Of course Mark, someone who was going into engineering, would be the one to suggest something so insane yet technically functional. Engineering in a nutshell.
The entire reason for getting an engineering degree. Not for any of that _boring_ job stuff, it's so you can do more stupid stuff while looking like you know what you're doing
"it's fine it's fine, I'll sleep up high, good air up high, it'll be fine." this fits mark so perfectly I have no choice but to assume it's a direct quote.
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I mean yeah... that sounds about like your typical pair of college roomates. We live off rammen noodles which is the equivalent of human dogfood and develop muscle at a terrifying rate. People say fuck around and find out. But because being an adult involves you learning stuff, it's in fact more like life advice at that point.
As a person who lived in a dorm exclusively with engineers, this whole situation, including them using plastic clothes hangers and the bed being a foot from the ceiling is completely something that would happen
This animator was the first person that I've ever seen who scaled Mark and Bob properly instead of making them the same size... to the point where it's actually weird to see it like this.
Whenever Bob impersonates Mark saying "it's fine it's fine, I'll sleep up high, good air up high, it'll be fine." just makes me die laughing all the time. It's just the way he said it that's so funny.
@@GamingWithHajimemes I guess so. The plastic was likely more durable against downward pressure than it would be against being bent and snapped. Which I'm sure there are terms for, but I forget what they're called.
This man has shaped 32 million peoples childhoods! 32 million people look/looked up to this man who wanted to loft beds and used clothes hangers to hold his bed into place. That’s just great
Imagine my surprise when I, a new college freshman, learn not only did Markiplier go to the same college as me, but lived in the same dorm as well. There is a not zero chance that I sleep on the same bed or bedframe that Markiplier did.
Suddenly a fear of heights would be a thing of the past. Because everything would be 2000 feet in the air at the ground floor. Nobody would be scared of heights ever again. Because they'd forget how to fear heights.
The absolute best part of this story: nothing ever goes wrong. Even after this, when they’re talking about how the guy upstairs was getting it on all the time and Mark practically had his nose in the sex, like the mighty Atlas, that plastic pin never falters or breaks.
As a recent college graduate, I can say, without a doubt, that this is exactly the kind of logic to expect out of two, intelligent, creative individuals. Brain for book? Yes. Brain for put bed together? No. No. All brain go to book, none left for build.
Oh my god literally my first year in uni I lived in a dorm and didn’t get a nightstand so I used a cardboard box some of my stuff came in form home. When I videoed my mother for the first time she was like “you’re gonna spill something on it or it’s just gonna smush” and while I did spill tea and water on it multiple times it was still perfect. I used it in my next year’s move and started using it as my nightstand in the next place (student housing has a serious nightstand deficiency y’all), but when mom saw it she ordered an actual nightstand from ikea with delivery, so I couldn’t refuse it 😂
But that's what you do when you're in college and think you're immortal still. You may live to learn you're NOT immortal, just immoral though if you're lucky.
I'm kinda disappointed that they didn't animate Mark falling out of the top bunk but my God, I love this so much. Probably one of my top favorite episodes so far
People are giving Mark shit for using the plastic hanger parts as the metal pins, but let’s take a moment to acknowledge that Bob, the one who is usually the voice of reason of the Peens, agreed!
the voice of reason agreeing to what sounds like one of the worst life decisions ever is how you know it's actually somehow a good idea that will work out in the most questionable ways
@@josse13579yeah, bob and mark met during their freshman year when they roomed together. this is probably their First year together learning about each othwr.
As a college freshman in engineering, can confirm: a plastic hanger will *definitely* hold up an entire bed and the human on top of it with frequent use for long hours at a time *just like* a metal pin. I'm definitely not questioning how still he had to be up there to not shatter that whole hanger like a prehistoric femur.
By far the best thing about Mark and Bob’s relationship is how Mark keeps messing around when Bob is saying something serious which makes the two comedy gold.
Being employed as an engineer for 10 years, and having a Bachelors in mechanical engineering, most of the commentary makes me believe most people don't know any engineers. This sounds exactly like an engineer.
Mabey I'm just born an engineer or something cause I thought this was the normal logical solution that he did 😂 cause I have replaced plastic pins on something with metal from cut up sewing needles (the pegs that hold the kickstand in my tablet broke) I heated the ends up and stook them in the spot where the pegs were and it's stronger than before but the point is I just immediately was able to come up with that which I find really confusing like where did it come from how did I know to do that ????
I know right! Everyone here's all haha-dumb-plastic can't replace metal! ... But there was never any problem; It worked as per required for the entire duration!
