Man Goes Out For Milk, Leaves Family For 23 Years

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  • Richard Hoagland's wife and kids had no idea what happened to him after he disappeared in 1993, this until he was found living in Florida with a brand new life!
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  • @JAMARISPEAKS
    @JAMARISPEAKS  5 років тому +4235

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  • @leeandrew6555
    @leeandrew6555 5 років тому +23931

    That's brutal for them kids. Growing up for 23 years without milk.

    • @timothyhoke6739
      @timothyhoke6739 5 років тому +609

      Lee Raynold I’m sure the got some milk along the way if you know what I mean 😂

    • @ericb.7354
      @ericb.7354 5 років тому +136

      @@timothyhoke6739 wooosh

    • @Biggest_subhuman
      @Biggest_subhuman 5 років тому +343

      Rip cereals

    • @dindis4359
      @dindis4359 5 років тому +418

      @@ericb.7354 r/wooosh

    • @ericb.7354
      @ericb.7354 5 років тому +50

      @@Metztii wooosh

  • @johnathangalarza2289
    @johnathangalarza2289 5 років тому +12637

    *Comes back after 23 years with milk*
    "That was hell of a line at the grocery store"

    • @Gorbeastgaming
      @Gorbeastgaming 5 років тому +150

      Lmao

    • @suripuki1984
      @suripuki1984 5 років тому +198

      @@GorbeastgamingDont. Fucking. Think. About. Saying. It.

    • @Ariana-wk3ec
      @Ariana-wk3ec 5 років тому +67

      @@suripuki1984 oh yeah yeah

    • @Techrzz
      @Techrzz 5 років тому +51

      @@suripuki1984 oh yeah yeah

    • @sirstarz
      @sirstarz 5 років тому +49

      @@suripuki1984 Oh yeah yeah

  • @yah3413
    @yah3413 5 років тому +2846

    He’s still deciding between low fat and skim

    • @pocaricandy
      @pocaricandy 5 років тому +96

      Yahya Bana I heard he actually decided on almond milk

    • @robloxisanunderratedgame5998
      @robloxisanunderratedgame5998 5 років тому +18

      @@pocaricandy ew

    • @pocaricandy
      @pocaricandy 5 років тому +31

      Pungeon Bysteam4 it was one of the reasons he went to jail

    • @Kai-vc5gb
      @Kai-vc5gb 5 років тому +3

      @@pocaricandy yummy milk

    • @7reasons617
      @7reasons617 5 років тому +7

      Whole milk is the only acceptable choice

  • @fizzerclips6753
    @fizzerclips6753 3 роки тому +2107

    His son : wins the lottery
    The dad : "YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW LONG THE LINE WAS"

  • @MSPaintDaily
    @MSPaintDaily 5 років тому +5354

    Bruh hes obviously still in the line for the milk, He just doing his best for the family.

    • @mmiisshhaa
      @mmiisshhaa 5 років тому +14

      MS Paint Daily
      i recognize you!!! lol i remember you replyed to a guy saying our god has shown up and i replyed now you are my god^ lol

    • @mr.generic5100
      @mr.generic5100 5 років тому +2

      misha what?

    • @MSPaintDaily
      @MSPaintDaily 5 років тому

      @@mmiisshhaa I think I've seen u too lmao

    • @carlosmatos9848
      @carlosmatos9848 5 років тому +11

      Maybe he went out to milk some cows himself and got mixed up with the wrong crowd

    • @sjk7467
      @sjk7467 5 років тому +2

      Ikr they said they wanted milk. i wait in line for 23 years and the first thing they wanna do it bitch. Oops, looks like we're out of milk again.

  • @iateurtacos7900
    @iateurtacos7900 5 років тому +4755

    *dad comes back after 23 years*
    _”hey sorry the milk was in another aisle”_

    • @notjohndoe6878
      @notjohndoe6878 4 роки тому +140

      More like in another aisle half way across the world and 1 plane ticket and a family later

    • @Druggy-Doggo
      @Druggy-Doggo 4 роки тому +36

      LMFAOOOO 😂😂😂

    • @LucFx17
      @LucFx17 4 роки тому +25

      the milk was in a dungeon but i couldnt win the boss fight and respawned in africa

    • @sweetcait
      @sweetcait 4 роки тому +1

      Lmfao xD

    • @yaboi1288
      @yaboi1288 4 роки тому +7

      more like in another dimension

  • @kmphysics
    @kmphysics 5 років тому +1999

    Son: *You left us for 23 years, why?*
    Dad: *They were out of milk*

    • @stirfrysuicide8913
      @stirfrysuicide8913 5 років тому +43

      kmphysics he searched the world for more milk

    • @negroconbazuca1621
      @negroconbazuca1621 5 років тому +7

      You know i had to do it to em

    • @beep898
      @beep898 5 років тому +2

      The perfect father

    • @justjillhere1648
      @justjillhere1648 5 років тому +2

      @@stirfrysuicide8913 that sounds like a good plot for a story

    • @keboi1553
      @keboi1553 5 років тому +1

      999 likes

  • @dynahzm
    @dynahzm 7 місяців тому +52

    SO THIS IS WHAT STARTED THE "FATHER LEFT TO GET MILK" JOKE

    • @gracelovesag646
      @gracelovesag646 3 місяці тому +4

      My biological dad disapeared 10 years ago for some coca cola form store.

