Dio in Phantom Blood: Get's nearly split in half, impaled inside a burning house, and lives with only a head Dio in Stardust Crusaders: Get's punched in the leg and dies
Joseph was able to utilize Hamon quite well and he’s basically the most laziest Hamon user. I dread to see what Jonathan would’ve been able to use out of his stand.
Johnathan is the kind of guy who everyone even enemies respect, not only is he noble, humble, strong, kind, compassionate he is also respectful of others even his enemies. He is truly the greatest man in all of jojo.
The Virgin Jotaro: flinches in pain from a lighter to the pinky The *Chad* Jonathan: lights entire fist on fire while showing no pain to punch a vampire
Josuke: "Guys, I can explain." Jotaro: "Your stand can heal and beat people?! My stand can only beat people!" Joseph: "Your stand can beat people up?! My stand is a tentacle spirit camera!" Jonathan: "You guys need stands?"
jotaro and josuke would both rinse jonathan. hamon has literally nothing on stand users. they didnt "need" stands if their enemies didnt also have them. dio didnt have a stand when jonathan fought him, and if he did, dio wouldve crushed him immediately
@@xxseyroxx3970 it kinda sorta is canon. The kanji used for describing Stands literally translates to Ghostly Ripple, aka “Spiritual Hamon” (幽波紋 = Yūhamon = Ghostly Ripple). The stands themselves don’t have Hamon, but it still technically lives on in the name
The way he sees it, it's not Hamon that kicked his ass, it's Jonathan fucking Joestar. And in a way he's right. Jonathan has been repeatedly kicking his ass BEFORE Hamon, and he kicked Dio's ass in the mansion WITHOUT Hamon, while Dio was in VAMPIRE FORM. Jonathan got Hamon and then nearly destroyed him again, but Dio defeated other Hamon users before him. Dio doesn't respect Hamon, he respects Jonathan.
Jimmysticks Yeah, that is a fair point, especially since the most damage any other Hamon user could do to Dio was the human equivalent of sand in the eye. I guess from his perspective, Hamon is a nuisance, but Jonathan is a wrecking ball.
Jimmysticks Although you know what would be interesting? Pt. 3 DIO dealing with UV flashlights. That tech did some fine work on the Aztec Gods of Fitness, so with 40 years of progress, it'd be pretty hard for DIO to react to the speed of light as it tears through his flesh.
To think this gentle giant was the one who started the family line with an overconfident and humorous cheater, a overly buff guy with a just-as-buff ghost dude, a kind teenager with the power to beat ass and heal ass, and a legendary player of Mafia City
Editor: “Hey Johnathan is a pretty popular character, maybe we should give him a cameo with Jotaro!” Araki, finishing a line of crack: *”MAKE HIM A GHOST AND TURN HIM PURPLE!”*
His delivery on "SUNLIGHTO YELLOW, OVVVERRRDRRIVVVUUUUU" weirdly always gives me chills Look at the effort this man goes through to see his duty fufilled
Jotaro is actually equal to Joseph according to their official stats from Weekly Shonen Jump #13 (1997). Jonathan is the only one with an A in Physical Strength, while Joseph & Jotaro got a B, and Josuke & Giorno had a C.
No, not even Joseph comes close, you can say Jonathan was built different, his strength surpassed even of that huge vampire (i forgot his name, who was the partner of that another vampire who had sword luck)
Funny how Jonathan "was" the most plain and boring character in the JoJo franchise, because he is just a plain heroic, strong action hero. But these days these kinds of characters are so rare, that Jonathan is an actually refreshing character
What’s amazing is Jonathan loved him after all that and 100 years later DIO considered him and Pucci his only true friends. DIO actually regretted stealing his body.
Stands are badass and all, but any character that can take someone out with sheer determination and brute strength from within is a REAL warrior! RIP Jonathan Jostar. You'll always be best JoJo in my eyes. 💙
For my entire life I've always hated spoilers. Hated people who shared them and hated people who casually brought them up in conversations. That being said Dio is the only character in my entire life whos death I had to look up on UA-cam after just 3 episodes of season 1 of JoJo
I like to think that The World manifested the way it did as Dio’s stand because he got the shit beat out of him so badly by Jonathan, to the point that a massive punch-ghost was the scariest, most brutal thing he could think of
I like how when Jonathan is first beating the crap out of Dio, it's because Dio violated Erina. He's like, "You can clown on me all you want, but you better watch what you do around those I love. Especially an innocent woman."
