"I Hate Disney World" - Jim Gaffigan Standup (Mr.Universe)
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
I'm in Orlando as I'm writing this. Took the kids to Disney world yesterday. Horrible mistake. I could have put that money towards my mortgage and got ahead in life. Kids complained the whole time.... this bit is spot on.
Disney world…. Home of thousands of pedos.
I try to pretend it's not horrible. Works everytime!
I hate Disney movies, my children have never seen a Disney movie, and have never asked to go. Thank goodness!
I hate when on a trip the kids were mostly on their phones, sometimes pretending they're not...looking down at their pocket, or belt where their phone is.
Road trip, phone
Hotel room , phone
Waiting on line anywhere, phone
Eating, phone
Rookie
Sometimes when you watch comedians they are less funny than if you just heard them on streaming apps, but Jim is sooo funny, his mannerisms, the way he wobbles his mic in front of his face on some jokes, love everything about him ❤ He's a comedic genius
His delivery is top notch
I love when he whispers. Lol
And he’s quick and witty as heck too, you don’t really see it as much because he doesn’t really do crowd work on the large stage. However, after seeing him go toe to toe busting balls with Bill burr it only showed me how elite his comedic skills are all around.
A comedian standing toe to toe with Burrs quick witted insults is like a nba shooter not getting blown away in a 3 point contest with Steph Curry’s.
Jim liked your comment! I'm so jealous
@theresa I think it’s better if you watch him rather than just listening. He makes so many funny expressions and has such funny mannerisms. 😂
“We could eat something... and then get somethin’ to eat” Reminds me I used to say “man, I’m so full. What’s for dessert?”
My sister eats before she eats! True story!
What about second breakfast?
@@margaritaalvarez3766 easy Pippin and Merry.
Robert Houston Fortunately, my sister has a very high metabolism and can eat often, just like a Hobbit! Lucky her!
@@margaritaalvarez3766 : Not fair! 😥
I always remember the line from Jurassic park when Hammond likened it to Disney world and Jeff Goldblum says "Yeah but at the end of Pirates of the Caribbean the Pirates don't eat the tourists".
So... what are you saying about Disney? Are they keeping a small percentage of the visitors in order to feed their staff?
LOL. Disney just eats all your money.😻
@@kritikitti3868 Case in point, their reopening today.
@BabyUnicornio Tou-freaking-che.
Remember when someone would come back from a vacation and want to show you their slides?
Out of all the people I have known, only one couple ever brought back interesting pictures. Only One!
I did that once until I saw my friends eyes glaze over. That made me stop lol
Or, you come back from vacation with 4 rolls of film that you keep putting off taking to get developed (or just forgetting). Then you finally do 6 months later. But there was another roll that was still in the camera that finally got developed two years later, after the next vacation.
On their roll of computers?
Remember THAT, Earl.
Thank you for your gift of laughter during these times.
Your stuff makes me laugh out loud until I cry right here all by myself in my living room.. too funny
“Unbelievable, the cat’s asleep!! *click*”
Lmao, I’m so guilty of that! 😂
"Best ride was the air conditioned bus back to the airport!"
So do I man I don't want to go back there again that place is darkness slanderous ruinous that's where Donald Trump wants to be it's a happy zone I don't want to be a part of it anymore it's where the celebrity thing is where hedonism sex is and the devil Bitcoin all that s*** resides in I don't want to be hit I'd rather be in the darkness away from it all way in a squalorous place living poor destitute sick dying alone that is freedom.
😂😂😂😂
A/C bus back to the hotel is nice too
Thank god you repeated what Jim had said! You retyping it is sooooo much funnier!
Standing in line at DMV ----- on surface of the sun.... Too true!!! 😃😄😅
Watching this on the bus on a Disney vacation and I can't agree more!!!! Granted I did this to myself and not because of children and I 100% embrace my weirdness, but I am SUFFERING for my entertainment!
