Okay but imagine picking it hoping your obscure recipe knowledge will come in handy and it asks you which 12th century monk created bug-bread in a hole in the ground in czechoslovakia
including pop culture questions is so hilarious. i love watching the game go from “what was the prequel to monster’s inc” to “how old was reagan when he was inaugurated”
He's only ever watched the little cartoon shorts at the beginning of the movies... And even then he forgot that it was a little detective chasing after the panther...
@@NavyPheonix Honestly that was me as a kid. As soon as it stopped being a cartoon I automatically decided the movie sucked. In my defense, I was born in 1997 so I grew up in the absolute perfect storm of awful live action kids' films.
i fall asleep during his streams so this helps me establish if what i experienced was a jerma induced nightmare or if it actually happened on stream. thank you
gotta love how he constantly gets stumped by the food questions and doesnt do anything but the INSTANT he gets something wrong in another category hes like "GET THIS THE FUCK OUTTA HERE"
How has nobody mentioned the fact that he ONLY got that question at 38:36 right because he played Smite, like he would have picked Nox 1000% had he not known her kit
I do not know history. I probably barely paid attention in any history class, and anything I _did_ retain is gone now. But even _i_ know when WW2 was taking place. It just feels like something that you _cant_ not know.
its literally the only historic event that matters today, and i once sat in a classroom of 24 people as the only person who could give exact dates. Sad!
@@jefraskin5667I loved history in school and yet I’ve still always been awful with dates, so I can relate. I can kinda tell you the order events happened but I cannot tell you what years they happened. The only date I remember is the year Columbus sailed the ocean blue and that’s because it rhymes.
I watched the stream for a good 15 minutes and after that one I decided it was time to give up on him. Just thinking about the Q Remastered stream makes me want to rip my hair out of my scalp and burn it
That Gunnm question was mean as hell. She's Alita in the English translation, Gally in Japanese. Im guessing this game is French-developed (hence Manga as a category at all, a UK or USA dev would have done Anime if anything) and their version sticks closer to Japan and uses Gally.
Yeah there's a lot of questions that exposed the dev probably wasn't American Some things are just worded awkwardly, but then there's actual localization shit
I adore when Jerma plays games like Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, or Family Feud. Cause we get beautiful moments like Jerma trying to defend forgetting when World War 2 took place.
@@ProjectStickman I mean he clearly means a schooldesk Like he's saying its been a while since he was taught history Its a shit excuse on his part but please don't be intentionally obtuse
@@JadeJoestar-uy6hg fucking ikr Its the start of modern warfare as we understand it, and basically the start of modernity Its not like hes being asked when some obscure king died
Him being so wrong about everything was driving me crazy. But him getting the question about Hank Pym wrong is so insane. The only of the movies he saw was Ant-Man and The Wasp. In that movie we get info about currently his daughter as The Wasp, and when his wife was The Wasp when he was Ant-Man. So Jerma choosing Ant-Man as the one thing Hank has never been just means he's more oblivious than I ever fathomed. Like he could at least pick up Hank isn't his own wife and daughter, right?... :(
The most exotic food Jerma has ever eaten is clam chowder, the food his home region is famous for. And he keeps insisting on the "World Food" category. Insane
havent watched this edit yet but i hope it includes the part where he seemed to think "samosa" was a geometry word and then said he's good at food like 2 minutes later
The fact Jerma kept answering superhero questions, despite the fact we've established he knows fucking nothing about superheroes, will never not depress me. Also, for that Hank Pym joke: the question is actually wrong, because he's been ALL of the superheroes. He became The Wasp during The Mighty Avengers, after Janet van Dyne "died", and he used her moniker in her honour. Fun Fact: in the 60s, Hawkeye actually briefly took the mantle of Goliath and used Pym Particles to gain size-increasing powers.
