I'm from Florida, but have lived in NC for most my life. The last time I went to Florida I saw a rather muscular man aggressively pumping weights by himself in a home depot parking lot listening to horrible techno music on blast AND NO ONE BATTED A SINGLE EYE. That's what I love about Florida, you can be as weird as you want and people just accept it as facts of life.
The last time I was there visiting family I watched my cousin's drunk neighbor ride a sea turtle that always swam up the canal out front of their house.. and also there was a local news story about a serial butt grabber on the loose.
When I lived in FL there was a well known homeless guy everyone called the dancing bum. He was this hippy looking old guy with long white hair and a cane who would hang out in Tampa at a specific stoplight. When the cars stopped he would dance his heart out with the cane back and forth in front of the cars. All the locals knew him. I don’t remember him asking for money or holding signs, he would just dance his heart out with no music. One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
"Florida man charged with assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator through a Wendy's Drive-Thru window" Still my favourite on so far. Also "Florida man bursts into Ex's delivery room, fights new boyfriend as she's giving birth" is a close second
I'm a FL native, St.Petersburg specifically, went to Dallas this past weekend. This one uber driver said "people here talk about FL like it's paradise, it sounds like heaven." I started laughing hysterically. Good luck finding a job that pays just enough to cover your astronomical rent that is astronomically getting worse because people keep moving here because they hear its paradise.
The rent has nothing to do with Florida it's literally the entire housing market whether you're looking for a house or an apartment or whatever tf it's all gone up drastically nationwide But Florida is legitimately a beautiful state if you ignore all the people and just look at the state itself it's incredibly beautiful there's a lot of nature here and we got a bunch of rivers and beaches and even swamps like the everglades (which is one of very few in the world) the state is full of life and adventure and you also have city life mixed in as well that's why Florida is such an attractive place for people to want to move then we have theme parks like yo Florida has a lot there's something here for everyone we even have legal DMT churches in Florida yes you can go a business that is legally allowed to sell you DMT while you stay there lol (fun fact: surprise surprise 3-4 people have overdoesed and died but that's cause they lied about having medical conditions or taking other medications etc.)
i'm so used to watching charlie on 2x speed that when i clicked on this video and it played at normal speed, it felt like he was on the most experimental sedatives the Russian Federation had to offer
It's worth noting that Florida's Sunshine Laws are what make this possible. All government records are available to the public and media immediately after they are recorded. This includes all local, county, and state hearings and arrest reports. This is unique to Florida and provides all these stories. There is a story of a reporter from Ohio who moved to Florida for a new job. During his first week, he made a records request regarding an arrest that had recently happened. After that first single request, he would receive a daily email from the local police with every arrest report from the previous day...this went on for the remainder of his career in Florida.
As a MilkMan, that one hits close. We should really start putting locks on our back doors at my company. I’ll mention that to my boss. Edit: $10 per Carton must be a mistake unless it was Heavy Cream, Egg Nog or something expensive. Perhaps it was $10 per Crate, which holds four gallons or usually nine half gallons each.
Used to be a milk man at stop and shop (dairy)🤣🤣🤣. The milk was always the one thing that wouldn’t have any expired product when restocking. I feel like those guys were smart but at the same time how do u sell it quick like the supermarkets🤣🤣 reminds me of what the teamster unions were doing in the 70s
@@Lkdhhabv i feel like they just store it in a large walk in fridge/warehouse and then just hand it out to ppl they "know" like instead of everyone in the "family" buying milk they just hook them all up and in the end it saves ppl money idk...
I really like to imagine that the guy that stole the electric scooter started putting it together in order to use it as a get away vehicle, but he grossly underestimated just how long it would take to construct it and decided to just stick it out.
NO. Dude just wanna assemble it asap, he's pumped to use his acquaired scooter like a kid getting a gift in Christmas Eve. He was so pumped he's assembling it naked outside the mall so he's nice and cool and the cops didnt caught it on camera that he was actually wearing his BobTheBuilder glasses. Cops always have to ruin christmas for him, its quite sad really.
The most hilarious part of the first one, is that after he completed the build process, he would need to charge the damn thing before he could ride it anywhere.
He probably didn't read that far ahead of me instructions unless he was going to use their Outlet too. Don't department stores charge a fee and they put things together for you? Surprised he didn't take advantage of that. It is Florida.
Was not born but raised and I have to say, living smack dab in the middle for more than half my life really makes me consider what opportunities the afterlife can bring
I was born and raised in FL and just moved to Georgia. I miss fl so much it's wild bro!! I miss the beach, the random mentally ill homeless people yelling at me I MISS IT ALL😭
I remember an internship I did where I stayed for some time with a host. Ine day the host had over a friend in their 60s and it was the friend’s bday. When asked how they celebrate, they said they’d dpend the morning meditating on the Akashic Diaries and then in the evening chill on their boat partying with a bunch of younger women. Then they left in a sportcar with a giant teddy bear buckled into the passenger seat. Place is wild.
I used to feel that way about my block in Indiana. The day I unlocked "bicycle" and rode around the Kimball International parking lots was like a Jimmy Neutron style BRAIN BLAST
It always felt so distant, like background objects. It felt like a real life episode of Boundary Break, and I'm not exaggerating how crazy it was to be actually in this place I'd only ever seen over my fence for fifteen years.
@@notoriousectotherm yeah it took me a while to unlock bycicle too but doing all those side quests like mowing lawns and watching peoples pets was worth it, really though its a great fast-travel option
I currently live in Maine, and I’ve lived a whole lot of places. I do seasonal work in Florida and I have never witnessed such insanity as I have driving on 200, working in peoples homes in the highlands, and walking through downtown Sarasota. God bless Florida, and I mean that because they need the blessing down there. Be safe y’all and remember to drink water.
I think if he actually kept his mouth closed for the entire police booking process, he could dodge this charge with maybe just a bit of substance abuse classes (I mean, assuming he was high at the time) like, nobody in the store tried to stop him, he didn't leave the premises technically
@Arthur Morgan nah dawg, Florida is so stupid that they are screening every individual book that wants to be added to a library. They're wild enough for this to be a reality
Ive lived in Florida for about 5 years, it is an amazing state not because of its education, safety, or whatever. it is incredible for it's wackyness and honestly it feels like a Yakuza game, everywhere you turn you'll get a side quest from a meth addict inside of a dumpster. truly one of the states of all time.
During my time living in Florida I’ve learned every day can turn into a side quest and the main quest is staying alive. The people on their own aren’t especially dangerous but driving on 95, nature, the sun, plants, and water are testing your durability at all times.
Fun fact: According to Legal Eagle, Florida doesn't necessarily have more crazy stories than other states, it's just that the information is more readily available due to differences in laws around handling of criminal activity.
