I think what makes this so perfect is how silent it is. Like there is no voice saying shit or music on the background, only a crab eating his food and the sound of a clock. Perfection.
This makes me terribly sad. This is a horrible enclosure, and this is a stupid food item for the crab, unlike anything he/she should be eating. Poor thing looks miserable, and it has a very difficult time getting this type of food into its mouth. It was a VERY depressing video. That is the exact opposite of perfection.
@anti-ethniccleansing465 oh stop being such a downer. Obviously he doesn't exclusively feed the crab onion rings, and you can only see one corner of the enclosure, how can you assume that it is bad?
Maybe if there was some interaction with the human, some proof that it's not living a miserable or even tortured existence, but instead it's just a cornered alien being handed weird things that aren't its' food in a habitat that's not it's natural environment.....in a thick silence but for a ticking clock. These viewers not giving one sh++ deserve downvotes too. If the relationship between "pet" and owner is of no benefit to the animal then downvote it is.
@@alienmagi I was referring to the way people bite into burgers and pizza and other foods like those. I don't know about you, but I take bites out of onion rings, rather than tearing them apart into little pieces.
Just came here to see the comment "Just came here to see the comment "Just came here to see the comment "Just came here to see the comment "Sometimes when I'm eating alone I turn this on and pretend I'm eating with him"""""
I say! This onion dish is absolutely exquisite! Bring me some tea, would you? Somebody should edit this with something like a top hat and monocle for the crab and maybe something like captions of some 18th century gentleman trying onion rings for the first time.
Crabs are definitely known for their gentlemanly-disposition when eating onion rings. French fries ? ... not so much. Anyways. Repent and be properly water-baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins per Acts 2: v38
And everything that thing got moves like an industrial robot. "errrrrrrk... _kih!_ .... eeeyaaaoo... vwooop... chuhk chuhk chuhk... chuhk...iiiiik...zzzzooop..."
@@surprisedlobsta8543 The eyes freak me out too. The way they have a little pocket right next to them that the eyeballs fight nice and snuggly into 🤢🤮 i love all animals tho he might be ugly but he still cute
The clock ticking in the background just makes it impossible to ignore the fact that you are letting precious, unrecoverable seconds of your life go by watching a crab eat an onion ring. Best seconds of my live ever
He did aggressively rip the onion ring out of the tweezers, but when you see opportunities, you grasp them, literally or physically. Grab the onion ring with your claw.
I wasn't wearing my glasses since it's really hot weather and my nose sweat makes my glasses slide down and it's really frustrating, but I just had to put them back on to watch this. He's so cute 🥰🥺
Yeah i'm not surprise that atmosphere is strange because there a ticking clock at the background make it more... uhh how do i put it Death clock or something else
![Noisestorm - Crab Rave [Monstercat Release]](/img/n.gif)
6 year old me when my parents start fighting at the table:
very underrated comment
very unnecessary colon
as usual
@@TrianglePants keep 'em high and tight
hawhaw
@@TrianglePants Thank god you're here to stop them officer
Human: *Gives onion ring*
Crab: Your offering has accepted, mortal.
Makes no sense but aight
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ö bet
@@kencarson5051 Cause he don't know how to spell properly loolll
Been accepted
I think what makes this so perfect is how silent it is. Like there is no voice saying shit or music on the background, only a crab eating his food and the sound of a clock. Perfection.
Asmr videos can only hope to be this calming and serene
This makes me terribly sad. This is a horrible enclosure, and this is a stupid food item for the crab, unlike anything he/she should be eating. Poor thing looks miserable, and it has a very difficult time getting this type of food into its mouth. It was a VERY depressing video. That is the exact opposite of perfection.
@anti-ethniccleansing465 oh stop being such a downer. Obviously he doesn't exclusively feed the crab onion rings, and you can only see one corner of the enclosure, how can you assume that it is bad?
@@anti-ethniccleansing465you need therapy bro
@@bladeofveng
Coming from a pothead such as yourself, worry about you.
What wonderful table manners! Cleaning his eyeballs before he eats ❤
I like to lick my eyeballs before eating too
It's super cute!! 💖
Spoiler alert: That’s Eugene Krabs waiting menacingly in hunger for you to give him money
@@BadficwriterI like to lick my pair too, but why ur eyeballs?
Gotdamn bro you are a ogre so the world a favor and wear a burka covering pls
Everyone knows it's good hygiene to wash your eyeballs before every meal
I was thinking about that hahaha
😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
facts
I never eat a meal with unwashed eyeballs.
