Diavolo: "So how do we plan to destroy the Joestars?" Kira: *"OH I DON'T KNOW, HOW ABOUT YOU STOP LEAVING THE FRIDGE OPEN WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH IT FOR A START!?"*
Dio had the tajmahal Valentine the White House kars the whole planet Diavolo and doppio had yes Pucci lived in green dolphin street prison and yet they all go to Kira
@@a.nonnymouse7655 nah fam. DIO is the landlord who just wants to see the world burn, so he is a massive prick to each of the other villains living there.
He IS, after all, the guy who kicked this party off... even if Kars is the source of his vampire-powers and Diavolo's the reason he was able to give his minions Stands. Kira got HIS Stand from one of DIO's Arrows, Pucci worships him as a god, and Diego is the alternate-universe version of himself, who borrowed his Stand from some weirdo who got it not from a magic arrow, but from being close to a piece of the mummified corpse of Jesus.
@@keldyo2198 He should still be getting the presidential salary, though, even after retiring from office. Kira should charge an exorbitant rent with how rich the others must be 😂
Kira: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married, however, I have several roommates: A British Lawyer with a ghost, an ancient warrior vampire, a former Italian mob boss in an endless death loop, another Italian who can see the future, an African American priest, a dinosaur, and the president of the United States. Shigechi: W-why are you telling me this??? Kira: Because I need you to understand why I’m so depressed, also Killer Queen has already touched the read more button
@@francescolombardi3438 Now a day everyone can be a villain, first they were Vampires and Demi-gods Now you have: Everyday man Mafia boss Priest President Dinosaur Plant
Kira:I wonder what valentine is up to *opens valentines door* Valentine:but in a larger sense of soc- Valentine and his doubles:*all stare at Kira* Kira:AAAAAAAAAA valentines:DOJYAAAAAAAAN*starts to chase kira*
And none of them know how to look after Mannish Boy. So it ends up in a weird situation where he lives with Valentine (because a baby would help his public image), who's constantly buying baby books & babyproofing the house with kira's reluctant help, and the baby has no parents so he kind of but not really lives there, and half the income is spent on raising him. And then everyone becomes a vampire so they don't have to deal with the inexplicable night terrors they all have.
How each day and night goes in this house Crack of dawn: Wamuu, Kars, and Esidisi yell Awaken. Wamuu is the background, Kars is the lead singer, and Esidisi has the biggest stereo anyone has seen. 7:15 A.M. - Everyone's finally up (after Kira uses Bites The Dust about 3 times to regain that hour of sleep) Funny Valentine makes a fresh pot of coffee and DIO tells everyone goodnight and heads off to the basement. Pucci gets ready to go to work at GDST, and Kira gets ready to work at Kame Yu. Doppio walks out from the secret room where he and Diavolo reside, and gets a cup of coffee for himself and Diavolo (dare he risk being seen). 8:00 A.M. - Kira and Pucci headed off to work, while Diego brings them the daily newspaper and reads it with Funny Valentine (he rips his to shreds for fun) and the two discuss the Holy Corpse and their hatred, yet admiration for Johnny and his darkest determination. Kars transforms into a dinosaur to battle Diego (and usually wins) while Funny Valentine watches the news. 9:30 A.M. - The battle between Kars and Diego has ended, and surprisingly Diego is the winner. Funny Valentine takes control of the dining room and summons about 10 clones of himself to give various speeches that each know the words, but are motivated every time they say it. Josuke and Okuyasu come by to chat with Funny Valentine (he is a charming man after all). Diego frequently tags along as a uninvited guest, but Josuke and Okuyasu don't mind or care since Diego seems like a cool guy. 11:30 A.M. - Funny Valentine makes lunch, and Doppio and Diavolo surface from their secret bedroom. Diavolo comes out at noontime as not many people are home, and Funny Valentine makes some good-ass food. Doppio goes out to buy the week's groceries, and Diavolo converses with Funny Valentine over who has the stronger stand. Diego returns from hanging out with Josuke and Okuyasu. 12:00 P.M. - Doppio returns with the week's groceries, and Kira returns home for a lunch break. Doppio tosses Diego a raw steak so he doesn't eat their food, and Valentine makes lunch. Kira reminisces about how peaceful his life was before all the Stand users and these people showed up. Kars comes down from the attic to see what's going on, remarks how good the food smells (but doesn't eat since he doesn't have to), and heads back upstairs. 1:00 P.M. - Kira returns to work, and Diego checks the attic to see what's going on. He finds that the Pillarmen strike various poses in front of a camera (run by a Valentine clone of course), and then collectively rate them. Despite being all they do, Diego finds that the Pillarmen are remarkably organized, and heads downstairs again. He doesn't bother to check on what DIO is doing, as he's just sleeping. 1:30 - 5:00 P.M. - The afternoons are remarkably slow in this house (surprisingly), as nobody does anything at this time of day. Diego usually goes to train his horse-riding skill, Funny Valentine either works out in the attic with the Pillarmen, or hogs the dining room to give more speeches. La Squadra frequently come and go from Diavolo's room at these hours, either for their pay or to ask for an assassination target. Doppio handles this task while Diavolo feeds what he wants Doppio to say through a earpiece. 5:10 P.M. - Pucci and Kira return home from work, DIO wakes up to greet Pucci, and everyone gathers at the dining table while Valentine prepares a meal. Everyone mainly talks to their friends or to the various Valentine clones, which are well-spoken on many subjects. 6:15 P.M. - The food is finished and Pucci asks for their hand in prayer. DIO and Valentine are the only ones who actually pray, however, and the rest just act like they care. Kars, of course, has no food since he has no need to eat. 7:00 P.M. - The gang is finished with their food, and Pucci does the dishes and cleans the table. Kars retrieves Monopoly and suggests they play. They collectively agree. 9:00 P.M. - Monopoly has concluded. It was a close match between all of them this game, but ultimately Valentine is the winner using other clones and Love Train to score him the victory. Kars wants to say Valentine cheated using Love Train, but decides against it. 9:00-11:00 P.M. - Everyone gets ready for bed (while DIO and the Pillarmen get ready to start their day) Kira does his stretches and has his glass of warm milk, Doppio assures Diavolo nobody except the people in this house know who he is, Pucci prays to DIO, Valentine doesn't sleep as he can just grab clones from different dimensions, and the cycle repeats.
@@GraveIyn Why thank you. Also, I added a continuation in this since it's too large to fit inside the normal text file. *Special Occasions/Holidays* Ordering Pizza 5:10 P.M. - Pucci and Kira return home like normal, and Valentine says he doesn't feel like cooking today. Pucci offers to cook before quickly being shut down by Kira and Valentine, both commenting his taste has left him after working at GDST for so many years and eating prison slop. Doppio suggests ordering pizza, while Diavolo sweats rivers as he hates any visitors to this house that aren't regularly scheduled. 5:20 P.M. - The gang decides what they all want: DIO wants a plain cheese pizza, Kira wants a meat lovers', Doppio and Diavolo split a large Pepperoni between them, Pucci also orders a cheese pizza (he follows whatever DIO gets, regardless of if he likes it or not), and Funny Valentine wants "anything Patriotic," as he put it (whatever the hell that meant) and the pizza is being made. It's mostly normal except Diavolo is INCREDIBLY impatient, and has to be forced to stop using King Crimson as it'll only cause more delays and have a physical impact on his health. 5:50 P.M. - The pizzas arrive and Pucci offers to take the bill (every chance he gets he wants to impress DIO), and before the delivery guy leaves, Diavolo sends Doppio to ask for ranch (everyone teases Diavolo for this), which Doppio does. 6:20 P.M. - The food is finished and everyone puts their leftovers in the fridge (named, of course). And the night continues on as usual. 3:00 A.M. - The door to Diavolo's doomsday hideout opens, and Diavolo slips out to get some pizza. On his late-night hunger, he thought about how loud this floor is. Diavolo carefully opens the fridge door with the precision of a bomb diffuser, and he grabs a slice of Pepperoni (Doppio is beyond asleep, he's a heavy sleeper) and pops it in the microwave for 30 seconds. He has to restrain himself from using King Crimson, as someone in the house would notice. At 0:01 he opens the microwave, takes his slice of Pepperoni, and retreats to his makeshift hideout. July 4th 8:30 P.M. - This is the gang's favorite holiday due to the nature of explosions, particularly Valentine. Kira, however, despises this holiday and when asked about it, he comments that the fireworks make him stressed with all the noise, but we all know it's Killer Queen going haywire. 9:00 P.M. - The fireworks are launched, and every villain gets a firework with their name and Stand. Kira never lights his, as he's always hiding in the bathroom tub with a pillow over his ears trying not to go criminally insane. Kars, Wamuu, and Esidisi sing Awaken at an EVEN GREATER VOLUME (yes they invented vampire masks for gigantic speakers) and drown out the fireworks. Diego chunks a rock and manages to hit Kars with it. Kars looks around, realizes Diego threw the rock that so shut him up, and a chase that spans most of Japan ensues for the rest of the night. Kars did catch Diego, and let's just say Diego's very lucky dinosaurs have thick, scaly skin. Halloween 5:00 P.M. - The trick-o-treaters are out and about by now, and Diavolo is a nervous wreck. His hysteria got so bad, Kars had to literally put a stick in his throat to get some peace and quiet (well, as much quiet as you can get in this house). Kira instructs Pucci and Valentine to hand out candy, and to NEVER let DIO or Kars escape the basement. There's already 30 or so Valentine clones barricading the basement with couches, shelves, and whatever else Valentine summoned from other dimensions (with little success). 6:30 P.M. - The trick-o-treaters are coming in waves now, and Diavolo's having to be tossed in the basement due to his panic. Doppio has used the heaviest measures beforehand (tying Diavolo up and tazing him with a LITERAL TASER), but that wouldn't make Diavolo relax (it usually does). Diavolo uses King Crimson to shield himself against DIO and Kars' wrath, with them yelling at him why he didn't help them. Up at the front, Valentine and Pucci have ran through two full big bags of candy, and are onto their third. Other than Kira, Diavolo, and DIO, everyone is relatively calm. Diego is using Scary Monsters to antagonize bullies he sees and calling it a "magic trick". Valentine chuckles and is glad he brought Diego. 7:00 P.M. - Most of the trick-o-treaters have went home, and Pucci and Valentine both agree it's time to close up shop. The barricade is removed, and DIO and Kars are the first out. Doppio has to go down and coax Diavolo to leave as his anxiety doesn't go away unless he can get evidence nobody is outside. The rest of the candy is eaten within a few weeks, and another Halloween passes. Thanksgiving isn't one I'll document as it's just regular dinnertime. Christmas Crack of dawn: Wamuu, Kars, and Esidisi are on the roof playing Christmas songs and dressed appropriately (they're very festive around Christmas) other than this, the morning is normal. Wamuu and Esidisi are a lot more active around the house this time of year. 7:15 A.M. - Diego kicks down the door and wakes everyone up like a child. Doppio and Valentine are the only ones who come outside without wanting to deck Diego. Valentine was shoveling snow with the other clones as Wamuu, Kars, and Esidisi were blasting Christmas songs. 7:40 A.M. - Everyone is up and moving at this point, and Valentine made both coffee and Hot Chocolate, which Wamuu, Kars, and Esidisi happily take a cup of. Kira takes both, mixes them together, and downs them instantly. Diavolo risks being seen this one time of year as he usually buys the biggest and best gifts with the money generated through the Mafia. 8:00 A.M. - Diego is a ball of energy by now. Since nobody was there for him except his mother when he was young, having friends to share Christmas with makes him act like a child. Kira is slightly less grouchy this time of year, but he still wishes he could evict everyone except Pucci and Valentine. The Pillarmen sing Christmas songs in perfect melody while Valentine grabs a fireplace from an alternate dimension and lights it. 9:00 A.M. - The time for opening gifts has arrived! The Pillarmen go first, with Esidisi receiving a heavy parka and other sub-zero items. Wamuu gets a bag of sand straight from Mexico, along with a copy of "You spin me right' round". Kars gets a knife-sharpening kit, and immediately uses it to refine his Bone Blades. DIO gets a red wine so delicious, he considers drinking it over blood. Kira gets a cat playset that can't be blown up, and a pair of ultra-powerful noise cancelling headphones. Diavolo gets a high-quality painting of the Requiem arrow, and Doppio gets an iPhone. Pucci gets a new bible and a miniature version of The Last Supper. Lastly, Funny Valentine gets a modern American Flag and a Tri-fold to hang on his mantle. Diego gets a new pair of spurs, and DIO teaches him the art of stopping time, which Diego tries but fails to do. The rest of Christmas is relatively uneventful, with most of the resident evils conversing with one another, being thankful for their gifts, and Diego attempting to stop time, with one attempt almost working. Christmas comes to an end for the villains of JoJo, and life goes back to normal a week later. Sorry for the wall of text.
