All Kingdom Hearts Bosses Ranked Easiest to Hardest

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  • @SunburnedAlbino
    @SunburnedAlbino  7 років тому +1129

    For people making comments about the difficulty discrepancy, I'm doing streams of KHFM PS4 on proud mode now, so stop by on occasion and watch me change my mind about bosses in real time.

    • @Yatsu2
      @Yatsu2 7 років тому +1

      Hows it going? / Howd it go?

    • @doctor0827
      @doctor0827 7 років тому +3

      Sunburned Albino trust me it will change lol

    • @keith3278
      @keith3278 7 років тому +5

      +Sunburned Albino do you think you will ever do a Ranked Easiest to Hardest for KH Re: Chain of memories

    • @pokespartytv8086
      @pokespartytv8086 7 років тому +12

      Sunburned Albino where is xemnas?

    • @pokespartytv8086
      @pokespartytv8086 7 років тому +5

      Is it because he is the hardest? Lmao definitely harder then sephiroth.

  • @hazyshade9648
    @hazyshade9648 5 років тому +3179

    The hardest boss in the entire series is that Race with Riku on destiny Islands.

    • @David-iq5yl
      @David-iq5yl 5 років тому +60

      Sorry that's not a boss but agreed

    • @ellezim8136
      @ellezim8136 5 років тому +88

      If you press square instead of X 24/7 hes actually easy lol

    • @LayanaMaeBROO
      @LayanaMaeBROO 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @donrightgaming1455
      @donrightgaming1455 4 роки тому +14

      Hazy Shade i actually finally beat him when i did it over the second time lol

    • @rex724332
      @rex724332 4 роки тому +7

      Not even

  • @Sta3r
    @Sta3r 6 років тому +2183

    Since you're only counting content from the original version of the game, then I'd say the un-skippable cutscenes are the hardest boss, easily.

    • @enbymurloc5802
      @enbymurloc5802 5 років тому +160

      even playing the 1.5 version i still shudder before the second hallow bastion riku fight, i spent a good two to three hours just watching that damn cutscene when i first played the game on ps2

    • @diseaseus84jesus
      @diseaseus84jesus 5 років тому +2

      Ouch hahaha

    • @moksanity1
      @moksanity1 5 років тому +23

      The actual reason young me gave up on killing Sephiroth

    • @niog4534
      @niog4534 4 роки тому

      @@enbymurloc5802 I beat it on the first try.

    • @georgerobins4110
      @georgerobins4110 4 роки тому +3

      ni og
      I’m sure you did.

  • @brendonwalter1006
    @brendonwalter1006 5 років тому +670

    The worst part about Phantom is when you're color blind

    • @aldrinvendt8524
      @aldrinvendt8524 4 роки тому +106

      finally, someone who understands my struggle! had to call my sister into the room while i fight this dude so she can tell me what color his orb is.

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 4 роки тому +15

      Aldrin Vendt
      I mean, if it works, right?

    • @justaviewer9012
      @justaviewer9012 4 роки тому +16

      Someone who was colorblind said they beat this but they never specified if they had help or not

    • @ryanmcwilliams8784
      @ryanmcwilliams8784 4 роки тому +5

      The whole game must be the worst part, I remember that this game was so pretty when I got it in my ps2 so colorful and bright

    • @diamondarmy5546
      @diamondarmy5546 4 роки тому +12

      @@silenceundying colorblind people don't see in shades of grey that is only one rare type of colorblindness

  • @KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf
    @KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf 4 роки тому +395

    “The bigger the boss, the easier it is.” means Jimmy Cricket must be harder than Yozora-

    • @hazyshade9648
      @hazyshade9648 3 роки тому +43

      Cricket is so powerful hes not even a boss fight cause sora has no chance XD

    • @danielfuentes2999
      @danielfuentes2999 3 роки тому +17

      Jimminy Cricket is actually the master of masters

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks 2 роки тому +9

      Jiminy Cricket has the developer's X-Blade. To unlock his boss fight, you have to beat all 3 KH games in a row on Critical Mode without taking damage. Then head back to the Terra boss fight area, and you'll find Jiminy Cricket ready to send you right back to the start.
      If you die, you lose all progress and have to fulfill all requirements again.

    • @KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf
      @KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf 2 роки тому +4

      @@icyatlasartworks KH 1 doesn’t even have a critical mode-

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks 2 роки тому +7

      @@KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf I know, that makes it even more difficult

  • @Kairi1416
    @Kairi1416 7 років тому +1402

    I never knew the cages in Wonderland were breakable... I'm an idiot.

    • @Kairi1416
      @Kairi1416 7 років тому +14

      Nice to know I wasn't alone.

    • @Elchinodiabolero
      @Elchinodiabolero 7 років тому +6

      me as fuck

    • @tehdeadmouse
      @tehdeadmouse 7 років тому +1

      Which cages are you talking about?