A funny thing. In Eyes of Heavens alot of the other Jojo's comment in win quotes that Jonathan is super strong and say something along the lines of 'wonder how tough he would be with a stand?' or 'glad he doesn't have a stand'.
Hamon - making western women age like asian women since at least 1938. And giving Joseph a good reason to feel really disgusted with himself. I can't really blame him, but poor guy.
Remember when jojo was about buff men beating the shit out of vamps? Now it's a bunch of skinny strippers fighting each other with supernatural spirits. That's what I call bizzare
@@byjordi2185 that is why pt3 is the best whene it comes to style . pt1 is too dark and real and pt5.6.7... are just too gay and rainbowish but pt3 is perfect. the story is another case
one piece fan I can tell you’re new to jojo trust me it’s so amazing bro once you get into it’s hard to stop, the only thing that’s weird about it is that it’s mega sus sometimes.
This is why dio says he respects johnathan, even though he wants to kill him he didn't want to do it in a rubbish way. Just like wamuu respected joseph, because he grew to be a superior hamon user.
If Dio were a 21st century boi he would write offensive posts on Twitter, bully kids at school and would smoke weed, or drink alcoholic drinks without his parents knowing
"jOnAtHaN lOsT" My ass he did. First he beat down Dio so hard that the latter kept his act straight for about a decade, then he beat Dio within an hour of his becoming a vampire while having no Hamon training. Then he reduced Dio to a head. And even in death he kept Dio submerged for nearly a century
He’s also the one who finished off DIO for good, he was in part three, just more purple and had less clothing. I believe they also called him star platinum.
Jonathan’s haymaker here 2:10 feels so good, the sound it makes, the way Dio’s face was affected by it, the camera and how slow the punch was which is just *chefs kiss*
Jonathan doesn't need a stand. The world and Star Platinum are the same type of stand as both carry a part of Jonathan. Also they could stop time because JONATHAN'S BODY was divided into two and his soul couldn't pass away to the other side while these things were happening with his body. So he was in a CAGE OF TIME where all he could do was watch.
holy fuck to this day I still cannot stop laughing at when Johnathan just picked Dios ass up and threw him down those stairs like he was a piece of fucking paper, lol
i’ve always liked that Jonathan is just a storybook hero, like Beowulf or something. and it’s a lot of fun to watch that jonathan beat the crap out of dio, a character that throws his luggage, jumps out of a carriage and looks at jonathan with an evil sound effect before kneeing a dog
"Hamon gave me a little trouble 100 years ago."
Hamon 100 years ago:
Yeah... A "little"
"A Little Trouble"
The trouble: 1:46
@@usuariomisterioso3381 that was even before hamon, thats just muscle mountain overdrive Johnathan Joestar
Chase Smith how???
@@bahhalso9651 Oops, got the wrong idea, thanks for correcting me
Part 3 DIO: Hamon gave me a little trouble 100 years ago.
*100 years ago*
Dio: AGUGHEGHHHHHHHUHGHHHG
Dio: WRYYYYYYYYYY
All of part 1: 1:45
Sir Cuffington well
Yes because its only 9 parts
Ep*
1:46 part 1 Dio
1:22
Dio in Phantom Blood: Get's nearly split in half, impaled inside a burning house, and lives with only a head
Dio in Stardust Crusaders: Get's punched in the leg and dies
Hey now, it was his soul leg.
That's cause Dio was an idiot and kicked with his broken leg
Slobertooth 13 Yup. He kicked with the left leg that he said healed slower, which was just broken by Jotaro. lol
Not DIO, The World died...like did you even watch it....
@@altxogershavelayers5166 Were you even watching? Dio died bro
Fun Fact: The Stand user JoJos say stuff like "thank god he doesn't have a stand or i'd be dead" in Eyes of Heaven after fighting Jonathan.
I know right, this confirms that Jonathan would be a very strong fighter with a stand and his strong hamon
I would beg and cry. Jonathan is scary if he has a stand.
Joseph was able to utilize Hamon quite well and he’s basically the most laziest Hamon user. I dread to see what Jonathan would’ve been able to use out of his stand.
@@Predator20357 basically Joseph Hermit Purple but cooler
@@raiden2901 yeah but how he'd use it, he could use it like brass knuckles to allow him to punch stands with hamon as well.
