It pains me that they only allowed this trick to be done properly once, against Straits. The disturbing thing about Joseph's trick is that he and his victim are saying the same line in sync, confusing the ever living shit out of them. When they play the line one after the other, it loses a lot of the effect
Y'know, I disagree. The way I see it, Joseph is waiting for the moment that his opponent is all caught up in their emotions, and when the moment is right, he goes in for the psychological flex. I figure that's what Esidisi was doing with Joseph as well, with the "I'm gonna wipe that smile off your face!" bit.
@@shaleqsandre9733 don't compare Aizen to Jojo. Jojo is an all rounder planer and a strategist while Aizen is only a Strategist. Jojo can plan in an ongoing battle even if the odds are stacked against him while Aizen can only remain clam if he has a plan in Advance.
If it's not alive, he can't fight back against it once he's cornered, lol. I can imagine Joseph getting cornered by a shopping cart and scream for his life rather than DIO cornering him instead
Might be an unpopular opinion but I thought Jospeh sucked after BT. He was cool back in that part and after he became old he just felt a little dull to me. I mean “homaigahd” is funny and all, as Joseph is meant to be a funny character, but what made Joseph truly stand out was his brains. In the parts to come he just feels completely helpless when it comes to stuff like that. I mean I only watch the show and I’m only halfway through part 4 as of now so... that’s all I can base my claims off of
Hermit Purple had so much potential, considering it could map out and pinpoint specific objects in a city, as seen with that growth stand when he used it to find a tar barrel.
@@Johten I stopped seeing Part-3, But seeing peoples comments and clips, Joseph ain't anywhere as witty and intellectual as back then. He damn got killed by a KNIFE!!! Which he could've bounced off by Hardening his skin, tanked it, etc, But he just straight-out died. Only to be revived by Jotaro.
@@jayveeruzforce905 he got killed by a knife that was trown by a vampire whit supermatural strenght that it almost equal to a stand while time was stopped.
Your next line is! “Your next line is!” Your next line is! “Your next line is!” Your next line is! “Your next line is!” Your next line is! “Your next line is!” Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
I love that every one of these villains HEARS Joseph say their next line, then says it anyways and gets shocked. Don’t even change a word or two just to make him TECHNICALLY wrong.
You could argue that joseph always says it in a moment where they are either really anxious or caught up in their victory so they just subconsciously parrot what he says
At 0:26 is how it's actually supposed to play out. It's the only moment they get it right. He's saying it at the exact same time as them, which is more impressive than simply guessing their next line, and way more impressive for bystanders who see that he guesses even *how* they say their next line.
Something really hilarious is that the videogames follow the anime rather than the manga and like, some of the quotes are really dang long. The trick shouldn't work with those because the opponent has enough time to adjust and not subcontiously play along, but it still does somehow.
Man I miss young Joseph, I wish we could have seen more of him, his character was so interesting and so well put together in battle tendency, he had that overconfidence that always did him good somehow, and that's what I liked about him
"OH NO!" "And then, after that, you're gonna say 'OH MY GOD!'" "OH MY GOD!" "And even after that, you're next line is gonna be 'HOLY SHIT!'" "HOLY SHIT!"
I always loved that trick. The idea that he outsmarted them at every point, them realizing too late that he had, was always a nice flourish to his fights. That and lying to Car at the end always made me laugh. :P
I image Joseph facing Diavalo would be like this Joseph: Your next line is... *Diavolo erases 10 seconds of time* Joseph/Diavolo: All that remains in this world are the results. Diavolo: Wha- Joseph: I knew you'd erases time so I waited ten seconds to say my next line. *Clackers smashes into Diavolo's face
I remember someone once joked that the reason Joseph can predict enemy lines is because he's American and thus perceiving the events depicted in the pages of his manga in the wrong order.
@@111games. "HORRii SHitttTTTt! Holly just walked away with a Japanese guy to get married!!" "The circle is now complete. I was but your daughter. But now, I am a true JoJo like you!"
yeah, teen Joseph was like: i am the coolest guy on Earth just killed 4 superhuman muscular ancient men Old Joseph was like: i forgot to do the nigerundayo and say the next line of people but i learned OH NOOOOO and got a purple and spiky but somehow not perforating string, still not bad lookin
Wheel of fortune should have killed Jotaro ( Or some other stand that isn't as stupid as a fucking car), then the crusaders would need to be very creative to beat Dio, like how most fights were in part 2. Joseph is still good though.
If it's the same one I'm thinking of, he didn't directly say that, but he essentially did by commenting that if the Part 3 crew came around in Part 2 somehow, they'd see Hermit Purple already wrapped around him, implying that his precognition of the words of others was in fact a subconscious usage of Hermit Purple. It also sorta implies that his whole "somehow killing Kars via literal Deus Ex Machina" was actually a desperate attempt by Hermit Purple to scrounge up some method to win, even if it was near zero odds of working.
Jonathon: Challenge them to a gentleman duel Joseph: Plan out every tactic and haha hamon trap go brr Jotaro: Beat the hell out of them if they piss you off. Josuke: Accept fate and deal with it unless they badmouth your hair Giorno: tell them you have a dream.