that's amazing. have you ever considered becoming an author or just writing fan stories as a hobby? (sounds silly, but that's amazing lol. i'll have to screenshot this and save it somewhere, literally a work of art.)
@@GraveIyn I've dabbled in writing, but the story I wrote didn't feel like it was going anywhere. I don't write fan stories or fanfic as I consider them weird. This was intentionally made to be ironic and odd, which is why I wrote it.
Kars , every single day, goes up to the top of the roof directly above the room where Kira sleeps, gets the radio and forces it to play "Awaken" the only thing anyone hears before their inevitable death is the ultimate lifeform screaming "AYAYAYYA" followed by extraordinarily loud dubstep music.
Ok, so my headcanon is this, -They all casually use stand and/or vampire/pillar man abilities - Diavolo and Doppio are still one person, they just switch faster -Kars can do some crazy shit because he's ultimate Kars -Kars and Escidesci don't like the human residents, but Whammu does as long as they're strong -Valentine is the only one that speaks with an American accent -Kira still keeps up with the murders but uses the other guys as protection if things get rough -DIO randomly bursts in and has one night stands with Pucci -Rissoto always tries to murder Diavolo and Doppio -Ghaccio and Risotto live with Diego -Stray Cat engages fights with Pet Shop -Hol Horse is a big ball of Hol Horse energy -Pucci casually uses discs to get people to do stuff for him -Valentine practices presidential speeches using alternate hims -Diavolo, DIO, and Pucci use their time abilities at random times, much to the confusion of everyone else
Every morning on the attic: *AWAKEN, MY NEIGHBOURS* Edit: Also, i like to think that everyone is raging and screaming at the pillar men while DIO is drinking his expensive wine. Oh yeah, and Diego is laughing at them while flamboyantly eating rocks.
The neighborhood -Main villains' house: It's actually Kira's house, but the other villains crushed in for different reasons (DIO just wants to have some fun with the only other people in za warudo that hate the Josestars as much as him, Pucci followed DIO, Diavolo and Doppio crushed in because they're broke, Kars was there before and it's impossible to make him go away, Valentine is on an exange program). It's always louud in there but at the end of the day they will always work together to solve the neightborhood problems (that they caused) -The Joestar's house: Family time™. It was all Jonathan's idea to bond with his family and nobody dared to say no to him. Always arguing with the main villains but they end up working with them more times than they like to admit. -Jobro's house: Too many people in there but they all love the joestars so it's ok. They're always at the Joestar's place or vice versa. Bruno has decided to adopt everyone. -Diego's house: It's total chaos bc Diego is a wild animal and the only person who's keeping the house together is HP. Iin the attic there are Whamu and Esidisi, who communicate with Kars thru intense posing and loud music at like 3:00 am . Everyone thinks Diego and HP are a couple when actually thay hate each other and they're just too broke and can't afford a house themselves. -La squadra's house: The only sane people in the neightborhhod, but no one knows what is on their mind cause they only speak italian. Always trying to kill Diavolo for some reason. Always smells good of italian food. Sometimes you see Abbachio talking with Risotto on the porch about the newest goth accessories. -Ringo and Hol Horse's house: Everything's normal, exept sometimes you hear shooting, but they're both ok so whatever. -Rock's people house: Always dead quiet exept for some Elvis music sometimes, no one ever dares to go near it. They have a neat garden with a strange plant and they will shoot anyone who goes near it. -DIO's stans's house: Wanted to crush at Kiras' place ut he menaged to kick them all out (exept Pucci 'cause he's actually a heping hand).
Joestar house: -Jonathan the house owner -Joseph the troublemaker -Jotaro the private one -Josuke the sensitive about getting his hair touched -Giorno the neighbor kid -Jolyne the girl (idk what to put lol) -Johnny the disable one -Gappy who always forgot where he put things
“I think I forgot something” “If you forgot it, then it can’t be that important” “Yeah, you’re right” Akira Otoishi, who was the main villain for half of part 4:
Y'know, his only desire is to live a peaceful life (also HANDS but let's ignore that), but he ended up stuck with schizophrenic mafia redhead, gay priest, VERY Christian US guy and gay vampire.
@@EnemyStandMamoru that's kind of the point of Kira.Hes the guy next door,that dude on the street,the man at the shop.He's literally everybody.Which make sense,since the whole "quiet life" fiasco he has.That's what make him such a unique villain,he's just normal.
Kars: "Do you think you can cool it with the time-manipulation-" Diavolo: "NO ONE ASKED YOU, STRONZO!" *King Crimson puts its fist through Kars' torso* Kars: *looks down at the hole in his abs as he quickly regenerates* "Every. Single. Time."
@@francescolombardi3438 Doppio: "RING-RING! RING-RING!" *puts a pizza-slice to his ear like it's a mobile phone* "Hello? ...Okay... yeah, I'll tell him." *puts the pizza back on the plate, folded like it was a flip-phone* "That was the Boss. He says 'YOU'RE NOT EVEN HUMAN, BASTARDO!'"
in the next season: *Tooru:* Hello there *Cheering audience* *Kira:* Another one?! *Pucci:* Yes! he's a doctor and his name is Tooru and brings his grandfather *laughing audience* *Tooru:* Actually It's my stand *Laughing audience*
Tooru: Just be carefull to not get closer to it Kira:What you mean by… **Kira hits a wall** **Laughing audience** Tooru:Basically it doesn’t like be pursued DIO: So it’s the same type of stand as Za Warudo **Laughing audience** Kars: I can’t believe You REALLY MADE THAT JOKE
@@ionavram4002 I dunno, they seem chill now, only sharing a mutual hatred with the joestars. They're actually trying to not piss each other off so they can enjoy this amazing mortgage pay rate while Kira has to pose like he's a family guy married to Yoko Ono. Kira had them all as both tenants and family so that house can enjoy a huge tax break and not pay a dime higher than a single guy. As they live longer together, they become a bizzare family. They even help Kira get back on his feet when in Season 3 he suffers a Breakdown, Breakdown!
(In an office like interview with Kira) "Kars, is annoying as hell. Every morning, at 5:30 sharp, every day, he blasts the same shitty dub step music despite knowing that I dont need to wake up till 7." (Cuts to Kars) " Its just how I express myself, and Kira seems to be the only one that has an issue with it." (Cuts to Doppio borderline crying that he cant sleep. We pan to Diavolo in the bed next to him, whom is infuriated to no end with 2 pillows sandwhiching his head. DIO and Pucci are fast asleep in the next room, and Funny valentine is already working out in the basement doing curl ups to the beat of the muffled music.) (Cut to FV in interview) "To be honest I find it sort of empowering to listen to it as I work out. And frankly I cant complain since he accepts what I do every morning." (After about 15 minutes the music stops, and we see baggy eyed Kira lying in bed, sigh, and roll over to try to sleep again. Doppio and Diavolo copy the same reaction. Suddenly a blast of "OOOHH SAAAY CAN YOOOOUU SEEEEE!!!! BY THE DAWN'S EEEEAAARLY LIIIGHT!!!!" snap open Kira's eyes. Kira rolls out of bed, and sprints to the window. He pulls it open and we pan zoom out to see FV in americain patterned short shorts and a light blue tank top lined with a hint of pink. He is standing in salute at the American flag which is raised to the top of the pole in the off right corner of their lawn. There is a speaker at the top of the staff that is clearly blasting the music) "THAT. IS. IT! KILLER QUEEN!" (Kira flips off one of his slippers and makes it a bomb. He hurls it from his window and the slippers hits the bottom of the pole. He activated the bomb, which causes the music to stop and the pole to fall.) "HOUSE MEETING WHEN I GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM, SO BE PREPARED!" Kira shouts as he starts to get ready for work, despite being 3 hours early. (Fv slumps and pouts as he walks back inside)
@@goldenhydreigon4727 idk when you read this but I added a part where Kira blows up a flag pole, also I'll probrably try to make more on a google doc or something over the weekend. Glad you liked it! :)
*_Scene cuts in to Kira walking down stairs tired and angry. His credit card seems to be missing and noise was coming from the tiny room which Diavolo and Doppio stayed in. Kira knocks on the door, and both Diavolo and Doppio show up at the door_* Kira: What is with the noise coming from here, I am trying to rest! *_Kira peeks inside to see their TV playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons, with a custom made switch dock. Kira starts to get suspicious_* Kira: Did you two steal my credit card? Diavolo: Not exactly… Doppio: The Diego kid from next door stole your credit card! He went Kame Yu and bought us a custom made switch and custom made Pro controllers! *_They both take the pro controllers out. _* *_Diavolo’s had the same design of his stand, King Crimson, the joysticks and buttons were a light pink, and on back it said “DIAVOLO” in Silver_* *_Doppio’s was Purple with an oval shape in the middle which was a darker purple, The joysticks and buttons were that same Darker Purple, and on the back it said “DOPPIO” in gold_* Kira: Just give me something please. *_Diavolo takes out a Kame Yu coupon for 10% eggs._* Diavolo: Take this, its useless. *_Kira snatches it away from his hand and goes outside. Diavolo and Doppio go back inside and continue to play animal crossing_* Kira: IVE HAD IT WITH YOU DIEGO, KILLER QUEEN!! *_Kira turns the coupon into a bomb and throws it to Diego’s Living room window and lands on his coffee table. The table explodes, Kira goes back inside and the scene cuts out._* might make more in the replies :/
And watches pimp my ride, some dramas, fashion shows, has amazing financial backup when Kira struggles mentally, does night walks cloaked in blazer and hat, and talks frequently to his illegitimate son Anasui about how to get laid and maintain a relationship without being a Yandere. Trish sometimes comes in to visit because her mom forces her to. It kills him internally when she enters as she triggers his PTSD. Doppio acts like her dad while Diavolo is forced into the room to not have an episode. TLDR: He would be a major character even in the shadows. We get to find out much more while we watch him grow until the final season.
