You know what they say about reality mimicking The Onion. While the Nazis have only been picking up in popularity lately, the younger generation is beginning to become disillusioned with the Klan's lack of lynchings in recent years. After Charlottesville really put the Neo-Nazis back on the map, frankly I think the writing's on the wall.
I feel like you underestimate the shift that has been happening because of the failure of the public education system even conservatives have forgoten what there dogwhistles mean in such environement it's only natural that a more direct and mask off approach would resonate better with voters that might confuse the hoodies with pro abortion protesters that are doing handmainden tale cosplays
Yeah, but you gotta figure in the ink costs on the other side. Think that stuff grows on trees? _... Oh, he's a paleo-neo-nazi?_ _What? It does grow on trees? Iron gall? Huh?? He received a merit badge for that? Very precocious ... "scouts" ... these days, I guess..._
I honestly wasn’t too surprised about Kent losing this time. Considering how much Alabama believes in family values, the shocking scandal that his wife was his first cousin, and not his sister as he claimed, would’ve been enough to lose some crucial votes.
So true. I think Kent really lost with that wood source scandal, though. I mean, how could he buy his cross-burning wood from a gay farmer? It just doesn't seem right.
@@SivaKumar-ey7in absolutely. And Kent's PR team was terrible. Compare that to how Brennan's team handled his trans tattoo artist scandal: he actually went UP in polls once his team was able to demonstrate Brennan had recently sent death threats to that artist, and that the tattoo had since covered up by yet another swastika. Just all around wholesome racism, like grampa used to promote. A real return to prelapsarian family values.
As a proud white Alabamian, I’m incredibly disappointed in the people of our state for electing a Nazi. Our heritage is very important to us, and while there was a slip up this time around, we will rise again.
I disagree. I think both you guys and the Nazis are too soft. In order for this great state of Alabama to be truly purified, I must be the only one living here. I am the only pure one.
@@lolasdm6959 ..not unless the FBI and CIA serve an entity that’s unAmerican. Do your research and you’ll find that the U.S. is a sleeper cell fascist state.
@DonoVideoProductions the next 4 years should be fine. If not, we can just continue electing someone until things get better or the country dies. Acting like Republicans having a super majority is gonna somehow destroy everything is silly. At most they'll finish the border wall and block Trans athletes from competing in a sport outside of their birth gender. Everything else has been on the agenda for 50 years and they've never gotten anywhere so they are unlikely to get anywhere now.
@bort6414 How do you figure? The orange ghost of iniquity past has come haunting again. And this time, it's going to be a poltergeist, destroying everything in sight. Not just burdensome...devastating.
The onion is frequently able to pull out old material because progress is so slow, But I love to see them able to whip out great new stuff like this. Long live the new era of ONN
@@IbnRushd-mv3fp It’s not gonna be a full on war until the true, original *white* ancient Israelites and the true, original the *black* ancient Israelites (who were enslaved by the also black Egyptian pharaohs) join in
@@elmascapo6588 And yet by all signs they won't learn from it. They claim to hate the orange, but their lack of introspection and baffling decisions have handed him so many wins over 8 years. Makes you almost think they don't want to see him lose.
what baffling decisions have the democrats made that could possibly warrant voting against them? i have a feeling that the baffling decisions I have in mind are very different from yours...
Sucks to suck, but I honestly hate the two-party system. I've voted Proud Boys in the past 4 elections in the hopes that they'll eventually win and overturn the system
@@BigBoogookie Right. Who could have thought a real headline would be titled "Felon wins presidency over district attorney" and not something done just for laughs?
The Our Heritage More Hate Campaign really should have seen this coming. It's the Cost of Living, how can you arm yourself to overthrow the country with the price of white sheets? I mean the price of wood for the weekly cross burnings was getting outrageous.
The Neo-nazis went hard on the economy. They already trace some roots to their origins as the Nazi party delivered economic reforms. KKK just fell short.
Humans now because of modernist binary thinking automatically assume just because "2 group look alike therefore = good relations" and history always shows that to be untrue (crips vs bloods/nazis vs communists OR catholicism vs protestantism)
Honestly, everything about this looks so authentic that if I were just flipping through the channels on election night, I legitimately wouldn't even have given it a second thought
I remember when I was 22 years old, a girl came up to me and asked if I wanted to (bleep). I asked her, her age as she looked way too young for that. She said 14, and I told her she'd need to wait 4 years for that, as this isn't Alabama. Funny thing was that she called me 4 years later. She was Married, living in Alabama, wanted me to come visit.