    • @ivangarcia3051
      @ivangarcia3051 7 років тому +30

      He was talking about the cages that keep Donald and Goofy out of the fight xp

    • @theredeft5319
      @theredeft5319 7 років тому +38

      Yeah I assumed that they were out for the whole fight if they got caged

  • @RiDaku
    @RiDaku 7 років тому +647

    "This is a coincidence, because when I'm defeated in battle, I also become my whole house."
    Fuck me dude this is absolutely hilarious and you're telling me I have 20 more minutes of this?!

    • @Junior13113
      @Junior13113 7 років тому +5

      That one got me, too.

    • @BibleNutter
      @BibleNutter 4 роки тому +2

      What does it mean?

    • @georgerobins4110
      @georgerobins4110 4 роки тому +2

      A Scam Involving Corndogs
      It’s a joke. He’s being sarcastic. The boss becomes his own house. It’s dry humour

  • @TallManVanitas
    @TallManVanitas 6 років тому +688

    All these years of playing KH1 and I never even knew you could break Donald and Goofy's cages in that Card Tower fight...

    • @NessKwik0
      @NessKwik0 6 років тому +7

      TallManVanitas same

    • @Luhbrudda
      @Luhbrudda 6 років тому +3

      Same here

    • @starshopping7073
      @starshopping7073 6 років тому +5

      bro honestly same

    • @Kryors
      @Kryors 5 років тому +4

      Same

    • @battousaicrescent
      @battousaicrescent 5 років тому +45

      I never knew donald and goofy could BE in cages. (Has never once had that and has gone through the game over 30 times)

  • @xWhispyPlaysGaming
    @xWhispyPlaysGaming 5 років тому +378

    When I was younger I never used magic and only used the “cool keyblades” as I was a warrior. Also never upgraded Donald and goofy and never used items or blocked as I only thought X was the only good face button. Gosh I made that game so hard for myself lol.

    • @mcsquirty8680
      @mcsquirty8680 4 роки тому +11

      I was the same way

    • @GoBuckeyes554
      @GoBuckeyes554 4 роки тому +10

      same it's why I quit vs Ansem and didnt beat the game until I went back to it when I was 18

    • @Dodogssaywooforruff
      @Dodogssaywooforruff 4 роки тому +3

      Same I got through it though. I just replayed it and realized how helpful magic actually is.

    • @dirtychicken2173
      @dirtychicken2173 4 роки тому +4

      Now people do that for challenges

    • @joshuahperez3117
      @joshuahperez3117 4 роки тому +1

      I thought I was the only one. And I beat it lol.

  • @Scrabble12
    @Scrabble12 7 років тому +290

    deflecting projectiles is something I never did,
    my strategy was press X and heal

    • @tottallyarandomperson
      @tottallyarandomperson 7 років тому +31

      SIM R that how its done. go hard in the paint and run like a bitch when the "low health" noise sounds......i died a lot more than i would like admit with this tactic

    • @Spitfire_94
      @Spitfire_94 7 років тому +17

      For me it was press X, Aero and heal
      or
      Summon Tinker Bell and press X. Real

    • @TheMaddogg96
      @TheMaddogg96 7 років тому +1

      Genreguru nah I did this on proud too. This game is just piss easy

    • @shizzleblitz
      @shizzleblitz 7 років тому +1

      SIM R on critical ? that's what I did

    • @silverhetch3383
      @silverhetch3383 7 років тому

      tinkerbell was bae

  • @theholywand11
    @theholywand11 7 років тому +783

    "If you get invited to a couples orgy, keep swinging" You sir, have earned my like and subscription

  • @NXeta
    @NXeta 6 років тому +479

    But the question remains: did you get up on the hydra's back tho

  • @dukinukireal
    @dukinukireal 6 років тому +224

    "do yourself a favor and don't get hit by the "SUBMIT" attack, it randomly turns your attack option into a freeze option which makes ansem's darkside heartless grope you in midair, which causes a lot of emotional problems that will end with you pointing to innapropriate body parts on a doll" lmao

  • @axo5000k
    @axo5000k 7 років тому +651

    Came for the video, subscribed for the jokes and one liners

    • @Scorpis91
      @Scorpis91 6 років тому +6

      same this dude had me dying, he's blocking you? keep swinging, got invited to a couples orgy? keep swinging

    • @m_winewood
      @m_winewood 6 років тому +1

      Facts this man had me rollin 😂

  • @ThePokefreak98
    @ThePokefreak98 7 років тому +487

    "His weakness is horn. which is also mine"😂😂😂😂

    • @redscarf20
      @redscarf20 6 років тому +2

      I don't get it?

    • @victorzambrano4136
      @victorzambrano4136 6 років тому +2

      redscarf20 I'm assuming it's a sexual innuendo for penis? So he might mean bj.

