The clock ticking in the background just makes it impossible to ignore the fact that you are letting precious, unrecoverable seconds of your life go by watching a crab eat an onion ring. Best seconds of my live ever
Maybe if there was some interaction with the human, some proof that it's not living a miserable or even tortured existence, but instead it's just a cornered alien being handed weird things that aren't its' food in a habitat that's not it's natural environment.....in a thick silence but for a ticking clock. These viewers not giving one sh++ deserve downvotes too. If the relationship between "pet" and owner is of no benefit to the animal then downvote it is.
And everything that thing got moves like an industrial robot. "errrrrrrk... _kih!_ .... eeeyaaaoo... vwooop... chuhk chuhk chuhk... chuhk...iiiiik...zzzzooop..."
@@anayachand4823 It is, most crustaceans do this because although many have rather large claws they have small rigid mouths, so they can only eat small food pieces
@@alienmagi I was referring to the way people bite into burgers and pizza and other foods like those. I don't know about you, but I take bites out of onion rings, rather than tearing them apart into little pieces.
I say! This onion dish is absolutely exquisite! Bring me some tea, would you? Somebody should edit this with something like a top hat and monocle for the crab and maybe something like captions of some 18th century gentleman trying onion rings for the first time.
Crabs are definitely known for their gentlemanly-disposition when eating onion rings. French fries ? ... not so much. Anyways. Repent and be properly water-baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins per Acts 2: v38
@@shawnkay5462 Dont say that or we might find the crab has committed suicide by hanging himself and then shooting himself in the back of the head 3 times.
@@surprisedlobsta8543 The eyes freak me out too. The way they have a little pocket right next to them that the eyeballs fight nice and snuggly into 🤢🤮 i love all animals tho he might be ugly but he still cute
I love how confused the crab is in these videos when it's offered a new piece of food xD It just tends to sit there for a minute figuring out what the hell it's been given.
He did aggressively rip the onion ring out of the tweezers, but when you see opportunities, you grasp them, literally or physically. Grab the onion ring with your claw.
Just came here to see the comment "Just came here to see the comment "Just came here to see the comment "Just came here to see the comment "Sometimes when I'm eating alone I turn this on and pretend I'm eating with him"""""
I think what makes this so perfect is how silent it is. Like there is no voice saying shit or music on the background, only a crab eating his food and the sound of a clock. Perfection.
This makes me terribly sad. This is a horrible enclosure, and this is a stupid food item for the crab, unlike anything he/she should be eating. Poor thing looks miserable, and it has a very difficult time getting this type of food into its mouth. It was a VERY depressing video. That is the exact opposite of perfection.
@anti-ethniccleansing465 oh stop being such a downer. Obviously he doesn't exclusively feed the crab onion rings, and you can only see one corner of the enclosure, how can you assume that it is bad?
Nightcore Hearts what happens depends on which pincer it uses to grab your finger and the size of the pincer. It it uses the small pincer to grab your finger expect a cut and quite a lot of pain at least since that pincer is for cutting and holding, the bigger that pincer the higher the pressure, also you’ll have to get creative for the crab to release your finger because it won’t let go until it gets tired. If you get gabbed by the big pincer what happens depends on the size of the pincer, the sex of the crab and at which point it grabs you. This is a female crab so no matter where the pincer grabs you it’ll cause puncture pain as the pincers on female crabs are more compact if the pincer is strong enough it’ll puncture your skin, it’s still big pain. If it’s a male crab and it has a very big pincer then you may get lucky and the pincer may close without grabbing your finger. Some of the big pincers have enough space between the “jaws” to fit a finger inside when closed. But if you aren’t that lucky and it grabs you at the tips of the pincer or anywhere where your finger doesn’t have enough space to escape then you’re in for some BIG pain. Some crabs will hold the pressure for a while but other will let go faster. TL:DR it’ll be VERY painful and you’ll be in for a long ride.
