Neo-Nazi Pulls Off Surprise Victory In Long-Held KKK District | Onion News Network

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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2024

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  • @tony_antony_lemony
    @tony_antony_lemony 26 днів тому +33871

    No wonder voters chose him. His political beliefs are easy to check, he has them all written on his face after all.

    • @TheGIGACapitalist
      @TheGIGACapitalist 26 днів тому +1516

      This is the transparency that voters need.

    • @mikearchibald744
      @mikearchibald744 26 днів тому +788

      what was the other guy hiding under that hood?

    • @dontworry1302
      @dontworry1302 26 днів тому +225

      Dedication to not changing them, a politician you can trust

    • @area22guitars57
      @area22guitars57 26 днів тому +23

      Funny!!

    • @artyom2801
      @artyom2801 26 днів тому +65

      Readable like an open book.

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 25 днів тому +6900

    Not responding to the rumors that Kent was actually a black guy under that hood were ultimately his downfall.

    • @spillanegottleib1681
      @spillanegottleib1681 25 днів тому +482

      And he once turned around when someone called out "Mr. Chappelle..!!". Very suspicious.

    • @prielknaaphofnar.9754
      @prielknaaphofnar.9754 25 днів тому +345

      ​@@spillanegottleib1681That clip was taken out of context. He turned around to look for this "Mr. Chappell

    • @presidentskroob
      @presidentskroob 25 днів тому

      Fake news!!

    • @Simqer
      @Simqer 25 днів тому

      The neomazi looks more black to me though.

    • @UndertheNeedle282
      @UndertheNeedle282 24 дні тому +14

      😂😂😂

  • @1midnightfish
    @1midnightfish 26 днів тому +9738

    "A fresh face in racism" 🤣😰😭
    Thank you ONN, I love that you exist

    • @50Steaks68
      @50Steaks68 26 днів тому +105

      The only cable news network that watches back 😂😂

    • @TestChamber15
      @TestChamber15 25 днів тому +17

      this is like a timeline where woodrow wilson was resurrected

    • @ifedhimspaghetti
      @ifedhimspaghetti 25 днів тому +18

      i love how the proud boys are basically the greens

    • @careyculbert5071
      @careyculbert5071 24 дні тому

      "A full-on Aryan wave" 🫣

    • @Ten-Mezczyzna
      @Ten-Mezczyzna 23 дні тому

      “It’s still early tonight but we could be looked at a full-on Aryan wave” I spit out my water

  • @injest1928
    @injest1928 25 днів тому +3534

    The Onion must have brought back some of it's old writers, this is so good and feels just like their old content.

    • @shankieinthefridge
      @shankieinthefridge 24 дні тому +205

      Some of its old actors too - Jason Copeland is back!

    • @blastermaster5009
      @blastermaster5009 24 дні тому +222

      When the world needed The Onion the most...they came back.

    • @lucci195
      @lucci195 24 дні тому +39

      Or maybe they kept a few in the can after they realized "No Values Voters" were real

    • @christopher3790
      @christopher3790 24 дні тому +2

      Ikr??

    • @evaswritingvault3066
      @evaswritingvault3066 24 дні тому +1

      My thoughts exactly 😂

  • @pog_champ
    @pog_champ 26 днів тому +11621

    the line "We have more in common than what separates us." being used to unite racist people together is the funniest shit

    • @JeremySnyder-p3d
      @JeremySnyder-p3d 26 днів тому

      It’s actually being used to by female members of the alt-Right like Laura Southern.

    • @millennialsecularandauthri3338
      @millennialsecularandauthri3338 26 днів тому +187

      I’ve actually heard WNs say it.

    • @TheModdedwarfare3
      @TheModdedwarfare3 26 днів тому +60

      ​@@millennialsecularandauthri3338does that mean wing nut?

    • @---fx9re
      @---fx9re 26 днів тому +209

      That's basically what "American unity" always meant in the first place..

    • @darkshadow0308
      @darkshadow0308 26 днів тому

      ​@@TheModdedwarfare3 white nationalists

  • @CrWh7433
    @CrWh7433 26 днів тому +20139

    This is no suprise, after all he polled very well with Latinos

    • @tomsinter2869
      @tomsinter2869 26 днів тому +668

      Trump's new Middle East peace envoy!!

    • @christophclear1438
      @christophclear1438 26 днів тому +132

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @angelcabeza6464
      @angelcabeza6464 26 днів тому +1

      Ah so this is the racial minority you will scapegoat lol the onion was right wtf

    • @sanic1085
      @sanic1085 26 днів тому

      Now the democrats wanna deport the Latinos 😂😂

    • @anthonypie9509
      @anthonypie9509 26 днів тому +93

      😂😂😂

  • @t.y2974
    @t.y2974 26 днів тому +17451

    r/KKK in shambles rn

    • @chekkibrekkiv1.245
      @chekkibrekkiv1.245 26 днів тому +562

      rip r/politics and the r/pics bots. Holy fish crackers the amount of bots in those two places is insane

    • @nurgle-j5n
      @nurgle-j5n 26 днів тому +447

      all of reddit is in shambles right now. the front page is full of hysteria, crying, and coping

    • @plpong893
      @plpong893 26 днів тому +273

      WAIT THAT’S A REAL THING?!

    • @suhnih4076
      @suhnih4076 26 днів тому +86

      @@plpong893 💀💀💀

    • @Teeveepicksures
      @Teeveepicksures 26 днів тому

      r/TheAdolf is in tatters

  • @fabsmaster5309
    @fabsmaster5309 24 дні тому +756

    This satire crosses a line with the Anti-Alabama bias. The idea that they would vote out the KKK is frankly insulting.

    • @cbplayz2374
      @cbplayz2374 17 днів тому

      You know what they say about reality mimicking The Onion. While the Nazis have only been picking up in popularity lately, the younger generation is beginning to become disillusioned with the Klan's lack of lynchings in recent years. After Charlottesville really put the Neo-Nazis back on the map, frankly I think the writing's on the wall.

    • @thefrenchbastard1646
      @thefrenchbastard1646 16 днів тому

      I feel like you underestimate the shift that has been happening because of the failure of the public education system even conservatives have forgoten what there dogwhistles mean in such environement it's only natural that a more direct and mask off approach would resonate better with voters that might confuse the hoodies with pro abortion protesters that are doing handmainden tale cosplays

    • @ThatOneRandomSteve
      @ThatOneRandomSteve 14 днів тому

      Sure they're both racists, but Alabama would never willingly lean towards the Germans

    • @TheHapiTaco
      @TheHapiTaco 8 днів тому +32

      Alabama is a true American state
      They would never vote out American racism for foreign racism

    • @lilguy5052
      @lilguy5052 2 дні тому +2

      this is satire???