The only thing I can think of is he was apparently Yellowjacket before adopting the Wasp moniker... So maybe the writer thought he was only ever Yellowjacket... Its still wrong Im just trying to understand how you can get a surface level question like this wrong when making a trivia game
@stitchfinger7678 yes he was, his introductory story was based on him having a psychotic break and believing he was "Yellowjacket" who had killed Hank Pym to take his place. Not a very intelligent period of storytelling for the Avengers. I was thinking it may have been sue to when the game's questions were written, as Hank becoming The Wasp was about a decade ago by my estimation, but yes it's pretty ridiculous
"Is this like an anime? Can I skip the intro or will people get mad at me?" Is such an insanely hilarious line, I genuinely didn't expect from jerma. Literal +4 joke. Also, I'm surprised he kept the food category in as a person who exclusively eats turkey, salmon, mayonaise and absolutely nothing else.
40:00 This question is so incredibly unfair. The actual answer is PLUTO, but it’s not listed. Instead the list “Dis”, aka “Dis Pater”, which is an extremely obscure early deity of like…minerals and fertile soil???…who eventually became merged with the way more commonly known Hades, aka Pluto. What an absurd question who tf would know something so obscure. Everyone knows (including the FUCKING ROMANS) that it’s Pluto.
30:15 AWFUL question. ketchup was the AMERICAN name for various chinese sauces (fish sauce and potentially soy sauce). so yes “ketchup is from china” is technically true. but tomato ketchup (and the word ketchup itself) is american
Yeah, thought the same thing when watching it. Way too vaguely worded. Mr. Heinz invented tomato ketchup as the world now knows it in the good ol USA, inspired by other "catsups"
The word ketchup is not american lmao how typical - its 17th century British English (not colonial america), derived from thai/malaysian dialects of the time (Kachiap/Kichap/Ket-jap) to describe fermented fish sauces made in china/SEA
@@ElSuperNova23 thats interesting, my only knowledge of the etymology comes from colonial american usage. i should have guessed that the english language term for the sauce came from england lol
during the stream i lost it over the panettone question. “i have no idea who this is” ah yes my friend panettone from milan, he comes in many different flavors
tbh you might be right admittedly if its been a while since you've seen ep4, Dantooine is a pretty forgettable line But I remembered it and I havent seen an original star wars film in 10 years so
I don't know which was more stomach-scrunching to sit through, Jerma not knowing the food, or his pronunciation of said food. We've been focusing too much on his colorful personality when we really should've been fearing his culinary skills.
@@shipkipsamazingchannel3248 he wont get past act 1 from how many times he has to re-load because he thinks he can fight the gnoll's or Githyanki at lvl 2 and I hope for nothing less
Just wanna say Cheltie your stream edits are wonderful and mean a lot to the community. As someone who doesn't have the time to watch VODs in their entirety your work means a lot.
the fact that you completely cut out the second half of the stream is hilarious. chat was begging him to turn off the anime game and jerma was skillfully ignoring every bad part of the game while not skipping cutscenes
idk about you guys but the Neon White stream that came after this might actually be my current front runner for Worst Stream of the Year. He was just like silent for 40% of the game and the dialogue was so uncomfortable to listen to. 10/10 I puked
I love how adamant Jerma is about keeping food on the list but whenever a food question comes up he has no clue what the answer is
I was BEGGING him in chat to remove the category lol
He was waiting with bated breath for a chickie tendy question to pop up
I love how adamant Jerma is about playing this game but whenever any question comes up he has no clue what the answer is
That goes for literally any of the catigories. He didnt know Dantooine was a place.
Also was confident about Star Wars to get like one question right
Jerma will adamantly insist on keeping the Food category in play, just to get to question 3 and be like "What the fuck is spaghetti guys?"
I'VE NEVER HEARD THIS WORD BEFORE
He played it in Food Mode bro cut him some slack
Okay but imagine picking it hoping your obscure recipe knowledge will come in handy and it asks you which 12th century monk created bug-bread in a hole in the ground in czechoslovakia
I love how defensive he gets. He transfers into an INSTANT rant about how he hasn't been in school for 20 years.
the funniest part is that rant was in response to not knowing when ww2 haopened
Anger Issues Andy
lmao he included Food like it's his specialist category, and proceeded to get every food question wrong
Hamburger Helper lore master struggles to comprehend the concept of alternative foods.
