I'm from Florida, but have lived in NC for most my life. The last time I went to Florida I saw a rather muscular man aggressively pumping weights by himself in a home depot parking lot listening to horrible techno music on blast AND NO ONE BATTED A SINGLE EYE. That's what I love about Florida, you can be as weird as you want and people just accept it as facts of life.
The last time I was there visiting family I watched my cousin's drunk neighbor ride a sea turtle that always swam up the canal out front of their house.. and also there was a local news story about a serial butt grabber on the loose.
"Florida man charged with assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator through a Wendy's Drive-Thru window" Still my favourite on so far. Also "Florida man bursts into Ex's delivery room, fights new boyfriend as she's giving birth" is a close second
When I lived in FL there was a well known homeless guy everyone called the dancing bum. He was this hippy looking old guy with long white hair and a cane who would hang out in Tampa at a specific stoplight. When the cars stopped he would dance his heart out with the cane back and forth in front of the cars. All the locals knew him. I don’t remember him asking for money or holding signs, he would just dance his heart out with no music. One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
I really like to imagine that the guy that stole the electric scooter started putting it together in order to use it as a get away vehicle, but he grossly underestimated just how long it would take to construct it and decided to just stick it out.
NO. Dude just wanna assemble it asap, he's pumped to use his acquaired scooter like a kid getting a gift in Christmas Eve. He was so pumped he's assembling it naked outside the mall so he's nice and cool and the cops didnt caught it on camera that he was actually wearing his BobTheBuilder glasses. Cops always have to ruin christmas for him, its quite sad really.
The most hilarious part of the first one, is that after he completed the build process, he would need to charge the damn thing before he could ride it anywhere.
He probably didn't read that far ahead of me instructions unless he was going to use their Outlet too. Don't department stores charge a fee and they put things together for you? Surprised he didn't take advantage of that. It is Florida.
It's worth noting that Florida's Sunshine Laws are what make this possible. All government records are available to the public and media immediately after they are recorded. This includes all local, county, and state hearings and arrest reports. This is unique to Florida and provides all these stories. There is a story of a reporter from Ohio who moved to Florida for a new job. During his first week, he made a records request regarding an arrest that had recently happened. After that first single request, he would receive a daily email from the local police with every arrest report from the previous day...this went on for the remainder of his career in Florida.
I used to feel that way about my block in Indiana. The day I unlocked "bicycle" and rode around the Kimball International parking lots was like a Jimmy Neutron style BRAIN BLAST
It always felt so distant, like background objects. It felt like a real life episode of Boundary Break, and I'm not exaggerating how crazy it was to be actually in this place I'd only ever seen over my fence for fifteen years.
@@notoriousectotherm yeah it took me a while to unlock bycicle too but doing all those side quests like mowing lawns and watching peoples pets was worth it, really though its a great fast-travel option
I'm a FL native and nothing surprises me. FL is so packed with diverse communities you literally have every walk of nature here. I saw a guy other day while I was in my car driving he was coming towards me on a bicycle towing a male torso of a mannequin behind him. Only in Florida.
I think if he actually kept his mouth closed for the entire police booking process, he could dodge this charge with maybe just a bit of substance abuse classes (I mean, assuming he was high at the time) like, nobody in the store tried to stop him, he didn't leave the premises technically
@Arthur Morgan nah dawg, Florida is so stupid that they are screening every individual book that wants to be added to a library. They're wild enough for this to be a reality
stealing a scooter from target and assembling it outside target is like robbing a bank then going into that same bank the next day and try to deposit the money you stole
As an escaped Floridian, I enjoyed all of these stories as it keeps making me smile. Good to see a Florida man updating me on how the craziness are doing in my home state
Fun fact: According to Legal Eagle, Florida doesn't necessarily have more crazy stories than other states, it's just that the information is more readily available due to differences in laws around handling of criminal activity.
It has more to do with transparency of government records, including criminal proceedings. It's honestly a pretty good thing, and Florida Man is just a goofy product of it. DeSantis wants to do away with the Sunshine Laws, though. So maybe the sunset is on the horizon for florida man.
I'm a FL native, St.Petersburg specifically, went to Dallas this past weekend. This one uber driver said "people here talk about FL like it's paradise, it sounds like heaven." I started laughing hysterically. Good luck finding a job that pays just enough to cover your astronomical rent that is astronomically getting worse because people keep moving here because they hear its paradise.
The rent has nothing to do with Florida it's literally the entire housing market whether you're looking for a house or an apartment or whatever tf it's all gone up drastically nationwide But Florida is legitimately a beautiful state if you ignore all the people and just look at the state itself it's incredibly beautiful there's a lot of nature here and we got a bunch of rivers and beaches and even swamps like the everglades (which is one of very few in the world) the state is full of life and adventure and you also have city life mixed in as well that's why Florida is such an attractive place for people to want to move then we have theme parks like yo Florida has a lot there's something here for everyone we even have legal DMT churches in Florida yes you can go a business that is legally allowed to sell you DMT while you stay there lol (fun fact: surprise surprise 3-4 people have overdoesed and died but that's cause they lied about having medical conditions or taking other medications etc.)
I have to visit Florida annually due to my family living there. What surprises me still to this day is how I always witness about 3 people a day blatantly running red lights during the worst traffic on earth. Place is nuts
Most of those people are not from florida I can promise you that. Any time i see a license plate form the northeast it is frightening. They drive like they are the only ones on the road or that they are entitled to own the road. Or they are Haitians. There is a saying here. DWH driving while Haitian.
Lol sounds like Maryland. Driving around here after the sun goes down is a death sentence. People don’t even bother stopping at red lights in the city, they treat them like stop signs. One time I saw a guy driving a SUV crash into a bus stop (nobody was on it it was like midnight lol) he proceeded to get out and push the metal carcass of the bus stop off his truck and then backed up and drove off like nothing happened
@@mikepalmer1971 as a Pennsylvania driver i regret to inform you that i am mandated to drive at least 20 mp/h over the speed limit on highways and 15 over on residential or back roads. I am also mandated to tailgate you until you move instead of just passing. My condolences for your unawareness.
Ive lived in Florida for about 5 years, it is an amazing state not because of its education, safety, or whatever. it is incredible for it's wackyness and honestly it feels like a Yakuza game, everywhere you turn you'll get a side quest from a meth addict inside of a dumpster. truly one of the states of all time.
During my time living in Florida I’ve learned every day can turn into a side quest and the main quest is staying alive. The people on their own aren’t especially dangerous but driving on 95, nature, the sun, plants, and water are testing your durability at all times.
First story reminded me of when I was in middle school and two guys stole two bikes from our schools bike rack in the middle of the day, and even better, in the middle of recess when there were students outside. One of my classmates got them on video and a teacher called the police. The police found them behind an abandoned store literally across the road doing bike tricks. Still think about them once in a blue moon.