WE USE WHAT WE CAN FIND AND IF IT DOESN'T WORK..... WE USE DUCT TAPE OR WD-40 UNTIL IT KINDA WORKS! SCREW TRYING SOMETHING ELSE, WE'VE GOT TOO MUCH COURSEWORK TO FINISH UP! I JUST WANNA SLEEP... UP SO FUCKING DAMN HIGH!
I was just thinking this is solidly something my engineer husband and I would have done back in the day. The number of times we've shouted the phrase "It works! Don't touch it!"...
I was on a college tour recently, and when they were showing us the dorms, I noticed the holes for the pins in the legs of the beds, and I had to strain to not start giggling because all I could think about was this story.
Surprised they didn’t include the next part. Where Mark was an inch away from the ceiling and could hear the people doing “stuff” upstairs so much he wanted to congratulate the guy.
@@CombustibL oh yes, literally just this week I turned in an assignment for my Digital Systems class that definitely wasn't perfect and I probably could've made it perfect, but like, that would've taken effort and shit so... in my defense I had exams to study for... in my not defense that isn't what I spent that spare time doing though
Hold My Beer, Bob's Fridge, and the kayak trip are my top three favorite episodes. Something about Bob being super peeved/exasperated/disbelieving is just comedy gold.
As someone who also went to school for engineering, this is *entirely* on brand for engineering students: the ability to improvise solutions and jury-rig shit together with minimal preparation, and a total disregard for common sense. Also you tend not to learn about things like "stress" or "tensile strength" until your second year.
@@Supermutant6112 I may not be an engineering major but from my wast amounts of knowledge I'm assuming that you with your engineering degree with also concurred that thin cheap plastic should hold just about as good as refined Steel
Mark: an engineer Also mark: uses plastic pins that are weak enough to be cut with scissors as supports for the bed. Im with Wade on this. How are you still alive?
@@moimoiyoop, well... to be fair, my college didn't have dorms. Different country, not the U.S. On the other hand, I just said "collapse" for dramatic effect, though you probably only need the legs to become misaligned during sleep for the poor dude sleeping below to end up sandwich between the beds. Broken ribs. Maybe? Head concussion. Also likely. Death? Cannot be discarded. Unless those beds aren't as heavy as I thought.
Everyone who's watching this, PLEASE go listen to the rest of the college stories they talked about. Honestly one of my favorite podcast episodes to date, it's SO hilarious
I love how they instantly started feeding off of each other's chaotic energy, and the fact Bob was able to perfectly quote Mark so well to the point I had no hesitation in believing this was an exact quote and how things went down speaks volumes on how close they are and how well they know each other.
One of my best friends is an engineer. Two of my roommates last year were in engineering. When I hear people talk and joke about engineers, I can tell they've never met one. This... sounds EXACTLY like an engineer. To do something bizarre but technically functional.
I really appreciate how Mark has always 1000% been the Mark we know and love, even in his college years. This entire story has Mark shenanigans written all over it. And every single thing that Bob described Mark doing or saying made me think "Yep.... that sounds about right."
When I look back on it, I think Mark just mellowed out a LOT. Like, he still has the same goofy ideas from over 10 years ago, he's just older and a little calmer.
Mark : "I could've been an Engineer !" [2:04] Also Mark : _(sees no problems with substituting an assembly bunk bed's factory grade metal pins with an improvised rod from a plastic clothes hanger he found in his college closet)_
Imagine Mark as a legit engineer building a complete legit bridge and then doesn’t have the right part and is like “YOU KNOW WHAT WORKED IN COLLEGE” And then somewhere in the world there’s a bridge that relies a bit on a plastic clothes hanger.
@@Plusle843 I was saying that your suggestion also worked with the joke that Mark would use unstable materials for engineer stuff. Didn’t mean to offend I guess.
@@IDrawSometimes__525 No offence, it just didn't work. How do you imagine a piece of ruler to work in any sort of big construction? Nevermind that clotheshanger didn't even carry any weight(except for one), it was actually about stabilising, keeping the legs of beds centered.
To be fair, he slept on a bed held up by a plastic clotheshanger for the rest of his school year. Like sure it wasn't built to last, but it fucking worked for as long as it needed to.