He's like Remy's brother. Shoving processed food and mayo into your mouth does not a food expert make.
@@carto4028"alternative foods" as in Nature only created Hamburger Helper, and the rest of the food was artificially synthesized by aliens
He's so good at gaslighting he gaslit himself out of the right answers.
i honestly feel like if he put on a pair of frames, he would have been able to jex this whole stream, but he just bugle-buried the bag *everytime*
you do have to admire the logic of "Oh, I eat out all the time and my favorite food is the McDonalds menu, Surely ill CRUSH the world foods category"
And you know he watches cooking shows, He 100% has heard the term "mother sauce" before
$100 Question:
What was the exact year, month, day, hour, minute, and second William Howard Taft was born?
$200 Question:
What color is a brown bear?
I love how he casually admitted to playing iPad games in a restaurant while someone was taking his order
that's the thing that's causing his brain to rot
Jerma being an iPad kid explains quite a lot.
Watching him select 1932-1936 for WWII live was certainly something.
Hitler was in speedrun mode before he even came into power.
that has to qualify for the worst gamer moment of 2023 for sure
including pop culture questions is so hilarious. i love watching the game go from “what was the prequel to monster’s inc” to “how old was reagan when he was inaugurated”
I was somehow shocked to find the guy was basically a pile of dust at that point but then I remembered a lot of countries do that, then I got sad lmao
My favourite part was definitely the granny who is really into 90s cyberpunk manga.
Didn't even fall for the trick localized answer. Granny knows her shit.
Jerma knows nothing. Nothing important, nothing trivial. I would weep if I was this man's teacher.
he was a teacher..
Yeah but he can dodge a battle axe
Seriously. What in the world is in this man's head?!
29:32 "The whole movie is about how he can control ants."
Jerma is utterly deranged. Lucky for him he looks like gigachad.
jerma is just running an incredibly minmaxed build--minimal points in General Knowledge, max in Sound Mimicry
I was screaming at the screen when he said the thief was the Pink Panther rather than the jewel.
He's only ever watched the little cartoon shorts at the beginning of the movies... And even then he forgot that it was a little detective chasing after the panther...
The only thing he knows about the movie is that it isn't about the cartoon, and he STILL doesn't know what its actually about. I'm baffled.
@@NavyPheonix Honestly that was me as a kid. As soon as it stopped being a cartoon I automatically decided the movie sucked. In my defense, I was born in 1997 so I grew up in the absolute perfect storm of awful live action kids' films.
i fall asleep during his streams so this helps me establish if what i experienced was a jerma induced nightmare or if it actually happened on stream. thank you
we're already living a "jerma" induced nightmare
I had a dream jerma gave me lsd and resurrected my dog then ran it over
Many viewers suffer from JID
thank god he is a millionaire already
iirc he's actually up to the multimillions by now ! data projects him reaching billionaire status by 2026
$9.85 billion dollar andy
@@munchycrunchybreadfinally he can pay off his debt to chat
gotta love how he constantly gets stumped by the food questions and doesnt do anything but the INSTANT he gets something wrong in another category hes like "GET THIS THE FUCK OUTTA HERE"
Jerma thinks that the second world war was on in 1932, and that not being at a desk for a few years for some reason explains why he doesn't know that.
all the wars he's lived through start to blur together in his old age
it's his 985th reincarnation, give him a break.
While he's literally sitting at a desk
do u have a time stamp for this part i’ve been searching
@@everestlol4309 30:43
Jerma not knowing DC comics but having the nightwing shirt associated with him is so funny
How has nobody mentioned the fact that he ONLY got that question at 38:36 right because he played Smite, like he would have picked Nox 1000% had he not known her kit
I'm sitting here wondering how people couldnt tell he was cheating at that point lol
the fucking WW2 question almost broke me, Jerma has never managed to induce this level of rage upon me but that man is a trickster
I do not know history. I probably barely paid attention in any history class, and anything I _did_ retain is gone now. But even _i_ know when WW2 was taking place. It just feels like something that you _cant_ not know.