  • @brandonmcclain9988
    @brandonmcclain9988 26 днів тому +7384

    Voters prefer to see racism vs someone who just covers it up. Smh

    • @enochianwolf
      @enochianwolf 26 днів тому +229

      voters want a candidate like them

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 26 днів тому +176

      Now this is a proper Onion quality comment

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 26 днів тому

      maybe the sheet guy has a gay tattoo underneath 🤔 cannot be trusted.

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 26 днів тому

      maybe he has a rainbow tat underneath 😠

    • @Pr3Va1L
      @Pr3Va1L 26 днів тому

      They did, after all, choose a rapist over a black woman.

  • @pangolimazul6055
    @pangolimazul6055 26 днів тому +12603

    Finally something different. The country is already healing!

    • @abalansa
      @abalansa 26 днів тому +109

      😂😂😂

    • @christopherarendt3531
      @christopherarendt3531 26 днів тому

      I was hoping it would be fashionable to be racist against blue people but here we go back to the 1920s

    • @ImperialDramonFighte
      @ImperialDramonFighte 26 днів тому +50

      about time someone speak the truth

    • @Avrelianvs
      @Avrelianvs 26 днів тому

      Probably a neo-nazi with that pfp. Pointy Heroes for LYFE!!​@@ImperialDramonFighte

    • @jackhaus5238
      @jackhaus5238 26 днів тому +99

      Soon we will all be unemployed and broke last time it took 3 years this time one year

  • @ajkulac9895
    @ajkulac9895 26 днів тому +5596

    It's the economy, who can afford to punch holes in a perfectly good sheet these days

    • @bettafish541
      @bettafish541 26 днів тому +234

      true but who can afford a razor and all that ink either

    • @garrghhh
      @garrghhh 26 днів тому

      Yeah, but you gotta figure in the ink costs on the other side. Think that stuff grows on trees?
      _... Oh, he's a paleo-neo-nazi?_
      _What? It does grow on trees? Iron gall? Huh?? He received a merit badge for that? Very precocious ... "scouts" ... these days, I guess..._

    • @Baggerz182
      @Baggerz182 26 днів тому +8

      repent to God

    • @JackRabbit-y4k
      @JackRabbit-y4k 26 днів тому +174

      @@Baggerz182 Which one? there are over 3000 of them and all are equally imaginary. Yes, even yours.

    • @YoutubeUserAnon
      @YoutubeUserAnon 26 днів тому

      that shows the loss of skills. You don't need to punch holes if you know how to sow

  • @DoctorDodge
    @DoctorDodge 24 дні тому +520

    I honestly wasn’t too surprised about Kent losing this time. Considering how much Alabama believes in family values, the shocking scandal that his wife was his first cousin, and not his sister as he claimed, would’ve been enough to lose some crucial votes.

    • @LokiKhane
      @LokiKhane 22 дні тому +43

      So true. I think Kent really lost with that wood source scandal, though. I mean, how could he buy his cross-burning wood from a gay farmer? It just doesn't seem right.

    • @SivaKumar-ey7in
      @SivaKumar-ey7in 22 дні тому +17

      That surely must have alienated the core voters.

    • @LokiKhane
      @LokiKhane 21 день тому +32

      @@SivaKumar-ey7in absolutely. And Kent's PR team was terrible. Compare that to how Brennan's team handled his trans tattoo artist scandal: he actually went UP in polls once his team was able to demonstrate Brennan had recently sent death threats to that artist, and that the tattoo had since covered up by yet another swastika. Just all around wholesome racism, like grampa used to promote. A real return to prelapsarian family values.

    • @Tonymarony5113
      @Tonymarony5113 3 дні тому

      Not his sister? That's just inefficient. Why walk across town when you can walk across the hall.

  • @BucketOfTurtles
    @BucketOfTurtles 26 днів тому +6565

    As a proud white Alabamian, I’m incredibly disappointed in the people of our state for electing a Nazi. Our heritage is very important to us, and while there was a slip up this time around, we will rise again.

    • @ocularzombie6679
      @ocularzombie6679 26 днів тому

      I disagree. I think both you guys and the Nazis are too soft. In order for this great state of Alabama to be truly purified, I must be the only one living here. I am the only pure one.

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 26 днів тому +311

      I sleep in peace knowing FBI has a snitch in every group.

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 26 днів тому

      @@lolasdm6959 ..not unless the FBI and CIA serve an entity that’s unAmerican.
      Do your research and you’ll find that the U.S. is a sleeper cell fascist state.

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 26 днів тому +41

      Don’t they still have Not Sea rallies in Virginia?

    • @Baggerz182
      @Baggerz182 26 днів тому +15

      repent to God

  • @PunishedBeerCanBennyIV
    @PunishedBeerCanBennyIV 26 днів тому +1805

    "2046 midterms countdown" The Onion is actually back, I had my doubts with the other ones, but we are so back

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 25 днів тому +36

      Yeah, they weren't nearly as cutting as the old Onion videos (check out the West Bank one), but this was good.

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 25 днів тому

      hm

    • @DogsRNice
      @DogsRNice 22 дні тому +6

      How optimistic they think there will be an election and not the silent desolation of an empty and dead world after the ominous music returns

    • @Web720
      @Web720 22 дні тому

      You have too much hopium, it's only one video.

    • @PunishedBeerCanBennyIV
      @PunishedBeerCanBennyIV 21 день тому

      @@Web720 perhaps

  • @howardzdenek98
    @howardzdenek98 26 днів тому +3574

    I'm a 62 year old South Alabama native. This is my neighbors that they are talking about.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 26 днів тому +204

      Are you talking about the card-carrying clansmen or the neo-nazis?

    • @stefanbergung5514
      @stefanbergung5514 26 днів тому +45

      Are they wrong?

    • @joeavreg2254
      @joeavreg2254 26 днів тому +181

      Hard to tell if this is a rebuke or a declaration of affairs.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 26 днів тому

      ​If you can't tell he's joking, wear glasses. ​@@joeavreg2254

    • @geezgigi
      @geezgigi 26 днів тому +201

      @@stefanbergung5514 This comment is proof that the Onion is no longer satire. Hard to be funny when the greatest joke of all is the American people!

  • @RossBirch-c4e
    @RossBirch-c4e 24 дні тому +53

    "How many facial tattoos before you're not considered white anymore?" - the opposition

  • @AndresElPatronFH
    @AndresElPatronFH 26 днів тому +3388

    Choosing the lesser of two evils has a whole new meaning now.

  • @PikaPetey
    @PikaPetey 26 днів тому +2981

    I'm so glad that people voted for people who don't hide behind masks anymore. god bless.

