Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • @jebhutchinson7304
    @jebhutchinson7304 10 місяців тому +19

    Joe should replace Larry David after he retires Curb this season. 1st episode “You were in the road!” 2nd ep “The Leaf Blower”, 3rd ep “The Dining Room is closing.”

    • @mike20855
      @mike20855 8 місяців тому +1

      the first time i saw him do stand up he immediately reminded me of Larry. he sounds just like him and makes the same kind of jokes. def could have his own show

  • @alann4598
    @alann4598 10 місяців тому +214

    After all these years, it still blows my mind that she didn’t even flush

    • @veryfastcar100
      @veryfastcar100 10 місяців тому +26

      or that the duck fell out of the bag

    • @MarilynJ.
      @MarilynJ. 10 місяців тому +18

      And surf’s still up

    • @wakenow1
      @wakenow1 10 місяців тому

      You got that right fatty.

    • @kodymonroe2613
      @kodymonroe2613 10 місяців тому +6

      And It still stinks

    • @teestrypzSOG
      @teestrypzSOG 10 місяців тому +8

      @@kodymonroe2613 still cheesy

  • @niceuru
    @niceuru 10 місяців тому +90

    Glad Joe has the balls to say the dreamer stunk lol

    • @Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss
      @Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss 10 місяців тому +6

      Still better than any of joes shit though

    • @GrandmaDaewood
      @GrandmaDaewood 10 місяців тому +26

      @DaPoop Dude! Joe’s last 3 specials had me laughin the whole effin time man

    • @niceuru
      @niceuru 10 місяців тому +15

      @@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss Joe’s bit about riding a rollercoaster with stranger’s children is funnier than Dave’s last 3 specials

    • @NicB115
      @NicB115 10 місяців тому

      That’s crazy. Everything before the closing bit was hilarious. That titanic bit was fucking killer

    • @PatrickShaughnessy-y3j
      @PatrickShaughnessy-y3j 10 місяців тому +7

      Chappelle has not made me laugh ever since he came back from the dead

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 10 місяців тому +3

    It's amazing seeing such a popular podcast be so unpopular. People love it but super low views even two days later, despite being one of the originals. I realize it's just that they don't have guests, so it's almost more pure for that reason.

  • @Elijah-fc3ex
    @Elijah-fc3ex 10 місяців тому +54

    This new era of feisty Joe is great

  • @laurencezemlick1979
    @laurencezemlick1979 10 місяців тому +67

    Joe is right, the Chapelle special stunk.

    • @Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss
      @Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss 10 місяців тому +7

      Chapelles worst beats joes best anyday

    • @Desttoaster
      @Desttoaster 10 місяців тому +27

      @@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss joes specials make me laugh not nod in agreeance every 15 minutes

    • @brunodanner7777
      @brunodanner7777 10 місяців тому +12

      Exactly- Chapelle preaches. Joe makes me laugh.

    • @beazyb
      @beazyb 10 місяців тому +1

      10 mins of Chapelles greatest specials are better than Joe's whole career and I'm a fan of Joe.

    • @brunodanner7777
      @brunodanner7777 10 місяців тому +5

      @@beazyb ok. Im happy for you- but...Joe's style is way funnier for me!

  • @Rod-T
    @Rod-T 10 місяців тому +32

    "a special set of.... teeth" 🤣🤣🤣 funniest throw away comment ever

    • @tommylob1409
      @tommylob1409 10 місяців тому +1

      That got me 😂

    • @Rbdr1111
      @Rbdr1111 10 місяців тому +1

      I came to post this lol

    • @herpallday1284
      @herpallday1284 8 місяців тому +1

      22:11 lol fucking died laughing

    • @p.j.wilkins1321
      @p.j.wilkins1321 6 місяців тому +1

      Had to pause the f'ing video... laughing too hard...

  • @jewyork718
    @jewyork718 10 місяців тому +11

    Joe is a true New Yorker. Stand offs left & right 🔥

  • @No5elfCTRL
    @No5elfCTRL 10 місяців тому +14

    I always save this for Tuesday morning at work. Motivates me to get through the day

  • @bluesyjazzcat31
    @bluesyjazzcat31 10 місяців тому +3

    LOL “I don’t know if I should say this.”
    “SHE LIED!” 😂😂😂

  • @geffcassuto
    @geffcassuto 10 місяців тому +14

    I laughed harder at kook nucleus than I have in months!! Kook Nukem

  • @zbabyfresh3911
    @zbabyfresh3911 10 місяців тому +27

    It always makes me laugh when Mark tries to blow on his coffee through the tiny mouth hole

    • @DemocracyFirst2025
      @DemocracyFirst2025 10 місяців тому +1

      Not the brightest card in the shed. His naïveté on all things Mexico (and the US for that matter) are 2nd hand embarrassing af.