There was a story in Sweden, like ten years ago, where some guys imported tons of garlic from China to Norway. They then drove over the border to Sweden to sell it off on the cheap. This was to circumvent some EU import tax. They eventually got caught by the border control because one of the officers thought that the truck "had a slightly garlicky smell"
@probrickgamer It was a long time ago so it was probably some other contributing reason for the search, maybe one of the dogs matked the truck as suspicious? The part I remember the most is the guy on border patrol being interviewed mentioned that the truck smelled like garlic, and he thought it was weird
When I was a kid living in Florida, I watched a man throw a 4 prong pitchfork and hit a water moccasin that was chasing his wife from about 10 feet away. I think about it all the time because of how mind blown I was 😂
I think the best thing showing how insane Florida is is driving into Florida. There's an immediate shift as soon as you pass the sign saying you've entered the state of Florida, suddenly everyone accelerates by 40 mph and starts cutting each other off. It's insane.
Not really seemed pretty tame when i pass through there. Although i only made to ocala. So not deep florida seemed pretty chill. Was told that there was a bunch of fuck shit happen all the time.
If you’re coming through Georgia to get to Florida, it’s in your best interest to wait to speed. Georgia has insane speeding laws that will fuck your driving record up.
@@fernandomorales4691 north florida is mostly chill, deeper u get, the weirder. I personally think it’s the heat 🤣 I definitely feel a little weirder after being in 90 degree weather 24/7
I am from Jacksonville, FL and currently live there. Recently I was stuck behind some idiot at a traffic stop, who had 10 chances to go and wouldn't. I got annoyed and honked my horn. He turned around and he had a key board duster can in his hand and was huffing it. I politely backed up and went down another road.
I moved to West Palm Beach from Kentucky in 2012 and moved back in 2019 and there’s no place I would rather be on this earth than in Florida, as crazy as it may be
That opening Monologue about Florida and how much Charlie loves living here deserves the same panning shot as Hiccup's "This is Berk' line in How to train your Dragon
Ex-dairy grocery store worker here. There are four gallons of milk per ‘carton’ or the square plastic things that say do not steal on them. Still, $2.50 for a gallon of milk from a strange sounds like a long strange trip
They’d probably be selling it to businesses eg: small stores or restaurants, not consumers. The guys selling it likely already do food deliveries and mix the stolen milk in with the rest of the goods being delivered. Also, this was happening since 2021, it wasn’t $1m worth of milk in one hit 😂
I currently live in Maine, and I’ve lived a whole lot of places. I do seasonal work in Florida and I have never witnessed such insanity as I have driving on 200, working in peoples homes in the highlands, and walking through downtown Sarasota. God bless Florida, and I mean that because they need the blessing down there. Be safe y’all and remember to drink water.
As a former denizen of Florida myself, I saw quite a lot of interesting things during my short tenure in the state. I fondly remember going to Kmart off of the 441 in Hollywood and seeing a man arguing with someone because they didn't have a tee shirt he wanted in his size. I remember him flipping over an entire clothing rack in sheer anger, to my sheer amazement. I remember some lady at the nearby Burger King threatening to stab a cashier because her coupons were expired. There was also the story of the Shenandoah Rapist being persecuted and I think they were looking for him for weeks, I don't remember. This was back in 2006, all I remember was one of my teachers telling me to make sure my doors were locked at night. Oh and there was this one time where this guy was running away from the cops and he ran right past my house. He was arrested four blocks from where I used to live. The guys next door to use tried stealing our Cockatiels and stole the whole neighborhood's Trash cans after Hurricane Wilma, I got into a fist fight with this one kid in middle school because he said he hated my spongebob shirt so he attacked me for no reason and some girls were arrested for indecent exposure down in Miami Beach because they thought playing volleyball with their titties out in the open was a good idea. That was the first time I saw a titty, the best memory of Florida I could have left with. Thaknfully I escaped that post apocalyptic wasteland but my aunts and uncles and cousins live there. One in Tampa, the other in Orlando and the third in Tallahassee, so I'm sure they have more stories than I do. Oh speaking of Orlando, when I was leaving the state I stopped at the Orlando Airport and they have this shuttle service straight to Disney that comes every like two hours or so... and I remember this family of five waiting around and the father was verbally abusing several staff members because their shuttle hadn't arrived yet and he wanted like a refund or something? As if the airport handles that. If it's a Disney shuttle they needed to take that up with the park, but it made my layover that much more interesting. Some kid tried stealing my GBA SP but I had the wrist strap on so he fucked off to the bathroom. Oh and there was a man shitting his brains out in the airport bathroom and screaming bloody murder in there, it was so bad that everyone else left, but I had to stay because my uncle is handicapped and needed help. I tried not dying of laughter with every fart. I feel bad for that man and still feel for him to this day. Those are but a handful of my experiences in Florida. I won't even get into the story of the one guy who tried robbing one of those blood bank donation busses for some reason. Though that was hearsay, it did happen in that local kmart so it might've been true lol.
I swear being a Florida man is both a blessing and a curse. South Florida is hot as hell but at the same time you see a lot of crazy shit and get a lot of good stories, and this is coming from a guy like me who lived in south Florida for over 15 years. 😂
I like to imagine Florida Man being our real world equivalent to the Avatar. Every time a Florida Man does something weird and gets arrested, the Florida Spirit immediately finds its way into the body of the next Florida Man
@@MultiChrisjb just need a Tinkerbell ringing as the spirit leaves.. and the cops saying dangit as they realise Florida man just evacuated said vessel.
Can any Floridians agree that Charlie just has the type of comedy that we all are used because he's a Floridian? Like the way he talks about topics is so relatable to growing up in Florida, the jokes, the similes, the stories, the fast food he orders. Legend!
Exactly. If you deliver such comedy so dryly in this area you get all the bitches. Of course charlie gets to do some editing to smooth it all out but right you are
i'm so used to watching charlie on 2x speed that when i clicked on this video and it played at normal speed, it felt like he was on the most experimental sedatives the Russian Federation had to offer
I'm so used to Charlie's presence in my life I always have to be remembered he is one of those dangerous and unpredictable species called Florida Man, that's where his power is from
What Charlie and the rest of America may not understand about Florida is that the only reason you hear so many stories about Florida is simply because of the extreme transparency of Florida’s public records laws. Therefore, anything bad that happens in Florida, you can find right away and even sign up for updates for. With all the extreme details included in perfect clarity, all for the benefit of every Floridian’s right to know what’s going on in their community. Something the rest of America should look at as something to aspire to honestly.
Exactly. California is almost certainly worse. What people only notice abt Florida men is that they're wacky. They don't realize that in reality... The crimes they commit are incredibly minor. You would never hear about those things in Cali.
As a Florida Man, I can confirm, most womb-to-tomb Floridians are aware of these laws. We just get surprised from time to time by the sheer absurdity of what our people do. Never go to Walmart at 3 a.m in Florida. Its an experience
I was born and raised in Florida as well. I lived across Tampa Bay in St.Pete. We always had a bit of the crazy, long before Florida Man was a thing. We usually blamed it on the humidity.