It has more to do with transparency of government records, including criminal proceedings. It's honestly a pretty good thing, and Florida Man is just a goofy product of it. DeSantis wants to do away with the Sunshine Laws, though. So maybe the sunset is on the horizon for florida man.
I'm a FL native and nothing surprises me. FL is so packed with diverse communities you literally have every walk of nature here. I saw a guy other day while I was in my car driving he was coming towards me on a bicycle towing a male torso of a mannequin behind him. Only in Florida.
stealing a scooter from target and assembling it outside target is like robbing a bank then going into that same bank the next day and try to deposit the money you stole
When I was a kid living in Florida, I watched a man throw a 4 prong pitchfork and hit a water moccasin that was chasing his wife from about 10 feet away. I think about it all the time because of how mind blown I was 😂
I moved to West Palm Beach from Kentucky in 2012 and moved back in 2019 and there’s no place I would rather be on this earth than in Florida, as crazy as it may be
There was a story in Sweden, like ten years ago, where some guys imported tons of garlic from China to Norway. They then drove over the border to Sweden to sell it off on the cheap. This was to circumvent some EU import tax. They eventually got caught by the border control because one of the officers thought that the truck "had a slightly garlicky smell"
@probrickgamer It was a long time ago so it was probably some other contributing reason for the search, maybe one of the dogs matked the truck as suspicious? The part I remember the most is the guy on border patrol being interviewed mentioned that the truck smelled like garlic, and he thought it was weird
I am from Jacksonville, FL and currently live there. Recently I was stuck behind some idiot at a traffic stop, who had 10 chances to go and wouldn't. I got annoyed and honked my horn. He turned around and he had a key board duster can in his hand and was huffing it. I politely backed up and went down another road.
I think the best thing showing how insane Florida is is driving into Florida. There's an immediate shift as soon as you pass the sign saying you've entered the state of Florida, suddenly everyone accelerates by 40 mph and starts cutting each other off. It's insane.
Not really seemed pretty tame when i pass through there. Although i only made to ocala. So not deep florida seemed pretty chill. Was told that there was a bunch of fuck shit happen all the time.
If you’re coming through Georgia to get to Florida, it’s in your best interest to wait to speed. Georgia has insane speeding laws that will fuck your driving record up.
@@fernandomorales4691 north florida is mostly chill, deeper u get, the weirder. I personally think it’s the heat 🤣 I definitely feel a little weirder after being in 90 degree weather 24/7
Florida is like a mythical world from a fantasy novel. We have the beaches with rich condos, rednecks in the northern lands and panhandle, a magical castle and fantasy land in Orlando, swamp lands in the Everglades, and retirement villages. Oh yeah, and a sex community in “The Villages”. On top of all of this, we have an ex-president who is indicted for multiple crimes living in a golf resort.
I have to visit Florida annually due to my family living there. What surprises me still to this day is how I always witness about 3 people a day blatantly running red lights during the worst traffic on earth. Place is nuts
Most of those people are not from florida I can promise you that. Any time i see a license plate form the northeast it is frightening. They drive like they are the only ones on the road or that they are entitled to own the road. Or they are Haitians. There is a saying here. DWH driving while Haitian.
Lol sounds like Maryland. Driving around here after the sun goes down is a death sentence. People don’t even bother stopping at red lights in the city, they treat them like stop signs. One time I saw a guy driving a SUV crash into a bus stop (nobody was on it it was like midnight lol) he proceeded to get out and push the metal carcass of the bus stop off his truck and then backed up and drove off like nothing happened
@@mikepalmer2219 as a Pennsylvania driver i regret to inform you that i am mandated to drive at least 20 mp/h over the speed limit on highways and 15 over on residential or back roads. I am also mandated to tailgate you until you move instead of just passing. My condolences for your unawareness.
As an escaped Floridian, I enjoyed all of these stories as it keeps making me smile. Good to see a Florida man updating me on how the craziness are doing in my home state
Ex-dairy grocery store worker here. There are four gallons of milk per ‘carton’ or the square plastic things that say do not steal on them. Still, $2.50 for a gallon of milk from a strange sounds like a long strange trip
They’d probably be selling it to businesses eg: small stores or restaurants, not consumers. The guys selling it likely already do food deliveries and mix the stolen milk in with the rest of the goods being delivered. Also, this was happening since 2021, it wasn’t $1m worth of milk in one hit 😂
I like to imagine Florida Man being our real world equivalent to the Avatar. Every time a Florida Man does something weird and gets arrested, the Florida Spirit immediately finds its way into the body of the next Florida Man
@@MultiChrisjb just need a Tinkerbell ringing as the spirit leaves.. and the cops saying dangit as they realise Florida man just evacuated said vessel.
What Charlie and the rest of America may not understand about Florida is that the only reason you hear so many stories about Florida is simply because of the extreme transparency of Florida’s public records laws. Therefore, anything bad that happens in Florida, you can find right away and even sign up for updates for. With all the extreme details included in perfect clarity, all for the benefit of every Floridian’s right to know what’s going on in their community. Something the rest of America should look at as something to aspire to honestly.
Exactly. California is almost certainly worse. What people only notice abt Florida men is that they're wacky. They don't realize that in reality... The crimes they commit are incredibly minor. You would never hear about those things in Cali.
As a Florida Man, I can confirm, most womb-to-tomb Floridians are aware of these laws. We just get surprised from time to time by the sheer absurdity of what our people do. Never go to Walmart at 3 a.m in Florida. Its an experience
I'm so used to Charlie's presence in my life I always have to be remembered he is one of those dangerous and unpredictable species called Florida Man, that's where his power is from
i’m from maine and i’d love to go to florida just to people-watch. no disney world, no orlando studios, none of that tourist shit - i’d just find a bench in a public area and sit for a while
First story reminded me of when I was in middle school and two guys stole two bikes from our schools bike rack in the middle of the day, and even better, in the middle of recess when there were students outside. One of my classmates got them on video and a teacher called the police. The police found them behind an abandoned store literally across the road doing bike tricks. Still think about them once in a blue moon.
I swear being a Florida man is both a blessing and a curse. South Florida is hot as hell but at the same time you see a lot of crazy shit and get a lot of good stories, and this is coming from a guy like me who lived in south Florida for over 15 years. 😂
Probably the main reason why the Florida man was assembling the razor electric scooter instead of getting away with it is because his get away driver left off during the Florida man’s 5-star cinematic movie robbery.
I live in Downtown Tampa…Saw this dude shaving his head while sitting in a shopping cart. Can’t really say if he was even homeless or not - the lines are blurred in FL
Can any Floridians agree that Charlie just has the type of comedy that we all are used to in our own homes because he’s a Floridian? Like the way he talks about topics is so relatable to growing up in Florida, the jokes, the similes, the stories, the fast food he orders. I was born and raised here and still living here as well, same age and it’s like he’s one of Florida kids we all grew up with!! Legend!