    • @shutupnerd9694
      @shutupnerd9694 26 днів тому +26

      pikapetey jumpscare

    • @MrObsvenchilde
      @MrObsvenchilde 26 днів тому +55

      More transparency is always welcome from our leaders

    • @ianfong1000
      @ianfong1000 26 днів тому

      You realize this is making fun of the left? They are showing you how absurd it sounds that half the country are Nazis

    • @FlowWolf7
      @FlowWolf7 26 днів тому +27

      " If you got hate in your heart, let it out." - Clayton Bigsby

    • @st.altair4936
      @st.altair4936 26 днів тому +44

      Damn that's so accurate. Trump is just the US without the mask of "civility" on.

  • @nerdnalist
    @nerdnalist 26 днів тому +4017

    It’s amazing how extreme The Onion has to go in order to make compelling satire. Good luck everybody with the next four years.

    • @autastic1
      @autastic1 26 днів тому

      I wonder why Trump won so hard. Couldn’t be because people are sick of the identity politics could it?

    • @DonoVideoProductions
      @DonoVideoProductions 26 днів тому +240

      THIS. So. Much. This.

    • @bort6414
      @bort6414 26 днів тому +86

      I will. How does it feel to be unburdened by what has been?

    • @invisalats841
      @invisalats841 26 днів тому

      ​@DonoVideoProductions the next 4 years should be fine. If not, we can just continue electing someone until things get better or the country dies.
      Acting like Republicans having a super majority is gonna somehow destroy everything is silly. At most they'll finish the border wall and block Trans athletes from competing in a sport outside of their birth gender. Everything else has been on the agenda for 50 years and they've never gotten anywhere so they are unlikely to get anywhere now.

    • @DonoVideoProductions
      @DonoVideoProductions 26 днів тому +248

      @bort6414 How do you figure? The orange ghost of iniquity past has come haunting again. And this time, it's going to be a poltergeist, destroying everything in sight. Not just burdensome...devastating.

  • @rxflexedits3310
    @rxflexedits3310 22 дні тому +81

    the “i’m getting texts right now from senior klan officials” was fucking hilarious

  • @intergalactichumanempire9759
    @intergalactichumanempire9759 26 днів тому +799

    This is wild! Twenty years ago, somebody like Lucas Brennan couldn't win anywhere outside of the Idaho panhandle. Times are changing!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 25 днів тому

      E‎ ‎

    • @BakrEvon
      @BakrEvon 25 днів тому +19

      Hey don't be accurate

    • @GigaNietzsche
      @GigaNietzsche 24 дні тому +4

      Hey, give some credit to the guys in Oregon, West Montana, and Washington.

    • @salvadorsanchez7997
      @salvadorsanchez7997 18 днів тому +4

      And now we have groups like "Latinos for Brennan" lol

  • @christopherberry3036
    @christopherberry3036 26 днів тому +1460

    Gotta give The Onion props for the 22 year countdown to the '46 midterm election.

    • @Baggerz182
      @Baggerz182 26 днів тому +1

      repent to God

    • @tthettai
      @tthettai 26 днів тому +63

      @@Baggerz182 Why?

    • @theMyRadiowasTaken
      @theMyRadiowasTaken 26 днів тому +34

      @@Baggerz182no

    • @arrM80
      @arrM80 26 днів тому

      Lease plausible part of the video

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 26 днів тому +6

      @@Baggerz182 O Satan, take pity on my long misery!

  • @vitaleriof
    @vitaleriof 26 днів тому +3549

    "casual racism vs competitive racism" ahh headline

    • @KaashUp
      @KaashUp 26 днів тому +231

      skill-based racism dark horse candidate

    • @rickkcir1855
      @rickkcir1855 26 днів тому +10

      ahh

    • @arcturus4762
      @arcturus4762 26 днів тому

      Neo Nazis are still pretty mild. Wait ‘til the Balkans send their most tolerant man

    • @Pan-demic
      @Pan-demic 26 днів тому +18

      @@ADPalFthat’s crazy 💀

    • @jackalope_hunter
      @jackalope_hunter 26 днів тому +5

      ahhh so scary

  • @suus-arido393
    @suus-arido393 25 днів тому +564

    Tbh this feels like regular USA news

    • @copyprint-fz2hb
      @copyprint-fz2hb 24 дні тому +18

      liberals think his comedy is real 🤣

    • @happylittlesynth
      @happylittlesynth 24 дні тому +91

      @@copyprint-fz2hb WTF are you even talking about.... lol

    • @2m7b5
      @2m7b5 24 дні тому +80

      @@copyprint-fz2hb They're making fun of _you,_ buddy

    • @copyprint-fz2hb
      @copyprint-fz2hb 24 дні тому

      @@2m7b5 and i'm making fun of them

    • @AmericaOwnsTheFinishLine
      @AmericaOwnsTheFinishLine 24 дні тому +3

      ​@2m7b5 identity politics will never come back

  • @missk1697
    @missk1697 26 днів тому +449

    So glad to see people choosing candidates with transparent views and not politicians hiding under guise.

  • @redofthewolves
    @redofthewolves 26 днів тому +2233

    The onion is frequently able to pull out old material because progress is so slow, But I love to see them able to whip out great new stuff like this. Long live the new era of ONN

    • @Baggerz182
      @Baggerz182 26 днів тому +1

      repent to God

    • @vodkaffee4856
      @vodkaffee4856 26 днів тому +33

      They should promote their movies more, the 2007 onion movie is hilarious

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 26 днів тому +9

      Wait, old material?
      Man, is it really that predictable?

    • @Noitalevier
      @Noitalevier 26 днів тому

      @@Baggerz182Repent to deez nutz

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 26 днів тому +1

      @@vodkaffee4856it’s terrible

  • @evan
    @evan 26 днів тому +1431

    The onion is the first UA-cam channel I ever subscribed to way back in 2006. Happy for its return!

    • @EngineerRunner
      @EngineerRunner 26 днів тому +11

      aren't you that guy who moved to the south instead of the clearly superior north

    • @bettafish541
      @bettafish541 26 днів тому +1

      ​@@EngineerRunnerwhar

    • @mark9294
      @mark9294 26 днів тому +4

      Indeed, I too am ecstatic. And we’re even getting Jason Copeland back!

    • @MicahScottPnD
      @MicahScottPnD 26 днів тому +17

      I found the Onion in Chicago in 1997. On paper it was awesome. I didn't know about UA-cam channel until the last few years. 06, that's cool!

    • @emmioglukant
      @emmioglukant 26 днів тому

      Wow

  • @condemnedpotbelly8491
    @condemnedpotbelly8491 3 дні тому +9

    We are closer to this than we think 😒

  • @Super-Shafs
    @Super-Shafs 26 днів тому +762

    The Onion is still the most trusted news site, even if it's fake

    • @vonkruel
      @vonkruel 26 днів тому +44

      _"The most trusted name in fake news."_

    • @geinikan1kan
      @geinikan1kan 26 днів тому +23

      Fake? Life satirizes itself. It’s an American way of life.

