Man Goes Out For Milk, Leaves Family For 23 Years
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- Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
- Richard Hoagland's wife and kids had no idea what happened to him after he disappeared in 1993, this until he was found living in Florida with a brand new life!
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That's brutal for them kids. Growing up for 23 years without milk.
Lee Raynold I’m sure the got some milk along the way if you know what I mean 😂
@@timothyhoke6739 wooosh
Rip cereals
@@ericb.7354 r/wooosh
@@Metztii wooosh
*Comes back after 23 years with milk*
"That was hell of a line at the grocery store"
Lmao
@@GorbeastgamingDont. Fucking. Think. About. Saying. It.
@@suripuki1984 oh yeah yeah
@@suripuki1984 oh yeah yeah
@@suripuki1984 Oh yeah yeah
He’s still deciding between low fat and skim
Yahya Bana I heard he actually decided on almond milk
@@pocaricandy ew
Pungeon Bysteam4 it was one of the reasons he went to jail
@@pocaricandy yummy milk
Whole milk is the only acceptable choice
His son : wins the lottery
The dad : "YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW LONG THE LINE WAS"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Woah this comment is so underrated
Lmao
dad is already rich tho
The son: You are right. I won’t believe it.😑
Bruh hes obviously still in the line for the milk, He just doing his best for the family.
MS Paint Daily
i recognize you!!! lol i remember you replyed to a guy saying our god has shown up and i replyed now you are my god^ lol
misha what?
@@mmiisshhaa I think I've seen u too lmao
Maybe he went out to milk some cows himself and got mixed up with the wrong crowd
Ikr they said they wanted milk. i wait in line for 23 years and the first thing they wanna do it bitch. Oops, looks like we're out of milk again.
*dad comes back after 23 years*
_”hey sorry the milk was in another aisle”_
More like in another aisle half way across the world and 1 plane ticket and a family later
LMFAOOOO 😂😂😂
the milk was in a dungeon but i couldnt win the boss fight and respawned in africa
Lmfao xD
more like in another dimension
Son: *You left us for 23 years, why?*
Dad: *They were out of milk*
kmphysics he searched the world for more milk
You know i had to do it to em
The perfect father
@@stirfrysuicide8913 that sounds like a good plot for a story
999 likes
SO THIS IS WHAT STARTED THE "FATHER LEFT TO GET MILK" JOKE
My biological dad disapeared 10 years ago for some coca cola form store.
Nah, it's just a variation on the more common occurrence of 'leaving to buy cigarettes'.
*comes back*
“That line at Walmart was no joke”
Lmao
This will have like 1.8 K likes
Lmao
“Took forever”
“That felt like it took years”
*Comes back 23 years later*
"Damn that line sure was something"
thekoelkid Which kind of lines we talking about here
Obluda A line at the store
thekoelkid I thought my man was smashing cocaine
@@roardinoson7 Cocainetercourse
Lol
Dad went out for a pack
And never came back
Bars
Roses are Red
Violets are whack
Dad went out for a pack
And never came back
*WHEEEEZE*
@@MegalonioMusic fell fell in a crack
and got wiggity whacked
Scout And that was when his family saw they were fucked.
So here is where the meme started....
Ohh this is why people in comments always says that
Daddy went to get milk and never returned smth like that lol
His son: *wins the lottery*
The dad: "I GUESS YOU WONDERED WERE I'VE BEEN"
you just gave me the 2019 vibes
Alina 31 Bruh
Omg I'm gonna ruin 666 likes I'm so evil
Imagine 🤣
@@alina3133 lol ikr 😂
He protec
He attac
But most importantly, he never come bacc
*ItS AtTTacK StuPiD*
He did
xet deeznuts it’s also back stupid
**pRotEcT*
**aTtAcK*
**bAcK*
@@Venom-dq2uv issa joke bud
Maybe the milk kidnapped him and he escaped.
Probably the milk wanted revenge as the man killed his younger milk brother by drinking him
It’s true, I was the milk.
Lmao
Yeah the milk grew legs and walked away with him
are you dumb? how can milk kidnapped a guy ur so stoopid
I’m really surprised the wife didn’t initially thought he went missing… if it were my spouse, I would immediately contact police and file a missing person report.. this just goes to show she knew he was gonna leave 😬
Eddy onto something
This video is the backstory of every genshin impact player ever
imagine if he came back 20 years later and was like "they had no milk"
"I forgot the milk"
Or worse. He brings milk and is like im back honey
Lmao "its all one big misunderstanding i just went out to get some milk judge"
Just Bring The Milk
DAD:I Was Living Under A Rock For 17 Years
Imagine he bringz back some half assed organic almond skim milk
Imagine he actually came back with the milk after 23 years
In the same exact outfit 😂
@@monadejaneiro and calmly said "so, what did i miss?"