@@HamazuraGODI’m the same way and I don’t know it :( it’s embarrassing and I wish my brain worked correctly
its literally the only historic event that matters today, and i once sat in a classroom of 24 people as the only person who could give exact dates. Sad!
@@jefraskin5667I loved history in school and yet I’ve still always been awful with dates, so I can relate. I can kinda tell you the order events happened but I cannot tell you what years they happened. The only date I remember is the year Columbus sailed the ocean blue and that’s because it rhymes.
I watched the stream for a good 15 minutes and after that one I decided it was time to give up on him. Just thinking about the Q Remastered stream makes me want to rip my hair out of my scalp and burn it
That Gunnm question was mean as hell. She's Alita in the English translation, Gally in Japanese. Im guessing this game is French-developed (hence Manga as a category at all, a UK or USA dev would have done Anime if anything) and their version sticks closer to Japan and uses Gally.
Yeah there's a lot of questions that exposed the dev probably wasn't American
Some things are just worded awkwardly, but then there's actual localization shit
I adore when Jerma plays games like Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, or Family Feud. Cause we get beautiful moments like Jerma trying to defend forgetting when World War 2 took place.
"I haven't sat at a desk for 20 fucking years" - man says sitting at a desk
"Woodan or wooden"
@@fruitpigenthusiast120I still think about this 😂
@@ProjectStickman I mean he clearly means a schooldesk
Like he's saying its been a while since he was taught history
Its a shit excuse on his part but please don't be intentionally obtuse
@stitchfinger7678 why wouldn't a jerma enjoyer be obtuse when the man we all watch is the most intentionally obtuse person alive?
"don't give me multiple choice" brother that's the ENTIRE concept
Jerma not knowing the phrase "too many cooks spoil the broth" is probably the most baffling moment from this.
Especially since he knows "Too many cooks in the kitchen" but doesn't realize that isn't a complete thought
the title for the stream was "make it to $32,000 then get every question wrong" but for the first like hour he wasn't even making it past $1000
watching jerma play any trivia or puzzle game makes one wonder how he managed to survive for this long
how did he not know when wwii happened
@@JadeJoestar-uy6hg fucking ikr Its the start of modern warfare as we understand it, and basically the start of modernity
Its not like hes being asked when some obscure king died
Him being so wrong about everything was driving me crazy. But him getting the question about Hank Pym wrong is so insane.
The only of the movies he saw was Ant-Man and The Wasp. In that movie we get info about currently his daughter as The Wasp, and when his wife was The Wasp when he was Ant-Man.
So Jerma choosing Ant-Man as the one thing Hank has never been just means he's more oblivious than I ever fathomed. Like he could at least pick up Hank isn't his own wife and daughter, right?... :(
Jerma watches movies while also watching family guy and subways surfer's gameplay, he absorbs absolutely nothing from the content he watches
The most exotic food Jerma has ever eaten is clam chowder, the food his home region is famous for. And he keeps insisting on the "World Food" category. Insane
We need to add Sir Jerma the All-Knowing as a character into Elden Ring
He gives out constant advice but it's incorrect each time.
He's a full caster build but he doesn't know any spells
havent watched this edit yet but i hope it includes the part where he seemed to think "samosa" was a geometry word and then said he's good at food like 2 minutes later
The 98.5 IQ was definitely flexed in this stream.
The fact Jerma kept answering superhero questions, despite the fact we've established he knows fucking nothing about superheroes, will never not depress me.
Also, for that Hank Pym joke: the question is actually wrong, because he's been ALL of the superheroes. He became The Wasp during The Mighty Avengers, after Janet van Dyne "died", and he used her moniker in her honour. Fun Fact: in the 60s, Hawkeye actually briefly took the mantle of Goliath and used Pym Particles to gain size-increasing powers.