Thank you for your service, The Onion. I am always delighted to show these to my fellow friends who like to chuckle and stare at the historical landmark building in our town that has swastikas bordering the outside.
There is no prediction of the 2046 midterms in the video, only a countdown until them. I suspect you aren't actually a time traveler. What are you, living in 1488, more like 1480-late.
It always has. Years ago, they told us they had a satellite streaming news from the future. Everyone just thought they were a comedy organization until we caught up to the timeline.
Hearing them casually talk about Neo-Nazis and Klansmen as normal political parties is the most disturbingly funny thing "A rising percentage of young voters registered as Neo-Nazis"
Reuters published an interview with Ukrainian with nickname Adolf at 21 April. Guess who's birthday it was the day before? H****" (removed so this comment would not be deleted).
@@blazingsummit In his defense, one of the key steps to looking after one's own country is to to be aware of which nations the Na zis have taken over this time. They don't have the best record at keeping to themselves.
Glad to see the onion is back to making good stuff, at first I thought I had click on one of the old "war on the white house" skit that I had somehow never seen.
I know. Progressives are still whining that people will vote for the left in red areas, if you're just left enough! Its just a coincidence that red areas don't vote for the actual progressives in red areas!
@waffleweave it half is. It's about the lesser of 2 evils which mirrors having to chose between voting in one not so great candidate vs voting in a different, equally not so great candidate.
STONE BRILLIANT! THANK ONION FOR THE ONION! I have a drawerful of clippings from the print Onion, and am SO GRATEFUL it's as searing as ever. Will be best medicine for the next 4 years.
Please, please, PLEASE do another prison economics segment. It was so impeccably well-versed in prison language and yet there was only ever the one single episode. I'd love to know how many HJs a pack of smokes costs after the latest surge of inflation.
Nice to see regular content from this channel again. Please keep it up. The Best Buy product that no one know what it does will forever by my favorite video. Thank you all for providing laughs during tough times.
@That’s the one! My friend introduced me to The Onion with that video over a decade ago now. It still makes me laugh my ass off. The remark about, 'no one knows wtf it does but they’ll still buy it anyways' is so perfect.
🧅 😭 blurring the lines between fiction and real and the result somehow comes out more real. ⚗️ Weird science or mystic magic? 🪄 strange Onion I love you 💛
Beyond brilliant. Walking the razor's edge of satire here. And also a brilliant and brutal evisceration of the media, which has normalized racism and hate.
You're 100% right. When Letitia James said "we've got to stand up to an administration that is too male, too pale, and too stale" before a cheering crowd and received little to no pushback for it, I was appalled.
As a black man and father of two kids i approve that we needed some change, its getting boring suffering racism from the same type people everyday, WE NEEDED THE CHANGE
@@xenotype9349 knowledge of neo-nazi dog-whistles doesn't make you one, and "88" is a pretty well known neo-nazi dog-whistle, practically every neo-nazi you see has it tattoo'd on them somewhere. hell, you pointing it out would also make you a nazi if I used your logic.
No wonder voters chose him. His political beliefs are easy to check, he has them all written on his face after all.
This is the transparency that voters need.
what was the other guy hiding under that hood?
Dedication to not changing them, a politician you can trust
Funny!!
Readable like an open book.
Not responding to the rumors that Kent was actually a black guy under that hood were ultimately his downfall.
And he once turned around when someone called out "Mr. Chappelle..!!". Very suspicious.
@@spillanegottleib1681That clip was taken out of context. He turned around to look for this "Mr. Chappell
Fake news!!
The neomazi looks more black to me though.
😂😂😂
"A fresh face in racism" 🤣😰😭
Thank you ONN, I love that you exist
The only cable news network that watches back 😂😂
this is like a timeline where woodrow wilson was resurrected
i love how the proud boys are basically the greens
"A full-on Aryan wave" 🫣
“It’s still early tonight but we could be looked at a full-on Aryan wave” I spit out my water
The Onion must have brought back some of it's old writers, this is so good and feels just like their old content.
Some of its old actors too - Jason Copeland is back!