Rather than hell, this is where all the villains of Jojo ended up after they died. Eventually. Then again it could be hell for Kira and the rest are along for the ride.
@@goldenhydreigon4727 To interact and live with others who failed to kill the Joestar's and for Pucci who is a priest, to literally be surrounded by some of the most evil people ever
Kira misses those great days from before Kars arrived. After him, it seems like every following resident chased the opportunity to live there. Once Deigo moved next door, things only got worse in this crazy, noisy, bizarre town. Everyday, Kira lives on the verge of a breakdown, breakdown.
I like to think diavolo can still use his stand but It became so weak after the infinite deaths that time skipping hurts him and now he is genuinely afraid of everything now
Kars: Unemployed. DIO: He's got a lot of money but every time he's asked for his share of the rent he starts talking about gravity to deflect the issue. Diavolo: He doesn't have a bank account because that way people will know his true identity, so he keeps all the money in his room but every day it is stolen by Rissoto. Pucci: He's a priest so he doesn't make money and what he collects he donates to the children of DIO and Green Dolphin Street Prison. Valentine: He's not much at home and what he earns as president goes to expeditions looking for the body of Christ. The only one who works in that house is Kira and the poor bastard ends up paying for food and services.
The year is 2023: The villians are chilling. Valentine plays UNO with his copies. DIO And Pucci are outside, talking stuff about Heaven Diego is on the roof teaching Kars how dinosaurs work so that he doesn't have problems when he makes them Doppio is trying to calm down Diavolo's paranoya about G.E.R. And Kira is trying to live a quite life IT was 19:00 and Pucci along with Doppio was getting ready a room. They said that it was going to be a suprise and to NOT go there. Soon they finished it and it turns out that they were getting the room ready for someone else. They said that there will be another villain that is going to live with them. Kira is upset and everyone else are either not unamused or shocked. The next day a new face shows up at the door...
DIO: Why is there a school girl at the door? Kira: Oh yeah she told some other girls to not help this kid I exploded because he looked creepy Whammu: *DID I JUST HEAR OF SOMEONE BEING DISHONOURABLE!?* Whammu then proceeds to slap the shit out of her
kira: trying to sleep the pillar men in the attic: A̸͚̙͎͐̽͊̉̑̍Y̵̨̨̛͙̖̙̗͙̭̘͉̌̀̒̓̚A̴̧͖̦̯̦̞̓̋͛̎̄̎̔̽͊͗ͅY̷̹̳͖̗͎̙̣̔̇̀̏̇̀͆̍͌̀͜Y̵̧̻̙̯̰̺̞̽̂̅͂ͅẢ̴̼͂̈́̊̀Y̴̲̔͌̿̔͌̋̕͝Á̸͎͊̉Y̸̧̲̹͚̳̏̓̄̆̾̈́̕͜͠Ȧ̵̛̪̰̥̆́͛͋̂̌͂̽Y̸̠̜̐̀̉̽́̈́̋͠A̷͔͍̖̫̥̓̿̍͝ pucci: you get used to it kira: how long does it usually last for?? pucci, smiling: oh, all night! kira: *suffering* *l a u g h t r a c k*
SuperSansCraft 1212 Doppio: Really kars? I need to get rest to study for my online classes. Kira:grabbing his slipper and turning it into a bomb and throwing it at kars radio Dio: THIS IS THE 10TH TIME DANG IT KARS
HEADCANNON TIME: Dio Brando is there aswell, but always stays in the basement. Santana and Wamuu are like brothers while Kars and Esidisi are like close friends that made a marriage pack when they were 9 and adopted both Santana and Wamuu. DIO and Pucci share a room in the basement. The basement has multiple floors. Diego lives with AU Diego. Diego and Kars always have Dino showdowns AU Diego and DIO always compete to see who can stop time the longest Hol Horse also lives there but also lives at his girlfriends house. Hes also a liberal country man. Funny Valentine never sleeps. Pucci constantly says "For DIO's sake!" Kira has never had a full night of sleep here. Kira and Santana get along very well.
*watching tv* Doppio: Boss, this show is boring *Diavolo skips time forward* Kira: that's my favourite show, you idiot...*sighs*... *turns to doppio*... My name is Yoshikage Kira, only you will know my identity... Diavolo: Wait... Nobody knows your identity too?!?! KIRA?!?! Kira: BITES ZA DUS... *TV starts accelerating and starts randomly flicking between shows* *UNIVERSE BEGINS TO RESET* Pucci: Will you two. Please. SHUT THE FU... *Finger over lips hushing* DIO: My dear, a man of god like you should not be using words like that. Us intellectuals not rage. It's about as compelling as rat shit on a bathroom floor...THINK... (*KARS flashbacks, screaming in confusion*) before you say something often told in filthy acts *VALENTINE RUNS IN* Valentine: (exasperated) Did... Diddu-whew... Did someone say--FILTHY ACTS!!!! *gets distracted by TV cause the American flag appears* Ooh, little house on the prairie's just starting *Eats from the popcorn bag, Doppio has been using as a phone* Hey, everyone. It's starting. *Four more valentines walk in* Kira: Oh well. I guess we don't have to watch my show. Speaking of other things that aren't showing. Where's Diego? Doppio: No Idea, KIRA KILLER QUEEN, DAISAN NO BAKUDAN. BITES ZA DUSTO!!!! Kars: not again... *BLOWS UP AND REFORMS ENDLESSLY UNTIL THE TIMELINE RESETS*
Then, they finally get to see their favourite show Kira:finally, this is the climax Diavolo:tbh, i quite get intrigued of this Kars:oh, this is exciting! Pucci:"focused on the screen" Doppio:oh my god, here its goes! Valentine:this is it! Diego:Guys, remember when you question where tooru is, I see him in the backyar- A random lightning just strikes that destroyed the signal. Tooru: Hi guys, i see this fruit in the backyard, you all want some. Wait, why are all of you glaring at me.
0:49 ah yes, here you can see a proud Doppio mother here, protecting her young from outside dangers. Diavolis Diapolis of the villainus animinis, quite a rare siting to see, I must say. Now you normally don’t see the Doppio so young during scouting, normally they stay inside, quite fascinating.
Headcanon: Dio wants and secretly tries to hang out with and impress the Pillar Men because they're Vampire Bros, but is actually too proud to say it out flat. The Pillar Men usually ignore him and don't really want to hang out with Dio because he used to be a primitive. Edit: In season 4, Dio confesses this to Kira ( he doesn't really care) but Doppio hears it and spills the beans(innocently of course)
then dio trys to kill doppio but he runs to the bathroom(dio waiting soo that he comes out to kill hem) and comes out as diabolo(diabolo does the same thing when he gets in trouble)
I have a really strange feeling that this is gonna be one of those videos that goes unnoticed on youtube for so long then like after 9 years it gets recommended to the next generation of jojo fans
I imagine Pucci conducts group therapy with the rest of the villains about their respective JoJo. Plural for Kira and DIO. Dang now that I think about it, DIO had to deal with 3 damn JoJos
@Maui Caui Kars' massive frame looms over the human. with a single flck of his wrist, he could tear the lower lifeform apart. Kars:"welcome to mcdonalds can i take your order
They aren’t bad folk except for when Diavolo starts throwing cups at Pucci, Doppio cries because they fight, Valentine sleeps everywhere, Kars starts laughing while Dio Wryyys, and Diego still hasn’t given me back my grill.
I cry because when they fight it scares me, also I’m sorry I took Pucci’s bible because I thought it was a phone and now I don’t know how to give it back to him, help me I’m gonna cry again
Then, at the weekend, DIO's son's come to the house, and it's like, Rykiel, Donatello and Ungalo are hanging out with Pucchi and Giorno is just like *running in the 90s starts playing* to Diavolo
I love the groups reaction when they see DIO Diego- Not amused Pucci - Pure excitement and love Kira- A N G E R Funny Valentine- Confusion Kars - “I’m just here what do I do” Diavolo - Slight anger/jealousy Doppio - Worry
Diego: "Great. THIS asshole." Pucci: "LORD DIO!" *hearts in his eyes* Kira: "...OUT. NOW." Valentine: *humming Sousa's "Liberty Bell March"* "So what's going on out here?" Kars: "...What are you monkeys getting your undergarments in a bunch over? It's just a lesser vampire." Diavolo: "I never should have sold that old hag those Stand Arrows..." Doppio: "Stay good, boss! Stay good!"
Lol, imagine wamuu waking up more early then the other villains and stars to play the techno music while saying: "AWAKEN MY FRIENDS!" Then Kars and esidisi just lift themselves up not tired at all while the other villains just try to cover their ears and go back to sleep.
Kira: *enters the house* Kars: yo Kira: what the fu- oh never mind it’s you Kars:Valentine is stuck in the coffin Kira: oh for fuck sake Kars:here Is the crowbar Best interaction I’ve seen and Pucci be like so ummm he is in here
Diavolo takes the last of the pizza rolls, and as he's taking them back to his cupboard, DIO notices and stops time to grab them, but Diavolo skips that moment the time stop was in and gets out of the way. DIO let's out an enraged WRYYYYYYYYY as he notices the time skip and the missing Diavolo, and Kira, finally losing it from the time based shenanigans and noise, activates Bites The Dust, restarting the day in hopes sonething will change
I like how Valentine and Doppio are just sitting and talking on the couch, then valentines like "ima go get my flag BRB" while Doppio gets up to find some playing cards
Lee Johnna ok i have an idea Doppio and everyone in the house playing uno Doppio: Uno! Kars! DIAVOLO STOP HELPING HIM (flips table over) Pucci:(trying to calm down everyone) Second later a fight starts almost burning down the house
*Kira walks in to see the interior is on fire, Kars is turned to stone(again), DIO is lounging on the couch calmly, and everyone else is running around.* Kira:”What the hell happened?!” DIO:”We tried to order a pizza.”