I remember that I and my older brother had our own separate bedframes, but when moving out of my grandmother's house to my mother's own house me, my older brother and younger brother all shared a room. So, to make more space, my mother opted to bunk my bed and my older brother's bed. This was a simple enough operation, they were the same design, big thicc wood legs going up to a halfass headboard that ended up forming a ladder pretty naturally. I was all for it, and kinda excited to see if I got the top bunk. Went up to my mother all like "DO I HAVE TOP BUNK????" And she was like "yeah, whatever." and I'm like "YEAAAH!" and climbed up that bed up to the top bunk... and wait a minute... that was my older brother's plushies. And his blanket. And pillowcase, and sheets... and... you know what? Forget it, just gonna take it all off and get my stuff up from the lower bunk. BECAUSE THE TOP BUNK IS MINE DAMN IT! I did keep that top bunk.
These three just have such an energy, Bob's willingness to go along with Mark's ideas. When Bob just says "Perfect. How big do you think they need to be?" I died. I can't stop giggling at the way Bob deliveres lines. I need to catch up on this podcast I forgot about this episode XD this is so well animated
I love the just _delightfully_ awkward way Mark is talking in the beginning. XP "You wanna LOFT ...the.... you wanna put the BEDS in a ..... l ..... on top? BUNK em?? You wanna BUNK the BEDS??" Beautiful. X3
Never underestimate the chaotic energy of a stressed out, sleep deprived college student that is hunting down any ounce of serotonin like a freaking bloodhound.
Mark's ability to not die is strikingly incredible. Like, it's not even his ability to stay alive, he just dodges very unhealthy choices HE comes up with.
Seriously. Same with the parkour story. He never saw a doctor for his horrendous injuries, either. I am constantly amazed that he's not either dead or dealing with chronic pain/disability. I'm terrified for the day his unbelievable luck runs out.
To be fair, with how small the pieces would have been, there likely would've been enough tensile strength to keep all of them from snapping or shearing, except maybe that extra long piece.
Lmao I love that I IMMEDIATELY knew where this was going. I was an RA in college and I had multiple residents who I found mid-bunking or other dangerous furniture “hacks” that could’ve been done same-day by just telling me so I could get maintenance. I love this.
@@bucciarati1873 my condolences brother. I made it past calculus and physics, hit a wall at differential equations and linear algebra. Now in I'm environmental science.
@@dragonreiver8929 I switched over to accounting. Figured I’d go for a career where the main skill I need is mathematics since I’ve always been good at it. I just didn’t have the ingenuity for engineering.
As someone currently living in a VERY similar apartment right now. I looked and saw the exact same mechanism in our beds... and I have plastic coat hangers. and I... I can see the mistakes. but I want to make them again.
I feel like I not only need to give credit to the animators for adding an Art Attack reference, but I feel like I need to give them an award... *I can't attach an opaque PNG of a trophy here though, so I'll trust them to get it off Google images*
To be quite fair, compression and torsion strength are completely different. It's the same reason concrete seems hard like a rock but collapses when there's too much strain pulling it apart. I'm no expert though, it's possible that the reason it held is different, but I'd guess it gives when cut, since it's soft, but being flexible and having the support of 3 other rods it was resistant to it sliding off and snapping (since the hole wouldn't be hard or sharp enough to cut it). I wouldn't bet on it lasting any longer than 2 years though, but still.
@@lucianoariasduval We know that the plastic is soft because they cut it. Imagine what would happen if the upper bed tilted a little. The weight would cause the plastic to bend and snap. There is a reason it's supposed to be metal.
@@dorarandom7870 I don't think you quite got what I meant. The fact we are 100% sure about is that, against better judgment, they used the coat hanger and it somehow held the whole year. What I'm arguing is not whether or not it was smart to do, but rather figure out how it managed to survive. Concrete, while resistant to compression, is brittle and and not very tough when pulled apart from different points. If they had filled the hole with concrete, it would've tilted over 100%. So why did the plastic hold? Iron and derivatives are both resistant to compression and also flexible (not brittle), which is why metal rods are a prime choice for support. What I figured is that while plastic bends easily, it's likely that its flexibility means that it resists the force of the bed sliding off. Flexible plastic is easy to bend sideways, but very hard to snap. Imagine if you couldn't strain the plastic's integrity by bending it and you just had to snap it in half by pulling with one hand and pushing with the other. Being incased in wood it wouldn't actually bend, it just slides, so maybe as long as you don't push it too much, it can hold your weight going up and down the bed. It's still mostly just a theory based on vague understanding of how these materials work. I'm no engineer, I'm a biology student and I have to study organic chemistry even if it's not my thing, those are my qualifications lol.