When the world needed The Onion the most...they came back.
Or maybe they kept a few in the can after they realized "No Values Voters" were real
Ikr??
My thoughts exactly 😂
the line "We have more in common than what separates us." being used to unite racist people together is the funniest shit
It’s actually being used to by female members of the alt-Right like Laura Southern.
I’ve actually heard WNs say it.
@@millennialsecularandauthri3338does that mean wing nut?
That's basically what "American unity" always meant in the first place..
@@TheModdedwarfare3 white nationalists
This is no suprise, after all he polled very well with Latinos
Trump's new Middle East peace envoy!!
🤣🤣🤣
Ah so this is the racial minority you will scapegoat lol the onion was right wtf
Now the democrats wanna deport the Latinos 😂😂
😂😂😂
r/KKK in shambles rn
rip r/politics and the r/pics bots. Holy fish crackers the amount of bots in those two places is insane
all of reddit is in shambles right now. the front page is full of hysteria, crying, and coping
WAIT THAT’S A REAL THING?!
@@plpong893 💀💀💀
r/TheAdolf is in tatters
This satire crosses a line with the Anti-Alabama bias. The idea that they would vote out the KKK is frankly insulting.
You know what they say about reality mimicking The Onion. While the Nazis have only been picking up in popularity lately, the younger generation is beginning to become disillusioned with the Klan's lack of lynchings in recent years. After Charlottesville really put the Neo-Nazis back on the map, frankly I think the writing's on the wall.
I feel like you underestimate the shift that has been happening because of the failure of the public education system even conservatives have forgoten what there dogwhistles mean in such environement it's only natural that a more direct and mask off approach would resonate better with voters that might confuse the hoodies with pro abortion protesters that are doing handmainden tale cosplays
Sure they're both racists, but Alabama would never willingly lean towards the Germans
Alabama is a true American state
They would never vote out American racism for foreign racism
this is satire???
Voters prefer to see racism vs someone who just covers it up. Smh
voters want a candidate like them
Now this is a proper Onion quality comment
maybe the sheet guy has a gay tattoo underneath 🤔 cannot be trusted.
maybe he has a rainbow tat underneath 😠
They did, after all, choose a rapist over a black woman.
Finally something different. The country is already healing!
😂😂😂
I was hoping it would be fashionable to be racist against blue people but here we go back to the 1920s
about time someone speak the truth
Probably a neo-nazi with that pfp. Pointy Heroes for LYFE!!@@ImperialDramonFighte
Soon we will all be unemployed and broke last time it took 3 years this time one year
It's the economy, who can afford to punch holes in a perfectly good sheet these days
true but who can afford a razor and all that ink either
Yeah, but you gotta figure in the ink costs on the other side. Think that stuff grows on trees?
_... Oh, he's a paleo-neo-nazi?_
_What? It does grow on trees? Iron gall? Huh?? He received a merit badge for that? Very precocious ... "scouts" ... these days, I guess..._
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@@Baggerz182 Which one? there are over 3000 of them and all are equally imaginary. Yes, even yours.
that shows the loss of skills. You don't need to punch holes if you know how to sow
I honestly wasn’t too surprised about Kent losing this time. Considering how much Alabama believes in family values, the shocking scandal that his wife was his first cousin, and not his sister as he claimed, would’ve been enough to lose some crucial votes.
So true. I think Kent really lost with that wood source scandal, though. I mean, how could he buy his cross-burning wood from a gay farmer? It just doesn't seem right.
That surely must have alienated the core voters.
@@SivaKumar-ey7in absolutely. And Kent's PR team was terrible. Compare that to how Brennan's team handled his trans tattoo artist scandal: he actually went UP in polls once his team was able to demonstrate Brennan had recently sent death threats to that artist, and that the tattoo had since covered up by yet another swastika. Just all around wholesome racism, like grampa used to promote. A real return to prelapsarian family values.
Not his sister? That's just inefficient. Why walk across town when you can walk across the hall.
As a proud white Alabamian, I’m incredibly disappointed in the people of our state for electing a Nazi. Our heritage is very important to us, and while there was a slip up this time around, we will rise again.
I disagree. I think both you guys and the Nazis are too soft. In order for this great state of Alabama to be truly purified, I must be the only one living here. I am the only pure one.
I sleep in peace knowing FBI has a snitch in every group.
