"The Pepperoni Thief" -MBMBAM Animatic
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
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this video was drawn completely on my iPad Pro 11" with apple pencil, in Clip Studio Paint and was edited in iMovie.
thank you for actually reading the description. also this is the ... third? fourth? animatic i've done on pizza lmao
This is the equivalent of eating spaghetti with someone and scooping off ALL THE MARINARA AND MEATBALLS AND PUTING IT ON YOUR PLATE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS and being surprised when the other person gets upset.
yes it is. thank you.
total agree. if I was hosting a party and one person decided to just steal all of the toppings from basically any food, they're getting kicked out on the spot
Why tf do you put marinara sauce on spaghetti???
@@aldar8240 fucking pasta sauce
Not even surprised! Getting OFFENDED when they get upset at you for your egregious act
Sometimes in an yahoo you hear from a human being whose psyche is SO far away from yours (and I would argue general society,) that it absolutely boggles the mind.
Honestly this person sounds like a narcaist.
@@quayzar1 The end of the question really shows they didn’t come there for advice, they came seeking validation and agreement.
honestly like hearing how this person tries to justify their actions.... is fucking insane.
I feel like a lot of people (including myself) are like. The opposite of this and don’t ask for anything bcz you feel like the host has already done so much and you don’t wanna bother
So.......yeah we've sussed this individual out. They're from space, they're a Mork or something and think this is how pizza do, right? Cos this is a spaceman level of misunderstanding of etiquette at the very least.
This is the worst kind of person, who goes to a party and does whatever they want because "I'm the guest" and gets mad when someone calls them out for their BS. What an ass. Amazing animation tho, your work is always supremely entertaining :D
Okay, yes, because the thing is, a party implies, it’s more than just the host and one guest, surely there were other guests there, who would have enjoyed having a pepperoni pizza, right?
Basically a customer is always right person but the next level
Not only that, to take all the pepperoni it means he TOUCHED all the pizza slices to do it 🤮
Pretty sure the question was a joke.
@@sorio99 Yahoo Answers discovers the Tragedy of the Commons
The pronunciation of "pepparo-nis" is quite funny to me
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Pepparoknees
Pepparonis Patronis
A singular pepperonus
rhymes with "You should know this"
What is _wrong_ with this person? To fucking steal everyone's spicy good time of the flesh of the earth, this _gift_ Artemis has so kindly graced us with, the perfect combination of texture and flavor that salami can only dream of being, and then act like the one brave enough to call them out is at fault? Unforgivable.
i love this comment omfg
I love the assertion that the goddess of the hunt used archery to kill a farmer’s pig to bring you the gift of pepperonis
It's one of the chief regrets of my life that I can no longer partake of the peppered ronis, gifted to us by a goddess.
@Ties de Jong I just assume I angered some kind of witch. I would apologize but since I don't use Twitter it's just real hard.
Also why the fuck dont they just buy and eat a whole salami? Like why guck around with the single slice anyway?
I don't think the question asker really needs to worry as they will never be invited to a party again.
Seriously, wouldn't let that bastard anywhere near my place after doing that.
But I wasn't caught, so you don't know who stole the pepperoni
@@ginaparks2775i would notice the fella with a slice full of pepper-onis
If you touch a slice of pizza that you aren't eating, you need your fingers cut off. Don't touch food that isn't yours. People. Yeesh.
In agreement.
Yeah that's a fair punishment
@Danielle Anderson Briefly touching the crust of one slice to remove another is hardly comparable to getting them mits all up in that cheese and sauce as one needs to do to get them ronni boys. You can only do that with a mutual agreement between the pizza parties involved.
@Danielle Anderson You should never dig your sausuge fingers into someone elses meal. picking up a slice and giving it to someone is fine, but going in and taking a topping of is weird and nasty. you don't steal the toppings off of someone's sandwich and put it on your own.
Yeah this was true before covid, and especially now
This question makes me so mad I'm shaking. I'm shook to my core. Like, this is such an easy problem to solve! This person was INVITED to this party. So they knew beforehand that there was a party happening and I assume they also knew there would be pizza at said party. All they had to do is go "hey, bud, I loooOOoOoOve pepperoni, can you order those bad boys (the pizzas) with EXTRA PEPPERONI?" I'm going to be mad for the rest of the day. Nobody talk to me.