@@nicholasbrown9841 I feel as if I have to tell you this, it just doesn't seem like coincidence but fate, I just had diarrhea that was like warm but it felt foamy
I like how crabs have hands to pick up food with, but they use those hands to give food to smaller hands on their mouth, which give it to another set of hands inside...
@@hughmongusfeline3452 well it's a good thing I don't live anywhere where tiger burgers are hot on the market because I'm not used to eating predator meat. I'd rather eat crustaceans that Maryland thrives off of every year.
It's impressive seeing how careful he is while he's eating the onion ring in spite of his huge, clunky claws. The way he places the pieces in his mouth is so human-like.
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Sometimes when I'm eating alone I turn this on and pretend I'm eating with him
ok once again weird but not a sin
Same!
Weird flex but ok
mukbang
Lol, I'm having some soup right now.
That crab is the most patient eater in the universe.
Seks
Hhaaahaha 😂😂
Crabs don't really do a whole lot of moving. If you've ever seen them irl, they mostly just chill there.
He’s enjoying his meal
Donut Boi you ever tried to catch a crab? theyre fast as fuck!!
I love how he grips the ring so suddenly and angrily.
Wilde Kougan me too😂
Same bro lmaooooooooooooo
And then he chills when he realizes what it is.
he said “GIMME THAT”😭
seconds later:realizes its food ouuuu mmmm😋nom nom
tbh this thing is literally me inna nutshell
Firmly grasp it
It’s so goofy seeing the little guy scratch his eye with his own mouth, so cute
Yea I know man right!!!
The onion ring eating is fun, but you’re correct - that eyestalk itch is the best part of this footage.
When?
@@ADSadachbia0:15 and 0:26 is when the crab scratches its eyes
@@JaneRosa-ll1yo
I was too scared to notice it thanks
The Crab: *......soooo....you're just going to sit here and stare at me while I eat it?*
Smh ,they won't let my boy eat
Yes yes I am
Nah I'm eating too
699
Ahhh
if i would own a restaurant i would give him a whole seat for himself he seems very polite
A bit hungry by the way he gripped the onion but yea, very polite
@@palantonio8764 he’s doing his best and that’s all that matters. claws aren’t the best for eating giant onion rings
It’s a filthy creatute
@@doublea-aa2594 meany😡
@@doublea-aa2594
"Now, why you gotta be so rude"
-Not Bruno Mars
His movements are so calculated and smooth that he looks like a little robot
✨More like an animatronic ✨
@@Madame_V_Locklear CRAB BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
@Emily Garcia 😂
oh boy its the man behind the slauther also the crab has a litle purple on that litle boi
Crab badnick in sonic xd
the best 3 minutes and 6 seconds of my whole time of existing on this cruel, cruel world
Wait untill you see him eating a potato chip, ah what a cute little fella! 🤗💖✨
Click the replay button, make it double
Blud your profile is skibidi toilet wtf do you mean
Me too
You come when he change his pfp@@Rxfi_.0
Everyone knows it's good hygiene to wash your eyeballs before every meal
I was thinking about that hahaha
😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
facts
I never eat a meal with unwashed eyeballs.
Yes the most crazie-i mean important hygiene
Imagine how wired it would be if someone just gave you a giant onion ring and stared at you quietly whilst you ate it.
oil Toast I mean........ I would like that
@@KappaaXA hahhaa
Hey man,it happens
Just like: 👁👄👁
Jesse Klaverkamp no like 👁🐽👁
Uploaded 3½ years ago.
The crab is probably still eating the onion ring today.
Bhahahaha I thought the same thing 🦀😳😂🤣😂🤣
Looks like the crab rave
He's doing his best to be fair
😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭
@@stevealigheri Yeah, he's only a little crab, now if that was my husband , whoosh, now you see it now you dont!🤣🤣🤣
The ticking clock in the background really jabs in how long I spent watching this
Same here, lol. Memento Mori, my friend
6 year old me when my parents start fighting at the table:
very underrated comment
very unnecessary colon
as usual
@@TrianglePants keep 'em high and tight
hawhaw
@@TrianglePants Thank god you're here to stop them officer
The clock ticking in the background just makes it impossible to ignore the fact that you are letting precious, unrecoverable seconds of your life go by watching a crab eat an onion ring.