    • @prodbyhomealone
      @prodbyhomealone 10 місяців тому

      @@DemocracyFirst2025u good bro?

  • @cesarzavala6327
    @cesarzavala6327 10 місяців тому +54

    Joe's Asian voice always gets me

    • @MarilynJ.
      @MarilynJ. 10 місяців тому +1

      Literally read this comment as he did it 😂

    • @chadmcdougall2536
      @chadmcdougall2536 10 місяців тому +3

      Shane Gillis moment

    • @brunodanner7777
      @brunodanner7777 10 місяців тому

      ​@chadmcdougall2536 the asian businessman mssp pod is legendary

    • @martinlocante5441
      @martinlocante5441 10 місяців тому

      HUEHHHHHHH

    • @cjkewley
      @cjkewley 10 місяців тому

      Heeeeuhhhh quodoba

  • @R.Tafolla
    @R.Tafolla 10 місяців тому +19

    7:01 “Nate Bargatze”
    “Never heard of him”
    Haha. I still go back to that clip where Mark farts in the mic while Nate is talking and Nate looks so annoyed haha.

  • @solohans4740
    @solohans4740 10 місяців тому +2

    This podcast is so refreshing. Same thing but always feels new and unique.. I have download ever available one and have gone thru them all over the past few months

  • @FanYarnla
    @FanYarnla 10 місяців тому +3

    The world better watch out Joe List is unhinged - love this version of him

    • @nathanmeyer5364
      @nathanmeyer5364 10 місяців тому

      Yes! I see it in his specials too and I’m just like, “keep going keep going!”. Dude doesn’t need to be so afraid of Kooks, just needs let that rage monster out.

  • @meredith12438
    @meredith12438 10 місяців тому +5

    "The thing about America is it kinda sucks."
    "Well, it has its perks."
    "Perc addiction"
    Very funny

  • @t1nma5k22
    @t1nma5k22 10 місяців тому +11

    Joe List is Top Tier Comic. One of the BEST!

    • @RyanJC1992
      @RyanJC1992 10 місяців тому +1

      Nearly as good as Mark!

    • @sean_pmcg
      @sean_pmcg 10 місяців тому

      @@RyanJC1992no need for that, sir

    • @jcarn76
      @jcarn76 10 місяців тому

      Just saw him in Tacoma. Super funny, but I gotta say his wife had the best joke of the night.

    • @CrakerzANDcl1tz
      @CrakerzANDcl1tz 10 місяців тому

      Top of the list for me!

  • @kanifalam7835
    @kanifalam7835 10 місяців тому +1

    Every time Norman complains about flying all I hear is "queefs you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be, the way things are going they're going to queefify me"

  • @Recoveringdadpodcast
    @Recoveringdadpodcast 10 місяців тому +3

    I just got my Tuesdays shirt. The intro storyboard. Love you guys.

  • @bubsssbunny
    @bubsssbunny 10 місяців тому +4

    I’m sad they didn’t make a “see DMX” pun when he said CDMX. CDMX gon’ give it to ya

  • @maxpower8619
    @maxpower8619 10 місяців тому +4

    Saw Mark in Jacksonville this weekend. Hilarious show. He is a lot shorter than I thought tho...

    • @headymitch
      @headymitch 10 місяців тому +2

      Same. I kept thinking how small he was, and why he let Mae open. She was embarrassingly bad.

    • @Philthy_777
      @Philthy_777 10 місяців тому

      What? Mark is short? I thought he was like 5'10-5'11. That's crazy, internet said he's 5'6, he can't be that short right lol?
      How tall is Joe List? I thought he was the short one. It would blow my mind if Joe is like 6'2 😂

  • @CrakerzANDcl1tz
    @CrakerzANDcl1tz 10 місяців тому +2

    Worked at the chipotle and it was totally acceptable if you're only getting chips and salsa!

  • @zpiral112358
    @zpiral112358 10 місяців тому +1

    joe not knowing frida kahlo or leon trotsky has me pulling my hair out

  • @Ohchalkinkoh
    @Ohchalkinkoh 10 місяців тому +4

    "Who is Frida Kahlo? Is that Evita?"
    "No, that's Spain". Tuesdays with history lessons 😂😂😂

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 10 місяців тому

      😆 😆 😆 😆

    • @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885
      @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 10 місяців тому +3

      Their ignorance is depressing yet impressive.