    • @hugebirden5242
      @hugebirden5242 6 років тому +1

      redscarf20 he’s talking about his penis

  • @canariawing
    @canariawing 5 років тому +87

    "it's a weird coincidence because whenever i'm beaten in battle, i also become my whole house" this made me completely lose it for a good 5 minutes

  • @businesscatlimbo
    @businesscatlimbo 3 роки тому +55

    "The bigger the boss, the easier it is"
    So you're saying Jimminy Cricket would be unstoppable

    • @mr.battle20
      @mr.battle20 3 роки тому +2

      It's probably more accurate to say: "the closer the boss is to human-sized, the stronger."

  • @Niceri98
    @Niceri98 7 років тому +161

    bro, to be honest, I've never heard of this channel, I just clicked the video cuz kingdom hearts lol. but god damn, you have some damn good commentary, had me laughing the whole way through. you sir, just earned a subscriber

  • @alwayscommenting56
    @alwayscommenting56 7 років тому +96

    "For the last 10 years I could've sworn his name was Aragog, but I realized after looking it up just now that's the giant spider from Harry Potter, also I will never google anything again." I absolutely LOST it there.

  • @CourtLLRN
    @CourtLLRN 6 років тому +528

    Ursula: This won't be pretty!
    Albino: We know this won't be pretty, it's related to you.
    Ariel: *singing* What's the word? BUUUUUUUUURN!

    • @rachdiva
      @rachdiva 6 років тому +1

      Court's Little Lambs Reborn Nursery lol

    • @Reyrocksall
      @Reyrocksall 5 років тому +3

      Very well done

    • @Insanemembrane93
      @Insanemembrane93 5 років тому +1

      what if you got level 17 before you left the island ? Also what level do you get scan?

    • @gaymerjerry
      @gaymerjerry 5 років тому +6

      ​@@Insanemembrane93 In KH1 you learn scan at level 9 if you chose the staff, 12 if you chose the shield, and 15 if you chose the sword.
      In KH1FM you learn Scan at level 9 if you chose the sword, 15 if you chose the staff, and 21 if you chose the shield
      Yes they thought it was a good to make scan as late as level 21

    • @gaymerjerry
      @gaymerjerry 5 років тому

      And in general for KH1 or 2 abilities gotten through level up depend on what weapon you chose at the beginning of the game

  • @connorm3037
    @connorm3037 6 років тому +579

    Giant Ursula was insanely difficult. Cerberus is a joke

    • @rachdiva
      @rachdiva 6 років тому +13

      Kap Kun their both easy

    • @MrEmanthedrummer
      @MrEmanthedrummer 5 років тому +27

      Tiger 9874 *they’re

    • @xaitat
      @xaitat 5 років тому +76

      For me they're both difficult

    • @beckyweiss6072
      @beckyweiss6072 5 років тому +91

      @@xaitat I'm having a hard time with the FIRST Ursula. And I blame the mechanics in Atlantica, 110%.

    • @Ari-nq5rm
      @Ari-nq5rm 5 років тому +5

      Giant Ursula is the most easy tho.

  • @redvelvetdoll
    @redvelvetdoll 7 років тому +319

    I died way too many times at Giant Ursula....

    • @chrishenshall6489
      @chrishenshall6489 7 років тому +41

      Alice Z I'm playing through KH now and I hated her. Died so many times because of how awkward swimming is.

    • @brandonr3072
      @brandonr3072 6 років тому

      never died. even when I was new to the game, I never once died to giant Ursula

    • @PandemicCat7
      @PandemicCat7 6 років тому +22

      You must not have been on proud mode brandon

    • @brandonr3072
      @brandonr3072 6 років тому

      Charles Ball no I've played proud mode plenty of times too. giant Ursula just isn't that hard.

    • @davidgrant761
      @davidgrant761 6 років тому +4

      I let my allies do all the work XD proud mode giant bitch lol

  • @Kennilarsen1
    @Kennilarsen1 7 років тому +59

    "his feet are where his hands are, and his hands are where his feet are? isn't that fuckin COOL?!"
    Subbed

  • @aidmcnade2951
    @aidmcnade2951 5 років тому +47

    To this day, “Sabor. Danger... Not really” still makes me burst out in laughter.

  • @rockman202
    @rockman202 5 років тому +48

    Honestly I felt the invisible Chameleon to be a lot harder than most bosses when I was younger. The fact that you don't have cure really increases the difficulty of that boss fight.

    • @supreme_king_obama1158
      @supreme_king_obama1158 Рік тому +3

      Yeah, it’s notably the first major roadblock for a lot of kids. The issue with the ranking is that he’s ranking them as a hardens veteran who’s been playing these games for years and has done so several times. It doesn’t reflect the average newbie doing these for the first time, nor the little kids in 2002 who got the cool game with Mickey Mouse in it.

