Joseph Joestar "Your next line is" compilation.

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  • Опубліковано 21 чер 2014
  • MAJOR SPOILERS.
    Dont say i didnt warn you.
    From Jojo's Bizzare Adventure:Battle Tendency.But you already know that,dont you?
    I might do something similar with "Yare yare daze" when the Stardust Crusaders anime is complete.
    But then again,it would probably be a 30 minutes vídeo.
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  • @tomaskaila
    @tomaskaila Рік тому +9208

    It pains me that they only allowed this trick to be done properly once, against Straits. The disturbing thing about Joseph's trick is that he and his victim are saying the same line in sync, confusing the ever living shit out of them. When they play the line one after the other, it loses a lot of the effect

    • @RTU130
      @RTU130 Рік тому +87

      Ye

    • @ZarisWhiteFoot
      @ZarisWhiteFoot Рік тому +990

      I feel that too, I was literally thinking they should have played their voices saying it together.

    • @hwelse
      @hwelse Рік тому +1139

      Y'know, I disagree.
      The way I see it, Joseph is waiting for the moment that his opponent is all caught up in their emotions, and when the moment is right, he goes in for the psychological flex.
      I figure that's what Esidisi was doing with Joseph as well, with the "I'm gonna wipe that smile off your face!" bit.

    • @justaguywholikesdoujins566
      @justaguywholikesdoujins566 Рік тому +129

      @@hwelse Yep that's basically how he does it

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw Рік тому +91

      i think that's how it was intended in the manga

  • @troyboy2311
    @troyboy2311 5 років тому +16643

    Joseph:*predicts enemy's next line
    The entire color palette of JoJoverse:
    Its time to get funky

    • @AxeCatcher
      @AxeCatcher 4 роки тому +527

      I guess that funky color got stuck on part 4

    • @tonytonychopper999
      @tonytonychopper999 4 роки тому +310

      The entire color palette of JoJoverse: parkour!

    • @BigViskus
      @BigViskus 4 роки тому +162

      Color pallets: Cha Cha real smooth

    • @shikipatche
      @shikipatche 4 роки тому +74

      The entire color palette of Jojoverse: *allow us to introduce ourselves*

    • @Larc560
      @Larc560 4 роки тому +19

      Troy Boy color palette: New funky mode

  • @LethalMonarch
    @LethalMonarch 3 роки тому +8748

    When Esidisi pulled a “your next line is...” I was honestly scared

    • @SuperDababy2
      @SuperDababy2 3 роки тому +533

      Same, but then he started crying and I knew he had lost

    • @adriel7657
      @adriel7657 3 роки тому +242

      your next line is "wamuu joestar"

    • @ohno3736
      @ohno3736 3 роки тому +57

      @@SuperDababy2 but then he stopped

    • @yournextlineis964
      @yournextlineis964 3 роки тому +84

      @@adriel7657 wamuu joestar *gasp* wait a second you can't do that that's my line!!!

    • @adriel7657
      @adriel7657 3 роки тому +41

      @@yournextlineis964 your next line is: your next line is: your next line is:

  • @TheLordeHenrique
    @TheLordeHenrique 3 роки тому +18587

    Your next line is: "I wish old Joseph kept doing that!"

    • @tw1ck487
      @tw1ck487 3 роки тому +3604

      I wish old Joseph kept doi- NANIIII!!!!

    • @siestaaaa8607
      @siestaaaa8607 2 роки тому +2451

      I wish old jose-YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL THUNDE CROSSO SPLITO ATTAACCCC

    • @urushihara_
      @urushihara_ 2 роки тому +597

      @@siestaaaa8607 wryyyyyy

    • @boreasthehero
      @boreasthehero 2 роки тому +480

      I wish old Joseph kept doing tha- AAAAAAAAAH?!

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 2 роки тому +424

      I wish old Joseph ke-
      AHA! YOU HAVE TRIGGERED MY TRUMP CARD, 137 METER EMERALDO SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @GayLPer
    @GayLPer 2 роки тому +4768

    An idea I remember hearing from some of the more old-school JoJo fans is that, since Joseph is British, he would read comics from left to right, but manga is, naturally, written right to left.
    So in the manga, he's actually reading what his opponent says before they actually say it, and that's why he's able to do this trick.

    • @ProfessorWeird
      @ProfessorWeird 2 роки тому +383

      Brilliant

    • @rainfyre2694
      @rainfyre2694 Рік тому +375

      OH MY GOD

    • @stillzeuvermensch7646
      @stillzeuvermensch7646 Рік тому +440

      HOOOORRRY SHIIEEEEETTT

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 Рік тому +77

      I mean... he'd have to be reading the whole thing and also technically anyone should be able to do it if they have the manga lol. So it doesn't make much sense.

    • @princenobody5595
      @princenobody5595 Рік тому +128

      @@buddermonger2000 It's almost like you didn't actually read the comment

  • @roomba3397
    @roomba3397 4 роки тому +4205

    When you die on the same level for so long that you finally memorized all of the boss dialogues.

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 4 роки тому +86

      Accurate

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 роки тому +135

      Next you’ll say: _ROADAROLLA DAAAAA!!!_

    • @cj_ridz1515
      @cj_ridz1515 3 роки тому +80

      @@dracodeanglicus3857 ROAD ROLLER D- NANI?!

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 3 роки тому +51

      Your next line is "NANOMACHINES, SON!"

    • @MrOof-ob8uw
      @MrOof-ob8uw 3 роки тому +41

      @@diegomedina9637
      NANO MACHINES, SON!
      W- WHAT THE HELL?!

  • @oijosuke9879
    @oijosuke9879 4 роки тому +2546

    Joseph then: Next you'll say...
    Joseph now: HOOOMAIGAAAAAAD

    • @kirby3781
      @kirby3781 4 роки тому +89

      Feel sad about Joseph is not clever then before... QQ

    • @josecarlosmartinezrodrigue1451
      @josecarlosmartinezrodrigue1451 4 роки тому +154

      @@kirby3781 every Jojo is getting nerfed after his history... If they survive...

    • @JAYREMYhlgs
      @JAYREMYhlgs 4 роки тому +117

      Might be an unpopular opinion but I thought Jospeh sucked after BT. He was cool back in that part and after he became old he just felt a little dull to me. I mean “homaigahd” is funny and all, as Joseph is meant to be a funny character, but what made Joseph truly stand out was his brains. In the parts to come he just feels completely helpless when it comes to stuff like that. I mean I only watch the show and I’m only halfway through part 4 as of now so... that’s all I can base my claims off of

    • @chinesefood7350
      @chinesefood7350 4 роки тому +74

      @@JAYREMYhlgs I agree, they nerfed him so hard and he wasn't remotely close to how smart he was in battle tendency

    • @BabuBabu-ip6oh
      @BabuBabu-ip6oh 4 роки тому +46

      Hermit Purple had so much potential, considering it could map out and pinpoint specific objects in a city, as seen with that growth stand when he used it to find a tar barrel.