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 10 місяців тому

      @@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 In Joe's defense, I've never seen Freddie Kalua and Evi Ta in the same room!

    • @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885
      @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 10 місяців тому +1

      @@mjm5081 You mean Evita? Like Eva Peron from Argentina (not Spain).
      I rest my case! :)

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 10 місяців тому

      @@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 😉

  • @mjm5081
    @mjm5081 10 місяців тому +4

    Joe "Falling Down" List

  • @evankramer2589
    @evankramer2589 2 місяці тому

    25 reasons why this pod is the best

  • @marniebrimhall986
    @marniebrimhall986 10 місяців тому +12

    Awesome EP!!!! You guys were on fire!

  • @prince13896
    @prince13896 10 місяців тому +3

    Joe loves "rock 'n' roll" these days. I don't judge... BUT YOU PUT ON A PAIR OF SHOES WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, FELLA.

  • @richardpeterson9449
    @richardpeterson9449 10 місяців тому +5

    Awesome ep boys! Thanks as always!!

  • @williamgriesmer4313
    @williamgriesmer4313 10 місяців тому

    You guys were locked in for this episode. Fantastic

  • @Cytc33
    @Cytc33 10 місяців тому +1

    Joe sounds just like my Asian parents, spot on impression

  • @robertallenburton7455
    @robertallenburton7455 10 місяців тому

    I'm so happy that Jerry and Nate were able to use our boy Mark to get to each other. He must feel as useful as last month's Christmas tree!

  • @JoshuaMehojevich
    @JoshuaMehojevich 10 місяців тому +2

    Joe and mark is peak pod

  • @remainparanoid
    @remainparanoid 10 місяців тому

    51:57 - The build up was amazing to only be let down by Joe's "Who tf is Billy Eichner." Moments like this are gold haha.

  • @esterrut9702
    @esterrut9702 10 місяців тому +1

    " Bham- not a hotbed of comedy. Did a theater- super fun. " that's why bham is awesome.. it surprises you with its coolness.

  • @danielpaiva5362
    @danielpaiva5362 10 місяців тому +1

    I think this new Joe is about to blow up similarly to Louie after the first baby.

  • @Isaacelijahmusic
    @Isaacelijahmusic 10 місяців тому +1

    I hope I never do anything stupid in public if I happen to be in the same room as Joe List. 😆 brutal! The vigilant observer, the Lord of laughs, Mr Merciless, the East Coast Killer!

  • @colleenann772
    @colleenann772 10 місяців тому +38

    Jerry is desperate to find a hot comedian to glob on to. Nobody cares about him. Let Nate have him.😂

    • @andrestein6022
      @andrestein6022 10 місяців тому +8

      Seinfeld wasn't funny

    • @thatgreenslime9517
      @thatgreenslime9517 10 місяців тому

      ​@@andrestein6022 it feels like you just said the n word

    • @Cytc33
      @Cytc33 10 місяців тому +4

      @@andrestein6022he also dated a minor but everyone seems to forget that

    • @laptv2144
      @laptv2144 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Cytc33 yeah total pervert

    • @colleenann772
      @colleenann772 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Cytc33 and he’s major prick. He needs to go away.

  • @TheBrokeASSS
    @TheBrokeASSS 10 місяців тому +1

    I love when you guys don't Google something, And just say what you think it is for about five or ten minutes straight. So entertaining

  • @DesignRhythm
    @DesignRhythm 10 місяців тому +2

    "I gave her the old taco canoe" X^)

  • @benjameshowden
    @benjameshowden 10 місяців тому

    Joe not leaving Chipotle when asked is borderline maniacal

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 10 місяців тому +1

    That wasn’t just in Canada, it was in Tim Horton’s: the most Canadian place we got. It was in British Columbia which is filled w junkies.

  • @after1001
    @after1001 10 місяців тому +1

    "we're cool because we don't even care enough to fix our poster behind us" ...

    • @brunodanner7777
      @brunodanner7777 10 місяців тому +1

      Obviously a Nikky Nimrata Haley supporter. Try harder!

  • @luciferigno408
    @luciferigno408 10 місяців тому +4

    Vigilante Joe stories are great. I could listen to those all day...all gay.

  • @JimJamesMyName
    @JimJamesMyName 10 місяців тому +5

    It's sweet when Joe Joe dyes his hair for the pod and us Tuesgays. **unzips**

    • @shirtlesslager
      @shirtlesslager 10 місяців тому +3

      Joe may be a member of the Hair Club.