    • @mindxfuneral
      @mindxfuneral Рік тому +1

      @@supreme_king_obama1158 so it’s probably a little more accurate than a rating a kid from 2002 who doesn’t fully understand the mechanics would make, no?

    • @supreme_king_obama1158
      @supreme_king_obama1158 Рік тому +1

      @@mindxfuneral I’d say it’s more accurate to look at it from a first or even second time perspective then a person who’s played the games for their whole lives. I’m 16 and picked up KH 1.5+2.5 last year, and still hasn’t finished my first playthrough of 2 (got sidetracked with persona 4), and stealth sneak was still a decent road block for me my first time playing. IDK I just don’t think it’s fair to judge a boss based on difficulty when you’re a super experienced player is all.

    • @senpaikush1
      @senpaikush1 7 місяців тому +1

      Also he’s not playing on proud mode, on proud mode clayton can one shot Sora at the very start of the fight if health is low enough on proud with the shot at the start of the fight, also the chameleon rushing towards sora dealing insane damage NO CURE still while trying to defeat clayton

  • @Themindfreak117
    @Themindfreak117 7 років тому +204

    I chuckled at that Empty Phantasm Shell reference.

    • @MrChach1ng
      @MrChach1ng 7 років тому +3

      Keenan Maloney as soon as I saw your comment I THEN realized oooooooooh yeeeeaaaah :D

    • @samlandrum644
      @samlandrum644 7 років тому +7

      Keenan Maloney bloodborne for dayz

  • @ThanhTriet600
    @ThanhTriet600 4 роки тому +62

    The hardest boss for me was figuring out how to leave Neverland after closing the keyhole.
    I didn't have a problem with possessed Riku, but that was probably because I did all the sidequests and collectibles before going to what I thought was the final dungeon.

    • @astra3766
      @astra3766 3 роки тому +3

      The hardest boss for me was trying to figure out how to get back to the clock tower to fight Phantom

    • @olderuser
      @olderuser 5 місяців тому

      Frr bruh I did not know how to leave that clock tower 💀

    • @xXLunatikxXlul
      @xXLunatikxXlul 5 місяців тому

      @@astra3766 so true. 7 year old me couldn't figure out what to do until I tried Stop Magic.. it was such a delight learning that mechanic existed and then I died. But my next try would lead to victory \[T]/

    • @astra3766
      @astra3766 5 місяців тому

      @@xXLunatikxXlul
      It’s been 2 years since I’ve played a KH game, but I think I was referring to just getting to the fight

    • @xXLunatikxXlul
      @xXLunatikxXlul 5 місяців тому

      @@astra3766 all good! I figured from re-reading the comment.

  • @iamcool57
    @iamcool57 6 років тому +62

    "Fly at him like a kamikaze pilot and ruin his life before he finishes" lmfaoooo

  • @CameronBFunny
    @CameronBFunny 7 років тому +272

    I didn't know Bo Burnham had a gaming channel

  • @KH_4Lyf_DBZ
    @KH_4Lyf_DBZ 7 років тому +20

    Fighting Kurt Zisa - "If you're in a health jam during that segment I've found that if you use Trinity Limit on the orbs... It'll miss completely... So that's cool"
    Literally dying right there HAHA

  • @ElijahDavis
    @ElijahDavis 6 років тому +65

    "Because his hands is where his feet should be and his feet is where his hands should be, isn't that Fucking amazing"
    😂😂😂😂😂 idk why this made me laugh so hard lol

    • @stas_fri3124
      @stas_fri3124 4 роки тому +1

      "Guard armor is like the opposite armor, only not opposite"

  • @Nobody-ss7ks
    @Nobody-ss7ks 5 років тому +56

    The real boss fight is that room that leads to the last final bosses. OOOOF

    • @MrWorm29
      @MrWorm29 3 роки тому +7

      Holy Frick. Especially On Proud.

    • @crazydud3380
      @crazydud3380 3 роки тому +3

      It's like "ok, this can end now". It just goes on and on!

    • @ShimmerScarlet
      @ShimmerScarlet 3 роки тому

      @@MrWorm29 That fight was a nightmare on Proud Lvl 1. Had to use Trinity Limit and Simba just to oneshot each wave, and even then the timing is strict

    • @nicke.8622
      @nicke.8622 3 роки тому

      YES!!! I just beat this game on proud mode and when I was In that room, I thought the waves of heartless would never stop....

  • @saandyyvh6682
    @saandyyvh6682 7 років тому +109

    Just keep swinging, just keep swinging, just keep swing-ing, swing-ing, swing-ing.

  • @LivingGuy484
    @LivingGuy484 7 років тому +120

    I wasn't sure if I was going to like this at first.
    5 minutes in and I've nearly pissed myself laughing. I am definitely subscribing.