As a former denizen of Florida myself, I saw quite a lot of interesting things during my short tenure in the state. I fondly remember going to Kmart off of the 441 in Hollywood and seeing a man arguing with someone because they didn't have a tee shirt he wanted in his size. I remember him flipping over an entire clothing rack in sheer anger, to my sheer amazement. I remember some lady at the nearby Burger King threatening to stab a cashier because her coupons were expired. There was also the story of the Shenandoah Rapist being persecuted and I think they were looking for him for weeks, I don't remember. This was back in 2006, all I remember was one of my teachers telling me to make sure my doors were locked at night. Oh and there was this one time where this guy was running away from the cops and he ran right past my house. He was arrested four blocks from where I used to live. The guys next door to use tried stealing our Cockatiels and stole the whole neighborhood's Trash cans after Hurricane Wilma, I got into a fist fight with this one kid in middle school because he said he hated my spongebob shirt so he attacked me for no reason and some girls were arrested for indecent exposure down in Miami Beach because they thought playing volleyball with their titties out in the open was a good idea. That was the first time I saw a titty, the best memory of Florida I could have left with. Thaknfully I escaped that post apocalyptic wasteland but my aunts and uncles and cousins live there. One in Tampa, the other in Orlando and the third in Tallahassee, so I'm sure they have more stories than I do. Oh speaking of Orlando, when I was leaving the state I stopped at the Orlando Airport and they have this shuttle service straight to Disney that comes every like two hours or so... and I remember this family of five waiting around and the father was verbally abusing several staff members because their shuttle hadn't arrived yet and he wanted like a refund or something? As if the airport handles that. If it's a Disney shuttle they needed to take that up with the park, but it made my layover that much more interesting. Some kid tried stealing my GBA SP but I had the wrist strap on so he fucked off to the bathroom. Oh and there was a man shitting his brains out in the airport bathroom and screaming bloody murder in there, it was so bad that everyone else left, but I had to stay because my uncle is handicapped and needed help. I tried not dying of laughter with every fart. I feel bad for that man and still feel for him to this day. Those are but a handful of my experiences in Florida. I won't even get into the story of the one guy who tried robbing one of those blood bank donation busses for some reason. Though that was hearsay, it did happen in that local kmart so it might've been true lol.
I mean maybe he had a long walk and was like shit lemme take a piss in Walmart, walked passed the scooter on the way and thought, shit no more walking for me
Floridians seem to be able to get everything right like normal people. Mechanics, driving cars, work whatever job, but they all have these weird perceptions about reality at the same time.
That opening Monologue about Florida and how much Charlie loves living here deserves the same panning shot as Hiccup's "This is Berk' line in How to train your Dragon
Makes sense tho, absolute nonsensical absurd chaos, and yet so many people not only survive, but thrive there. It goes against all logic, science and God, yet its right there, just keepin on
@@slook7094 Why would anyone not be proud of Florida? Its such an amazing state even Democrat politicians and talking heads vacation there over their own states.
My husband works at Stop & Shop in Connecticut. Store employees are not allowed to physically stop shoplifters. They are supposed to just let them go and call the police. Meaning most of the time, people leave and get away with it.
Can any Floridians agree that Charlie just has the type of comedy that we all are used because he's a Floridian? Like the way he talks about topics is so relatable to growing up in Florida, the jokes, the similes, the stories, the fast food he orders. Legend!
Exactly. If you deliver such comedy so dryly in this area you get all the bitches. Of course charlie gets to do some editing to smooth it all out but right you are
For the milk when they said carton im sure they were probably actually referring to a case/crate and with the high price of milk right now they could easily move it through bodegas and such and make a pretty penny. Which is most likely what they were doing.
just for clarification, the milk was not $10 for a normal "carton" you buy in the store, they were selling the big stacking cartons for $10. Those hold 4 gallons each.
@trollolol This is kinda my guess, as even in a show like shameless, a show that at times can depict living poor, it showcases a truck of meat being stolen and sold off to the poorer city neighborhood for dirt cheap as they would buy without questing it.
yes they do hold four gallon jugs, but they also hold nine half gallon jugs. considering these products were most likely being sold to small convenience/corner stores, a half gallon makes more sense to steal and sell to them. honestly unless you have a family of four people are not gonna be buying a whole gallon of milk. if you buy nine half gallons for ten bucks and sell them for three or four dollars a piece at your corner store, you can easily make your money back and take some home for yourself.
@trollolol Watch it turn out they stole about 250K worth of milk and the CEO had the investigators bump up the numbers to cover his skimming the remainder off the books. Yet another Florida Man moment.
I was born and raised in Florida as well. I lived across Tampa Bay in St.Pete. We always had a bit of the crazy, long before Florida Man was a thing. We usually blamed it on the humidity.
He must have been thinking damn I'm on the wrong side of the country. The police would never have the audacity to arrest me In San Francisco. Poor soul
A lot of Charlie’s exaggerated expressions are starting to make sense now that I know he’s a Florida man Edit - OMGG I literally just went to sleep and woke up to 175 likes… I’ve never had this many likes before. Thanks so much guys this is a dream come true!
Florida under water, hahaha! Florida from lake okeechobee south used to be under water before the land was drained and filled with dirt from the freshly dug canals that keep Florida high and dry. Young guys aren't old enough to remember the joke in the early days was "if you believe that I've got some swamp land in Florida I will sell you" kinda like the Brooklyn Bridge joke
For the milk theft story, it’s very possible that the stolen milk was then being advertised as unpasteurized. For some reason, there absolutely is a “black market” for raw milk since you can’t legally buy it from any store.
I'm a little late on this, but I had a friend who caught a federal charge for this type of thing. Basically the way it works is, he would hijack or steal trucks full of product, usually baby formula, then there are black market distributors that work with hundreds of stores and buy only by the truck load and resell at a discounted price. The buyers are usually corner store owners who join associations specifically for this purpose. Whos gonna say no to the save exact product at 40 percent off normal price.
@@maveryriley I shouldn't leave? Or shouldn't stay? My whole family is here and the environment is perfect for the car I want (1995 Chevrolet Corvette ZR-1)
That dude building his stolen scooter outside the store he stole it from was almost as good as the guy that called the cops as a wanted criminal because his fries were cold
Legal Eagle did a video on Florida people. As it turns out, there’s not much that’s bad with Florida compared to other places: Florida just has very open public record laws so the most crazy stories are conveniently accessible there. Which is a good thing, despite the publicized. They’re not terrible, the rest of us are just lying to ourselves about ourselves.
yea I always find it funny. Because in Cali this place is a complete shithole but everything gets swept under the rug with no media attention. You see some wild stuff out here!