A. Nonny Mouse *five minutes earlier* DIO: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE PEPPERONI” Pizza man: *visible fear* Manager: “that’s the fifth guy this week”
Kars the alarm clock : AWAKEN MY ROOMMATE ! dio : ah thanks kars Others : IT'S 11PM ! Pucci : let's do some prayers with master dio Kira : try to have his 8 hours of sleeping
DIO doesn’t get a subtitle he just speaks for himself
It was his house mr krabs he was number 1
It's just DIO: As Himself
And he says greetings inferiors
Dio: The Thotting Bastard who freeloads
That's because Dio is the one doing the subtitles
...I'd imagine that house has a strict 'No Dogs Allowed' policy.
Kars love puppies.
I bet Kars would be the only one saying "fuck that rule in particular" and constantly bringing dogs into the house.
no Iggy allowed
Kars would secretly have like five dogs in the attic
@@birdiebubbles6927 He is the ultimate lifeform so he can make his own dogs
Diavolo: "So how do we plan to destroy the Joestars?"
Kira: *"OH I DON'T KNOW, HOW ABOUT YOU STOP LEAVING THE FRIDGE OPEN WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH IT FOR A START!?"*
Darth Golorpius “AND THEN STOP LEAVING YOUR GARBAGE IN THE HALLWAY”
“IF I SEE ONE MORE HAIR ON THIS COUCH I’M GOING TO SCALP ALL OF YOU”
*/cue laugh track of all the victims they've killed/*
@@sienna3832 "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"
Diavolo keeps it open to store Bruno’s corpse
imagine having a buttload of rich friends that own multiple mansions but they just decide to live in your tiny house
Master Yoda have you seen Kira’s house tho? It’s enormous
@@moonrock8831 it still pretty small compare to the other tho
@Master Yoda yeah that’s true, but it’s bigger than the average house, that’s why I said that
They're lonely...they need each other for healing from their crippling defeats.
Dio had the tajmahal Valentine the White House kars the whole planet
Diavolo and doppio had yes
Pucci lived in green dolphin street prison and yet they all go to Kira
And DIO:
He doesn't need a reason to be somewhere. *He's DIO.*
Just the side character that whenever he enters the house the audience cheers
@@a.nonnymouse7655 nah fam. DIO is the landlord who just wants to see the world burn, so he is a massive prick to each of the other villains living there.
He IS, after all, the guy who kicked this party off... even if Kars is the source of his vampire-powers and Diavolo's the reason he was able to give his minions Stands. Kira got HIS Stand from one of DIO's Arrows, Pucci worships him as a god, and Diego is the alternate-universe version of himself, who borrowed his Stand from some weirdo who got it not from a magic arrow, but from being close to a piece of the mummified corpse of Jesus.
Man of the house
He doesn’t need a reason to be somewhere,
He literally owns *THE WORLD*
Imagine have the US president rent your house to stay in
They just like Kira and his house that much. He's...a calming force for them.
(Meanwhile, Kira slowly loses his sanity)
its not even the current one to kira
The 23th President, Now It's just a *EX* president in this times (i'm guessing 2012 because thats the time stone ocean occurs)
@@keldyo2198 He should still be getting the presidential salary, though, even after retiring from office. Kira should charge an exorbitant rent with how rich the others must be 😂
They don’t pay
Kira: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married, however, I have several roommates: A British Lawyer with a ghost, an ancient warrior vampire, a former Italian mob boss in an endless death loop, another Italian who can see the future, an African American priest, a dinosaur, and the president of the United States.
Shigechi: W-why are you telling me this???
Kira: Because I need you to understand why I’m so depressed, also Killer Queen has already touched the read more button
Brady Van Ness He was going to school for it
JOOOOOOOOOOOOSUUUUUUUUKE!
I love that the Death Loop thing implies Diavolo dies every episode and just comes back at the end/next episode like: "What did I miss?"
pucci is italian
JOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE’SSSSSSSS GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
Imagine these guys preparing a welcome party to Jojolion's main villain...
Whenever that is
Meanwhile, Stray Cat constantly hisses at the Rokakaka plant
@@francescolombardi3438 Now a day everyone can be a villain, first they were Vampires and Demi-gods
Now you have:
Everyday man
Mafia boss
Priest
President
Dinosaur
Plant
@@sadvec6328 Out of yur friendz, which are you?
Truck Freak! (Valentine)
Crazy Ass (Diego)
??? (Diavolo)
The Fighter (DIO)
@SuperSansCraft 1212 Kars: so, i don't want to come off as racist, butttttt...what's the deal with those "rock humans"?!
It will be in 2025.
Just like in the actual show, everything is Dio’s fault
*Dario Brando fault
**Kars fault
***God's fault
Bruno BRX ****Araki’s fault
And every time, they look at him accusingly, and with a smug grin, he shouts those three words...
"KONO DIO DA!"
@@EnemyStandMamoru "And everytime ge does something bad"
*RODA RORA DA*
You have to deal with DIO’S bullshit even when he’s dead
Yo imagine coming back home, only to see Valentine making a speech about napkins to a room full of himself
This has the same vibe as the vine where the guy goes into the bathroom and everyone is t-posing and singing the halo theme.
*dojyaaaaaan intensifies*
That would be the pilot
Kira:I wonder what valentine is up to
*opens valentines door*
Valentine:but in a larger sense of soc-
Valentine and his doubles:*all stare at Kira*
Kira:AAAAAAAAAA
valentines:DOJYAAAAAAAAN*starts to chase kira*
me and the bois looking for the holy corpse
Dio: "kira, imma invite some people over"
Kira: "I don't mind"
*all the enemy stand users from stardust crusaders barge in*
Kira walks in only to see multiple people, an orangutan, and an automobile.
@@malcolmpayne3598 a sword and a bird as well
And none of them know how to look after Mannish Boy. So it ends up in a weird situation where he lives with Valentine (because a baby would help his public image), who's constantly buying baby books & babyproofing the house with kira's reluctant help, and the baby has no parents so he kind of but not really lives there, and half the income is spent on raising him.
And then everyone becomes a vampire so they don't have to deal with the inexplicable night terrors they all have.
How each day and night goes in this house
Crack of dawn: Wamuu, Kars, and Esidisi yell Awaken. Wamuu is the background, Kars is the lead singer, and Esidisi has the biggest stereo anyone has seen.
7:15 A.M. - Everyone's finally up (after Kira uses Bites The Dust about 3 times to regain that hour of sleep) Funny Valentine makes a fresh pot of coffee and DIO tells everyone goodnight and heads off to the basement. Pucci gets ready to go to work at GDST, and Kira gets ready to work at Kame Yu. Doppio walks out from the secret room where he and Diavolo reside, and gets a cup of coffee for himself and Diavolo (dare he risk being seen).
8:00 A.M. - Kira and Pucci headed off to work, while Diego brings them the daily newspaper and reads it with Funny Valentine (he rips his to shreds for fun) and the two discuss the Holy Corpse and their hatred, yet admiration for Johnny and his darkest determination. Kars transforms into a dinosaur to battle Diego (and usually wins) while Funny Valentine watches the news.
9:30 A.M. - The battle between Kars and Diego has ended, and surprisingly Diego is the winner. Funny Valentine takes control of the dining room and summons about 10 clones of himself to give various speeches that each know the words, but are motivated every time they say it. Josuke and Okuyasu come by to chat with Funny Valentine (he is a charming man after all). Diego frequently tags along as a uninvited guest, but Josuke and Okuyasu don't mind or care since Diego seems like a cool guy.
11:30 A.M. - Funny Valentine makes lunch, and Doppio and Diavolo surface from their secret bedroom. Diavolo comes out at noontime as not many people are home, and Funny Valentine makes some good-ass food. Doppio goes out to buy the week's groceries, and Diavolo converses with Funny Valentine over who has the stronger stand. Diego returns from hanging out with Josuke and Okuyasu.
12:00 P.M. - Doppio returns with the week's groceries, and Kira returns home for a lunch break. Doppio tosses Diego a raw steak so he doesn't eat their food, and Valentine makes lunch. Kira reminisces about how peaceful his life was before all the Stand users and these people showed up. Kars comes down from the attic to see what's going on, remarks how good the food smells (but doesn't eat since he doesn't have to), and heads back upstairs.
1:00 P.M. - Kira returns to work, and Diego checks the attic to see what's going on. He finds that the Pillarmen strike various poses in front of a camera (run by a Valentine clone of course), and then collectively rate them. Despite being all they do, Diego finds that the Pillarmen are remarkably organized, and heads downstairs again. He doesn't bother to check on what DIO is doing, as he's just sleeping.
1:30 - 5:00 P.M. - The afternoons are remarkably slow in this house (surprisingly), as nobody does anything at this time of day. Diego usually goes to train his horse-riding skill, Funny Valentine either works out in the attic with the Pillarmen, or hogs the dining room to give more speeches. La Squadra frequently come and go from Diavolo's room at these hours, either for their pay or to ask for an assassination target. Doppio handles this task while Diavolo feeds what he wants Doppio to say through a earpiece.
5:10 P.M. - Pucci and Kira return home from work, DIO wakes up to greet Pucci, and everyone gathers at the dining table while Valentine prepares a meal. Everyone mainly talks to their friends or to the various Valentine clones, which are well-spoken on many subjects.
6:15 P.M. - The food is finished and Pucci asks for their hand in prayer. DIO and Valentine are the only ones who actually pray, however, and the rest just act like they care. Kars, of course, has no food since he has no need to eat.
7:00 P.M. - The gang is finished with their food, and Pucci does the dishes and cleans the table. Kars retrieves Monopoly and suggests they play. They collectively agree.
9:00 P.M. - Monopoly has concluded. It was a close match between all of them this game, but ultimately Valentine is the winner using other clones and Love Train to score him the victory. Kars wants to say Valentine cheated using Love Train, but decides against it.
9:00-11:00 P.M. - Everyone gets ready for bed (while DIO and the Pillarmen get ready to start their day) Kira does his stretches and has his glass of warm milk, Doppio assures Diavolo nobody except the people in this house know who he is, Pucci prays to DIO, Valentine doesn't sleep as he can just grab clones from different dimensions, and the cycle repeats.
leaving a reply here so i can find this masterpiece again in the near future
@@GraveIyn Why thank you. Also, I added a continuation in this since it's too large to fit inside the normal text file.
*Special Occasions/Holidays*
Ordering Pizza
5:10 P.M. - Pucci and Kira return home like normal, and Valentine says he doesn't feel like cooking today. Pucci offers to cook before quickly being shut down by Kira and Valentine, both commenting his taste has left him after working at GDST for so many years and eating prison slop. Doppio suggests ordering pizza, while Diavolo sweats rivers as he hates any visitors to this house that aren't regularly scheduled.
