Lies! Filthy lies! Everyone knows Charlie the unicorn is the true banana king! Put a banana in your ear *A banana in my ear?* Put a ripe banana Right into your favorite ear It's true *Says who?* So true Once it's in your gloom will disapear The bad in the world is hard to hear When in your ear a banana cheers So go and put a banana in your ear
When a 9 ft tall guy clad in golden armor and a giant mechanical spear can sneak past your guards, it might be time to reconsider your security options
Actualy he is bigger than 9 feet tall. I read this some time ago but i don't remember where so take it with a grain of salt: He(Leman) was a bit shorter and much wider(when talking about Valdor)
@@TheKalZul I would kill to see someone animate that scene but with Konrad Curze as Batman and (I forgot what legions ship he snuck aboard) but replace the guy that ignored Batman with one of their space marines.
@@councilofcringe5520 personally i believe that the emperor having natural children is kinda stupid, especially if it's a lot of them, he should have one, maybe two, and they should be unbelievably overpowered just like him, not a shit ton of mid tier psychers. I'd much rather Valdor be the emperor's child.
@@ellis7622 well nope, I'm French, where there are really few ppl named like me. Just remember seeing Valdor on the wiki and thinking "Gotta get that mini one day". But, you know, Forgeworld prices, so kot yet lmao
while I can't shake the fact that The Emperor blessed be his ever glorious existence share some similarities to demons in which their true name is some kind of weakness. I find this new revelation a good one if such pocket dimensions exist it might also be the reason why the space wolves psykers can't find traces of the wolf king
@@Emperor_of_all_Badgers that’s the joke... They always say they don’t have Psykers in the lore and that they are Rune Priests that don’t use the warp.
*Custodes squeal like fans girls* OMG he's back to awaken the Emperor, I have all his collector cards including the webway special... omg, omg, omg, he's been off finding the Emperors true name!!! *Valdor ascends the golden throne* Valdor in heavy scouse accent: Daaaaaave....Dave mate, time to wake up, come on mate I've made some toast, was a nightmare to get a machine from the mechanicum to do it so don't make me look like a dick Dave
@@Sigmar_Heldenhammer Probably something closer to Hammurabi or Gilgamesh given the location and time-period of His birth, though even by the time of the Epic of Gilgamesh or Hammurabi's Code, He would've been at least two-thousand years old.
@@jaceclassay4589 if you had to pick one though I'd take Kitten any day of the week. The Imperium has a lot of demigods that have gone walkabout for the last 5000-10000 years.
Kitten is the adopted son of valdor and he put him in a tube which took his memory And Made him think that his actual mom was A tube . atleast it's my headcannon
Kitten is the current Captain-General. In one of the episodes he mentions that it's a lot of stress to live up to the likes of previous holders of the title, mainly Constantin Valdor
I said the same after reading Penitent. I also believe that The EMPEROR is using Valdor as a host body. Every single enemy Valdor has slain with his Spear, he acquires ALL of their knowledge. From the Warp, to sorcery ( Prospero Burns ), genecraft, tech, secrets, Webway, etc... Valdor has access to vast amounts of knowledge...... Also, The Yellow King or "KING" as his Null warriors address him, are actually calling him EMPEROR. The titles are one in the same........ Valdor being one of his perpetual offspring ( aka Sensai ) would allow for a proper host body. Remember, he even had his mind wiped just as The Big E did to Horus dealing with Molech.
@@JohnJohnson-hu3um It is if The EMPEROR is within Valdor. The loyal soul shard of Magnus was used by Malcador to place inside of Revuel Arvida to become the first Grey Knights Supreme Grand Master. The EMPEROR ( imt ) placed a fraction of his soul into Valdor..... But we'll find out soon enough.......
I love how despite your struggles with the pronounciations of names, "Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker " wasn't an issue. Those are the proper priorities^^
What mortal woman could handle Big-E's greatsword? Plus, if he were to finish inside the woman, the inertia of the load would blow her torso off her body.
Now I've been about on the internet and I've seen some things to be sure but where did Big E find a lady friend that could tolerate his style of love making and then conceive his groin fruit to full term?
@@jonathanathor117Zeus makes golden rain to impregnate random women the emperor is a dude with a horse sized cock and not like it's the same size as a horses dick buy it is the size of the horse
Or when the modern japanese imperial army slaughtered the hundreds of thousands of samurai after meiji restoration. The same samurai that fought for them in the war against the shogun.