I remember an internship I did where I stayed for some time with a host. Ine day the host had over a friend in their 60s and it was the friend’s bday. When asked how they celebrate, they said they’d dpend the morning meditating on the Akashic Diaries and then in the evening chill on their boat partying with a bunch of younger women. Then they left in a sportcar with a giant teddy bear buckled into the passenger seat. Place is wild.
Floridians seem to be able to get everything right like normal people. Mechanics, driving cars, work whatever job, but they all have these weird perceptions about reality at the same time.
@@soupy_soup2 I shouldn't leave? Or shouldn't stay? My whole family is here and the environment is perfect for the car I want (1995 Chevrolet Corvette ZR-1)
For the milk theft story, it’s very possible that the stolen milk was then being advertised as unpasteurized. For some reason, there absolutely is a “black market” for raw milk since you can’t legally buy it from any store.
1:25 Oooooh please please PLEASE let there be the story with the man robbing the Wendy’s with an alligator 🥹🙏 I love that one, it holds a special place in my heart 💜
Makes sense tho, absolute nonsensical absurd chaos, and yet so many people not only survive, but thrive there. It goes against all logic, science and God, yet its right there, just keepin on
@@slook7094 Why would anyone not be proud of Florida? Its such an amazing state even Democrat politicians and talking heads vacation there over their own states.
Charlie is really selling me on moving to Florida... The closest I'll come to moving there is just getting a second vacation home to visit whenever and leave whenever.
You wanna come down here and screw it up for us during season, like the rest of the libtards that are leaving their ruined, blue states in mass exodus? Stay in your crappy state dude.
My parents thought about retiring to Florida, but then I reminded them that every 5ish years the world's biggest hurricane hits them, so every 5 years you're probably building a new house. They decided on NC/Virginia instead.
The thing is though, when you live with and in chaos long enough you stop seeing it. It starts to take something truly unique to catch your eye. I moved here from Birmingham 12 years ago and it has gotten to the point that most of it is background noise at this point.
A lot of Charlie’s exaggerated expressions are starting to make sense now that I know he’s a Florida man Edit - OMGG I literally just went to sleep and woke up to 175 likes… I’ve never had this many likes before. Thanks so much guys this is a dream come true!
We had a milk theft near me recently in the UK, someone stole the van while it was being unloaded and ran. Police got them eventually but I just remember being SO confused seeing multiple gallons on the sides of the main roads, like piles and piles of bottles that had fallen out while they were driving. Don’t know if they were going for the milk or just the van? Very weird
I bet my bottom dollar that the guy thought, by taking his shirt off, it would be more than enough of a disguise to fool anyone who was suspicious of him being the scooter thief.
As a MilkMan, that one hits close. We should really start putting locks on our back doors at my company. I’ll mention that to my boss. Edit: $10 per Carton must be a mistake unless it was Heavy Cream, Egg Nog or something expensive. Perhaps it was $10 per Crate, which holds four gallons or usually nine half gallons each.
Used to be a milk man at stop and shop (dairy)🤣🤣🤣. The milk was always the one thing that wouldn’t have any expired product when restocking. I feel like those guys were smart but at the same time how do u sell it quick like the supermarkets🤣🤣 reminds me of what the teamster unions were doing in the 70s
@@Lkdhhabv i feel like they just store it in a large walk in fridge/warehouse and then just hand it out to ppl they "know" like instead of everyone in the "family" buying milk they just hook them all up and in the end it saves ppl money idk...
That milk one is actually smart because I work in a place that makes and distributes milk and the amount of milk that spills and doesn’t get put on record because we know stuff happens is insane. So if they had a place that’s lax on the dump counting and missing milk that’s pretty easy to get bobtail drivers to take in a little extra milk and switch later lol. Then have places like Dollar Generals and other small stores like them buy off of you instead. I guess since I work in that area it makes sense more to me but they put their thinking caps on for that one.
I work commercial construction and have replaced most the loading docks for the semi trucks at a highland dairy and Belfonte . Can confirm the amount of waste is insane. If they have a production issue they could have to throw out a lot of product at a time.better safe than sorry . I still think some higher up’s would figure out that there expected waist amounts were going up. Probably got to greedy
I wish I had the same undying love for Florida that Charlie does. I've lived here for almost 24 of my 27 years, and if it weren't for the constant barrage of stories of the utter insanity that goes on here keeping me entertained, I myself would have gone insane by now.
I saw a really cool breakdown by Legal Eagle about the formation of the Florida man mythos and its origin in the very loose public records laws in Florida. So basically any police reports etc, even fresh ones, are available en masse to the media, leading to greater proliferation of particularly weird stuff that the media in other states wouldn't have unfettered access to. I still think there's something in the air in Florida, and I mean besides 99% water content.
If what I’ve heard is correct, there’s more lead pipes there. Also heard that in the aftermath of a major hurricane (Katrina?) in the southeast, they rebuilt stuff with a lot of cheap Chinese insulation, that brakes down into polyvinyl-carbonate crap that’s basically poison to be around
Can we agree on just how impressive it is that not only did they get away with this for so long but also that more then once someone with+10 charisma sold milk for 10$ a pop?
As a Canadian I've been to Florida many more times than any other state. I thought you guys were all like that. I love Florida! Although as a kid I remember driving through Orlando and was shocked by seeing homeless people everywhere in the city...and this was in the late 80s . Its probably a tad worse now but then again same as anywhere these days. Florida has a vibe though...
I was born and raised in Orlando (still currently live here) and there’s a hefty amount of homeless people still here. I’m sure it’s declined over the years though
@@iLikeCok As a Canadian kid Orlando was just a Wonderland. Great weather of course the theme parks and just a chill care free vibe that i could catch even as a young man Cheers
I always remember my mom being so confused by all the Canadian snowbirds coming down to Florida and how when she worked at Mcdonalds they used to keep stocks of vinegar for the Canadian customers to eat with their fries. Confused the hell out of her.
@@iLikeCok With the rising housing prices, I don't think they simply got a job and bought a house. Where do you think all those organs in the black market are from?
as a fellow native born floridian there is no where else id rather live, and charlies truly hit the nail on the head in his sentiment :) proud to be floridian
I love Charlie’s innocence when he thinks it would be super hard to get rid of all that milk lol…. You think they stole it without a buyer beforehand? Say you’re a high up employee at this company and have access to the customer database and/or they have a customer facing role where they lease with the milk companies customers… you offer them a back door deal at a highly discounted price and secure the order then rob the milk…
Have you guys seen any of those new studies that show that milk is detrimental to the adult human body and it confuses your brain and immune system into thinking that you're a baby and that you should be storing fat and nutrients Look it up yourself the cancer rate in the 1950s before we started pasteurizing milk and making people drink it then all of a sudden cancer is on the scene in the early sixties and the only thing you can point to is the hormones from the milk cows
Exactly - a company that makes cheese makes sense. As for the selling a carton for $10 remark, it was likely a mistake in police report, a crate for $10 makes sense.