5:20 P.M. - The gang decides what they all want: DIO wants a plain cheese pizza, Kira wants a meat lovers', Doppio and Diavolo split a large Pepperoni between them, Pucci also orders a cheese pizza (he follows whatever DIO gets, regardless of if he likes it or not), and Funny Valentine wants "anything Patriotic," as he put it (whatever the hell that meant) and the pizza is being made. It's mostly normal except Diavolo is INCREDIBLY impatient, and has to be forced to stop using King Crimson as it'll only cause more delays and have a physical impact on his health.
5:50 P.M. - The pizzas arrive and Pucci offers to take the bill (every chance he gets he wants to impress DIO), and before the delivery guy leaves, Diavolo sends Doppio to ask for ranch (everyone teases Diavolo for this), which Doppio does.
6:20 P.M. - The food is finished and everyone puts their leftovers in the fridge (named, of course). And the night continues on as usual.
3:00 A.M. - The door to Diavolo's doomsday hideout opens, and Diavolo slips out to get some pizza. On his late-night hunger, he thought about how loud this floor is. Diavolo carefully opens the fridge door with the precision of a bomb diffuser, and he grabs a slice of Pepperoni (Doppio is beyond asleep, he's a heavy sleeper) and pops it in the microwave for 30 seconds. He has to restrain himself from using King Crimson, as someone in the house would notice. At 0:01 he opens the microwave, takes his slice of Pepperoni, and retreats to his makeshift hideout.
July 4th
8:30 P.M. - This is the gang's favorite holiday due to the nature of explosions, particularly Valentine. Kira, however, despises this holiday and when asked about it, he comments that the fireworks make him stressed with all the noise, but we all know it's Killer Queen going haywire.
9:00 P.M. - The fireworks are launched, and every villain gets a firework with their name and Stand. Kira never lights his, as he's always hiding in the bathroom tub with a pillow over his ears trying not to go criminally insane. Kars, Wamuu, and Esidisi sing Awaken at an EVEN GREATER VOLUME (yes they invented vampire masks for gigantic speakers) and drown out the fireworks. Diego chunks a rock and manages to hit Kars with it. Kars looks around, realizes Diego threw the rock that so shut him up, and a chase that spans most of Japan ensues for the rest of the night. Kars did catch Diego, and let's just say Diego's very lucky dinosaurs have thick, scaly skin.
Halloween
5:00 P.M. - The trick-o-treaters are out and about by now, and Diavolo is a nervous wreck. His hysteria got so bad, Kars had to literally put a stick in his throat to get some peace and quiet (well, as much quiet as you can get in this house). Kira instructs Pucci and Valentine to hand out candy, and to NEVER let DIO or Kars escape the basement. There's already 30 or so Valentine clones barricading the basement with couches, shelves, and whatever else Valentine summoned from other dimensions (with little success).
6:30 P.M. - The trick-o-treaters are coming in waves now, and Diavolo's having to be tossed in the basement due to his panic. Doppio has used the heaviest measures beforehand (tying Diavolo up and tazing him with a LITERAL TASER), but that wouldn't make Diavolo relax (it usually does). Diavolo uses King Crimson to shield himself against DIO and Kars' wrath, with them yelling at him why he didn't help them. Up at the front, Valentine and Pucci have ran through two full big bags of candy, and are onto their third. Other than Kira, Diavolo, and DIO, everyone is relatively calm. Diego is using Scary Monsters to antagonize bullies he sees and calling it a "magic trick". Valentine chuckles and is glad he brought Diego.
7:00 P.M. - Most of the trick-o-treaters have went home, and Pucci and Valentine both agree it's time to close up shop. The barricade is removed, and DIO and Kars are the first out. Doppio has to go down and coax Diavolo to leave as his anxiety doesn't go away unless he can get evidence nobody is outside.
The rest of the candy is eaten within a few weeks, and another Halloween passes.
Thanksgiving isn't one I'll document as it's just regular dinnertime.
Christmas
Crack of dawn: Wamuu, Kars, and Esidisi are on the roof playing Christmas songs and dressed appropriately (they're very festive around Christmas) other than this, the morning is normal. Wamuu and Esidisi are a lot more active around the house this time of year.
7:15 A.M. - Diego kicks down the door and wakes everyone up like a child. Doppio and Valentine are the only ones who come outside without wanting to deck Diego. Valentine was shoveling snow with the other clones as Wamuu, Kars, and Esidisi were blasting Christmas songs.
7:40 A.M. - Everyone is up and moving at this point, and Valentine made both coffee and Hot Chocolate, which Wamuu, Kars, and Esidisi happily take a cup of. Kira takes both, mixes them together, and downs them instantly. Diavolo risks being seen this one time of year as he usually buys the biggest and best gifts with the money generated through the Mafia.
8:00 A.M. - Diego is a ball of energy by now. Since nobody was there for him except his mother when he was young, having friends to share Christmas with makes him act like a child. Kira is slightly less grouchy this time of year, but he still wishes he could evict everyone except Pucci and Valentine. The Pillarmen sing Christmas songs in perfect melody while Valentine grabs a fireplace from an alternate dimension and lights it.
9:00 A.M. - The time for opening gifts has arrived! The Pillarmen go first, with Esidisi receiving a heavy parka and other sub-zero items. Wamuu gets a bag of sand straight from Mexico, along with a copy of "You spin me right' round". Kars gets a knife-sharpening kit, and immediately uses it to refine his Bone Blades. DIO gets a red wine so delicious, he considers drinking it over blood. Kira gets a cat playset that can't be blown up, and a pair of ultra-powerful noise cancelling headphones. Diavolo gets a high-quality painting of the Requiem arrow, and Doppio gets an iPhone. Pucci gets a new bible and a miniature version of The Last Supper. Lastly, Funny Valentine gets a modern American Flag and a Tri-fold to hang on his mantle. Diego gets a new pair of spurs, and DIO teaches him the art of stopping time, which Diego tries but fails to do. The rest of Christmas is relatively uneventful, with most of the resident evils conversing with one another, being thankful for their gifts, and Diego attempting to stop time, with one attempt almost working. Christmas comes to an end for the villains of JoJo, and life goes back to normal a week later.
Sorry for the wall of text.
Don't mind me, just adding my reply so i can come back to your amazing novel on a daily basis.
that's amazing. have you ever considered becoming an author or just writing fan stories as a hobby? (sounds silly, but that's amazing lol. i'll have to screenshot this and save it somewhere, literally a work of art.)
@@GraveIyn I've dabbled in writing, but the story I wrote didn't feel like it was going anywhere. I don't write fan stories or fanfic as I consider them weird. This was intentionally made to be ironic and odd, which is why I wrote it.
I like how Funny Valentine even has the american flag while stuck in the casket
It keeps him from being home sick
They must be in japan since kira owns the hou- I mean villa
Like how linus from peanuts keeps his blanket everywhere
@H M "patriotism like that turns me on"
I can imagine Kars posing on the roof everyday at the crack of dawn
PK Master
But does he act like a rooster?
Does he sing out the pillarman theme AND pose as the sun rises?!
Reika Kuze Nah, he just stands with his back to the sun
Kars , every single day, goes up to the top of the roof directly above the room where Kira sleeps, gets the radio and forces it to play "Awaken" the only thing anyone hears before their inevitable death is the ultimate lifeform screaming "AYAYAYYA" followed by extraordinarily loud dubstep music.
*turns into rooster*
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
YES
Pucci: Has anyone seen Diavolo?
DIO: He drank my wine, so I drank his blood
Pucci: Oh, DIO!
[Laugh track]
Kira: I fucking hate my life
Kars: The thing that lives in the attic
*I've never heard a better description before.*
Also, I want Kars to live in my attic.
purefandom :3 well you’d have to wake up to kars using his pose music on the roof
@@crusaderlazy3216 that's not a problem in the slightest
purefandom :3 welp I understand you there
I'll come live in your attic
I love how Kars hands him a crowbar so he doesnt have to go looking for it
0:23 “Kars: the thing that lives in the attic”
I mean same???
Cørvus Banditø this is the most tumblr comment I’ve ever seen on UA-cam
@@oceanman1804 amazing
Nooo the basement!!!!!!
Lord Kars ah yes my mistake-
@@vladaling3527 Nah man, you're forgetting he has to be above everyone else
I'd imagine that would be a pretty funny show, with just how many jokes can come out of doppio and diavolo being the same person
They get into a basically endless game of rock paper scissors
I'd wathc it in a heartbeat
Or how many jokes you could make with Diavolo being killed
Or how many situations Doppio could be portrayed popping out of nowhere to do the ringing phone in the house.
@@goldenhydreigon4727 Like Kenny in South Park
Kira: I just want to live a quiet life
Every other villain in jojo: Hi can we move in
Alternate title: Kira in the house
literal Perfection
this caused me to weep uncontrollably thank you
Nori You’re welcome :D
Im physically shaking
Fresh Avocado was it that funny? 0-0
Nobody:
Kars: *voluminous flowing hair, rippling in the wind*
Mexgar and insane height
I need to know what hair products this guy uses.
the red stone of aja is what he uses
avocado toast L’Oréal because The Ultimate Lifeform is worth it
Aight imma buy some.
0:45
Kira just keeps his "Dead Man's Questions" jacket and hat in his house.
The new prequel video explains this
Ok, so my headcanon is this,
-They all casually use stand and/or vampire/pillar man abilities
- Diavolo and Doppio are still one person, they just switch faster
-Kars can do some crazy shit because he's ultimate Kars
-Kars and Escidesci don't like the human residents, but Whammu does as long as they're strong
-Valentine is the only one that speaks with an American accent
-Kira still keeps up with the murders but uses the other guys as protection if things get rough
-DIO randomly bursts in and has one night stands with Pucci
-Rissoto always tries to murder Diavolo and Doppio
-Ghaccio and Risotto live with Diego
-Stray Cat engages fights with Pet Shop
-Hol Horse is a big ball of Hol Horse energy
-Pucci casually uses discs to get people to do stuff for him
-Valentine practices presidential speeches using alternate hims
-Diavolo, DIO, and Pucci use their time abilities at random times, much to the confusion of everyone else
and there are some rokakaka fruit scattered around the house
@@francescolombardi3438 Even though no one knows who bought them
@SuperSansCraft 1212 -Diavolo: And this is where i put the Stand Arrow
IF I HAD IT!!!
What the hell is hol horse energy
@@unrestrainedclown2808 The same energy that shot Avdol in the head and ran away like Joseph about a minute later
Every morning on the attic: *AWAKEN, MY NEIGHBOURS*
Edit: Also, i like to think that everyone is raging and screaming at the pillar men while DIO is drinking his expensive wine. Oh yeah, and Diego is laughing at them while flamboyantly eating rocks.