Jonathan's biceps are bigger than my future.
Jonathans bicep are bigger than everything
Yours and mine both
That rock was nothing.
Jonathan Joestar Suprised he didn’t kill Erina with that pecker
That's way too small
Keep in mind folks Jonathan was so pissed that his girlfriend was defiled that he jumped over 10 foot fountain in pure rage.
So when he became adult he could jump for 20+ foot fountain now?
Jonathan's a jedi, change my mind
Wasn't defiled per se, mistreated, and dishonored was the reason. Though I did notice that, and it's fucking great.
Dio kissed her and she ran away from jojo
It was an instinctual form of Hamon
Johnathan is the kind of guy who everyone even enemies respect, not only is he noble, humble, strong, kind, compassionate he is also respectful of others even his enemies. He is truly the greatest man in all of jojo.
As a literature nerd, I would classify him as a knight from the Romantic period.
Dio only hates him because Dio has too big of an ego.
Perfect husband
The blue print
Even dio respected him, as said by DIO himself in one of his lines during stardust crusaders
1:45 Dio's voice actor is great
my honest reaction. 1:31
I immediately knew it would be that scream hahaha. Love it.
I immediately knew it would be that scream haha
the love for jonathan in the comments is heartwarming
And the hate for dio is hilarious
He's a bit less complex than most Jojo's, but he's a sweet boi and I love him.
BJL TV Warranted, more like.
this comment must be what jonathan felt in the cruise ship
BlueHat um ok
The Virgin Jotaro: flinches in pain from a lighter to the pinky
The *Chad* Jonathan: lights entire fist on fire while showing no pain to punch a vampire
@Joseph Buccelli *take on a vampire without a stand or hamon and win
The Stacy Jolyne: Lights her entire body on fire to beat the shit out of one of Dio's sons
But who the one killed the vampire? That’s right it’s Jotaro
@@khoiviet8773 do you even underSTAND why jotaro was able to kill him?
@@khoiviet8773 jonathan also stopped dio from ruling the world, so id say they are even
Jonathan is such a chad, he can already be appreciated in just 9 episodes
Josuke: "Guys, I can explain."
Jotaro: "Your stand can heal and beat people?! My stand can only beat people!"
Joseph: "Your stand can beat people up?! My stand is a tentacle spirit camera!"
Jonathan: "You guys need stands?"
The joke would be funnier if Jotaro can't literally stop time...Good joke, still!
More like Jonathan*
There You have My children, it'd be dangerous You go like that without a sword or hamon.
Giorno: my stand has so many abilities I don't even use them
George: You guys get powers?
jotaro and josuke would both rinse jonathan. hamon has literally nothing on stand users. they didnt "need" stands if their enemies didnt also have them. dio didnt have a stand when jonathan fought him, and if he did, dio wouldve crushed him immediately
1:05 Live footage of Jonathan taking out the trash.
Shitty Name even while taking out the trash he still looks so manly
K
George: Jonathan , can you taking out the trash pleas
Jonathan: Yes Yes Yes daddy
Jonathan: 1:05
George: Johnathan!...
You forgot to close the lid.
"Get the fuck out of my house Dio."
"Hamon gave me a little trouble a hundred years ago"
>little
bruh
why the fuck u lying
Gage Pierce delet this
Kanye for yeezus
Jonathan was the issue not hamon
0:59 That is the most powerful face in all of JoJos
Once you see this.
You're dead.
There's no reason to pretend you have a chance anymore.
The most powerful eyebrows
Dude he's the stand himself 🗿🗿
@@vivekvarun9342 lmaooo you're right 💀💀💀
Agree, along with that line and delivery by the voice actor, man, that's a goddamn hero right there.
1:30 still the best part of the whole show
Its Best part of ur familys life
Wryyyyyyyy
wryyyyYYYYYY..
NANIII
Broke: Jonathan doesn’t have a stand.
W O K E: *Jonathan IS the stand.*
in jojo EOH, jotaro calls the stand as "Spiritual Hamon"(actually not canon), so basically jonathan is his own stand
Ascended: Jonathan's stand is Speedwagon
@@Hexacosichoron12 yes
His stand is burning HATE for dio
@@xxseyroxx3970 it kinda sorta is canon. The kanji used for describing Stands literally translates to Ghostly Ripple, aka “Spiritual Hamon” (幽波紋 = Yūhamon = Ghostly Ripple). The stands themselves don’t have Hamon, but it still technically lives on in the name
"Hamon gave me a little trouble 100 years ago"
-Dio, the man who almost died repeatedly because of hamon 100 years ago.