  • @nguyentranduchungpotter3241
    @nguyentranduchungpotter3241 2 роки тому +1457

    smokey : why did you bring 10 gernade and 1 tommy gun in a cafe joseph?
    joseph : it's a surprise tool that will help us later

  • @brxl33
    @brxl33 3 роки тому +4736

    Joseph is probably the funniest character in the series

    • @josephjoestar9038
      @josephjoestar9038 2 роки тому +93

      why thank u

    • @jrozlie2280
      @jrozlie2280 2 роки тому +48

      And he made The manga brothers funny too

    • @Coffeetime110
      @Coffeetime110 2 роки тому +18

      @@josephjoestar9038 OH MY GODDD ITS YOU

    • @mr.trophy0912
      @mr.trophy0912 2 роки тому +5

      @@jrozlie2280 lol

    • @jrozlie2280
      @jrozlie2280 2 роки тому +7

      @@Coffeetime110 Incase ur a religious person you shouldn't use God's name in vain but if ur not then it's ur free choice

  • @beeman5436
    @beeman5436 5 років тому +18920

    I think the funniest part is the gasp after they realize Joseph guessed their line.

    • @wanfahim3583
      @wanfahim3583 5 років тому +736

      Agreed.. That shit had me dying lol

    • @blxoom
      @blxoom 5 років тому +489

      0:14 0:31 0:44 1:07

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 5 років тому +444

      1:38 [Even himself]
      2:21

    • @JayDay013
      @JayDay013 5 років тому +100

      That's exactly why I laugh my ass off all the time 😂

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 5 років тому +72

      @@Aflay1 his ingeniousness scares himself

  • @SonyaKano
    @SonyaKano 5 років тому +4557

    Your next line is: I know about the affair and I want a divorce.
    Suzi Q: -.-
    Joseph: WAIT...!

  • @landolff18
    @landolff18 2 роки тому +4928

    Can we just take a second to admire how Wamuu is one of the best JoJo villains of all time?

    • @toazethegecko
      @toazethegecko 2 роки тому +72

      Yeah he is

    • @jiffy6969
      @jiffy6969 2 роки тому +36

      Kira is better I'd say

    • @frank8917
      @frank8917 2 роки тому +179

      @@jiffy6969 how about no

    • @jiffy6969
      @jiffy6969 2 роки тому +12

      @@frank8917 Sure

    • @frank8917
      @frank8917 2 роки тому +221

      @@jiffy6969 your next line is: “it’s my personal opinion you chump”

  • @ganbuno
    @ganbuno 2 роки тому +1161

    I love Joseph Joestar from all the Joestars. No overrated power, no cool acts. Just full of trickery, confidence and sense of humor.

    • @jerry5876
      @jerry5876 Рік тому +55

      80% plot armor, unless he practiced those tricks, it's hard to pull it off 1st time

    • @mundano2479
      @mundano2479 Рік тому +154

      @@jerry5876 Every jojo has plot armor as his main power haha

    • @milkymace9502
      @milkymace9502 Рік тому +46

      The whole point of jojos winning is their asspull power and godly luck

    • @scaramouche2618
      @scaramouche2618 Рік тому +4

      And lucky bastard tbh lol

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts Рік тому +21

      @@mundano2479 except Jonathan

  • @emanuelandrei4616
    @emanuelandrei4616 4 роки тому +39635

    Jonathan: Being a gentleman and fighting fair.
    Jotaro: Punching until the enemy is dead
    Joseph: Fuking around until you somehow win the battle.

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 4 роки тому +5174

      Josuke: All of the above
      Giorno: Death by piano

    • @tanall5959
      @tanall5959 4 роки тому +2638

      @@M4x_P0w3r Actually Josuke is 'punch holes in bystanders to win. Then fix the hole.'

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 4 роки тому +1178

      @@tanall5959 Or "punch people into things to fuse them forever"

    • @DioBrando-qi9so
      @DioBrando-qi9so 4 роки тому +1514

      Don't forget that Joseph invented the secret Joestar plan

    • @sgyt1264
      @sgyt1264 4 роки тому +474

      Dio Brando yep...and that is
      RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

  • @nicklarocco4178
    @nicklarocco4178 5 років тому +9251

    Jojo planned Kars' birth so he could fight him.

    • @shaleqsandre9733
      @shaleqsandre9733 5 років тому +334

      Jojo is Aizen

    • @tyrrellgilmore
      @tyrrellgilmore 5 років тому +51

      I chuckled

    • @omkarshirgaonkar9800
      @omkarshirgaonkar9800 5 років тому +127

      @@shaleqsandre9733 don't compare Aizen to Jojo. Jojo is an all rounder planer and a strategist while Aizen is only a Strategist. Jojo can plan in an ongoing battle even if the odds are stacked against him while Aizen can only remain clam if he has a plan in Advance.

    • @faceless6822
      @faceless6822 5 років тому

      999 likes 👀

    • @cort_ex1365
      @cort_ex1365 5 років тому +11

      @@omkarshirgaonkar9800 still aizen would destroy everyone in jojo

  • @thefoxsaysno9951
    @thefoxsaysno9951 3 роки тому +1603

    Joseph after Suzi Q finds out about Josuke
    "You're next line is.. We're getting a divorce!"

    • @hypercommand8778
      @hypercommand8778 3 роки тому +209

      Suzi Q: We're getting a divorce!!!
      (Gasp)

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 3 роки тому +20

      @@hypercommand8778 and she still did it anyways like a person with pig rank

    • @Shrek_Iguess
      @Shrek_Iguess 2 роки тому +56

      @@hypercommand8778 and then remarried.

    • @Yanj1bo1
      @Yanj1bo1 2 роки тому +90

      Suzi Q:your next line is "Nigerundayo"
      Joseph:Nigerundayo!

    • @HarshitSharma-vx1ne
      @HarshitSharma-vx1ne 2 роки тому +32

      @@Yanj1bo1 Joseph: (gasp)

  • @adim2427
    @adim2427 3 роки тому +1563

    Your next line is "part 6 has been officially announced"

    • @joelgamersonic6450
      @joelgamersonic6450 3 роки тому +172

      Part 6 has been officially announced
      Whoa what?

    • @eri4392
      @eri4392 3 роки тому +10

      Yay

    • @Hehe-ib9ys
      @Hehe-ib9ys 3 роки тому +61

      Part 6 has been officially announced
      BA-BAKANA!!!!!!!!