  • @kyrabell6216
    @kyrabell6216 6 років тому +83

    I think a lot of it just depends on what level you're on. I spent hours on Clayton, first Ursula, and the black demon guy in the volcano yet beat ansem's fights first try

    • @cold5671
      @cold5671 5 років тому +1

      They were all easy for me other than Clayton

    • @patdornoff9383
      @patdornoff9383 5 років тому +2

      chernabog you mean

    • @GayRiku
      @GayRiku 4 роки тому +2

      Clayton was easy for me for whatever reason, but yeah, I did NOT have fun with Ursula and the black demon guy (landing and summoning tinkerbell saved my ass, lmao). I also had a really bad time with that Riku fight in hollow bastion, and the second Ansem fight.

    • @niog4534
      @niog4534 4 роки тому

      Beat everyone but Clayton on the first try

    • @Crash7031
      @Crash7031 4 роки тому +1

      @@GayRiku Ursula was to insane even thou people say she is easy they probably just cheated instead of doing it at the level they were supposed to. Because there is always a laser beam behind you every second and it's annoying. Of course the 1st time the play the game Oogie was the most annoying cause I was confused half the time till I got it finally got it.

  • @tjlaction12
    @tjlaction12 6 років тому +17

    "He's enthralled by the rippling color effects on the walls and floors and stares intently at them while you murder him"
    I'm crying 😂😂😂

  • @LoneHawk
    @LoneHawk 7 років тому +37

    This is beautiful.

  • @danilp4118
    @danilp4118 7 років тому +555

    Destiny islands riku should be on first place, as the hardest boss XD

    • @saafi9723
      @saafi9723 7 років тому +8

      huckmart 99 no Riku is harder than Tidus, Wakka and Selphie
      I beat them three days ago

    • @CallBoy1212
      @CallBoy1212 7 років тому +30

      Once you have played this game long enough, you learn that each of those guys are easy enough to beat each of them without even getting hit. I actually have farmed Destiny Island till I got level 10 mostly with Wakka and his ball, but Riku as well.

    • @bensjammin9
      @bensjammin9 7 років тому +1

      Dani lorenzo puente DI Riku is really easy if you get used to it. It takes some practice.

    • @jeebiv4961
      @jeebiv4961 6 років тому +15

      I strongly disagree. Not only is the trio harder, but I had more trouble beating the Chernabog than Riku, who I abused for a whopping 99 potions once I found his attack pattern.

    • @poodickeye6250
      @poodickeye6250 6 років тому +1

      riku is easier on final mix by a lot I never beat him on ps2 but now he's not so bad but on proud he's a challenge ahaha

  • @user-nr4wh2fu3c
    @user-nr4wh2fu3c 6 років тому +16

    "His weak spot is his horn, which is also mine."
    HA! SUBBED!

  • @thegreenthunder5416
    @thegreenthunder5416 6 років тому +19

    I like how you sound like Bo Burnham critiquing Kingdom Hearts...so calm, so savage

  • @mushroomkingdomhearts8331
    @mushroomkingdomhearts8331 7 років тому +49

    bro I love your sarcasm and humor in this video, keep being you and stay awesome :)

  • @zacheymczachface
    @zacheymczachface 7 років тому +11

    I have learned today that I will unironically watch you rank any bosses...like any of them, please continue and you have my full support.

  • @jasonfayers6146
    @jasonfayers6146 6 років тому +45

    Personally I always found Clayton to be one of the harder bosses. 'Most anything after the first few worlds is easy because you're leveled and equipped.

    • @charlesg7926
      @charlesg7926 2 роки тому +3

      Agreed. CURE is an awesome spell, but kinda broken, and without cure, the boss battles are much harder

  • @ethang0746
    @ethang0746 6 років тому

    you're hands down my favorite youtuber just because you match my humor perfectly lmao, i come back to these boss ranking videos every few weeks

  • @frog-in-the-pond
    @frog-in-the-pond 2 роки тому +7

    For the Lock, Shock and Barrel boss fight in Halloweentown, I’m fairly sure that you can only get the highest amount of EXP for the fight if you beat Lock first, then Shock, then lastly Barrel. Otherwise, their EXP is reduced by 10%. Just a little heads up for folks in case you care about EXP.

  • @nolanschotanus2769
    @nolanschotanus2769 4 роки тому +31

    Me watching, 6 hours into KH 1.5: "... wait you can deflect?"

    • @dimitrakostaki5841
      @dimitrakostaki5841 4 роки тому +2

      Same except I just hit 30...

    • @crazydud3380
      @crazydud3380 3 роки тому

      Yeah, I realized it late too. The game starts out giving a tutorial on basic stuff only an idiot couldn't figure out, then later barely explains anything. Would have made a lot of encounters much easier.

  • @akumakami9727
    @akumakami9727 5 років тому +56

    I never realized it as a kid, but Ansem with his heartless seems like a huge Jo Jo reference.