The way he sees it, it's not Hamon that kicked his ass, it's Jonathan fucking Joestar. And in a way he's right. Jonathan has been repeatedly kicking his ass BEFORE Hamon, and he kicked Dio's ass in the mansion WITHOUT Hamon, while Dio was in VAMPIRE FORM. Jonathan got Hamon and then nearly destroyed him again, but Dio defeated other Hamon users before him. Dio doesn't respect Hamon, he respects Jonathan.
Jimmysticks that makes sense to me
Jimmysticks
Yeah, that is a fair point, especially since the most damage any other Hamon user could do to Dio was the human equivalent of sand in the eye.
I guess from his perspective, Hamon is a nuisance, but Jonathan is a wrecking ball.
Jimmysticks
Although you know what would be interesting? Pt. 3 DIO dealing with UV flashlights.
That tech did some fine work on the Aztec Gods of Fitness, so with 40 years of progress, it'd be pretty hard for DIO to react to the speed of light as it tears through his flesh.
Matthew Egan They should use that in part 3
0:56 Jonathan’s Fury is portrayed so well in this scene
2:12 especially this.
It's so strong that Dio goes "wryyy-y-y-y-y-y-y"
0:16 I liked this too, The rage via the delay and the continuous beating after wards is chief kiss
1:04
I AM WHEEZING SO HARD AT JONATHAN'S STRAIGHT FACE AS HE CARRIES DIO
WHY DO I FIND THAT HILARIOUS
He definitely throws Dio for a living
😮
🙌
😐
🅱️io
Johnny wasnt the first Joestar to have dark determination.
johnathan is *PISSED*
1:02
Jonathan yeets his adopted brother down the stairs because he loves his daddy
That was a helluva title...
Yee
*YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL*
Majestic throw
YEET
Jonathon was the only jojo who made dio cry like a baby
I mean he made dio cry when dio was literally 12 lol
@@bruhhhe4158 more or less I think it was a sign that Dio hates not having any control and breaks when that happens
@@bruhhhe4158 jonathan was 12 aswell, and Dio probably cried in jonathan death
like a bitch
@@evoction9049 Like a spoiled brat
2:10 Dio deserves some credit for surviving the equivalent of being hit in the face by an asteroid
true 👌
I love the scream that Dio does at 1:45, because it sounds like something you'd hear when vanquishing a demon.
*AHHHHHHH*
RRRAAAAAAAAAA 🗿
1:42
Narrator: "... was a statue of the Joestar family's guardian angel."
Dio: *_AAAAAHHHHH_*
Guardian angelAAAAA
that will never not crack me up lmao
Dio hates narration
AAAAAAAAA-
One of the best comments lmao
who needs a stand when you're a human tank
Tuskor now what if he did have stand
@@shionyorigamii his stand would be called Gentleman and it would be an actual tank
Sheer Heart Attack
@@juliocesaralvesfernandes8158 except it would track by the amount of manliness in a person, and it never hits women
he IS the stand
I love that Jonathan as he grew up, despite being a nice, calm and chivalrous person, is not a pushover and won't let himself be intimidated
To think this gentle giant was the one who started the family line with an overconfident and humorous cheater, a overly buff guy with a just-as-buff ghost dude, a kind teenager with the power to beat ass and heal ass,
and a legendary player of Mafia City
Truth
and said buff dude's daughter who got arrested
And then he got recreated as a handicapped horse jockey with much more severe daddy issues.
@@shacharlem4424 then gets killed by a fricking boulder
Ironic that no matter the incarnation, the first ever jojo will always have his death evolve his head@@detomnz2024.
Jonathan's a fucking beast.
Why thank you!
my fave joestar
yo you're the best character in eyes of heaven.
part 4 jotaro is a close second
Jonathan Joestar You're the manliest jojo!!!!!!
He beat vampire Dio before he even learned Hamon
"How could rubbish like him beat me?!"
Well that's simple Dio, you pissed him off.
Later on: pisses jotaro off and dies
Never pissed off the joestars
Your profile picture makes this seven times better.
Killing someone's dog would easily piss someone off
Even easier if you kill the father
If you ever say jonathan is weak remember that he's the only one who made dio cry.