@keenarnia California isn’t a place you can generalize though. I’m in SoCal near the coast and it’s pretty tame. Drive an hour inland though and it’s nothing but neighborhoods that people in Watts would say look sketchy. California is as diverse as the United States itself on a smaller level.
The McDonald's I worked for had an employee at another store who stole boxes of uncooked McDonald's meat and sold the meat to another McDonald's owned by another company
"Florida man rants about Florida being increadible for 9 minutes"
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Charlie is the embodiment of a good hearted Florida man
@david [JohnnyYTwest?!More like PooPoonnyPooPooest] whada haeeeelll
I'm from Florida, but have lived in NC for most my life. The last time I went to Florida I saw a rather muscular man aggressively pumping weights by himself in a home depot parking lot listening to horrible techno music on blast AND NO ONE BATTED A SINGLE EYE. That's what I love about Florida, you can be as weird as you want and people just accept it as facts of life.
If they questioned they knew their life was over
The last time I was there visiting family I watched my cousin's drunk neighbor ride a sea turtle that always swam up the canal out front of their house.. and also there was a local news story about a serial butt grabber on the loose.
@@damiensebastianserial butt grabber lmaom😂😂
Is that supposed to be weird? LOL.
I'm moving to Florida
My favorite Florida man story was about a guy who educated his rival about the anatomy of a gun
I prefer the one who made a sword out of a fleshlight
That sounds about right. 🤣 🤣 🤣
i need the link or source of this story please I want to know more 😂🙏
@@punkitoroloco7301 it's charlie vs sneako drama "sneako is horrible".
When I lived in FL there was a well known homeless guy everyone called the dancing bum. He was this hippy looking old guy with long white hair and a cane who would hang out in Tampa at a specific stoplight. When the cars stopped he would dance his heart out with the cane back and forth in front of the cars. All the locals knew him. I don’t remember him asking for money or holding signs, he would just dance his heart out with no music. One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
being a police officer in florida has to be one of the most hilarious but yet dangerous jobs you can have
Great source for anyone with writing abilities
Being around a police officer in florida is also probably one of the most hilarious but dangerous scenarios you could be in too
Yeah, it's a real challenging job, but hey, they're in it for the beatings.
Nothing compared to nyc, where criminals immediately get released with no cash bail
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"Florida man charged with assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator through a Wendy's Drive-Thru window" Still my favourite on so far.
Also "Florida man bursts into Ex's delivery room, fights new boyfriend as she's giving birth" is a close second
A close second 🤣😂🤣
A comedian named Shane something raised the question...
Did he ROB a Wendy's with an alligator? Or did he rob a Wendy's WITH an alligator?!?😂😂😂😂
@@kalipw0210 I hope they integrated that gator
@@tupacalypse88 Snitches get... ummm...death rolled?v🤣🤣🤣
@@kalipw0210 🤣🤣 I like it
I'm a FL native, St.Petersburg specifically, went to Dallas this past weekend. This one uber driver said "people here talk about FL like it's paradise, it sounds like heaven." I started laughing hysterically. Good luck finding a job that pays just enough to cover your astronomical rent that is astronomically getting worse because people keep moving here because they hear its paradise.
Tbf, St Pete is better than most of Florida. But you’re right, the rent situation has drastically worsened in the last few years
The rent has nothing to do with Florida it's literally the entire housing market whether you're looking for a house or an apartment or whatever tf it's all gone up drastically nationwide
But Florida is legitimately a beautiful state if you ignore all the people and just look at the state itself it's incredibly beautiful there's a lot of nature here and we got a bunch of rivers and beaches and even swamps like the everglades (which is one of very few in the world) the state is full of life and adventure and you also have city life mixed in as well that's why Florida is such an attractive place for people to want to move then we have theme parks like yo Florida has a lot there's something here for everyone we even have legal DMT churches in Florida yes you can go a business that is legally allowed to sell you DMT while you stay there lol (fun fact: surprise surprise 3-4 people have overdoesed and died but that's cause they lied about having medical conditions or taking other medications etc.)
i'm so used to watching charlie on 2x speed that when i clicked on this video and it played at normal speed, it felt like he was on the most experimental sedatives the Russian Federation had to offer
Wtf
used to do this too
Dang. I could only watch 1.75x, never mind 2x.
Thought i was the only person in the world that watches videos on 2x speed
He reads off a script so it's going to be at a different cadence.
Florida deserves an award for its cultural impact on the world.
@@user-qs3gv5vf6l Florida was first
@@user-qs3gv5vf6l The only thing Ohio is known for is it’s train derailments.
ATTENTION EVERYONE DO NOT REPLY TO BOTS REPORT AND IGNORE.
Its true. The only person giving Florida man a run for his money is Florida woman.
i agree we do
It's worth noting that Florida's Sunshine Laws are what make this possible. All government records are available to the public and media immediately after they are recorded. This includes all local, county, and state hearings and arrest reports. This is unique to Florida and provides all these stories.
There is a story of a reporter from Ohio who moved to Florida for a new job. During his first week, he made a records request regarding an arrest that had recently happened. After that first single request, he would receive a daily email from the local police with every arrest report from the previous day...this went on for the remainder of his career in Florida.
Essentially did his job for him.
we should just get rid of the middle man and make a florida man article pumping machine
I wish all states had that, but are there any negative consequences of this?
@@spinningindaffodils maybe it could be argued that it could be used to bias a jury or something but idk I think it should all be public record.
@@spinningindaffodils Florida would not be unique anymore.
In Florida you have to assemble your getaway vehicle.
As a MilkMan, that one hits close. We should really start putting locks on our back doors at my company.
I’ll mention that to my boss.
Edit: $10 per Carton must be a mistake unless it was Heavy Cream, Egg Nog or something expensive.
Perhaps it was $10 per Crate, which holds four gallons or usually nine half gallons each.
Used to be a milk man at stop and shop (dairy)🤣🤣🤣. The milk was always the one thing that wouldn’t have any expired product when restocking. I feel like those guys were smart but at the same time how do u sell it quick like the supermarkets🤣🤣 reminds me of what the teamster unions were doing in the 70s
10 for four gallons makes a lot more sense for sure
@@Lkdhhabv i feel like they just store it in a large walk in fridge/warehouse and then just hand it out to ppl they "know" like instead of everyone in the "family" buying milk they just hook them all up and in the end it saves ppl money idk...
I really like to imagine that the guy that stole the electric scooter started putting it together in order to use it as a get away vehicle, but he grossly underestimated just how long it would take to construct it and decided to just stick it out.