    • @GoTELuckyCharms
      @GoTELuckyCharms 4 роки тому +2

      I'm willing to bet that it was intended that way too

    • @judahosborne8868
      @judahosborne8868 4 роки тому +6

      I want to say it wasnt but the thing is when you experience jojo you inadvertently inject the fucking thing directly into your bloodstream and it becomes an integral part of your life, so I do kind of get the feeling it is

    • @RondoOfBloodX
      @RondoOfBloodX 4 роки тому

      You were expecting Riku but IT IS I ANSEM!!!!!

    • @platy4700
      @platy4700 4 роки тому

      I referred to his guardian as his stand

    • @michaelyearwood6422
      @michaelyearwood6422 4 роки тому

      Same dude who voices old Joseph voices ansem

  • @michaeluphoff4749
    @michaeluphoff4749 Рік тому +4

    Six years later, these videos still hold up. I'm still laughing almost uncontrollably.

  • @noirsgaming8800
    @noirsgaming8800 7 років тому +89

    I love this guy's sarcasm. He sounds like me.

  • @Big_Bulli
    @Big_Bulli 7 років тому +12

    I had a really tough time against Riku because when I played this game when I was 8, I had no concept of Guard. Now he's a fucking joke even on proud, but I will admit, I was stupid as a kid.

  • @BrunoSantos-li7jz
    @BrunoSantos-li7jz 4 роки тому +38

    "jafar solidifies lava and throws it at you, doing minimal damage"
    jafar takes a quarter of sora s life...
    ... as minimal damage...

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah, the damage output isn't that bad. The problem is that literally half the arena acts as cover and if the large lava rock touches even a tiny bit it will burst. And he throws them real slowly.

    • @crazydud3380
      @crazydud3380 3 роки тому

      @@anueutsuho7425 Yeah, you'd think an all-powerful, immortal genie would have been much tougher.

  • @librariviera4581
    @librariviera4581 6 років тому +20

    The first Cerberus fight is hell if you gave up the shield and came by any time before Deep Jungle.

    • @suspectrumch.2259
      @suspectrumch.2259 5 років тому +2

      I did it was a nightmare and took me two hours on my playthrough

    • @crazydud3380
      @crazydud3380 3 роки тому +2

      Yep. Didn't realize how OP the shield is early on (though getting Scan late is annoying).

  • @AL-lz6px
    @AL-lz6px 5 років тому +8

    I just went to Sephiroth with a 5-kilometer long health bar and with the ultima weapon and just spammed him.

  • @Waswas922
    @Waswas922 7 років тому +8

    this is just perfect. The way you explain things with your jokes. Just perfect!! :)

  • @marshmellowboy323
    @marshmellowboy323 6 років тому

    not only informative but highly hilarious, liked and subbed

  • @dustinj918
    @dustinj918 6 років тому

    I know this is from a year ago, but your snark and quick wit just earned you a subscriber.
    Also, I was going to correct you on Sabor, but even a year later, you beat me to the punch. You, sir, are impressive.

  • @user-we9pt4xg4j
    @user-we9pt4xg4j 6 років тому +24

    Oogie manner is easier than Giant Ursala in my opinion. Those bites and lightning spams were annoying.

    • @dustoo
      @dustoo 6 років тому +1

      L *manor

  • @nicholasdemaio3827
    @nicholasdemaio3827 6 років тому +6

    Riku was so hard I was sweating when I was about to beat him. I remember using Arc Arcanum a lot.

  • @Born-AgainApe
    @Born-AgainApe 5 років тому

    Your commentary kept me entertained u deserved my follow

  • @gopherborcb8128
    @gopherborcb8128 6 років тому

    Dude, you are hysterical. Subscribed.

  • @InkscapeXD
    @InkscapeXD 7 років тому +9

    "Apparently, clayton has been so itching to shoot something that he dont care if its a 14 year old boy" -Sunburned Albino
    true comedy there, folks.

  • @3nfy
    @3nfy 7 років тому +12

    "His weak spot is his horn which is also mine" you, sir, have gained another subscriber

  • @136brave
    @136brave 6 років тому

    Really love your content! And thanks for sharing these strategies 😁

  • @ericbanuelos
    @ericbanuelos 3 роки тому

    I watch this video like twice a week. Hilarious, good job man

  • @LunetteFox
    @LunetteFox 7 років тому +66

    "Dick-Ship-Head!" .... I'm gonna be honest I had to pause and laugh at that for about 10 minutes... it just... was so out of nowhere.

  • @bobmarley4903
    @bobmarley4903 5 років тому +4

    Just have to say that I love whenever Sunburned Albino imitates any Disney character

  • @allys5214
    @allys5214 6 років тому

    You're so good at putting words together in order to explain how each boss works. It's rather amusing.