1:01 that face is the scariest look I've ever seen
Those eyebrows are enough to make someone crap themselves.
And that HUGE ass eyebrows
That is the face of a man who’s family you don’t want to even consider hurting when he’s around
1:18
Let's see what's behind curtain. Number. One...
AH FIRE!! FIRE IS BEHIND CURTAIN NUMBER ONE!!!!
"HAHAHAHAHA! You think fire can kill me!? I. DIO. WILL NEVER DI- (gets impaled)
fffffff *FFFFAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!!!!!!!!!!*
I don't know why but i read the last part with speedwagon's voice
KiddKame damn, I wanted to make that joke. guess I'm too late
LOL i forgot about that scene! That was hilarious.
Grotto, I think you mean WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Our boy Jonathan deserved better, what an absolute Gentleman.
jonathan did deserve better he's best jojo
A true Chad.
@@cataclysmicakz he is the origanal jojo
Ok but, if jonathan survived joseph probsbly would have been a total wet blanket
@@theshellmaker What do you mean?
1:40 the 1st Donut in Jojo history
"There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man."
-Patrick Rothfuss
Jonathan is such a Chad he beat the shit out of Dio for stealing his girl's first kiss and is the only person who made Dio cry
And he literally did this cool ass combo on 0:18
@@deleted4913 Wombo combo
and only 1 person who dio respected
Dont forget he beat dio without hamon
@{_ Strawberry Blossom _} his Chad rating is 0 cause he incel
Jonathan: *DIES*
*You can now play as Star Platnium*
What kind of game reference is this-
@@averagemusiclover I believe its Super Mario Bros or Super Mario Galaxy.
As the original line is
*you can now play as Luigi*
Underrated comment
Btw change ur 'platnium'
: )
New game+
0:57 keep in mind: His hand opened to lack of blood in his hand veins......
Now imagine how strong Jonathan really was.
bro didnt really need hamon.
80s dudes are just build different. I imagine Kenshiro and Jonathan had a lot to talk about
How Many grip strength would You need to do that ?
@@LouvreJaramill Arround 0.8 tons
@@diabolicamiresdam
0:16 Dio wanted to blow a "wryyy" but the hit was hard af
Editor: “Hey Johnathan is a pretty popular character, maybe we should give him a cameo with Jotaro!”
Araki, finishing a line of crack: *”MAKE HIM A GHOST AND TURN HIM PURPLE!”*
Make me a ghost and turn me purple, that’s a good idea!
-Araki, probably
What about the rest of the series didn't make you think Araki had crack?
@@pillbox2235 i just realised star platinum looks like jonathan
I’m guessing your talkin about star platinum😂
Thanks Dr. Phil very epic
Category: Education
It educates us to never fuck with Jonathan
My dumb as thought that said Calgary Edmonton
How to beat up a vampire who was your not nice step brother with magical powers.
By Jonathan Joestar
@@topsekrit9836 true!
How to take out trash.
His delivery on "SUNLIGHTO YELLOW, OVVVERRRDRRIVVVUUUUU" weirdly always gives me chills
Look at the effort this man goes through to see his duty fufilled
Physically, he's far stronger than all other JoJos and only Joseph can rival him.
Jotaro is actually equal to Joseph according to their official stats from Weekly Shonen Jump #13 (1997). Jonathan is the only one with an A in Physical Strength, while Joseph & Jotaro got a B, and Josuke & Giorno had a C.
No, not even Joseph comes close, you can say Jonathan was built different, his strength surpassed even of that huge vampire (i forgot his name, who was the partner of that another vampire who had sword luck)
@@anshulanand02 That vampire with the Sword was Bruford. The big one was Tarkus.
@@ChadBenjaminjoylene gets a D fo-nvm
@@ChadBenjamin Damn Jonathan hitting as hard as Star Platinum and Crazy Diamond just imagine if he had the speed too
Funny how Jonathan "was" the most plain and boring character in the JoJo franchise, because he is just a plain heroic, strong action hero. But these days these kinds of characters are so rare, that Jonathan is an actually refreshing character
in a way, his heroism is also his biggest weakness, he died trying to turn Dio into a good person like he did with Bruford.
I think I can mostly see old people like Jonathan more
@@darksith7282 why
@@darksith7282 ????
@@rachel1215 cause he is like superman. A very old character. And Jonathan Joestar acts just like 1938 Superman.