    • @sirmaffew
      @sirmaffew 10 місяців тому +2

      ​​@@shirtlesslager Hair Club for gays

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 10 місяців тому

    48:33 she didn’t lie, you’re mark Normand. lol 😂❤

  • @rodrigo__angel
    @rodrigo__angel 10 місяців тому +2

    - we went to Frida Kahlo's house
    - who's Frida Kahlo?
    - she's an artist with Diego Rivera, they were a married couple
    - is that Evita?
    - no, that's Spain
    Boy, I love these two dumdums 😂😂😂

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 10 місяців тому

      😆 😆 😆 😆

  • @wc6046
    @wc6046 10 місяців тому +2

    “I’ve got a special set of teeth”

  • @MattAndTaniaKlecker
    @MattAndTaniaKlecker 10 місяців тому

    Spin off of the peeves Joe confrontations. Watch out kooks! Joe cracks the next one that try’s to roll up on him. I’m callin it!

  • @kingRagnar616
    @kingRagnar616 10 місяців тому +4

    Love me some Tuesday's 🎉🎉🎉

  • @flowbee3234
    @flowbee3234 10 місяців тому +1

    Is there gonna be a time when we get back to a Tuesdays being recorded within 7 days of its release? I mean, it's January 16th and we're still hearing stories of mistletoe and old Queef Kringle! I'm starting to lose track of which are the O.G. episodes and which are the current ones.

  • @againstthegrain91
    @againstthegrain91 10 місяців тому +1

    Heard Mark's story on We Might be drunk already. Still a good story.

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie 10 місяців тому +1

    Lmao “suicide watch” s/o to the sponge and wop

  • @leericaltheonly
    @leericaltheonly 10 місяців тому +1

    A drift is adrift, like smooth. 😂

  • @bodiebee9022
    @bodiebee9022 10 місяців тому +5

    A TUESGAY on MLK it had to be epic ! 😂

  • @bigcitybumpus508
    @bigcitybumpus508 10 місяців тому +3

    How do you forget your luggage on a plane???

  • @vectormedianews
    @vectormedianews 10 місяців тому +3

    Normand TRASHED Jo Koy (details included)

  • @KING_PHILLIP
    @KING_PHILLIP 10 місяців тому

    Heh I had to check out the Tim Hortons pooper video thanks to you two 😂 thanks for that 😅

  • @stevenkoudanis5238
    @stevenkoudanis5238 10 місяців тому +1

    No way an Uber from Logan to Cape Cod on Xmas Eve was only 100 bucks lol

  • @calvinhazen7310
    @calvinhazen7310 10 місяців тому

    "Evita?" "No, that's Spain." lmao

  • @Sun_Cat_Pop
    @Sun_Cat_Pop 10 місяців тому +1

    "Who the hell is Billy Eichner?" 😳😳
    Who is Frida Kahlo?" 😳😳😳😳

  • @cindyo6298
    @cindyo6298 10 місяців тому +1

    Lol Mark eats trash, I'm not surprised he was immune to the Montezuma

  • @erikrobert8007
    @erikrobert8007 10 місяців тому +5

    I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!

  • @joe32623yr
    @joe32623yr 9 місяців тому

    From afar, the logo looks like an Ice Cream logo 🍦🍦

  • @curtisw831
    @curtisw831 10 місяців тому +1

    Joe should just buy his neighbor a battery powered blower and it won't be as loud

  • @jewyork718
    @jewyork718 10 місяців тому +2

    Joe with a Latina standoff in queens. God damn!!!!

  • @benjaminbrown324
    @benjaminbrown324 10 місяців тому +3

    Joe is seriously Michael Douglas from falling down . At first it was funny . Now it’s a bit scary . Careful there ol listeroo

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 10 місяців тому

      Thought the same thing!
      In Joe's defense, with every passing day I get that character more and more!

  • @ar800
    @ar800 10 місяців тому

    "Go ahead, pod, make my day."--- Clint Sheathwood

  • @El_Chompo
    @El_Chompo 10 місяців тому +1

    mark is right, pedestrians have the right of way. there is a cultural shift of moving back to making cities and towns for people first and cars second now, instead of the last 50 years of cars coming first and people being second and having to jump out of the road when cars come instead of being able to live in it more like on those pedestrian only streets that people love to be around.

    • @pressrepeat2000
      @pressrepeat2000 9 місяців тому

      Yeah exactly. Joe’s a terrible human being.