It's been twenty-two hours. Are you still mad, and should I be talking to you?
@@KraisonFrameworks I'm mad all over again remembering this
@@DownWithEarthStudios Very fair.
@@DownWithEarthStudios so that's another 24 hours
@@DownWithEarthStudios you still pissed?
I’ve listened to the Garfield monstrosity episode and this is still the most disgusted I have been at a question asker.
At first I thought you were referring to Garfield Eats…… and then I remembered
Oh god what’s the Garfield question
@@sidereumcantor1525 If you don't know, you are probably going to be happier not knowing. Don't Google it unless you feel the need for some dark knowledge to burden you.
No, the worst one is the infamous sock question during that one live show.
Luckily it was YAHOO and not a question asker, and as we all know, YAHOO askers are not exactly what one would define as "people".
i genuinely cannot explain this statement but they have the perfect voices for talking about pizza
i agree
I got so irrationally angry when I first heard this one. Or possibly rationally angry. Yeah.
Very rationally angry. One of the few instances of completely rational apoplectic rage, actually.
Totally rational. On top of the fact that they stole all the pepperonis, they *touched* every last piece of 'za to do so. A crime that's deserving of no less than banishment from the party.
@@msthecommentator2863 Death. Bury them in the backyard.
Only time I will pick pepperoni off a pizza slice it’s because that’s my pizza slice and I’m a vegetarian and other people get extra pepperoness
You are a hero who chooses not to contaminate the pizza with vegables AND donate your peperonnis? Bless you
@@smiff3429 I unironically love that you called them vegables
I wouldn’t be able to eat it if meat had been on it 🥴
I personally can't eat pizza that has had meat on it but good on you, out here doin the lord's work
Divines bless your kind heart
Well, my graveyard shift just got a bit better.
SAME
My early morning routine just got a bit better! :D
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Make sure 5o look for fishers in the graveyars shift
I have horrific acid reflux and one of the main things my doctor told me to as a child was that if i was to eat pizza to dab it with a paper towel or napkin to get the grease. Ive never considered that anyone would find that rude, like yeah the grease taste good but like.. it hurts me so bad
To be fair they do immediately relent and say you have to do this. There are some people who say asking for a smaller piece of cake is rude.
@@Nionivek oh, ya know what you're right lol
I got defensive instead of listening, tbf its superficial at best. I know the good boys arent truly judging me, and if anyone truly were to be upset about me degreasing a pizza well i dont think id allow myself to like be around them very much.
And yeah? I.. cant imagine caring enough to be made about cake sizing lmaoo
I'm on your side tbh sometimes people are picky eaters and that's okay. (And sometimes people are assholes who steal all the pepperonis)
There is, however, a presumptuous subset of people who will take the grease off *all* the pepperoni from the whole pizza when preparing it. I know because my grandma is one of them. She'll literally microwave the pepperoni beforehand, soak off the grease, and then put it on the pizza to cook.
@@Overcrox im fucking dead, wow that made my night lmfao
What.. uh does a degreased pepperoni taste like?
This is obscene for all of the above reasons, but also consider that pizza cheese sticks to them pepperonis! so this person has forced their neighbors to eat, not cheese pizza, but sad marinara fingerprint crusts D:
You think the the pepperoni thief and the ravioli monster would get along?
Oh absolutely, now the real question is, do they have a mutual love of calzones? Because it's a common
ground between pizza and ravioli
@@emmettmcnally740 I think they find a mutal appreciation of both pepperoni and packets of food, fall in love, and open a calzone restaurant
@@alexfelton5299 they open an Italian restaurant, but the plot to how it happens is the same as that one Italian commercial where the old lady basically sees the back and forth between two women and just yells at them to kiss already and helps them open their restaurant
They are yin and yang. One is too scared to steal even a single pocket, the other gleefully takes pepperonis all for themselves.
Get 22 slice guy in here
Stealing all the pepperoni is EVIL and I will not be debating the topic.
Geo...surely Travis wasnt gonna fold the pizza.. outwards??? I'm uncomfortable..
That being said, excellent video, I always obsess over your new animations!
Also I think he was talking about starting with the entire pizza, not just one slice
People don’t think the pizza is dirty. They are dabbing up the grease cuz some of us have sensitive tummies
i think they were saying it shouldn't be that insulting to the host because by dabbing it you're not implying that it is unclean, like if you dabbed the couch before you sat down
Drowned by Peperonni will be a great name for a fancy pizzeria.