There should have been at least one moment in Stardust Crusaders where Old Joseph is like "Your next line is 'Good grief, old man'" and Jotaro goes "Good grief, old man--HUH?"
@@syed2444 I think he's referring to the part where Jojo was about to peek on either Lisa Lisa or the maid lady (I cant remember) and he looked at the audience saying, "Niiiice"
*Joseph and Kakyoin at Mc Donald's and Kakyoin orders a shake and puts the cherry in his mouth* Joseph: your next line is rero rero rero rero Kakyoin: Rero rero rero rero....huh?
+Biotic Nuetron Draco your second one would be right. Stands weren't even a thing when he was young (at least he didn't achieve enough power to manifest one until well into maturity).
If Joseph was given a more powerful stand, his ability as a combatant would have been GOD-TIER. They actually had to nerf him with old age and a week stand in stardust crusaders.
Honestly his stand as is was cool, and so was the way he used it. Works well to have a medium range stand like that with hamon, given the applications.
I also forgot that ripple/hamon does have offensive applications to normal humans. If you watch the first episode of part 2 you see that young joseph used a death touch on a plane hijacker. I would like to see an alternate timeline were joseph had stand battles but was still clever.
It happened once dunno how but my friend and I were talking about something and at the same time as me he said really quickly "THE NEXT THING YOU'RE GOING TO SAY IS THAT'S REALLY COOL" and I'm like what Jean wtf how stop it
It pains me that they only allowed this trick to be done properly once, against Straits. The disturbing thing about Joseph's trick is that he and his victim are saying the same line in sync, confusing the ever living shit out of them. When they play the line one after the other, it loses a lot of the effect
Ye
I feel that too, I was literally thinking they should have played their voices saying it together.
Y'know, I disagree.
The way I see it, Joseph is waiting for the moment that his opponent is all caught up in their emotions, and when the moment is right, he goes in for the psychological flex.
I figure that's what Esidisi was doing with Joseph as well, with the "I'm gonna wipe that smile off your face!" bit.
@@hwelse Yep that's basically how he does it
i think that's how it was intended in the manga
this is the same guy who almost died on an escalator
The same guy who got beat with an umbrella by an older woman because she thought he was gay for Avdol.
@@misterl1668 the same guy who cheated with a cute italian woman
and next you're gonna say is ZA WARUDO
The same guy who didn't know how to buy items from a baby store.
@@h0bbylessperson59 and next you're going to say "Why are you replying to this stupid ass reply?"
I think the funniest part is the gasp after they realize Joseph guessed their line.
Agreed.. That shit had me dying lol
0:14 0:31 0:44 1:07
1:38 [Even himself]
2:21
That's exactly why I laugh my ass off all the time 😂
@@Aflay1 his ingeniousness scares himself
Joseph:*predicts enemy's next line
The entire color palette of JoJoverse:
Its time to get funky
I guess that funky color got stuck on part 4
The entire color palette of JoJoverse: parkour!
Color pallets: Cha Cha real smooth
The entire color palette of Jojoverse: *allow us to introduce ourselves*
Troy Boy color palette: New funky mode
Your next line is: "I wish old Joseph kept doing that!"
I wish old Joseph kept doi- NANIIII!!!!
I wish old jose-YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL THUNDE CROSSO SPLITO ATTAACCCC
@@siestaaaa8607 wryyyyyy
I wish old Joseph kept doing tha- AAAAAAAAAH?!
I wish old Joseph ke-
AHA! YOU HAVE TRIGGERED MY TRUMP CARD, 137 METER EMERALDO SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jonathan: Being a gentleman and fighting fair.
Jotaro: Punching until the enemy is dead
Joseph: Fuking around until you somehow win the battle.
Josuke: All of the above
Giorno: Death by piano
@@M4x_P0w3r Actually Josuke is 'punch holes in bystanders to win. Then fix the hole.'
@@tanall5959 Or "punch people into things to fuse them forever"
Don't forget that Joseph invented the secret Joestar plan
Dio Brando yep...and that is
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!
When you die on the same level for so long that you finally memorized all of the boss dialogues.
Accurate
Next you’ll say: _ROADAROLLA DAAAAA!!!_
@@dracodeanglicus3857 ROAD ROLLER D- NANI?!
Your next line is "NANOMACHINES, SON!"
@@diegomedina9637
NANO MACHINES, SON!
W- WHAT THE HELL?!
When Esidisi pulled a “your next line is...” I was honestly scared
Same, but then he started crying and I knew he had lost
your next line is "wamuu joestar"
@@SuperDababy2 but then he stopped
@@adriel7657 wamuu joestar *gasp* wait a second you can't do that that's my line!!!
@@yournextlineis964 your next line is: your next line is: your next line is:
Joseph is probably the funniest character in the series
why thank u
And he made The manga brothers funny too
@@josephjoestar9038 OH MY GODDD ITS YOU
@@jrozlie2280 lol
@@Coffeetime110 Incase ur a religious person you shouldn't use God's name in vain but if ur not then it's ur free choice
I love how Hermit Purple is basically just "your next line is-" in Stand form
How?