NO. Dude just wanna assemble it asap, he's pumped to use his acquaired scooter like a kid getting a gift in Christmas Eve.
He was so pumped he's assembling it naked outside the mall so he's nice and cool and the cops didnt caught it on camera that he was actually wearing his BobTheBuilder glasses. Cops always have to ruin christmas for him, its quite sad really.
You’re 100 percent correct
i was at that target when he was assembling it and i was so confused as to what he was doing assembling it there
I actually know the guy who did it and he 100% is that type of person to do this stupid shit lol
The above two comments are true I was the scooter
The most hilarious part of the first one, is that after he completed the build process, he would need to charge the damn thing before he could ride it anywhere.
the batteries usually come with some charge actually
Lithium batteries are typically stored at 50% charge IE when you get a new phone its typically somewhere around that
He probably didn't read that far ahead of me instructions unless he was going to use their Outlet too.
Don't department stores charge a fee and they put things together for you? Surprised he didn't take advantage of that. It is Florida.
The fact that Charlie is from FL actually makes me have hope for humanity strangely enough
Was not born but raised and I have to say, living smack dab in the middle for more than half my life really makes me consider what opportunities the afterlife can bring
Florida Men take “where there’s a will there’s a way” to a whole other level
Indeed
Where there’s meth, there’s a way
i like that ill take that all day
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.0 Seriously don't read his name it's a video to a money making scheme, he is right!
Where there's a will (and enough drugs), there's a Florida
As a fellow Floridian, I love living in a constant PvE zone.
seems to be a lot of PvP too
How's the drop rate
Tampa? Lmao
@@BlacK40k low. Very low
phuqqqqqqqqq yeah brother
I was born and raised in FL and just moved to Georgia. I miss fl so much it's wild bro!! I miss the beach, the random mentally ill homeless people yelling at me I MISS IT ALL😭
I remember an internship I did where I stayed for some time with a host. Ine day the host had over a friend in their 60s and it was the friend’s bday. When asked how they celebrate, they said they’d dpend the morning meditating on the Akashic Diaries and then in the evening chill on their boat partying with a bunch of younger women. Then they left in a sportcar with a giant teddy bear buckled into the passenger seat. Place is wild.
That second has to be the most loyal and ambitious dad I've seen. Not only actually gets milk, $1M worth of milk.
Ur not funny
How fast to sell that milk before it expires
Not the cream of the crop.
@@thcbdude Let it expire, sell it as stinkbombs!
@@thcbdude turn it into cheese
This also explains Charlie's fear of flying, like a video game character who has only unlocked Florida so far
lol underatted comment and I fear the day he unlocks georgia
I used to feel that way about my block in Indiana. The day I unlocked "bicycle" and rode around the Kimball International parking lots was like a Jimmy Neutron style BRAIN BLAST
It always felt so distant, like background objects. It felt like a real life episode of Boundary Break, and I'm not exaggerating how crazy it was to be actually in this place I'd only ever seen over my fence for fifteen years.
@@notoriousectotherm yeah it took me a while to unlock bycicle too but doing all those side quests like mowing lawns and watching peoples pets was worth it, really though its a great fast-travel option
@@golden-not I actually prefer it for the open world mini game, never could figure out how to leave the party and go somewhere
As a Floridian, I can say with confidence that Florida is indeed a crazy place
As an floridian I 100% agree
The best crazy place
It's the sun it does that to people 😂
I currently live in Maine, and I’ve lived a whole lot of places. I do seasonal work in Florida and I have never witnessed such insanity as I have driving on 200, working in peoples homes in the highlands, and walking through downtown Sarasota. God bless Florida, and I mean that because they need the blessing down there. Be safe y’all and remember to drink water.
He was obviously just making sure it worked and didn't want to dirty their floors. What a good citizen.
I think if he actually kept his mouth closed for the entire police booking process, he could dodge this charge with maybe just a bit of substance abuse classes (I mean, assuming he was high at the time) like, nobody in the store tried to stop him, he didn't leave the premises technically
@@maxbracegirdle9990 True, that'd be an interesting case
@Arthur Morgan nah dawg, Florida is so stupid that they are screening every individual book that wants to be added to a library. They're wild enough for this to be a reality
@@AK-sx4zp are we really living in a world where it's "stupid" to keep porn out of elementary school libraries
@@teg3851ct I'm sure the kids would be more educated by that than anything else lmao
Ive lived in Florida for about 5 years, it is an amazing state not because of its education, safety, or whatever. it is incredible for it's wackyness and honestly it feels like a Yakuza game, everywhere you turn you'll get a side quest from a meth addict inside of a dumpster. truly one of the states of all time.
Until you pay those rent prices...
@@neoanimegirlCalifornia is far worse in that category
Please go back, it's way too full now.
During my time living in Florida I’ve learned every day can turn into a side quest and the main quest is staying alive. The people on their own aren’t especially dangerous but driving on 95, nature, the sun, plants, and water are testing your durability at all times.
@@Mason-1128 I don’t see how you motherfuckers deal with random dinosaurs 🐊 just chilling on your lawns and in portapottys
i work at a nursing home in florida and we haven’t had milk cartons due to a shortage. i chose to belive this is why 😌✋🏻
"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long (and you have burned so very, very brightly Roy)"
Fun fact: According to Legal Eagle, Florida doesn't necessarily have more crazy stories than other states, it's just that the information is more readily available due to differences in laws around handling of criminal activity.
It has more to do with transparency of government records, including criminal proceedings. It's honestly a pretty good thing, and Florida Man is just a goofy product of it. DeSantis wants to do away with the Sunshine Laws, though. So maybe the sunset is on the horizon for florida man.
So fun😃
Yep, the sunshine law passed a long time ago and made most legal information readily available to the public.
can attest, floridians going to Philly near temple would be scared shitless 🥲
it is kind of scary how much information you can get with something as simple as a phone number
I'm a FL native and nothing surprises me. FL is so packed with diverse communities you literally have every walk of nature here. I saw a guy other day while I was in my car driving he was coming towards me on a bicycle towing a male torso of a mannequin behind him. Only in Florida.
Sounds like Portland too tbh
absolutely wonderful
fl native...
so uh
what are your opinions on ableton?
I needed the cash, ok?
Its about the same in Georgia
stealing a scooter from target and assembling it outside target is like robbing a bank then going into that same bank the next day and try to deposit the money you stole
When I was a kid living in Florida, I watched a man throw a 4 prong pitchfork and hit a water moccasin that was chasing his wife from about 10 feet away. I think about it all the time because of how mind blown I was 😂
Wow impressive
@@NiigoMeeks The internet is so toxic idk of you mean that or are being sarcastic 😂
@@marlaqfromyearone6951 oh no I meant it
Marlaq…..that is a true Florida man!
bruh a moccasin is a kind of shoe
with those dudes getting arrested for stealing milk, it truly is possible that a kids father went out to get milk and never came back
I moved to West Palm Beach from Kentucky in 2012 and moved back in 2019 and there’s no place I would rather be on this earth than in Florida, as crazy as it may be
That company has 6 employees working at the same place with the same idea to make an intricate heist......