The way Griffin pronounces pepperonis sounds like an ancient Greek hero
Okay but I will say Justin is in the wrong here, dabbing up grease from pizza is perfectly fine, some people got acid reflux and don't need that in their life, be kind rewind
Grease-dabbing is not a commentary on the quality of the pizza maker, but commentary on the nature of pizza itself.
u just have to do it discreetly
One of those things where I understand the concept and when someone explains the action I go like "yeah, that seems perfectly reasonable", but if i were to see someone do it in real life it'd look like an alien eating pizza for the first time trying to keep it as clean as possible before consumption.
Maybe they, like myself, don't want a pile of amber garbage liquid getting in the way of their delicious hot cheese and spicy peppered discs. 🍕
Yup yup
what if I bring my own pepperoni in my pockets?
That’s probably fine, but make sure there’s a bag around them, otherwise your pants will get all nasty from the sausage oils
A. That neighbor will never invite you over ever again if you do that.
B. Are there other guests? Did you help pay for the pizza? If the first option is a yes, then absolutely not. If the second option is yes, then ask first. If both are a no, then once again asking first would be the natural response before just stealing all the toppings
C. You are absolutely in the wrong and being the rude one by doing such, not the host.
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If you were invited to my house and decided " Im going to take your expensive TV, You have to be a good host and let me" you would go to jail
If you came over and stole the pepperonis off of the pizza I bought to share , you should be punished the same by going to jail
I have never felt closer to my grandmother than in the moment I heard this for the first time and said, out loud, "Who *RAISED* you?!"
I adore that the ‘roni thief has freckles. Amazing video, always love your work Geo
Gonna preface this by saying love the animation as always. But THIS QUESTION THOUGH. You ever hear something that just makes you irrationally angry? I don't know this guy, I hopefully never will know this guy, but I have never had such a strong urge to kick someone's ass before. WHO DOES THIS!? WHO DOES THIS AND THINKS IT'S NORMAL?!
Oh no. What you are feeling is *_completely_* rational anger.
The fact that this dipshit walked away with all of their teeth is a testament to the grace and serenity of their hosts, nothing more.
@@BoojumFed OKAY GOOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS
How the fuck did this person even get INVITED to a party? Cos you have to assume they are just LIKE this all the time. People like this dont just turn it off. Someone had to know they were like this and thought "I should invite the god of being an irritating dipshit to the party. That's a good idea, right?"
@@BlindErephon I'd give generous odds saying they were the unexpected +1. Either as a "first-time-meeting-outside-the-coffee-shop" date or the "our-babysitter-cancelled-on-us-last-minute" tag-along...
WHY DO THEY SAY PEPPERONIS LIKE THAT. IM DOING THAT NOW
They also ruined strawberries for me too
@@LemonScentedSharpie you mean strawBERries?
Or what about when they used to say pahnties
*DID THEY???*
@@burthens at least one episode the did. It may have been pre-100 though
I love that you continue to be the pizza themed mbmbam animator.
The fact that they deadass wrote “I like it, so why not” is fucking insane. How do you not realize that you’re a self centered prick when you steal all the pepperoni because you like it.
Amazing as always! ❤️ Please don't stop after UA-cam sends you your 100k friends award
Hey! Good to see you here! Love both of your stuff.
The reason you don't do that, is that you don't want any of the other guests (or the host) to take all the Peperoni off and eat it all alone. And being a guest at a private party is not like being a guest at a restaurant. They don't have to do anything to make you happy, they just choose to do some things for you and you better be grateful they paid for pizza.
The reason you don't do it is because it's like Skyrim, where all the guests turn hostile towards you. "Never should have come here!"
I used to work at Casey's making pizzas and I'll never forget the order I got for a pepperoni pizza with "as much pepperoni as you can put on it"
I loaded that bad boy up, there was not a single bit of visible pizza under the overlapping slices, it was *dripping* with pepperoni oils after baking, it was glorious. I did have to blot up some of the oil so it wouldn't soak straight through the box, but it was still an extremely moist 'za
Awesome, now I would not be tempted to steal pepperoni!
I disagree with Justin, though. I do not think there's anything rude in blotting grease off of your pizza. If you're like me with Crohns or some other intestinal issues, sometimes that extra bit of grease is the difference between three bathroom trips that night or six.