I've lived in many states, but by far Florida was my favorite. The landscape is gorgeous and the people, although crazy are very polite. I live up near Erie now and every day I miss the Gulf Coast
@@UrBasicGuy I’ve lived here my whole life and never seen a alligator or snake besides a itty bitty garter snake, y’all act like we casually see king Cobras or pythons everyday 💀
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"Florida man rants about Florida being increadible for 9 minutes"
W
incredible*
Charlie is the embodiment of a good hearted Florida man
@david [JohnnyYTwest?!More like PooPoonnyPooPooest] whada haeeeelll
DOUBLE U
I'm from Florida, but have lived in NC for most my life. The last time I went to Florida I saw a rather muscular man aggressively pumping weights by himself in a home depot parking lot listening to horrible techno music on blast AND NO ONE BATTED A SINGLE EYE. That's what I love about Florida, you can be as weird as you want and people just accept it as facts of life.
If they questioned they knew their life was over
The last time I was there visiting family I watched my cousin's drunk neighbor ride a sea turtle that always swam up the canal out front of their house.. and also there was a local news story about a serial butt grabber on the loose.
@@damiensebastianserial butt grabber lmaom😂😂
Is that supposed to be weird? LOL.
I'm moving to Florida
"Florida man charged with assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator through a Wendy's Drive-Thru window" Still my favourite on so far.
Also "Florida man bursts into Ex's delivery room, fights new boyfriend as she's giving birth" is a close second
A close second 🤣😂🤣
A comedian named Shane something raised the question...
Did he ROB a Wendy's with an alligator? Or did he rob a Wendy's WITH an alligator?!?😂😂😂😂
@@kalipw0210 I hope they integrated that gator
@@tupacalypse88 Snitches get... ummm...death rolled?v🤣🤣🤣
@@kalipw0210 🤣🤣 I like it
When I lived in FL there was a well known homeless guy everyone called the dancing bum. He was this hippy looking old guy with long white hair and a cane who would hang out in Tampa at a specific stoplight. When the cars stopped he would dance his heart out with the cane back and forth in front of the cars. All the locals knew him. I don’t remember him asking for money or holding signs, he would just dance his heart out with no music. One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
I remember that guy! He didn't panhandle, but a local business did hire him as a sign-spinner when I was in that area.
Was he good at it?
I really like to imagine that the guy that stole the electric scooter started putting it together in order to use it as a get away vehicle, but he grossly underestimated just how long it would take to construct it and decided to just stick it out.
NO. Dude just wanna assemble it asap, he's pumped to use his acquaired scooter like a kid getting a gift in Christmas Eve.
He was so pumped he's assembling it naked outside the mall so he's nice and cool and the cops didnt caught it on camera that he was actually wearing his BobTheBuilder glasses. Cops always have to ruin christmas for him, its quite sad really.
You’re 100 percent correct
i was at that target when he was assembling it and i was so confused as to what he was doing assembling it there
I actually know the guy who did it and he 100% is that type of person to do this stupid shit lol
The above two comments are true I was the scooter
The most hilarious part of the first one, is that after he completed the build process, he would need to charge the damn thing before he could ride it anywhere.
the batteries usually come with some charge actually
Lithium batteries are typically stored at 50% charge IE when you get a new phone its typically somewhere around that
He probably didn't read that far ahead of me instructions unless he was going to use their Outlet too.
Don't department stores charge a fee and they put things together for you? Surprised he didn't take advantage of that. It is Florida.
It's worth noting that Florida's Sunshine Laws are what make this possible. All government records are available to the public and media immediately after they are recorded. This includes all local, county, and state hearings and arrest reports. This is unique to Florida and provides all these stories.
There is a story of a reporter from Ohio who moved to Florida for a new job. During his first week, he made a records request regarding an arrest that had recently happened. After that first single request, he would receive a daily email from the local police with every arrest report from the previous day...this went on for the remainder of his career in Florida.
Essentially did his job for him.
we should just get rid of the middle man and make a florida man article pumping machine
I wish all states had that, but are there any negative consequences of this?
@@spinningindaffodils maybe it could be argued that it could be used to bias a jury or something but idk I think it should all be public record.
@@spinningindaffodils Florida would not be unique anymore.
In Florida you have to assemble your getaway vehicle.
Florida Men take “where there’s a will there’s a way” to a whole other level
Indeed
Where there’s meth, there’s a way
i like that ill take that all day
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.0 Seriously don't read his name it's a video to a money making scheme, he is right!
Where there's a will (and enough drugs), there's a Florida
This also explains Charlie's fear of flying, like a video game character who has only unlocked Florida so far
lol underatted comment and I fear the day he unlocks georgia
I used to feel that way about my block in Indiana. The day I unlocked "bicycle" and rode around the Kimball International parking lots was like a Jimmy Neutron style BRAIN BLAST
It always felt so distant, like background objects. It felt like a real life episode of Boundary Break, and I'm not exaggerating how crazy it was to be actually in this place I'd only ever seen over my fence for fifteen years.
@@notoriousectotherm yeah it took me a while to unlock bycicle too but doing all those side quests like mowing lawns and watching peoples pets was worth it, really though its a great fast-travel option
@@golden-not I actually prefer it for the open world mini game, never could figure out how to leave the party and go somewhere
4:14, his inventory must have been full so he needed to build it outside the store so he can ride it home
My favorite Florida man story was about a guy who educated his rival about the anatomy of a gun
I prefer the one who made a sword out of a fleshlight
That sounds about right. 🤣 🤣 🤣
i need the link or source of this story please I want to know more 😂🙏
@@punkitoroloco7301 it's charlie vs sneako drama "sneako is horrible".
Florida deserves an award for its cultural impact on the world.
@@user-qs3gv5vf6l Florida was first
@@user-qs3gv5vf6l The only thing Ohio is known for is it’s train derailments.
ATTENTION EVERYONE DO NOT REPLY TO BOTS REPORT AND IGNORE.
Its true. The only person giving Florida man a run for his money is Florida woman.
i agree we do
As a fellow Floridian, I love living in a constant PvE zone.
seems to be a lot of PvP too
How's the drop rate
Tampa? Lmao
@@BlacK40k low. Very low
phuqqqqqqqqq yeah brother
"Florida man steal 1 million $ in milk"
Me: Dad is that you?
That second has to be the most loyal and ambitious dad I've seen. Not only actually gets milk, $1M worth of milk.
Ur not funny
How fast to sell that milk before it expires
Not the cream of the crop.
@@TheLostDude7 Let it expire, sell it as stinkbombs!
@@TheLostDude7 turn it into cheese
I'm a FL native and nothing surprises me. FL is so packed with diverse communities you literally have every walk of nature here. I saw a guy other day while I was in my car driving he was coming towards me on a bicycle towing a male torso of a mannequin behind him. Only in Florida.
Sounds like Portland too tbh
absolutely wonderful
fl native...
so uh
what are your opinions on ableton?
I needed the cash, ok?
Its about the same in Georgia
He was obviously just making sure it worked and didn't want to dirty their floors. What a good citizen.