Holy shit
*WOKE*
How exactly can someone explain
more like who are u and where are you. LoL
he us able to do this because he reads the manga left to right
*laughs in anime original*
Epic
Dont forget About ACDC/Esidisi
You have my bless
Well he is American so I would expect that
Jojo planned Kars' birth so he could fight him.
Jojo is Aizen
I chuckled
@@shaleqsandre9733 don't compare Aizen to Jojo. Jojo is an all rounder planer and a strategist while Aizen is only a Strategist. Jojo can plan in an ongoing battle even if the odds are stacked against him while Aizen can only remain clam if he has a plan in Advance.
999 likes 👀
@@omkarshirgaonkar9800 still aizen would destroy everyone in jojo
smokey : why did you bring 10 gernade and 1 tommy gun in a cafe joseph?
joseph : it's a surprise tool that will help us later
Afganistan be like
Lmao
Taliban be like:
So f*ing underrated
10 minutes later :
*"NIGERUNDAYO SMOKEY"*
I sometimes forget that Joseph Joestar used to be this young guy
Shame
@@rexhepmuaremi3328 Same*
@@SketcherSquared No, shame
@@pat7370 No, it's same. I "relate" to the main comment. It was a joke.
Sketcher why did you have to put an asterisk then
This just proves Joseph has the script
apparently so did esidisi for a litte
* wrote the script
Esidisi as well
Brylle Enriquez your whole life led up to this moment
I am a rat playing a flute
Nothing’s scarier than a random mysterious attractive British man predicting your every move
@Renuka borgaonkar Hi!
@@thedonnie1 Alchemist boyfriend loves all
@Renuka borgaonkar No promises
technically hes american right? cause he was born in new york
@@josebohrer4361 Lisa Lisa and Jorge are both British, so he’s entirely British too. It’s genetics, not birthplace
Can we just take a second to admire how Wamuu is one of the best JoJo villains of all time?
Yeah he is
Kira is better I'd say
@@jiffy6969 how about no
@@frank8917 Sure
@@jiffy6969 your next line is: “it’s my personal opinion you chump”
Joseph: No one can use my line prediction technique against me!
Esidisi: *_Observe._*
I think it should be the other way around
@X4TERUMI there's a massive chance that Esidisi used that beafore falling asleep and used it again in the fight with Joseph
@X4TERUMI why not lol
Sbeve
Epitaph : Observe
Joseph: Your next line is...
Esidisi: _no u_
Joseph: *wait, that's illegal*
I always thought it was ACDC xD I’m stupid
@@TheGuy64_YT It is lol! Esidisi is just the translated "let's not get sued" version. The original Japanese uses band names, songs, etc.
Image something like:
Joseph: Your next line is "I am an idiot... wait..."
Random person: I am an idiot. Hehehe... Got you!
Vincent Thendean *wait, thats illegal*
viktorayy ‹з no... it was always Esidisi, even before copyright reasons
Same for Kars and Wammu, Santana was however changed in translation.
Joseph after Suzi Q finds out about Josuke
"You're next line is.. We're getting a divorce!"
Suzi Q: We're getting a divorce!!!
(Gasp)
@@hypercommand8778 and she still did it anyways like a person with pig rank
@@hypercommand8778 and then remarried.
Suzi Q:your next line is "Nigerundayo"
Joseph:Nigerundayo!
@@Yanj1bo1 Joseph: (gasp)
Araki:
Joseph, how many times do i have to tell you not to look at the anime's script?
How many dogs have you killed in your career?
Araki: what's a dog?
@@paperluigi6132 Araki: I don't know, how many crumbs of bread have you eaten in your life?
Suckerman7 GM crumbs of bread? Not the line
@@peacefuldestroyer2135 You got Brando'd by Dio Brando!
Remember:This guy was the one who defeated 4 pillar men, but still lost to a escalator
Almost
@@bahhalso9651 Indeed.
If it's not alive, he can't fight back against it once he's cornered, lol. I can imagine Joseph getting cornered by a shopping cart and scream for his life rather than DIO cornering him instead
I have traumatized to that escalator 🗿
They did him dirty
Joeseph : Your next line is
ACDC : *Uno Reverse Card*
You dare use my own spell against me, potter
LMAO AC/DC XD
@@truetry Yup, those writers sure do love rock bands Zeppeli/Led Zeppelin Esidisi/ACDC
Joseph a little later: NO U
Oh no
The truth is the cast forget their lines so joseph is helping them and they just made it look like his ability
Lmao headcanon now
*Hermit Purple Intensifies*
What a plot twist
Tomokazu sugita legendary va
this is the best fucking take of them all
When the other actors keep forgetting to read the script:
Your next line is why did you comment this
Why did you com- NANI!?
Your next line is: this makes sense
yahvko Tell me why
@@roofs817 korega requiem da
"I plan everything!
...Except that bastard son with the pompadour. He was an accident."
*Josuke: wHaT dO yOu SaY aBoUt My HaIr?*
Joseph actually KNEW Kira would happen and planned ahead by impregnating a woman in morioh to counter Kira.