@@lolasdm6959 ..not unless the FBI and CIA serve an entity that’s unAmerican.
Do your research and you’ll find that the U.S. is a sleeper cell fascist state.
Don’t they still have Not Sea rallies in Virginia?
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"2046 midterms countdown" The Onion is actually back, I had my doubts with the other ones, but we are so back
Yeah, they weren't nearly as cutting as the old Onion videos (check out the West Bank one), but this was good.
hm
How optimistic they think there will be an election and not the silent desolation of an empty and dead world after the ominous music returns
You have too much hopium, it's only one video.
@@Web720 perhaps
I'm a 62 year old South Alabama native. This is my neighbors that they are talking about.
Are you talking about the card-carrying clansmen or the neo-nazis?
Are they wrong?
Hard to tell if this is a rebuke or a declaration of affairs.
If you can't tell he's joking, wear glasses. @@joeavreg2254
@@stefanbergung5514 This comment is proof that the Onion is no longer satire. Hard to be funny when the greatest joke of all is the American people!
"How many facial tattoos before you're not considered white anymore?" - the opposition
Choosing the lesser of two evils has a whole new meaning now.
This has always been the meaning...
@@gurusmurf5921exactly
@@gurusmurf5921exactly
I definitely wouldn’t consider a Neo-Nazi less evil than the KKK.
Choose the FRESHER of two evils
I'm so glad that people voted for people who don't hide behind masks anymore. god bless.
pikapetey jumpscare
More transparency is always welcome from our leaders
You realize this is making fun of the left? They are showing you how absurd it sounds that half the country are Nazis
" If you got hate in your heart, let it out." - Clayton Bigsby
Damn that's so accurate. Trump is just the US without the mask of "civility" on.
It’s amazing how extreme The Onion has to go in order to make compelling satire. Good luck everybody with the next four years.
I wonder why Trump won so hard. Couldn’t be because people are sick of the identity politics could it?
THIS. So. Much. This.
I will. How does it feel to be unburdened by what has been?
@DonoVideoProductions the next 4 years should be fine. If not, we can just continue electing someone until things get better or the country dies.
Acting like Republicans having a super majority is gonna somehow destroy everything is silly. At most they'll finish the border wall and block Trans athletes from competing in a sport outside of their birth gender. Everything else has been on the agenda for 50 years and they've never gotten anywhere so they are unlikely to get anywhere now.
@bort6414 How do you figure? The orange ghost of iniquity past has come haunting again. And this time, it's going to be a poltergeist, destroying everything in sight. Not just burdensome...devastating.
the “i’m getting texts right now from senior klan officials” was fucking hilarious
This is wild! Twenty years ago, somebody like Lucas Brennan couldn't win anywhere outside of the Idaho panhandle. Times are changing!
E
Hey don't be accurate
Hey, give some credit to the guys in Oregon, West Montana, and Washington.
And now we have groups like "Latinos for Brennan" lol
Gotta give The Onion props for the 22 year countdown to the '46 midterm election.
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@@Baggerz182 Why?
@@Baggerz182no
Lease plausible part of the video
@@Baggerz182 O Satan, take pity on my long misery!
"casual racism vs competitive racism" ahh headline
skill-based racism dark horse candidate
ahh
Neo Nazis are still pretty mild. Wait ‘til the Balkans send their most tolerant man
@@ADPalFthat’s crazy 💀
ahhh so scary
Tbh this feels like regular USA news
liberals think his comedy is real 🤣
@@copyprint-fz2hb WTF are you even talking about.... lol
@@copyprint-fz2hb They're making fun of _you,_ buddy
@@2m7b5 and i'm making fun of them
@2m7b5 identity politics will never come back
So glad to see people choosing candidates with transparent views and not politicians hiding under guise.
The onion is frequently able to pull out old material because progress is so slow, But I love to see them able to whip out great new stuff like this. Long live the new era of ONN
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They should promote their movies more, the 2007 onion movie is hilarious
Wait, old material?
Man, is it really that predictable?
@@Baggerz182Repent to deez nutz
@@vodkaffee4856it’s terrible
The onion is the first UA-cam channel I ever subscribed to way back in 2006. Happy for its return!
aren't you that guy who moved to the south instead of the clearly superior north
@@EngineerRunnerwhar
Indeed, I too am ecstatic. And we’re even getting Jason Copeland back!