I think if he actually kept his mouth closed for the entire police booking process, he could dodge this charge with maybe just a bit of substance abuse classes (I mean, assuming he was high at the time) like, nobody in the store tried to stop him, he didn't leave the premises technically
@@maxbracegirdle9990 True, that'd be an interesting case
@Arthur Morgan nah dawg, Florida is so stupid that they are screening every individual book that wants to be added to a library. They're wild enough for this to be a reality
@@AK-sx4zp are we really living in a world where it's "stupid" to keep porn out of elementary school libraries
@@て0りと I'm sure the kids would be more educated by that than anything else lmao
stealing a scooter from target and assembling it outside target is like robbing a bank then going into that same bank the next day and try to deposit the money you stole
This needs to be a regular thing on the channel. Those 10 mins went by so quick. I dont think I could get tired listening to tales of Florida Man.
As an escaped Floridian, I enjoyed all of these stories as it keeps making me smile. Good to see a Florida man updating me on how the craziness are doing in my home state
How did you escape? isn't it illegal?
@@LuisSierra42 not illegal if there's no one to stop you
Be wary we always comeback
It’s almost impossible to live there lol
Come back home, we miss you
Fun fact: According to Legal Eagle, Florida doesn't necessarily have more crazy stories than other states, it's just that the information is more readily available due to differences in laws around handling of criminal activity.
It has more to do with transparency of government records, including criminal proceedings. It's honestly a pretty good thing, and Florida Man is just a goofy product of it. DeSantis wants to do away with the Sunshine Laws, though. So maybe the sunset is on the horizon for florida man.
So fun😃
Yep, the sunshine law passed a long time ago and made most legal information readily available to the public.
can attest, floridians going to Philly near temple would be scared shitless 🥲
it is kind of scary how much information you can get with something as simple as a phone number
I'm a FL native, St.Petersburg specifically, went to Dallas this past weekend. This one uber driver said "people here talk about FL like it's paradise, it sounds like heaven." I started laughing hysterically. Good luck finding a job that pays just enough to cover your astronomical rent that is astronomically getting worse because people keep moving here because they hear its paradise.
Tbf, St Pete is better than most of Florida. But you’re right, the rent situation has drastically worsened in the last few years
The rent has nothing to do with Florida it's literally the entire housing market whether you're looking for a house or an apartment or whatever tf it's all gone up drastically nationwide
But Florida is legitimately a beautiful state if you ignore all the people and just look at the state itself it's incredibly beautiful there's a lot of nature here and we got a bunch of rivers and beaches and even swamps like the everglades (which is one of very few in the world) the state is full of life and adventure and you also have city life mixed in as well that's why Florida is such an attractive place for people to want to move then we have theme parks like yo Florida has a lot there's something here for everyone we even have legal DMT churches in Florida yes you can go a business that is legally allowed to sell you DMT while you stay there lol (fun fact: surprise surprise 3-4 people have overdoesed and died but that's cause they lied about having medical conditions or taking other medications etc.)
Ah, good old St. Pete, love that place. Only part of Florida I visit!
As a FL native now in Dallas, I had the same reaction when people talked highly of it
There's something so wholesome about the most recognizable Florida Man ranting about how awesome Florida is in a dry monotone.
I have to visit Florida annually due to my family living there. What surprises me still to this day is how I always witness about 3 people a day blatantly running red lights during the worst traffic on earth. Place is nuts
Coloradoan here and yeah driving in Florida is insane. Everyone drives like they don't give a shit if they live
Most of those people are not from florida I can promise you that. Any time i see a license plate form the northeast it is frightening. They drive like they are the only ones on the road or that they are entitled to own the road. Or they are Haitians. There is a saying here. DWH driving while Haitian.
Lol sounds like Maryland. Driving around here after the sun goes down is a death sentence. People don’t even bother stopping at red lights in the city, they treat them like stop signs. One time I saw a guy driving a SUV crash into a bus stop (nobody was on it it was like midnight lol) he proceeded to get out and push the metal carcass of the bus stop off his truck and then backed up and drove off like nothing happened
@@mikepalmer1971 as a Pennsylvania driver i regret to inform you that i am mandated to drive at least 20 mp/h over the speed limit on highways and 15 over on residential or back roads. I am also mandated to tailgate you until you move instead of just passing. My condolences for your unawareness.
As a Florida native ppl drive crazy. You should see i4
Ive lived in Florida for about 5 years, it is an amazing state not because of its education, safety, or whatever. it is incredible for it's wackyness and honestly it feels like a Yakuza game, everywhere you turn you'll get a side quest from a meth addict inside of a dumpster. truly one of the states of all time.
Until you pay those rent prices...
@@neoanimegirlCalifornia is far worse in that category
Please go back, it's way too full now.
During my time living in Florida I’ve learned every day can turn into a side quest and the main quest is staying alive. The people on their own aren’t especially dangerous but driving on 95, nature, the sun, plants, and water are testing your durability at all times.
@@Mason-1128 I don’t see how you motherfuckers deal with random dinosaurs 🐊 just chilling on your lawns and in portapottys
4 guys stole $18.7 million worth of maple syrup from producers in Quebec. We actually have a government sanctioned maple syrup cartel, too.
with those dudes getting arrested for stealing milk, it truly is possible that a kids father went out to get milk and never came back
First story reminded me of when I was in middle school and two guys stole two bikes from our schools bike rack in the middle of the day, and even better, in the middle of recess when there were students outside. One of my classmates got them on video and a teacher called the police. The police found them behind an abandoned store literally across the road doing bike tricks. Still think about them once in a blue moon.
moro
We were going to return them…
sounds like a "me and the boys" type story.
Bro was clearly borrowing it 🤦🏽♂️
being a police officer in florida has to be one of the most hilarious but yet dangerous jobs you can have
Great source for anyone with writing abilities
Being around a police officer in florida is also probably one of the most hilarious but dangerous scenarios you could be in too
Yeah, it's a real challenging job, but hey, they're in it for the beatings.
Nothing compared to nyc, where criminals immediately get released with no cash bail
😲
There was a story in Sweden, like ten years ago, where some guys imported tons of garlic from China to Norway. They then drove over the border to Sweden to sell it off on the cheap. This was to circumvent some EU import tax. They eventually got caught by the border control because one of the officers thought that the truck "had a slightly garlicky smell"
Slightly garlicky
That is fascism. Digging through your vehicle because it smells like garlic. It's a BS reason to do it
@@probrickgamer tbh yeah
@probrickgamer It was a long time ago so it was probably some other contributing reason for the search, maybe one of the dogs matked the truck as suspicious? The part I remember the most is the guy on border patrol being interviewed mentioned that the truck smelled like garlic, and he thought it was weird
@@probrickgamer not if they're looking for it being crossed over the border lol. That's their job is to catch smugglers
Many thefts like that get distributed cheaply to small stores, but even still that's a ludicrous amount of inventory to try to pilfer.
When I was a kid living in Florida, I watched a man throw a 4 prong pitchfork and hit a water moccasin that was chasing his wife from about 10 feet away. I think about it all the time because of how mind blown I was 😂
Wow impressive
@@NiigoMeeks The internet is so toxic idk of you mean that or are being sarcastic 😂
@@marlaqfromyearone6951 oh no I meant it
Marlaq…..that is a true Florida man!
bruh a moccasin is a kind of shoe
I think the best thing showing how insane Florida is is driving into Florida. There's an immediate shift as soon as you pass the sign saying you've entered the state of Florida, suddenly everyone accelerates by 40 mph and starts cutting each other off. It's insane.