@@lucianoariasduval I'm also not even close to begin an engineer but your idea seems pretty solid. It's also not just the materials that kept the beds from being unstable but the beds themselves. It's hard to explain but if the beds started to tilt, the plastic wouldn't bend far enough to actually snap because the beds are in each other's way. The pressure that would have to be applied would have to be strong enough to damage the bed itself. To stay stacked on each other is actually a preferable position for the beds regarding gravity. The plastic was mainly just there to keep the upper bed in place. It's not that plastic is that durable, the position in which it wouldn't be is just less likely to happen. Still, pretty dangerous.
If you listen to this episode, Mark explains the time where he fell off the bed and nearly knocked over their tv, dressers and shit, and how Bob didn't even MOVE or CARE lol
Bob: *Hey mark how was your break?*
Mark: *LET’S LOFT THE BEDS.*
Don't forget the heavy breathing!
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YES
_Great minds think alike_
Seems legit
Love how he was studying engineering and was like, “yeah plastic is basically as good as metal.”
It worked didn't it? :p
@@TheArachnoBot Half of engineering is getting it to work, the other half is just saying fuck it and finding problems later.
I can confirmed. In engineering, if it works, don't question it.
i mean most engineering students dont take materials until after freshman year
Biomedical engineering though
I just imagined Mark as an engineer, his calculations don’t come out right and he’s just like ah fuck it and builds the thing anyway
This reminds me of that bridge building game
@@Misshowzat Yeah that was Polybridge, lmao.
and it probably goes even better than the original plan
@@cozmic_cyanide Even though it shouldn't it just works for markiplier
@@cozmic_cyanide Or then it will go Ponte Morandi.
Of course Mark, someone who was going into engineering, would be the one to suggest something so insane yet technically functional. Engineering in a nutshell.
HOPES AND DREAMS HOLD IT TOGETHER
The entire reason for getting an engineering degree.
Not for any of that _boring_ job stuff, it's so you can do more stupid stuff while looking like you know what you're doing
@@DangerVA Or you switch over to art once you get the engineering basics and do some really weird stuff, like giant robots :3
@@NyeMechworks Now that's a plan I can get behind
I mean it really is.
“Good air up high” makes me burst out laughing because it is 100% something Mark would say
He did say it tho
@@tozoromii no no in like a "yup. That's Mark. There he goes" kinda way
Literally the most Mark line I've ever heard
I like how none of us have ever met Mark but we all know how Mark that Mark quote is
fucking same
exactly what i thought too
"it's fine it's fine, I'll sleep up high, good air up high, it'll be fine."
this fits mark so perfectly I have no choice but to assume it's a direct quote.
@💎 Savetion 💎 dawg what the fuck?? there wasn't even a dog mentioned anywhere in this video or comment
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Until someone farts.
That is EXACTLY what I was thinking
Mark really made use of his engineering education that day.
Oh f*ck that got me, XD
@YeaMan
This dude's page: 🥶❄️❄️🌨☃️⛄️
@@Rysussybaka that’s a bit too warm I would say, maybe an extra -40 Celsius
cue "I COULD'VE BEEN AN ENGINEER!"
@@kenziebalhatchet3918 nah man, drop the temperature by another 273 Celcius
Bob: Yo, how ya doin Mark?
Mark: *LETS LOFT THE FRICKIN BEDS*
The start of a blossoming friendship.
@@devontamosley4487 XD
he he im by the treee
*WANNA BUNK EM? BU- BUNK THE BEDS? LETS BUNK EM*
Mark: suggests something that will put them both in constant danger for the rest of the college year
Bob: *Perfect*
To be fair, I think Bob would be in even more danger in this situation, lol.
but....if the bed snapped Bob is LITERALLY underneath the beds! I think he would've died and Mark just horribly in a body cast...o~o
Yeah, and people claim Bob is the nice one. He waited four years for something to go horribly wrong with the bunk bed idea.
sounds about right for a college student
I mean yeah... that sounds about like your typical pair of college roomates. We live off rammen noodles which is the equivalent of human dogfood and develop muscle at a terrifying rate. People say fuck around and find out. But because being an adult involves you learning stuff, it's in fact more like life advice at that point.
As a person who lived in a dorm exclusively with engineers, this whole situation, including them using plastic clothes hangers and the bed being a foot from the ceiling is completely something that would happen
I'm glad to hear that others are as wise and hopefully as alive as markiplier after their attempts at lofting the beds
oh right, mark was a engineer major
Engineering-plier
Engineering students are the most risky collection of people you can have.
@@JJ-qz1dg It's a thing of beauty to hear that more people do it
This animator was the first person that I've ever seen who scaled Mark and Bob properly instead of making them the same size... to the point where it's actually weird to see it like this.