The only thing I can think of is he was apparently Yellowjacket before adopting the Wasp moniker...
So maybe the writer thought he was only ever Yellowjacket...
Its still wrong Im just trying to understand how you can get a surface level question like this wrong when making a trivia game
@stitchfinger7678 yes he was, his introductory story was based on him having a psychotic break and believing he was "Yellowjacket" who had killed Hank Pym to take his place. Not a very intelligent period of storytelling for the Avengers. I was thinking it may have been sue to when the game's questions were written, as Hank becoming The Wasp was about a decade ago by my estimation, but yes it's pretty ridiculous
him not knowing anything about star wars and superhero movies has made me respect him so much more.
"Is this like an anime? Can I skip the intro or will people get mad at me?" Is such an insanely hilarious line, I genuinely didn't expect from jerma.
Literal +4 joke.
Also, I'm surprised he kept the food category in as a person who exclusively eats turkey, salmon, mayonaise and absolutely nothing else.
40:00 This question is so incredibly unfair. The actual answer is PLUTO, but it’s not listed.
Instead the list “Dis”, aka “Dis Pater”, which is an extremely obscure early deity of like…minerals and fertile soil???…who eventually became merged with the way more commonly known Hades, aka Pluto.
What an absurd question who tf would know something so obscure. Everyone knows (including the FUCKING ROMANS) that it’s Pluto.
yeah, that one threw me off. i don’t know much about roman mythology but i knew it was pluto. there really should be a patch to this
I like how he doesn't get the Lama one, as if it's not one of the most well known things. This man is truly an enigma.
Once again cheltie your turnaround time is insane and your commitment is incredible
the Loathsome ball fondler… and Sir Jeremy Elbertson the All KnOWING
30:15 AWFUL question. ketchup was the AMERICAN name for various chinese sauces (fish sauce and potentially soy sauce). so yes “ketchup is from china” is technically true. but tomato ketchup (and the word ketchup itself) is american
Yeah, thought the same thing when watching it. Way too vaguely worded. Mr. Heinz invented tomato ketchup as the world now knows it in the good ol USA, inspired by other "catsups"
The word ketchup is not american lmao how typical - its 17th century British English (not colonial america), derived from thai/malaysian dialects of the time (Kachiap/Kichap/Ket-jap) to describe fermented fish sauces made in china/SEA
@@ElSuperNova23sounds like a buncha commie gobbledygook
@@ElSuperNova23you didnt read what he said
@@ElSuperNova23 thats interesting, my only knowledge of the etymology comes from colonial american usage. i should have guessed that the english language term for the sauce came from england lol
7:15 Ireland made such a mistake not calling their airline Aer O'Plane.
14:30 another one to "jerma has never seen a movie" collection
28:04 losing the million dollars because I answer “Super” when they ask me what Super Mario’s first name is
Jerma only has a million neurons but the makers of this game hit random article on wikipedia to write every question
21:30 is nobody gonna talk about the INSANE vibrato on his voice there? that was solid
Jerma was looking for the Rebel base in Alderaan places
my italian mother called jerma a very not nice word when i told her about his panettone response!
i love the surprise that jerma experiences every time he encounters a fun fact that he didn't know in a trivia game
"well, well, the old geezer messed it up again"
31:50 this one i knew because of that one coca-cola espuma meme
lmao exact same reason
during the stream i lost it over the panettone question. “i have no idea who this is” ah yes my friend panettone from milan, he comes in many different flavors
Jerma might be the greatest fake fan on the planet
God he doesn't know anything about this world
fake fan of earth
He angers me with his antics about how he knows Star Wars and then knows nothing
Streamer doesn't know when the war that began and defined the contemporary era that he also lives in happened moment.