Jonathans theme: Very valorant and triumphant
Every other JoJos theme: you have entered funky town
Stroheim's theme: DER MENSCHIST BOSE
Lmaooooo im dying
The pillarmen’s theme: Dubstep sounds before dubstep even exist
Welcome to downtown coolsville
Jotaro theme?
"It's not gonna hurt you, it just stings a bit"
*Kid in the next room:* 1:46
What’s amazing is Jonathan loved him after all that and 100 years later DIO considered him and Pucci his only true friends. DIO actually regretted stealing his body.
Nobody got more WRRYYS out of Dio than Jonathan, I miss that majestic man...
Lordx718 We all do
Who dio or jonathan
Terry Mullins Jonathan
Im at part 2 so i really miss him
kars vs dio who,is gayer
-Dio kisses Erina
-DIO's son ends up having more Joestar blood
That's what I call karma
The Doge of Serbia I mean yeah pretty much the entire body below the mid neck is Joestar
Dio je peder
Imagine if Jonathan's peepee was bigger than DIO's, that would explain why he loved to have coitus 24/7
@@Josuh bruh
@@Josuh If I was DIO I would save my peepee and cut Jonathan's off, then I would put my peepee and my head on his body, so my son would have my blood.
1:45 that scream will always make me WHEEEZE
Stands are badass and all, but any character that can take someone out with sheer determination and brute strength from within is a REAL warrior!
RIP Jonathan Jostar. You'll always be best JoJo in my eyes. 💙
My mom walked into my room as Dio was dying and all she said was "That looks painful."
Cool, your mom is Speedwagon.
Speedwagon is everyone’s mom
*sigh* which time?
@@le_mothman everytime I close my eyes...
Spooper Senshi she isn't wrong
1:00 Birth of Star Platinum
Wait I dont get it
@@66ixty9ineThere are theories about Johnathan being reincarnated as Star Platinum
That sunlight yellow overdrive punch Jonathan did to dio looked like the punch star platinum did to kira to me
@@redtrapdead not only that Jonathan did Say if he died his Ghost would haunt him.
@@ten-thousandbees8453 and have you notice star had gotten aggressive when he fought dio?
For my entire life I've always hated spoilers. Hated people who shared them and hated people who casually brought them up in conversations. That being said Dio is the only character in my entire life whos death I had to look up on UA-cam after just 3 episodes of season 1 of JoJo
Keep in mind Dio needed this mans body to become a danger
0:20 I really miss when the joestars actually threw their own punches
same, that's why I love that Jotaro vs Alessi "fight" so much (also, the Ora is just adorable in that one :D)
InkLink tru
Wait till Part 8 gets animated in 2045,you will see many fist,kicks & bodyslams from Gappy
Well jotaro did punch josuke once
@@mikegivemecheese3001 He also punched Alessi
People: If Jonathan had Jotaro's personality, Part 1 would've ended fast.
Also Jonathan:
it DID end fast
If Jonathan had Jotaro's personality part 1 wouldn't end.
Jotaro was smoking so it's hard for him to learn hamon. He won't have his cute purple punchy ghost too lol
@@tikcu5173 both johnathan and joseph smoked iirc
@@familiayoutuber4769 Jonathan smoked? I'm sure he didn't. Joseph didn't either.
I like to think that The World manifested the way it did as Dio’s stand because he got the shit beat out of him so badly by Jonathan, to the point that a massive punch-ghost was the scariest, most brutal thing he could think of
But fr Jonathan is underrated. He became the shadow of part 3 and above because of the stands... I wish he had more screen time
You guys are acting like Jonathan doesn't have a stand. His stand is Speedwagon
infinite speed power range durability persistence precision and infinite x2 Potential
What u mean bro? HE IS THE STAND.
And it won't shut the fuck up
@@stripes1043 lol true
@@stripes1043 never say that abute speedwagon
Dio screaming is now my new ringtone
WRYYYYYYY
I wish UA-cam didn't have a choice of thumbsupping a comment OR sharing it publicly.
1:30 is my favorite WRRRRYYYY ever.
Lola You mean WRYYYngtone.
Bal Mungram Omg yed
If you didn't cry when Jonathan died you are a real monster, he stayed a gentleman all the way till his end
1:32 always makes me laugh LOL
1:06
*George:* Jonathan, what was that noise?
*Jonathan:* Nothing Father, just taking out the trash!
xD
I mean, he is not wrong
@@johnjoly7223
EXTRA xD
@хуй те Trash makes more Trash.