Constantin Valdor has less power than a Primarch but achieved way more than most (looking at you angron and lorgar) He also has one of the most badass armor's the Imperium has save 40k Guilliman and the Grey knights AND He by far has one of the coolest/badass names around
@@usxldcom7543 fair point, also if sanguinius went all black rage on him, he'd have a good chance at most all other primarchs, he'd probably waffle stomp perturabo, rogal, vulkan (might be an issue but he's probably faster and more skilled) Conrad would also have an issue, same deal with the lion though, skill> precognition, alpharius omegon, Horus (pre chaos juice) ferrus would probably win, fulgrim would probably lose(without the slaanesh sword) and so and so forth
@@FoxHound-ut1hu also why I said in the first one save for wolf/ lion All the other primarchs he'd get a good chance, Horus pre chaos steroids would probably get bitch smacked, same with fulgrim, only reason he took out ferrus was chaos juice, but I feel cozzy would get one or two good hits in against Russ
Valdor recruiting good guy demons could also hint at corvus being with him. Just imagine raven guard scouting & the custodes & the lion doing the bulk of it! fucking awesome.
I mean to be honest if Emperor did walk again his mind, he used Golden Throne for so many years i think he's going to make someone who can give him Therapy first, just so his horribly demaged mind could be healed if it would even be possible.
That whole pocket dimension king-in-yellow with order daemons thing is too fucking cool, but leave it to 40k and the black library to make this a forgotten subplot.
Little late on this but just wanted to comment you forgot about Alpharius getting his absolute shit kicked him by Valdor. Alpharius thought it would be hilarious to show them how weak their security was in protecting the emperor and breached the golden throne just for Valdor to choke slam the shit out of him and beat him in a duel. Which did result in the Blood Games being made.
It would be amazing if the 10th edition release a new faction compossed of Blanks, Mutated Space Marines and "Imperial Daemons" lead by the King in Yellow, Valdor, and would look like a "Daemon Prince of the God-Emperor".
@@brentmcclintock798 I honestly looked it up since I was completely uncertain if I knew it, and fuck I haven't heard about that movie in fucking ages. Serious, that is something I probably heard last back in 2007 if I was to be generous. Regardless, still would call him Cossie, because Con is just...no. Sassy, Donnie, Jonno, Bazza, Shazza. Cossie just fits right in, but Con? Yeah na
6:21 oh come on, why did you have to say he knocked off a bottle of Nuln Oil of all things, i did that just a few days ago and it still hurts to think about.
Cozzie was a slave with a mind. He was meant to be able to "criticize" the Big E just like Malcador, but not cause conflict with him. Kill for me, conquer for me, and tell me if I look fat in this armour. Edit: terrible grammar because I'm not Aussie enough for this
I see Cozzie as the badass version of Malcador (Malcador being the shady, Machiavellian version of Cozzie) in that he enslaved himself to the Emperor because he was humanity's best bet, but he never had as much input into the far future of the Emperor's plans like Malcador did due to the fact his speciality being curbstomping anyone and anything rather than playing wh30k in his head with Big E to figure out how the Heresy would go
I really hope they bring out a model for Constantin Valdor it would be really cool. I feel like it would have been a good idea to release a model form with the new codex but it's fine
Forge World has one and one for every Primarch as part of Warhammer 30k. I'm not sure if Valdor has any rules in the current 40k tabletop, but if you wanted I doubt anyone would have an issue if rules wise you ran him as a stand in for Trajan Valorus or any other Custodes HQ.
@@archfrank Angron wasn't something the Emperor should have been ashamed of. Angron actually did his job well without violating any of the Emperor's rules like Lorgar, or petty whining like Perturabo; Angron's complaints were both rare and totally legitimate. Not dedicating a mere decade of His time to finding a safe way of removing the Butcher's Nails from Angron's brain and reversing the damage, however, IS something He should be ashamed of. Imagine a rational, SANE Angron!
Honestly this is very helpful and clear, glad to know this is happening in 40 K and makes me excited for when they actually start this fire of progress. Hope to gosh they don’t blow this plot in a shitty way
yo majorkill! just wanna drop some love and say your channel has kept me coming back to 40k a lot after watching your explanation on the astartes animation shorts (which got me into 40k and your channel to begin with), definitely my favorite warhammer channel just cos I kind of enjoy the way you explain things in your twisted australian kind of way. if you're reading this, slap timmy a few times for me! I think you're pretty good at making people interested in this universe and making it sound... well... awesome, cos it rly fucking is. cheers my dood
Oh man, the power armour gauntlets always weird me out. Having rings around your finger might be protective in terms of not getting the crushed, but it would also make grasping anything and even closing your hands a nightmare, and they don't even have protection for the second and third sets of knuckles. There's a reason historical plate gauntlets and hema gloves look the way they do.
Kitten himself has said that he is not Constantine, and wishes he was more like him... And then all the Custodes told him they preferred having Kitten the Golden Banana Daddy.
I would love to see an interaction between Valoris and Valdor. I personally think they’re best buds, and Valdor is secretly working with Valoris on something big. Probably working on achieving a new Unfound shade of gold or something.
would love to see the inquisition try to brand Valdor has heretical and have him just hit back with ive been loyal to my emperor since before he united terra i stood by his side when the great crusade took its first steps in to the stars i was by his side when your order was created i am Constantin Valdor the 1st captain general of the Emperors custodian guard and you dare brand me a traitor of the emperor
Pretty sure the Inquisition would just lose most of its power right then and there should it go public. (Or, in the worst case scenario, should the Custodians decide to 'Thunder Warrior' them for thinking of branding the Emperor's most incorruptible guards as traitors.)