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 3 роки тому +10

      Part 6 has been officially announced.
      *(!) **_GASP_*

    • @Spower2.0
      @Spower2.0 3 роки тому +14

      Part 6 has been officially announced
      *NANI!?*

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 5 років тому +5873

    Joseph: No one can use my line prediction technique against me!
    Esidisi: *_Observe._*

    • @watchyojet1358
      @watchyojet1358 5 років тому +34

      I think it should be the other way around

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 років тому +65

      @X4TERUMI there's a massive chance that Esidisi used that beafore falling asleep and used it again in the fight with Joseph

    • @quagnam438
      @quagnam438 5 років тому +6

      @X4TERUMI why not lol

    • @darthrevan8737
      @darthrevan8737 5 років тому +2

      Sbeve

    • @indomie177
      @indomie177 5 років тому +9

      Epitaph : Observe

  • @Phoebe457
    @Phoebe457 3 роки тому +1972

    Nothing’s scarier than a random mysterious attractive British man predicting your every move

    • @Phoebe457
      @Phoebe457 3 роки тому +4

      @Renuka borgaonkar Hi!

    • @Phoebe457
      @Phoebe457 3 роки тому +2

      @@thedonnie1 Alchemist boyfriend loves all

    • @Phoebe457
      @Phoebe457 3 роки тому +2

      @Renuka borgaonkar No promises

    • @josebohrer4361
      @josebohrer4361 3 роки тому +8

      technically hes american right? cause he was born in new york

    • @Phoebe457
      @Phoebe457 3 роки тому +22

      @@josebohrer4361 Lisa Lisa and Jorge are both British, so he’s entirely British too. It’s genetics, not birthplace

  • @alexchen2850
    @alexchen2850 3 роки тому +827

    To be honest, out of all the jojo’s, Joseph is the most hilarious one XD

  • @cheesebiscuitanimations3645
    @cheesebiscuitanimations3645 2 роки тому +189

    3:36 “I plan everything!”
    *So Josuke was planned right?*

    • @jotarokujo9984
      @jotarokujo9984 2 роки тому +5

      Lmao

    • @Balls242
      @Balls242 2 роки тому +47

      I mean without josuke morioh would have a higher crime rate

    • @islam.peachfull
      @islam.peachfull 2 роки тому +5

      Damnnnnnn

    • @whimsicalchronicles8798
      @whimsicalchronicles8798 Місяць тому

      @@Balls242 until a gang decided to mess with yoshikage kira then they all end up getting killed

  • @moe2184
    @moe2184 4 роки тому +31286

    this is the same guy who almost died on an escalator

    • @misterl1668
      @misterl1668 4 роки тому +5759

      The same guy who got beat with an umbrella by an older woman because she thought he was gay for Avdol.

    • @theyousefsecondone1257
      @theyousefsecondone1257 4 роки тому +3109

      @@misterl1668 the same guy who cheated with a cute italian woman

    • @h0bbylessperson59
      @h0bbylessperson59 4 роки тому +362

      and next you're gonna say is ZA WARUDO

    • @EliteSurvive
      @EliteSurvive 4 роки тому +527

      The same guy who didn't know how to buy items from a baby store.

    • @somethingiwillremember1239
      @somethingiwillremember1239 4 роки тому +101

      @@h0bbylessperson59 and next you're going to say "Why are you replying to this stupid ass reply?"

  • @Star_l0rdd
    @Star_l0rdd 4 роки тому +4145

    Joeseph : Your next line is
    ACDC : *Uno Reverse Card*

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 Рік тому +154

    I love that every one of these villains HEARS Joseph say their next line, then says it anyways and gets shocked. Don’t even change a word or two just to make him TECHNICALLY wrong.

    • @TheTakato122
      @TheTakato122 Рік тому +47

      Because in the manga, they're actually saying it at the exact same time that he does.

    • @BayesianBeing
      @BayesianBeing Рік тому +13

      ​@@TheTakato122i actually like it more this way lol

    • @omkarpatole9013
      @omkarpatole9013 Рік тому +15

      You could argue that joseph always says it in a moment where they are either really anxious or caught up in their victory so they just subconsciously parrot what he says

    • @Lambent_Omega
      @Lambent_Omega 10 місяців тому +26

      At 0:26 is how it's actually supposed to play out. It's the only moment they get it right. He's saying it at the exact same time as them, which is more impressive than simply guessing their next line, and way more impressive for bystanders who see that he guesses even *how* they say their next line.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 3 місяці тому +1

      Something really hilarious is that the videogames follow the anime rather than the manga and like, some of the quotes are really dang long. The trick shouldn't work with those because the opponent has enough time to adjust and not subcontiously play along, but it still does somehow.

  • @vincentthendean7713
    @vincentthendean7713 4 роки тому +4991

    Joseph: Your next line is...
    Esidisi: _no u_
    Joseph: *wait, that's illegal*

    • @TheGuy64_YT
      @TheGuy64_YT 4 роки тому +81

      I always thought it was ACDC xD I’m stupid

    • @viktorayy
      @viktorayy 4 роки тому +152

      @@TheGuy64_YT It is lol! Esidisi is just the translated "let's not get sued" version. The original Japanese uses band names, songs, etc.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 роки тому +53

      Image something like:
      Joseph: Your next line is "I am an idiot... wait..."
      Random person: I am an idiot. Hehehe... Got you!

    • @mudalad1215
      @mudalad1215 4 роки тому +2

      Vincent Thendean *wait, thats illegal*

    • @phoenixgamer10gaming18
      @phoenixgamer10gaming18 4 роки тому +4

      viktorayy ‹з no... it was always Esidisi, even before copyright reasons
      Same for Kars and Wammu, Santana was however changed in translation.

  • @stevepensando2593
    @stevepensando2593 4 роки тому +2564

    Me: Your next line is "you have 3:50 minutes to live"
    Doctor: You have 3:50 minutes to... NANI???

  • @Christian-gp4ld
    @Christian-gp4ld 3 роки тому +179

    He mastered the first step of combat psychology.

  • @NimbusDeluxe90125
    @NimbusDeluxe90125 3 роки тому +214

    Joseph’s mind is able to calculate the situation faster than most computers.

  • @Bruh-vd1pp
    @Bruh-vd1pp 3 роки тому +6275

    Remember:This guy was the one who defeated 4 pillar men, but still lost to a escalator

    • @bahhalso9651
      @bahhalso9651 3 роки тому +308

      Almost

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp 3 роки тому +68

      @@bahhalso9651 Indeed.

    • @zkdelta8014
      @zkdelta8014 3 роки тому +356

      If it's not alive, he can't fight back against it once he's cornered, lol. I can imagine Joseph getting cornered by a shopping cart and scream for his life rather than DIO cornering him instead

    • @yournextlineis964
      @yournextlineis964 3 роки тому +80

      I have traumatized to that escalator 🗿

    • @NegusInParis01
      @NegusInParis01 3 роки тому +20

      They did him dirty

  • @MrSuvvri
    @MrSuvvri 8 років тому +7913

    young joseph: your next line is "OOOOOH NOOOOO!!"
    old joseph: OOOOOOOH NOOOO!! OOOOH MY GOOOOOD

    • @jaredsamples6969
      @jaredsamples6969 8 років тому +849

      SANADA BEEITCH!!