Best seconds of my live ever
At least we're wasting our time together
Lol
I’m dead 💀
Life*
I''m ok with that
I love how he is staring right at our souls while eating the onion ring
Nox et Lux - first the onion ring, then you...
Nykko V 😂
He looks at his dinner
Tace with Gun u know that’s not a serious comment right ?
@@hypercalmeqc7863 HE LOOKS AT HIS DINNER (u)
Its hard to be sad in this corrupted world when this bro can eat his onion ring
Heh... I wanted to kms but this crap helped me move on.
This crab helped me out better than any therapist the world can provide.
@@yukieris don't do suicide, that shit kills you
@@iliketurtles89-c6v Really? Glad you told me or else I would have killed myself!
@@yukieris no welcome 😎👍
Human: here, have some food **gives onion ring**
Crab: **AGGRESSIVE SNATCH**
Literally me
Ye just give it to me or I'll start
Crab battle
crab: MY ONION RING NOT YOURS
@@skibididopyesdop me
the ticking of the clock makes this look like a horror movie and we're watching an eldritch abomination eat its prey
And the camera's quality aint helping
For real!
Dining room in Resident Evil
@@wetalkinb0utpractice " "RRRESIDENTT EEVILLL"...
Expectations creeply consumes it like a sea star
Reality aight one piece at a time
i don’t understand the dislikes
*you clicked to see a crab eating an onion and you got a crab eating an onion ring*
Basically bots
Maybe if there was some interaction with the human, some proof that it's not living a miserable or even tortured existence, but instead it's just a cornered alien being handed weird things that aren't its' food in a habitat that's not it's natural environment.....in a thick silence but for a ticking clock. These viewers not giving one sh++ deserve downvotes too. If the relationship between "pet" and owner is of no benefit to the animal then downvote it is.
@@Thiggman-cs6wx what a shitty existence this crab has
@@rogersun6184 how is crabs eating onion rings abuse
@@Thiggman-cs6wx bruh crabs eat anything even human food dumb shit
I came here cause of a meme I saw involving being lonely and eating with this crab. Glad to see it is in fact a real video.
Haha same lol
I came for the exact same reason
Same
Sams
Sans
I love how he wiped the tears of joy before having his special meal
Timestamp?
0:16
@@Vixen_Rose64 Thank you
@@Oat_meal_YT np!!
Or its the onions making him cry
Who would dislike this, it’s a crab eating an onion ring, you got what you clicked on
They're probs annoyed that they didnt get an onion ring...
Ah, yea I would be annoyed I suppose
Because it wasn't 2
A Potato It is 2am now and I want to eat onion ring (>_
Bots obv no huaman can do that
I like how he *aggressively* takes the ring lol
Human: Onion ring, sir?
Crab: Oh yes, why thank you! *CRONCH*
He maybe thought the owner was taking it away
MINE
0:09
“I THINK I’ll be taking that now”
i ate noodles with him, hes polite, he doesnt make alot of noise while chewing.
Great guy to eat with, i would eat with him again.
10/10.
it's crazy how many moving parts a crab's mouth has.
Looks like he has 4 tongues
I think they have like, six mandibles or somerhing from the looks. Crabs are cool.
@@Aodhan_Raith crabs are the best buddies
And everything that thing got moves like an industrial robot.
"errrrrrrk... _kih!_ .... eeeyaaaoo... vwooop... chuhk chuhk chuhk... chuhk...iiiiik...zzzzooop..."
you should see an x ray of a person talking
Human: **gives crab onion ring**
Crab: This is some serious gourmet sh*t.