That third Bequin book is gonna be 🔥. Valdor, a bunch of heresy era custodes, angel space marine, super saiyan blanks, 6 traitor legions and 5 craft worlds smells like the Rhana Dandra to me! Or possibly a whole new TT faction.
The thunder warriors were really just the precursors for Angron. Good at fighting and not much else, uncontrollable anger issues, and needed a late-game abortion.
I want so bad to see at the very least a live action mini series covering the rise of the emperor setting the stage for a movie series covering the 31st mellinium
Here’s my theory about what Valdor and Lehman could be up to. I’ve always found it weird that a tree of life would exist in a setting like 40k.. it doesn’t really seem on brand ya know? My theory is that Valdor and Lehman are gathering, and guarding the shards of the emperors soul. Assuming that the emperor now functions similarly to a chaos god, permanently destroying a shard of the emperors soul will weaken him. That’s not good, so in order to not only keep the emperor alive, but also potentially heal him, Valdor and Lehman are hunting them down in the warp. The second part of the theory is how they actually revive the emperor. I think the terminatus decree(whatever the fuck it’s called, y’all know what I’m referring to) is to destroy the emperors body. With all the shards of the emperors soul handily rounded up by Valdor, Lehman and their armies, the emperor can now actually use his perpetual status to come back to life. Given that the empowerment of his soul is not canceled by him getting off the throne, their will now be a being equal to or greater than a chaos god walking the materium. This explains not only a much better thing for valdor and Lehman to be doing, but also why the emperor hasn’t respawned yet. If his soul is hella shattered like the lord says, then his perpetual status is essentially useless. I guess that’s another way to “kill” a perpetual. Shatter their soul just right
Valdor: the galaxy has run it's course. The imperium is doomed. I'll cleanse the galaxy so nature can start again. MajorKill: makes sense, let's get to work.
Lol, you mean like the comic the movie was loosely based on? And you mean Steny as in the second most powerful democratic senator in the US? S-tee-knee just sounds weird to me...but so does stan-knee and S-ten-knee for that matter...(But Steny Hoyer is the senate dude's full name...It's Danish BTW)
Best spoiler video I ever watched. Despite all this being a fictionnal universe hearing your Australian accent and humourous cursing telling me that the parangon of humanity is still alive well basically made me see light during dark times. It might sound stupid and come as a meme for some people but thank you for making me smile with what you do.
0:12 What about Ra Endymion? He was possessed by Drach'nyen after Big E impaled him with the sword containing the daemon and ordered him to run far away into the Webway forever. His fate was currently unknown after that and he could end up being damned and corrupted by Chaos anyway.
No. The EMPEROR'S blood runs through their veins. Once he figured he was a great distance from our region, he exited the webway and left ol' Drach to later be discovered by AbbyDabby! RA is probably mapping out the webway or linked up with The Khan. Maybe he's the Custodian that Trazyn the Infinite has in his collection?!
You know I imagine that there is a company of Custodian wearing Red Armor, with golden highlights, and black capes, going around the Galaxy wracking Chaos bottom bitches day. and they are referring to the themselves as the Emperor's wrath
Even though the 40k universe is shitty. I hope the Emperor returns and realizes the errors of his ways. And how extreme and evil he was. Maybe they'll be a huge civil war within the Imperium to keep the "grimdark" theme. Maybe one side accepting the Emperor's return and his new ways. And the other half clinging onto the extreme old ways that the Ecclisarchy started.
'When the Emperor decided it was time to finally paint his f*ck-huge backlog of minis" is damn near the funniest thing you have ever said! Excellent work.
The change to the lore where they have been secretly going out into the imperium to help is nice and all, but let's be real here, the lore was better when they all locked themselves in the palace and took up oil wrestling
Russ didn't just decide to kill Magnus instead when he got to Prospero you pleb, he got an intercepting message from Horus that told him that was his new goal, Russ not yet knowing Horus was a traitor.
Constantin is better than a Primarch, Change my mind
There is gender bent Custdoes hentai here : www.patreon.com/majorkill
TFS Broly: "That's hot."
Lies! Filthy lies! Everyone knows Charlie the unicorn is the true banana king!
Put a banana in your ear
*A banana in my ear?*
Put a ripe banana
Right into your favorite ear
It's true
*Says who?*
So true
Once it's in your gloom will disapear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear
I wont change your mind because i agree
I believe the Black Flag has been hoisted over the Final Citadel of OMS🏴☠️☠️, Victory has been achieved‼️#TimmyProtects
It's cuz of the name, which i also have.
When a 9 ft tall guy clad in golden armor and a giant mechanical spear can sneak past your guards, it might be time to reconsider your security options
He didnt really sneak tho, guards saw him, reported all clear, or just squeaked 'nope nope nope' and walked away ignoring him.