“Sorry kids, the line was kinda long”
“F#ckin’ time portals”
HAHAHAAHHAHAHA
Soooo... did they put his picture on the milk carton?
🤣
Underrated comment
Lmfao
Genius. 😂
😂😂
mad respect for the dads who went to buy some milk and stayed in the line for 23 years
Legends say he is still waiting on the line
obviously, he wanted to raise his own cows to ensure his family gets the most organic milk possible.
Duuuhhhh🤦♀🤦♀
@@somegirl1940 we gonna answer duuuuh🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Duuuuh = s + s
So we gonna estimate the answer to be s
S is equivalent to shut so we use shut as the estimate answer
So 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ has her hand raising up so therefore the answer is up
So shut + up = shut up
@@alienshxt wut
@@alienshxt Don't act like ya Einstein with a Literature Degree in English.
@@starwolfcyberlight4546 My brain went through 21 DIFFERENT stage of confusion to understand what this comment is. I assume he is combining Einstien amazing knowledge with a literary degree even if the person you are replying to is doing pseudo-math.
*_did he atleast bring the milk back?_*
xcuen i know right smh my head
He brought his new wife’s breastmilk
He drank it on the way to the airport
Thank you, was curious about this also.
Hopefully
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He never brought the milk bacc
You spit the truth my friend.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He don’t come bacc
I hate your kinds so fkin much!
Raps of a god who only speak the truth
Dead meme.
My dad also went for milk. Me and my mom couldn't wait for him anymore and my mom took me to the store, then she found one of her friends and spent 30 years talking with her, there we found my dad who found the best quality milk.
23 years of eating cereal without the milk
F
F
F
Eff
Only because his trip scarred his family from buying milk
My dad went for cigarettes 2 months ago. Im guessing hes looking for a good pack
@McGinnis 34 never thought of that
He died of cancer on the way to the store
Maybe it’s just traffic
hes still deciding which flavor of newports to get
Maybe he lost his way back home
Judging by the title, I assume the dude left for milk, then came back 23 years later to the family, torn clothes, skinny, bloodied up, and said, "I got the milk"
Top ten anime plot
"Damn traffic"
you won't believe how long the line was it was insane felt like it took 23 years
@Jack Skoskiewicz It'd be aged cheese by then. Jumanji!
Kind of hahahaha!!
*man this guy took "my dad went to buy milk" to a whole other level*
The dad will probably come back when the family wins lottery.
DAMN
Thatz how they all are
Heck yeah! I would too tf.
@@kailavillavilla8371 not all are, My father never left my brother, mother, or me. He was there every single time and he's still here.
@@tylerwilson3507 im talking about the ones that actuqlly want to leave you and your family not all fathers are the same
in his head I bet he was like *imagine I just left for 23 years*
BlastoiseBoy 1 this comment deeply entertained me omg 🐳
*They will love it*
BlastoiseBoy 1 😂😂😂😂
ahahah *they just got pranked*
I do this so often its not even funny
And he would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling nephew
Lmao
I wouldn't have been caught if it weren't for you pesky kids!
Almost had a heart attack reading this
For once the nephew diddled the uncle instead
And that's how the milk meme was made
my dad told me that this joke has been Around since he was a kid so I think it’s been around a while but it’s getting more popular
Terry Szymanski didn’t die. He just respawned
What an epic gamer
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Smuggle Snuggle *we
hey you Finally Woke up. You tried to Cross over that Border oh and that Thief over there
*Imagine leaving your family for 23 years to win a hide and seek game with your sons*
Elongated Muskrat wow
the ultimate dad joke
When i was 7 i went to the carnival with my dad . I went on a ride and he watched. When the ride turned around, i never saw him again. I've been on a ride my entire life since then.
please invest money in bowsette
Inquisitve m lmao what a strange father. he must've just been like _yeah, imma bounce now, i guess_
Just imagine eating cereal with water for 23 years😂
Ethan Risner *underrated comment*
This is beautiful...