Lol
What age are you to think this is funny
@@kurtzcharlatan5368 and what age are you to go around criticise other people's jokes
Cum
IMJM06 cum
There's just something adorable about the crab taking such tiny bites.
finally someone talks about it
@Jonas. 90
My dick
@@T2G-DJT How big?
He's fancy
@@gloomo5974
One.
One Yard.
To think that some day all life on earth will evolve to be as adorable as him. Truly aspirational
REJECT MODERNITY
EMBRACE CARCINIZATION
In only a few billion more years, we'll all be crab!
i hope this is a meme, because that doesnt make sense and does make sense but does and shit shit fuck
Carcinisation only happens to crustaceans I think
then humans must crustaceanise
Look at his eyes while he's eating the onion ring.
He's beyond thrill.
Nah fam it's like looking into the eyes of a serial killer he looks sad but content at the same time
He's staring em down real serious.
Idk where his eyes are lol
Exactly it looks like dreaming in space while eating
I wonder what planet his people come from? It's ashame how we treat intergalactic visitors.
Crabs always seem like they don’t know the controls to their own body
Absolutely correct.
Well more like they need to think about it first like they know how but it isn't automonus
Yeah
@Rayyan Tanwar Thats True. Everyone is bulying him because he is a New player.
"Left...left...left
Hey jeff where is the left button again?"
Why was I expecting him to full on take a bite out of it
Same....same....
same bro
Same
CHOMP
Me too
This crab has better eating manners than most people... So cute ❤️
I like how he takes the onion ring, goes to a corner, sits down THEN starts eating XD
Thats how it is wen u ina Box..
He just wanna be comfy
Tactical maneuver
Crab: I'll take a corner booth, if you have one.
Just like we all would
Onion: *grab*
Eye: scratch
claws: Systems RDY
creb: _consoom_
lol
*englis*
amofei: zurnd
How do you do the slanted text?
sarcasm _ central _like this_
yeah, ok, he scratched his eyeball with his mouth, understandable
It weirded me out 😅😅
0:27 for people looking for a timestamp
@@Oiltuber thank you
@@Oiltuber mvp
Oh FFS all you people would lick your eyes if you could, don’t lie
Came here just to see “When I’m eating alone i turn this on and pretend I’m eating with him”
Me too
X2
Same
same here
The next generation will sure be askin' how we entertained ourselves
Why are you disappointed at me, and not with me?
"Too well."
*Hey kid, wanna see a crab eat an onion?*
Anything can do during the quarantine
Ah I see, another with this profile pic
You'd expect a creature with those huge claws to tear apart that onion ring but it eats it little by little 🥺
I think that's normal because I've seen many crabs do that
(I'm not an expert dont attack me please)
@@anayachand4823 *T-poses*
@@anayachand4823 It is, most crustaceans do this because although many have rather large claws they have small rigid mouths, so they can only eat small food pieces
@@sqeakyloaf9332 Thanks for the explanation!
@@anayachand4823 your welcome, I actually think the way they eat is adorable, I could watch it for hours
The way he gripped it, he wanted to make sure we all knew that was HIS onion ring.
Hes stupid and rude, thats why God made it a crab this life
@@躺平专家 what
@@FirstNameLastName-il8ev crab
@Jom that wouldnt be too bad considering how shitty human world is, most people are suffering anyway whether they realize it or not
@Jom you dont decide anything
Sometimes when im eating alone i turn this on and pertend im eating with him. joojoobii you are not alone.
You are not in the video ☠️💀
He turns it on so he does not feel lonely while eating dumbass💀🙏
Yeah i saw that meme too
It’s ok
I don't really know why I expected him to bite into it like a human instead of eating it in little pieces.
Same
I feel that so hard i thought he was about to just start chomping it but he’s actually pretty chill ngl
Bruh, I thought that too
@@alienmagi I was referring to the way people bite into burgers and pizza and other foods like those. I don't know about you, but I take bites out of onion rings, rather than tearing them apart into little pieces.
i would also eat little pieces of onion ring half my size
_i like how politely he's eating that, what a gentleman._
I say! This onion dish is absolutely exquisite! Bring me some tea, would you?