Kira: "oh my god Kars. SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING.:
ÆÆÆ
@@load-bearingcoconut5586 kars:"Don't you mean oh my ME"
Dio:"HEY"
Kars:"oh shut up"
@@Voicegoblin *distant WRYYS are heard*
*YAKAMASHI! ME AND THE OTHER JOESTAR'S ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!*
I love how they're all living in kira's house
No Dino dio (can't remember real name to sleepy to check) in the neabor
@@luciussteinberg6809 You mean Diego
@@doublekey8931 yes
Ethan Scott he's the neighbor
@@constantinedaurum9943 that's what I said just spelt it wrong
The neighborhood
-Main villains' house: It's actually Kira's house, but the other villains crushed in for different reasons (DIO just wants to have some fun with the only other people in za warudo that hate the Josestars as much as him, Pucci followed DIO, Diavolo and Doppio crushed in because they're broke, Kars was there before and it's impossible to make him go away, Valentine is on an exange program). It's always louud in there but at the end of the day they will always work together to solve the neightborhood problems (that they caused)
-The Joestar's house: Family time™. It was all Jonathan's idea to bond with his family and nobody dared to say no to him. Always arguing with the main villains but they end up working with them more times than they like to admit.
-Jobro's house: Too many people in there but they all love the joestars so it's ok. They're always at the Joestar's place or vice versa. Bruno has decided to adopt everyone.
-Diego's house: It's total chaos bc Diego is a wild animal and the only person who's keeping the house together is HP. Iin the attic there are Whamu and Esidisi, who communicate with Kars thru intense posing and loud music at like 3:00 am
. Everyone thinks Diego and HP are a couple when actually thay hate each other and they're just too broke and can't afford a house themselves.
-La squadra's house: The only sane people in the neightborhhod, but no one knows what is on their mind cause they only speak italian. Always trying to kill Diavolo for some reason.
Always smells good of italian food. Sometimes you see Abbachio talking with Risotto on the porch about the newest goth accessories.
-Ringo and Hol Horse's house: Everything's normal, exept sometimes you hear shooting, but they're both ok so whatever.
-Rock's people house: Always dead quiet exept for some Elvis music sometimes, no one ever dares to go near it.
They have a neat garden with a strange plant and they will shoot anyone who goes near it.
-DIO's stans's house: Wanted to crush at Kiras' place ut he menaged to kick them all out (exept Pucci 'cause he's actually a heping hand).
Plot Twist: Wamuu and Esidisi are the two holding Diego and Hot Pants together
Amazing.
This is perfect
Joestar house:
-Jonathan the house owner
-Joseph the troublemaker
-Jotaro the private one
-Josuke the sensitive about getting his hair touched
-Giorno the neighbor kid
-Jolyne the girl (idk what to put lol)
-Johnny the disable one
-Gappy who always forgot where he put things
this is just amazing lol
“I think I forgot something”
“If you forgot it, then it can’t be that important”
“Yeah, you’re right”
Akira Otoishi, who was the main villain for half of part 4:
Also Jobin
@@menchacism5327 shhh shhh we're not that far on Part 8 yet
Who is akira, i dont recall him in part 4
@@i_forgor_whar wym we're not that far, its almost the final battle
@@kingof-eu5kx i havent read jojolion so uhh
Dio: *sunbathing
Also Dio: *burning alive
Umbrella
but he has gotten the power of
u m b r e l a
He probably as he burns he instantly regenerate
implying its day? interesting choice.
*DIO
I love how whenever someone makes these JoJo Villain roommate things Kira is always the annoyed, normal, and responsible one.
He just wants to live a quiet life, and all these crazies end up ruining it lol
That’s basically what Kira is
Ya know, besides the whole murdering women part
Y'know, his only desire is to live a peaceful life (also HANDS but let's ignore that), but he ended up stuck with schizophrenic mafia redhead, gay priest, VERY Christian US guy and gay vampire.
Oddly enough, he is the most normal of the villains. Hell, take away Killer Queen, and he would just be the most average of serial killers
@@EnemyStandMamoru that's kind of the point of Kira.Hes the guy next door,that dude on the street,the man at the shop.He's literally everybody.Which make sense,since the whole "quiet life" fiasco he has.That's what make him such a unique villain,he's just normal.
I love how Doppio, the innocent not really villain villain who's a really nice guy is just waving at us at the end.
if i could i would hug doppio
@@elecryt5170 Me too.
Doppio parting Diavolo's hair to look with him is the most precious thing ever
Aww yea it is
Imagine the constant time skips in the house everytime Diavolo puts a pizza slice in the microwave
Dalton Filho Kira: “Diavolo just microwave multiple pizza slices at once”
Diavolo: *spamming king crimson*
Diavolo: "I, DIAVOLO, MUST HAVE MY PIZZA DAMNIT!"
Kars: "Do you think you can cool it with the time-manipulation-"
Diavolo: "NO ONE ASKED YOU, STRONZO!" *King Crimson puts its fist through Kars' torso*
Kars: *looks down at the hole in his abs as he quickly regenerates* "Every. Single. Time."
@@thetribunaloftheimaginatio5247 Kars: (looks at Doppio in the corner, just patiently waiting for the microwave to "ding") Freak.
@@francescolombardi3438
Doppio: "RING-RING! RING-RING!" *puts a pizza-slice to his ear like it's a mobile phone* "Hello? ...Okay... yeah, I'll tell him." *puts the pizza back on the plate, folded like it was a flip-phone* "That was the Boss. He says 'YOU'RE NOT EVEN HUMAN, BASTARDO!'"
Multiple jojo villians: *live in the same house*
Time: HAHA I’m in danger!
Pikapanda someone walks by
*KING CRIMSON*
*BITES THE DUST*
*THE WORLD*
random person: “ah s-h-i-t here we go again”
@שחר ליפשיץ lol maid in heaven
@Gillotuin maidenheaven
Now imagine Pucci just stealing all their stands.
Vasiliy Bolshov
Pucci gets tired of their shit and hides their stands
Imagine Pucci messes up the food and just resets the universe instead of redoing it
I'd do that. Maybe......
in the next season:
*Tooru:* Hello there
*Cheering audience*
*Kira:* Another one?!
*Pucci:* Yes! he's a doctor and his name is Tooru and brings his grandfather
*laughing audience*
*Tooru:* Actually It's my stand
*Laughing audience*
lol
Tooru: Just be carefull to not get closer to it
Kira:What you mean by…
**Kira hits a wall**
**Laughing audience**
Tooru:Basically it doesn’t like be pursued
DIO: So it’s the same type of stand as Za Warudo
**Laughing audience**
Kars: I can’t believe You REALLY MADE THAT JOKE
Kira just wants a quiet life without any villains taking over his house
@H M they could all one shot each other at any time, thats why they dont do it, they are waiting for someone to start shit
H M yeah but only if they aren’t already fighting
@@ionavram4002
I dunno, they seem chill now, only sharing a mutual hatred with the joestars.
They're actually trying to not piss each other off so they can enjoy this amazing mortgage pay rate while Kira has to pose like he's a family guy married to Yoko Ono. Kira had them all as both tenants and family so that house can enjoy a huge tax break and not pay a dime higher than a single guy.
As they live longer together, they become a bizzare family. They even help Kira get back on his feet when in Season 3 he suffers a Breakdown, Breakdown!
@@ionavram4002 Diavolo or Valentine would be the ones to start shit)
well he's the only one who pays water/electric bills so...
Kira: *trying to sleep*
The Pillar Men in the attic: *_AWAKEN INTENSIFIES_*
No that's the GET THE FUCK UP alarm made by Kars
Kars' job is to awaken the primitives in the morning, since he doesnt need sleep
(In an office like interview with Kira) "Kars, is annoying as hell. Every morning, at 5:30 sharp, every day, he blasts the same shitty dub step music despite knowing that I dont need to wake up till 7."
(Cuts to Kars) " Its just how I express myself, and Kira seems to be the only one that has an issue with it."
(Cuts to Doppio borderline crying that he cant sleep. We pan to Diavolo in the bed next to him, whom is infuriated to no end with 2 pillows sandwhiching his head. DIO and Pucci are fast asleep in the next room, and Funny valentine is already working out in the basement doing curl ups to the beat of the muffled music.)
(Cut to FV in interview) "To be honest I find it sort of empowering to listen to it as I work out. And frankly I cant complain since he accepts what I do every morning."
(After about 15 minutes the music stops, and we see baggy eyed Kira lying in bed, sigh, and roll over to try to sleep again. Doppio and Diavolo copy the same reaction. Suddenly a blast of "OOOHH SAAAY CAN YOOOOUU SEEEEE!!!! BY THE DAWN'S EEEEAAARLY LIIIGHT!!!!" snap open Kira's eyes. Kira rolls out of bed, and sprints to the window. He pulls it open and we pan zoom out to see FV in americain patterned short shorts and a light blue tank top lined with a hint of pink. He is standing in salute at the American flag which is raised to the top of the pole in the off right corner of their lawn. There is a speaker at the top of the staff that is clearly blasting the music)
"THAT. IS. IT! KILLER QUEEN!"
(Kira flips off one of his slippers and makes it a bomb. He hurls it from his window and the slippers hits the bottom of the pole. He activated the bomb, which causes the music to stop and the pole to fall.) "HOUSE MEETING WHEN I GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM, SO BE PREPARED!" Kira shouts as he starts to get ready for work, despite being 3 hours early. (Fv slumps and pouts as he walks back inside)
@@ItsYaBear
DO MORE THIS IS FANTASTIC
@@goldenhydreigon4727 idk when you read this but I added a part where Kira blows up a flag pole, also I'll probrably try to make more on a google doc or something over the weekend. Glad you liked it! :)
Kira: "im home."
kars: "your gonna need this" *hands crowbar*
Pucci: "Can you come here for a sec"
Kira: Valentine Oml...
Valentine: Dojyaaaaaaaaa~n!
don't blame me, my flag got stuck inside of dio's coffin
@@DogHeadset sire you went in the coffin yourself dont lie you wanted to see what dio was seeing when he was sleeping
@@Y.O.M. i already had this experience without the coffin i don't need know again
@@DogHeadset sire stop lying or else your disfortune will affect the great country America
*_Scene cuts in to Kira walking down stairs tired and angry. His credit card seems to be missing and noise was coming from the tiny room which Diavolo and Doppio stayed in. Kira knocks on the door, and both Diavolo and Doppio show up at the door_*
Kira: What is with the noise coming from here, I am trying to rest!
*_Kira peeks inside to see their TV playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons, with a custom made switch dock. Kira starts to get suspicious_*
Kira: Did you two steal my credit card?
Diavolo: Not exactly…
Doppio: The Diego kid from next door stole your credit card! He went Kame Yu and bought us a custom made switch and custom made Pro controllers!
*_They both take the pro controllers out. _*
*_Diavolo’s had the same design of his stand, King Crimson, the joysticks and buttons were a light pink, and on back it said “DIAVOLO” in Silver_*
*_Doppio’s was Purple with an oval shape in the middle which was a darker purple, The joysticks and buttons were that same Darker Purple, and on the back it said “DOPPIO” in gold_*
Kira: Just give me something please.
*_Diavolo takes out a Kame Yu coupon for 10% eggs._*
Diavolo: Take this, its useless.