    • @melomateus_m.r
      @melomateus_m.r 3 місяці тому +3

      Nah, it's just a variation on the more common occurrence of 'leaving to buy cigarettes'.

  • @suitupted8327
    @suitupted8327 5 років тому +2562

    *comes back*
    “That line at Walmart was no joke”

  • @Sam-cy7mw
    @Sam-cy7mw 5 років тому +2556

    *Comes back 23 years later*
    "Damn that line sure was something"

    • @roardinoson7
      @roardinoson7 5 років тому +27

      thekoelkid Which kind of lines we talking about here

    • @Sam-cy7mw
      @Sam-cy7mw 5 років тому +12

      Obluda A line at the store

    • @roardinoson7
      @roardinoson7 5 років тому +15

      thekoelkid I thought my man was smashing cocaine

    • @masicbemester
      @masicbemester 5 років тому +4

      @@roardinoson7 Cocainetercourse

    • @randywhite3947
      @randywhite3947 2 роки тому

      Lol

  • @michaelschram1547
    @michaelschram1547 5 років тому +2297

    Dad went out for a pack
    And never came back

    • @coachj127
      @coachj127 5 років тому +16

      Bars

    • @MegalonioMusic
      @MegalonioMusic 5 років тому +26

      Roses are Red
      Violets are whack
      Dad went out for a pack
      And never came back

    • @beepbop9676
      @beepbop9676 5 років тому +1

      *WHEEEEZE*

    • @ScoutGuy
      @ScoutGuy 5 років тому +1

      @@MegalonioMusic fell fell in a crack
      and got wiggity whacked

    • @thelastpillowbender2078
      @thelastpillowbender2078 5 років тому

      Scout And that was when his family saw they were fucked.

  • @aviadd
    @aviadd Рік тому +71

    So here is where the meme started....

    • @DINOxANAS
      @DINOxANAS Рік тому +13

      Ohh this is why people in comments always says that
      Daddy went to get milk and never returned smth like that lol

  • @toxicity1657
    @toxicity1657 5 років тому +3795

    His son: *wins the lottery*
    The dad: "I GUESS YOU WONDERED WERE I'VE BEEN"

  • @marthelmelakskusele4020
    @marthelmelakskusele4020 5 років тому +2385

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly, he never come bacc

  • @aaaaa6roku
    @aaaaa6roku 5 років тому +2805

    Maybe the milk kidnapped him and he escaped.

    • @goose5423
      @goose5423 5 років тому +80

      Probably the milk wanted revenge as the man killed his younger milk brother by drinking him

    • @Naz-tq1yc
      @Naz-tq1yc 5 років тому +54

      It’s true, I was the milk.

    • @Artemis-wu8vo
      @Artemis-wu8vo 5 років тому +7

      Lmao

    • @shadi1760
      @shadi1760 5 років тому +7

      Yeah the milk grew legs and walked away with him

    • @memesauce7703
      @memesauce7703 5 років тому +6

      are you dumb? how can milk kidnapped a guy ur so stoopid

  • @eden20111
    @eden20111 2 роки тому +99

    I’m really surprised the wife didn’t initially thought he went missing… if it were my spouse, I would immediately contact police and file a missing person report.. this just goes to show she knew he was gonna leave 😬

    • @crazybobert5243
      @crazybobert5243 2 роки тому +3

      Eddy onto something

    • @MMYpvzh
      @MMYpvzh 2 роки тому +8

      This video is the backstory of every genshin impact player ever

  • @youssefzehry9421
    @youssefzehry9421 5 років тому +674

    imagine if he came back 20 years later and was like "they had no milk"

    • @MrCEO-1
      @MrCEO-1 5 років тому +79

      "I forgot the milk"

    • @mightyshady1016
      @mightyshady1016 5 років тому +50

      Or worse. He brings milk and is like im back honey

    • @MrCEO-1
      @MrCEO-1 5 років тому +23

      Lmao "its all one big misunderstanding i just went out to get some milk judge"

    • @thesavagekingz1014
      @thesavagekingz1014 5 років тому +6

      Just Bring The Milk
      DAD:I Was Living Under A Rock For 17 Years

    • @riven8351
      @riven8351 5 років тому +6

      Imagine he bringz back some half assed organic almond skim milk

  • @jamesm1041
    @jamesm1041 5 років тому +2335

    Imagine he actually came back with the milk after 23 years

    • @monadejaneiro
      @monadejaneiro 5 років тому +205

      In the same exact outfit 😂

    • @hang_kentang6709
      @hang_kentang6709 5 років тому +188

      @@monadejaneiro and calmly said "so, what did i miss?"

    • @fsuarezj3367
      @fsuarezj3367 5 років тому +124

      “Sorry kids, the line was kinda long”

    • @jaaxoon
      @jaaxoon 5 років тому +32

      “F#ckin’ time portals”

    • @thepretender5499
      @thepretender5499 5 років тому +4

      HAHAHAAHHAHAHA

  • @sibby6554
    @sibby6554 5 років тому +3838

    Soooo... did they put his picture on the milk carton?

  • @MRGAMER-nb8xn
    @MRGAMER-nb8xn 2 роки тому +80

    mad respect for the dads who went to buy some milk and stayed in the line for 23 years

    • @Carthunder1983
      @Carthunder1983 2 місяці тому

      Legends say he is still waiting on the line

  • @danielholland123456
    @danielholland123456 5 років тому +742

    obviously, he wanted to raise his own cows to ensure his family gets the most organic milk possible.