  • @hahahahahahaha8891
    @hahahahahahaha8891 4 роки тому

    I'm so happy you put him at the end because when I was a kid I never beat him. It's been about a good 8 years since I've played kingdom hearts and your commentary on every person cracked me up. Thank you so much. Also I wanted to add is that I'm really disappointed in how they color change slot of the heartless.

    • @dracosicarius3090
      @dracosicarius3090 4 роки тому

      that what I felt I was so use to the black, purple, red, and dark blue color the heartless had in the kingdom hearts. I want to know why they change that.

  • @EntertainYourselfEY
    @EntertainYourselfEY 7 років тому +3

    This is a great list and hilarious, great job. Your voice sounds like Bo Burnham btw

  • @jonathandomeraski7259
    @jonathandomeraski7259 7 років тому +254

    the video was pretty dark in contrast hard to see just letting you know.

    • @AntiRiku
      @AntiRiku 7 років тому +8

      Now that's pretty racist, man.

    • @SunburnedAlbino
      @SunburnedAlbino  7 років тому +55

      Yeah the game doesn't have brightness settings (or volume settings for that matter) I didn't lighten up on my TV until Hollow Bastion.

    • @JamesAxis13
      @JamesAxis13 7 років тому +56

      The game is surprisingly dark in contrast

    • @stebogameboy
      @stebogameboy 7 років тому +34

      +Jonathan Domeraski I remember playing this game when I was like 8 or 9 and the tv that I was playing on was garbage and I couldn't adjust the brightness. So that part when the darkness takes over Destiny Islands at the beginning of the game was almost impossible to beat.

    • @CQ313
      @CQ313 6 років тому

      stebogameboy feel like I've seen your comment before..

  • @LLamaWonderbreadWEWO
    @LLamaWonderbreadWEWO 6 років тому

    Hey!! You seriously need more subscribers. the humor is fucking original and creative. You make this fun. I just subscribed

  • @homophobicyoda
    @homophobicyoda 5 років тому +1

    Honestly some of the best commentary out there

  • @avatardoom
    @avatardoom 5 років тому +7

    "Do you have the fire spell mapped to r1 triangle? Then you win!"
    Footage shows him using blizzard lol

  • @dopaminedukes2292
    @dopaminedukes2292 7 років тому +3

    great video hilarious I never passed the game got stuck on the Tarzan world at the hunter riding the lizard couldn't get near the bastard without getting shotgun blast to the chest

  • @itsyaboi7523
    @itsyaboi7523 6 років тому

    God damn dude only ten minutes and I'm busting a gut you earned a sub

  • @businesscatlimbo
    @businesscatlimbo 6 років тому

    Subbed and liked for the comedy. Also the well through-out, and informative, list.

  • @pokemonfan155
    @pokemonfan155 10 місяців тому +4

    You missed a boss the actual toughest boss is the camera

  • @The_Oblivion_Light
    @The_Oblivion_Light 3 роки тому +3

    Kirk Ziza was the most frustrating. I tried some of everything in my arsenal, even summoning Tinker Bell. Finally after maybe 25 attempts, I said, I hope I will never have to fight him again. I was actually hoping that he would return in the sequel. His character design and fighting style was the most appealing up to date!

  • @lewiscarter4497
    @lewiscarter4497 6 років тому

    Quality banter love it

  • @ctj4974
    @ctj4974 5 років тому

    This video is so help full and so funny at the same time you should do like how to beat bosses and where to find key blades or how to level up mp or hp

  • @godlesswolf5816
    @godlesswolf5816 6 років тому +4

    "His weak spot is his horn, which is also mine." Subbed.

  • @alsenddrake7764
    @alsenddrake7764 5 років тому +3

    Idk if it was changed in FM, but in vanilla KH1, the Behemoth is vulnerable to gravity, making it laughably easy to drop him to green HP by spamming it then move in to finish him.
    And I can confirm lock-on remains on that jaguar in vanilla. At least it did on mine.

    • @xXLunatikxXlul
      @xXLunatikxXlul 5 місяців тому

      True. I remember trying gravity and was so happy to learn it could stun the behemoth, if only temporarily.

  • @TheGoodMorty95
    @TheGoodMorty95 5 років тому

    This is the first time I've seen one of your videos, and you just got a new sub. 😂

  • @bdup159
    @bdup159 2 роки тому

    Your commentary has me cracking up I love it

  • @nickhurst4772
    @nickhurst4772 7 років тому +6

    I remember as a kid I had that sephiroth fight down to a fuckin science lol

  • @davidgreene6622
    @davidgreene6622 4 роки тому +4

    In the old PS2 version, if you took out Clayton first, he somehow was able to revive himself if you took awhile to beat the Stealth. Idk if that happened to anyone else besides me

  • @Midnight_x_Sin
    @Midnight_x_Sin 6 років тому

    Dude you’re funny as hell, here take my subscription.