Actualy he is bigger than 9 feet tall. I read this some time ago but i don't remember where so take it with a grain of salt: He(Leman) was a bit shorter and much wider(when talking about Valdor)
I see it more as the Batman clip where they crook sees him sneaking around a bedroom and decides to just ignore him.
@@TheKalZul I would kill to see someone animate that scene but with Konrad Curze as Batman and (I forgot what legions ship he snuck aboard) but replace the guy that ignored Batman with one of their space marines.
@@theannouncer5538 the Dark Angels flagship 'Invincible Reason'?
I can just imagine Valdor being like "Bruh" when Big E mentions the Primarchs, then moving on with his day.
🤣
If I may, my lord, but ‘bruh’
You know to someone is over powered when the big e had to nerf him
@@AuthorLillith
Dear Emperor,
Bruh.
Respectfully,
Cozzie
Probably was thinking of ways to murder them if they ever revolted. 😂
This man legit was the tired older brother that everyone wanted to be on his side just due to what he did alone.
Fan theory: Valdor is *his* natural child.
That would add a lot depth to his story. Depth our Workshop probably wouldn't appreciate.
Nah they where all executed by the Imperial canon Brigade
@@councilofcringe5520 personally i believe that the emperor having natural children is kinda stupid, especially if it's a lot of them, he should have one, maybe two, and they should be unbelievably overpowered just like him, not a shit ton of mid tier psychers.
I'd much rather Valdor be the emperor's child.
And thats why they were executed by the imperial canon brigade (:
@@PeachDragon_ In earlier redactions there were Emperor's biological children, called Sensei. But they were retconned.
Bro my name litteraly is Constantin and it's the first time I hear someone saying its cool and that fucking made my day
Based name, bruh.
are you greek? i had a buddy named constantin as a kid and his family was greek. oh and yeah, it’s definitely a cool name.
@@ellis7622 Its a fairly common name in the Orthodox world.
Almost all Slavic nations, Greeks, Romanians etc.
@@ellis7622 well nope, I'm French, where there are really few ppl named like me. Just remember seeing Valdor on the wiki and thinking "Gotta get that mini one day". But, you know, Forgeworld prices, so kot yet lmao
It's a cool name dude
Last time I was this early, the custodies were eradicating the thunder warriors!
Now that is sad
And Logar was running through alter bios like the Clintons run through victims
@@picklerick88124 Damn dude...
@@picklerick88124 haha true... Sad but true...
@@jackstrayfeald1007 gotta out some humor out espicially when United States is becoming the rear of a world wide joke.
0:20 Rogal Dorn: "The War of The Beast was weird."
while I can't shake the fact that The Emperor blessed be his ever glorious existence share some similarities to demons in which their true name is some kind of weakness. I find this new revelation a good one if such pocket dimensions exist it might also be the reason why the space wolves psykers can't find traces of the wolf king
Well there is that quote from magnus mentioning the wolf king is in a tight spot... Somewhere.
Space Wolves have no Psykers. They have “Rune Priests”
@@rejectx7798 they are literally the same thing
@@Emperor_of_all_Badgers that’s the joke... They always say they don’t have Psykers in the lore and that they are Rune Priests that don’t use the warp.
well big E is an amalgemation of multiple powerfull souls, deamons are amalgemations of souls and emotions soo i can see the similarity
*Custodes squeal like fans girls* OMG he's back to awaken the Emperor, I have all his collector cards including the webway special... omg, omg, omg, he's been off finding the Emperors true name!!!
*Valdor ascends the golden throne*
Valdor in heavy scouse accent: Daaaaaave....Dave mate, time to wake up, come on mate I've made some toast, was a nightmare to get a machine from the mechanicum to do it so don't make me look like a dick Dave
lol dave
Emperor Dave sounds cool.. but I'm thinking Emps real name is Larry.
@@DoomStarRequiem Bobby perhaps?
@@Sigmar_Heldenhammer Probably something closer to Hammurabi or Gilgamesh given the location and time-period of His birth, though even by the time of the Epic of Gilgamesh or Hammurabi's Code, He would've been at least two-thousand years old.
@@anthonylamonica8301 Enkidu the wild man...
Valdor is a walking advert for "How to be Dads firstborn, get shit done, son." Banana Chad
wouldn't The Emperor technically be the Primarch of custodes and the Grey knights? i mean the grey knights use his geane seed
dorn:this is true
primarch was tittle of legion leaders, thunder warriors (legio cartaggi) also has their own primarch.
@@jalpat2272 the angel?
@@terrorbilly3367 no primarch was just rank akin to general of legion.
Yes, I think the term "parallel" is correct?
I thought the Costodus above all the rest was Kitten.
No he does his best for all the rest, Slightly different.
@@jaceclassay4589 if you had to pick one though I'd take Kitten any day of the week. The Imperium has a lot of demigods that have gone walkabout for the last 5000-10000 years.