    • @somegirl1940
      @somegirl1940 5 років тому +3

      Duuuhhhh🤦‍♀🤦‍♀

    • @alienshxt
      @alienshxt 2 роки тому +1

      @@somegirl1940 we gonna answer duuuuh🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
      Duuuuh = s + s
      So we gonna estimate the answer to be s
      S is equivalent to shut so we use shut as the estimate answer
      So 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ has her hand raising up so therefore the answer is up
      So shut + up = shut up

    • @justflyingbi
      @justflyingbi 2 роки тому +6

      @@alienshxt wut

    • @starwolfcyberlight4546
      @starwolfcyberlight4546 2 роки тому +2

      @@alienshxt Don't act like ya Einstein with a Literature Degree in English.

    • @ayansaid6865
      @ayansaid6865 2 роки тому +3

      @@starwolfcyberlight4546 My brain went through 21 DIFFERENT stage of confusion to understand what this comment is. I assume he is combining Einstien amazing knowledge with a literary degree even if the person you are replying to is doing pseudo-math.

  • @Cuenh
    @Cuenh 5 років тому +5514

    *_did he atleast bring the milk back?_*

    • @derry9755
      @derry9755 5 років тому +73

      xcuen i know right smh my head

    • @fiona3532
      @fiona3532 5 років тому +128

      He brought his new wife’s breastmilk

    • @bunny8995
      @bunny8995 5 років тому +39

      He drank it on the way to the airport

    • @Brad772006
      @Brad772006 5 років тому +5

      Thank you, was curious about this also.

    • @toyotatrd
      @toyotatrd 5 років тому +3

      Hopefully

  • @thelejindoflenk8294
    @thelejindoflenk8294 5 років тому +1186

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He never brought the milk bacc

  • @CreeperG0d
    @CreeperG0d 2 роки тому +29

    My dad also went for milk. Me and my mom couldn't wait for him anymore and my mom took me to the store, then she found one of her friends and spent 30 years talking with her, there we found my dad who found the best quality milk.

  • @jamwither9847
    @jamwither9847 5 років тому +665

    23 years of eating cereal without the milk

  • @Catstok420
    @Catstok420 5 років тому +2450

    My dad went for cigarettes 2 months ago. Im guessing hes looking for a good pack

    • @Catstok420
      @Catstok420 5 років тому +89

      @McGinnis 34 never thought of that

    • @millwalljoey8350
      @millwalljoey8350 5 років тому +69

      He died of cancer on the way to the store

    • @jacobalejandro4930
      @jacobalejandro4930 5 років тому +86

      Maybe it’s just traffic

    • @AllTimeAutoReviews
      @AllTimeAutoReviews 5 років тому +38

      hes still deciding which flavor of newports to get

    • @andoooa
      @andoooa 5 років тому +23

      Maybe he lost his way back home

  • @TimDimNuderu
    @TimDimNuderu 5 років тому +900

    Judging by the title, I assume the dude left for milk, then came back 23 years later to the family, torn clothes, skinny, bloodied up, and said, "I got the milk"

  • @cvsvwev
    @cvsvwev 2 роки тому +52

    *man this guy took "my dad went to buy milk" to a whole other level*

  • @rei5756
    @rei5756 4 роки тому +3658

    The dad will probably come back when the family wins lottery.

    • @tracksam3174
      @tracksam3174 4 роки тому +31

      DAMN

    • @kailavillavilla8371
      @kailavillavilla8371 4 роки тому +54

      Thatz how they all are

    • @notky848
      @notky848 4 роки тому +11

      Heck yeah! I would too tf.

    • @tylerwilson3507
      @tylerwilson3507 4 роки тому +29

      @@kailavillavilla8371 not all are, My father never left my brother, mother, or me. He was there every single time and he's still here.

    • @kailavillavilla8371
      @kailavillavilla8371 4 роки тому +43

      @@tylerwilson3507 im talking about the ones that actuqlly want to leave you and your family not all fathers are the same

  • @blastoiseboy8177
    @blastoiseboy8177 5 років тому +2274

    in his head I bet he was like *imagine I just left for 23 years*

    • @chaitea3421
      @chaitea3421 5 років тому +16

      BlastoiseBoy 1 this comment deeply entertained me omg 🐳

    • @adloltery
      @adloltery 5 років тому +26

      *They will love it*

    • @jasonchilado
      @jasonchilado 5 років тому +5

      BlastoiseBoy 1 😂😂😂😂

    • @natalie-cr7uc
      @natalie-cr7uc 5 років тому +4

      ahahah *they just got pranked*

    • @ilanzatonski8826
      @ilanzatonski8826 5 років тому +3

      I do this so often its not even funny

  • @jankfoots
    @jankfoots 5 років тому +717

    And he would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling nephew

    • @lunar8222
      @lunar8222 5 років тому +16

      Lmao

    • @iane7474
      @iane7474 5 років тому +21

      I wouldn't have been caught if it weren't for you pesky kids!