There's something so wholesome about the most recognizable Florida Man ranting about how awesome Florida is in a dry monotone.
There was a story in Sweden, like ten years ago, where some guys imported tons of garlic from China to Norway. They then drove over the border to Sweden to sell it off on the cheap. This was to circumvent some EU import tax. They eventually got caught by the border control because one of the officers thought that the truck "had a slightly garlicky smell"
Slightly garlicky
That is fascism. Digging through your vehicle because it smells like garlic. It's a BS reason to do it
@@probrickgamer tbh yeah
@probrickgamer It was a long time ago so it was probably some other contributing reason for the search, maybe one of the dogs matked the truck as suspicious? The part I remember the most is the guy on border patrol being interviewed mentioned that the truck smelled like garlic, and he thought it was weird
@@probrickgamer not if they're looking for it being crossed over the border lol. That's their job is to catch smugglers
Only Florida Man would pay $10 for a gallon of milk to another Florida Man
I heard that in a highschool, a student slammed a police officer to the ground while stopping a fight. That teenager deserves the title Florida boy.
I am from Jacksonville, FL and currently live there. Recently I was stuck behind some idiot at a traffic stop, who had 10 chances to go and wouldn't. I got annoyed and honked my horn. He turned around and he had a key board duster can in his hand and was huffing it. I politely backed up and went down another road.
This needs to be a regular thing on the channel. Those 10 mins went by so quick. I dont think I could get tired listening to tales of Florida Man.
The milk theft is ridiculous! There's already a severe milk carton shortage affecting the milk industry
Florida is like the DLC of a game right before it gets shut down and the developers don't care anymore
I think the best thing showing how insane Florida is is driving into Florida. There's an immediate shift as soon as you pass the sign saying you've entered the state of Florida, suddenly everyone accelerates by 40 mph and starts cutting each other off. It's insane.
Also the sun shines different as soon as you cross states
So the entire NE of America?
Not really seemed pretty tame when i pass through there. Although i only made to ocala. So not deep florida seemed pretty chill. Was told that there was a bunch of fuck shit happen all the time.
If you’re coming through Georgia to get to Florida, it’s in your best interest to wait to speed. Georgia has insane speeding laws that will fuck your driving record up.
@@fernandomorales4691 north florida is mostly chill, deeper u get, the weirder. I personally think it’s the heat 🤣 I definitely feel a little weirder after being in 90 degree weather 24/7
Florida is like a mythical world from a fantasy novel. We have the beaches with rich condos, rednecks in the northern lands and panhandle, a magical castle and fantasy land in Orlando, swamp lands in the Everglades, and retirement villages. Oh yeah, and a sex community in “The Villages”. On top of all of this, we have an ex-president who is indicted for multiple crimes living in a golf resort.
Florida man in his natural habitat doing his Florida thing.
I have to visit Florida annually due to my family living there. What surprises me still to this day is how I always witness about 3 people a day blatantly running red lights during the worst traffic on earth. Place is nuts
Coloradoan here and yeah driving in Florida is insane. Everyone drives like they don't give a shit if they live
I live in Louisville so I feel right at home lol
Most of those people are not from florida I can promise you that. Any time i see a license plate form the northeast it is frightening. They drive like they are the only ones on the road or that they are entitled to own the road. Or they are Haitians. There is a saying here. DWH driving while Haitian.
Lol sounds like Maryland. Driving around here after the sun goes down is a death sentence. People don’t even bother stopping at red lights in the city, they treat them like stop signs. One time I saw a guy driving a SUV crash into a bus stop (nobody was on it it was like midnight lol) he proceeded to get out and push the metal carcass of the bus stop off his truck and then backed up and drove off like nothing happened
@@mikepalmer2219 as a Pennsylvania driver i regret to inform you that i am mandated to drive at least 20 mp/h over the speed limit on highways and 15 over on residential or back roads. I am also mandated to tailgate you until you move instead of just passing. My condolences for your unawareness.
As an escaped Floridian, I enjoyed all of these stories as it keeps making me smile. Good to see a Florida man updating me on how the craziness are doing in my home state
How did you escape? isn't it illegal?
@@LuisSierra42 not illegal if there's no one to stop you
Be wary we always comeback
It’s almost impossible to live there lol
Come back home, we miss you
I was born and raised in Florida. Never realized how wild it was til I moved to Colorado 10 years ago.
Stealing mass quantities of super perishable items has been the go to crime for many heists lately
Ex-dairy grocery store worker here. There are four gallons of milk per ‘carton’ or the square plastic things that say do not steal on them. Still, $2.50 for a gallon of milk from a strange sounds like a long strange trip
So it's a good deal then if a gallon of milk is 4 dollars then getting 4 gallons for 10 dollars is a great deal.
Ty.
I was thinking the same, but still - who's going to buy sketchy milk from a random dude? Not me, That's for sure. 😂
@@TheGreatBambi wtf u need 4 gallons of milk for?
They’d probably be selling it to businesses eg: small stores or restaurants, not consumers. The guys selling it likely already do food deliveries and mix the stolen milk in with the rest of the goods being delivered. Also, this was happening since 2021, it wasn’t $1m worth of milk in one hit 😂
I like to imagine Florida Man being our real world equivalent to the Avatar. Every time a Florida Man does something weird and gets arrested, the Florida Spirit immediately finds its way into the body of the next Florida Man
it is why that guy turned into a npc after leaving target
Lol where was he during hurricane Andrew in 92 when we needed him most lol
@@MultiChrisjb just need a Tinkerbell ringing as the spirit leaves.. and the cops saying dangit as they realise Florida man just evacuated said vessel.
Building your own getaway vehicle
4 guys stole $18.7 million worth of maple syrup from producers in Quebec. We actually have a government sanctioned maple syrup cartel, too.
What Charlie and the rest of America may not understand about Florida is that the only reason you hear so many stories about Florida is simply because of the extreme transparency of Florida’s public records laws. Therefore, anything bad that happens in Florida, you can find right away and even sign up for updates for. With all the extreme details included in perfect clarity, all for the benefit of every Floridian’s right to know what’s going on in their community. Something the rest of America should look at as something to aspire to honestly.
Exactly. California is almost certainly worse.
What people only notice abt Florida men is that they're wacky. They don't realize that in reality... The crimes they commit are incredibly minor. You would never hear about those things in Cali.
