Joe still believes in magical Boogey germs flying around trying to get him. Think harder bro. Your wife still hasn’t “caught” your aids after 65 years.
And "watershed moment" is an analogy of weather systems. A watershed is usually something like a mountain, where water will come down on one side or the other due to gravity. Additionally air pressure effects come into play. A passing storm will either get caught in the valley, or depending on wind currents pass over to the other side of the valley. It's very hard to predict and so the analogy is that it can go either way with roughly equal probability. The other part of the analogy is that the future outcomes of everything that happens, the timeline, will be very different if it goes one way or the other.
Who’s complaining about this podcast? This is the most enjoyable podcast of the week to me. I never switch to another podcast halfway through Tuesdays, like I do with others ❤
Congrats Joe and Sara! You make the cutest parents, and your son is so lucky. I had a baby both when I was young and after I was older, and I know maturity, experience, and better finances meant I was a lot better at raising a baby and child when I was older. Enjoy it as much as you can because looking back now, my children’s childhoods were over far too fast for me. The love you feel now will only grow., but I wish I could relive that time now. Congratulations!
I think we had the same doctor even though I live in Iowa When the labor started this woman was like a maestro, super impressive, made the whole experience great for my wife Congratulations
I am NOT mad at you guys for releasing back dated episodes HOWEVER it is nice to feel like we are hanging out type vibe on our weeks together rather than feeling like we are left out of the loop on old information... either way I am here and enjoy this shit lol but for some "insider baseball" as consumers that is my answer for your question JOE! hahaha love ya gays!
"One glove like Michael Jackson....O.J..." Fuck that was great, I'm still laughing my ass off and my two kids are looking a me like I'm a lunatic (which I am).
Wait. Do you mean to tell me...that these stories...are EVENTS FROM THE PAST?! THat's it!! I'm not paying another dollar for this free publication that I don't actually pay for. Goddamnit. Three weeks old? COMEDY
"Never meet your heros!" Yet I never got to meet Joe List.... Chuck is sick and Mark isn't? Sounds like an episode of 2 and 1/2 men! Chuck, get well soon! Mark, stay well!
@5:00 I used to put my hand over my kid's eyes, but, like, the Spock "live long & prosper" hands, just to let them know "I don't approve of this, but go ahead". I'd also say "c'mon, guys, get a room!" during sex scenes. I figured it's better to make light of it instead of being awkward and embarrassed. There's enough of that waiting out there in life.
One day Buckwheat is sitting in class and he has to go to the bathroom. He raises his hand and says “excuse me Miss Bliss, I have to use the restroom.” The teacher replies “ok Buckwheat, you can go to the bathroom if you can use dictate in a sentence.” Buckwheat says “Ok” “Hey Darla, how my dictate?”
Classic. I remember hearing this joke in the 80s from Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat impression. But I remember thinking (and still do), "was this a joke BEFORE that impression? Like, in the 50s? Did my dad rock this joke in grade school?!". But I ain't asking him, it would be awkward.
Podcasts are more intriguing when they’re relatively recent. It makes the listener feel more “apart of the conversation” in real time. Like talking about being on the sidelines of the Washington football game, if that happened on Saturday and you talk about the big game experience on Tuesday, it feels more relatable to listeners. People don’t care as much 3 weeks later.
to answer the question @47:46 .....its not UPSETTING to me at least and I'll speak for some others here but it is preferable for us to listen to episodes that were recorded the week its aired because we follow you and want to hear your thoughts on things that happened recently. Like if we all know Skankfest just happened and we want to hear your guys' take on it, its a bit of a bummer to have to wait 3 weeks to hear about it. Not a big deal to me but in honesty, its preferable and more enjoyable.
In Wisconsin, the first recorded demise was a guy who crashed his motorcycle. The news aired it as covid, and the family came out and had to defend themselves against the media.
Joe questioning whether “spectate” is a word goes to show the glasses are a lie.
He wears them because when he takes them off he looms like Kyle's cousin from south park
He’s got mom brain
Joe still believes in magical Boogey germs flying around trying to get him. Think harder bro. Your wife still hasn’t “caught” your aids after 65 years.
He pretends he's dumber than he is
I often question if English is his first language
Thanks for stocking up on pod eps as to not leave us dry
I love how Mark swooped on Joe’s spots at the stand
Why did I lose it when Mark threw the cup behind him 😂🤣
best prop comic in the biz
Time stamp pls
ua-cam.com/video/OoKaOaipFk4/v-deo.html
I watch/listen to you gays every week! I never miss an ep! Keep'em comin' boys!
🩷 So happy for you, Joe and Sarah. Civic Duty is 💯 and can’t wait to watch Sarah’s special. And Mark is always hilarious.
100 what?
"Sorry Gays!", holy f Mark your killin me🤣
Dovetail is a carpentry term. Its just a way of joining two pieces of wood together.