I found the Onion in Chicago in 1997. On paper it was awesome. I didn't know about UA-cam channel until the last few years. 06, that's cool!
Wow
We are closer to this than we think 😒
Sadly that's true.
The Onion is still the most trusted news site, even if it's fake
_"The most trusted name in fake news."_
Fake? Life satirizes itself. It’s an American way of life.
When the self-admitted fake news is more truthful than the major networks.
At least they're honest about being fake
Fake isnt the right word as this is happening .
The Onion is truly back! 😂😂
I feel like people say this to like farm now.
sephoramandondo2548 is truly back! 😂😂
@ You can put pronouns in your yt account now?
They might get dismantled for criticizing trump in a couple of months but until then, yes, they are back
@@sephoramandondo2548 people have been waiting 10 years and thought it was pernmently releguated to it's website, it's understandable
Man, you guys are _not_ pulling punches this year, I'm loving it
Ikr i was irl pogging i was so gagged
The Onion got bought by a new company that has a print subscription service so they’re throwing more budget their way.
Sounds like they went off to the left pretty hard
@@jaykaygunsSounds like you've never read any The Onion articles before.
@@jaykayguns they were always left leaning. And if you see nazis as representing the right, then that's pretty telling.
Ranked racism vs. Competitive racism
"We could be looking at a full on Aryan wave" killed me lol
Saaaaaaame, I spit coffee on my bed
Full on hyperborea vs tarteria war
@@IbnRushd-mv3fp It’s not gonna be a full on war until the true, original *white* ancient Israelites and the true, original the *black* ancient Israelites (who were enslaved by the also black Egyptian pharaohs) join in
o/
1:40 "Fake 'Late Voting' Booths Used to Catch Assholes Who Didn't Vote" 🤣🤣🤣
Those gold nuggets are the reason why a 2 minute Onion upload lasts 5 minutes for me. Gotta pause and properly enjoy all the little details.
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Lmaoo
@@Baggerz182oh okay, now that you mention it, I’ll be sure to do that
@@Baggerz182 I'm going with Dionysus he seems like one of the cooler ones.
Y'all manage to lighten the mood a bit despite all that's happened, thank you.
Right? Give us SOMETHING To laugh about, please.
@@valkyrie1066the entire democrat election "plan" this time was more than enough to laugh about tho
@@elmascapo6588
Whomever planned to give up was definitely a clown.
@@elmascapo6588 And yet by all signs they won't learn from it. They claim to hate the orange, but their lack of introspection and baffling decisions have handed him so many wins over 8 years. Makes you almost think they don't want to see him lose.
what baffling decisions have the democrats made that could possibly warrant voting against them? i have a feeling that the baffling decisions I have in mind are very different from yours...
the sad thing is, if your non-american, you could actually believe this is reality over there
no lol
How dumb do you think non Americans are?
Some of us Americans are aware of what's going on and we don't like it. We said so with our votes during the 2024 election.
My grandma was a little *too* excited about this election.
Tell her they will ban abortions?
Did she move to Argentina by any chance?
@@lolasdm6959 you think gma cares? She ain't having kids no more
She had her "Oberfuhrer-SS" uniform on again, didn't she
@@Ardarail that’s the joke
This is quite disturbing and concerning. Does my vote count for nothing? I have voted KKK for the past 5 elections. Why do things have to change??
Well of course the klan lost. We found out that Clayton Bigsby was a blind black dude.
Sucks to suck, but I honestly hate the two-party system. I've voted Proud Boys in the past 4 elections in the hopes that they'll eventually win and overturn the system
Maybe invite a NN over for dinner to find out.
@@nightflame389 The Hawaiian shirts makes them look soft on Hawaiian immigrants.
2046 Midterms 😂
only 8035 days left
2046??? More like 2030
@@vlynst haha yeah damn that's crazy fr, any chance I can get your discord or number btw?
@francislongshore9121 have some self respect 😭😭😭😭😭
@@francislongshore9121 what? 😭
Unironically this is what American politics will inevitably transform into
“Trump spends victory speech asking how he can pardon himself” The text headlines in these videos never miss!
XD I completely missed that
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I liked the "Fake 'Late Voting' Booths..." one myself 😄
The value network? Here?
Thats unexpected
@@minestar2247 the what?