It's super weird. And Mark isn't even short, he's 5′ 10″. It's just that Bob and Wade are a couple of circus freaks at 6′ 4″ each. It's legit unfair.
@@Unownshipper don't forget Tyler.
RIGHT
@@Unownshipper i see that struck a nerve. L+Short+maidenless+Ratio
@@Unownshipper nah Mark's just short. He's a small strange little man. :)
Mark: **sleeps on an accident just waiting to happen**
Plastic clothes hanger pins: *I'm doing my part!*
Yaaay! 😂 lol
Whenever Bob impersonates Mark saying "it's fine it's fine, I'll sleep up high, good air up high, it'll be fine." just makes me die laughing all the time. It's just the way he said it that's so funny.
Yeah it really feels like something Mark would actually say
And it seems so on-brand for Mark
What's with all these bots/fame seekers in this comment section lmao
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Its so accurate
Bob: oh hey-
Mark: *HEIGHT. BEDS. ROOM. LET’S GO*
Bob: Alright.
Oh hi mark
@@kahvipaputyyppi oh hey Johnny what’s up
Thats " LETS GO" just had a flashback to bobs fridge 😂
I READ this comment in his voice too 😂 that EXACT tone
1:56 Bob's got Mark's speech patterns down to a tee
Goes to show just how well they know each other.
Really shows how long they've been friends. Real friendship goals there. Wade dying of laughter the whole way just makes it better too.
it truly was so perfect
The "Aw, fuck it!" sounded so much like how Mark would say it 😂
bro i deadass thought that WAS MARK
The universe is canonically just Mark's fever dream as he dies slowly in his college dorm
There was not, in fact, good air up high. It was bad air. Very, _very_ bad air.
the iron lung was a sort of last resort to tell hes being crushed between bed and ceiling
instead hes making a movie out of it
bob's impression of mark going "Dah, fuck it!" is so accurate and is 100% smth mark would have said and i love it
Let's loft the bed first words that make this even funnier
"i'll sleep up high, good air up high!"
Ah yes, Mark. The "almost technically" an engineer. How could i forget.
That's how he got the idea for the coat hangers. He was an engineer. :P
Engineers are great at improvising.
@@chadnorris8257 It worked didn't it? :3
@@GamingWithHajimemes I guess so. The plastic was likely more durable against downward pressure than it would be against being bent and snapped. Which I'm sure there are terms for, but I forget what they're called.
@@chadnorris8257 A force or something. I just know that it fucking worked and that I will be using them in my future experiences. :)
I love how the first thing that goes through this man's mind is "LET'S LOFT THE BEDS"
Y-YOU WANNA BUNK THE BEDS?!
This man has shaped 32 million peoples childhoods! 32 million people look/looked up to this man who wanted to loft beds and used clothes hangers to hold his bed into place. That’s just great
@@No_OneO_N ehh at least a few million could hear the punchline coming & wanted to come along for the ride
@@Misshowzat and at least another 100k just lofted their beds cause he did it and for some it didnt work
Imagine my surprise when I, a new college freshman, learn not only did Markiplier go to the same college as me, but lived in the same dorm as well. There is a not zero chance that I sleep on the same bed or bedframe that Markiplier did.
Damn lucky
bunk your bed. you gotta
Did you loft with your roomie?
@@poisonmantis4191 yes it's a religion if you have marks bed
Legendary moment of your life!!!!
God, imagine if Mark had _actually_ become an engineer. I feel like this world would simultaneously be more advanced and more perilous.
There would probably be a bridge made of legos somewhere.
He'd make an entire bridge that has 1 crucial part of it held by tape
@@DeltaSilver88 oh god, having a full bridge of legos would be like having hot coals for doorknobs
Suddenly a fear of heights would be a thing of the past.
Because everything would be 2000 feet in the air at the ground floor.
Nobody would be scared of heights ever again.
Because they'd forget how to fear heights.
@@noonecareswhatyouthink Huh. Didn't know that.
The absolute best part of this story: nothing ever goes wrong. Even after this, when they’re talking about how the guy upstairs was getting it on all the time and Mark practically had his nose in the sex, like the mighty Atlas, that plastic pin never falters or breaks.
The next time this channel wins an award or whatever they need to thank that plastic pin.
Also he fell the next morning after putting it up there xd
Except for how he forgot they bunked the beds and so Mark fell out one morning.