Somebody should edit this with something like a top hat and monocle for the crab and maybe something like captions of some 18th century gentleman trying onion rings for the first time.
Along with some classical music in the background
Gentlecrab*
Crabs are definitely known for their gentlemanly-disposition when eating onion rings.
French fries ? ... not so much.
Anyways. Repent and be properly water-baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins per Acts 2: v38
Mudcrabs with top hat
Came here for "Sometime when I'm eating alone I turn this on and pretend I'm eating with him" guy.
Where his comment
I came to see all the people commenting it trying to steal it 😂
tick..tick..tick..tick..tick..tick..tick..
tok
@@no-vb2oe i hate you 😂😂😂
Reminds me of the dining room at the start of Resident Evil
Mass Destruction 😂😂
@@Tubeite What a mansion! Is this Chris's blood?
POV your having a date with a VERY sophisticated and kind ocean dwelling gentlemen
Sexy.
Very sexy
Jotaro
Crab:-sitting on the table-
Waiter:-hands them the menu- Feel free to take your time
Crab:-stays still before suddenly gripping the menus-
Waiter: ._.
I like this pov
"ⁱˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵉ?" - Pet crab probably
Yes
The Crab's face is literally:
0 ______ 0
V o_o V
>- 0|-_______-|0 -
More like
0 0
()()
Well some one noticed that quick
@@NOBODY-jy6hv i like how this video was posted 5 years ago and we find us today on the comment section
This is what was needed after all that raving on the island with his friends
This is a crab's version of having a kebab after a wild night of partying. Fair play to the little fella.
Crab was on Epstein’s island for sure.
@@iSnipeJoe Dude, don’t ruin the joke
Best comment here
@@shawnkay5462 Dont say that or we might find the crab has committed suicide by hanging himself and then shooting himself in the back of the head 3 times.
My brain has never been more conflicted between "that's cute" and "get away from me". It's like a green stop sign.
It's the eyes and mouth, one part is cute the other horrifying
@@surprisedlobsta8543 The eyes freak me out too. The way they have a little pocket right next to them that the eyeballs fight nice and snuggly into 🤢🤮 i love all animals tho he might be ugly but he still cute
@@AnthonyDoesUA-cam really the eyes are the problem for you ? The eyes are the cute part for me
the mouth is creepy.
@@GiRR007 just looks like a regular bug mouth to me
Crabs have evolved multiple times. They are a good example of a successful attempt at life.
He's such a friendly and respectable young man.
The sound of that clock in the background makes me feel like the crab is trying to hypnotize me with its weird doll eyes.
Rat-Baby 42069 : yes hes saying bring me more onion rings
It's good to know that Mr. Krabs checks the quality of his products.
Underrated
😂😂😂
Aw
There's onions rings in the crusty krab now ?! Damn no one told me I got to taste it !!
@@lumizu2091 yeah, they’re called “kelp rings”
It's good business
I love how confused the crab is in these videos when it's offered a new piece of food xD It just tends to sit there for a minute figuring out what the hell it's been given.
I just came here to see that one lonely guy
Fr
Crab: (munches on some onion rings)
Everyone: *you're doing great honey*
xD
Aawwwww
0:08 "Let go of the onion ring and no one gets hurt."
man you nailed it! ahhaha
xD
i aint cracked up at a comment like that in a min lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Release the ring, mortal"
What a distinguished gentleman.
I agree
He did aggressively rip the onion ring out of the tweezers, but when you see opportunities, you grasp them, literally or physically. Grab the onion ring with your claw.
Even wiped his eyes off before engaging. How refined
gent
The Elijah Mikaelson of crabs. Lol
We’re all here to see the legendary comment. Or a crab🤷♂️
I’m here for the legendary comment
@@Aashiq414 thought so
@@Aashiq414same the comment "Sometimes when I'm eating alone I always turn this on and pretending eating with him"
Where the world is it!?