    • @CaptainGuntu
      @CaptainGuntu 26 днів тому

      When the self-admitted fake news is more truthful than the major networks.

    • @IgnobleKin
      @IgnobleKin 26 днів тому +9

      At least they're honest about being fake

    • @rippedtorn2310
      @rippedtorn2310 26 днів тому +3

      Fake isnt the right word as this is happening .

  • @tsaageotrimm
    @tsaageotrimm 26 днів тому +1819

    The Onion is truly back! 😂😂

    • @sephoramandondo2548
      @sephoramandondo2548 26 днів тому +20

      I feel like people say this to like farm now.

    • @vlynst
      @vlynst 26 днів тому +63

      sephoramandondo2548 is truly back! 😂😂

    • @sephoramandondo2548
      @sephoramandondo2548 26 днів тому

      @ You can put pronouns in your yt account now?

    • @tdl1315
      @tdl1315 26 днів тому +34

      They might get dismantled for criticizing trump in a couple of months but until then, yes, they are back

    • @HunkMine
      @HunkMine 26 днів тому

      @@sephoramandondo2548 people have been waiting 10 years and thought it was pernmently releguated to it's website, it's understandable

  • @Seltyk
    @Seltyk 26 днів тому +881

    Man, you guys are _not_ pulling punches this year, I'm loving it

    • @blakewhite3131
      @blakewhite3131 26 днів тому

      Ikr i was irl pogging i was so gagged

    • @SenhorKoringa
      @SenhorKoringa 26 днів тому +27

      The Onion got bought by a new company that has a print subscription service so they’re throwing more budget their way.

    • @jaykayguns
      @jaykayguns 26 днів тому +2

      Sounds like they went off to the left pretty hard

    • @Chaosweaver667
      @Chaosweaver667 26 днів тому +94

      ​@@jaykaygunsSounds like you've never read any The Onion articles before.

    • @blakewhite3131
      @blakewhite3131 26 днів тому +84

      @@jaykayguns they were always left leaning. And if you see nazis as representing the right, then that's pretty telling.

  • @rewdawrath881
    @rewdawrath881 13 днів тому +16

    Ranked racism vs. Competitive racism

  • @CaptApril123
    @CaptApril123 26 днів тому +566

    "We could be looking at a full on Aryan wave" killed me lol

    • @Drosenv
      @Drosenv 26 днів тому +15

      Saaaaaaame, I spit coffee on my bed

    • @IbnRushd-mv3fp
      @IbnRushd-mv3fp 26 днів тому +35

      Full on hyperborea vs tarteria war

    • @dajokahbaby1506
      @dajokahbaby1506 26 днів тому

      ⁠@@IbnRushd-mv3fp It’s not gonna be a full on war until the true, original *white* ancient Israelites and the true, original the *black* ancient Israelites (who were enslaved by the also black Egyptian pharaohs) join in

    • @5minutesaway
      @5minutesaway 26 днів тому +2

      o/

  • @outermarker5801
    @outermarker5801 26 днів тому +2243

    1:40 "Fake 'Late Voting' Booths Used to Catch Assholes Who Didn't Vote" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @CosmicTeapot
      @CosmicTeapot 26 днів тому +202

      Those gold nuggets are the reason why a 2 minute Onion upload lasts 5 minutes for me. Gotta pause and properly enjoy all the little details.

    • @Baggerz182
      @Baggerz182 26 днів тому +6

      repent to God

    • @Positivethinking2
      @Positivethinking2 26 днів тому +28

      Lmaoo

    • @veggiezz
      @veggiezz 26 днів тому +44

      @@Baggerz182oh okay, now that you mention it, I’ll be sure to do that

    • @ADPalF
      @ADPalF 26 днів тому +44

      @@Baggerz182 I'm going with Dionysus he seems like one of the cooler ones.

  • @HabitsRabbits
    @HabitsRabbits 26 днів тому +745

    Y'all manage to lighten the mood a bit despite all that's happened, thank you.

    • @valkyrie1066
      @valkyrie1066 26 днів тому +73

      Right? Give us SOMETHING To laugh about, please.

    • @elmascapo6588
      @elmascapo6588 26 днів тому +60

      ​​@@valkyrie1066the entire democrat election "plan" this time was more than enough to laugh about tho

    • @AHDBification
      @AHDBification 26 днів тому +3

      ​@@elmascapo6588
      Whomever planned to give up was definitely a clown.

    • @obligatoryusername7239
      @obligatoryusername7239 26 днів тому +53

      @@elmascapo6588 And yet by all signs they won't learn from it. They claim to hate the orange, but their lack of introspection and baffling decisions have handed him so many wins over 8 years. Makes you almost think they don't want to see him lose.

    • @ozmiumYT
      @ozmiumYT 26 днів тому

      what baffling decisions have the democrats made that could possibly warrant voting against them? i have a feeling that the baffling decisions I have in mind are very different from yours...

  • @leachimwunder
    @leachimwunder 8 днів тому +12

    the sad thing is, if your non-american, you could actually believe this is reality over there

    • @42carlos
      @42carlos 2 дні тому +1

      no lol

    • @Blitzkreig_2k8
      @Blitzkreig_2k8 День тому +1

      How dumb do you think non Americans are?

    • @thatvikingtemper
      @thatvikingtemper 14 годин тому +1

      Some of us Americans are aware of what's going on and we don't like it. We said so with our votes during the 2024 election.

  • @joshuaDstarks
    @joshuaDstarks 26 днів тому +937

    My grandma was a little *too* excited about this election.

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 26 днів тому +7

      Tell her they will ban abortions?

    • @bandaid.bandit
      @bandaid.bandit 26 днів тому +62

      Did she move to Argentina by any chance?

    • @Ardarail
      @Ardarail 26 днів тому +46

      ​@@lolasdm6959 you think gma cares? She ain't having kids no more

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 26 днів тому +21

      She had her "Oberfuhrer-SS" uniform on again, didn't she

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 26 днів тому +2

      @@Ardarail that’s the joke

  • @dawnscript1
    @dawnscript1 26 днів тому +824

    This is quite disturbing and concerning. Does my vote count for nothing? I have voted KKK for the past 5 elections. Why do things have to change??

    • @SariCarlo
      @SariCarlo 26 днів тому

      Well of course the klan lost. We found out that Clayton Bigsby was a blind black dude.

    • @nightflame389
      @nightflame389 26 днів тому +95

      Sucks to suck, but I honestly hate the two-party system. I've voted Proud Boys in the past 4 elections in the hopes that they'll eventually win and overturn the system

    • @PresidentCamacho24
      @PresidentCamacho24 26 днів тому +8

      Maybe invite a NN over for dinner to find out.

    • @PresidentCamacho24
      @PresidentCamacho24 26 днів тому +22

      @@nightflame389 The Hawaiian shirts makes them look soft on Hawaiian immigrants.