@@wateryourplants5771 The absolute madlad he is I can see that actually being canon in the original timeline
@@cidoet3360
*DORARARARA!*
@@cidoet3360 do do do do do dora
I love Joseph Joestar from all the Joestars. No overrated power, no cool acts. Just full of trickery, confidence and sense of humor.
80% plot armor, unless he practiced those tricks, it's hard to pull it off 1st time
@@jerry5876 Every jojo has plot armor as his main power haha
The whole point of jojos winning is their asspull power and godly luck
And lucky bastard tbh lol
@@mundano2479 except Jonathan
Joseph then: Next you'll say...
Joseph now: HOOOMAIGAAAAAAD
Feel sad about Joseph is not clever then before... QQ
@@kirby3781 every Jojo is getting nerfed after his history... If they survive...
Might be an unpopular opinion but I thought Jospeh sucked after BT. He was cool back in that part and after he became old he just felt a little dull to me. I mean “homaigahd” is funny and all, as Joseph is meant to be a funny character, but what made Joseph truly stand out was his brains. In the parts to come he just feels completely helpless when it comes to stuff like that. I mean I only watch the show and I’m only halfway through part 4 as of now so... that’s all I can base my claims off of
@@JAYREMYhlgs I agree, they nerfed him so hard and he wasn't remotely close to how smart he was in battle tendency
Hermit Purple had so much potential, considering it could map out and pinpoint specific objects in a city, as seen with that growth stand when he used it to find a tar barrel.
Now you're going to say next:
"Joseph Joestar is the best Jojo"
Joseph Joestar is the best Jojo
*gasp* how did you...
Brrrraka monoga i was gonna say joseph is the bes-...
NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!
Joseph Joestar is the best JoJo! Wait a minnute...
Joseph joestar is the best jo-
NANI???!!!!!
Joseph joestar is the best jojo!-NANI!
Me: Your next line is "you have 3:50 minutes to live"
Doctor: You have 3:50 minutes to... NANI???
lol
Steve Pensando this is such a complex comment.
And 4 minute later you got a Coffin dance
*intensies astronomia song*
Didn’t work it just sent me bacc to where I was at
To be honest, out of all the jojo’s, Joseph is the most hilarious one XD
For me he is the best one
@@codetriangle4164 nah thats Jonathan
@@wildeskompositum9556 nah
@@wildeskompositum9556 nah joseph is better
@@wildeskompositum9556 he said "for me"
Kars: This is it, JoJo!
Joseph: *I'm going to do what's known as a pro gamer move.*
kars about to take the m a j o r L
@He mustve felt proud I mean if PewDiePie is a pro gamer and he's doing a pro gamer move...
Joseph Joestar was so OP with is unmatched Superior IQ and Gifted abilities
That they had to nerf him down for startdust crusade
Harsh Raj Always free the brain ages 2
@@tylerrunyan1428
But he became a Moron!! That's too much of a change. So its just straight-out nerfing.
Jay Veeru Z force in part 3 no Joseph was still just as intelligent then again, All Jojo get nerfed the next part.
@@Johten
I stopped seeing Part-3, But seeing peoples comments and clips, Joseph ain't anywhere as witty and intellectual as back then.
He damn got killed by a KNIFE!!! Which he could've bounced off by Hardening his skin, tanked it, etc, But he just straight-out died.
Only to be revived by Jotaro.
@@jayveeruzforce905 he got killed by a knife that was trown by a vampire whit supermatural strenght that it almost equal to a stand while time was stopped.
Joseph vs Joseph
Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
This starts an endless cycle of predicting the next line, until eventually, Joseph and Joseph both stop thinking.
He knows too much, we must capture immediately
Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
@@justanothercommentercarryo8367 This is requiem
All you've done is created the Joseph equivalent of "Wha-"
I love that every one of these villains HEARS Joseph say their next line, then says it anyways and gets shocked. Don’t even change a word or two just to make him TECHNICALLY wrong.
Because in the manga, they're actually saying it at the exact same time that he does.
@@TheTakato122i actually like it more this way lol
You could argue that joseph always says it in a moment where they are either really anxious or caught up in their victory so they just subconsciously parrot what he says
At 0:26 is how it's actually supposed to play out. It's the only moment they get it right. He's saying it at the exact same time as them, which is more impressive than simply guessing their next line, and way more impressive for bystanders who see that he guesses even *how* they say their next line.
Something really hilarious is that the videogames follow the anime rather than the manga and like, some of the quotes are really dang long. The trick shouldn't work with those because the opponent has enough time to adjust and not subcontiously play along, but it still does somehow.
Your next line is, “happy 100th birthday, Joseph”
holy shit thanks for reminding me
Happy 100th Birthday, Joseph.
*NANI?*
He stills alive
No part 6 everyone dies expect the part 6 people even jotaro dies
Virgotaku joesph was born in September 1920
Man I miss young Joseph, I wish we could have seen more of him, his character was so interesting and so well put together in battle tendency, he had that overconfidence that always did him good somehow, and that's what I liked about him
I like grandpa Joseph too (part 3), but I could have done without seeing feeble Joseph in part 4. That was really sad.