You’re not wrong
As a Florida Man, I can confirm, most womb-to-tomb Floridians are aware of these laws. We just get surprised from time to time by the sheer absurdity of what our people do. Never go to Walmart at 3 a.m in Florida. Its an experience
Apart from rape and pedophilia.
That’s swept so far under the rug the rug got pregnant at 13
@@UnrealAxel27 never go to Walmart at 3am anywhere dude
I'm so used to Charlie's presence in my life I always have to be remembered he is one of those dangerous and unpredictable species called Florida Man, that's where his power is from
My theory is Florida man is just one guy who keeps getting away
This was before a guy tried to walk from Florida, across the Atlantic, to Europe... On a floating hamster wheel, for the third time.
The scooter guy was helping target. He was assembling the scooters for them free labor.
Charlie is the only thing keeping Florida from collapsing, his pure strength and courage is enough to keep *almost* everything in order
Florida is going to be wiped out sooner or later, it’s basically God’s testing ground for natural disasters…
order is not the word I would use to describe it hahah
@Patrick39 better at being fatherless
@Patrick39 better at being fatherless
Florida is gonna sink bro…
i’m from maine and i’d love to go to florida just to people-watch. no disney world, no orlando studios, none of that tourist shit - i’d just find a bench in a public area and sit for a while
Many thefts like that get distributed cheaply to small stores, but even still that's a ludicrous amount of inventory to try to pilfer.
Dude I bought a coloring book called “Florida Man” it’s hilarious. All true stories.
To be fair to Florida Man, when asked "Do you know why I'm arresting you?" the only right answer is "no" or silence.
First story reminded me of when I was in middle school and two guys stole two bikes from our schools bike rack in the middle of the day, and even better, in the middle of recess when there were students outside. One of my classmates got them on video and a teacher called the police. The police found them behind an abandoned store literally across the road doing bike tricks. Still think about them once in a blue moon.
moro
We were going to return them…
sounds like a "me and the boys" type story.
Bro was clearly borrowing it 🤦🏽♂️
I swear being a Florida man is both a blessing and a curse. South Florida is hot as hell but at the same time you see a lot of crazy shit and get a lot of good stories, and this is coming from a guy like me who lived in south Florida for over 15 years. 😂
Its either hot or you get drenched in rain.
@@Matrexdragon eh
@@thefuturelaws-_-6432 And really humid…
Facts brother I love Florida
Florida sucks! Nothing but alligators and mosquitos and iguanas everywhere you go.
Probably the main reason why the Florida man was assembling the razor electric scooter instead of getting away with it is because his get away driver left off during the Florida man’s 5-star cinematic movie robbery.
I live in Downtown Tampa…Saw this dude shaving his head while sitting in a shopping cart. Can’t really say if he was even homeless or not - the lines are blurred in FL
Can any Floridians agree that Charlie just has the type of comedy that we all are used to in our own homes because he’s a Floridian? Like the way he talks about topics is so relatable to growing up in Florida, the jokes, the similes, the stories, the fast food he orders. I was born and raised here and still living here as well, same age and it’s like he’s one of Florida kids we all grew up with!! Legend!
Florido , el fenotipo de Florida es floridiano o floridiana, a ver , que estás en un estado con nombre Español ya es hora de aprender el idioma
Native Floridian here 64 going strong. No better place to live.
@@pablopopodopaulos4931 🤓☝🏽
I'm a Floridian and I will say he's definitely funnier than the majority of Floridians out there.
@Hunter Party pooper. Don’t ruin the fun for the rest of us because you don’t find a certain joke funny!
As a former denizen of Florida myself, I saw quite a lot of interesting things during my short tenure in the state. I fondly remember going to Kmart off of the 441 in Hollywood and seeing a man arguing with someone because they didn't have a tee shirt he wanted in his size. I remember him flipping over an entire clothing rack in sheer anger, to my sheer amazement. I remember some lady at the nearby Burger King threatening to stab a cashier because her coupons were expired. There was also the story of the Shenandoah Rapist being persecuted and I think they were looking for him for weeks, I don't remember. This was back in 2006, all I remember was one of my teachers telling me to make sure my doors were locked at night.
Oh and there was this one time where this guy was running away from the cops and he ran right past my house. He was arrested four blocks from where I used to live. The guys next door to use tried stealing our Cockatiels and stole the whole neighborhood's Trash cans after Hurricane Wilma, I got into a fist fight with this one kid in middle school because he said he hated my spongebob shirt so he attacked me for no reason and some girls were arrested for indecent exposure down in Miami Beach because they thought playing volleyball with their titties out in the open was a good idea. That was the first time I saw a titty, the best memory of Florida I could have left with. Thaknfully I escaped that post apocalyptic wasteland but my aunts and uncles and cousins live there. One in Tampa, the other in Orlando and the third in Tallahassee, so I'm sure they have more stories than I do.
Oh speaking of Orlando, when I was leaving the state I stopped at the Orlando Airport and they have this shuttle service straight to Disney that comes every like two hours or so... and I remember this family of five waiting around and the father was verbally abusing several staff members because their shuttle hadn't arrived yet and he wanted like a refund or something? As if the airport handles that. If it's a Disney shuttle they needed to take that up with the park, but it made my layover that much more interesting. Some kid tried stealing my GBA SP but I had the wrist strap on so he fucked off to the bathroom. Oh and there was a man shitting his brains out in the airport bathroom and screaming bloody murder in there, it was so bad that everyone else left, but I had to stay because my uncle is handicapped and needed help. I tried not dying of laughter with every fart. I feel bad for that man and still feel for him to this day. Those are but a handful of my experiences in Florida. I won't even get into the story of the one guy who tried robbing one of those blood bank donation busses for some reason. Though that was hearsay, it did happen in that local kmart so it might've been true lol.
Bro I want to hear your stories what socials you got?
I'm speechless...
At this point I'm not even surprised that Florida has vampires
damn just reading this comment was an experience
I used to go to that same Kmart back in the day, doesn't surprise me in the slightest
I mean maybe he had a long walk and was like shit lemme take a piss in Walmart, walked passed the scooter on the way and thought, shit no more walking for me
Somebody's never been to Cali before. If Scooter Boy did that in San Fran, the mayor would give him a key to the city.
I'm actually shocked that he was even able to understand the directions enough to at least partially assemble that scooter
Floridians seem to be able to get everything right like normal people. Mechanics, driving cars, work whatever job, but they all have these weird perceptions about reality at the same time.
@@ryoga5000 I love this description
He was tweaking. A lot of people of who smoke meth love to do random projects like this while they’re up
Ha yeap.