I'm convinced Jerma has never watched a Star War's movie all the way through.
tbh you might be right
admittedly if its been a while since you've seen ep4, Dantooine is a pretty forgettable line
But I remembered it and I havent seen an original star wars film in 10 years so
God works fast but Cheltie works faster 🙏 thank you for this edit, missed the stream due to horrible family news and now I'm going to nap to it lol
Love that at the end he reads out the article that he definitely looked up before answering
here for my daily dose of insane
I don't know which was more stomach-scrunching to sit through, Jerma not knowing the food, or his pronunciation of said food. We've been focusing too much on his colorful personality when we really should've been fearing his culinary skills.
i can't believe so much Smite knowledge was surfacing in his brain at the roman god question
His brain just doesn't work
"It's not Dantooine"
It was Dantooine
Literally never heard that alternate name for Pluto until this video that's wild
At what part was this?
watch Jerma stream
sleep
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Cheltie upload
life is a predestined path
throwing people in baldurs gate 3 is some of most fun I've had playing video games in recent memory
Yeah we could solve the Druid vs Tiefling conflict by talking it out, ORRRRRRRR I could chuck Kagha off a cliff!
24:08 Isaac player doesn't know what diplopia does....
This game is great in Food Mode
I think jerma is the only person I'd actually enjoy watching play baldurs gate
Hed probably just start attacking every important npc on whim then be befuddled by why hes getting attacked back
@@shipkipsamazingchannel3248 he wont get past act 1 from how many times he has to re-load because he thinks he can fight the gnoll's or Githyanki at lvl 2 and I hope for nothing less
@@shipkipsamazingchannel3248thats exaclty why id watch him play
for a guy who admits he doesn't pay attention to anything he watches, he sure gets mad when he doesn't know something about them
once bitten... twice shy...
Just wanna say Cheltie your stream edits are wonderful and mean a lot to the community. As someone who doesn't have the time to watch VODs in their entirety your work means a lot.
He really knows nothing
I solely know the "Jack Robinson" answer from a George Carlin HBO special from 1978, lol.
the fact that you completely cut out the second half of the stream is hilarious. chat was begging him to turn off the anime game and jerma was skillfully ignoring every bad part of the game while not skipping cutscenes
i hadn't even finished watching the vod dude
my first ever jerma stream, watched it putting away the cooler order at work
Some of the questions that he vehemently INSISTS he “should” know, are just such pieces of niche trivia that I know this man is lying to himself
INSANE streamer thinks FAMOUS manga and anime Saint Seiya is REAL, claims that he can "BURN" his "COSMO"
I’m shocked the guy who couldn’t read an analog clock is abysmal at trivia.
thanks Cheltie :3
This was genuinely painful to watch, thank you for the recap
jerma is the type of guy to skip to the big monster fight in the godzilla movie and then turn it off
30:50
Quite possibly worst jermaBrain moment ever
the worst part is that "thing" is still among normal people
idk about you guys but the Neon White stream that came after this might actually be my current front runner for Worst Stream of the Year. He was just like silent for 40% of the game and the dialogue was so uncomfortable to listen to. 10/10 I puked
What does he know? Does he actually have any knowledge at all? I'm genuinely curious what he's dedicating that brain space to
zorn
i love it when jerma zerks off on camera, which is all the time. my favorite streamer ♥
34:34 not capitalized is despicable
i just googled and wikipedia lists hank pym as all 4 of them...
also i learned what espuma is from coca cola espuma
SIR GIDEON OFNIR THE AHLLL KNOOOWING
28:52 there’s only one answer that’s depicted by a woman and he chooses ant-man
He also doesn’t know when WWII happened. Hmm
I’ve never felt anger like I did when he said Hank pym was never ant man
jerma being praised for knowing salicylic acid is related to aspirin is almost sad since its actually acetylsalicylic acid
“Hogmanay” 😂😂 I think he bought the UK edition
26:10 Grandma Sickomode?
SAINT SEIYA MENTION
Seeing that question felt like a junpscare
jermillionaire
Another amazing upload