So Dio is trash, still. Also trash is starting to not sound like a word now.
@хуй те Life is like that. Nothing we can do about it.
2:39 SUGAAAAAR
1:22 SPICE
1:31 AND EVERYTHING NICE
Lol THIS MADE MY FUCKING DAY
@@vinnie4538 And whenJonathan added in a secret chemical... THE BRANDO X 1:04
HE CREATED THE STAR DUST CRUSADERS!
Im your 222th like
This is so underrated and made me scream laugh at 1 am
I like how when Jonathan is first beating the crap out of Dio, it's because Dio violated Erina. He's like, "You can clown on me all you want, but you better watch what you do around those I love. Especially an innocent woman."
1:03 dude just lifted a 6'5 hefty guy like a stick WITH ONE HAND!!!!!!
Dio is actually 6 ft 1, but the anime make them in the same height, source: jojowiki
I swear Jonathan is built like a fucking tank
A funny thing. In Eyes of Heavens alot of the other Jojo's comment in win quotes that Jonathan is super strong and say something along the lines of 'wonder how tough he would be with a stand?' or 'glad he doesn't have a stand'.
Don't forget to add some of them also comment on his size plainly(a few even say he's big like Jotaro). o3o
Jotaro is a lady next to Jonathan.
Sirpimsywinkle HA!! That's great
I thought they were based off of Fist of The North Star?
This added ten years to my life.
That's the power of Hamon.
you're a genius, sir
Hamon - making western women age like asian women since at least 1938.
And giving Joseph a good reason to feel really disgusted with himself. I can't really blame him, but poor guy.
Sharerlar but not to Jonathan's;)
His ten years sure went up in flames quickly
Jonathan had the muscles, dio had the brains, both could've been a duo if they weren't enemies.
But they did become a duo.
Just in a 2-in-1 way
1:28 that scream Dio did had me crying the first time I heard it 😂
Remember when jojo was about buff men beating the shit out of vamps?
Now it's a bunch of skinny strippers fighting each other with supernatural spirits.
That's what I call bizzare
What a bizarre adventure it has been..
-Best Boy Speedwagon
It's evolving just backwards
Part 3 be like Im both
Yes
@@byjordi2185 that is why pt3 is the best whene it comes to style . pt1 is too dark and real and pt5.6.7... are just too gay and rainbowish but pt3 is perfect. the story is another case
Nobody:
Spartans when their child has a cold:
1:05
*Y E E T T H E C H I L D*
@@DKaya-zx6nb Y E S Y E S Y E S Y E S
YEET
Assassin's creed odyssey in a nutshell.
More like 1:08
1:00 This scene is just 🔥
The raw emotion from Jonathan's VA is unparalleled, easily one of the best
The Jonathan's honesty, heroism and righteousness makes him my favourite Jojo. Honestly part 1 was quite entertaining for me.
Wait there's other JoJo's?!
one piece fan yhh😂😂
one piece fan I can tell you’re new to jojo trust me it’s so amazing bro once you get into it’s hard to stop, the only thing that’s weird about it is that it’s mega sus sometimes.
The Streets looool it starts getting suss in part 4 init😂 part 5 especially and onwards
Same lmaoooo
1:22
How it feels to open the curtain when you has been gaming for 9 hours
Bro you made me laugh out loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Yeah 😂😂😂
@@ruby-oo9fi me too 😂😂
so basically you damage your damaged eyes
Milan Movies / Gaming this Make me laugh so much
This is why dio says he respects johnathan, even though he wants to kill him he didn't want to do it in a rubbish way.
Just like wamuu respected joseph, because he grew to be a superior hamon user.
Imagine if dio didn't respected jonatgan and menaced erina before fighting him, absolute carnage
Man I remember hating DIO. Now I kinda like him cuz his respect for Jonathan has increased over the years
1:46 the way dio screams XD
1:05
real footage of a British gentlemen throwing trash that looks like an edge Lord 1890 pink,blue,green colorized:
Lmao
If Dio were a 21st century boi he would write offensive posts on Twitter, bully kids at school and would smoke weed, or drink alcoholic drinks without his parents knowing
Lmfao colorized
@@Guilherme74824 why tf is this so accurate wtf
I N H D
best wryyy at 1:31
That's the wryyy you make when someone grabs onto your balls really tightly.