I've always seen Joseph as What if Jonathan can be goofy and I'm always imagining if Jonathan get older, he would've looked like Part 3 Joseph
Reminder : we can get this jojo too in part 3 if Joseph was against Alessi instead of Polnareff and Jotaro
@dippity dots NAAAANI SONODA BIYCH
I wish his character was still like that even in stardust crusaders
young joseph: your next line is "OOOOOH NOOOOO!!"
old joseph: OOOOOOOH NOOOO!! OOOOH MY GOOOOOD
SANADA BEEITCH!!
NANI !?
HORY SHETTT
"OH NO!"
"And then, after that, you're gonna say 'OH MY GOD!'"
"OH MY GOD!"
"And even after that, you're next line is gonna be 'HOLY SHIT!'"
"HOLY SHIT!"
"And after that, you're gonna say 'SON OF A BITCH!'"
"SON OF A BITCH!"
3:36 “I plan everything!”
*So Josuke was planned right?*
Lmao
I mean without josuke morioh would have a higher crime rate
Damnnnnnn
@@iliektoes until a gang decided to mess with yoshikage kira then they all end up getting killed
Jonathan: The gentleman;
Joseph: The Chad;
Jotaro: The Badass;
Josuke: The student;
Giorno: *The piano*
Jolyne: The shoehorned Girl Power
Jhonny: The Jockey
Jo2uke: The 4 Balls
You thought It was JoJo,
Kono GioGio Da
Fuck all of you
@@the_og_alpha johnny: the crippled
giorno should have been the musician
Pillar Men: [exist]
Joseph: "In case you hadn't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap."
You’ve basically summed up all of Part 2
they activated his trap card
Esidisi: *Right back at ya buckaroo!*
Brenton Taylor Joseph: *You may have outsmarted me, but I've outsmarted your outsmarting!*
@@goldenhydreigon4727 You fell into my trap by making you think I fell into yours after you made me think you fell into my initial trap.
ACDC: *predicts Joseph's next line*
Joseph: wait that's illegal
Its esidisi
@@Glados1080 it can be either
@@Glados1080 bro. Theres a stand called red hot chilli peppers. Get the hint already.
@@Glados1080 I hate it when some people just don't get the joke.
@@thedarkcity4084 I mean copyright....
Joseph’s mind is able to calculate the situation faster than most computers.
Your next line is: I know about the affair and I want a divorce.
Suzi Q: -.-
Joseph: WAIT...!
Big oof
to be fair, she had ONE JOB
OOF
*your
MASSIVE OOF
At his peak he was the best JoJo
Still best JoJo, just not the strongest.
***** He is my favorite actually, but Joseph was something else
+Claudio S. Franco In terms of Hamon, he was absolutely the strongest user.
Commissioner Cabbage Yeah but hamon becomes irrelevant after Battle Tendency.
What? Joseph is one of the weakest hamon users but he compensates by being a fucking genius. The strongest hamon user is Jonathan.
Joseph: * *watching UA-cam* *
UA-camr: Here’s a word from our sponsor
Joseph: *your next line is “Raid Shadow Legends”*
Raid Shadow Legends!
NANI?!
*Raid Shadow Legends*
NANI?!
Raid Shadow Legends!
NANI?!
*DID YOU JUST ATTACK MY VILLAGE?*
my next line is Skip 10 Seconds
I always loved that trick. The idea that he outsmarted them at every point, them realizing too late that he had, was always a nice flourish to his fights.
That and lying to Car at the end always made me laugh. :P
Imagine Rohan uses his stand to read Joseph and he saw a line says"Your next line will be This will be a good manga material"
GOD THAT MUST BE CANON LOL
Winder Wind and then diavolo dies for some reason
@@jayseph9698 what
@@winderwind783 as long as he dies, its automatically canon
@@jayseph9698 yes
it's the gasps that get me every time.
yeah haha and i love how it sometimes zooms when they gasp
Jose Armando Best part is that it didn't get old.
+kool'thuzad It's probably my second most viewed video with Joseph, right after grenade trick
Just like Caeser
yung venuz
No, it didn't. It was good _every_ time
Your next line will be...
*SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE*
SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE
*gasp*
@@VanessaSantos-td2gr Niiiiice!
Now if you excuse me...
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOO!!!!!
SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE
@@thespider55565
JOOOO-JO!
Eeemads on ihc onos. You got it wrong.
The Old Joseph one against Empress was probably my favorite mostly because I hadn’t heard it for an entire part until that. I got so hype.
“Of course it wasn’t, but if it pisses him off…” brilliant
Fireball Flareblitz the one time Joseph won by pure luck
MajoraVideos it was a total asspull-but dammit if Joseph wasn’t gonna roll with it anyway
Joseph is the dumbest JoJo and that's why I love him
Dio: *Gasp In The Freeze Time*
@@cutecommie I love him for his dumb demeanor while still being intellectual
i miss young joseph and hamon and these openings i just miss them ;(
@Alex TLion agreed
If only Araki had Joseph fight Alessi instead of Polnareff so he could've temporarily became 19 again...