    • @chrismac1507
      @chrismac1507 5 років тому +4

      Almost had a heart attack reading this

    • @Grandmaster-Kush
      @Grandmaster-Kush 5 років тому +15

      For once the nephew diddled the uncle instead

  • @russiansoldier4696
    @russiansoldier4696 2 роки тому +12

    And that's how the milk meme was made

    • @RhettMueller864
      @RhettMueller864 2 роки тому +1

      my dad told me that this joke has been Around since he was a kid so I think it’s been around a while but it’s getting more popular

  • @rogerwhite9940
    @rogerwhite9940 5 років тому +1463

    Terry Szymanski didn’t die. He just respawned

  • @elonmusk6205
    @elonmusk6205 5 років тому +2719

    *Imagine leaving your family for 23 years to win a hide and seek game with your sons*

    • @jorgeresindiz9690
      @jorgeresindiz9690 5 років тому +5

      Elongated Muskrat wow

    • @buckplug2423
      @buckplug2423 5 років тому +43

      the ultimate dad joke

    • @inquisitvem6723
      @inquisitvem6723 5 років тому +15

      When i was 7 i went to the carnival with my dad . I went on a ride and he watched. When the ride turned around, i never saw him again. I've been on a ride my entire life since then.

    • @shaoyvxn
      @shaoyvxn 5 років тому

      please invest money in bowsette

    • @3brendan933
      @3brendan933 5 років тому +5

      Inquisitve m lmao what a strange father. he must've just been like _yeah, imma bounce now, i guess_

  • @SussyFortskinNiteFreakbob
    @SussyFortskinNiteFreakbob 5 років тому +4921

    Just imagine eating cereal with water for 23 years😂

  • @DrR.
    @DrR. 2 роки тому +19

    This man took “I’m gonna go get milk” to another level

  • @hermannfegeleinthemasterof6198
    @hermannfegeleinthemasterof6198 5 років тому +3876

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He never come bacc

    • @nighttime6569
      @nighttime6569 5 років тому +14

      Lol fam.lit.squad fam.

    • @confessor3380
      @confessor3380 5 років тому +2

      night time It’s Attack protect and back bruh

    • @timmytheawesomeapplesauce7033
      @timmytheawesomeapplesauce7033 5 років тому +47

      xRi_ke r/woooooosh it’s a joke kid.

    • @RaulGomez-ic6ob
      @RaulGomez-ic6ob 5 років тому +20

      @@confessor3380 dude you really are stupid aren't you
      It is a meme saying protecc attacc
      And then you do a rhyming word and end it with a cc
      Example
      He protecc
      He attacc
      But most importantly
      He think everything a snacc

    • @RegularSpork
      @RegularSpork 5 років тому +2

      Hermann Fegelein The master of antics she thicc, she quicc. But most important, her gadget stick. Who am I talking of?
      R6S

  • @mclovin7326
    @mclovin7326 5 років тому +621

    The real crime is that he never came back with the milk

    • @continuousself-improvement1879
      @continuousself-improvement1879 5 років тому +18

      The real crime is that he used your fake ID card (3:17). Double identity theft.

    • @niallkcummins1006
      @niallkcummins1006 5 років тому

      Gangstasss

    • @Milly_loco
      @Milly_loco 5 років тому +4

      This man should be celebrated he flew out of state changed his identity got a new family and(to make it believable) to eventually build a barn or wherever the fucc cows are to milk the cow himself the saddest part is that snitch told on him one day before his big return

    • @jad7950
      @jad7950 5 років тому

      Mc lovin lmso u got ur pic from thos vid

    • @PrincessNine
      @PrincessNine 5 років тому +1

      Wasn't that what actually happened in a movie or something??

  • @cypher237
    @cypher237 5 років тому +1269

    That kid is trying to give his dad an excuse... I'm glad the reporter kinda lowkey told him the real deal...

    • @bigboibilly3251
      @bigboibilly3251 5 років тому +14

      Zo Official I would poop on him

    • @Joeybsmooth
      @Joeybsmooth 5 років тому +75

      @Zo Official But the reporter was right. It is like someone in a abusive relationship. Someone needs to tell them how it is.

    • @E.R225
      @E.R225 5 років тому +6

      Women put their kids up for adoption and forget about them all the time that's life the son will be alright lol

    • @levissk8boy
      @levissk8boy 5 років тому +1

      Diana Fronsdahl pretty messed up not really his place at all to say anything like that... and to be *glad* about it? Lack of a better word? This is just sad imho.

    • @levissk8boy
      @levissk8boy 5 років тому +4

      Diana Fronsdahl and that shit was not low key lol it’s already a terribly negative situation and dude just trying to make the best of it but *NO* suggests the fucking obvious that his dads a piece of shit I wonder how many times he’s heard that from others or thought about it himself... smh

  • @pickaxeboi3012
    @pickaxeboi3012 Рік тому +34

    this man literally managed to make a whole new insulte for the internet

    • @TheforeverStory
      @TheforeverStory Рік тому

      Can you explain me this 🗿?

    • @pickaxeboi3012
      @pickaxeboi3012 Рік тому +1

      @@TheforeverStory have you heard about the "dad has not came back with the milk" joke?

    • @TheforeverStory
      @TheforeverStory Рік тому

      @@pickaxeboi3012 yeah I heard it but I dunno what that exactly means

  • @goldiful9439
    @goldiful9439 5 років тому +1151

    what if he returns now with 50,000 gallons of milk ?

  • @lilacangel1275
    @lilacangel1275 5 років тому +2474

    Wouldn’t a divorce be so much easier lmao what

    • @JAMARISPEAKS
      @JAMARISPEAKS  5 років тому +171

      Yup

    • @greenpigking6974
      @greenpigking6974 5 років тому +304

      He must have really wanted to withhold every fucking penny from her. Pretty fucked up.

