Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List
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- Опубліковано 22 лис 2024
- We're back baby! Joe spends some time sightseeing in NY with his family and takes 'em down to the old Comedy Cellar! And who drops in? Chris Rock! Funcle Joe for prez!! Mark zooms his day away interviewing directors, getting ready to shoot his special in Chicago. Mark tells Joe about his Superbowl plans with Bert Kreischer, Shane Gillis and Joe Derosa - much to Joe's chagrin. Joe ends the pod with a story about a biiiiiiig argument with a dealer at Mohegan Sun. We're calling the pit boss and we're gonna get to the bottom of this thing, ladies and gentlemen!
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I’m grateful for getting this great pod with Joe List in it.
Who are these maniacs hating on him?
The Lists and Tollemaches
I love you Joe as much as Mark. Don't listen to them queefs!
Meh....
I love that Joe is sober as I can’t relate to alcohol lovers. I like that Mark is learning about the connection between what he eats and how it makes him feel. Most likely Mae has taught him wisely, but he’s willing to learn and improve his health. If only the alcohol went away too.
@@AgendaInMindrr😊😊😊
I actually think Joe is slightly funnier than mark
The boys gotta check out Love and Other Drugs. Lot of can shots of ol' Anne Hathaway
11:19 "eye blush"? hahaha
F all the trolls, the hardcore gays love and appreciate everything you do!
Thank you gentlemen for always saving Monday night
If Joe's gonna keep showing this much leg in all the podcasts, he needs a couple pair of panty hose. 1 to wear underneath his jorts and the other to put over top his head. Great ep fellas.
I joined the Patreon this week. You guys are the best.
You just missed out on the deal fatty!
You rule Joe! Happy to have ya!
“I’ll chime. I can chime.” 😂
I love the point Joe makes about going into the really expensive fashion stores “you can go in these places, its not illegal!” 😄👌🏼
"Surfs up!" Gets me everytime.
Stop reading comments.. Comments are for us homeless people that cannot afford therapy. Love you guys
Thanks for the weekly pod.
hello fellow Tuesgays
Thanks for the pod guys
Looks like a zipped up tent 😂😂😂 that got me good
Imagine if we got a super bowl recap from Mark 8 days after the super bowl? 🤯
Shane talked about it on a podcast w/Soder the other day…it’s worth a watch.
@@Betty-Boop809 it’s really not lol it’s one of the lamest eps they’ve had in a minute
@@spaceghostterps for me it was. I liked the SB stories.
@@Betty-Boop809 I enjoyed it too
@@Betty-Boop809 witch podcast had Shane and Soder? I'm a huge Dan Soder fan, and Jay Oakerson
Joe I love ya! Your specials are some of my absolute favs.
Wasn't this podcast originally tagged Chris D'eleted?
We need a roast Chuck segment each week.
Best part of my Tuesday morning routine
Both my parents being homosexual neo nazis really opened me up to explicit content at a young age, I thank them for that.
Them saying Alex Jones at the same time was priceless 😭
8:00 am in Spain. This has become a Tuesday morning habit.
Joes turn around in supporting eagles cos hes in a geeen hoodie was hilarious, that whole bit just prior to that about Joe doing all the talking had me cracking up 😂😂😂
1:04:49 the library cop’s name is Bookman?? That’s like an ice cream man being named Cone!
I’M SO TOLERANT!!
lmaooo chuck changing the title
Chris d'elited it
Dude! Every activity Joe talks about makes me believe he would be such a fun dad. He would spoil that kid with ice cream and armpit farts.
The kid would have season tickets to the Rangers before they were 5
His wife doesn’t seem like she’d want kids
@@isthisPG They prefer a meaningless existence that ends when they die
@@xavierpaquin How does your existence continue after you die, regardless if you have children? If you're dead, you're gone. It ends. If someone remembers you or not, you don't get to enjoy it or grieve.
Children do not enhance the existence. That's a fact.
@@rawpower12xu The main thing is I was quoting Seinfeld... The existential hell you're carving for yourself I leave you to
I wish you guys would get a new studio so you don't have to worry about the dude next door. I just want you guys to be able to let loose. Either way, the pod is awesome.