@@Candybag-0 you will find it
0:08 when someone tries to jokingly take back what they're handing me
(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) relatable!
"Do you challenge me !!"
꧁the fish fam꧂ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 😆 I know right!
Hahahaahha
Lol that’s sooo me 😂
*Grabs the onion ring*
“Interesting. I shall taste.”
*Takes one bite*
“I will continue consuming this. Thank you human.”
"I will take care of this Onion ring as Gentlemanly as possible"
*Eats quietly and it's it in bits*
How fucking original, you asshole
Andrew12064 someone’s having a rough day.
@@AverageBass1627 Lol.
Lmao
just came here to see the comment
"Sometimes when I'm eating alone I turn this on and pretend I'm eating with him"
just came here to see the comment
"Just came here to see the comment""Sometimes when i'm eating alone i turn this on and pretend i'm eating with him""
Just came...
and you don't do that?
fuckin weirdo...
Just came here to see the comment "Just came here to see the comment "Just came here to see the comment "Just came here to see the comment "Sometimes when I'm eating alone I turn this on and pretend I'm eating with him"""""
just
Sometimes I love pretending this crab is my friend but virtual one and I love eating with him when alone! He has been my friend for years
TikTok has been getting to u
This crab definitely has better manners than the 2 ducks annihilating a bowl of peas.
Don't shame ducks
@@duck508 Ducks are sick fucks.
Yes.
@@logicphile6207
You are racist!
Logicphile ducks are chonky and cute
So that's how crabs eat. Looks like they have proper table manners.
Yo I just put my face in the plate and finish any soup in seconds
They look like they’re babies being fed baby bites lmao
Mad Lad lmaooo
My dad eats like a maniac
@@RatChad Puts face in a *PLATE* of soup. You liar, you never had table manners to begin with 😂
I think what makes this so perfect is how silent it is. Like there is no voice saying shit or music on the background, only a crab eating his food and the sound of a clock. Perfection.
Asmr videos can only hope to be this calming and serene
This makes me terribly sad. This is a horrible enclosure, and this is a stupid food item for the crab, unlike anything he/she should be eating. Poor thing looks miserable, and it has a very difficult time getting this type of food into its mouth. It was a VERY depressing video. That is the exact opposite of perfection.
@anti-ethniccleansing465 oh stop being such a downer. Obviously he doesn't exclusively feed the crab onion rings, and you can only see one corner of the enclosure, how can you assume that it is bad?
@@bladeofveng
Coming from a pothead such as yourself, worry about you.
@@jakestaheli8532
Not everyone has good judgment, such as we see with your comment.
This has altered my life in unimaginable ways. Thank you, Mr. Crab.
💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💸💸💸💸💸💸💸
Human: *hands over onion ring*
Crab: *"GIMME THAT SH!T."*
lol
*_"mMMMM THIS SOME GOURMET SHIT RIGHT HERE"_*
😭😭
😂😂😂😂
I can’t stop laughing...
This crab has better table manners that my siblings
I have decided to sell my siblings and buy a crab
good choice
stonks
Big stonks
I will buy your siblings just contact me
@@thekrampuselbananoquevivee9947 jej
“This is my pet crab he’s so cute”
*feeds with 2 metre stick*
@@Dennis92NL what would happen though? I have no idea so I'm asking. Will he/she try to attack or can it feel trust for it's owner at one point?
@@_-FreePalestine-_ i had a pet crab before, pretty aggressive during night time
Nightcore Hearts what happens depends on which pincer it uses to grab your finger and the size of the pincer. It it uses the small pincer to grab your finger expect a cut and quite a lot of pain at least since that pincer is for cutting and holding, the bigger that pincer the higher the pressure, also you’ll have to get creative for the crab to release your finger because it won’t let go until it gets tired. If you get gabbed by the big pincer what happens depends on the size of the pincer, the sex of the crab and at which point it grabs you. This is a female crab so no matter where the pincer grabs you it’ll cause puncture pain as the pincers on female crabs are more compact if the pincer is strong enough it’ll puncture your skin, it’s still big pain. If it’s a male crab and it has a very big pincer then you may get lucky and the pincer may close without grabbing your finger. Some of the big pincers have enough space between the “jaws” to fit a finger inside when closed. But if you aren’t that lucky and it grabs you at the tips of the pincer or anywhere where your finger doesn’t have enough space to escape then you’re in for some BIG pain. Some crabs will hold the pressure for a while but other will let go faster.