    • @greenpigking6974
      @greenpigking6974 5 років тому +6

      JAMARI brother you had like less than a thousand subs when subscribed this is Trippy.

    • @JCMELKOR
      @JCMELKOR 5 років тому +62

      child support

    • @NugWithSauce
      @NugWithSauce 5 років тому +1

      That's what I'm saying thank youuu

  • @DatDaDatty
    @DatDaDatty 5 років тому +1755

    when you abandon the leaf village

  • @thealphaandtheomega.
    @thealphaandtheomega. Рік тому +7

    He had unknowingly created the best dad joke ever that has ever existed.

    • @underdogtv2855
      @underdogtv2855 3 місяці тому

      This is a typical line when father abandoned their families in old times. They would always say I'm buying a Gallon of milk and then they would run off with their lover.

  • @justamanofculture12
    @justamanofculture12 4 роки тому +4094

    *Plot Twist:* "He did this to create the best dad joke ever."

  • @arielartista93
    @arielartista93 5 років тому +1202

    The things you could get away with in the 90s

    • @woah9122
      @woah9122 5 років тому +40

      arielartista even easier in the 60’s for sure I’d travel to that time 😂

    • @theousel3293
      @theousel3293 4 роки тому +58

      My dad got away with it in 2009 soo

    • @woah9122
      @woah9122 4 роки тому +8

      Jacek Kosowicz haha ripper

    • @helpingman4442
      @helpingman4442 4 роки тому +2

      You still can now

    • @kjcomputer
      @kjcomputer 4 роки тому

      look at that a 666 like

  • @jack171380
    @jack171380 5 років тому +569

    When you leave your old save half way through the story and start a second playthrough

  • @owenposer6720
    @owenposer6720 2 роки тому +9

    Really took the dad leaving to get milk joke to a whole level

  • @spukkiilovespukkines3568
    @spukkiilovespukkines3568 5 років тому +529

    He just searched for the best milk bottle

    • @Sebastian-jr3cf
      @Sebastian-jr3cf 5 років тому

      Spukki I love spukkines got milk from the most succulent cow

  • @justicewarrior9187
    @justicewarrior9187 5 років тому +873

    He actually built a huge ranch with 10.000 cows just to make sure he got enough milk for the breakfast

    • @hamgil
      @hamgil 5 років тому +8

      Justice Warrior lmao 😂

    • @mg6945
      @mg6945 5 років тому +3

      I hope he named it Ram Ranch

    • @m3rksittdownn423
      @m3rksittdownn423 5 років тому +1

      Justice Warrior EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @RamzaBeo
    @RamzaBeo 5 років тому +1091

    “Comes back 23 years later”
    -sorry family that grocery store line don’t play

  • @majmaj69
    @majmaj69 2 роки тому +8

    so this is where the meme originated

  • @ed-qk8zs
    @ed-qk8zs 5 років тому +1670

    Pffft my dad did it for 30 years
    Edit: thanks for the likes you’re all invited to my next birthday party

    • @blitzmustang1588
      @blitzmustang1588 5 років тому +54

      And he still hasn't come back

    • @ed-qk8zs
      @ed-qk8zs 5 років тому +62

      Blitz Mustang you don’t have to rub it in

    • @rottingbnnvy
      @rottingbnnvy 5 років тому +26

      Pffft my dad this this for 40 years and I'm 27

    • @Deviiss
      @Deviiss 5 років тому +4

      Are you gatekeeping being SAd?

    • @ed-qk8zs
      @ed-qk8zs 5 років тому +5

      an internet Nobody you have some explaining to do buckeroo

  • @Linkmon99
    @Linkmon99 5 років тому +3870

    Wasn’t there a meme about this before it was a true story 😂😫

  • @_VictorGrantz_
    @_VictorGrantz_ 5 років тому +1529

    I clicked on this video because I knew there was gonna be funny comments.

  • @mayaa.650
    @mayaa.650 2 роки тому +7

    He took the dad buying milk and never coming back jokes to the next level

  • @xakurogaming
    @xakurogaming 5 років тому +547

    Lol this guy literally started as level 1 crook, became level 35 boss, got caught being in the mafia and went back to being a level 1 crook.

    • @Bigmaupin30
      @Bigmaupin30 5 років тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @quaniraroa5991
      @quaniraroa5991 5 років тому

      Why is everyone a lvl 35 boss.....where's the reference

    • @xakurogaming
      @xakurogaming 5 років тому +7

      @@quaniraroa5991 thats just how the mafia be B)
      No but really there's a crappy game for mobile called Mafia City and it has a bunch of really silly ad videos where you start off as a level 1 crook and then do something to make a bunch of money and you turn into a level 35 boss. It's so silly and random that it got popular just to make fun of the videos. Just a meme.

    • @quaniraroa5991
      @quaniraroa5991 5 років тому +2

      Xakuro Gaming ooh I've seen that game before thanks for explaining btw

    • @Ketchupnoodles
      @Ketchupnoodles 2 роки тому +1

      @@quaniraroa5991 mobile game ads in a nutshell

  • @Skooshikun
    @Skooshikun 5 років тому +575

    Yo i think that milk expired now.