If forced back on another disney "vacation" I would spend every bit of time I could on the carousel of progress. You sit in a comfy seat, in a darkened room, with strong air conditioning for about twenty minutes at a go, and I'm pretty sure it never has a line for more than 5 minutes.
Bruh... Genius!
the song is annoying though
"There's a great big beautiful tomorrow!"
I live 30 minutes from Disney World and stop going years ago. The CEO was/is making millions each year and the workers can qualify for food stamps. When I worked at the Orlando airport I would see families coming in that it would take them a decade to pay for the trip...Some how It went from an affordable fun family time to an overly priced trip.....
If you took that Millions the CEO was making and spread it out to the workers it's not that much money
“Like standing in line at the DMV on the surface of the sun.” That’s why I moved outta that swamp 20+ years ago. Unfortunately, I still have family there. We just tell our kids they all died down there.
I mean it’s gonna be true given the current state of things down there
Or tell your kids the state is full
I'm still here and getting tired of the hurricanes and soo many dumb asses are not wearing masks
Steven Lindsey Mmk Steven I’m not gonna bother with you in any capacity lmao
Steven Lindsey; OK, let's say 300 million people in the US get Covid 19, that means ~3 million people die & millions more are physically damaged for life. Not a great idea.
“They’re called weirdos...” 🤣🤣🤣
Valentina Fenton I have a coworker who brings his daughter every year, but I think it’s just his excuse to go.
Ugggh.... Relatives without kids that go several times a year. Very nice people but...
I loved the " I have a full batman room, but those guys are weirdos!! " LMAO!
"I should call my wife & tell her I love her..." Gets me every time! LOL
Thanks for the laughs Jim!
“It was either this or send you to college.”
Thank you Jim for being you! I so enjoy the comedy shows!❤️
Oh my goodness I was in line outside the DMV for three hours yesterday and I literally said “this is like training for universal studios”
Oh my gosh! Thank you Jim and Jeanie! You have made my days lighter and I love you for it! I'm a widow with six kids and so I entirely relate to your family situation. Except that I had it worse LOL! Thank you for brightening my day everyday and love and hugs to the kids
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
"You ever see a photo of yourself and it kinda ruins your day ?" > 5:48 YEP ! !
You are the very best comedian in this troubling time. Thanks for being you, Jim.
you're standing in line at Disney?
You are great, thanks for sharing!
Disney is brutal. I feel you probably will have a bit all about the fast passes and those pay with some random wristbands things. I am laughing just imagingin what you would be saying. Happiest part of Disney World was when my kids said they didn't want to go back :) my wallet hollared Hallelujah!
Sup Walter! I have watched a lot of your videos! Nice to see you post
Never been. Last place on earth I want to go to. Hate crowds, don't even like standing in line at the bank. Hate Disney characters. Give me a drink and a book.
Wolters world....fancy seeing you here 😄
Remember, negativity is contagious. If you are miserable and in a bad mood on vacation, chances are your kids will be the same way and ruin the vacation.
We are so blessed to have as great a comedian as Jim, he’s very funny and anyone any age can watch him and enjoy. It’s very hard to get people to laugh without cutting part of society down and using lots of cheap shot vulgarity. Yeah! Jim Gaffigan. Thank you sir and thank you so much for your videos during this very uncomfortable time. I wish you lived near Gainesville Florida so I could go see you in person that would be fabulous.
"I should call my wife and tell her I love her!"
Why am I always checking out Jim Gaffigan's sneakers? Jim is FUNNY as usual. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Sneaker game is strong, I always look too lol
Haha...I always check to see if he’s wearing his red sneakers.
Jim, you are a comic genius! One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time, IMO! Just brilliant how you take musings on everyday relatable mundane occurrences and create comedy gold. Your facial expressions, voices and intonations are so funny, whimsical and silly that I can watch a video of your routine that I have seen many times before and still laugh!
Totalhipstthuplasty
Thankyou Jim you make my life happy!!!
Jim Gaffigan: "Adults who go to Disneyland by themselves are absolutely crazy!"