TL:DR it’ll be VERY painful and you’ll be in for a long ride.
@@Hartbreak1 How''d you get to know so much about Crabs!?
@@Hartbreak1 thank you
*gives the crab onion ring*
Crab: finally some f-cking delicious food
The ticking of the clock..... really adds the effect of the onion rings life ticking down ever so slowly as mr crabs devours him
XDD I AM DEAD vegan teacher be like:👁💧👄💧👁
That was really deep
came for the crab
stayed for the poetry
Your comment now made this an artistic French film noir.
r/foundtheenglishteacher lol
Love how the crab is all suspicious to all the food it gets but still eats anything xD
VJ89VJ
Instinct.
ME
VJ89VJ except that beetle.
0:15 that crab scratched his eye with his mouth
EXACTLY! HAHA
That so cute haha
b9nny r4bbit no it washed it that's how crabs wash theyre eyes with out any water around
Sick
Those things in his mouth are smaller claws used for keeping the mouth closed and opening it for the bigger claws to 'shovel' food in.
The crab is like "tf u recording me"😂😂
Wow, you really spoil your crab.
The crab life
FunerealObsession Not really, crabs can eat pretty much anything.
Rody And Jams
Oh I know but this fellow is getting a-grade cuisine for a crab.
FunerealObsession
of course hes a polite crab
Artsy Scrub k
I love his little eyes, they are filled with love and happiness, he is very content
Or planning his eventual take over of the world.
Or electrons and blood
Whatever his plan is, i will follow behind him❤
@@ky-aj-m onion ring crab 2020
Kyla AJ M he is nice content for youtube video
"got an itch in my eye, let me scratch my eye first"
eliluong it was washing its eye
...With its mouth-hands, no less.
+Pyagrl*16 MOUTH HANDS omg this shouldn't be so funny but I completely lost it
Pyagrl*16 late to the party but that's fucking hilarious lmao mouth hands
Pyagrl*16 I’m so late but I laughed so hard at this comment 😂😂
Owner: *offers onion ring
Crab: AGGRESSIVE GRABBING
Edit: Holy crap, that’s my second (third?) most liked comment! Thanks!
You mean “Crabbing”!
My jokes are frightening
@@deadlygoose8359 😔
Mans like EDP445
@@deadlygoose8359 lol
I feel bad for people who didn’t have this on their recommended
Skandar I was just shocked to see it was from 2016!
I came from a meme
I'm here from instagram
I finally found it in my recommended. I love it.
@@nicholasbrown9841 I feel as if I have to tell you this, it just doesn't seem like coincidence but fate, I just had diarrhea that was like warm but it felt foamy
Fact: You came here after a reel
Fr
Incorrect, the recommended brought the video back to me after a couple years.
Wrong
@@Aelxi U r a rare guy
Okay, I lost it at 0:09 when the crab forcefully grabbed the onion ring. 😂😂😂😂
*Crunch*
"Give me the fucking ring, bitch"
He just doesn’t know his own strength okay?
:(
Me too
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Didn’t know it was possible to be simultaneously bored and interested at the same time.
You underestimate my power
Coding be like;
I once caught a crab in the black sea. Took him home in sea water fed him but he didn't even live for a day.
Omg yes
When watching something boring but have nothing else interesting to watch so you stay because it's more interesting.
The way he scratched his eyes with his mouth was adorable
He's done that on every video I've seen just before he eats. Same eye!