    • @Nate9273
      @Nate9273 5 років тому +4

      I bet the milk is now some funky ass cheese

    • @amor4895
      @amor4895 5 років тому +2

      Nate9273 the best cheese apparently

    • @qenten05
      @qenten05 5 років тому

      I’m gonna sub for that and also just to get you to 10,000

    • @nigwardyoda8095
      @nigwardyoda8095 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @Annon739
    @Annon739 5 років тому +548

    Cracked at “And I’m a parrot”

  • @timilehyinhussain7963
    @timilehyinhussain7963 2 роки тому +18

    Damn, this man must really hate his family if he did all that work.

    • @persistentlypathetic6820
      @persistentlypathetic6820 2 роки тому +1

      He just wanted to escape child support and alimony for when he left his wife

    • @jhayes9863
      @jhayes9863 2 роки тому

      @@persistentlypathetic6820 Yup, who wants to be a slave to a parasite who will get all you own and most of your money for the rest of your life? Pretty hard to start over when you are saddled with that shit. She would have pulled some shit and he wouldn't have got to see his kids anyways!

  • @nolongerjuicyboiz4413
    @nolongerjuicyboiz4413 5 років тому +620

    If the cigarette store is 2 miles away,and my dad is travelling at 30mph, why has my dad still not come back 7 years later?

    • @sketchstevens5859
      @sketchstevens5859 5 років тому +16

      @heinrich dolphus Looks like he fought Nappa

    • @hbkkidcorrupt
      @hbkkidcorrupt 5 років тому +46

      did u take into account wind direction?

    • @nolongerjuicyboiz4413
      @nolongerjuicyboiz4413 5 років тому +30

      @@hbkkidcorrupt Don't be so absurd. It's obviously the friction of the tires of his car on the road which provides the greatest resistance, thus reducing his speed.

    • @masicbemester
      @masicbemester 5 років тому +1

      @roland Even Stranger Stuff™

    • @AsheWasTooken
      @AsheWasTooken 5 років тому +8

      Ha this made me laugh
      2 times in November on tiktok
      1 time in October
      And 2 times on Reddit

  • @richardnixon2639
    @richardnixon2639 5 років тому +872

    He probably studied and obtained MA and PhD in Agriculture, purchased a ranch and raised cows in order to give his family the best milk in the world but forgot about his family 😔

    • @saeteune1918
      @saeteune1918 5 років тому +7

      LMAO

    • @dr.snowman4883
      @dr.snowman4883 5 років тому +41

      "what did I buy these cows again for?"

    • @roberts.9299
      @roberts.9299 5 років тому +3

      Thats the plot to Fallout 4

    • @lutfiramly4168
      @lutfiramly4168 Рік тому +1

      Nahh the research took him 20+ years. He just succeeded.

    • @penpad5555
      @penpad5555 Рік тому

      Shit happens all the never.

  • @ItsJustRoseLove
    @ItsJustRoseLove 4 роки тому +456

    Imagine faking your birthday for 23 years straight 😂

    • @hiroshiramasendjews9539
      @hiroshiramasendjews9539 3 роки тому +24

      I know im a year late but this guy is literally a walking meme

    • @DAGIEBOB
      @DAGIEBOB 3 роки тому +2

      Wait, when was I born again?

    • @frankmundo4300
      @frankmundo4300 3 роки тому +1

      Eh excuse to get trashed

    • @coolgaming4910
      @coolgaming4910 3 роки тому

      @@DAGIEBOB On a Wednesday

    • @klaystaccs
      @klaystaccs 3 роки тому +2

      He didn’t like his current game stats and started a new one

  • @OPK_OBSCENERY
    @OPK_OBSCENERY 2 роки тому +3

    That's how it started

  • @SNOLLYS
    @SNOLLYS 5 років тому +1322

    _Why is my dad on this video?_

    • @SporkMan_
      @SporkMan_ 5 років тому +59

      the real question is, why isnt my dad on this video

    • @SporkMan_
      @SporkMan_ 5 років тому +43

      oh wait because he never came back

    • @haydenj4391
      @haydenj4391 5 років тому +6

      Who is my dad?

    • @slumpskd1382
      @slumpskd1382 5 років тому

      allahu akbar umm that’s tough I’m sorry 😐

    • @jobiden1234
      @jobiden1234 5 років тому +7

      what is a dad?

  • @wifiracing9588
    @wifiracing9588 4 роки тому +1485

    This man took the joke to far

  • @MXIX222
    @MXIX222 5 років тому +2971

    Everyones saying that this guy's thier dad
    Guys chill
    He's *our* dad
    Deadass don't understand how this got so many likes-

    • @IR-Fan
      @IR-Fan 5 років тому +102

      *USSR anthem play

    • @miebero8725
      @miebero8725 5 років тому +55

      Sounds like communist propaganda

    • @andrewistall
      @andrewistall 5 років тому +7

      Their*

    • @BenDover-lm1kq
      @BenDover-lm1kq 5 років тому +24

      We all thought dad was going to get food. He didn’t come back because he starved to death on the way to the store.