And "watershed moment" is an analogy of weather systems.
A watershed is usually something like a mountain, where water will come down on one side or the other due to gravity. Additionally air pressure effects come into play.
A passing storm will either get caught in the valley, or depending on wind currents pass over to the other side of the valley. It's very hard to predict and so the analogy is that it can go either way with roughly equal probability. The other part of the analogy is that the future outcomes of everything that happens, the timeline, will be very different if it goes one way or the other.
My wife was laughing her ass off at me frustratingly explaining to my phone what dovetail meant 😅
How bout we join two pieces of wood together
Who’s complaining about this podcast? This is the most enjoyable podcast of the week to me. I never switch to another podcast halfway through Tuesdays, like I do with others ❤
It's allllllllllllllllllll pipes!
“WOAH NEVER MEET YOUR HEROS” 😆
Congrats Joe and Sara! You make the cutest parents, and your son is so lucky. I had a baby both when I was young and after I was older, and I know maturity, experience, and better finances meant I was a lot better at raising a baby and child when I was older. Enjoy it as much as you can because looking back now, my children’s childhoods were over far too fast for me. The love you feel now will only grow., but I wish I could relive that time now. Congratulations!
Salmiya Kuwait represent.
Telling joe to go doggie style like Washington on the Delaware 😂😂😂 that got me good 👍 ❤
"I don't know if those night nurses haggle.." *BEEPBEEP-big money moolah ADs play.*
Joe can afford it. I've seen his comedy shorts.
Being from RI, I appreciate how u guys always throw little rhody some love.
Joe "riddled w disease" List
Joe "diddled w disease" List
I think we had the same doctor even though I live in Iowa
When the labor started this woman was like a maestro, super impressive, made the whole experience great for my wife
Congratulations
I smell a movie… the hangover but it’s Joe’s last day as a non-father
But riddled with Covid lol
They made a movie like that... it was called The Hangover 😂
That's a good idea 😭
That’s gold Jerry!
Love that!
I am NOT mad at you guys for releasing back dated episodes HOWEVER it is nice to feel like we are hanging out type vibe on our weeks together rather than feeling like we are left out of the loop on old information... either way I am here and enjoy this shit lol but for some "insider baseball" as consumers that is my answer for your question JOE! hahaha
love ya gays!
Congrats joe. Can’t imagine what that baby will go through. 🎉
A fine snatch is what it will go through
You gotta see the baby!!
mark you and doug killed it in Providence! Great show and thank you!
Man Mark was on fire this ep
Great EP as usual
That live ep was solid. I was sitting next to the bushwhacker dudes with the tank tops. Definitely killed
Watching this for the first time while in bed sick with covid
"One glove like Michael Jackson....O.J..." Fuck that was great, I'm still laughing my ass off and my two kids are looking a me like I'm a lunatic (which I am).
peeve, joe man spreading on every ep
1:14 It and Misery are both awesome books.
lovin these pods
I was at the live show at the gramercy. It was hilarious and I had a great time
This is old for even for Tuesday's 😂
Bubble come @15:17 should have been the episode title lol, congrats Joe!
Joe sits like his wife in labor!
Congrats Joe!
I Saw Somebody get a Booster The Other Day That Helps 😂 🤣🤣 😅👍🏼
Best pod on the tubes !!
"What's a curable disease....?" "Cancer." Brilliant.
My grandma has pancake sized areola.
That's where they got the term "flapjacks". From your grandma.
It’s way too expensive for to be a fan of live comedy. Unfortunate because it’s the best kind of comedy.
"Some lady, or person..." 😄
Wait. Do you mean to tell me...that these stories...are EVENTS FROM THE PAST?!
THat's it!! I'm not paying another dollar for this free publication that I don't actually pay for.
Goddamnit. Three weeks old?
COMEDY
You’re doing it to yourself, Joe. The mind body connection.
Happy Tuesday.
Joe you should definitely come back to this episode after a couple years. All that shit is true once you have a kid. It's truly awful haha
THE LISTS ARE COMING TO NYC!!! HELLO, FOLKS!
"I saw someone get a booster the other day, that helps" genius!😂
Dove tail is a wood working term and a water shed is land around a reservoir.
"Comedy!!" Thanks guys
mark says "kuwait a minute" a little over 4 minutes into tws episode 441 😂
Crazy coming back to see the covid insanity. Joe’s boosted and still getting covid😂
Pretty sure my father still prefers the company of men 🤷♂️
Wait whay am I going to listen to at work on Wednesdays? This is in my podcast rotation
"Never meet your heros!" Yet I never got to meet Joe List....
Chuck is sick and Mark isn't? Sounds like an episode of 2 and 1/2 men! Chuck, get well soon! Mark, stay well!
I dodged it! The pants wrapped around my face worked!
@@chuckstaton good to hear! Stay well! There's only 1 you!
Joe says he knows things, then cut to not knowing about spectate being a word😂😂😂
The live show was fun
Hey hey folks!