Love the comedy that comes from the neighbor though
There is no neighbor. It must be a bit. I haven't seen the neighbor! Fake neighbor
“Woaaahhh applejacks, this lady is on cracks” GOLD
Mark pretending to care about List’s stories is the best acting I’ve seen in a while 😂😂
Best chem of all the pods
Fuck yeah, the 500th will be on my birthday. I'm stoked
Saw Mark in Spokane for my first comedy show. I got the bug Jerry cant wait to go back
Was here when it was Chris D’Eleted.
It’s all pipes.
51:57
I can't believe Mark "never thought of that" lol YES, tipping based off just the amount is ridiculous! ONE plate worth $100 deserves $20 tip but ONE plate worth $10 is $2 tip?!?!! You're doing the same exact amount of work!
#1 podcast
16:40 MARK SLIPPED UP. I think the old bag is pregnant.
Oooh
You were indeed correct! Well done bro bro
Love the Rory Scovel lovin'. I've always thought he's so damn underrated
Just as always, I LOVE YOU BOTH! I get such a happy full body visceral feeling of Joy when I get to click play on your videos!!!! Keep kicking ass 💗
Had ya guys not mentioned about the same clothes I never would’ve even noticed lol 😂😂
Me 3!
Wrote a whole Op Ed about it hahaha
I think you guys share the talking time just perfectly ya queefs
Should've called this ep "Chris D'Eleted"
If you guys had done a show on several more Christmas weeks, maybe the 500th episode would've landed on Gramercy! 😆
Pulling up that Hathaway scene right now!
Oh its a real page turner! Also see Havoc (2005)
Its almost like employers should pay their employees instead the weird ransom situation that currently exists between server and guest
Good episode guys
So Chris D'elited the title?
Great pod as always!!
The problem with pronouns...is that they are intended for when the person in question...isn't even around. It's baffling that people are so concerned about how complete strangers are referring to them...when they aren't even in earshot. That's the weird part.
Also lets say theyre sitting in a circle all 10 ppl having just met and they want to refer to something "they" just said..its hard to remember everyone's. Its like u gotta take notes
I don’t get it. People don’t want societal norms to be enforced upon them yet they want to impose their own on me! Doesn’t make sense..
To me, it's all a big 'ol sack of horseshit; I don't participate in it, or hang with people who do. My intro: "My name's Dave, glad to meet you." Any other questions, figure it out for yourself. That's YOUR thing.
No to pronouns... Refuse insanity
Thats not the problem. The problem is that people do this for less than 1% of the population. I mean besides it being insane to do it. Its a life troll and I would laugh if someone ever told me their pronouns. Just like I laugh at people saying men can have babies
Keene, New Hampshire reference lol
The pod is back DAWGS! God is good... wait wrong pod.... Got my 👖 high and tight!! No, that's not it... hmm, I got it! LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!
Crackle crackle, jeans. Hail the dark shaman
*HEY GAYS! BEFORE YOU COMMENT, SOME THINGS TO CONSIDER* :
-yes, the original title for this episode was “Chris D’eleted”
-yes, it was in the episode. Here’s the time stamp: 51:57
-yes, they changed the title because too many people kept missing the reference and as a result calling the episode “click bait”. So to avoid confusion, they changed it.
-yes, Mark mentioned a person’s potential business idea/invention that Joe wants to know “off air” and as annoying as that is to the listeners to not know what they’re talking about… let this random dude make his million first.
And finally.
-yes, you’re all sexy beasts and much cooler than your parents.
Sincerely,
Comment Queef Cop
They changed the name of episode lol, it was originally Chris D' Eleted
I'm glad they left Joe Derosa to take Big Jay to the superbowl.
April 25th is my birthday - i feel special
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Mark thinking the LHC is shut down or didn't work. LOVE when these two talk anything intellectual
very brave of Joe to show off his prosthetic leg at 12:37
Holly shit 🤣
Jeff Mc Cloud
I kept scrubbing/ ffd rewinding on his hog.. looking for a hawg sighting, to realize that you actually did mean his leg. LOL 😆
@@tarawhite986 lol. I just couldn't believe the whiteness and smoothness. it's like a dolphin's belly.
@@jeffmccloud905 😆
Jeff you legend 😂
Brought my family to see Slappy White at Bally’s over the weekend. I know the feeling Joe
Best comedy pod
12:10 "La La Land...I'm a gay man, I think it's one of my favorite films ever" hahaha
I love this show so much ❤
There was a shooting at Luger's?!