  • @kimcampbell3092
    @kimcampbell3092 10 місяців тому

    Joe.. I believe you're good on the leaf blowing. Pretty sure the law states 15 leaves is the max on a sidewalk. Lol. I have no idea...

  • @stevenkoudanis5238
    @stevenkoudanis5238 10 місяців тому +1

    Damn Rockland so far i definitely want to go

  • @chrisintin22
    @chrisintin22 10 місяців тому +2

    Joe is starting to sound like DeRosa

  • @guidemonkey
    @guidemonkey 10 місяців тому

    M.V.P. = Most Valiant Pooper

  • @junimeme5626
    @junimeme5626 10 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for this gay gift on my birthday!

  • @laptv2144
    @laptv2144 10 місяців тому +2

    It’s not just towns that aren’t doing great. Cities also look terrible. The only nice places in America are affluent suburbs and urban burbs. Look at your very own NYC. Looked better 70 years ago.

  • @danielwestereng155
    @danielwestereng155 10 місяців тому +1

    BARELY 5 min in and I LOVE IT ALL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @alastair3457
    @alastair3457 2 місяці тому

    Easy there Katt Williams! 😂

  • @leftjab6145
    @leftjab6145 10 місяців тому

    Thank god you get a burrito and not a bowl. They are not the same

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis 10 місяців тому +3

    Lol Joe’s one of “those kinds” of parents

  • @brunodanner7777
    @brunodanner7777 10 місяців тому +4

    Normand always crying about his damn flights!

  • @jackhorsley3912
    @jackhorsley3912 10 місяців тому

    Love both of you guys

  • @ryanzinck4905
    @ryanzinck4905 10 місяців тому

    45:47 cartel, Dave Attell.
    One of top riffs very nice

  • @ZeppyCustoms
    @ZeppyCustoms 10 місяців тому +1

    Shout out to Delco. CHESTER Pa in the house !!!

  • @randyfournier8299
    @randyfournier8299 10 місяців тому

    Can you believe it, she actually didn’t even flush, and that duck, smh

  • @newchapterart8929
    @newchapterart8929 10 місяців тому +12

    Joe is becoming Karen with each new story he tells 😂

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 10 місяців тому

      People don’t get sick from magical flying Boogey germs. They DEVELOP the “illness” following the resolution of the upsetting event that caused it. Just like they DEVELOP cancer. If you can’t “catch” cancer, you can’t “catch” anything else. The Germ Theory has been fraud for 110 years. Repeating it over and over does not make it true.

  • @nathanschoenke8322
    @nathanschoenke8322 10 місяців тому

    dad joe is my fave new comedian

  • @danielwestereng155
    @danielwestereng155 10 місяців тому +1

    i got set up by cops once in this exact scenario.
    pedestrians have right of way no matter where it is.
    always.
    i got a ticket from a police set up in my town.

    • @andrestein6022
      @andrestein6022 10 місяців тому +1

      Pedestrians do not have the right of way, when they aren't at a crosswalk lol

  • @III-vg4dp
    @III-vg4dp 10 місяців тому +2

    yeaaaa, been waiting for you queefs

  • @ragnaraxelson59
    @ragnaraxelson59 9 місяців тому

    Canjun man is immune to montezuma.

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 10 місяців тому +2

    I just started driving in the summer. And slow jaywalkers are the biggest nihilists. I’m from a big city, I live in a small city where lots of people are from even smaller towns and I swear these yokels don’t understand step one of living in a city: get out of the way.

  • @phillypharmer
    @phillypharmer 10 місяців тому

    DelCo wish they were from Philly. Please don’t insult us by including that trash with our city 😂

  • @danielwestereng155
    @danielwestereng155 10 місяців тому +3

    YOU GUYS CONTINUOUSLY GET BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @joryhansen50
    @joryhansen50 10 місяців тому

    Killer ep Joe!

  • @fakeyawns
    @fakeyawns 10 місяців тому

    Charles Bronson's got nothing on Vigilante List.

  • @paulleclaire8252
    @paulleclaire8252 10 місяців тому +1

    Dudes rock!

  • @tennisbum7527
    @tennisbum7527 10 місяців тому

    Was Brad Williams one of the participants at lucha libre?

  • @remainparanoid
    @remainparanoid 10 місяців тому +1

    @sohohouse 😂

  • @NWStudiosJ
    @NWStudiosJ 10 місяців тому +1

    Surf's up!

  • @ryangarrison4140
    @ryangarrison4140 10 місяців тому

    I love this show. Been listening for awhile and just subscribed to the UA-cam channel. This is by far the shittiest little podcast studio ever.