Yes the most crazie-i mean important hygiene
yeah, ok, he scratched his eyeball with his mouth, understandable
It weirded me out 😅😅
0:27 for people looking for a timestamp
@@Oiltuber thank you
@@Oiltuber mvp
Oh FFS all you people would lick your eyes if you could, don’t lie
It’s so goofy seeing the little guy scratch his eye with his own mouth, so cute
He’s so dexterous I love him the way he pulls the onion ring apart is amazing
It is amazing dexterity!
🦀
That crab is the most patient eater in the universe.
Seks
Hhaaahaha 😂😂
Crabs don't really do a whole lot of moving. If you've ever seen them irl, they mostly just chill there.
He’s enjoying his meal
Donut Boi you ever tried to catch a crab? theyre fast as fuck!!
Sometimes when I'm eating alone I turn this on and pretend I'm eating with him
ok once again weird but not a sin
Same!
Weird flex but ok
mukbang
Lol, I'm having some soup right now.
To think that some day all life on earth will evolve to be as adorable as him. Truly aspirational
REJECT MODERNITY
EMBRACE CARCINIZATION
In only a few billion more years, we'll all be crab!
the best 3 minutes and 6 seconds of my whole time of existing on this cruel, cruel world
The Crab's face is literally:
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@@NOBODY-jy6hv i like how this video was posted 5 years ago and we find us today on the comment section
Uploaded 3½ years ago.
The crab is probably still eating the onion ring today.
Bhahahaha I thought the same thing 🦀😳😂🤣😂🤣
Looks like the crab rave
He's doing his best to be fair
😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭
@@stevealigheri Yeah, he's only a little crab, now if that was my husband , whoosh, now you see it now you dont!🤣🤣🤣
The way it cleaned it's eyes, it's another level, pretty sophisticated for a little fellow.
Imagine it with a tiny lil tophat!
He's so polite grabbing tiny pieces off the ring and quietly eating them
i don’t understand the dislikes
*you clicked to see a crab eating an onion and you got a crab eating an onion ring*
Basically bots
Maybe if there was some interaction with the human, some proof that it's not living a miserable or even tortured existence, but instead it's just a cornered alien being handed weird things that aren't its' food in a habitat that's not it's natural environment.....in a thick silence but for a ticking clock. These viewers not giving one sh++ deserve downvotes too. If the relationship between "pet" and owner is of no benefit to the animal then downvote it is.
@@Thiggman-cs6wx what a shitty existence this crab has
@@rogersun6184 how is crabs eating onion rings abuse
@@Thiggman-cs6wx bruh crabs eat anything even human food dumb shit
Imagine how wired it would be if someone just gave you a giant onion ring and stared at you quietly whilst you ate it.
oil Toast I mean........ I would like that
@@itzruss8242 hahhaa
Hey man,it happens
Just like: 👁👄👁
Jesse Klaverkamp no like 👁🐽👁
A very elegant gentleman, he makes a great role model for the other crabs watching this.
I love his little cute beady eyes
Human: **gives crab onion ring**
Crab: This is some serious gourmet sh*t.
Lol
What age are you to think this is funny
@@kurtzcharlatan5368 and what age are you to go around criticise other people's jokes
Cum
IMJM06 cum
*Grabs the onion ring*
“Interesting. I shall taste.”
*Takes one bite*
“I will continue consuming this. Thank you human.”
"I will take care of this Onion ring as Gentlemanly as possible"
*Eats quietly and it's it in bits*
How fucking original, you asshole
Andrew12064 someone’s having a rough day.
@@AverageBass1627 Lol.
Lmao
What a nice gentlemen.
Taking small bites instead of choking it down like someone I know.
10/10 would eat with them again.
Lmao I wonder who
That thing actually has hands for lips. God's creativity is something, well, out of this world. Quite literally.
I don't really know why I expected him to bite into it like a human instead of eating it in little pieces.
Same
I feel that so hard i thought he was about to just start chomping it but he’s actually pretty chill ngl
Bruh, I thought that too
@@alienmagi I was referring to the way people bite into burgers and pizza and other foods like those. I don't know about you, but I take bites out of onion rings, rather than tearing them apart into little pieces.
i would also eat little pieces of onion ring half my size
Human: *hands over onion ring*
Crab: *"GIMME THAT SH!T."*
lol
*_"mMMMM THIS SOME GOURMET SHIT RIGHT HERE"_*
😭😭
😂😂😂😂
I can’t stop laughing...