    • @SovietJazzLord
      @SovietJazzLord 8 років тому +371

      NANI !?

    • @whoareyou5077
      @whoareyou5077 8 років тому +596

      HORY SHETTT

    • @ButtonMasherReal
      @ButtonMasherReal 8 років тому +464

      "OH NO!"
      "And then, after that, you're gonna say 'OH MY GOD!'"
      "OH MY GOD!"
      "And even after that, you're next line is gonna be 'HOLY SHIT!'"
      "HOLY SHIT!"

    • @scoutkirby144
      @scoutkirby144 7 років тому +334

      "And after that, you're gonna say 'SON OF A BITCH!'"
      "SON OF A BITCH!"

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 2 роки тому +102

    I always loved that trick. The idea that he outsmarted them at every point, them realizing too late that he had, was always a nice flourish to his fights.
    That and lying to Car at the end always made me laugh. :P

  • @christian.xavier.villagran
    @christian.xavier.villagran 3 роки тому +52

    2:40 He just couldn’t help himself 😂

  • @beejeebees493
    @beejeebees493 4 роки тому +18304

    I love how Hermit Purple is basically just "your next line is-" in Stand form

  • @Kerorofan1990
    @Kerorofan1990 6 років тому +3666

    "I plan everything!
    ...Except that bastard son with the pompadour. He was an accident."

    • @cidoet3360
      @cidoet3360 5 років тому +609

      *Josuke: wHaT dO yOu SaY aBoUt My HaIr?*

    • @wateryourplants5771
      @wateryourplants5771 5 років тому +327

      Joseph actually KNEW Kira would happen and planned ahead by impregnating a woman in morioh to counter Kira.

    • @GetterBane
      @GetterBane 5 років тому +174

      @@wateryourplants5771 The absolute madlad he is I can see that actually being canon in the original timeline

    • @tixelch
      @tixelch 5 років тому +18

      @@cidoet3360
      *DORARARARA!*

    • @ddorgo
      @ddorgo 5 років тому +3

      @@cidoet3360 do do do do do dora

  • @decrizor4900
    @decrizor4900 3 роки тому +214

    Jonathon: Challenge them to a gentleman duel
    Joseph: Plan out every tactic and haha hamon trap go brr
    Jotaro: Beat the hell out of them if they piss you off.
    Josuke: Accept fate and deal with it unless they badmouth your hair
    Giorno: tell them you have a dream.

    • @toazethegecko
      @toazethegecko 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @elaina2047
      @elaina2047 2 роки тому +7

      Giorno: You will never reach the truth

    • @frank8917
      @frank8917 2 роки тому +1

      And the other 3?

    • @rapraptan8084
      @rapraptan8084 2 роки тому +13

      @@frank8917 Jolyne: Also beat the shit out of them
      Johnny: "Jesus told me"
      I havent finished part 8 so i dont know who gappy is that much

    • @lubu682
      @lubu682 2 роки тому

      @@rapraptan8084 johnny: _guess I'll commit suicide_
      _arigato... gyro_

  • @TheWonder_OfU
    @TheWonder_OfU 2 роки тому +37

    The Old Joseph one against Empress was probably my favorite mostly because I hadn’t heard it for an entire part until that. I got so hype.

  • @DrQuasi
    @DrQuasi 5 років тому +4848

    I sometimes forget that Joseph Joestar used to be this young guy

    • @rexhepmuaremi3328
      @rexhepmuaremi3328 4 роки тому +178

      Shame

    • @sketcher4362
      @sketcher4362 4 роки тому +59

      @@rexhepmuaremi3328 Same*

    • @pat7370
      @pat7370 4 роки тому +185

      @@sketcher4362 No, shame

    • @sketcher4362
      @sketcher4362 4 роки тому +20

      @@pat7370 No, it's same. I "relate" to the main comment. It was a joke.

    • @g-money-money
      @g-money-money 4 роки тому +20

      Sketcher why did you have to put an asterisk then

  • @NingenZeroKeikaku
    @NingenZeroKeikaku 4 роки тому +2904

    Joseph vs Joseph
    Your next line is! “Your next line is!”

    • @justanothercommentercarryo8367
      @justanothercommentercarryo8367 4 роки тому +399

      This starts an endless cycle of predicting the next line, until eventually, Joseph and Joseph both stop thinking.

    • @jakeken8110
      @jakeken8110 4 роки тому +76

      He knows too much, we must capture immediately

    • @Xidphel
      @Xidphel 4 роки тому +146

      Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
      Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
      Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
      Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
      Your next line is! “Your next line is!”

    • @rabburtt1841
      @rabburtt1841 4 роки тому +69

      @@justanothercommentercarryo8367 This is requiem

    • @krel7160
      @krel7160 4 роки тому +34

      All you've done is created the Joseph equivalent of "Wha-"

  • @juvenalromero6306
    @juvenalromero6306 3 роки тому +29

    Imagine Joseph in SC:
    Joseph: Your next line is... [The World]!
    DIO: THE WO... What!?
    Joseph: *Stops time*

  • @mr.cobalt1668
    @mr.cobalt1668 2 роки тому +49

    I remember someone once joked that the reason Joseph can predict enemy lines is because he's American and thus perceiving the events depicted in the pages of his manga in the wrong order.

  • @confusedjay717
    @confusedjay717 5 років тому +2141

    Araki:
    Joseph, how many times do i have to tell you not to look at the anime's script?

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 5 років тому +133

      How many dogs have you killed in your career?

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 років тому +74

      Araki: what's a dog?

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 5 років тому +90

      @@paperluigi6132 Araki: I don't know, how many crumbs of bread have you eaten in your life?

    • @peacefuldestroyer2135
      @peacefuldestroyer2135 5 років тому +9

      Suckerman7 GM crumbs of bread? Not the line

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 5 років тому +16

      @@peacefuldestroyer2135 You got Brando'd by Dio Brando!

  • @dimetrodon2250
    @dimetrodon2250 3 роки тому +7446

    Your next line is, “happy 100th birthday, Joseph”

    • @katjavalentina
      @katjavalentina 3 роки тому +176

      holy shit thanks for reminding me

    • @Cremiru
      @Cremiru 3 роки тому +568

      Happy 100th Birthday, Joseph.
      *NANI?*

    • @sjsjdmjwjwjakp1884
      @sjsjdmjwjwjakp1884 3 роки тому +74

      He stills alive

    • @xdarkielflyxnight3679
      @xdarkielflyxnight3679 3 роки тому +44

      No part 6 everyone dies expect the part 6 people even jotaro dies

    • @ayaanarshad869
      @ayaanarshad869 3 роки тому +23

      Virgotaku joesph was born in September 1920

  • @npc8108
    @npc8108 3 роки тому +19

    3:06 here i hearing sono chi no sadame song

  • @HarshRajAlwaysfree
    @HarshRajAlwaysfree 5 років тому +10128

    Joseph Joestar was so OP with is unmatched Superior IQ and Gifted abilities
    That they had to nerf him down for startdust crusade

    • @tylerrunyan1428
      @tylerrunyan1428 5 років тому +222

      Harsh Raj Always free the brain ages 2

    • @jayveeruzforce905
      @jayveeruzforce905 5 років тому +779

      @@tylerrunyan1428
      But he became a Moron!! That's too much of a change. So its just straight-out nerfing.