  • @dragonclaws9367
    @dragonclaws9367 26 днів тому +1320

    2046 Midterms 😂

    • @vlynst
      @vlynst 26 днів тому +133

      only 8035 days left

    • @Firefly414
      @Firefly414 26 днів тому +71

      2046??? More like 2030

    • @francislongshore9121
      @francislongshore9121 26 днів тому +1

      @@vlynst haha yeah damn that's crazy fr, any chance I can get your discord or number btw?

    • @Spidersox1989
      @Spidersox1989 26 днів тому +73

      ​@francislongshore9121 have some self respect 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @vlynst
      @vlynst 26 днів тому +45

      @@francislongshore9121 what? 😭

  • @guilhermepontes2416
    @guilhermepontes2416 17 днів тому +12

    Unironically this is what American politics will inevitably transform into

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 26 днів тому +715

    “Trump spends victory speech asking how he can pardon himself” The text headlines in these videos never miss!

    • @fluffymonster396
      @fluffymonster396 26 днів тому +28

      XD I completely missed that

    • @Baggerz182
      @Baggerz182 26 днів тому

      repent to God

    • @nothere7198
      @nothere7198 26 днів тому +29

      I liked the "Fake 'Late Voting' Booths..." one myself 😄

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 26 днів тому

      The value network? Here?
      Thats unexpected

    • @agentc7020
      @agentc7020 26 днів тому

      ​@@minestar2247 the what?

  • @madmouse4465
    @madmouse4465 26 днів тому +325

    The Onion is going to get so much material to work with these next 4 years

    • @BigBoogookie
      @BigBoogookie 26 днів тому +72

      More like competition! Things have gotten so outrageous it can be hard to distinguish between satire and reality

    • @resourcedragon
      @resourcedragon 26 днів тому +39

      That's assuming that the writers aren't sent off to a "reeducation" camp in Alaska (the US's own Siberia) or perhaps Death Valley.

    • @jasonwalton9553
      @jasonwalton9553 26 днів тому +5

      I can't tell if "4 years" is pessimistic or optimistic.

    • @youoweme5forreadingthisnam535
      @youoweme5forreadingthisnam535 26 днів тому

      You guys are so delusional. I remember when I was 16 years old and thought the same way you do.

    • @ChargerBullet
      @ChargerBullet 26 днів тому +25

      @@BigBoogookie Right. Who could have thought a real headline would be titled "Felon wins presidency over district attorney" and not something done just for laughs?

  • @RKNGL
    @RKNGL 26 днів тому +270

    The Our Heritage More Hate Campaign really should have seen this coming. It's the Cost of Living, how can you arm yourself to overthrow the country with the price of white sheets? I mean the price of wood for the weekly cross burnings was getting outrageous.

    • @squirrelnibbler19
      @squirrelnibbler19 26 днів тому

      A full face of tats is also pricey though. And all those razors for your head!

    • @ishanpekamwar9633
      @ishanpekamwar9633 26 днів тому

      The Neo-nazis went hard on the economy.
      They already trace some roots to their origins as the Nazi party delivered economic reforms.
      KKK just fell short.

    • @CandiceMMartinez
      @CandiceMMartinez 14 днів тому

      Exactly 💯 Look at the Palestinians. They always fail at overthrowing their host government because they're so damn broke.

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 4 дні тому

      Climate change is affecting us very much, these winds and pouring rains are making it really difficult for the burnings.

  • @romeshwijeyeratne2635
    @romeshwijeyeratne2635 19 днів тому +23

    ive decided for the next 4 years im only gonna get my news from the onion

  • @danem.9402
    @danem.9402 26 днів тому +205

    ONN is the only news network reporting on this very important result, really makes you think.

    • @Baggerz182
      @Baggerz182 26 днів тому

      repent to God

    • @dreadtrain2846
      @dreadtrain2846 26 днів тому +5

      @@Baggerz182 You seem sane.

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 26 днів тому +5

      @@Baggerz182 O Satan, take pity on my long misery!

    • @mirey-lamb
      @mirey-lamb 26 днів тому

      @@Baggerz182 Why are you using a degenerate and satanic platform?

  • @elnombredelarosa3167
    @elnombredelarosa3167 26 днів тому +368

    Why do I find the possibility of this two groups with basically the same philosophy hating each other’s guts to be so believable?

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 26 днів тому +61

      Isn't that just humanity in a nutshell

    • @mfhex1398
      @mfhex1398 26 днів тому +88

      Because it's two groups based solely on hate and division?

    • @thespacedisland5746
      @thespacedisland5746 26 днів тому +122

      Bro has never heard of the Balkans before

    • @hisky.
      @hisky. 26 днів тому +23

      that's the United States for you.

    • @IbnRushd-mv3fp
      @IbnRushd-mv3fp 26 днів тому

      Humans now because of modernist binary thinking automatically assume just because "2 group look alike therefore = good relations" and history always shows that to be untrue (crips vs bloods/nazis vs communists OR catholicism vs protestantism)

  • @Tims_RC
    @Tims_RC 26 днів тому +710

    I haven't laughed in 2 days. Thank you.

    • @DavidCurryFilms
      @DavidCurryFilms 26 днів тому +6

      I have laughed for 2 weeks, because that would be too long 😂

    • @tylerkersten7725
      @tylerkersten7725 26 днів тому +14

      I used to like to laugh. I still do, but I used to, too.

    • @Blenderrenderer183
      @Blenderrenderer183 26 днів тому +23

      I don't know about you but I have been laughing for the past 2 days while I swim up this river of liberal tears. 😂

    • @TheGreatestJediOfAllTime
      @TheGreatestJediOfAllTime 26 днів тому +5

      @@tylerkersten7725you’re a dad aren’t you? Lmao

    • @maxexist4763
      @maxexist4763 26 днів тому +55

      ​@@Blenderrenderer183 I wonder if you'll keep swimming when those tariffs hit 😹
      Hopefully you'll be able to afford it

  • @aokaze-minotaur
    @aokaze-minotaur День тому +7

    When did Onion start publishing real news? Isn't this supposed to be a satire channel?

  • @dingdongbells3314
    @dingdongbells3314 26 днів тому +83

    Honestly, everything about this looks so authentic that if I were just flipping through the channels on election night, I legitimately wouldn't even have given it a second thought

  • @E-k8x
    @E-k8x 26 днів тому +591

    Alabama here - I’d laugh, but living in it is no joke.

    • @trans_rights_ftw
      @trans_rights_ftw 26 днів тому +45

      Texas, I feel'ya there 😔

    • @abram730
      @abram730 26 днів тому +8

      I remember when I was 22 years old, a girl came up to me and asked if I wanted to (bleep).
      I asked her, her age as she looked way too young for that. She said 14, and I told her she'd need to wait 4 years for that, as this isn't Alabama. Funny thing was that she called me 4 years later. She was Married, living in Alabama, wanted me to come visit.