Such a nice little fella to sit beside and eat my food,truly the best companion you can have in these trying times
2:43 he gets a big part
Who would dislike this, it’s a crab eating an onion ring, you got what you clicked on
They're probs annoyed that they didnt get an onion ring...
Ah, yea I would be annoyed I suppose
Because it wasn't 2
A Potato It is 2am now and I want to eat onion ring (>_
Bots obv no huaman can do that
Why was I expecting him to full on take a bite out of it
Same....same....
same bro
Same
CHOMP
Me too
Back in the day when golden content was produced on the daily
The ticking clock adds so much.
Fr
tick tock tf2 refrence
just came here to see the comment
"Sometimes when I'm eating alone I turn this on and pretend I'm eating with him"
just came here to see the comment
"Just came here to see the comment""Sometimes when i'm eating alone i turn this on and pretend i'm eating with him""
Just came...
and you don't do that?
fuckin weirdo...
Just came here to see the comment "Just came here to see the comment "Just came here to see the comment "Just came here to see the comment "Sometimes when I'm eating alone I turn this on and pretend I'm eating with him"""""
just
I love how he wiped the tears of joy before having his special meal
Timestamp?
0:16
@@Vixen_Rose64 Thank you
@@oscartobaroatmeal6734 np!!
Or its the onions making him cry
eats elegantly, very polite
Порой, когда я ем один, я включаю это видео, и представляю будто мы едим вместе.
о нет😭
брысь фейк
@@user-kj4rn7ug7r всё, ухожу 😰😰😰😰😰
мем в Вк увидел,пошел этот коммент искать😂
man: holds out onion ring with tweezers
Crab: *K I L L*
dude was ready for action
*Initiates Combat Mode*
lmao 🤣 he was ready!
I literally heard that up in my ears
Gimme the ring n****
Onion: *grab*
Eye: scratch
claws: Systems RDY
creb: _consoom_
lol
*englis*
amofei: zurnd
How do you do the slanted text?
sarcasm _ central _like this_
This crab has better eating manners than most people... So cute ❤️
this crab is a true inspectoer of food quality😊
Crabs always seem like they don’t know the controls to their own body
Absolutely correct.
Well more like they need to think about it first like they know how but it isn't automonus
Yeah
@Rayyan Tanwar Thats True. Everyone is bulying him because he is a New player.
"Left...left...left
Hey jeff where is the left button again?"
Human: here, have some food **gives onion ring**
Crab: **AGGRESSIVE SNATCH**
Literally me
Ye just give it to me or I'll start
Crab battle
crab: MY ONION RING NOT YOURS
@@skibididopyesdop me
Good vibes here. A crab, an onion ring, and a clock ticking softly. Oddly relaxing.
Crab: *breaks off small bits of the onion ring and nibbles*
Me: *bites directly into the onion ring*
Me and Crab: *eats onion ring*
Onion Ring: Onion Ring
🎉
_i like how politely he's eating that, what a gentleman._
I say! This onion dish is absolutely exquisite! Bring me some tea, would you?
Somebody should edit this with something like a top hat and monocle for the crab and maybe something like captions of some 18th century gentleman trying onion rings for the first time.
Along with some classical music in the background
Gentlecrab*
Crabs are definitely known for their gentlemanly-disposition when eating onion rings.
French fries ? ... not so much.
Anyways. Repent and be properly water-baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins per Acts 2: v38
Mudcrabs with top hat
it's crazy how many moving parts a crab's mouth has.
Looks like he has 4 tongues
I think they have like, six mandibles or somerhing from the looks. Crabs are cool.
@@Aodhan_Raith crabs are the best buddies
And everything that thing got moves like an industrial robot.
"errrrrrrk... _kih!_ .... eeeyaaaoo... vwooop... chuhk chuhk chuhk... chuhk...iiiiik...zzzzooop..."
you should see an x ray of a person talking
I'm watching this while eating onion rings, nice
He is more patient than my entire life
"got an itch in my eye, let me scratch my eye first"
eliluong it was washing its eye
...With its mouth-hands, no less.
+Pyagrl*16 MOUTH HANDS omg this shouldn't be so funny but I completely lost it
Pyagrl*16 late to the party but that's fucking hilarious lmao mouth hands
Pyagrl*16 I’m so late but I laughed so hard at this comment 😂😂
The Crab: *......soooo....you're just going to sit here and stare at me while I eat it?*
Smh ,they won't let my boy eat
Yes yes I am
Nah I'm eating too
699
Ahhh
and he eats it so formally... really gotta look up to this man😤
Sometimes I turn this on and pretend I am eating with him
the ticking of the clock makes this look like a horror movie and we're watching an eldritch abomination eat its prey
And the camera's quality aint helping
For real!