Dapur Mama Gang Panda Windshield wiper 😂😂😂😂😂
Who’s here to check about joojoobii
I like how crabs have hands to pick up food with, but they use those hands to give food to smaller hands on their mouth, which give it to another set of hands inside...
jedihunter176 wait we're u guy in space engine soundtrack comments
Yep, hi.
Crabs are 90% hands confirmed
Pincers; not hands.
crab was inspiration to the predator creature.
When a pet crab has a better life than Mr krabs
Devil Dogs true dat
Mr.Krabs only cares about money
Sneakz z or a human with no food
He still put the “air” in his mouth lmao
+Sneakz z: that crab has a better life than some ppl treat their dogs and kids...ahahaha
i love how he just stands there and stares at our souls whilst eating his onion ring menacingly
Lol
hes just standing there... MENACINGLY
@@memable8593 new sub
ゴゴゴゴゴゴ
I love how you just copied another comment, but then the other comment is literally the one beneath you.
That thing actually has hands for lips. God's creativity is something, well, out of this world. Quite literally.
He grabbed that onion ring like " Give It Here!" Lol
GIMME JIMMY GIMME JIMMY GIMME JIMMY
????? That was funny? He took it...
OH MY GOD, HE HOLDS IT LIKE A LITTLE STEERING WHEEL. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*_VummmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M_*
WHY IS THIS SO DAMN CUTE?!???? JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIST AAAAAA
NYOOM
*_n y o o m_*
Taz G *DEJA VU, I'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE*
Man, I'm scared of crabs but there's something unexplainably charming in those beady eyes
You can eat them so there's nothing to be scared of really.
@@Happy_Slappy2_0 you can eat a tiger too if you wanted to be but you sure as hell wouldn't want to be locked in with one
@@hughmongusfeline3452 well it's a good thing I don't live anywhere where tiger burgers are hot on the market because I'm not used to eating predator meat. I'd rather eat crustaceans that Maryland thrives off of every year.
@@Happy_Slappy2_0 never before have I heard the term tiger burger, but now I can't help but want one
The line between them forms a smile.
This crab is me when I’m eating the last chocolate cube
My friends during quarantine:
• learning 5 languages
• losing 10 stone
• gains 6 pack
Me during quarantine:
• watching a crab eat an onion ring
Lmao
Was it worth it? Hell yeah
@@lisoo9045 I have no regrets
@XAndroid1 you must be American
Little Dan McNamara I’m Irish and I don’t know what that means haha
The clock sounds make me have flash backs of when I’m laying on the couch in the dark and in the living room just listening to the clock ticking.
Freshy•w• Broski this nigga be having flash backs of a clock
Queen TT
I’m okay, thanks
Doomer Nova
Um okay?
ROBERTO BERMÚDEZ
Yay I’m not alone! 😂😅
Freshy•w• Broski this nigga really replied to me like a fuck.
I love how he just readied himself and GRABBED the shit out of that onion ring at the beginning
He realized there's a camera around so a li'l bit of action is required. 💪🦀💥
Hey, I love onion rings too. I grab 'em when I see 'em.
A few days or months ago, I watched a meme where this video was here and I remembered this video and now I’m here eating my French toast with him
something I never woulda expected to be adorable...but there it is! staring at me while nibblin an onion ring
scott jones Crabs r adorable
Legend says when he moved back into the ocean, he opened a restaurant called krusty krab
Lol
The crab: *STONKS*
@@BurnPerimeter oh barnacles 🙃
Now, pets allowed!
yummy yum yum I want a crabby paddy
It's impressive seeing how careful he is while he's eating the onion ring in spite of his huge, clunky claws.
The way he places the pieces in his mouth is so human-like.
I've heard that most life on earth descended from crabs. Or was it lobsters?
Maybe the way we eat is crab-like
@@Mostly_Crazy plot twist.
Crabs are very smart
@toiletcrusader780 Us crustaceans will take over.
the clock ticking really adds to the suspense