I've listened to this twice now to hear what they said about Chris D'elia based on the title and I still haven't heard it! Lol WHY is that the name of this pod??
51:57
Yes!! Been going through the backlog for the second time
Sucks they deleted like over half them off UA-cam cause they are scared of getting canceled lmao
@@MultiBluedog123they did it a while back, I think it was when Patreon went on a cancelling spree, or when Shane got cancelled for saying mildly offensive things on a podcast.
@@Scoobay yeah just sucks man, they had some fuckin gold on the old episodes
@@MultiBluedog123 they did initially leave them on the Patreon but a lot of them wouldn’t play on the app, maybe they’ve just taken them down and re-uploaded them.
Joe Costanza today with that tip story 😅
This podcast is nurturing
List: "That's fucked up on principle!" 🤣🔥
Mark and Joe to the rescue !
I want to be one of these make a wish kids. Sounds so fun. You guys are great thanks for always making me laugh!
Could feel Sloppy Joe’s frustration with Mark going to the Super Bowl.
shit like that happened to me at the casino man never went back since tbh just asking for a bad time
We need a Chuck segment each week; get him to Queef on the mic
"I know mental vet he yelled at me in Austin" is lunch!
Joe : Kiss from a rose >>> anything Pearl Jam ever did combined
Love when Mark calls him FATTY
Joe got his MOJO back
It's interesting how much time people in New York and LA spend talking about pronouns and how little the entire rest of the country cares.
Lots of people on college campuses across the country care now...and that's the context of the story he told.
@Michael Colombo 6% of Americans are currently enrolled in college and far, far fewer than that are concerned with this topic. It's such a very small percentage of the population. It simply isn't relevant in equal measure to the hours upon hours of time comedians spend discussing the topic.
@@dinibo I'm currently applying for remote jobs, and more often than not the applications ask for preferred pronouns, no matter where they're located. I also had to put my pronouns in my email sig and slack name at my last job. It's more prevalent than you might think. I'm not saying I really care either, just pointing it out.
@Michael Colombo I understand that this is something in the culture but I wouldn't confuse HR corporate policy with the amount of concern relative to the average person. My issue isn't even with the topic, I am happy to use preferred pronouns and give mine. I simply think the pure amount of time spent discussing the topic across all podcasts is disproportionate to the actual audience interest. It's not the boogie man that many make it out to be and I would argue it is a bit hack at this point.
Call some bitch a he (vice-versa) and the owner will correct you every time, anywhere you go.
Yes dude, an episode talking about going to the superbowl 2 weeks later! Hell ya! Love it. Hopefully next episode you guys can break the news about the chinese balloon!
eye blush🤣
Why did they rename the ep?
They look like the offspring from the 2 guys in the THere's Something About Mary band
We saw that sneaky shadow-swap of the ep title from Chris D'eleted to Brad Pit Boss ya kooks! Cancelled!
Lmao didn’t see the the full title and was so disappointed in the bros. Thank god they’re just goofin lol.
Queef time with the boys!
Yay I get this an hour early in Wisconsin!😄
Go Bucky
Gilly and Keevs!
Happy Fat Tuesday, Tuesdays
*Healthy At Any Size Tuesday
The super bowl was like a month ago
😆
"I've jacked my 9" lol 53:42
Note to self, don’t order a sandwich in Calcutta.
Wish they didn’t change the title 😂😂
The ppl that would look up sandy gotta be haters right? But then they’d also have to be invested enough in the pod to listen and memorize all the info about her and her job etc to find her.. what im trying to say is that people are weirder now more than ever and the internet is full of kooks!
new tip rule: 1 dollar per thing they bring to the table
I can't afford 😢
you order a bowl of rice… they bring it out one grain at a time 😂😊
Chris D’eleted was the best ep name this side of Tim Buck Two! Come on!
Yeah. Where it's gone?
@@dirkbercks8830 someone’s agent or publicist probably convinced them to rename it
I must have missed where they got the episode name from on this one
51:57
Re: the losing with 4 of a kind.. a lot of poker rooms will have a bad beat jackpot so if you lose in a situation like that you get a really big pay day.
Thank you for the 52:45 anyjizz 🙌🚀
Hey Joe!
...where you goin' with that mic in your hand?