Also the sun shines different as soon as you cross states
So the entire NE of America?
Not really seemed pretty tame when i pass through there. Although i only made to ocala. So not deep florida seemed pretty chill. Was told that there was a bunch of fuck shit happen all the time.
If you’re coming through Georgia to get to Florida, it’s in your best interest to wait to speed. Georgia has insane speeding laws that will fuck your driving record up.
@@fernandomorales4691 north florida is mostly chill, deeper u get, the weirder. I personally think it’s the heat 🤣 I definitely feel a little weirder after being in 90 degree weather 24/7
I am from Jacksonville, FL and currently live there. Recently I was stuck behind some idiot at a traffic stop, who had 10 chances to go and wouldn't. I got annoyed and honked my horn. He turned around and he had a key board duster can in his hand and was huffing it. I politely backed up and went down another road.
I moved to West Palm Beach from Kentucky in 2012 and moved back in 2019 and there’s no place I would rather be on this earth than in Florida, as crazy as it may be
That opening Monologue about Florida and how much Charlie loves living here deserves the same panning shot as Hiccup's "This is Berk' line in How to train your Dragon
Ex-dairy grocery store worker here. There are four gallons of milk per ‘carton’ or the square plastic things that say do not steal on them. Still, $2.50 for a gallon of milk from a strange sounds like a long strange trip
So it's a good deal then if a gallon of milk is 4 dollars then getting 4 gallons for 10 dollars is a great deal.
Ty.
I was thinking the same, but still - who's going to buy sketchy milk from a random dude? Not me, That's for sure. 😂
@@TheGreatBambi wtf u need 4 gallons of milk for?
They’d probably be selling it to businesses eg: small stores or restaurants, not consumers. The guys selling it likely already do food deliveries and mix the stolen milk in with the rest of the goods being delivered. Also, this was happening since 2021, it wasn’t $1m worth of milk in one hit 😂
I currently live in Maine, and I’ve lived a whole lot of places. I do seasonal work in Florida and I have never witnessed such insanity as I have driving on 200, working in peoples homes in the highlands, and walking through downtown Sarasota. God bless Florida, and I mean that because they need the blessing down there. Be safe y’all and remember to drink water.
Charlie is the only thing keeping Florida from collapsing, his pure strength and courage is enough to keep *almost* everything in order
Florida is going to be wiped out sooner or later, it’s basically God’s testing ground for natural disasters…
order is not the word I would use to describe it hahah
@Patrick39 better at being fatherless
@Patrick39 better at being fatherless
Florida is gonna sink bro…
As a former denizen of Florida myself, I saw quite a lot of interesting things during my short tenure in the state. I fondly remember going to Kmart off of the 441 in Hollywood and seeing a man arguing with someone because they didn't have a tee shirt he wanted in his size. I remember him flipping over an entire clothing rack in sheer anger, to my sheer amazement. I remember some lady at the nearby Burger King threatening to stab a cashier because her coupons were expired. There was also the story of the Shenandoah Rapist being persecuted and I think they were looking for him for weeks, I don't remember. This was back in 2006, all I remember was one of my teachers telling me to make sure my doors were locked at night.
Oh and there was this one time where this guy was running away from the cops and he ran right past my house. He was arrested four blocks from where I used to live. The guys next door to use tried stealing our Cockatiels and stole the whole neighborhood's Trash cans after Hurricane Wilma, I got into a fist fight with this one kid in middle school because he said he hated my spongebob shirt so he attacked me for no reason and some girls were arrested for indecent exposure down in Miami Beach because they thought playing volleyball with their titties out in the open was a good idea. That was the first time I saw a titty, the best memory of Florida I could have left with. Thaknfully I escaped that post apocalyptic wasteland but my aunts and uncles and cousins live there. One in Tampa, the other in Orlando and the third in Tallahassee, so I'm sure they have more stories than I do.
Oh speaking of Orlando, when I was leaving the state I stopped at the Orlando Airport and they have this shuttle service straight to Disney that comes every like two hours or so... and I remember this family of five waiting around and the father was verbally abusing several staff members because their shuttle hadn't arrived yet and he wanted like a refund or something? As if the airport handles that. If it's a Disney shuttle they needed to take that up with the park, but it made my layover that much more interesting. Some kid tried stealing my GBA SP but I had the wrist strap on so he fucked off to the bathroom. Oh and there was a man shitting his brains out in the airport bathroom and screaming bloody murder in there, it was so bad that everyone else left, but I had to stay because my uncle is handicapped and needed help. I tried not dying of laughter with every fart. I feel bad for that man and still feel for him to this day. Those are but a handful of my experiences in Florida. I won't even get into the story of the one guy who tried robbing one of those blood bank donation busses for some reason. Though that was hearsay, it did happen in that local kmart so it might've been true lol.
Bro I want to hear your stories what socials you got?
I'm speechless...
At this point I'm not even surprised that Florida has vampires
damn just reading this comment was an experience
I used to go to that same Kmart back in the day, doesn't surprise me in the slightest
Charlie is the warden of the Florida men, the only barrier between Florida and mankind
lol
He’s like the Asgardian Gatekeeper for middle aged rednecks doing meth in Walmart
as yes, because florida people is on a different spectrum compared to mankind
There's still time to build a wall.
Says the man that is literally Warden R6
The fact that Charlie is from FL actually makes me have hope for humanity strangely enough
I swear being a Florida man is both a blessing and a curse. South Florida is hot as hell but at the same time you see a lot of crazy shit and get a lot of good stories, and this is coming from a guy like me who lived in south Florida for over 15 years. 😂
Its either hot or you get drenched in rain.
@@studionoob904 eh
@@thefuturelaws-_-6432 And really humid…
Facts brother I love Florida
Florida sucks! Nothing but alligators and mosquitos and iguanas everywhere you go.
I like to imagine Florida Man being our real world equivalent to the Avatar. Every time a Florida Man does something weird and gets arrested, the Florida Spirit immediately finds its way into the body of the next Florida Man
it is why that guy turned into a npc after leaving target
Lol where was he during hurricane Andrew in 92 when we needed him most lol
@@MultiChrisjb just need a Tinkerbell ringing as the spirit leaves.. and the cops saying dangit as they realise Florida man just evacuated said vessel.
Can any Floridians agree that Charlie just has the type of comedy that we all are used because he's a Floridian? Like the way he talks about topics is so relatable to growing up in Florida, the jokes, the similes, the stories, the fast food he orders. Legend!
Yup 😂
Yeah LMAO
Yes, for the most part I agree haha.
I agree😊
Exactly. If you deliver such comedy so dryly in this area you get all the bitches. Of course charlie gets to do some editing to smooth it all out but right you are
i'm so used to watching charlie on 2x speed that when i clicked on this video and it played at normal speed, it felt like he was on the most experimental sedatives the Russian Federation had to offer
Wtf
used to do this too
Dang. I could only watch 1.75x, never mind 2x.