Dining room in Resident Evil
@@wetalkinb0utpractice " "RRRESIDENTT EEVILLL"...
Expectations creeply consumes it like a sea star
Reality aight one piece at a time
0:15 that crab scratched his eye with his mouth
EXACTLY! HAHA
That so cute haha
b9nny r4bbit no it washed it that's how crabs wash theyre eyes with out any water around
Sick
Those things in his mouth are smaller claws used for keeping the mouth closed and opening it for the bigger claws to 'shovel' food in.
A calm, precious soul enjoying the onion ring piece by piece
I just watch this video when I'm eating just to not feel lonely
if i would own a restaurant i would give him a whole seat for himself he seems very polite
A bit hungry by the way he gripped the onion but yea, very polite
@@palantonio8764 he’s doing his best and that’s all that matters. claws aren’t the best for eating giant onion rings
It’s a filthy creatute
@@doublea-aa2594 meany😡
@@doublea-aa2594
"Now, why you gotta be so rude"
-Not Bruno Mars
I love how he grips the ring so suddenly and angrily.
Wilde Kougan me too😂
Same bro lmaooooooooooooo
And then he chills when he realizes what it is.
he said “GIMME THAT”😭
seconds later:realizes its food ouuuu mmmm😋nom nom
tbh this thing is literally me inna nutshell
Firmly grasp it
Billions of years of technology and life gave us this beautiful result
sometimes when i’m eating alone i turn on this video and pretend i’m eating with him
His movements are so calculated and smooth that he looks like a little robot
✨More like an animatronic ✨
@@Angel_Of-Death CRAB BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
@Emily Garcia 😂
oh boy its the man behind the slauther also the crab has a litle purple on that litle boi
Crab badnick in sonic xd
My brain has never been more conflicted between "that's cute" and "get away from me". It's like a green stop sign.
It's the eyes and mouth, one part is cute the other horrifying
@@surprisedlobsta8543 The eyes freak me out too. The way they have a little pocket right next to them that the eyeballs fight nice and snuggly into 🤢🤮 i love all animals tho he might be ugly but he still cute
@@AnthonyDoesUA-cam really the eyes are the problem for you ? The eyes are the cute part for me
the mouth is creepy.
@@GiRR007 just looks like a regular bug mouth to me
Crabs have evolved multiple times. They are a good example of a successful attempt at life.
This was uploaded eight years ago, and the onion ring probably still hasn’t been fully consumed yet
2022: Amelia Air-heart x Coconut Crab Jokes
Back in the 2000’s: Crab Videos Eating Food Politely
tick..tick..tick..tick..tick..tick..tick..
tok
@@no-vb2oe i hate you 😂😂😂
Reminds me of the dining room at the start of Resident Evil
Mass Destruction 😂😂
@@Tubeite What a mansion! Is this Chris's blood?
0:08 "Let go of the onion ring and no one gets hurt."
man you nailed it! ahhaha
xD
i aint cracked up at a comment like that in a min lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Release the ring, mortal"
My life is a reflection of the sound of that clock 🐸
At that pace it's going to take it 10 business days and the clock is ticking
Look at his eyes while he's eating the onion ring.
He's beyond thrill.
Nah fam it's like looking into the eyes of a serial killer he looks sad but content at the same time
He's staring em down real serious.
Idk where his eyes are lol
Exactly it looks like dreaming in space while eating
I wonder what planet his people come from? It's ashame how we treat intergalactic visitors.
The clock ticking in the background just makes it impossible to ignore the fact that you are letting precious, unrecoverable seconds of your life go by watching a crab eat an onion ring.
Best seconds of my live ever
At least we're wasting our time together
Lol
I’m dead 💀
Life*
I''m ok with that
Once he understood the task, he fulfilled his destiny.
Sometimes when i am eating alone in the dark, i play this video to reduce my loneliness
The next generation will sure be askin' how we entertained ourselves
Why are you disappointed at me, and not with me?
"Too well."
*Hey kid, wanna see a crab eat an onion?*
Anything can do during the quarantine
Ah I see, another with this profile pic
What a distinguished gentleman.
I agree
He did aggressively rip the onion ring out of the tweezers, but when you see opportunities, you grasp them, literally or physically. Grab the onion ring with your claw.