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@@capfail4524 Pro tip: no one cares LMFAO
@@capfail4524 r/woosh
This man took “I’m gonna go get milk” to another level
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He never come bacc
Lol fam.lit.squad fam.
night time It’s Attack protect and back bruh
xRi_ke r/woooooosh it’s a joke kid.
@@confessor3380 dude you really are stupid aren't you
It is a meme saying protecc attacc
And then you do a rhyming word and end it with a cc
Example
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He think everything a snacc
Hermann Fegelein The master of antics she thicc, she quicc. But most important, her gadget stick. Who am I talking of?
R6S
The real crime is that he never came back with the milk
The real crime is that he used your fake ID card (3:17). Double identity theft.
Gangstasss
This man should be celebrated he flew out of state changed his identity got a new family and(to make it believable) to eventually build a barn or wherever the fucc cows are to milk the cow himself the saddest part is that snitch told on him one day before his big return
Mc lovin lmso u got ur pic from thos vid
Wasn't that what actually happened in a movie or something??
That kid is trying to give his dad an excuse... I'm glad the reporter kinda lowkey told him the real deal...
Zo Official I would poop on him
@Zo Official But the reporter was right. It is like someone in a abusive relationship. Someone needs to tell them how it is.
Women put their kids up for adoption and forget about them all the time that's life the son will be alright lol
Diana Fronsdahl pretty messed up not really his place at all to say anything like that... and to be *glad* about it? Lack of a better word? This is just sad imho.
Diana Fronsdahl and that shit was not low key lol it’s already a terribly negative situation and dude just trying to make the best of it but *NO* suggests the fucking obvious that his dads a piece of shit I wonder how many times he’s heard that from others or thought about it himself... smh
this man literally managed to make a whole new insulte for the internet
Can you explain me this 🗿?
@@TheforeverStory have you heard about the "dad has not came back with the milk" joke?
@@pickaxeboi3012 yeah I heard it but I dunno what that exactly means
what if he returns now with 50,000 gallons of milk ?
Wouldn’t a divorce be so much easier lmao what
Yup
He must have really wanted to withhold every fucking penny from her. Pretty fucked up.
JAMARI brother you had like less than a thousand subs when subscribed this is Trippy.
child support
That's what I'm saying thank youuu
when you abandon the leaf village
Nigga you everywhere
Dat sauske looking ass
My mans an Uchiha
Dat!!! My man!
Dat yo! What’s up dude?
He had unknowingly created the best dad joke ever that has ever existed.
This is a typical line when father abandoned their families in old times. They would always say I'm buying a Gallon of milk and then they would run off with their lover.
*Plot Twist:* "He did this to create the best dad joke ever."
That's not plot twist that's the actual plot
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@@ox0ox0o i-
@@ox0ox0o
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The things you could get away with in the 90s
arielartista even easier in the 60’s for sure I’d travel to that time 😂
My dad got away with it in 2009 soo
Jacek Kosowicz haha ripper
You still can now
look at that a 666 like
When you leave your old save half way through the story and start a second playthrough
jack171380 Omg this is so accurate
Why is this me?
when you restart with new game plus
When you complete half the game then quit and play something else
So me.
Really took the dad leaving to get milk joke to a whole level
He just searched for the best milk bottle
Spukki I love spukkines got milk from the most succulent cow
He actually built a huge ranch with 10.000 cows just to make sure he got enough milk for the breakfast
Justice Warrior lmao 😂
I hope he named it Ram Ranch
Justice Warrior EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
“Comes back 23 years later”
-sorry family that grocery store line don’t play
Lol
I forgot the milk
@Luutics *stolen*
You stole this
@Og Lazer STOLEN
so this is where the meme originated
Pffft my dad did it for 30 years
Edit: thanks for the likes you’re all invited to my next birthday party
And he still hasn't come back
Blitz Mustang you don’t have to rub it in
Pffft my dad this this for 40 years and I'm 27
Are you gatekeeping being SAd?
an internet Nobody you have some explaining to do buckeroo
Wasn’t there a meme about this before it was a true story 😂😫
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Hi linkmon
I think so 😂😂
Hi?
lol yea i think so, also nice videos
I clicked on this video because I knew there was gonna be funny comments.