    • @Johten
      @Johten 5 років тому +578

      Jay Veeru Z force in part 3 no Joseph was still just as intelligent then again, All Jojo get nerfed the next part.

    • @jayveeruzforce905
      @jayveeruzforce905 5 років тому +334

      @@Johten
      I stopped seeing Part-3, But seeing peoples comments and clips, Joseph ain't anywhere as witty and intellectual as back then.
      He damn got killed by a KNIFE!!! Which he could've bounced off by Hardening his skin, tanked it, etc, But he just straight-out died.
      Only to be revived by Jotaro.

    • @thewildtigre3339
      @thewildtigre3339 5 років тому +605

      @@jayveeruzforce905 he got killed by a knife that was trown by a vampire whit supermatural strenght that it almost equal to a stand while time was stopped.

  • @sketchydude8431
    @sketchydude8431 5 років тому +1535

    Kars: This is it, JoJo!
    Joseph: *I'm going to do what's known as a pro gamer move.*

    • @aname4141
      @aname4141 4 роки тому +33

      Sketchy Dude NIGERUNDAYO!!!

    • @rhiana6905
      @rhiana6905 4 роки тому +1

      kars about to take the m a j o r L

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 4 роки тому +1

      @He mustve felt proud I mean if PewDiePie is a pro gamer and he's doing a pro gamer move...

  • @SleepingGas
    @SleepingGas Рік тому +14

    The transition at 2:59 is...just wow

  • @Hanaziro727
    @Hanaziro727 2 роки тому +164

    The fact that Esidisi predicted his next line WITHOUT Hermit Purple is completely unexplained, but badass anyway.

    • @VerdugoMoment
      @VerdugoMoment Рік тому +8

      I mean joeseph doesn't have hermit purple here so idk what you are talking about.

    • @Hanaziro727
      @Hanaziro727 Рік тому +15

      @@VerdugoMoment It was already hinted at by the opening that hermit purple was developed at this time, you can go watch an analysis of the opening

    • @VerdugoMoment
      @VerdugoMoment Рік тому +5

      @@Hanaziro727 you mean the opening that came out after the part 3 manga lol. Theirs zero evidence he has it in part 2.

    • @massimilianoreali4398
      @massimilianoreali4398 Рік тому +9

      ​@@VerdugoMoment also araki has confirmed that this is true

    • @FateDarkess
      @FateDarkess Рік тому +9

      @@VerdugoMoment Araki the mangaka confirmed he has hermit purple in part 2

  • @_gamepatcher_3177
    @_gamepatcher_3177 4 роки тому +5571

    Now you're going to say next:
    "Joseph Joestar is the best Jojo"

    • @abrahamtusan3373
      @abrahamtusan3373 4 роки тому +868

      Joseph Joestar is the best Jojo
      *gasp* how did you...

    • @wolfkiller3298
      @wolfkiller3298 4 роки тому +368

      Brrrraka monoga i was gonna say joseph is the bes-...
      NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!

    • @soupgaming5948
      @soupgaming5948 4 роки тому +164

      Joseph Joestar is the best JoJo! Wait a minnute...

    • @ignispurgatio7400
      @ignispurgatio7400 4 роки тому +116

      Joseph joestar is the best jo-
      NANI???!!!!!

    • @genevieveteo6913
      @genevieveteo6913 4 роки тому +68

      Joseph joestar is the best jojo!-NANI!

  • @oops3798
    @oops3798 4 роки тому +4299

    When the other actors keep forgetting to read the script:

    • @AhmedEx1.
      @AhmedEx1. 4 роки тому +144

      Your next line is why did you comment this

    • @dantelawrence4676
      @dantelawrence4676 4 роки тому +168

      Why did you com- NANI!?

    • @roofs817
      @roofs817 4 роки тому +57

      Your next line is: this makes sense

    • @roofs817
      @roofs817 4 роки тому +6

      yahvko Tell me why

    • @EZDENT00
      @EZDENT00 4 роки тому +7

      @@roofs817 korega requiem da

  • @haydes1285
    @haydes1285 10 місяців тому +24

    Joseph is so nice, helping remind the rest of the cast their lines

  • @jagannathan1014
    @jagannathan1014 2 роки тому +17

    2:10 one of the best moments of entire jojo franchise

  • @derweltenbauer269
    @derweltenbauer269 4 роки тому +1381

    Pillar Men: [exist]
    Joseph: "In case you hadn't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap."

    • @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx
      @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx 4 роки тому +44

      You’ve basically summed up all of Part 2

    • @crisisasp5396
      @crisisasp5396 4 роки тому +16

      they activated his trap card

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 4 роки тому +2

      Esidisi: *Right back at ya buckaroo!*

    • @Keisezrgs
      @Keisezrgs 3 роки тому +2

      Brenton Taylor Joseph: *You may have outsmarted me, but I've outsmarted your outsmarting!*

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 3 роки тому +4

      @@goldenhydreigon4727 You fell into my trap by making you think I fell into yours after you made me think you fell into my initial trap.

  • @cheesus_the_grate
    @cheesus_the_grate 4 роки тому +15195

    This just proves Joseph has the script

    • @Squibob
      @Squibob 3 роки тому +658

      apparently so did esidisi for a litte

    • @wally9998
      @wally9998 3 роки тому +417

      * wrote the script

    • @arc931
      @arc931 3 роки тому +123

      Esidisi as well

    • @wally9998
      @wally9998 3 роки тому +55

      Brylle Enriquez your whole life led up to this moment

    • @ratplayingaflute9932
      @ratplayingaflute9932 3 роки тому +45

      I am a rat playing a flute

  • @jameshowlett8603
    @jameshowlett8603 3 роки тому +10

    Episode 4 Phantom blood :
    Baron Zeppeli : Jojo, you must know your opponent's actions if you were them.
    50 years later
    Baron talking to Jonathan in heaven while watching Joseph :
    Your grandson mastered the way.

  • @Xyxyyxxx
    @Xyxyyxxx 3 роки тому +11

    1:25 F in the chat for caeser

  • @rouge-ish324
    @rouge-ish324 4 роки тому +2395

    Next, you're gonna say 'Za Warudo'.
    "Za Warudo!"
    *dies*

    • @wolfkiller3298
      @wolfkiller3298 4 роки тому +40

      ZA HANDO

    • @AzeraCD
      @AzeraCD 4 роки тому +26

      Your gonna bite za dusto

    • @JAYREMYhlgs
      @JAYREMYhlgs 4 роки тому +8

      H2O Teddylirious before the road roller bites you

    • @falsifo7060
      @falsifo7060 4 роки тому +1

      Jotaro:Star Platinum Za Warudo!
      Joseph:NAni you used an word

    • @hittman_mike674
      @hittman_mike674 4 роки тому +1

      @@wolfkiller3298 b

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 4 роки тому +1234

    Lisa Lisa: JoJo.... I have something to tell you
    Joseph: Your next line is: I am actually your mother- WAIT *WHAT?!*

    • @SinPandoaa
      @SinPandoaa 4 роки тому +47

      Well, Kermit Purple introduced himself.