Kitten is the adopted son of valdor and he put him in a tube which took his memory And Made him think that his actual mom was A tube . atleast it's my headcannon
Kitten is the current Captain-General. In one of the episodes he mentions that it's a lot of stress to live up to the likes of previous holders of the title, mainly Constantin Valdor
They all are one.
I’m almost positive Cuzzie is the Emperor’s biological son.
I said the same after reading Penitent. I also believe that The EMPEROR is using Valdor as a host body. Every single enemy Valdor has slain with his Spear, he acquires ALL of their knowledge. From the Warp, to sorcery ( Prospero Burns ), genecraft, tech, secrets, Webway, etc... Valdor has access to vast amounts of knowledge...... Also, The Yellow King or "KING" as his Null warriors address him, are actually calling him EMPEROR. The titles are one in the same........ Valdor being one of his perpetual offspring ( aka Sensai ) would allow for a proper host body. Remember, he even had his mind wiped just as The Big E did to Horus dealing with Molech.
@@vbllc7 hell yeah
@@vbllc7 King and emperor is by No means the same.
@@JohnJohnson-hu3um It is if The EMPEROR is within Valdor. The loyal soul shard of Magnus was used by Malcador to place inside of Revuel Arvida to become the first Grey Knights Supreme Grand Master. The EMPEROR ( imt ) placed a fraction of his soul into Valdor..... But we'll find out soon enough.......
@@vbllc7 weren’t the sensai confirmed in lore as not big E’s descendants?
I love how despite your struggles with the pronounciations of names, "Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker
" wasn't an issue. Those are the proper priorities^^
ACTUALLY, he pronounced "vostroyan" wrong
Valdor is the Big E's first born son, conceived the good old fashioned way. Change my mind.
What mortal woman could handle Big-E's greatsword? Plus, if he were to finish inside the woman, the inertia of the load would blow her torso off her body.
Now I've been about on the internet and I've seen some things to be sure but where did Big E find a lady friend that could tolerate his style of love making and then conceive his groin fruit to full term?
@@K.E.L-117 Well superman and goku could pull it of. Zeus and the greek gods had kids with mortals.
@@jonathanathor117Zeus makes golden rain to impregnate random women the emperor is a dude with a horse sized cock and not like it's the same size as a horses dick buy it is the size of the horse
The culling of the thunder warriors sounds pretty similar to when Hitler took power and ordered the death of Erns Rohm and the SA.
That was probably deliberate. GW is pretty good about their references to actual history.
Or when the modern japanese imperial army slaughtered the hundreds of thousands of samurai after meiji restoration. The same samurai that fought for them in the war against the shogun.
@@666Kaca imperial Force Defied
Röhm had to go you see...
Purges are a common part of cementing a new rule.
Big E gives spear to Constantine Valdor, "what does this do my Lord?" "Nerfs you."
"YES MY EMPEROR!"
Constantin Valdor has less power than a Primarch but achieved way more than most (looking at you angron and lorgar)
He also has one of the most badass armor's the Imperium has save 40k Guilliman and the Grey knights
AND
He by far has one of the coolest/badass names around
I honestly feel as though cozzy would probably be able to beat all the primarchs save the actual psykers or the wolf/lion
Guy Fieri might not be able to take Corvus being a big bird demon and all
@@usxldcom7543 fair point, also if sanguinius went all black rage on him, he'd have a good chance at most all other primarchs, he'd probably waffle stomp perturabo, rogal, vulkan (might be an issue but he's probably faster and more skilled) Conrad would also have an issue, same deal with the lion though, skill> precognition, alpharius omegon, Horus (pre chaos juice) ferrus would probably win, fulgrim would probably lose(without the slaanesh sword) and so and so forth
@@guyfieri148 well Valdor did say straight up that if him and Russ got in a fight Russ would kill him.
@@FoxHound-ut1hu also why I said in the first one save for wolf/ lion
All the other primarchs he'd get a good chance, Horus pre chaos steroids would probably get bitch smacked, same with fulgrim, only reason he took out ferrus was chaos juice, but I feel cozzy would get one or two good hits in against Russ
Been saying it for awhile now, but whatever side Constantine Valdor is on then I'm with it. Ultimate Chad Lord.
So... HE'S THE CHADIUS MAXIMUS
Fun fact: Val-d'or is French for Valley of Gold.
Not a surprise
Can we get Henry Cavill to voice Constantin Valdor or even play him in live action?? He'd be perfect for the role!
So, uh.....
Wish granted
👀👀👀
Well well well
"Cozantine Valdor" your pronounciations have convinced me that every single video you're drunk-reading these names out😭
Nah he’s just an Aussie
The way you prounounce it is Konstantyn i think.... That's how we say the name anyway
@@bloodangel19 correct
@@chrisspink8873 same thing
con-stan-teen
Hopefully he has a large role in the current lore
We all know valdor is just holding the fort while kitten finds ways to resurrect the Emperor. He's a bro like that.