The Onion is going to get so much material to work with these next 4 years
More like competition! Things have gotten so outrageous it can be hard to distinguish between satire and reality
That's assuming that the writers aren't sent off to a "reeducation" camp in Alaska (the US's own Siberia) or perhaps Death Valley.
I can't tell if "4 years" is pessimistic or optimistic.
You guys are so delusional. I remember when I was 16 years old and thought the same way you do.
@@BigBoogookie Right. Who could have thought a real headline would be titled "Felon wins presidency over district attorney" and not something done just for laughs?
The Our Heritage More Hate Campaign really should have seen this coming. It's the Cost of Living, how can you arm yourself to overthrow the country with the price of white sheets? I mean the price of wood for the weekly cross burnings was getting outrageous.
A full face of tats is also pricey though. And all those razors for your head!
The Neo-nazis went hard on the economy.
They already trace some roots to their origins as the Nazi party delivered economic reforms.
KKK just fell short.
Exactly 💯 Look at the Palestinians. They always fail at overthrowing their host government because they're so damn broke.
Climate change is affecting us very much, these winds and pouring rains are making it really difficult for the burnings.
ive decided for the next 4 years im only gonna get my news from the onion
ONN is the only news network reporting on this very important result, really makes you think.
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@@Baggerz182 You seem sane.
@@Baggerz182 O Satan, take pity on my long misery!
@@Baggerz182 Why are you using a degenerate and satanic platform?
Why do I find the possibility of this two groups with basically the same philosophy hating each other’s guts to be so believable?
Isn't that just humanity in a nutshell
Because it's two groups based solely on hate and division?
Bro has never heard of the Balkans before
that's the United States for you.
Humans now because of modernist binary thinking automatically assume just because "2 group look alike therefore = good relations" and history always shows that to be untrue (crips vs bloods/nazis vs communists OR catholicism vs protestantism)
I haven't laughed in 2 days. Thank you.
I have laughed for 2 weeks, because that would be too long 😂
I used to like to laugh. I still do, but I used to, too.
I don't know about you but I have been laughing for the past 2 days while I swim up this river of liberal tears. 😂
@@tylerkersten7725you’re a dad aren’t you? Lmao
@@Blenderrenderer183 I wonder if you'll keep swimming when those tariffs hit 😹
Hopefully you'll be able to afford it
When did Onion start publishing real news? Isn't this supposed to be a satire channel?
Honestly, everything about this looks so authentic that if I were just flipping through the channels on election night, I legitimately wouldn't even have given it a second thought
Alabama here - I’d laugh, but living in it is no joke.
Texas, I feel'ya there 😔
I remember when I was 22 years old, a girl came up to me and asked if I wanted to (bleep).
I asked her, her age as she looked way too young for that. She said 14, and I told her she'd need to wait 4 years for that, as this isn't Alabama. Funny thing was that she called me 4 years later. She was Married, living in Alabama, wanted me to come visit.
@@trans_rights_ftwMale!
Stop hating your own people.
@@abram730 "Охуительная история".Могу я сказать
When asked about this Trump said, there are good people on both sides.
Great reference.
Trump told me he knows him and they are great friends
@@lolasdm6959
"He's got an armadillo in his trousers..." ---DJT
This comment deserves the top spot
I don't get it
Thank you for your service, The Onion. I am always delighted to show these to my fellow friends who like to chuckle and stare at the historical landmark building in our town that has swastikas bordering the outside.
The swastika has been used as a religious symbol for thousands of years
What an election win for liberals!😂😂😂
Watching this in 2046 and it's strangely accurate.
A time traveler?!
There is no prediction of the 2046 midterms in the video, only a countdown until them. I suspect you aren't actually a time traveler.
What are you, living in 1488, more like 1480-late.
@@itrashcant7947 Don't be fooled; I was there in 2046, but Feintgames was not.
looks like pewdiepie was more than right all this time, by 2099 were all going to be back in the stone age...
Hey, thanks for commenting! It’s nice to know that 2046 still exists.
When did the onion start reporting on real news
It always has. Years ago, they told us they had a satellite streaming news from the future. Everyone just thought they were a comedy organization until we caught up to the timeline.
In 1621: "First Four Guys To Step On Plymouth Rock Become The 'Four Fathers.' "
Remember how the onion wasn't uploading videos for a long while?