    • @Keisezrgs
      @Keisezrgs 3 роки тому +18

      Accelerator Sad5 Kermit Purple lmao

    • @Yanik2002
      @Yanik2002 3 роки тому +6

      Conn Toons HOLY SHITO

    • @thommy_0075
      @thommy_0075 3 роки тому +5

      *NIIIIICE*

    • @cj_ridz1515
      @cj_ridz1515 3 роки тому +7

      OH MY GAAAAD!

  • @evasim-thompson4133
    @evasim-thompson4133 3 роки тому +13

    Joseph's personality is undoubtedly my favourite .

  • @alexanderharrison7421
    @alexanderharrison7421 2 роки тому +15

    "Was this part of your plan too, JoJo?"
    "Damn Straight!"
    ("Of course it wasn't. I just wanted to piss him off")
    This is why Joseph Best JoJo

  • @lelouchvibritannia8327
    @lelouchvibritannia8327 4 роки тому +5590

    Jonathan: The gentleman;
    Joseph: The Chad;
    Jotaro: The Badass;
    Josuke: The student;
    Giorno: *The piano*

    • @the_og_alpha
      @the_og_alpha 4 роки тому +354

      Jolyne: The shoehorned Girl Power
      Jhonny: The Jockey
      Jo2uke: The 4 Balls

    • @ligth3977
      @ligth3977 4 роки тому +139

      You thought It was JoJo,
      Kono GioGio Da

    • @dad_bot_3924
      @dad_bot_3924 4 роки тому +29

      Fuck all of you

    • @lukefloor
      @lukefloor 4 роки тому +66

      @@the_og_alpha johnny: the crippled

    • @tarpulin8179
      @tarpulin8179 4 роки тому +23

      giorno should have been the musician

  • @dalis8247
    @dalis8247 4 роки тому +1173

    Imagine Rohan uses his stand to read Joseph and he saw a line says"Your next line will be This will be a good manga material"

    • @winderwind783
      @winderwind783 4 роки тому +132

      GOD THAT MUST BE CANON LOL

    • @jayseph9698
      @jayseph9698 4 роки тому +91

      Winder Wind and then diavolo dies for some reason

    • @winderwind783
      @winderwind783 4 роки тому +5

      @@jayseph9698 what

    • @jayseph9698
      @jayseph9698 4 роки тому +65

      @@winderwind783 as long as he dies, its automatically canon

    • @winderwind783
      @winderwind783 4 роки тому +5

      @@jayseph9698 yes

  • @blackwingtfd
    @blackwingtfd 3 роки тому +51

    Joseph: your next line is "Stop, stop! Anything but that!"
    Me: Stop, stop! Anyth-
    YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!!!!

  • @slater9408
    @slater9408 3 роки тому +15

    When Joseph says "your next line is", the villain knows he's f*cked

  • @cheesemouse2023
    @cheesemouse2023 4 роки тому +1133

    Joseph: * *watching UA-cam* *
    UA-camr: Here’s a word from our sponsor
    Joseph: *your next line is “Raid Shadow Legends”*

  • @TheCraftedMine
    @TheCraftedMine 5 років тому +45913

    he us able to do this because he reads the manga left to right

  • @user-xt8zk5lw2j
    @user-xt8zk5lw2j 2 роки тому +10

    このジョセフの十八番が柱の男全員に通用したのがマジで胸熱すぎる

  • @CorporealHunter
    @CorporealHunter 2 роки тому +34

    In the English dub when Joseph's detached hand impales Kars in the throat and Joseph goes "Your next line is, 'is this part of your plan, Jojo?' ", Kars instead says "How do you always know?"

  • @thedarkcity4084
    @thedarkcity4084 4 роки тому +1537

    ACDC: *predicts Joseph's next line*
    Joseph: wait that's illegal

    • @Glados1080
      @Glados1080 4 роки тому +22

      Its esidisi

    • @thedarkcity4084
      @thedarkcity4084 4 роки тому +40

      @@Glados1080 it can be either

    • @musashi-avi284
      @musashi-avi284 4 роки тому +36

      @@Glados1080 bro. Theres a stand called red hot chilli peppers. Get the hint already.

    • @jessmute9945
      @jessmute9945 4 роки тому +2

      @@Glados1080 I hate it when some people just don't get the joke.

    • @shotpister1002
      @shotpister1002 4 роки тому +1

      @@thedarkcity4084 I mean copyright....

  • @first2155
    @first2155 3 роки тому +4128

    If Old Joseph could stop time: “DIO, you’re next line is “The World, stop time!”
    DIO: The World, stop time!-
    Joseph: Hamon Overdrive!

    • @Pepeperez357
      @Pepeperez357 3 роки тому +181

      ZA WAAARUDO, TOKI WO TOMA- huh?

    • @user-st9et3vy8w
      @user-st9et3vy8w 3 роки тому +103

      @@Pepeperez357 your next line is: "this is not help to you! The world! Time, stop!"

    • @damayanthyab8483
      @damayanthyab8483 3 роки тому +13

      If only...

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 3 роки тому +28

      @@user-st9et3vy8w this is not help to you ! The world ! Time sto- STOP IT

    • @cj5483
      @cj5483 3 роки тому +11

      Za warudo tokiyo TOMA- NANIIII !!!

  • @tec3586
    @tec3586 2 роки тому +11

    Joseph: *predicting the next line of the enemy*
    The enemy: *patiently waits their turn to speak*

  • @Baddino45
    @Baddino45 3 роки тому +10

    Hermit Purple Requiem is just him predicting their entire life

  • @ElasticHat
    @ElasticHat 4 роки тому +11717

    I image Joseph facing Diavalo would be like this
    Joseph: Your next line is...
    *Diavolo erases 10 seconds of time*
    Joseph/Diavolo: All that remains in this world are the results.
    Diavolo: Wha-
    Joseph: I knew you'd erases time so I waited ten seconds to say my next line.
    *Clackers smashes into Diavolo's face

    • @Hangman-yq5uh
      @Hangman-yq5uh 4 роки тому +1586

      He would do that, honestly.