Valdor recruiting good guy demons could also hint at corvus being with him. Just imagine raven guard scouting & the custodes & the lion doing the bulk of it! fucking awesome.
Constantin?
I'm almost certain that his name is Henry Cavill and he likes cats themes Yugioh cards
If the emperor would walk again it would be fucking great
just get him a text to speech it will work
If the emperor could walk again then chaos is probably going to be up to some fuckery to stop it as well. Sounds like a good read
@@wellhiyadude1 exactly
THE GREAT CRUSADE IMPERIAL BOOGALOO, FUCK YES!
I mean to be honest if Emperor did walk again his mind, he used Golden Throne for so many years i think he's going to make someone who can give him Therapy first, just so his horribly demaged mind could be healed if it would even be possible.
0:02 We also love Custodes for being shirtless and fabulous Pillar Men!
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
I wish he was able to make a reference to that but I'll do with other TTS references for now.
Russ didn't pick up his spear, at first. After a short bit, he realized how bad ass it is, and was inseparable from it. He even stabbed Horus with it.
That whole pocket dimension king-in-yellow with order daemons thing is too fucking cool, but leave it to 40k and the black library to make this a forgotten subplot.
Little late on this but just wanted to comment you forgot about Alpharius getting his absolute shit kicked him by Valdor. Alpharius thought it would be hilarious to show them how weak their security was in protecting the emperor and breached the golden throne just for Valdor to choke slam the shit out of him and beat him in a duel. Which did result in the Blood Games being made.
He’d be called Kon the Custodie, and he’d be like “Aaaay mate, watcha be doin?”
No he wouldn't you fuck
It would be amazing if the 10th edition release a new faction compossed of Blanks, Mutated Space Marines and "Imperial Daemons" lead by the King in Yellow, Valdor, and would look like a "Daemon Prince of the God-Emperor".
Doubt it would happen but would be pretty bad ass.
Heresy
I see someone has read the Bequin books. Unfortunately, we're going to have to wait till probably 2030 before we find out what happens in Pandemonium.
Wow, before this video I didn’t care about Constantin at all, but now I realize he’s pretty badass.
He wouldn't be called Cossie in Australia, he'd be called Con. Haven't you seen 'The Castle' you rookie?
Maaaate, Cossie works fine. But if you want to be completely correct, it would be Cony
Con was also the name of Conan's Son in the L. Spraque De Camp novels, Emps, was also basically Conan.
Works for me.
Na, it would be Cossie. Not sure what this The Castle is, but I sure as fuck would call him Cossie as an Aussie myself
@@mitchmitting102 are you really an Ozzie if you don’t know what The Castle is?
@@brentmcclintock798 I honestly looked it up since I was completely uncertain if I knew it, and fuck I haven't heard about that movie in fucking ages. Serious, that is something I probably heard last back in 2007 if I was to be generous. Regardless, still would call him Cossie, because Con is just...no. Sassy, Donnie, Jonno, Bazza, Shazza. Cossie just fits right in, but Con? Yeah na
2 minutes in and already 22 comments. You've made it into the big leagues my dude! As you deserve. Always top notch content, keep it up!
6:21 oh come on, why did you have to say he knocked off a bottle of Nuln Oil of all things, i did that just a few days ago and it still hurts to think about.
Cozzie was a slave with a mind. He was meant to be able to "criticize" the Big E just like Malcador, but not cause conflict with him. Kill for me, conquer for me, and tell me if I look fat in this armour.
Edit: terrible grammar because I'm not Aussie enough for this
Do as I say but let me know if my plan is stupid.
Tell me if my plan sucks, but do what I say anyway
I see Cozzie as the badass version of Malcador (Malcador being the shady, Machiavellian version of Cozzie) in that he enslaved himself to the Emperor because he was humanity's best bet, but he never had as much input into the far future of the Emperor's plans like Malcador did due to the fact his speciality being curbstomping anyone and anything rather than playing wh30k in his head with Big E to figure out how the Heresy would go
These character deep dives are my favorite type of content. Good stuff
I really hope they bring out a model for Constantin Valdor it would be really cool. I feel like it would have been a good idea to release a model form with the new codex but it's fine
Forge World has one and one for every Primarch as part of Warhammer 30k. I'm not sure if Valdor has any rules in the current 40k tabletop, but if you wanted I doubt anyone would have an issue if rules wise you ran him as a stand in for Trajan Valorus or any other Custodes HQ.
The Emperor’s pile of shame explained by an australian.
DO IT MAJORKILL
Enough of that. Lorgar and Perturabo have both had their own videos already.
@@anthonylamonica8301 Don't forget Angron
@@archfrank Angron wasn't something the Emperor should have been ashamed of. Angron actually did his job well without violating any of the Emperor's rules like Lorgar, or petty whining like Perturabo; Angron's complaints were both rare and totally legitimate. Not dedicating a mere decade of His time to finding a safe way of removing the Butcher's Nails from Angron's brain and reversing the damage, however, IS something He should be ashamed of. Imagine a rational, SANE Angron!