Thought i was the only person in the world that watches videos on 2x speed
He reads off a script so it's going to be at a different cadence.
I'm so used to Charlie's presence in my life I always have to be remembered he is one of those dangerous and unpredictable species called Florida Man, that's where his power is from
My theory is Florida man is just one guy who keeps getting away
What Charlie and the rest of America may not understand about Florida is that the only reason you hear so many stories about Florida is simply because of the extreme transparency of Florida’s public records laws. Therefore, anything bad that happens in Florida, you can find right away and even sign up for updates for. With all the extreme details included in perfect clarity, all for the benefit of every Floridian’s right to know what’s going on in their community. Something the rest of America should look at as something to aspire to honestly.
Exactly. California is almost certainly worse.
What people only notice abt Florida men is that they're wacky. They don't realize that in reality... The crimes they commit are incredibly minor. You would never hear about those things in Cali.
You’re not wrong
As a Florida Man, I can confirm, most womb-to-tomb Floridians are aware of these laws. We just get surprised from time to time by the sheer absurdity of what our people do. Never go to Walmart at 3 a.m in Florida. Its an experience
Apart from rape and pedophilia.
That’s swept so far under the rug the rug got pregnant at 13
@@UnrealAxel27 never go to Walmart at 3am anywhere dude
I was born and raised in Florida as well. I lived across Tampa Bay in St.Pete. We always had a bit of the crazy, long before Florida Man was a thing. We usually blamed it on the humidity.
I remember an internship I did where I stayed for some time with a host. Ine day the host had over a friend in their 60s and it was the friend’s bday. When asked how they celebrate, they said they’d dpend the morning meditating on the Akashic Diaries and then in the evening chill on their boat partying with a bunch of younger women. Then they left in a sportcar with a giant teddy bear buckled into the passenger seat. Place is wild.
Charlie is the Dr. Strange of Florida. Keeping the rest of America safe by guarding Florida's antics as much as possible.
I'm actually shocked that he was even able to understand the directions enough to at least partially assemble that scooter
Floridians seem to be able to get everything right like normal people. Mechanics, driving cars, work whatever job, but they all have these weird perceptions about reality at the same time.
@@ryoga5000 I love this description
He was tweaking. A lot of people of who smoke meth love to do random projects like this while they’re up
Ha yeap.
@@ryoga5000 yup that's spot on lol
Charlie covering Florida man needs to be an ongoing series.
It's a cornucopia of content.
Did anyone else notice Charlie accidentally forgot to trim the clip at 9:08 ?
As a person who lives in Florida, I am truly amazed and interested in Charlie's POV and stories about the state.
I am Floridian too, and I honestly am conflicted on whether to stay in this state or not.
Same
@@KaraTheGirlie You shouldn’t.
@@soupy_soup2 I shouldn't leave? Or shouldn't stay? My whole family is here and the environment is perfect for the car I want (1995 Chevrolet Corvette ZR-1)
@@KaraTheGirlie Shouldn’t stay.
*Florida Man begins analyzing and learning from other Florida men’s mistakes, becomes Florida God.*
For the milk theft story, it’s very possible that the stolen milk was then being advertised as unpasteurized. For some reason, there absolutely is a “black market” for raw milk since you can’t legally buy it from any store.
"Were going to be underwater in the next 20 years"
Fort Lauderdale: More like 20 minutes
I grew up in Florida for 20+ years, these stories are completely normal and glad to have Charlie reading them.
i didn’t know i needed to hear “Milk Mafia” today, but i’m glad i did.
1:25 Oooooh please please PLEASE let there be the story with the man robbing the Wendy’s with an alligator 🥹🙏 I love that one, it holds a special place in my heart 💜
i would really love this to be a monthly segment, where charlie goes over the craziest florida headlines every month. i enjoyed this video
Agreed
Charlie has blessed us with a documentary on his home country
Absolutely as usual
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Texas, California, and Florida the only places in the USA that exist like their own little countries running absolutely wild.
Florida is the state to be the most ashamed of and the most proud of at the same time
I don't think anyone is proud of Florida, especially right now.
@@slook7094Florida rules
Makes sense tho, absolute nonsensical absurd chaos, and yet so many people not only survive, but thrive there. It goes against all logic, science and God, yet its right there, just keepin on
@@slook7094 Why would anyone not be proud of Florida? Its such an amazing state even Democrat politicians and talking heads vacation there over their own states.
@@XionAvalonArcadia Please dont play obesity game on channel
Building your own getaway vehicle
Man he took that *"He needs some milk"* meme to another level
Underrated comment.
Charlie is really selling me on moving to Florida... The closest I'll come to moving there is just getting a second vacation home to visit whenever and leave whenever.
Please don’t. We’re full.
Don't in general. Only stay if you're born there.
You wanna come down here and screw it up for us during season, like the rest of the libtards that are leaving their ruined, blue states in mass exodus? Stay in your crappy state dude.
My parents thought about retiring to Florida, but then I reminded them that every 5ish years the world's biggest hurricane hits them, so every 5 years you're probably building a new house.
They decided on NC/Virginia instead.
Our housing market can’t take anymore. And if you do come, you somehow can’t leave. It’s a curse. (especially central florida)
The thing is though, when you live with and in chaos long enough you stop seeing it. It starts to take something truly unique to catch your eye. I moved here from Birmingham 12 years ago and it has gotten to the point that most of it is background noise at this point.
I remember when I lived in St. Augustine, one headline I saw was "Jacksonville Dumpster pooper strikes again"
A lot of Charlie’s exaggerated expressions are starting to make sense now that I know he’s a Florida man
Edit - OMGG I literally just went to sleep and woke up to 175 likes… I’ve never had this many likes before. Thanks so much guys this is a dream come true!
No wonder he's such a hypocrite
@@gayjoebiden how's he a hypocrite?
@@GyrateMeHoe bro doesn’t know what the word hypocrite means
@@Mandate_of_HeavenNo, they just never gave an example of how he’s a hypocrite. You don’t know how to read.
dont mind me I'm just here for the show
We had a milk theft near me recently in the UK, someone stole the van while it was being unloaded and ran. Police got them eventually but I just remember being SO confused seeing multiple gallons on the sides of the main roads, like piles and piles of bottles that had fallen out while they were driving. Don’t know if they were going for the milk or just the van? Very weird
As a proud Florida man myself just want to say I love hearing stories like these then telling them to people from outside of Florida
Me too
That company has 6 employees working at the same place with the same idea to make an intricate heist......
I bet my bottom dollar that the guy thought, by taking his shirt off, it would be more than enough of a disguise to fool anyone who was suspicious of him being the scooter thief.
"I wouldn't want to live anywhere else" - Charlie
Also Charlie: never leaves his house
As a fellow life-long Florida Man, I approve this message
As a MilkMan, that one hits close. We should really start putting locks on our back doors at my company.