*_Kira snatches it away from his hand and goes outside. Diavolo and Doppio go back inside and continue to play animal crossing_*
Kira: IVE HAD IT WITH YOU DIEGO, KILLER QUEEN!!
*_Kira turns the coupon into a bomb and throws it to Diego’s Living room window and lands on his coffee table. The table explodes, Kira goes back inside and the scene cuts out._*
might make more in the replies :/
*MAKES IT POSSIBLE* ...do it.
Kars: What a beta.
Than the Diego twins
(The neighbors to the left and right.)
Both say"HE STOLE IT"
@MegaMikeCraft
TWAU Diego: *Best buddies with DIO*
Scary Monsters Diego: *Hates DIO*
Welp thanks for making me wish even more that this was a actual thing that would have 10 or 8 minute episodes that come out every Saturday at 4:00 pm
Kars lives in the attic because its the room closest to outer space.
ItsMyKowai you have woken me
Diavolo: the cryptid that only comes out of its room to get food
😂😂😂🤣
Nah he just makes Doppio get him food unless it's like 3 am.
Same
And watches pimp my ride, some dramas, fashion shows, has amazing financial backup when Kira struggles mentally, does night walks cloaked in blazer and hat, and talks frequently to his illegitimate son Anasui about how to get laid and maintain a relationship without being a Yandere.
Trish sometimes comes in to visit because her mom forces her to. It kills him internally when she enters as she triggers his PTSD. Doppio acts like her dad while Diavolo is forced into the room to not have an episode.
TLDR: He would be a major character even in the shadows. We get to find out much more while we watch him grow until the final season.
A.K.A My life story
Rather than hell, this is where all the villains of Jojo ended up after they died. Eventually. Then again it could be hell for Kira and the rest are along for the ride.
Wait, then wouldn't this be Heaven for DIO and Pucci?
@@goldenhydreigon4727 To interact and live with others who failed to kill the Joestar's and for Pucci who is a priest, to literally be surrounded by some of the most evil people ever
Diavolo who can't die: Bruh
i’d love a spin off of jojo but its a villain sitcom
We would pay fat loads of cash
"Finally we can live together without the-"
"DON'T SAY THE J WORD"
Jevix1029 *heavy breathing, stand cries, and horse trotting in the background*
- Your son had literally forsaken me for an eternal suffering!
- That's ma'boy!
I like to imagine that they live next door to the Joestars and they have this neighbor rivalry
Jojos
@@ducky2379 Jonathan and Dio competing to see who has the best Christmas lights XD
Kars: Wamuu and Esidisi
Dio: Hol Horse
Diavolo: Risotto
Kira: Cat Flower
Valentine: *THOUSAND OF VALENTINES*
Pucci: plant baby (I think)
Diavolo again: Ghiaccio and Prosciutto
Dio again: Pet Shop
Nobody: potted Rokakaka plant
@@teddverres4392 oh sorry, that was the Rokakaka, I thought it was the plant baby (sorry, but I don't read Jojolion since it last 8 FRIKKIN YEARS)
@@antoniopisani489
you don't have to apologize for getting the identity of a plant wrong
@@antoniopisani489 Pucci:Dio)
1:03 I love how doppio just looks wasted
*He's having a breakdown breakdown*
Kars
"The thing that lives in the attic"
i actually didnt laugh this much quite a long time
Doppio: roommate’s roommate
Makes sense
You think their room has a lot of...head space?
Stone Ball Run can we all agree that doppio is best boy of part 5
RPM Rage
I never said he wasn’t.
Stone Ball Run a true man of culture
But technically the body is one here they were seperated
Kars is just "The thing that lives in the attic" and I think that's beautiful
DIO is Dio, no caption neccessary.
Fluiquid weird flex but k
I-- I LIVE IN THE BASEMENT!
Lord Kars really? Based on the way you dress, I’d say you live in the closet.
Tooru: The one nobody ever sees but occasionally appears
Tooru:the weirdo
Everyone: same height or shorter
Kars: *absolute unit*
Dude Kira looks mega depressed that he has to house all these strays
And at the same time he has to take care of Hayato and his wife
Just imaginé live whit a guy that can have a room full of himself just to talk how great is américa
Kira misses those great days from before Kars arrived. After him, it seems like every following resident chased the opportunity to live there. Once Deigo moved next door, things only got worse in this crazy, noisy, bizarre town. Everyday, Kira lives on the verge of a breakdown, breakdown.
I want this to be a show NOW
Bruh you're a Jojotuber, you have the POWAH to do this shit
Agreed I would binge watch that
Who Will you dub?
OH FACK, RIVERDUDE?
I know the perfect setup; after each of these characters die, they get brought into some limbo where they are forced to live together
I love how Dio doesn't even need a description, he's just, Dio
I imagine Risotto comes by everyday to beat up Diavolo and Diavolo always tells Kira to tell him off while he hides in the basement
I like to think diavolo can still use his stand but It became so weak after the infinite deaths that time skipping hurts him and now he is genuinely afraid of everything now
Annoyed Kira: "Killer Queen has already touched all the furniture in the entire house."
Kars: Okay.
(grows wings and starts floating everywhere)
Kira: ….
Kira: "Damnit killer queen, i told you to TOUCH the furniture not cough up hairballs everywhere!"
Ameripino the purple link *m e o w*
No he wouldnt be blowing them up he would just be cleaning
Kars: Unemployed.
DIO: He's got a lot of money but every time he's asked for his share of the rent he starts talking about gravity to deflect the issue.
Diavolo: He doesn't have a bank account because that way people will know his true identity, so he keeps all the money in his room but every day it is stolen by Rissoto.
Pucci: He's a priest so he doesn't make money and what he collects he donates to the children of DIO and Green Dolphin Street Prison.
Valentine: He's not much at home and what he earns as president goes to expeditions looking for the body of Christ.
The only one who works in that house is Kira and the poor bastard ends up paying for food and services.
@SuperSansCraft 1212 I see that job for Esidisi, he's got the best ass among the men in the pillar.
I guess doppio is a fishermen, but the money is for diavolo, rigth?
Diego: Just goes to houses and steals
Isn’t DIO the landlord?
The way I get money is rock eating competitions
I imagine one episode has Diavolo get a life insurance policy on himself.
The year is 2023:
The villians are chilling.
Valentine plays UNO with his copies.
DIO And Pucci are outside, talking stuff about Heaven
Diego is on the roof teaching Kars how dinosaurs work so that he doesn't have problems when he makes them
Doppio is trying to calm down Diavolo's paranoya about G.E.R.
And Kira is trying to live a quite life
IT was 19:00 and Pucci along with Doppio was getting ready a room. They said that it was going to be a suprise and to NOT go there. Soon they finished it and it turns out that they were getting the room ready for someone else.
They said that there will be another villain that is going to live with them.
Kira is upset and everyone else are either not unamused or shocked.
The next day a new face shows up at the door...
**Aztec dubstep intestifies**
*jobin and trooru knock on door*
DIO: Why is there a school girl at the door?
Kira: Oh yeah she told some other girls to not help this kid I exploded because he looked creepy
Whammu: *DID I JUST HEAR OF SOMEONE BEING DISHONOURABLE!?*
Whammu then proceeds to slap the shit out of her
its josuke someone of villians insult his hair
@@mrdalolz7469 "slap the shit out of her"
hmmm... wammu is sus
kira: trying to sleep
the pillar men in the attic: A̸͚̙͎͐̽͊̉̑̍Y̵̨̨̛͙̖̙̗͙̭̘͉̌̀̒̓̚A̴̧͖̦̯̦̞̓̋͛̎̄̎̔̽͊͗ͅY̷̹̳͖̗͎̙̣̔̇̀̏̇̀͆̍͌̀͜Y̵̧̻̙̯̰̺̞̽̂̅͂ͅẢ̴̼͂̈́̊̀Y̴̲̔͌̿̔͌̋̕͝Á̸͎͊̉Y̸̧̲̹͚̳̏̓̄̆̾̈́̕͜͠Ȧ̵̛̪̰̥̆́͛͋̂̌͂̽Y̸̠̜̐̀̉̽́̈́̋͠A̷͔͍̖̫̥̓̿̍͝
pucci: you get used to it
kira: how long does it usually last for??
pucci, smiling: oh, all night!
kira: *suffering*
*l a u g h t r a c k*
Tooth'n'Claw yt
Doppio:Just has both pillows on his face screaming inside the pillows because of it been the 10th night it happens
Dio joins them after a couple of hours
Hey drive what font you use on AYAYYA
@@kylonoob1813
i think its called zalgo! heres the website i used if you want it lingojam.com/ZalgoText
@@user-jr1oh7vz7z thx for responding
Pillar men theme plays
Kira: KARS! ITS 3 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING!
SuperSansCraft 1212
Doppio: Really kars? I need to get rest to study for my online classes.
Kira:grabbing his slipper and turning it into a bomb and throwing it at kars radio
Dio: THIS IS THE 10TH TIME DANG IT KARS
Diavolo:OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT (fire starting)
At least wait till 5:30am
Wamuu: AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
Kira: SHUT DA FUK UP AND GO TO SLEEP U DUMBASS
Kars, ACDC and Wamuu: *Pillar Man Theme*
Quarantined Mayor Giorno Giovanna Dio: AND ITS STILL GODDAMN TUESDAY
HEADCANNON TIME:
Dio Brando is there aswell, but always stays in the basement.
Santana and Wamuu are like brothers while Kars and Esidisi are like close friends that made a marriage pack when they were 9 and adopted both Santana and Wamuu.
DIO and Pucci share a room in the basement. The basement has multiple floors.
Diego lives with AU Diego.
Diego and Kars always have Dino showdowns
AU Diego and DIO always compete to see who can stop time the longest
Hol Horse also lives there but also lives at his girlfriends house. Hes also a liberal country man.
Funny Valentine never sleeps.
Pucci constantly says "For DIO's sake!"
Kira has never had a full night of sleep here.
Kira and Santana get along very well.
1:00
I hate the fact that I can hear Valentine saying "Dojya~~n" just by the pose
Kira: **Tries to live a quiet life**
Literally everyone: How about... No
This man gets me
I love how DIO doesn't have a short description.
He's just DIO
Dio
DIO requires no explanation.
You know, it'd be kinda interesting if both Dio and DIO were in this.
he needs no introduction
DIO The sexy bastard
DIO being DIO lmao
Then there's an empty room that's been rented but no-one knows who lives there.
its the part 8 jofoe
The only thing in there is a mysterious plant.
@@jonquilgemstone YES
Tooru: *Henlo*
*watching tv*
Doppio: Boss, this show is boring
*Diavolo skips time forward*
Kira: that's my favourite show, you idiot...*sighs*... *turns to doppio*... My name is Yoshikage Kira, only you will know my identity...
Diavolo: Wait... Nobody knows your identity too?!?! KIRA?!?!
Kira: BITES ZA DUS...