@@anthonylamonica8301 I mean I understand your point but he will forever be an advert for abortion in my head. What a weak ass primarch lol
@@archfrank I mean technically speaking he wasn't weak
Please do more lore on Custodes or even named Custodes, like Trajaan Valoris
It's going to be a hell of a wait until the next book reveals Cozzy's motives. Can't wait for part 3.
I've been waiting for this video, especially because I loved his book so much!
Please do more on Valdor and what happens next! I want to see those pseudo space marines and friendly demons.
Honestly this is very helpful and clear, glad to know this is happening in 40 K and makes me excited for when they actually start this fire of progress. Hope to gosh they don’t blow this plot in a shitty way
yo majorkill!
just wanna drop some love and say your channel has kept me coming back to 40k a lot after watching your explanation on the astartes animation shorts (which got me into 40k and your channel to begin with), definitely my favorite warhammer channel just cos I kind of enjoy the way you explain things in your twisted australian kind of way.
if you're reading this, slap timmy a few times for me! I think you're pretty good at making people interested in this universe and making it sound... well... awesome, cos it rly fucking is.
cheers my dood
I'm still creaming over the double thick pages of his hardback book... Lit.
"the emperor went to paint his backload of minis" i KNEW HE WASNT DEAD YET
Oh man, the power armour gauntlets always weird me out. Having rings around your finger might be protective in terms of not getting the crushed, but it would also make grasping anything and even closing your hands a nightmare, and they don't even have protection for the second and third sets of knuckles. There's a reason historical plate gauntlets and hema gloves look the way they do.
His name sounds like Courage and valor
would fit how GW names their things.
Just finished listening to Valdor it’s a great book!
Bro thank you for your videos!! You are helping me out through a hard time!
Is this THE "Kitten" ?
In TTS-verse Kitten is current Captain-General, Trajann Valoris was his main rival for this position.
Or his bro.
Kitten himself has said that he is not Constantine, and wishes he was more like him... And then all the Custodes told him they preferred having Kitten the Golden Banana Daddy.
I would love to see an interaction between Valoris and Valdor. I personally think they’re best buds, and Valdor is secretly working with Valoris on something big. Probably working on achieving a new Unfound shade of gold or something.
I'd like to see a tribe of remaining thunder warriors kicking about. Dem haircuts 👌
You know normally major kill waits to fuck up the lore in the video... But in this one he does it in the title\ thumb nail. Impressive
Simply Henry Cavill in 40K.
Yes
Just wanted to say your delivery of this commentary was extra crisp for some reason. Keep up the good work mate
would love to see the inquisition try to brand Valdor has heretical and have him just hit back with
ive been loyal to my emperor since before he united terra i stood by his side when the great crusade took its first steps in to the stars i was by his side when your order was created i am Constantin Valdor the 1st captain general of the Emperors custodian guard and you dare brand me a traitor of the emperor
Being a custodes and all as well as being a living legend, just imagine the bitchslap he could deliver.
Pretty sure the Inquisition would just lose most of its power right then and there should it go public. (Or, in the worst case scenario, should the Custodians decide to 'Thunder Warrior' them for thinking of branding the Emperor's most incorruptible guards as traitors.)
That third Bequin book is gonna be 🔥. Valdor, a bunch of heresy era custodes, angel space marine, super saiyan blanks, 6 traitor legions and 5 craft worlds smells like the Rhana Dandra to me! Or possibly a whole new TT faction.
The thunder warriors were really just the precursors for Angron. Good at fighting and not much else, uncontrollable anger issues, and needed a late-game abortion.
Given how many names Custodes get over their lifetimes, him getting named Cozzy doesn’t seem too far fetched.
Who's going to tell him that Valdor beating Horus in a spar is misquote, that was actually Leman Russ.
I want so bad to see at the very least a live action mini series covering the rise of the emperor setting the stage for a movie series covering the 31st mellinium
New theory. Leman was actually made using Valdors genes
I’ve been waiting for more Custodes content.
*when Constantine Valdor is revealed to be the King in Yellow*
Either you die a hero... Or live long enough to become a villain.
Bold of you to asume he is a villan
Banana man would like to talk to you about his goals for the future
That pocket dimensions gonna turn out to be the age of sigmar line with the storm cast eternals being the blanks and good deamons
Here’s my theory about what Valdor and Lehman could be up to.
I’ve always found it weird that a tree of life would exist in a setting like 40k.. it doesn’t really seem on brand ya know?
My theory is that Valdor and Lehman are gathering, and guarding the shards of the emperors soul. Assuming that the emperor now functions similarly to a chaos god, permanently destroying a shard of the emperors soul will weaken him. That’s not good, so in order to not only keep the emperor alive, but also potentially heal him, Valdor and Lehman are hunting them down in the warp.