    • @Testimony_Of_JTF
      @Testimony_Of_JTF 25 днів тому

      ​@@trans_rights_ftwMale!

    • @Testimony_Of_JTF
      @Testimony_Of_JTF 25 днів тому +8

      Stop hating your own people.

    • @ОченьХомячийЮтуб
      @ОченьХомячийЮтуб 25 днів тому

      @@abram730 "Охуительная история".Могу я сказать

  • @kimdurig1322
    @kimdurig1322 26 днів тому +434

    When asked about this Trump said, there are good people on both sides.

    • @starry_wizard22
      @starry_wizard22 26 днів тому +40

      Great reference.

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 26 днів тому +58

      Trump told me he knows him and they are great friends

    • @richardrobbins387
      @richardrobbins387 26 днів тому +23

      ​@@lolasdm6959
      "He's got an armadillo in his trousers..." ---DJT

    • @johnstevens5722
      @johnstevens5722 26 днів тому +21

      This comment deserves the top spot

    • @tomfullery9710
      @tomfullery9710 26 днів тому +2

      I don't get it

  • @n.i.4278
    @n.i.4278 25 днів тому +72

    Thank you for your service, The Onion. I am always delighted to show these to my fellow friends who like to chuckle and stare at the historical landmark building in our town that has swastikas bordering the outside.

    • @chuckles-m3h
      @chuckles-m3h 24 дні тому

      The swastika has been used as a religious symbol for thousands of years

    • @Johndoe-gf7eu
      @Johndoe-gf7eu 17 днів тому

      What an election win for liberals!😂😂😂

  • @Feintgames
    @Feintgames 26 днів тому +222

    Watching this in 2046 and it's strangely accurate.

    • @itrashcant7947
      @itrashcant7947 26 днів тому

      A time traveler?!

    • @EzraFieldsofStrawberry
      @EzraFieldsofStrawberry 26 днів тому +3

      There is no prediction of the 2046 midterms in the video, only a countdown until them. I suspect you aren't actually a time traveler.
      What are you, living in 1488, more like 1480-late.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 26 днів тому

      @@itrashcant7947 Don't be fooled; I was there in 2046, but Feintgames was not.

    • @UserAccount-ThisOne
      @UserAccount-ThisOne 26 днів тому +1

      looks like pewdiepie was more than right all this time, by 2099 were all going to be back in the stone age...

    • @RandyHawkeye
      @RandyHawkeye 26 днів тому +7

      Hey, thanks for commenting! It’s nice to know that 2046 still exists.

  • @sparklyharu
    @sparklyharu 26 днів тому +355

    When did the onion start reporting on real news

    • @Solkard
      @Solkard 26 днів тому +54

      It always has. Years ago, they told us they had a satellite streaming news from the future. Everyone just thought they were a comedy organization until we caught up to the timeline.

    • @carlwilkerson9722
      @carlwilkerson9722 26 днів тому +2

      In 1621: "First Four Guys To Step On Plymouth Rock Become The 'Four Fathers.' "

    • @wesnohathas1993
      @wesnohathas1993 26 днів тому +6

      Remember how the onion wasn't uploading videos for a long while?
      It's because they already sent all the footage from then back in time.

  • @JoeSchmo69420
    @JoeSchmo69420 26 днів тому +112

    THE ONION HAS NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

  • @330thcube
    @330thcube 18 днів тому +42

    Hearing them casually talk about Neo-Nazis and Klansmen as normal political parties is the most disturbingly funny thing
    "A rising percentage of young voters registered as Neo-Nazis"

  • @StyxMueller
    @StyxMueller 26 днів тому +308

    The average US election at this point

  • @chrisshu7668
    @chrisshu7668 26 днів тому +132

    Trump campaign's spokesperson is named, I kid you not, Adolfo Franco, was he hired directly from the Onion?

    • @alanbareiro6806
      @alanbareiro6806 25 днів тому +42

      Adolfo Franco Mussolini Pinochet his full name

    • @Protont
      @Protont 25 днів тому +10

      Are his parents from Germany and Spain?

    • @СашаЧерный-э2т
      @СашаЧерный-э2т 24 дні тому

      Reuters did an interview with Ukrainian with a nickname Adolf on Hitler birthday.

    • @СашаЧерный-э2т
      @СашаЧерный-э2т 24 дні тому

      Reuters published an interview with Ukrainian with nickname Adolf at 21 April. Guess who's birthday it was the day before? H****" (removed so this comment would not be deleted).

    • @Saeronor
      @Saeronor 23 дні тому +4

      @@Protont Can we settle for Argentina?

  • @pechaa
    @pechaa 26 днів тому +75

    Thank the gods they're covering both sides professionally.

  • @Usagi393
    @Usagi393 11 днів тому +6

    Appalling. This kind of betrayal would never happen in Mississippi.

  • @dc1741
    @dc1741 26 днів тому +21

    "Did the Klan just get overconfident here?" 😅😂😂

  • @Idealist_Metaphor
    @Idealist_Metaphor 26 днів тому +112

    As an Alabamian , my ballot was almost this exact situation

    • @isocarboxazid
      @isocarboxazid 26 днів тому +4

      Remember that time Alabama almost sent a known pdf file and state Chief Justice to Congress? Rerrepidge Farm remembers.

    • @SpaceXfan2005
      @SpaceXfan2005 25 днів тому +1

      With a pfp of that flag I know you voter NN and not Kx3

    • @Idealist_Metaphor
      @Idealist_Metaphor 25 днів тому +2

      @ sorry I don’t speak brain rot I have no idea what you’re saying

  • @ElTovarish
    @ElTovarish 26 днів тому +422

    This is unironically how we outside the US see their elections.

    • @RedTooth552
      @RedTooth552 26 днів тому +135

      This is unironically how we inside the US see our elections.

    • @stemaster
      @stemaster 26 днів тому +32

      I mean... you're not wrong.

    • @blazingsummit
      @blazingsummit 26 днів тому +15

      Focus on your own country

    • @대한민국통일부
      @대한민국통일부 26 днів тому +33

      ​@blazingsummit we do bruh

    • @RedTooth552
      @RedTooth552 26 днів тому +56

      @@blazingsummit In his defense, one of the key steps to looking after one's own country is to to be aware of which nations the Na zis have taken over this time. They don't have the best record at keeping to themselves.