Me: *"Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with."*
But NOT offended at all…. adults at Disney? We’re living our best life. 😂😂 You do You! Me, it’s my Catholic faith, Family and Disney. Lol ⭐️✨💫
Let’s get something to eat and then we can go get something to eat. 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
Another laugh out loud start to the day! Thanks Jim😂. After that “vacation” you need a vacation. Lol
Thanks so much to you and your family for helping me get through this pandemic! Your daily posts are always a bright spot I can look forward to.
Totally accurate! I'm the Dumbo! 🤣
“I’m the dumbo.” What a Twilight Zone moment. 2:00
I’m one of those adults - and loved this! Not many places you can go, walk a total of 50-60 miles in 100 plus heat, stand still in line for even more miles, eat the crappiest food ever (despite those food blogs) and drop 5 grand in one week. I should join the Army.
I live in Florida and Disney has not updated since we did GradNight back in the day. 😂😂It needs a paint job, the cast needs new outfits, what in the hello are you doing with my 100 per person ticket, even a 4 year old cost 100.00. It’s gotten way over priced. Save your money and go to Disney Springs, it’s FREE TO GET IN. Go at night it’s beautiful.
I should probably call my wife and tell her I love her! 😂
I have more pictures of my kids than my father ever looked at me rofl 🤣 I can relate
2:00 I quote, "I'm the Dumbo!" frequently to my husband regarding my parenting (four kids) 😂
This aged so well. Most of what he said is still true. Except for the photo sizes. Now we all have high-quality pictures of my food.
You are awesome.
Hahahahaha.... Laughs of the day... Thank you, Jim.
If you’re really organized you download the photos on a memory stick which has now become “the box of photos” Great video and all relatable.
"Unbelievable! The cat's asleep" - it me! 😂
Your "It me!" is hilarious to me because there's a comic where the lady shows her cat its reflection in the mirror and says "It you!" And the cat sees itself as royalty with a little crown and all. 😺👑
@@sashimicat9105 Cute!
You got me to have my first real laugh of the week. Thank you so much. It felt good.
I was stuck in "It's a Small World " for 1 1/2 hours, there was a problem. I still hear that song in my head that was 45 years ago....
Disney, Oh Good🤣
instead of enjoying the moment let’s take pictures! lol love Jim’s stand up, no matter how many times i see it!
I love how you use two fingers to demonstrate taking a photo... There's a hidden meaning in that... Isn't there. Either that or... Ya, your going to hell.😊 keep us laughing.
Wow! Just left disney. It's scary how spot on this is. Thanks Jim for helping me. I'm so miserable after this trip. But you sir had me hysterical
I am always glad when vacation is over so I can relax!
Jim, I stood in line for four hours before watching just to simulate the experience more better.
Just started watching You! You are the funniest person on the planet! My face hurts!
Glad yall are learning what a hole Disney is... and it is also very hard on employees and their MARRIAGES😡.
LEARNED THE HARD way
Love all of your stands up!!!!
Hey Jim you are by far the funniest stand up comedian I have ever watched. One day I plan on visiting your comedy show. You should consider doing late night TV. I have no doubt you would be the King of Late Night!
Love your work, Jim. Thanks for all the laughs!
I like his approach it’s so numerous about his view of life...no lousy words most of the time.
I have heard your Disney experience w the family, but spot on with all the laptops turning into different photo albums! Love it!
I love these stand up vids! Keep them coming!
U know, he is not just joking. He wants to discuss certain things.
My side hurt from laughing. So true!
Got stuck for 45min on "It's a Small World"...talk about TORTURE!!
There’s something about the way he says “not that interesting” during the photo part that is absolutely hysterical 😂
Look, the cat's asleep!! Snap pictures!! Hahahaha 🤣 😂! Lol 😅😆!
Thankyou for this. I really needed this
“Dumbo!!” 😅😂
Last half dozen times at D/L I sat around waiting for my kids, while they waited in line. Each time I was thinking, this is the last time........ Guess I love em!