The second part of the theory is how they actually revive the emperor. I think the terminatus decree(whatever the fuck it’s called, y’all know what I’m referring to) is to destroy the emperors body. With all the shards of the emperors soul handily rounded up by Valdor, Lehman and their armies, the emperor can now actually use his perpetual status to come back to life. Given that the empowerment of his soul is not canceled by him getting off the throne, their will now be a being equal to or greater than a chaos god walking the materium.
This explains not only a much better thing for valdor and Lehman to be doing, but also why the emperor hasn’t respawned yet. If his soul is hella shattered like the lord says, then his perpetual status is essentially useless.
I guess that’s another way to “kill” a perpetual. Shatter their soul just right
3:56 That's a very cool art of the Thunder Warrior. :o
The golden banana boy have been blessed by the aussie hentai god!!!
Valdor: the galaxy has run it's course. The imperium is doomed. I'll cleanse the galaxy so nature can start again.
MajorKill: makes sense, let's get to work.
New video idea, who'd win a bodybuilding contest in warhammer 40k.
Ferrus manus. His muscles are hard as metal.
Wow i put in a small request for it, and Major Kill really delivered!! Thanks so much Major Kill!!
I love the idea that a galactic wide campaign was launched entirely so that Horus could run in and kick Big E’s craft table.
“My minis!! NOOOOO!!”
Major Kill, could you create some content on Eisenhorn, Ravenor, and the Bequin books that just came out? Great lore content there!
No - here in Oz he’d be called ‘Conno’ - or possibly ’Steeny’ because his name is CoNstantine - like the movie 🤣
Lol, you mean like the comic the movie was loosely based on? And you mean Steny as in the second most powerful democratic senator in the US? S-tee-knee just sounds weird to me...but so does stan-knee and S-ten-knee for that matter...(But Steny Hoyer is the senate dude's full name...It's Danish BTW)
Best spoiler video I ever watched.
Despite all this being a fictionnal universe hearing your Australian accent and humourous cursing telling me that the parangon of humanity is still alive well basically made me see light during dark times.
It might sound stupid and come as a meme for some people but thank you for making me smile with what you do.
The Steven Hawking line was absolute gold
i burst out laughing at that one
"Whipper snipper" thankyou for placing that on the internet for all time and thankyou for being a young fella that doesn't say line trimmer.
0:12 What about Ra Endymion? He was possessed by Drach'nyen after Big E impaled him with the sword containing the daemon and ordered him to run far away into the Webway forever.
His fate was currently unknown after that and he could end up being damned and corrupted by Chaos anyway.
No. The EMPEROR'S blood runs through their veins. Once he figured he was a great distance from our region, he exited the webway and left ol' Drach to later be discovered by AbbyDabby! RA is probably mapping out the webway or linked up with The Khan. Maybe he's the Custodian that Trazyn the Infinite has in his collection?!
Constantin Valdor was touched by chaos once.Chaos turned loyalist after that.
In the Eisenhorn novel, is it said outright that Valdor is the King in Yellow or is it very heavily hinted at?
The silent king, The Emperor & I'm sure more coming back this is the best time to be a 40k Nerd
I really think a Primarch is basically a Custodes with a Daemon Prince of The Emperor shoved into it.
You know I imagine that there is a company of Custodian wearing Red Armor, with golden highlights, and black capes, going around the Galaxy wracking Chaos bottom bitches day.
and they are referring to the themselves as the Emperor's wrath
Even though the 40k universe is shitty. I hope the Emperor returns and realizes the errors of his ways. And how extreme and evil he was. Maybe they'll be a huge civil war within the Imperium to keep the "grimdark" theme. Maybe one side accepting the Emperor's return and his new ways. And the other half clinging onto the extreme old ways that the Ecclisarchy started.
'When the Emperor decided it was time to finally paint his f*ck-huge backlog of minis" is damn near the funniest thing you have ever said! Excellent work.
The emperor just quitting the crusade to paint minis is great.
Can't wait to find out the answer to what's really going on with the King in Yellow, Eisenhorn and Ravenor. it's going to be EPIC :) Love your work!
Kittens older brother
Lol coming back to this was like a flashbang from when I first found thos channel like a year or 2 ago
The change to the lore where they have been secretly going out into the imperium to help is nice and all, but let's be real here, the lore was better when they all locked themselves in the palace and took up oil wrestling
Damn it Majorkill, every time you say warp spaghetti, it gets a chuckle from me...
Constantin Valdor is just another name for little kitten
No
Hook us up with some obscure imperial factions like the chartist captains, the second largest fleet in the imperium.
I’m imagining cuzzie just running at Orks and just says
“Come here sweat heart “ while just lifting his spear
Russ didn't just decide to kill Magnus instead when he got to Prospero you pleb, he got an intercepting message from Horus that told him that was his new goal, Russ not yet knowing Horus was a traitor.