Like the saying goes, bad ideas are only bad if they don’t work
I mean yeah sounds about right
As a recent college graduate, I can say, without a doubt, that this is exactly the kind of logic to expect out of two, intelligent, creative individuals. Brain for book? Yes. Brain for put bed together? No. No. All brain go to book, none left for build.
Marks books were about build though 😂😂
@@joslynjayde3939 True, but they were both freshmen. He probably didn’t get many books for build yet.
mood
Assuming you even got brain for book too
@@joslynjayde3939 his books were build for biomedical. Not books for build design.
What’s very funny is most beds like this, all you actually have to do is flip it over and place the mattress on the other side to make it “lower”
The problem is that the legs of the bed that were on the bottom won't be able to fit since the length of the bed to the roof is very small
@@BatGoat1943 no?
@@BatGoat1943 It would be the exact same leg length either way
@@BatGoat1943that is not how geometry works
@@BatGoat1943 If the bed could fit right side up then it could fit upside down, it wouldn't suddenly become taller when flipped.
"I'll sleep up high. Good air up high!" Is the most Markiplier thing I have ever heard.
Just skitters up the bed like a startled lizard.
And the way Bob said it was so accurate
"Good air up high!"
- Mark 'Totaly not a masochist' Fischbach
The most markiplier thing I’ve heard from someone imitating markiplier, even more so than markiplier imitating markiplier
*y e s*
This... is absolutely college vibes.
"We don't have the tools we need to do this correctly. Fuck it! Let's MacGyver this shit!"
That’s just my life. I will Macguyver shit just because I can’t be fucked to buy things.
Oh my god literally my first year in uni I lived in a dorm and didn’t get a nightstand so I used a cardboard box some of my stuff came in form home. When I videoed my mother for the first time she was like “you’re gonna spill something on it or it’s just gonna smush” and while I did spill tea and water on it multiple times it was still perfect. I used it in my next year’s move and started using it as my nightstand in the next place (student housing has a serious nightstand deficiency y’all), but when mom saw it she ordered an actual nightstand from ikea with delivery, so I couldn’t refuse it 😂
But that's what you do when you're in college and think you're immortal still. You may live to learn you're NOT immortal, just immoral though if you're lucky.
yep
@@therussianprincess7036 Hey, your sheer iron will worked out. Got gifted a nightstand. Kudos.
I'm kinda disappointed that they didn't animate Mark falling out of the top bunk but my God, I love this so much. Probably one of my top favorite episodes so far
How did he fall? There was like a foot of space. That's honestly kinda impressive
@@privpi yeah he forgot he was up high and tumbled down xdd
@@privpi true but there was no railing or anything so he just rolled to the ground
That was the best part of the story, I'm REALLY disappointed it was excluded...
when mark said “and suddenly i’m falling” I lost my shit. was hoping to see that part lmao
You can really tell that Bob and Mark have been friends for a LONG time because Bob’s impression of Mark is so on point. Even down to the inflections.
Honestly, I would've loved to have met Mark in his college days. His friends just give off this massive "Me and the boys at 3 AM" vibe.
B E A N S
What were they looking for?
THEY DO!
People are giving Mark shit for using the plastic hanger parts as the metal pins, but let’s take a moment to acknowledge that Bob, the one who is usually the voice of reason of the Peens, agreed!
Without hesitation too💀
the voice of reason agreeing to what sounds like one of the worst life decisions ever is how you know it's actually somehow a good idea that will work out in the most questionable ways
@@randomhuman5714 according to the story, he didn’t only agree: he up-sold it. “Perfect…”
AND Bob is the one sleeping under it!
thank you for using bobs full title, you dont see people use it all that often
Wade: "You should be fuckin dead"
Mark: *just told his parkour story*
Dang your comment full of bots lmao
Man, lady luck was his mama
Mark is a great inspiration for us all.
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God, mark is a living miracle. It’s amazing he lived to make UA-cam content.
"I'll sleep up high, Good air up high it'll be fine!"
- Markiplier 2022
2007 really but who's counting?
Mark: "So how about we cut this plastic hanger with scissors and use it instead of metal pipes?"
Bob: *"Yeah man great idea!"*
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@@Mr.Djagent6060 I'd also love to see all the dislikes on it, too bad youtube removed them...
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@@Mr.Djagent6060 how many dislikes?
And we wonder why we die first... i remember hearing that story on the podcast and thinking. "Oh thats genius" unsarcastically for like 30 seconds
whoever animated this did wade dirty by aging him throughout 😂
OOOOOOFFFF
ya'll need to to stop this "who did this" shit. its literally in the description
He became a herm
@@HelloyouTheSmiley you should know that no one reads the description and he can ask whatever shit he whats to ask, don't like piss off then lol
@@dell10781 it’s literally also at the end of the video, are you not staying to the end?