As a guy who will typically blot excess grease, I would say that If the pizza was homemade, then yes I would probably refrain from doing so to avoid being rude. But if it's delivery? Fuckin blot away. Especially if it's a pepperoni pizza, that's like the greasiest kind of pizza
There is absolutely nothing remotely rude about blotting the grease . I don’t know what they’re talking about lol
Completely agree. For me, it's like blowing on soup. "How dare you not enjoy my gnocci at the exact temperature my stove made !?"
I tend to just hold up my slice vertically and let it drip off until I feel comfortable taking a bite (or until the cheese tries to slide off). Sometimes I'll draw smiley faces on my plate with the oil like a genuine Pizzasso
@@RhysezPieces XD now you're making it a production (not that I mind)
I love that we have all just accepted that Travis is a wizard at this point
I like how the pepperoni thief person just looks like the type of this person to do that. I don’t know if what the actual question asker looks like, but your animated person just looks like the exact person I would believe asked the question. You are truly talented!
Ok here is my serious answer to the question: IF you MUST steal pepperoni to transfer to yours... You at most can transfer one slice worth. Preferably from someone who picked the pepperoni off.
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Also if you picked ALL the pepperoni on a pizza for your slice... You are at fault. Guest Privilege doesn't extend to you being blatantly rude.
Taking all of the pepperonis off of a shared pizza and keeping them for yourself sounds like the plot to a fucking Kirby: Right Back At Ya episode
FR question asker is a God damn monster.
The real move is to take 1-2 pepperonis from your own other slices and put them on a single mega slice and eat that one last
RIP, Yahoo Answers. You will never provide us further questions from whoever the heck this was and their clearly abby normal brain.
0:53 I just aged like 50 years seeing that meme again, holy shit! 😂
Reminds me of a simpler time in my youth... 👵🏻
same 🧓🏻
i really enjoy how all the comments on this video are just blind rage at the question asker. this segment activates anger 2.
anger 2: electric boogaloo
All I can say is the neighbor is way nicer than I would be. That would be a "I think you should leave moment." Putting aside how rude it is to demand all the pepperoni for yourself, you have to put your nasty hands all over the pizza.
love that the pepperoni thief is the same character as the graveyard fisher.
the asks definitely the same energy
I cant fathom someone wanting a mouthful of grease to work through before you can get to the delicious cheese i always dab it off
I'd put both of my dollars on this guy being the kid who swaps from "I'm a guest we have to do what I want." to "It's my house we have to do what I want."
This type of person is why we're still stuck inside a year and half later.
I literally finished listening to this bit as I got the notification.
I had a friend lick all the icing off cupcakes I brought over once. There were 16 cupcakes, and in the time it took for me to go to the bathroom, he licked the icing off of every single one. He then tried to justify it in a similar way to this article. This kind of person exists.
_LICKED???_
also, him waiting to strike until you left for a minute implies he KNEW it was unacceptable
Your animation is delightful as always and makes me happier than I can possibly be when audio makes me actually fill with rage. May I ask you to please please do the live broadcast of the ludicrous 7 birds - I think of that household and those crazy killer birds atleast once a week and wonder if I dreamed that in a fugue state
how can these boys be so calm talking about such an absolute atrocity?
I think this person should just take a package of pepperonis to every party they go to
I am so mind-boggled when people are like “I’m the guest so I should get everything I want” just because I was taught the opposite mindset: “These people invited me into their home and are feeding me, I need to be extra courteous to them in return.” You can’t impose your own personal rules in someone else’s home. That makes no sense to me, especially when you aren’t the only guest.
When I listen to MBMBAM I picture your drawings talking more often than I think about what the men actually look like.
I love all the details! From Griffin's gravity falls shirt to Travis' nails! Such fun animation!
Griffins mystery shack Tshirt is giving me life
Lol, that first line is from when Griffin yelled at the trash collectors outside telling them to do a volcano. This animation fucking owns bones btw
Love love love this channel dearly. Thank you for the continued uploads. Can we, at some point in the future, get an animated of the first Quora reading by Griffin?
That would be awesome!
I like that you gave them little pepperoni freckles all over, really added to the theme of the question
Thank you for making this! I love your content and you do a great job with the McElboys!