    • @igatosis9609
      @igatosis9609 5 років тому +5

      He had a lot of kids

  • @deadchannelagainaeeerrrrrr6047
    @deadchannelagainaeeerrrrrr6047 2 роки тому +10

    Man goed 23 years to get the most high quality milk, what an absolute giga Chad, he's getting in the top 10 best dads in the century 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @mute1050
    @mute1050 5 років тому +314

    He raised the dead fishermen’s net worth lmao

  • @3brendan933
    @3brendan933 5 років тому +345

    *FLORIDA MAN LEFT FAMILY FOR MILK*

  • @e92catt
    @e92catt 5 років тому +647

    I guess he's a LV.35 boss now

    • @jordanireland7981
      @jordanireland7981 5 років тому +14

      KraseZ once he gets the milk he will be a LV.100 Boss my brother

    • @dadedavisprod.4899
      @dadedavisprod.4899 5 років тому

      Oh yeah

    • @Gorbeastgaming
      @Gorbeastgaming 5 років тому

      Oh yeah yeah I swear a hater is going go mess this up, it's all Jc Denton, next thing you know someone says *STOP* with some retarded profile pic

    • @yourmom2833
      @yourmom2833 5 років тому

      I SEE YOU EVERY WHEREE

    • @Daniel-gj2ih
      @Daniel-gj2ih 5 років тому

      Oh yeah yeah

  • @specialistdeadmaxyayodente6588
    @specialistdeadmaxyayodente6588 2 роки тому +5

    This took "dad is never gonna come back after going to the almond milk shop" to another whole level

  • @ccxertzy
    @ccxertzy 4 роки тому +1951

    This guy made one of the most famous meme ever

  • @mockingwizard
    @mockingwizard 3 роки тому +1410

    Imagine this dude just shows up at their house after years and goes “honey, I got the milk”

  • @pat7785
    @pat7785 5 років тому +416

    I thought all dads did this? Is this not normal guys?

  • @coregaming69420
    @coregaming69420 Рік тому +5

    now i know where the "my dad went to get the milk" meme came from....

  • @naytevanmackelberg2057
    @naytevanmackelberg2057 5 років тому +452

    My dad went to get some cigarettes
    38 years ago

    • @jmonsyt
      @jmonsyt 5 років тому +35

      My dad went out to throw out the trash...
      This was 27 years ago. He took off with the trash..

    • @naytevanmackelberg2057
      @naytevanmackelberg2057 5 років тому +1

      Damn..

    • @naytevanmackelberg2057
      @naytevanmackelberg2057 5 років тому +1

      Feels bad

    • @jyggalag9838
      @jyggalag9838 5 років тому +16

      My dad went out for a drink with his friends 3 years ago... He came back just 2 hours later.

    • @dedman5780
      @dedman5780 5 років тому +3

      "That line at walmart was no joke."

  • @dizzyfizzy4203
    @dizzyfizzy4203 5 років тому +2269

    *What a good dad!, spend 23 years to find the best quality milk for his family👌*

    • @wazzupmydawgz60
      @wazzupmydawgz60 5 років тому +14

      What a stolen comment!

    • @dizzyfizzy4203
      @dizzyfizzy4203 5 років тому +35

      @@wazzupmydawgz60 what? Nobody has said that!

    • @dizzyfizzy4203
      @dizzyfizzy4203 5 років тому +27

      @@wazzupmydawgz60 ahh I just checked the comments, and yes it looks similar to one but I didn't straight up copy it!

    • @Devinwalker319
      @Devinwalker319 5 років тому +2

      People said this like a month ago stupid

    • @dizzyfizzy4203
      @dizzyfizzy4203 5 років тому +19

      @@Devinwalker319 shut the fuck up kid

  • @avaspiro7114
    @avaspiro7114 5 років тому +664

    Imagine he lied to the first wife as well, imagine there was a first wife BEFORE the first wife

  • @SuperForce789
    @SuperForce789 2 роки тому +3

    my dad never came back with the milk so now I have to eat my ceral in water

  • @PandaGamer-Studios
    @PandaGamer-Studios 3 роки тому +846

    Son: *Becomes Famous*
    The Dad: *I Found The Milk*

    • @MuscularMan008
      @MuscularMan008 3 роки тому +5

      😅😅😅😆

    • @evenhartwick4422
      @evenhartwick4422 3 роки тому +22

      i would forgive my dad on the spot if he left me for 23 years to get milk but came back with a cow lol

    • @137_nameernoor9
      @137_nameernoor9 3 роки тому +7

      Basically Eminem's father

    • @razz_tv1859
      @razz_tv1859 3 роки тому

      300th like

    • @mcrfan343
      @mcrfan343 2 роки тому +1

      I'd kick him out of my mansion, drinking said milk in a fancy champagne glass. Yes I am that cruel.

  • @TJIzzy
    @TJIzzy 5 років тому +289

    I'm no inspector gadget, but he wanted a divorce without child support

    • @skitboyz7418
      @skitboyz7418 5 років тому

      Hey! Look at 4:32! Terry died in the same county that parkland occurred in

    • @persistentlypathetic6820
      @persistentlypathetic6820 5 років тому

      And alimony....and the constant nagging sack of shit ex wife

  • @theodoreyd
    @theodoreyd 5 років тому +940

    Man Goes To Blow His Nose, Creates Tsunami In Japan.