Jim speaks the trurh. Pearents go out of their way to make time with, and have fun with their children. But they complain every time, and it sours the mood.
More Disney, so much material out there
Thanks for ALL the laughs!!!
Thsi is one of my all time favorites!
I’m not the first comedian/poet/performer to compare Florida in the summertime to the surface of the sun. I moved to Florida this May and it feels like I’m living in a kiln the size of Great Britain 🇬🇧 decked out like a swampy jungle.
It’s a small world after all, and it’s smaaaaaaaller now!
I was at the New York World's Fair where "It's a Small World" was introduced. The bar-none BIGGEST mistake of my young teen life was going on that ride. You get to hear the mind-numbing music in every known language sung by little robots in national costume. It's the closest I've ever come to a psychotic episode. After exiting that ride, I NEVER wanted to hear that song again...and, yet, over 55 years later, that miserable ditty is STILL in my head...rising at the most inopportune times to mock my intellect.
Great set!😁
I had a weird dream last night that Jim Gaffigan was a time lord. I think I’ve been watching too many of your videos
Orrrrr.....maybe it wasn't a dream🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here now. Just watched this and it made me feel better. It’s all true
Thanks Jim I needed this!!!!
Just got back from Disney this guy is so precise. He says in words what i was thinking all day. 15$ popcorn .300 dinner for 3 people of stuff i would get at dennys so 2k later the ride back from the airport in the car was the best ride! Who why goes to this place..ya magic kingdom..they magically made me broke and need therapy..save money and blind fold your kids take them bowling and say ya i expected more
When I went to Busch Gardens Tampa Bay back in late 70s when I went to USF (which was literally across the street), you could go see the animals, ride the rides, and get pie-eyed drinking free samples of fresh beer from their on-site brewery! The odor of the fermentation process would linger in the FL air and in your clothes!
"How about a bumper car goes into a dark room and there's a picture of Winnie The Pooh?" I better not have any liquid in my mouth for that one lmao!
Dead on the money about seeing yourself in a photo LOL
Me when anyone asks me to subscribe:
When Jim Gaffigan does:
*DONE* *in a heartbeat*
I’ve been on “It’s a small world” ride trippin off mushrooms back in the day. This always hits home for me.
I might be a "weirdo" lol. I embrace it though. I'm happily engaged to another weirdo so, look out world!!
You have asked repeatedly what we prefer but I have to say its the variety of what you present that is what I like. The not knowing what is next that makes me come back. Maybe it will be another episode of Pale Force - which I think its brilliant - maybe it will be a stand-up set from the grand old archive; those are always welcome too. Maybe it will be a cooking thing or something with the kids. It almost doesn't matter. While some things are funnier that others, it always feels like time well spent.
I'm almost 60 and never went to either Disney in my life. Thx for confirming my sound behavior. 😂😂😂
Amen.
Yup, always a good life you live when you don't experience something and then some comedian tells a joke and that's all the justification you need. "Whew glad I missed out on that!"
I love this! Haha. I think my me and my husband are weirdoes then😂
It's my husband and I are weirdos.
You went to Orlando in July and waited 115 min for Dumbo... with kids?? I wouldn’t even do that, and I practically give Disney my money.
I used to be on a major guilt trip for not taking kids to Disney. It was too exhausting for us to be a vacation. Now kids are teenagers they say they never cared about Disney in the first place.
My absolute favorite routine.
Hilarious. And every word of it true. I go to Disney without kids!!!!!
Hi Jim , I couldn't never afford to go too Disney land. , I always love watching your stand-up shows about all kinds of subjects , very funny my friend !!!! 👍😂😂😂👏👏👏❤
I recently learned there are adults who go to Disney without children. Wtf?
Who in the world would have gave this a thumbs down? Oh right Goofy, Pluto, and Minnie!!!!
Imagine wearing those costumes in the heat😿
And Daisy, Donald, and Mickey
I know it's a hundred and ten out here but these fries taste great!!! Awesome!!!
Great stuff! Thanks for posting
And wait on lines for 2 hrs!!!