It's because they already sent all the footage from then back in time.
THE ONION HAS NEVER BEEN MORE BACK
Hearing them casually talk about Neo-Nazis and Klansmen as normal political parties is the most disturbingly funny thing
"A rising percentage of young voters registered as Neo-Nazis"
It a joke
It a joke
The average US election at this point
Trump campaign's spokesperson is named, I kid you not, Adolfo Franco, was he hired directly from the Onion?
Adolfo Franco Mussolini Pinochet his full name
Are his parents from Germany and Spain?
Reuters did an interview with Ukrainian with a nickname Adolf on Hitler birthday.
Reuters published an interview with Ukrainian with nickname Adolf at 21 April. Guess who's birthday it was the day before? H****" (removed so this comment would not be deleted).
@@Protont Can we settle for Argentina?
Thank the gods they're covering both sides professionally.
Appalling. This kind of betrayal would never happen in Mississippi.
"Did the Klan just get overconfident here?" 😅😂😂
As an Alabamian , my ballot was almost this exact situation
Remember that time Alabama almost sent a known pdf file and state Chief Justice to Congress? Rerrepidge Farm remembers.
With a pfp of that flag I know you voter NN and not Kx3
@ sorry I don’t speak brain rot I have no idea what you’re saying
This is unironically how we outside the US see their elections.
This is unironically how we inside the US see our elections.
I mean... you're not wrong.
Focus on your own country
@blazingsummit we do bruh
@@blazingsummit In his defense, one of the key steps to looking after one's own country is to to be aware of which nations the Na zis have taken over this time. They don't have the best record at keeping to themselves.
this is one of the funniest videos I've watched in a while
and one of the funniest from The Onion in like a decade
taking competitive racism to a whole new level, love to hear it
This is just watching the regular news but using the 'They Live' glasses 🕶️
I came here to chew gum and watch The Onion, and I'm all out of gum 😎
@@DavidCurryFilms ....thanks, now I'm hearing the Duke Nukem rift when I see that emoji in the wild like it's a musical punctuation mark.
"ORANGE IS THE BEST COLOR"
Democracy dies in blandness. Praise the Onion’s potent return! I am crying
Glad to see the onion is back to making good stuff, at first I thought I had click on one of the old "war on the white house" skit that I had somehow never seen.
This is basically what the US Overton window will be in 2028
I know. Progressives are still whining that people will vote for the left in red areas, if you're just left enough! Its just a coincidence that red areas don't vote for the actual progressives in red areas!
womp womp
will be ?
@@alphasword5541 good point
This won’t be satire in like 6 years
You think there will be elections?
@ “elections” like in Russia
You really think this skit is making fun of Republicans, doncha. That's adorable.
@@BrakathorUh…yeah it is.
@waffleweave it half is. It's about the lesser of 2 evils which mirrors having to chose between voting in one not so great candidate vs voting in a different, equally not so great candidate.
This is how voting really feels
This is what happened this year.
Really is Alien vs Predator
Whoever wins, we lose
@@TrollPriestZandumYeah, that black woman was totally a white supremacist... SMFH.
@@mauricio2456 the police matriarch? never!
@@mauricio2456 it is a figure of speech; he meant to say two bad options not a literal kkk vs nazi
As a great man once said -
“It’s funny ‘cause it’s true!”
STONE BRILLIANT! THANK ONION FOR THE ONION! I have a drawerful of clippings from the print Onion, and am SO GRATEFUL it's as searing as ever. Will be best medicine for the next 4 years.
“That would be funny if it weren’t so sad”
- Glados
Please, please, PLEASE do another prison economics segment. It was so impeccably well-versed in prison language and yet there was only ever the one single episode. I'd love to know how many HJs a pack of smokes costs after the latest surge of inflation.
This is how people see the us elections outside of the USA
I‘m shocked, SHOCKED I say!
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Well, not that shocked.
If your local KKK franchise fails at helping you achieve the desired level of shock you should file a complaint
I can't decide whether I am agog or aghast....!
I see what you did there
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@@Baggerz182 You first.
HERE WE GOOOOO! The Onion gonna be gold the next 4 yearss!!!
The Onion will probably be banned by the GOP and Donald Trump
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They hardly even need to write jokes at this point
@@Baggerz182Or what? He'll make us black, like Ham?