  • @Raf8347
    @Raf8347 6 років тому +1

    This video was both well informed, accurate and hilarious xD

  • @Mirast_11
    @Mirast_11 7 років тому +50

    you are so fucking funny do a kingdom Hearts 2 boss rank vid
    I subbed and liked
    u forgot UNKNOWN-XEMNAS
    (edit)-$orry forgot about the *no final mix* rule

    • @Darkrising1993
      @Darkrising1993 7 років тому +4

      I think he purposely didn't include it because it wasn't in the original game and rather was only added into the final mix. But I would've like to know where it'd fit. Personally I didn't find it that hard. Granted I was like level 80 but except for one point where he put my health to 1, it seemed easy and I did it on my first try. But sephiroth I have yet to beat in kh1. I got close a few times just because of my high level and also having ultima weapon but it still wasn't enough. I'm just not that great and predicting moves and blocking at the right time.

    • @protohype5928
      @protohype5928 7 років тому

      wOrSt NiGhTmArE he saud he was only doing bosses from the original game, not FM

    • @JW96_
      @JW96_ 7 років тому

      Darkrising1993 Easy way to beat Sephiroth in KH1 is make sure you have anything and everything you can to restore MP and just use strike raid.

    • @Sesshomaru474
      @Sesshomaru474 7 років тому

      Like Nico did? xD

    • @shade3385
      @shade3385 7 років тому

      The easiest way to fight this dude is to have max aeroga, curaga, and that ability that lets you gain mana every time you are hit. Spam Aeroga, you will have plenty of freaking mana for strike raid, dodge and occasionally hit him. Rinse and repeat this process and Sephiroth becomes an exp grinder for you lol. I ended up using him to level my character up, took many many fights to get to 100 but its do-able

  • @JexerXIII
    @JexerXIII 7 років тому +31

    do one for kingdom hearts birth by sleep, dream drop distance, and re:chain of memories please.

    • @SoulFoxie
      @SoulFoxie 6 років тому +2

      I can agree with the Birth by sleep one (especially if he'd include it on critical aswell putting in the mirage arena stuff) but I'm not so sure on dream drop or re:chain

    • @maximusatlas9377
      @maximusatlas9377 6 років тому

      I can agree with dream drop distance. I didnt have alot of newer bosses but it was still a great game.

    • @ellezim8136
      @ellezim8136 5 років тому

      Do not wish the garbage bs of re chain and bbs upon him😂

    • @terminallycapricious3189
      @terminallycapricious3189 4 роки тому

      Memes by Sleep isn't all that bad... X'D... Unless you do a level 1 run on Critical.

    • @donrightgaming1455
      @donrightgaming1455 4 роки тому

      Chain of memories is actually a very difficult game especially on proud but i loved it

  • @Like_An_Eagle
    @Like_An_Eagle Рік тому

    Very funny! I was either chuckling or smiling the whole way through🤣

  • @nedkelly8958
    @nedkelly8958 5 років тому

    I laughed about 10x in this video XD This was a good video!

  • @waynejulian277
    @waynejulian277 5 років тому +3

    I Never knew you could free Donald and goofy when fighting the card solders

  • @angery9942
    @angery9942 6 років тому +3

    "The sight of your biceps is making me weak in the knees." Lol

  • @DustyRaider
    @DustyRaider 6 років тому

    The commentary had me dying. Pure sass the whole way through, great vid man

  • @spotdodge9407
    @spotdodge9407 6 років тому

    I love the Bloodborne reference! Great video.

  • @yeahjj
    @yeahjj 7 років тому +3

    with the dragon boss it was so hard and when he said summons i was like i forgot about them

    • @SoulFoxie
      @SoulFoxie 6 років тому +1

      Because I'm a stubborn bitch no matter what boss what difficulty it's on or my level I won't use summons,I'll still get them for a 100% completion but I won't use them

  • @deetweedle1022
    @deetweedle1022 5 років тому +3

    I remember the 1st time I fought Ursula (the smaller version with the eels) and I was too dumb to figure out the cauldron in the middle, so I spent 2 hrs taking her health little by little, since then, I dread going to that world, even though I now know what to do

    • @courtoconnor2997
      @courtoconnor2997 4 роки тому

      I remember if you speak to king triton before heading off to battle Ursula, he tells you to use magic 😂 I fought heaps of heartless to build up my magic double so I would have plenty to use and wouldn’t have to rely on elixirs constantly

    • @steelseraph7413
      @steelseraph7413 3 роки тому +1

      I know how to fight her and still hate doing it. Why won't she stop spinning?

  • @agenericguy1014
    @agenericguy1014 5 років тому

    Best commentary I’ve ever heard in my entire life

  • @saddas1307
    @saddas1307 4 роки тому +1

    For phantom, just go a different face of the clock when he goes to do the bolt thing, you can also stop there as well