  • @tonyf3431
    @tonyf3431 25 днів тому +12

    this is one of the funniest videos I've watched in a while
    and one of the funniest from The Onion in like a decade

  • @bloodpanda581
    @bloodpanda581 26 днів тому +55

    taking competitive racism to a whole new level, love to hear it

  • @positronicbeats7496
    @positronicbeats7496 26 днів тому +162

    This is just watching the regular news but using the 'They Live' glasses 🕶️

    • @DavidCurryFilms
      @DavidCurryFilms 26 днів тому +6

      I came here to chew gum and watch The Onion, and I'm all out of gum 😎

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 26 днів тому +3

      @@DavidCurryFilms ....thanks, now I'm hearing the Duke Nukem rift when I see that emoji in the wild like it's a musical punctuation mark.

    • @spillanegottleib1681
      @spillanegottleib1681 25 днів тому

      "ORANGE IS THE BEST COLOR"

  • @masterofpockets9273
    @masterofpockets9273 26 днів тому +22

    Democracy dies in blandness. Praise the Onion’s potent return! I am crying

  • @raitoiro
    @raitoiro 3 дні тому +2

    Glad to see the onion is back to making good stuff, at first I thought I had click on one of the old "war on the white house" skit that I had somehow never seen.

  • @gordonstrong5232
    @gordonstrong5232 26 днів тому +106

    This is basically what the US Overton window will be in 2028

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 26 днів тому

      I know. Progressives are still whining that people will vote for the left in red areas, if you're just left enough! Its just a coincidence that red areas don't vote for the actual progressives in red areas!

    • @kraKowD
      @kraKowD 26 днів тому

      womp womp

    • @alphasword5541
      @alphasword5541 26 днів тому +5

      will be ?

    • @gordonstrong5232
      @gordonstrong5232 26 днів тому

      ​@@alphasword5541 good point

  • @kylenmaple4668
    @kylenmaple4668 26 днів тому +70

    This won’t be satire in like 6 years

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 26 днів тому +7

      You think there will be elections?

    • @kylenmaple4668
      @kylenmaple4668 26 днів тому +19

      @ “elections” like in Russia

    • @Brakathor
      @Brakathor 25 днів тому +4

      You really think this skit is making fun of Republicans, doncha. That's adorable.

    • @waffleweave
      @waffleweave 25 днів тому +10

      @@BrakathorUh…yeah it is.

    • @Nubex.
      @Nubex. 25 днів тому +9

      ​@waffleweave it half is. It's about the lesser of 2 evils which mirrors having to chose between voting in one not so great candidate vs voting in a different, equally not so great candidate.

  • @rocknroll909
    @rocknroll909 26 днів тому +157

    This is how voting really feels

    • @TrollPriestZandum
      @TrollPriestZandum 26 днів тому +6

      This is what happened this year.

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 26 днів тому +3

      Really is Alien vs Predator
      Whoever wins, we lose

    • @mauricio2456
      @mauricio2456 26 днів тому +5

      ​@@TrollPriestZandumYeah, that black woman was totally a white supremacist... SMFH.

    • @delta0x
      @delta0x 26 днів тому

      @@mauricio2456 the police matriarch? never!

    • @mirey-lamb
      @mirey-lamb 26 днів тому +3

      @@mauricio2456 it is a figure of speech; he meant to say two bad options not a literal kkk vs nazi

  • @julianmorrisco
    @julianmorrisco 6 днів тому +4

    As a great man once said -
    “It’s funny ‘cause it’s true!”

  • @lyudmila2882
    @lyudmila2882 26 днів тому +19

    STONE BRILLIANT! THANK ONION FOR THE ONION! I have a drawerful of clippings from the print Onion, and am SO GRATEFUL it's as searing as ever. Will be best medicine for the next 4 years.

  • @枒
    @枒 26 днів тому +77

    “That would be funny if it weren’t so sad”
    - Glados

  • @CrazyBrick30
    @CrazyBrick30 26 днів тому +45

    Please, please, PLEASE do another prison economics segment. It was so impeccably well-versed in prison language and yet there was only ever the one single episode. I'd love to know how many HJs a pack of smokes costs after the latest surge of inflation.

  • @bismarckfamily277
    @bismarckfamily277 17 днів тому +25

    This is how people see the us elections outside of the USA

  • @ArDeeMee
    @ArDeeMee 26 днів тому +191

    I‘m shocked, SHOCKED I say!

    Well, not that shocked.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 26 днів тому

      If your local KKK franchise fails at helping you achieve the desired level of shock you should file a complaint

    • @gus473
      @gus473 26 днів тому +7

      I can't decide whether I am agog or aghast....!

    • @outermarker5801
      @outermarker5801 26 днів тому

      I see what you did there

    • @Baggerz182
      @Baggerz182 26 днів тому

      repent to God

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 26 днів тому

      @@Baggerz182 You first.

  • @darkspd31
    @darkspd31 26 днів тому +132

    HERE WE GOOOOO! The Onion gonna be gold the next 4 yearss!!!

    • @spencerrn
      @spencerrn 26 днів тому +2

      The Onion will probably be banned by the GOP and Donald Trump

    • @Baggerz182
      @Baggerz182 26 днів тому +1

      repent to God

    • @zenokada2278
      @zenokada2278 26 днів тому +14

      They hardly even need to write jokes at this point

    • @adams13245
      @adams13245 26 днів тому

      ​@@Baggerz182Or what? He'll make us black, like Ham?

    • @neezduts69420
      @neezduts69420 26 днів тому

      If god was real yesterday wouldn't have happened ​@@Baggerz182

  • @rufuspipemos
    @rufuspipemos 12 днів тому +7

    Notice the 2046 midterms countdown clock at the bottom right, LOL.

  • @Shadeprint
    @Shadeprint 26 днів тому +70

    The Onion isn't just back, they're on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @neonmarblerust
    @neonmarblerust 26 днів тому +9

    Thank you for your reporting

  • @gargoyled_drake
    @gargoyled_drake 26 днів тому +70

    America has reached a point where it's honestly hard to tell if stuff like this is satire or real.

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 26 днів тому

      It's satire, there's nothing that's been appropriated from another culture anywhere on the neo-nazi.

    • @sophiepooks2174
      @sophiepooks2174 26 днів тому +5

      @@neoqwerty 🤡💀Where do you think the swastika came from?

  • @fallen3831
    @fallen3831 10 днів тому +8

    When I look at this I immediately think of that scene in Wolfenstein New Order, where 2 KKK dudes talk with a Nazi Officer lmao

    • @Sxcheschka
      @Sxcheschka 9 днів тому +1

      I felt bad for those dudes trying very hard to speak German and the Nazi Officer being like, you are butchering my Mother tongue.

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 8 днів тому +1

      Pure Evil meets Stupid Evil

  • @the1only467
    @the1only467 26 днів тому +58

    Nice to see regular content from this channel again. Please keep it up. The Best Buy product that no one know what it does will forever by my favorite video. Thank you all for providing laughs during tough times.

    • @cherylyates9845
      @cherylyates9845 26 днів тому +8

      Is that the same one as 'Sony releases stupid pos that doesn't effing work'? That has been on my playlist since it was new!