This also implies that the person has touched every single slice of that pizza in order to remove the pepperoni so like... even just with that alone it’s definitely rude and also gross
1. That's a sure fire way to let everyone know you're a sociopath.
2. You could just bring your own bag of pepperoni so that you could just put some on your slices.
"HEY BABE! BABE PUT SOME PANTS ON! A NEW GIOTHEBIO DROPPED"
travis being consumed by the pepperoni pile was absolutely beautiful great fucking work again geo
this ignited a deep seated feeling in me that i cannot identify...
The UA-cam algorithm hit me with a cheese ad at the end of this video. I guess they were all out of pepperoni ads.
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I love your work!
Love all your videos, you're awesome geothebio 🥰💖
if you want extra pepperonis on your pizza, just grab a lil thing of the pre sliced stuff and put it on your slice
I dab my pizza off with a napkin cuz I’ve been fooled too many times into chowin’ down on what I believed to be an innocent slice of za when in fact what I had actually put my gob around was a bready vat of boiling oil and tbh I deserve better
like it's not even about taking all the pepperoni. It tears up the cheese and makes a mess, and they touched every piece with their hands
While Griffin was doing Pythagaronis Math and both the other brothers HMMM'd at the same time...
I felt that.
Loved the shot of Professor Griffin with the tie-dye coat.
"MY RUDE NEIGHBORS" FROM THE MAN THAT STOLE ALL THE PEPERONIS FROM THE PIZZA THAT HE DIDN'T PAY FOR. IT FUCKING HURTS.
Travis drowning in the pepperonis is 👩🍳 👌
Cowardly of you to not animate Travis (Yahoo Answers user) as Travis (McElroy)
"Some people shouldn't entertain."
No, some people shouldn't be invited to parties, you've made that much perfectly clear, 'roni thief.
Amazing. I adore Travis drowning in pepperoni 😂😂
I made the mistake of thinking I could watch one last short video before bed. But now im too angry, who steals pizza toppings?
Please. I'm begging you to please animate the "Off to see The Lizard" segment. Your art is amazing and i think you could make that bit even more hilarious than it already is
"And then you fold it in half until it disappears" made me laugh so hard no noise was coming out
wow geo you really bioed this one!!! bioed again!!!!!
Congrats on 100k geothebio :)
Blotting up all the grease is not rude. If I dont do that I'll get heartburn, so it's either that or I dont eat your grease flood you demand to call a pizza.
This person doesn’t even consider that someone else at the party loves pepperoni too?
"Eat all the pepperonis" like...sent me back in time lol
It's 4 in the morning, but this is more important than sleep
this is my first time hearing people take oil off their pizza with NAPKINS what........
oh yeah my mom used to do it, it was a huge diet fad thing in the early 2000s
i think a fair few ppl developed it as a habit eating school lunch pizza- ours was basically inedible if you didn't
Yeah....I've done it....sometimes you can just see the POOLS of oil and it is gross. Za is already messy enough without all that extra oil to come dripping off
For some people dabbing the grease up is the difference between enjoying pizza with no consequence and your stomach acid turning into molten lava at three am.
I’m guilty of this! I can’t eat something that’s so excessively oily that there are just puddles of the stuff on the surface, because it makes me physically feel gross if I eat that much oil
I get so happy when I see your animations
Pizza crime is eternal, I will personally see to it that Boy Mayor and Totino have you exiled.
no jury would convict the pizza host for murdering the pepperoni thief in front of all the other guests
The only time i would accept a criticism, is if the person has some allergy that I didn't know about
This is a Karen. This is the person who says the customer is always right. Don’t be this person.
The customer is so rarely right it's a wonder that they got themselves to the store without professional help.
@@BoojumFed Speaking as a coordinator in retail, the customer is always *Fucking Wrong*
I used to be a chocolate maker, I once had a customer tell me that I was spelling cacao wrong.
@@keters159 mercy, I beg of you
@@keters159 Are we sure they understood that you were a chocolatier and not a different sort of 'candy man'?
if I get too much grease smeared around my mouth I get acne and cold sores. calm down, Justin!
You have to fold the pizza in half 7 times
the phrasing of the original question makes me think they were taking the piss, but maybe I just choose to believe that rather than deal with like...the utter shittery that this human being would be, should they exist.
When I was a kid , I used to take not all but a large amount of the pepperoni, it got to the point we're my parents would say "ok all PLEASE don't take pepperoni of a piece you aren't eating"😂