*TV starts accelerating and starts randomly flicking between shows*
*UNIVERSE BEGINS TO RESET*
Pucci: Will you two. Please. SHUT THE FU...
*Finger over lips hushing*
DIO: My dear, a man of god like you should not be using words like that. Us intellectuals not rage. It's about as compelling as rat shit on a bathroom floor...THINK... (*KARS flashbacks, screaming in confusion*) before you say something often told in filthy acts
*VALENTINE RUNS IN*
Valentine: (exasperated) Did... Diddu-whew... Did someone say--FILTHY ACTS!!!!
*gets distracted by TV cause the American flag appears*
Ooh, little house on the prairie's just starting
*Eats from the popcorn bag, Doppio has been using as a phone*
Hey, everyone. It's starting.
*Four more valentines walk in*
Kira: Oh well. I guess we don't have to watch my show. Speaking of other things that aren't showing. Where's Diego?
Doppio: No Idea, KIRA
KILLER QUEEN, DAISAN NO BAKUDAN. BITES ZA DUSTO!!!!
Kars: not again...
*BLOWS UP AND REFORMS ENDLESSLY UNTIL THE TIMELINE RESETS*
Diego: *walks through door* hey guy-....is this a bad time
Dio as a head: yes
Then, they finally get to see their favourite show
Kira:finally, this is the climax
Diavolo:tbh, i quite get intrigued of this
Kars:oh, this is exciting!
Pucci:"focused on the screen"
Doppio:oh my god, here its goes!
Valentine:this is it!
Diego:Guys, remember when you question where tooru is, I see him in the backyar-
A random lightning just strikes that destroyed the signal.
Tooru: Hi guys, i see this fruit in the backyard, you all want some. Wait, why are all of you glaring at me.
@@NoOne-om7mm diavolo is a part of the natural flow of calamity
0:51 *Me trying to escape the JJBA fandom:*
Or 0:33
Once You are here thers no going back
I love how Kars towers over everyone
It’s Japan. 6 fters are like fucking redwoods
Yep.
@Gillotuin I think he is 6 ft
@Gillotuin Joseph is 1.95 mt or 6.4 ft so kars is like 2.02 or 6.6 ft
0:49 ah yes, here you can see a proud Doppio mother here, protecting her young from outside dangers. Diavolis Diapolis of the villainus animinis, quite a rare siting to see, I must say. Now you normally don’t see the Doppio so young during scouting, normally they stay inside, quite fascinating.
the best part is this is all technically canon,
Thanks part 5
*and part 7
Headcanon: Dio wants and secretly tries to hang out with and impress the Pillar Men because they're Vampire Bros, but is actually too proud to say it out flat. The Pillar Men usually ignore him and don't really want to hang out with Dio because he used to be a primitive.
Edit: In season 4, Dio confesses this to Kira ( he doesn't really care) but Doppio hears it and spills the beans(innocently of course)
@Maui Caui Brilliant.
@Maui Caui I would definitely like to see this.
then dio trys to kill doppio but he runs to the bathroom(dio waiting soo that he comes out to kill hem) and comes out as diabolo(diabolo does the same thing when he gets in trouble)
@Andres Acosta, OOOO I like that as well!!
@Maui Caui kira: crying because of his house.
Rohan: at least someone payed the repairs for you!!!
Rohan looks at josuke with anger
I have a really strange feeling that this is gonna be one of those videos that goes unnoticed on youtube for so long then like after 9 years it gets recommended to the next generation of jojo fans
Maybe at those times Jojolion will be ended and finally there will be part 9
Dio's subtitle should have been "the man that started it all"
I imagine Pucci conducts group therapy with the rest of the villains about their respective JoJo. Plural for Kira and DIO. Dang now that I think about it, DIO had to deal with 3 damn JoJos
Whenever I see a depiction of the JoFoes together, they always crash at Kira's house
Cause he’s the one who pays taxes
@@facelessgamer2871 exactly why he wouldn't pay taxes, cause he's the president.
@Maui Caui
Kars' massive frame looms over the human.
with a single flck of his wrist,
he could tear the lower lifeform apart.
Kars:"welcome to mcdonalds can i take your order
@Maui Caui nothing stopping them
@Maui Caui Esidisi is definitely on the grill. He'll use his boiling blood
They aren’t bad folk except for when Diavolo starts throwing cups at Pucci, Doppio cries because they fight, Valentine sleeps everywhere, Kars starts laughing while Dio Wryyys, and Diego still hasn’t given me back my grill.
I don’t sleep everywhere-
I swear pucci would wake you up saying “Do you want to hear about the good things DIO has done, now?”
I cry because when they fight it scares me, also I’m sorry I took Pucci’s bible because I thought it was a phone and now I don’t know how to give it back to him, help me I’m gonna cry again
Welcome to rp land
“It’s not that bad” -some random guy
@@headoflettuce3763 just say valentine took it he's big into god right?
1:09
The fact that Pucci’s so happy to see DIO is precious
Then, at the weekend, DIO's son's come to the house, and it's like, Rykiel, Donatello and Ungalo are hanging out with Pucchi and Giorno is just like *running in the 90s starts playing* to Diavolo
I love the groups reaction when they see DIO
Diego- Not amused
Pucci - Pure excitement and love
Kira- A N G E R
Funny Valentine- Confusion
Kars - “I’m just here what do I do”
Diavolo - Slight anger/jealousy
Doppio - Worry
Barreethoven I have never related to Kars so much in my life
Dio Brando honestly, same
Valentine looks like he's midly interested, the confused one is Doppio, at least, thats what i see.
Diego: "Great. THIS asshole."
Pucci: "LORD DIO!" *hearts in his eyes*
Kira: "...OUT. NOW."
Valentine: *humming Sousa's "Liberty Bell March"* "So what's going on out here?"
Kars: "...What are you monkeys getting your undergarments in a bunch over? It's just a lesser vampire."
Diavolo: "I never should have sold that old hag those Stand Arrows..."
Doppio: "Stay good, boss! Stay good!"
@@nebula5371 Your entire life is a huge round of indifference?
I love the small details, like the Bowler hat and coat that belong to an AU Kira, the hand pictures, the Rokkaka (true villain of part 8)
Fanboyistransboy I wish there was kira yoshikag8’s grave in the back
Dead mans questions isn’t actually an AU, it’s after the ghost hands give him the S U C C
There is also what seems to be the Mona Lisa in the living room and when they find DIO, Pucci seems to be the only happy one.
Also when dio is outside, he is under an umbrella
I also love how it looks like Pet shop is in DIO’s shoulder at the end
Lol, imagine wamuu waking up more early then the other villains and stars to play the techno music while saying: "AWAKEN MY FRIENDS!" Then Kars and esidisi just lift themselves up not tired at all while the other villains just try to cover their ears and go back to sleep.
0:49
can we just appreciate Vinegar Doppio just popping out and Diavalo-
S'CUTE
I just love how cute Doppio is throughout the whole video. Look at that precious cinnamon roll *w*
MariGamer that precious cinnamon roll has got a body count
uwu
hes NOT a cinnamon roll he is FERAL
jolyne cujoh A feral cinnamon roll
@@pzkitty6783 He killed Risotto and an entire village, you could say it was Diavolo but his eyes weren't shown changing)
3AM
Kars: AWAKEN MY VILLAINS
*Bass Boosted pillar man theme*
Kira:Oh for the love of Araki,KARS SHUT UP,ITS 3 AM,LET EVERYONE SLEEP
I love how Dio dosen’t get a title he is just there
1:27
King Crimson looks mentally scarred.
Infinity and 1 death to many
I really love my neighbors, they treat me like family and Pucci makes a killer cup of coffee
This is important but every time you guys play the radio does “Moriocho Radio” play?
Scary Monsters hello bitch
killer queen has already touched that cup
@@DioBrando-yk5up you just called yourself a bitch
Dank Memer69-420normieslayerxXx he’s not wrong
Best Japanese/British/Italian/American/ancient race sitcom I've seen in years 10/10 would wryyyyyyyy agian
Ah yes, A N C I E N T
I would love to visit ancient some day
I was born in A N C I E N T
Kira: *enters the house*
Kars: yo
Kira: what the fu- oh never mind it’s you
Kars:Valentine is stuck in the coffin
Kira: oh for fuck sake
Kars:here Is the crowbar
Best interaction I’ve seen and Pucci be like so ummm he is in here
Diavolo dies everyday and kira always has to take care of the bodies
What do you think they feed DIO?
Diana A Go Go So that red wine ain’t wine at all..
@@dianaagogo ok, dio sucks the blood and then Kira blows it up
@@dianaagogo diavolos leftovers
@@dianaagogo...which one?
I love how there’s a Rokakaka in the middle since Tooru wasn’t confirmed to be the Part 8 villain at the time
Cover your bases
This is where the concept of time gets complicated
Diavolo takes the last of the pizza rolls, and as he's taking them back to his cupboard, DIO notices and stops time to grab them, but Diavolo skips that moment the time stop was in and gets out of the way. DIO let's out an enraged WRYYYYYYYYY as he notices the time skip and the missing Diavolo, and Kira, finally losing it from the time based shenanigans and noise, activates Bites The Dust, restarting the day in hopes sonething will change
But it al fails horribly and pucci resets the universe
*"DIO"*
It's everything you need to know
Can we have Giorno to be the occasional pizza delivery boy
I like how Valentine and Doppio are just sitting and talking on the couch, then valentines like "ima go get my flag BRB" while Doppio gets up to find some playing cards
Lee Johnna ok i have an idea
Doppio and everyone in the house playing uno
Doppio: Uno!
Kars! DIAVOLO STOP HELPING HIM (flips table over)
Pucci:(trying to calm down everyone)
Second later a fight starts almost burning down the house
*Kira walks in to see the interior is on fire, Kars is turned to stone(again), DIO is lounging on the couch calmly, and everyone else is running around.*
Kira:”What the hell happened?!”
DIO:”We tried to order a pizza.”
A. Nonny Mouse *five minutes earlier*
DIO: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE PEPPERONI”
Pizza man: *visible fear*
Manager: “that’s the fifth guy this week”
SuperSansCraft 1212
Doppio:(sharing half his pizza slice with the boss by cutting it in half) here you go boss
Valentine: Getting his other selves from different dimensions just to get more pizza
They are all fighting over what toppings to put ontop
@JRRV Roblox and more and then they decide to put pineapple on top just to annoy Diavolo
1:18 I literally *live* for Doppio’s smile here.
Same
1:09 better
Comic2468 doppio is best boy (in my opinion he is on pair if not better than speedwagon)
Retro_WrathX13 how about 0:50
Just look at Hol Horses smile
Kars the alarm clock : AWAKEN MY ROOMMATE !
dio : ah thanks kars
Others : IT'S 11PM !
Pucci : let's do some prayers with master dio
Kira : try to have his 8 hours of sleeping
I want and need this to be an actual show-
I do to