@@ryoga5000 yup that's spot on lol
That opening Monologue about Florida and how much Charlie loves living here deserves the same panning shot as Hiccup's "This is Berk' line in How to train your Dragon
"Man Who Stole Scooter from target and proceeds to put it together in front of said store he stole from...
Flakka is a hell of a drug
Been needing a good "Florida is crazy" post from Charlie
Florida is the state to be the most ashamed of and the most proud of at the same time
I don't think anyone is proud of Florida, especially right now.
@@slook7094Florida rules
Makes sense tho, absolute nonsensical absurd chaos, and yet so many people not only survive, but thrive there. It goes against all logic, science and God, yet its right there, just keepin on
@@slook7094 Why would anyone not be proud of Florida? Its such an amazing state even Democrat politicians and talking heads vacation there over their own states.
@@XionAvalonArcadia Please dont play obesity game on channel
"Were going to be underwater in the next 20 years"
Fort Lauderdale: More like 20 minutes
My husband works at Stop & Shop in Connecticut. Store employees are not allowed to physically stop shoplifters. They are supposed to just let them go and call the police. Meaning most of the time, people leave and get away with it.
Charlie is the Dr. Strange of Florida. Keeping the rest of America safe by guarding Florida's antics as much as possible.
Can any Floridians agree that Charlie just has the type of comedy that we all are used because he's a Floridian? Like the way he talks about topics is so relatable to growing up in Florida, the jokes, the similes, the stories, the fast food he orders. Legend!
Yup 😂
Yeah LMAO
Yes, for the most part I agree haha.
I agree😊
Exactly. If you deliver such comedy so dryly in this area you get all the bitches. Of course charlie gets to do some editing to smooth it all out but right you are
For the milk when they said carton im sure they were probably actually referring to a case/crate and with the high price of milk right now they could easily move it through bodegas and such and make a pretty penny. Which is most likely what they were doing.
that’s the same target i go shopping at regularly, not much out of the ordinary here
just for clarification, the milk was not $10 for a normal "carton" you buy in the store, they were selling the big stacking cartons for $10. Those hold 4 gallons each.
I was thinking they misreported "carton" for "crate". A milkcrate full of cartons is definitely worth $10, plus, you get a free milkcrate.
Carton of Cartons.
@trollolol This is kinda my guess, as even in a show like shameless, a show that at times can depict living poor, it showcases a truck of meat being stolen and sold off to the poorer city neighborhood for dirt cheap as they would buy without questing it.
yes they do hold four gallon jugs, but they also hold nine half gallon jugs.
considering these products were most likely being sold to small convenience/corner stores, a half gallon makes more sense to steal and sell to them.
honestly unless you have a family of four people are not gonna be buying a whole gallon of milk. if you buy nine half gallons for ten bucks and sell them for three or four dollars a piece at your corner store, you can easily make your money back and take some home for yourself.
@trollolol Watch it turn out they stole about 250K worth of milk and the CEO had the investigators bump up the numbers to cover his skimming the remainder off the books. Yet another Florida Man moment.
I was born and raised in Florida as well. I lived across Tampa Bay in St.Pete. We always had a bit of the crazy, long before Florida Man was a thing. We usually blamed it on the humidity.
im from florida but moved a lot. and i live in texas now. both states are just wild.
He must have been thinking damn I'm on the wrong side of the country. The police would never have the audacity to arrest me In San Francisco. Poor soul
*Florida Man begins analyzing and learning from other Florida men’s mistakes, becomes Florida God.*
A lot of Charlie’s exaggerated expressions are starting to make sense now that I know he’s a Florida man
Edit - OMGG I literally just went to sleep and woke up to 175 likes… I’ve never had this many likes before. Thanks so much guys this is a dream come true!
No wonder he's such a hypocrite
@@gayjoebiden how's he a hypocrite?
@@GyrateMeHoe bro doesn’t know what the word hypocrite means
@@Mandate_of_HeavenNo, they just never gave an example of how he’s a hypocrite. You don’t know how to read.
dont mind me I'm just here for the show
I'd like to believe that there is a little Florida Man inside each of us.
Florida under water, hahaha! Florida from lake okeechobee south used to be under water before the land was drained and filled with dirt from the freshly dug canals that keep Florida high and dry. Young guys aren't old enough to remember the joke in the early days was "if you believe that I've got some swamp land in Florida I will sell you" kinda like the Brooklyn Bridge joke
For the milk theft story, it’s very possible that the stolen milk was then being advertised as unpasteurized. For some reason, there absolutely is a “black market” for raw milk since you can’t legally buy it from any store.
i didn’t know i needed to hear “Milk Mafia” today, but i’m glad i did.
Teaching new criminals how to get away with crimes, I love Floridians
I'm a little late on this, but I had a friend who caught a federal charge for this type of thing. Basically the way it works is, he would hijack or steal trucks full of product, usually baby formula, then there are black market distributors that work with hundreds of stores and buy only by the truck load and resell at a discounted price. The buyers are usually corner store owners who join associations specifically for this purpose. Whos gonna say no to the save exact product at 40 percent off normal price.
Charlie has blessed us with a documentary on his home country
Absolutely as usual
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Texas, California, and Florida the only places in the USA that exist like their own little countries running absolutely wild.
As a person who lives in Florida, I am truly amazed and interested in Charlie's POV and stories about the state.
I am Floridian too, and I honestly am conflicted on whether to stay in this state or not.
Same
@@KaraTheGirlie You shouldn’t.
@@maveryriley I shouldn't leave? Or shouldn't stay? My whole family is here and the environment is perfect for the car I want (1995 Chevrolet Corvette ZR-1)
@@KaraTheGirlie Shouldn’t stay.
That dude building his stolen scooter outside the store he stole it from was almost as good as the guy that called the cops as a wanted criminal because his fries were cold
Charlie covering Florida man needs to be an ongoing series.
It's a cornucopia of content.
Legal Eagle did a video on Florida people. As it turns out, there’s not much that’s bad with Florida compared to other places: Florida just has very open public record laws so the most crazy stories are conveniently accessible there. Which is a good thing, despite the publicized. They’re not terrible, the rest of us are just lying to ourselves about ourselves.
yea I always find it funny. Because in Cali this place is a complete shithole but everything gets swept under the rug with no media attention. You see some wild stuff out here!
@keenarnia California isn’t a place you can generalize though. I’m in SoCal near the coast and it’s pretty tame. Drive an hour inland though and it’s nothing but neighborhoods that people in Watts would say look sketchy. California is as diverse as the United States itself on a smaller level.
@@CorporalGrievous93 think that's the same around the world, generally the craziness goes up along with population density....
The McDonald's I worked for had an employee at another store who stole boxes of uncooked McDonald's meat and sold the meat to another McDonald's owned by another company