    • @fsdhuy
      @fsdhuy 4 роки тому +173

      Keep it at 69 likes

    • @noriakikakyoin1423
      @noriakikakyoin1423 4 роки тому +870

      Joseph's real stand power is the power of bullshit writing

    • @justanenglishcommentpassin644
      @justanenglishcommentpassin644 4 роки тому +378

      Part 2 Joseph would even destroy Made in Heaven and Love Train

    • @nou6723
      @nou6723 4 роки тому +22

      Fsdhuy The Superiour no it’s at 666

  • @KasumiDesu
    @KasumiDesu 3 роки тому +7428

    The truth is the cast forget their lines so joseph is helping them and they just made it look like his ability

  • @infamousgamer767
    @infamousgamer767 3 роки тому +14

    joseph might not have physically won every fight he got in, but he won mentally

  • @Marsdend1
    @Marsdend1 3 роки тому +11

    The freeze frame where joseph's victim panics gets me every time

  • @ayitsalex2893
    @ayitsalex2893 4 роки тому +2393

    Man I miss young Joseph, I wish we could have seen more of him, his character was so interesting and so well put together in battle tendency, he had that overconfidence that always did him good somehow, and that's what I liked about him

    • @salsamancer
      @salsamancer 4 роки тому +191

      I like grandpa Joseph too (part 3), but I could have done without seeing feeble Joseph in part 4. That was really sad.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 роки тому +40

      I've always seen Joseph as What if Jonathan can be goofy and I'm always imagining if Jonathan get older, he would've looked like Part 3 Joseph

    • @yukiru0566
      @yukiru0566 4 роки тому +55

      Reminder : we can get this jojo too in part 3 if Joseph was against Alessi instead of Polnareff and Jotaro

    • @motivationalpizzaman9718
      @motivationalpizzaman9718 4 роки тому +5

      @dippity dots NAAAANI SONODA BIYCH

    • @internetloser5606
      @internetloser5606 4 роки тому +25

      I wish his character was still like that even in stardust crusaders

  • @Star_Mans_Legacy
    @Star_Mans_Legacy 3 роки тому +5238

    Jonathan: Good ass
    Joseph: Smart ass
    Jotaro: Bad ass
    Josuke: Angry Ass
    Giorno: The one who always gets hurt.

    • @fnglilbruh
      @fnglilbruh 3 роки тому +685

      Okayasu: Dumbass

    • @palah1686
      @palah1686 3 роки тому +436

      Dio: Deadass

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 3 роки тому +154

      Koichi: Usel-ass

    • @fnglilbruh
      @fnglilbruh 3 роки тому +89

      @@Hemet1725 Hemet 1725 After Jotaro meets him: Deadass

    • @TorradaOficial
      @TorradaOficial 3 роки тому +86

      Giorno:piano ass

  • @Floisdogwater
    @Floisdogwater 2 роки тому +5

    Esidisi/ACDC : "your next line is..."
    Joseph : "YOU STOLE MY LINE"

  • @evehellod9776
    @evehellod9776 3 роки тому +8

    It brought a smile to my face every time this happened in the series

  • @FearsomeVoid
    @FearsomeVoid 8 років тому +4335

    At his peak he was the best JoJo

    • @TheBrutalSoap
      @TheBrutalSoap 8 років тому +795

      Still best JoJo, just not the strongest.

    • @FearsomeVoid
      @FearsomeVoid 8 років тому +173

      ***** He is my favorite actually, but Joseph was something else

    • @godisdead4416
      @godisdead4416 8 років тому +288

      +Claudio S. Franco In terms of Hamon, he was absolutely the strongest user.

    • @TheBrutalSoap
      @TheBrutalSoap 8 років тому +214

      Commissioner Cabbage Yeah but hamon becomes irrelevant after Battle Tendency.

    • @mrzlapter
      @mrzlapter 8 років тому +642

      What? Joseph is one of the weakest hamon users but he compensates by being a fucking genius. The strongest hamon user is Jonathan.

  • @harley-wp6xt
    @harley-wp6xt 8 років тому +1082

    it's the gasps that get me every time.

    • @josearmando9933
      @josearmando9933 8 років тому +85

      yeah haha and i love how it sometimes zooms when they gasp

    • @harley-wp6xt
      @harley-wp6xt 8 років тому +118

      Jose Armando Best part is that it didn't get old.

    • @Drizzekh
      @Drizzekh 8 років тому +7

      +kool'thuzad It's probably my second most viewed video with Joseph, right after grenade trick

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 8 років тому +9

      Just like Caeser

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 7 років тому +6

      yung venuz
      No, it didn't. It was good _every_ time

  • @delcaprascalar1860
    @delcaprascalar1860 2 роки тому +8

    Took me a while to realize this was a 4th wall break joke from the manga where joseph just reads the next panel

  • @_quixote
    @_quixote 11 місяців тому +5

    This voice actor is never lame. He even voiced gintoki

  • @JamerG
    @JamerG 3 роки тому +1986

    Johnathan: _The Gentlemen_
    Joseph: _The Trickster_
    Jotaro: _The Badass_
    Josuke: _The Student_
    Giorno: *he has a dream or something i don’t fucking know*

    • @daviscoffey1347
      @daviscoffey1347 3 роки тому +52

      Sadly accurate

    • @someNBAguy
      @someNBAguy 3 роки тому +34

      No it’s giorno: is the single most op character in jjba

    • @strangepoison830official2
      @strangepoison830official2 3 роки тому +16

      @@someNBAguy yet

    • @mariog289
      @mariog289 3 роки тому +32

      Giorno Giovanna has a dream, I feel like it's the only one that has a goal for himself and not for others or just to save the world

    • @someNBAguy
      @someNBAguy 3 роки тому +4

      @@strangepoison830official2 I read the manga ta4 and wou don’t compare

  • @PupBruh
    @PupBruh 5 років тому +7487

    The end of Battle Tendency should’ve had Joesph say: “And next you’ll say, The End!” Narrator: “The End!” *gasp* Honestly that would’ve been great.

    • @raded4675
      @raded4675 5 років тому +485

      PuppetGames it’s sad that I’ve only seen them break the 4th wall only once

    • @SulemanAsghargoion
      @SulemanAsghargoion 5 років тому +386

      But then DIO pops up and say, "Oh! you were expecting that JoJo is going to end but I am back!"

    • @syed2444
      @syed2444 5 років тому +18

      @@raded4675 when is that?

    • @1playingcasual1
      @1playingcasual1 5 років тому +362

      @@syed2444 I think he's referring to the part where Jojo was about to peek on either Lisa Lisa or the maid lady (I cant remember) and he looked at the audience saying, "Niiiice"

    • @Sun-cg6lv
      @Sun-cg6lv 5 років тому +264

      @@1playingcasual1 in part 3,wheel of Fortune they also break the fourth wall "Part 3 is over"
      JoJo: "And who'd replace me? Jotaro Kujo"

  • @noway2241
    @noway2241 2 роки тому +9

    Young Joseph is my favorite JoJo. Very entertaining hahaha

  • @weatherreport15yearsago8
    @weatherreport15yearsago8 2 роки тому +11

    your next line is: “man, i love when joseph does that, its so cool.”