They need to animate “Bob’s Fridge.” I would pay to see that animated.
Not even just a part of it, the entire episode
@@peepock7796 we should start a patreon to hire a professional
@@flumfybud we should start a patreon to hire LIXIAN to animate it
that gave me an idea, i’m gonna work on a gmod animation of that
yep
This story is a lot funnier if you imagine that this is the first time Mark and Bob met
Wait what? 🤣
@@josse13579yeah, bob and mark met during their freshman year when they roomed together. this is probably their First year together learning about each othwr.
Mark: "Let's put beds on top of one another!"
Bob: *Only slightly concerned* "Yeah, sounds great!"
*MARKIPLIER IS GARBAGE, MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER!*
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The bots are everywhere man, it's almost creepy
@@micaelavessio2796 the thing is UA-cam won't do anything about it. Its just fucked up
@@alinanisimwanza2866 U right
I haven't seen a good comment section in ages
freshman ENGINEER mark: a fraction of a plastic hanger TOTALLY has the same stability as a METAL pin!
I FORGOT HE WAS STUDYING TO BE AN ENGINEER AT THAT POINT
and apparently it did
Anyone can build a bridge that stands. It takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands.
@@jeezuhskriste5759 true true
As a college freshman in engineering, can confirm: a plastic hanger will *definitely* hold up an entire bed and the human on top of it with frequent use for long hours at a time *just like* a metal pin. I'm definitely not questioning how still he had to be up there to not shatter that whole hanger like a prehistoric femur.
bob: oh hey what’s-
mark: GET YOUR BED WE’RE BOUT TO CHANGE THE WORLD
@Kavetion sorry, I dont speak wrong
Repeat it in a language we can all understand, please
@@Axeeco don't worry. I just reported the bot for misinformation
@@Axeeco OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
We have no metal pins, Mark, it's not possible!
Mark with his plastic stuff:
*NO, IT'S NECESSARY*
Mark: "i went to engineering school"
also Mark: P L A S T I C H A N G E R
Also Mark: is 9 odd or even?
That is literally the type of things that happen there tho
Oh god if he didn't drop out XD
What makes it even worse......he was going inf or biomedical engineering.......he was also veeerrrryyy invested in plague Inc for awhile.......🤣😂😅😅😅
@@dawnmidnightsun2521 mark creates the first plastic hanger organ
By far the best thing about Mark and Bob’s relationship is how Mark keeps messing around when Bob is saying something serious which makes the two comedy gold.
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@💎 Savetion 💎 your life will amount to nothing once it ends
Being employed as an engineer for 10 years, and having a Bachelors in mechanical engineering, most of the commentary makes me believe most people don't know any engineers. This sounds exactly like an engineer.
Mabey I'm just born an engineer or something cause I thought this was the normal logical solution that he did 😂 cause I have replaced plastic pins on something with metal from cut up sewing needles (the pegs that hold the kickstand in my tablet broke) I heated the ends up and stook them in the spot where the pegs were and it's stronger than before but the point is I just immediately was able to come up with that which I find really confusing like where did it come from how did I know to do that ????
I know right! Everyone here's all haha-dumb-plastic can't replace metal! ... But there was never any problem; It worked as per required for the entire duration!
WE USE WHAT WE CAN FIND AND IF IT DOESN'T WORK..... WE USE DUCT TAPE OR WD-40 UNTIL IT KINDA WORKS! SCREW TRYING SOMETHING ELSE, WE'VE GOT TOO MUCH COURSEWORK TO FINISH UP! I JUST WANNA SLEEP... UP SO FUCKING DAMN HIGH!
I was just thinking this is solidly something my engineer husband and I would have done back in the day. The number of times we've shouted the phrase "It works! Don't touch it!"...
I think Markiplier was in collage for Engineering.
I was on a college tour recently, and when they were showing us the dorms, I noticed the holes for the pins in the legs of the beds, and I had to strain to not start giggling because all I could think about was this story.
Surprised they didn’t include the next part. Where Mark was an inch away from the ceiling and could hear the people doing “stuff” upstairs so much he wanted to congratulate the guy.
Yesssss, or the part where Mark falls out of bed lol
I think someone already animated that part on UA-cam
lol , guess it's not for youtube
Gotta remember the quote "nose deep"
2:40, bobs impression of Mark is terrifyingly close to the real deal.