I’ll mention that to my boss.
Edit: $10 per Carton must be a mistake unless it was Heavy Cream, Egg Nog or something expensive.
Perhaps it was $10 per Crate, which holds four gallons or usually nine half gallons each.
Used to be a milk man at stop and shop (dairy)🤣🤣🤣. The milk was always the one thing that wouldn’t have any expired product when restocking. I feel like those guys were smart but at the same time how do u sell it quick like the supermarkets🤣🤣 reminds me of what the teamster unions were doing in the 70s
10 for four gallons makes a lot more sense for sure
@@Lkdhhabv i feel like they just store it in a large walk in fridge/warehouse and then just hand it out to ppl they "know" like instead of everyone in the "family" buying milk they just hook them all up and in the end it saves ppl money idk...
As a Floridian, can comfirm that old golfers, sunshine and sharks can make my day.
“I guess Florida will be underwater in the next 20 years but we’re on a tight schedule” 😂😂😂
We need a Florida man tier list
This is just exactly why egg prices went up, it's because Florida man stole one million in milk.
That milk one is actually smart because I work in a place that makes and distributes milk and the amount of milk that spills and doesn’t get put on record because we know stuff happens is insane. So if they had a place that’s lax on the dump counting and missing milk that’s pretty easy to get bobtail drivers to take in a little extra milk and switch later lol. Then have places like Dollar Generals and other small stores like them buy off of you instead. I guess since I work in that area it makes sense more to me but they put their thinking caps on for that one.
I work commercial construction and have replaced most the loading docks for the semi trucks at a highland dairy and Belfonte . Can confirm the amount of waste is insane. If they have a production issue they could have to throw out a lot of product at a time.better safe than sorry . I still think some higher up’s would figure out that there expected waist amounts were going up. Probably got to greedy
I wish I had the same undying love for Florida that Charlie does. I've lived here for almost 24 of my 27 years, and if it weren't for the constant barrage of stories of the utter insanity that goes on here keeping me entertained, I myself would have gone insane by now.
I saw a really cool breakdown by Legal Eagle about the formation of the Florida man mythos and its origin in the very loose public records laws in Florida. So basically any police reports etc, even fresh ones, are available en masse to the media, leading to greater proliferation of particularly weird stuff that the media in other states wouldn't have unfettered access to.
I still think there's something in the air in Florida, and I mean besides 99% water content.
it's also a larger population and criminals are glorified there on most of the sports teams
If what I’ve heard is correct, there’s more lead pipes there. Also heard that in the aftermath of a major hurricane (Katrina?) in the southeast, they rebuilt stuff with a lot of cheap Chinese insulation, that brakes down into polyvinyl-carbonate crap that’s basically poison to be around
Yea floridaman is a myth. Same stuff happens everywhere, you just have access to the info in florida giving that impression.
Also, heat increases aggression
@@bryanl.morrison552yeah but by that logic, most of the south would be the same
As a Floridian, I can say with confidence that Florida is indeed a crazy place
As an floridian I 100% agree
The best crazy place
It's the sun it does that to people 😂
As a resident of Florida, I agree completely.
Can we agree on just how impressive it is that not only did they get away with this for so long but also that more then once someone with+10 charisma sold milk for 10$ a pop?
I watched the scooter guy get arrested in person... the fact Charlie is making a video on it is just sureal
That's crazy!
That's crazy?
I heard that in a highschool, a student slammed a police officer to the ground while stopping a fight. That teenager deserves the title Florida boy.
completing a heist and assembling your getaway vehicle at the scene feels like something out of a Lego game
Charlie is the only pure untouched Florida man there ever will be
As a Canadian I've been to Florida many more times than any other state. I thought you guys were all like that. I love Florida! Although as a kid I remember driving through Orlando and was shocked by seeing homeless people everywhere in the city...and this was in the late 80s . Its probably a tad worse now but then again same as anywhere these days. Florida has a vibe though...
I was born and raised in Orlando (still currently live here) and there’s a hefty amount of homeless people still here. I’m sure it’s declined over the years though
@@iLikeCok As a Canadian kid Orlando was just a Wonderland. Great weather of course the theme parks and just a chill care free vibe that i could catch even as a young man Cheers
I always remember my mom being so confused by all the Canadian snowbirds coming down to Florida and how when she worked at Mcdonalds they used to keep stocks of vinegar for the Canadian customers to eat with their fries. Confused the hell out of her.
@@iLikeCok With the rising housing prices, I don't think they simply got a job and bought a house.
Where do you think all those organs in the black market are from?
i work at a nursing home in florida and we haven’t had milk cartons due to a shortage. i chose to belive this is why 😌✋🏻
as a fellow native born floridian there is no where else id rather live, and charlies truly hit the nail on the head in his sentiment :) proud to be floridian
Another proud Floridian here
Fourth generation native here! I AM CRAZY AS HELL AND I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP!
imagine being proud of birthing Ron Desantis
I mean usually when you are born or grew up in a state you usually never wanna leave, same way I don’t wanna leave California ever.
ny better
I love Charlie’s innocence when he thinks it would be super hard to get rid of all that milk lol…. You think they stole it without a buyer beforehand? Say you’re a high up employee at this company and have access to the customer database and/or they have a customer facing role where they lease with the milk companies customers… you offer them a back door deal at a highly discounted price and secure the order then rob the milk…
This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read
he read outloud that they were selling it on the street for 10 dollars
Have you guys seen any of those new studies that show that milk is detrimental to the adult human body and it confuses your brain and immune system into thinking that you're a baby and that you should be storing fat and nutrients
Look it up yourself the cancer rate in the 1950s before we started pasteurizing milk and making people drink it then all of a sudden cancer is on the scene in the early sixties and the only thing you can point to is the hormones from the milk cows
Bro, saying you are giving this guys WAAAAAY too much credit is itself an understatement lol
Exactly - a company that makes cheese makes sense. As for the selling a carton for $10 remark, it was likely a mistake in police report, a crate for $10 makes sense.
Florida has always been that one place I’ve wanted to visit, but the last place on earth I’d ever want to live
W
It's funny because people get attracted to not having income tax. And then forget the additional taxes and cost of living.
It’s a beautiful place - watch out for the sketchy areas tho. I recommend going to Universal Studios!
still can't believe chris tyson is ruining his entire life and his family's lives
"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long (and you have burned so very, very brightly Roy)"
I've lived in many states, but by far Florida was my favorite. The landscape is gorgeous and the people, although crazy are very polite. I live up near Erie now and every day I miss the Gulf Coast
Gulf coast is a fun place to live
As much as i hate Erie winters i don't think id want to live in Fl. Too many hurricanes, snakes and gators.
@@UrBasicGuy I’ve lived here my whole life and never seen a alligator or snake besides a itty bitty garter snake, y’all act like we casually see king Cobras or pythons everyday 💀
I think it'd be a fun place to live if it weren't so abhorrently dangerous to be in as an LGBT+ person these days
@@snowrios8084 not really, just don't go saying to random people that you LGBT+
I love living here, there is never a dull day here just pure chaos