Same
Same
Same
*SaMe*
I laughed out loud
He took the dad buying milk and never coming back jokes to the next level
Lol this guy literally started as level 1 crook, became level 35 boss, got caught being in the mafia and went back to being a level 1 crook.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is everyone a lvl 35 boss.....where's the reference
@@quaniraroa5991 thats just how the mafia be B)
No but really there's a crappy game for mobile called Mafia City and it has a bunch of really silly ad videos where you start off as a level 1 crook and then do something to make a bunch of money and you turn into a level 35 boss. It's so silly and random that it got popular just to make fun of the videos. Just a meme.
Xakuro Gaming ooh I've seen that game before thanks for explaining btw
@@quaniraroa5991 mobile game ads in a nutshell
Yo i think that milk expired now.
I bet the milk is now some funky ass cheese
Nate9273 the best cheese apparently
I’m gonna sub for that and also just to get you to 10,000
Lol
Cracked at “And I’m a parrot”
Andrey Dimitrov 😂
Same lol
I lost it lmaooo
Was looking for this comment 😂
Damn, this man must really hate his family if he did all that work.
He just wanted to escape child support and alimony for when he left his wife
@@persistentlypathetic6820 Yup, who wants to be a slave to a parasite who will get all you own and most of your money for the rest of your life? Pretty hard to start over when you are saddled with that shit. She would have pulled some shit and he wouldn't have got to see his kids anyways!
If the cigarette store is 2 miles away,and my dad is travelling at 30mph, why has my dad still not come back 7 years later?
@heinrich dolphus Looks like he fought Nappa
did u take into account wind direction?
@@hbkkidcorrupt Don't be so absurd. It's obviously the friction of the tires of his car on the road which provides the greatest resistance, thus reducing his speed.
@roland Even Stranger Stuff™
Ha this made me laugh
2 times in November on tiktok
1 time in October
And 2 times on Reddit
He probably studied and obtained MA and PhD in Agriculture, purchased a ranch and raised cows in order to give his family the best milk in the world but forgot about his family 😔
LMAO
"what did I buy these cows again for?"
Thats the plot to Fallout 4
Nahh the research took him 20+ years. He just succeeded.
Shit happens all the never.
Imagine faking your birthday for 23 years straight 😂
I know im a year late but this guy is literally a walking meme
Wait, when was I born again?
Eh excuse to get trashed
@@DAGIEBOB On a Wednesday
He didn’t like his current game stats and started a new one
That's how it started
_Why is my dad on this video?_
the real question is, why isnt my dad on this video
oh wait because he never came back
Who is my dad?
allahu akbar umm that’s tough I’m sorry 😐
what is a dad?
This man took the joke to far
Lolll
@tstath bruh dont use r/wooooosh if u dont know how to uss it
@tstath r/ihavereddit
@tstath thats not a woosh lol
@@thatguyb8054 r/ihaveihaveihavereddit
Everyones saying that this guy's thier dad
Guys chill
He's *our* dad
Deadass don't understand how this got so many likes-
*USSR anthem play
Sounds like communist propaganda
Their*
We all thought dad was going to get food. He didn’t come back because he starved to death on the way to the store.
He had a lot of kids
Man goed 23 years to get the most high quality milk, what an absolute giga Chad, he's getting in the top 10 best dads in the century 👏👏👏👏👏
He raised the dead fishermen’s net worth lmao
*FLORIDA MAN LEFT FAMILY FOR MILK*
Ron Anderson HE NEEDS SOME MILK
I guess he's a LV.35 boss now
KraseZ once he gets the milk he will be a LV.100 Boss my brother
Oh yeah
Oh yeah yeah I swear a hater is going go mess this up, it's all Jc Denton, next thing you know someone says *STOP* with some retarded profile pic
I SEE YOU EVERY WHEREE
Oh yeah yeah
This took "dad is never gonna come back after going to the almond milk shop" to another whole level
This guy made one of the most famous meme ever
Which one?
@@laylapiley7175 your dad who went to get milk
@Camden Kennedy racist
@Camden Kennedy lollll
The difference is that black dads were never there to begin with
Imagine this dude just shows up at their house after years and goes “honey, I got the milk”
Lmao
"that was hell of a line at the grocery store"
Time travel uncouncious
After they win the lottery
Rough for the kids tho...
I thought all dads did this? Is this not normal guys?
now i know where the "my dad went to get the milk" meme came from....
My dad went to get some cigarettes
38 years ago
My dad went out to throw out the trash...
This was 27 years ago. He took off with the trash..
Damn..
Feels bad
My dad went out for a drink with his friends 3 years ago... He came back just 2 hours later.