Even wiped his eyes off before engaging. How refined
gent
The Elijah Mikaelson of crabs. Lol
For a crab, he got so much manners of eating and I respect that.
the ultimate lifeform has accepted your offering
*Pet crab eating onion ring*
2.6M people: Interesting...
I Date Only Feminists! What are you talking about?! This is quality Content that is worth watching for 3 minutes.
Clairvoyante coronavirus?
Actually it’s “pet crab eating onion ring”
*stupid fucking template that makes no sense*
youtube dot com: peak comedy
Haha funny reddit moment
I love how he is staring right at our souls while eating the onion ring
Nox et Lux - first the onion ring, then you...
Nykko V 😂
He looks at his dinner
Tace with Gun u know that’s not a serious comment right ?
@@hypercalmeqc7863 HE LOOKS AT HIS DINNER (u)
I wasn't wearing my glasses since it's really hot weather and my nose sweat makes my glasses slide down and it's really frustrating, but I just had to put them back on to watch this. He's so cute 🥰🥺
I like how he takes his time so he doesn’t accidentally choke
Wow, you really spoil your crab.
The crab life
FunerealObsession Not really, crabs can eat pretty much anything.
Rody And Jams
Oh I know but this fellow is getting a-grade cuisine for a crab.
FunerealObsession
of course hes a polite crab
Artsy Scrub k
I like how he *aggressively* takes the ring lol
Human: Onion ring, sir?
Crab: Oh yes, why thank you! *CRONCH*
He maybe thought the owner was taking it away
MINE
0:09
“I THINK I’ll be taking that now”
youtube recommendations are finally working properly
He's standing there...menacingly.
Crab: (munches on some onion rings)
Everyone: *you're doing great honey*
xD
Aawwwww
When the crab went “😶”, *I felt that*
Berlin dang man that’s deep I feel you 😔👊🏼
mfw I’m a crab: 🦀
U mean● ●
[ ]
[______]
Damn...I feel you my nigga 😞👊
@@mmmmscrumptious433 U dont hav n word pass me reprotign u!1!1!!1!1!!!
The clock sound is so relaxing to me combined with this gentleman eating 😺
The clock ticking adds up to the tension
I'm here just for the guy who pretends to eat with him😂
Same!😂
same
Same
Same
MagisterFili22 same
POV your having a date with a VERY sophisticated and kind ocean dwelling gentlemen
Sexy.
Very sexy
Jotaro
Crab:-sitting on the table-
Waiter:-hands them the menu- Feel free to take your time
Crab:-stays still before suddenly gripping the menus-
Waiter: ._.
I like this pov
*Most intense speedrun of eating a onion ring ever. That clock really was pressuring him.*
He’s so cute I absolutely adore how politely he eats he’s so cute=]
"This will do for now, human. Now excuse me."
Pumpkin can you plz subscribe to me
@@coryanab6929 lol no
@@coryanab6929 Stop spamming this on multiple comments to beg for subs, you entitled dolt.
*Proceeds to agressivley grab onion ring*
@@edobul5846 cronch
Owner: *offers onion ring
Crab: AGGRESSIVE GRABBING
Edit: Holy crap, that’s my second (third?) most liked comment! Thanks!
You mean “Crabbing”!
My jokes are frightening
@@deadlygoose8359 😔
Mans like EDP445
@@deadlygoose8359 lol
This is the best date I’ve ever been on
It feels like the crab doesn’t want to admit it tastes good
Strange atmosphere✔
Weird action✔
Ominously quiet✔
Kinda cute✔
Yep, this is blursed.
Yeah i'm not surprise that atmosphere is strange because there a ticking clock at the background make it more... uhh how do i put it
Death clock or something else
@@ninizeldav7174 well that was just uncalled for
It really was
@@ninizeldav7174 bruh nobody did anything wrong you need to chill
Dont forget the clock ticking down to remind you, that you have home work still due and life is short.
I can't decide what's weirder.
A pet crab eating an onion ring.
Or having a *pet crab*
I was thinking the same thing as i was watching this video. Who the f@#% has a pet crab, lol!
Yeah. Let the poor guy go...
@@lsr0netheone9 I had a pet crab before 12 years ago
Crabs are cool
@Deathcoldan Don't forget about dogs too! Shit, pissing and tearing your stuff up! I don't know how people keep those things in there house.
This is how Mr. Krabs joined the fast food industry
It's like watching a machine or a robot work. I wonder about its thought process.