  • @NE34DP
    @NE34DP 2 роки тому +4

    Casual dream stans parents

  • @youssefzehry9421
    @youssefzehry9421 5 років тому +1046

    dude imagine what the kids felts, they probably remembered their dad every time they saw a milk jug

    • @deathpawn9
      @deathpawn9 5 років тому +32

      fuck is a milk jar

    • @dankestclout851
      @dankestclout851 5 років тому +29

      Milk chug jug

    • @MissLesy
      @MissLesy 5 років тому +18

      Nah milk wasn't allowed in the house

    • @WILLS98
      @WILLS98 5 років тому +1

      best comment omg

    • @chillvibes375
      @chillvibes375 5 років тому +3

      oh so they got traumatized traumatized 😳

  • @chadangeles3856
    @chadangeles3856 5 років тому +703

    hey guys im gonna do a prank on my dad when he gets home
    day 1
    day 2
    day 8395

  • @9994L-g3k
    @9994L-g3k 5 років тому +628

    "and im a parrot" bruhhh im dead🤦🏽‍♂️💀

    • @afiyajones9619
      @afiyajones9619 4 роки тому +2

      Lol I was crying 😂😂🤣💀

    • @nicolesimon6396
      @nicolesimon6396 4 роки тому +3

      What was she trying 2 say lol

    • @averydifferentperson3765
      @averydifferentperson3765 4 роки тому +14

      Nicole Simon I'm a parent

    • @DivineOrange
      @DivineOrange 4 роки тому +1

      a very different person no it’s I’m a giraffe

    • @DB-cx6uc
      @DB-cx6uc 3 роки тому +1

      @@averydifferentperson3765 o i thought she said perished

  • @Respect-ez6xw
    @Respect-ez6xw 2 роки тому +3

    Plot twist: He was running a farm to get unlimited milk

  • @myttydohun4851
    @myttydohun4851 5 років тому +235

    He only took so long because he was reaching for the ones in the back.

    • @lilbupp7664
      @lilbupp7664 5 років тому +2

      Only the best for his family

    • @revolvingworld2676
      @revolvingworld2676 5 років тому

      InsideOutBH
      I for one welcome our new milk overlords

  • @GroovyBearTV
    @GroovyBearTV 5 років тому +998

    UA-cam back again at recommending me some weird stuff😂😂😂🤣

    • @100YardFumble
      @100YardFumble 5 років тому +10

      GroovyBearTV at least this video is reccent instead of recommending me a video thats like 7 years old lol

    • @Dank_Dank
      @Dank_Dank 5 років тому +1

      @@100YardFumble Good. I hate when old videos are flooded with people using cringey mid late 2010s slang

    • @weewarrior1228
      @weewarrior1228 5 років тому

      GroovyBearTV hey dude my dad left to buy milk 13 years ago and hasn’t returned so don’t make fun of it

    • @allangomez4135
      @allangomez4135 5 років тому

      GroovyBearTV how is this weird?

    • @gamgoose
      @gamgoose 5 років тому

      GroovyBearTV same

  • @thehater222
    @thehater222 5 років тому +338

    This is Richard's dad from The Amazing World Of Gumball 😂

  • @Depresedlolang
    @Depresedlolang 2 роки тому +2

    The began of the meme of the dad milk lore

  • @collinsgichuhi8255
    @collinsgichuhi8255 3 роки тому +671

    Plot twist: He went out for milk but he forgot his way back so he started a new base just like in Minecraft

  • @jakob4177
    @jakob4177 5 років тому +296

    My dads been at the corner store looking for those damn cigarettes for 22 years. Poor customer service

    • @alexb5275
      @alexb5275 5 років тому +1

      Steve Martin, damb dog. I think my dad is at that same corner store 🤔

  • @jerrymoreno6498
    @jerrymoreno6498 5 років тому +2129

    "Honey, I'm home! I brought the milk!"
    Looks down at the spoiled milk.
    "Oh shit. It's expired. Honey, I'll be right back! I need to get new milk!"

    • @feralr6538
      @feralr6538 5 років тому +52

      Dead 🤣

    • @zacky333.
      @zacky333. 4 роки тому +7

      420th like

    • @shwetamathur8626
      @shwetamathur8626 3 роки тому +11

      @@nush- another 2 decades*

    • @sithxle7546
      @sithxle7546 3 роки тому +7

      Long story short he'll come back after another 23 years😂

    • @BartBasquiato
      @BartBasquiato 3 роки тому

      @Mogau Sithole sounds like Jeepers Creepers

  • @realmiHOh
    @realmiHOh 3 роки тому +10

    Guys calm down... there was just no milk at the store and it took a long time for them to realize that they had no more milk.
    It's all chill

  • @shivi9799
    @shivi9799 5 років тому +235

    This Walmart checkout lanes are no joke

    • @skinni_the_P00hBear
      @skinni_the_P00hBear 4 роки тому +1

      Shivi97 Yeah cause half of them don't even have cashiers running them 😏😂

  • @simsekcool9595
    @simsekcool9595 5 років тому +256

    Tbh the dead guy would have been happy this man stole his identity. The dude got a pilots license and owned a plane and houses lmao what a legend

  • @theveganvillainess
    @theveganvillainess 5 років тому +667

    That's awful, those poor kids were probably traumatized 😨😢

    • @bananatorpedo275
      @bananatorpedo275 5 років тому +44

      because *_THERES NO MALK_*

    • @water9892
      @water9892 5 років тому

      Oh fucking hell

    • @dripsensei_6639
      @dripsensei_6639 5 років тому +25

      Yea no milk for 24 years would be more then traumatizing

    • @theveganvillainess
      @theveganvillainess 5 років тому +2

      @@dripsensei_6639 not if they were lactose intolerant

    • @shawn4116
      @shawn4116 5 років тому

      @@theveganvillainess Hello again lol