Deliberately posted always RIGHT as killtony goes live... 😂🤷🏻♂️
Just another "premiere".
That show sucks
Kill Tony isn’t live anyway 🤷♂️
Kill Tony stinks
@@psychoof78in fact, I believe KT was from weeks ago as well
A dove-tail is a way of jointing wood together, which you'd know if your dad wasn't gay.
Jointing? Good one
man why does this have to come out at the same time as kill tony ahhh...but congrats on the baby from the present!!
In hindsight, this wins. The High Weasel and shitty bucket picks kinda ruined it. Cept for Cam and William of course, and maybe that lil fella.
A Nova Scotian fish mine hahaha
lunch time
@5:00 I used to put my hand over my kid's eyes, but, like, the Spock "live long & prosper" hands, just to let them know "I don't approve of this, but go ahead". I'd also say "c'mon, guys, get a room!" during sex scenes.
I figured it's better to make light of it instead of being awkward and embarrassed. There's enough of that waiting out there in life.
Dope parent lol
It’s like a big pimple the day of the prom!
My father's gay. Is what Joe's kid is gonna be saying.
Mark, you gotta see the baby.Comedy. (Seinfeld)
Stephen King - 'Dreamcatcher' is a good read.
I wonder how many coffee cups is behind Mark's chair now 🤣😂
A spectator is watching a spectacle
The girl from Chipotle got him sick
He could have wore a mask
She violated his burrito.
One day Buckwheat is sitting in class and he has to go to the bathroom. He raises his hand and says “excuse me Miss Bliss, I have to use the restroom.”
The teacher replies “ok Buckwheat, you can go to the bathroom if you can use dictate in a sentence.”
Buckwheat says “Ok” “Hey Darla, how my dictate?”
Classic. I remember hearing this joke in the 80s from Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat impression. But I remember thinking (and still do), "was this a joke BEFORE that impression? Like, in the 50s? Did my dad rock this joke in grade school?!". But I ain't asking him, it would be awkward.
dove tails are a joint in wood working
Congrats on the kid Joe
When they said “disease” a bunch of times I really thought Mark was going to say Disease Ansari
Mark did a pre recorded ad read without being on a train or busy venue. Doesn't hit the same without the muffle n background sounds on NYC
Fuck it, I’ll take one for the team and get covid after Mark.
Whats up with Mark's pants? Looks like hes waiting on the great flood.
To bring the funny every single episode is seriously impressive. But I’m gay, so what do I know? (Not gay)
They literally have curated art tho....😂
Joe acts like Boston doesn’t have the stank on it that Providence has lol
At least you did the show in Maine before the shooting
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe!
“Porn posters like we’re at a fire station”😂😂
Congratulations to you and Sara on a baby Luke
Joe "The Covid Man-Spread" List
And As a labor and delivery nurse of 17yrs Mark knows soooooo much more than he pretends to😏
He's so cheap, he still stays at holiday inn Express
@tubby6339 ignorant
@tubby6339 hence his bulletproof immune system and joe being sick not mark 😉😉
Black Jack 😂😂
They could google disease if they had their phones but I don't see them on this episode 🤣
"Induce Biagalow". Mark's brain is different .
Podcasts are more intriguing when they’re relatively recent. It makes the listener feel more “apart of the conversation” in real time. Like talking about being on the sidelines of the Washington football game, if that happened on Saturday and you talk about the big game experience on Tuesday, it feels more relatable to listeners. People don’t care as much 3 weeks later.
you realize that all of the major podcasts bank episodes right
to answer the question @47:46 .....its not UPSETTING to me at least and I'll speak for some others here but it is preferable for us to listen to episodes that were recorded the week its aired because we follow you and want to hear your thoughts on things that happened recently. Like if we all know Skankfest just happened and we want to hear your guys' take on it, its a bit of a bummer to have to wait 3 weeks to hear about it. Not a big deal to me but in honesty, its preferable and more enjoyable.
OOOOOHHHH YEEEEEAAAAH 😂❤
The death rate was exaggerated by almost 85%
Derp
In Wisconsin, the first recorded demise was a guy who crashed his motorcycle. The news aired it as covid, and the family came out and had to defend themselves against the media.
@@wakenow1 yawn
Never vaccinated and still have never had Covid. Meanwhile all the vaxed people coughing all over me have had it multiple times.
12:20 Disease Ansari
Mark, Just say "ok, I hear you, I'll take that under advisement" and go about your day.
I tested positive for covid for the first time 4 days ago. I hope you're feeling better Joe!
Do you know how to never get covid? Never take a covid test. You’ll be good for the rest of your life. 👍
24:00 Joe Trolling for Tim Dillon and Tony Hinchcliffe
....and she's a lady.
*it's all pipes*
😂😂😂
I’m making a formal request to get Sam on Joe and Raanan Talk Movies.