    • @the1only467
      @the1only467 26 днів тому +4

      @That’s the one! My friend introduced me to The Onion with that video over a decade ago now. It still makes me laugh my ass off. The remark about, 'no one knows wtf it does but they’ll still buy it anyways' is so perfect.

    • @Baggerz182
      @Baggerz182 26 днів тому

      repent to God

    • @artifactU
      @artifactU 26 днів тому +2

      my favourate one will always be future news from 2137

  • @SamWlodawski83
    @SamWlodawski83 26 днів тому +149

    This doesn't seem like satire anymore

    • @nunyabusy
      @nunyabusy 26 днів тому +7

      🧅 😭 blurring the lines between fiction and real and the result somehow comes out more real.
      ⚗️ Weird science or mystic magic? 🪄 strange Onion I love you 💛

    • @Naz1Killer
      @Naz1Killer 26 днів тому +8

      Cope

    • @dwaynekeenum1916
      @dwaynekeenum1916 26 днів тому

      @@Naz1Killeranime account

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 26 днів тому +5

      Satire can be very real.
      Actually that's why it was invented by the Greeks and used plentifully by the Romans.

    •  26 днів тому +10

      @@Naz1Killer I love how literally every single one of those shit stirring bot comments has come from an anime pfp

  • @TheGuyWithTheSniper
    @TheGuyWithTheSniper 26 днів тому +46

    I want to laugh, but after watching Idiocracy become a documentary, I can't say with any confidence that this skit too won't end up being a prohecy.

    • @FemcelFurio
      @FemcelFurio 26 днів тому +3

      Le idiocy is le documentary

    • @Rine910
      @Rine910 26 днів тому +1

      What a very original joke

  • @diegolarrea7932
    @diegolarrea7932 День тому +2

    For a second I thought this was a 16 year old video… good to know the US never changes

  • @DinoDiniProductions
    @DinoDiniProductions 26 днів тому +6

    This is the only news I can watch now

  • @hanshima_
    @hanshima_ 26 днів тому +6

    I love you the Onion. Thanks for coming back.

  • @nosidezero
    @nosidezero 26 днів тому +15

    "A new face in racism" Thank you Onion News Network

    • @spacespector
      @spacespector 26 днів тому +2

      MTG is going to be sooo jealous

  • @ashleyshelby8927
    @ashleyshelby8927 24 дні тому +36

    Beyond brilliant. Walking the razor's edge of satire here. And also a brilliant and brutal evisceration of the media, which has normalized racism and hate.

    • @suportthecurrentthing
      @suportthecurrentthing 24 дні тому +1

      The current media is the exact opposite of this.

    • @matclairoux
      @matclairoux 23 дні тому

      Social media you mean?

    • @SpelledBackward
      @SpelledBackward 23 дні тому +1

      You're 100% right. When Letitia James said "we've got to stand up to an administration that is too male, too pale, and too stale" before a cheering crowd and received little to no pushback for it, I was appalled.

  • @DeVstatrOmga
    @DeVstatrOmga 26 днів тому +30

    "voters were looking for a fresh face of racism"
    So the United States just nominated a new President I see.

  • @whythenumber
    @whythenumber 26 днів тому +132

    The onion never misses.

    • @ChicCanyon
      @ChicCanyon 26 днів тому +1

      I dunno it missed for about half a decade or so

    • @dext0rb
      @dext0rb 25 днів тому

      @@ChicCanyon cry about it

    • @ChicCanyon
      @ChicCanyon 25 днів тому

      @@dext0rb i genuinely lament the loss of quality satire. Them not making content was not good. Why youre celebrating that is beyond me.

  • @calmdown5559
    @calmdown5559 26 днів тому +366

    So true

    • @BradleySmith-xv2ec
      @BradleySmith-xv2ec 26 днів тому +1

      Speak Truth to Power

    • @Baggerz182
      @Baggerz182 26 днів тому

      repent to God

    • @strikingdragon21
      @strikingdragon21 26 днів тому

      Everyone is saying this

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 26 днів тому

      @@Baggerz182 O Satan, take pity on my long misery!

    • @grapenut6094
      @grapenut6094 26 днів тому

      ​@@BradleySmith-xv2ec I dont believe they've noticed yet.

  • @hugocanuto6981
    @hugocanuto6981 22 дні тому +4

    As a black man and father of two kids i approve that we needed some change, its getting boring suffering racism from the same type people everyday, WE NEEDED THE CHANGE

  • @zephyrna6249
    @zephyrna6249 26 днів тому +155

    2:12 So close to another joke by saying 88 seats instead.

    • @xenotype9349
      @xenotype9349 26 днів тому +82

      Breaking: Viewers Outs Self as Nazi by Pointing Out How ONN could've "Done Their Nazi Bit Better"

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev 26 днів тому +20

      Another channel would have said something about how the Klan did Nazi this coming and that it is, to be fair, hard to see out of those hoods.

    • @SikGamer70
      @SikGamer70 26 днів тому

      @@xenotype9349 knowledge of neo-nazi dog-whistles doesn't make you one, and "88" is a pretty well known neo-nazi dog-whistle, practically every neo-nazi you see has it tattoo'd on them somewhere. hell, you pointing it out would also make you a nazi if I used your logic.

    • @JokerDoom
      @JokerDoom 26 днів тому +10

      @@xenotype9349 If you want to oppose them properly, you need to know their dogwhistles.

    • @xenotype9349
      @xenotype9349 26 днів тому

      @JokerDoom "I'm just memorizing their culture, talking points, and propaganda." Says Interviewed Crypto-nazi.

  • @RoAgVa
    @RoAgVa 26 днів тому +9

    The 0:58 graphics aren't even proportional I am crying this is amazing

  • @xotster
    @xotster 26 днів тому +21

    UA-cam algorithm confused after this one

  • @yurikaclearcreek7195
    @yurikaclearcreek7195 25 днів тому +11

    This is diabolically hilarious! Glad to see the onion back in action!

  • @Tome36
    @Tome36 26 днів тому +194

    just alabama being alabama

    • @Hahahahaaahaahaa
      @Hahahahaaahaahaa 26 днів тому +26

      The joke is that it's all of America.

    • @glittle2023
      @glittle2023 26 днів тому +29

      ​@Hahahahaaahaahaa You are partially correct. The whole US is like that, but no one talks about or goes to the deep south for a reason.

    • @Baggerz182
      @Baggerz182 26 днів тому

      repent to God

    • @glittle2023
      @glittle2023 26 днів тому +14

      @@Baggerz182 Cool that you know Alabamas catchphrase.

    • @sophiepooks2174
      @sophiepooks2174 26 днів тому

      @@Baggerz182 May God bring to all MAGA Republicans everything they wish for Democrats.