+Alex Thibodeau OMG SAVE ME I CAN'T BREATH XDD
There's another funny scream at 1:45 as well lolololol
there's also a pretty decent one at 2:21
LMFAO
2:01 Poor Dio, he's been sliced in half in Part 1 and in Part 3
1:06
"Goodbye, dio!"
"jOnAtHaN lOsT"
My ass he did. First he beat down Dio so hard that the latter kept his act straight for about a decade, then he beat Dio within an hour of his becoming a vampire while having no Hamon training. Then he reduced Dio to a head. And even in death he kept Dio submerged for nearly a century
Sucks that dio stole his body in part 3
Kinda facts if Jonathan didn't hold back dio on the ship then dio wouldn't be trapped for 100 years under the sea
And after that, he did as he said he did, "he haunted him to his death", Dio was Killed by Jonathan's descendance
RETIRED!
He’s also the one who finished off DIO for good, he was in part three, just more purple and had less clothing. I believe they also called him star platinum.
Dio's voice actor is toooooooooo goood lmao
Yes he was Wryyyyyyyyyyly good!
***** ikr
its mudmudamudam nudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamdamuda
to even find a replacement for him
DarkSendo94 GOOOODBYYYYEEEEEE JOJO!!!
Do you know he also voices the Beast Titan?
1:22
Jonathan’s haymaker here 2:10 feels so good, the sound it makes, the way Dio’s face was affected by it, the camera and how slow the punch was which is just *chefs kiss*
Jonathan doesn't need a stand. The world and Star Platinum are the same type of stand as both carry a part of Jonathan. Also they could stop time because JONATHAN'S BODY was divided into two and his soul couldn't pass away to the other side while these things were happening with his body. So he was in a CAGE OF TIME where all he could do was watch.
Is this canon?
@@dannyboots lol absolutely not. That dumbass made it up.
Cool headcannon, however, *your mom*
Nah, Johnathan's stand is basically Hermit Purple.
the fact that he said "kono dio da" while getting the shit beat out of him was beautiful
And is even better when you realize that he also said Kono dio da when he die
I love Jonathan so much. He didn’t deserve what happened to him.
i know
I agree
THE Programming Fool!
No
@THE Programming Fool! wrong
@THE Programming Fool! Objection!
1:40 a fucking human took down a camp with wits and grits, truly best boi
jonathan always will be my favorite jojo, he is the absolute chad
holy fuck to this day I still cannot stop laughing at when Johnathan just picked Dios ass up and threw him down those stairs like he was a piece of fucking paper, lol
It is funny as shit, he does it so damn casually too.
He's like: Pack your stuff and get out. DIO!
Just taking out some trash
If you look at his face, it's even funnier. He just as this stoic expression like "I am so done with your shit now."
Might Guy It's even funnier since the scene before that has a serious close up of a rather determined Jonathan... and then moves on to that exact one.
0:16 Dio ureeeyyy'd before he was even a vampire.
Giorno wrrrys despite never knowing his father or being a vampire
Prince Cookie
At this point the Wryys and Mudas are just genetic, just like the Oras for Jotaro.
Kaisergun thats more like URAWHHHHH
its more like ugeaeeeahh
i was laughing my ass of for two minutes
1:31 always laugh my ass off after this
1:46 but this is perfection
To be fair most of us would probably have the exact same reaction to being stabbed directly in the side like that lmao
@@Kennyplex but Dio scream loud af in this part than other
Jonathan’s masculinity is so powerful it produced a wind like force
DIO: Hamon gave me a little trouble 100 years ago.
The *"little"* trouble: 1:46
He screamed like a fucking girl lol
That without hamon
The wrrryyyy 15 seconds before hand is s teir as well.
🤣
But that's not hamon
DIO: DIE JOJO DIE
JoJo: *dies*
DIO: hold up it was just a prank bro it was just a prank
DIO: No JoJo noooooo please-
copied but ok
@@chuunib everything may as well be stolen of this platform.
@@chuunib saw the same comment in other video you copied the comment smh
Yeah I’ve seen this comment before but idk who posted it first so I don’t really care. Whoever stole it is the scumbag
i’ve always liked that Jonathan is just a storybook hero, like Beowulf or something. and it’s a lot of fun to watch that jonathan beat the crap out of dio, a character that throws his luggage, jumps out of a carriage and looks at jonathan with an evil sound effect before kneeing a dog