"That line at walmart was no joke."
*What a good dad!, spend 23 years to find the best quality milk for his family👌*
What a stolen comment!
@@wazzupmydawgz60 what? Nobody has said that!
@@wazzupmydawgz60 ahh I just checked the comments, and yes it looks similar to one but I didn't straight up copy it!
People said this like a month ago stupid
@@Devinwalker319 shut the fuck up kid
Imagine he lied to the first wife as well, imagine there was a first wife BEFORE the first wife
Ava Spiro Inspousetion!
X files song plays
20000 IQ
Imagine if he went back to that wife???
@@GerardWay4President lmaooo
my dad never came back with the milk so now I have to eat my ceral in water
Son: *Becomes Famous*
The Dad: *I Found The Milk*
😅😅😅😆
i would forgive my dad on the spot if he left me for 23 years to get milk but came back with a cow lol
Basically Eminem's father
300th like
I'd kick him out of my mansion, drinking said milk in a fancy champagne glass. Yes I am that cruel.
I'm no inspector gadget, but he wanted a divorce without child support
Hey! Look at 4:32! Terry died in the same county that parkland occurred in
And alimony....and the constant nagging sack of shit ex wife
Man Goes To Blow His Nose, Creates Tsunami In Japan.
im japanese and i agree
Now at 420 likes, ohh boii.
Theodore Yamada-Dessert
And that man’s name was Chuck Norris
As another Japanese I can also agree.
666 likes
Casual dream stans parents
dude imagine what the kids felts, they probably remembered their dad every time they saw a milk jug
fuck is a milk jar
Milk chug jug
Nah milk wasn't allowed in the house
best comment omg
oh so they got traumatized traumatized 😳
hey guys im gonna do a prank on my dad when he gets home
day 1
day 2
day 8395
The Furryman i’ve seen that before 😂
Nice pic
Not original
"and im a parrot" bruhhh im dead🤦🏽♂️💀
Lol I was crying 😂😂🤣💀
What was she trying 2 say lol
Nicole Simon I'm a parent
a very different person no it’s I’m a giraffe
@@averydifferentperson3765 o i thought she said perished
Plot twist: He was running a farm to get unlimited milk
He only took so long because he was reaching for the ones in the back.
Only the best for his family
InsideOutBH
I for one welcome our new milk overlords
UA-cam back again at recommending me some weird stuff😂😂😂🤣
GroovyBearTV at least this video is reccent instead of recommending me a video thats like 7 years old lol
@@100YardFumble Good. I hate when old videos are flooded with people using cringey mid late 2010s slang
GroovyBearTV hey dude my dad left to buy milk 13 years ago and hasn’t returned so don’t make fun of it
GroovyBearTV how is this weird?
GroovyBearTV same
This is Richard's dad from The Amazing World Of Gumball 😂
the hater the rat who is a scammer and a thief 🤣
@@j4dell Exactly 😂
That's what I though when I read the title
Lol
And his name was also Richard
The began of the meme of the dad milk lore
Plot twist: He went out for milk but he forgot his way back so he started a new base just like in Minecraft
And he got fresh milk.
He forgot where the store was so he went to a farm in which took him 23 years to get to
this happen to me in minecraft ;-;
Dad: Player
Son: Abandoned Dogs
My dads been at the corner store looking for those damn cigarettes for 22 years. Poor customer service
Steve Martin, damb dog. I think my dad is at that same corner store 🤔
"Honey, I'm home! I brought the milk!"
Looks down at the spoiled milk.
"Oh shit. It's expired. Honey, I'll be right back! I need to get new milk!"
Dead 🤣
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@@nush- another 2 decades*
Long story short he'll come back after another 23 years😂
@Mogau Sithole sounds like Jeepers Creepers
Guys calm down... there was just no milk at the store and it took a long time for them to realize that they had no more milk.
It's all chill
This Walmart checkout lanes are no joke
Shivi97 Yeah cause half of them don't even have cashiers running them 😏😂
Tbh the dead guy would have been happy this man stole his identity. The dude got a pilots license and owned a plane and houses lmao what a legend
simsek cool that’s a fact
I bet he improved the dead guys credit score lmao
That's awful, those poor kids were probably traumatized 😨😢
because *_THERES NO MALK_*
Oh fucking hell
Yea no milk for 24 years would be more then traumatizing
@@dripsensei_6639 not if they were lactose intolerant
@@theveganvillainess Hello again lol