    • @SonPlatinum
      @SonPlatinum 2 роки тому +4

      man, i love when joseph does that, its so-

    • @SilverHatPebble08
      @SilverHatPebble08 2 роки тому +2

      nOnii!ii!i!?!???

    • @jirehchoo2151
      @jirehchoo2151 2 роки тому +2

      I love whenever Joseph does that
      ?!?!

    • @weatherreport15yearsago8
      @weatherreport15yearsago8 2 роки тому +1

      @@SonPlatinum wait how did you make an account-

    • @SonPlatinum
      @SonPlatinum 2 роки тому +3

      @@weatherreport15yearsago8 Man i was so bored punching idiots that I decided to punch a phone out of its glass at the apple store

  • @FunLobsterFacts
    @FunLobsterFacts 4 роки тому +1677

    Not gonna lie, Whammu is a pretty chill guy.

  • @AntiUni417
    @AntiUni417 4 роки тому +8897

    Your next line is “Why can’t Old Joseph do this more often”
    I go away for 6 months and I get 8.2k likes 😂😂😂 anyways thanks yall

    • @zooweezybw8131
      @zooweezybw8131 4 роки тому +957

      OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOODD!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @drmeduimant5066
      @drmeduimant5066 4 роки тому +474

      Idk,he did it with the empress,but that episode was mostly on him so I guess it only work if it focus on him

    • @TheLonelySkeleton
      @TheLonelySkeleton 4 роки тому +99

      He goin' senile

    • @aidar8154
      @aidar8154 4 роки тому +36

      NANI?

    • @aidar8154
      @aidar8154 4 роки тому +21

      NANI? HOW!

  • @GusTavo-jz4pm
    @GusTavo-jz4pm 2 роки тому +5

    I love how shocked they are after they say it. One of my favorite things about the entire series.

  • @sherlockisverytired3169
    @sherlockisverytired3169 2 роки тому +4

    This proves joseph has the story script. Thats how he doesnt die, he knows enemy's movements but he injures himself on purpouse

  • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
    @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 5 років тому +8284

    Your next line will be...
    *SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE*

  • @viralvegetable2411
    @viralvegetable2411 4 роки тому +1550

    fun fact: Araki conformed that Joseph could see the slight future because of an early version of Hermit Purple in an interview

    • @AppleJuice88
      @AppleJuice88 3 роки тому +130

      *W h a t*

    • @515Matteo
      @515Matteo 3 роки тому +232

      It makes sense though
      Tompetty could see into the future with his hamon

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 3 роки тому +253

      If it's the same one I'm thinking of, he didn't directly say that, but he essentially did by commenting that if the Part 3 crew came around in Part 2 somehow, they'd see Hermit Purple already wrapped around him, implying that his precognition of the words of others was in fact a subconscious usage of Hermit Purple. It also sorta implies that his whole "somehow killing Kars via literal Deus Ex Machina" was actually a desperate attempt by Hermit Purple to scrounge up some method to win, even if it was near zero odds of working.

    • @madhavilanka7787
      @madhavilanka7787 3 роки тому +159

      Joseph to Diavolo: So it's the same type of stand as Hermit Purple

    • @NoName0469
      @NoName0469 3 роки тому +60

      I mean jotaro was a punchy boi then when he got his stand he became even more punchy boi. Makes since to me

  • @mello-0341
    @mello-0341 2 роки тому +8

    esidisi: “your next line is, im gonna wipe that grin off your face!”
    joseph: *”im gonna wipe that grin off you- wait, hol up”*

  • @hypernova_119
    @hypernova_119 2 роки тому +5

    This is why Joseph is my favorite JoJo, and yes, I've read every part except 8.

  • @OptimusMaximusNero
    @OptimusMaximusNero 3 роки тому +6651

    Sadao Kujo: *Kneels before Holly*
    Holly: "Your next line is: will you marry me, Holly?"
    Sadao Kujo: "Will you marry me, Ho...? NANI!?"

    • @Janepringles
      @Janepringles 3 роки тому +780

      This is now my headcanon for how they got married

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 3 роки тому +515

      "You were expecting Holly, but it was I, Jojo!"

    • @111games.
      @111games. 3 роки тому +322

      Joestar bloodline official technics:
      Nigerundayo~
      Your next line will be...

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 3 роки тому +116

      HoJo's Bizzare Adventure

    • @Manly-Tears
      @Manly-Tears 3 роки тому +109

      @@111games. "HORRii SHitttTTTt! Holly just walked away with a Japanese guy to get married!!"
      "The circle is now complete. I was but your daughter. But now, I am a true JoJo like you!"

  • @DuskChill
    @DuskChill 9 років тому +3004

    Young Joseph: You're next line will be "Oh no!"
    Old Joseph: Like hell I would fall for my own trick!
    Young Joseph: Oh no! ...huh!?

    • @ThatEpicLeo
      @ThatEpicLeo 9 років тому +220

      Ahhhh I see what you did there

    • @bulaluigi
      @bulaluigi 8 років тому +97

      +Zamochy this should have been in ASB

    • @jasonmccool
      @jasonmccool 8 років тому +66

      How does Joseph predict what people are gonna say next anyway?

    • @bioticnuetrondraco355
      @bioticnuetrondraco355 8 років тому +150

      +awskidowidieya
      Hermit Purple
      (I'm guessing he's just clever enough to guess what other people will do depending on their habits)

    • @AndyKusanagi86
      @AndyKusanagi86 8 років тому +65

      +Biotic Nuetron Draco your second one would be right. Stands weren't even a thing when he was young (at least he didn't achieve enough power to manifest one until well into maturity).

  • @Shadercheg
    @Shadercheg 2 роки тому +4

    It is actually perfect fitting him and a bit of forshadowing for his stand powers, its not just random stuff or beign smart/cheeky, he knew exactly what they are going to say

    • @davidreljac1707
      @davidreljac1707 2 роки тому

      It has nothing to do with his stand but go off.

    • @chris30555
      @chris30555 Рік тому

      ​@@davidreljac1707 Araki himself confirmed it dude...

  • @aaronn.5164
    @aaronn.5164 2 роки тому +8

    I still feel Joseph was the only JoJo capable of defeating the Pillar Men.

  • @haruokumura8756
    @haruokumura8756 5 років тому +3374

    Your next line is...
    "Hey, You forgot one from stardust crusaders" Toyu!

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 років тому +85

      you are late for the joke , this is from 4 years ago

    • @haruokumura8756
      @haruokumura8756 5 років тому +58

      @@mihaiioc.3809 I know i'm late for the joke..

    • @sabe1045
      @sabe1045 5 років тому +88

      ZA WAste

    • @spencerabdo5144
      @spencerabdo5144 5 років тому +189

      Hey, You forgot one from Stardust Crusaders! Nani?!

    • @chaossonicadv6922
      @chaossonicadv6922 5 років тому +23

      Fool, You are 100 years Late