Honestly. Stands is just gay.
@@amaral-naema7581 i see a yasuo main
Just watch part 2 again
Not gonna lie, Whammu is a pretty chill guy.
ofc, he has honor
@@constant759 no
I beg to differ
The best of the Pillar Men
@@caesarzeppeli8919 sorry about that salad man
2:40 He just couldn’t help himself 😂
Your next line is...
"Hey, You forgot one from stardust crusaders" Toyu!
you are late for the joke , this is from 4 years ago
@@mihaiioc.3809 I know i'm late for the joke..
ZA WAste
Hey, You forgot one from Stardust Crusaders! Nani?!
Fool, You are 100 years Late
I image Joseph facing Diavalo would be like this
Joseph: Your next line is...
*Diavolo erases 10 seconds of time*
Joseph/Diavolo: All that remains in this world are the results.
Diavolo: Wha-
Joseph: I knew you'd erases time so I waited ten seconds to say my next line.
*Clackers smashes into Diavolo's face
He would do that, honestly.
Keep it at 69 likes
Joseph's real stand power is the power of bullshit writing
Part 2 Joseph would even destroy Made in Heaven and Love Train
Fsdhuy The Superiour no it’s at 666
If Old Joseph could stop time: “DIO, you’re next line is “The World, stop time!”
DIO: The World, stop time!-
Joseph: Hamon Overdrive!
ZA WAAARUDO, TOKI WO TOMA- huh?
@@Pepeperez357 your next line is: "this is not help to you! The world! Time, stop!"
If only...
@@Голден-Голдаоуноукринге this is not help to you ! The world ! Time sto- STOP IT
Za warudo tokiyo TOMA- NANIIII !!!
I remember someone once joked that the reason Joseph can predict enemy lines is because he's American and thus perceiving the events depicted in the pages of his manga in the wrong order.
Lisa Lisa: JoJo.... I have something to tell you
Joseph: Your next line is: I am actually your mother- WAIT *WHAT?!*
Well, Kermit Purple introduced himself.
Accelerator Sad5 Kermit Purple lmao
Conn Toons HOLY SHITO
*NIIIIICE*
OH MY GAAAAD!
Sadao Kujo: *Kneels before Holly*
Holly: "Your next line is: will you marry me, Holly?"
Sadao Kujo: "Will you marry me, Ho...? NANI!?"
This is now my headcanon for how they got married
"You were expecting Holly, but it was I, Jojo!"
Joestar bloodline official technics:
Nigerundayo~
Your next line will be...
HoJo's Bizzare Adventure
@@111games. "HORRii SHitttTTTt! Holly just walked away with a Japanese guy to get married!!"
"The circle is now complete. I was but your daughter. But now, I am a true JoJo like you!"
Man, Joseph and old Joseph are such different characters, they almost feel like different people
He matured
yeah, teen Joseph was like: i am the coolest guy on Earth just killed 4 superhuman muscular ancient men
Old Joseph was like: i forgot to do the nigerundayo and say the next line of people but i learned OH NOOOOO and got a purple and spiky but somehow not perforating string, still not bad lookin
They nerf him real hard. I think he only does the "your next line is-" once in the series
Wheel of fortune should have killed Jotaro ( Or some other stand that isn't as stupid as a fucking car), then the crusaders would need to be very creative to beat Dio, like how most fights were in part 2. Joseph is still good though.
It’s like a 40 year gap. You’re definitely going to be a different person
Nothing can feel better than hearing the "your next line" when everything's about to mess up so badly.
fun fact: Araki conformed that Joseph could see the slight future because of an early version of Hermit Purple in an interview
*W h a t*
It makes sense though
Tompetty could see into the future with his hamon
If it's the same one I'm thinking of, he didn't directly say that, but he essentially did by commenting that if the Part 3 crew came around in Part 2 somehow, they'd see Hermit Purple already wrapped around him, implying that his precognition of the words of others was in fact a subconscious usage of Hermit Purple. It also sorta implies that his whole "somehow killing Kars via literal Deus Ex Machina" was actually a desperate attempt by Hermit Purple to scrounge up some method to win, even if it was near zero odds of working.
Joseph to Diavolo: So it's the same type of stand as Hermit Purple
I mean jotaro was a punchy boi then when he got his stand he became even more punchy boi. Makes since to me
Your next line is: “I really miss hamon”
I really miss Hamon-
?!!
I really miss hamon *gasps*
I really miss hamon
Ba bakana😳
I really miss Hamon... what have you done, Kaneki-san?
no
Jonathon: Challenge them to a gentleman duel
Joseph: Plan out every tactic and haha hamon trap go brr
Jotaro: Beat the hell out of them if they piss you off.
Josuke: Accept fate and deal with it unless they badmouth your hair
Giorno: tell them you have a dream.
Lmao
Giorno: You will never reach the truth
And the other 3?