If god was real yesterday wouldn't have happened @@Baggerz182
Notice the 2046 midterms countdown clock at the bottom right, LOL.
The Onion isn't just back, they're on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thank you for your reporting
America has reached a point where it's honestly hard to tell if stuff like this is satire or real.
It's satire, there's nothing that's been appropriated from another culture anywhere on the neo-nazi.
@@neoqwerty 🤡💀Where do you think the swastika came from?
When I look at this I immediately think of that scene in Wolfenstein New Order, where 2 KKK dudes talk with a Nazi Officer lmao
I felt bad for those dudes trying very hard to speak German and the Nazi Officer being like, you are butchering my Mother tongue.
Pure Evil meets Stupid Evil
Nice to see regular content from this channel again. Please keep it up. The Best Buy product that no one know what it does will forever by my favorite video. Thank you all for providing laughs during tough times.
Is that the same one as 'Sony releases stupid pos that doesn't effing work'? That has been on my playlist since it was new!
@That’s the one! My friend introduced me to The Onion with that video over a decade ago now. It still makes me laugh my ass off. The remark about, 'no one knows wtf it does but they’ll still buy it anyways' is so perfect.
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my favourate one will always be future news from 2137
This doesn't seem like satire anymore
🧅 😭 blurring the lines between fiction and real and the result somehow comes out more real.
⚗️ Weird science or mystic magic? 🪄 strange Onion I love you 💛
Cope
@@Naz1Killeranime account
Satire can be very real.
Actually that's why it was invented by the Greeks and used plentifully by the Romans.
@@Naz1Killer I love how literally every single one of those shit stirring bot comments has come from an anime pfp
I want to laugh, but after watching Idiocracy become a documentary, I can't say with any confidence that this skit too won't end up being a prohecy.
Le idiocy is le documentary
What a very original joke
For a second I thought this was a 16 year old video… good to know the US never changes
This is the only news I can watch now
I love you the Onion. Thanks for coming back.
"A new face in racism" Thank you Onion News Network
MTG is going to be sooo jealous
Beyond brilliant. Walking the razor's edge of satire here. And also a brilliant and brutal evisceration of the media, which has normalized racism and hate.
The current media is the exact opposite of this.
Social media you mean?
You're 100% right. When Letitia James said "we've got to stand up to an administration that is too male, too pale, and too stale" before a cheering crowd and received little to no pushback for it, I was appalled.
"voters were looking for a fresh face of racism"
So the United States just nominated a new President I see.
The onion never misses.
I dunno it missed for about half a decade or so
@@ChicCanyon cry about it
@@dext0rb i genuinely lament the loss of quality satire. Them not making content was not good. Why youre celebrating that is beyond me.
So true
Speak Truth to Power
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Everyone is saying this
@@Baggerz182 O Satan, take pity on my long misery!
@@BradleySmith-xv2ec I dont believe they've noticed yet.
As a black man and father of two kids i approve that we needed some change, its getting boring suffering racism from the same type people everyday, WE NEEDED THE CHANGE
2:12 So close to another joke by saying 88 seats instead.
Breaking: Viewers Outs Self as Nazi by Pointing Out How ONN could've "Done Their Nazi Bit Better"
Another channel would have said something about how the Klan did Nazi this coming and that it is, to be fair, hard to see out of those hoods.
@@xenotype9349 knowledge of neo-nazi dog-whistles doesn't make you one, and "88" is a pretty well known neo-nazi dog-whistle, practically every neo-nazi you see has it tattoo'd on them somewhere. hell, you pointing it out would also make you a nazi if I used your logic.
@@xenotype9349 If you want to oppose them properly, you need to know their dogwhistles.
@JokerDoom "I'm just memorizing their culture, talking points, and propaganda." Says Interviewed Crypto-nazi.
The 0:58 graphics aren't even proportional I am crying this is amazing
UA-cam algorithm confused after this one
This is diabolically hilarious! Glad to see the onion back in action!
just alabama being alabama
The joke is that it's all of America.
@Hahahahaaahaahaa You are partially correct. The whole US is like that, but no one talks about or goes to the deep south for a reason.
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@@Baggerz182 Cool that you know Alabamas catchphrase.
@@Baggerz182 May God bring to all MAGA Republicans everything they wish for Democrats.