@@frank8917 Jolyne: Also beat the shit out of them
Johnny: "Jesus told me"
I havent finished part 8 so i dont know who gappy is that much
@@rapraptan8084 johnny: _guess I'll commit suicide_
_arigato... gyro_
Joseph: My next line is "Your next line is-"
Joseph: Your next line is- *N O N I*
lmfao what
the Joseph paradox
N O N I
Joseph to himself in the mirror.
Joseph in D4C
There should have been at least one moment in Stardust Crusaders where Old Joseph is like "Your next line is 'Good grief, old man'" and Jotaro goes "Good grief, old man--HUH?"
tea wrecks
‘Yare yare daze- NANI?!’
@@fight_and_die1573 actually it's yare yare daze jiji...NANI
@@skyfire299 AcTuAlLy iTs yArE yArE dAzE jIJi *gAsP*
Yesu yesu yesu awh muh gawd
THAT WOULD BE GREAT
The end of Battle Tendency should’ve had Joesph say: “And next you’ll say, The End!” Narrator: “The End!” *gasp* Honestly that would’ve been great.
PuppetGames it’s sad that I’ve only seen them break the 4th wall only once
But then DIO pops up and say, "Oh! you were expecting that JoJo is going to end but I am back!"
@@sushisweet252 when is that?
@@syed2444 I think he's referring to the part where Jojo was about to peek on either Lisa Lisa or the maid lady (I cant remember) and he looked at the audience saying, "Niiiice"
@@1playingcasual1 in part 3,wheel of Fortune they also break the fourth wall "Part 3 is over"
JoJo: "And who'd replace me? Jotaro Kujo"
Joseph is so nice, helping remind the rest of the cast their lines
Johnathan: _The Gentlemen_
Joseph: _The Trickster_
Jotaro: _The Badass_
Josuke: _The Student_
Giorno: *he has a dream or something i don’t fucking know*
Sadly accurate
No it’s giorno: is the single most op character in jjba
@@someNBAguy yet
Giorno Giovanna has a dream, I feel like it's the only one that has a goal for himself and not for others or just to save the world
@@strangepoison830official2 I read the manga ta4 and wou don’t compare
Young Joseph:your next line is"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
DIO:WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ¡huh!
Was that a reference to one of the fighting games of Jojo?
@@notshane792 yes yes yes yes YES
"Yes yes yes oh my god."
isnt that from eyes of heaven?
@@confusedjay717 All Star Battle, I believe
Joseph: your next line is-
Esidisi: I’m about to ruin this mans whole career
Joseph: You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting
I'm about to ruin this man's whole career-
?!!!
Because it's the same type of stand
@@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s Joseph: so it’s the same type of stand as hermit purple
"Was this part of your plan too, JoJo?"
"Damn Straight!"
("Of course it wasn't. I just wanted to piss him off")
This is why Joseph Best JoJo
"Yeah, that was a lie, but it really pisses him off, lol".
I like that the last one is that.
gaspersb
Same here
And your next line is... "And your next line is..."
And your next line is.... W-What!
+MLG_Sloth W-What?!
HUH?!
+The Insane Man what you going to say next is "Oh my god!!! It's John cena!!!!!" Right?
And your next line is...
NANI?!?!?!
spook NANI?!?!?!
NANI?!?!?!
Joseph: And your next line is "I'm not pregnant"
Tomoko: Yes I am
Joesph: OH MY GOD!!
Nigerundayo
@@LThanhHao232 SMOKEY!
YES! I AM!
Joseph's personality is undoubtedly my favourite .
Joseph: "Your next line is ~~~~~"
Enemy: *Says the line
Also the enemy: °O°
😨
Your next line is, "what kind of anime logic is this?" To'iu!
HOH
@@jirehchoo2151 what kind of anime logic is this
NANI!! 👀
👄
Now you’re next line is gonna be
“Please stop with this nonsense”
TOYU!
Ok ok, jokes aside, hearing Sono Chi No Sadame in the final battle of Battle Tendency made me cry when I watched it.
Imagine End of The World playing when *spoilers* Pucci reset the universe
Imagine End of The World playing when *spoilers* Pucci reset the universe
Imagine End of The World playing when *spoilers* Pucci reset the universe
Imagine End of The World playing when *spoilers* Pucci reset the universe
Huh?
This is how drama teachers prep students in rehearsal.
Red Kopler Can confirm.
Students gasp after
That’s how I’d do it
The fact that Esidisi predicted his next line WITHOUT Hermit Purple is completely unexplained, but badass anyway.
I mean joeseph doesn't have hermit purple here so idk what you are talking about.
@@VerdugoMoment It was already hinted at by the opening that hermit purple was developed at this time, you can go watch an analysis of the opening
@@Hanaziro727 you mean the opening that came out after the part 3 manga lol. Theirs zero evidence he has it in part 2.
@@VerdugoMoment also araki has confirmed that this is true
@@VerdugoMoment Araki the mangaka confirmed he has hermit purple in part 2
god i love how joseph isnt like "how did you know that!" but just "thats my trick :("
He knows how he does it, he’s just shocked Esidesi knew how to too. Sad! Oh well
*shinjitsu ni totasu suru koto wa keshitte nai*
Nerfed Epitaph
King crim---
Epitaph
King crimepitaph
Crimson Hermit/Purple King
*Joseph and Kakyoin at Mc Donald's and Kakyoin orders a shake and puts the cherry in his mouth*
Joseph: your next line is rero rero rero rero
Kakyoin: Rero rero rero rero....huh?
I loled a bit
Jared Rhodes Nani?!
When Joseph says "your next line is", the villain knows he's f*cked
Your next line is “Why can’t Old Joseph do this more often”
I go away for 6 months and I get 8.2k likes 😂😂😂 anyways thanks yall
OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOODD!!!!!!!!!!!
Idk,he did it with the empress,but that episode was mostly on him so I guess it only work if it focus on him
He goin' senile
NANI?
NANI? HOW!
Young Joseph: You're next line will be "Oh no!"
Old Joseph: Like hell I would fall for my own trick!
Young Joseph: Oh no! ...huh!?
Ahhhh I see what you did there
+Zamochy this should have been in ASB
How does Joseph predict what people are gonna say next anyway?
+awskidowidieya
Hermit Purple
(I'm guessing he's just clever enough to guess what other people will do depending on their habits)
+Biotic Nuetron Draco your second one would be right. Stands weren't even a thing when he was young (at least he didn't achieve enough power to manifest one until well into maturity).
Joseph to Joseph:
Next you’re going to say,
“Oh *NOOOOOOO* “
This other guy Likes some fandoms Oh NOOOOOOOO
sun na da *BICH*
This other guy Likes some fandoms OH NOOOO *gasp* HORY SHIT
This other guy Likes some fandoms “oh SHIT” or “HOLY SHIT”
No, it’s something like
*HORY SHYIAT!!!*
joseph might not have physically won every fight he got in, but he won mentally
everybody gangsta till the Joseph start predicting your lines
gang star*
Kamui
Edit:ok I get it now I take back my woosh
@@xabey535 are you sure the woosh isn't from you?
@@xabey535 lmao used r/woosh wrong.
@The black kid With duck head gang star**
If Joseph was given a more powerful stand, his ability as a combatant would have been GOD-TIER. They actually had to nerf him with old age and a week stand in stardust crusaders.
Man, imagine young Joseph vs DIO
"Your next line is ZA WARUDO!"
"ZA WARUDO- NANI?!?!"
his stand was pretty freaking amazing and he almost killed dio with it by wrapping it around himself
And DIO is so shocked by Joseph's awesomeness that he takes 5 seconds to recover, effectively nullifying his ability.
Honestly his stand as is was cool, and so was the way he used it. Works well to have a medium range stand like that with hamon, given the applications.
I also forgot that ripple/hamon does have offensive applications to normal humans. If you watch the first episode of part 2 you see that young joseph used a death touch on a plane hijacker. I would like to see an alternate timeline were joseph had stand battles but was still clever.
Wait, hold on.. I've got a joke up my sleeve.
"I lost my arm due to a CARS accident".
+ramarsterking PSN i guess the joke wasn't as WHAMU as you expected it to be
i'll ACDC myself out
+ppyporpeem Have you written your letter to SANTANA?
Y'all just got KAKYO-wned!
Malcolm Bradford
i didn't need an ORAcle to see that one coming!
Ittanoo Circus
but is it
Unbreakable.
Ittanoo Circus
your puns are too MUDAne , it needs more WHAMU
Next, you're gonna say 'Za Warudo'.
"Za Warudo!"
*dies*
ZA HANDO
Your gonna bite za dusto
H2O Teddylirious before the road roller bites you
Jotaro:Star Platinum Za Warudo!
Joseph:NAni you used an word
@@wolfkiller3298 b
Your next line is
"I love Joseph Joestar-, NANI?!"
This is the equivalent of Jotaro’s theme playing mid ‘Yare Yare Daze’
Sucks that Joseph didn't have a great theme.
@@franciscorendon2783 Overdrive: Am I a joke to you?
@@franciscorendon2783 bloody stream: am I also a joke to you?
@@Prakooponzius164 Overdrive didn't have lyrics in the anime.
Your next line is "I wonder if this actually worked in real life"
I wonder if this actually worked in real life...
*gasp*
I wonder if this actually worked in real life.
?!?!!
Rez0r2 kitestar NANI?!?
Cosmonaut ʕ•ᴥ• ʔ NAISU NAISU!
BERRY NAISU COSMO-CHAN!
It happened once dunno how but my friend and I were talking about something and at the same time as me he said really quickly "THE NEXT THING YOU'RE GOING TO SAY IS THAT'S REALLY COOL" and I'm like what Jean wtf how stop it
Joseph is basically messing around with his plot armor....
Joseph: your next line is "Stop, stop! Anything but that!"
Me: Stop, stop! Anyth-
YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!!!!
Your next line is "part 6 has been officially announced"
Part 6 has been officially announced
Whoa what?
Yay
Part 6 has been officially announced
BA-BAKANA!!!!!!!!
Part 6 has been officially announced.
*(!) **_GASP_*
Part 6 has been officially announced
*NANI!?*