Yeah! Its very funny yet terrifying almost accurate! HAHAHAHA
Fr though!!😭
THAT WAS AN IMPRESSION?! I thought it was mark-
I like how the animator added a body bag under the bed when Bob was explaining how to bunk beds
I’ve watched this so many times and never noticed! Had to go back and watch it again-which I was perfectly okay with. 😂
1:28 for anyone looking!
Omg what a detail, can’t believe I missed that so many times. Thank you!
omg I knew exactly which part you were talking about and went back to look, never noticed that!!! 😂😂😂
The FOOT sent me
Bob is an amazing story teller. It's detailed and descriptive enough to paint a picture and be funny, but not drawn out and boring.
mark being short as hell in this is the best thing ever, he's a little skrunkly guy
A little Scrimblo
I hate humanity
@@ruby-sv5vp the duality of man
“I’m not angry, I’m short!”
Bob is also really tall.
Imagine what the world would be like if Mark pursued his career as an engineer. Clearly he knew what he was doing
The ah fuck it attitude is impressively common in the engineering field 😂
I’m just imagining if he became an engineer but STILL became a UA-camr and that was the type of content he made.
@@CombustibL oh yes, literally just this week I turned in an assignment for my Digital Systems class that definitely wasn't perfect and I probably could've made it perfect, but like, that would've taken effort and shit so... in my defense I had exams to study for... in my not defense that isn't what I spent that spare time doing though
“Hold my beer” is still my favorite episode to date. Probably have listened to it more times than I’m willing to admit.
Hold My Beer, Bob's Fridge, and the kayak trip are my top three favorite episodes. Something about Bob being super peeved/exasperated/disbelieving is just comedy gold.
“I was wrong” makes me giggle so much, just wade not knowing where the pee hole made my whole week.
@@r.j.penfold Wade hosts the best episodes
Does anyone else wanna hear the story about this party they threw? Or is it just me?
@@RoseMoon95 due to their uncontrollable laughter when they mentioned the party, I can only assume it’s a good story
I love how at 3:10 Wade is just a Herm for no reason.
My favorite part of this is that MARK WAS GOING TO COLLEGE FOR ENGINEERING FOR FUCKS SAKE
nah this checks out for engineering majors
As someone who also went to school for engineering, this is *entirely* on brand for engineering students: the ability to improvise solutions and jury-rig shit together with minimal preparation, and a total disregard for common sense.
Also you tend not to learn about things like "stress" or "tensile strength" until your second year.
@@Supermutant6112 I may not be an engineering major but from my wast amounts of knowledge I'm assuming that you with your engineering degree with also concurred that thin cheap plastic should hold just about as good as refined Steel
@@Supermutant6112 Eh, this was under compression. Materials tend to perform better under compression than tension soooo...
*good enough*
The world we live in
Mark: an engineer
Also mark: uses plastic pins that are weak enough to be cut with scissors as supports for the bed.
Im with Wade on this. How are you still alive?
No no no. How did Bob *not* get squished by Mark's bed suddenly collapsing on him!? That was awfully precarious.
@@moimoiyoop, well... to be fair, my college didn't have dorms. Different country, not the U.S.
On the other hand, I just said "collapse" for dramatic effect, though you probably only need the legs to become misaligned during sleep for the poor dude sleeping below to end up sandwich between the beds.
Broken ribs. Maybe?
Head concussion. Also likely.
Death? Cannot be discarded. Unless those beds aren't as heavy as I thought.
to be fair he couldnt have sex with like a foot of space so...
Mark did "parkour" by jumping off of a building as a college freshman. The plastic pins were the least of his problems.
tbh I think this story makes his being an engineering student MUCH more believable
I like how the art style constantly makes college mark look like a meth addict, and college bob looks like an evil genius
2:48 is a prime example- it’s *amazing*
Gremlin and Octavius
Haha yeah "looks like". Haha.
Otto Octavious and Normal Osborn, circa College Days
I thought he looked like Wallace from Scott Pilgrim vs the world
1:12 i love how Mark falls so slowly after the bed dissapears, i like to imagine as soon as the clip cut off he just faceplanted onto the floor
Everyone who's watching this, PLEASE go listen to the rest of the college stories they talked about. Honestly one of my favorite podcast episodes to date, it's SO hilarious
Wanna show the link?
@@kateanimations5291 Honestly every video of markiplier has the link of it on the description!
@@Euthreille gotcha
Love the parkour sorry before this one
but they're not animated so the stimulus does not reach the brainhole
I love how they instantly started feeding off of each other's chaotic energy, and the fact Bob was able to perfectly quote Mark so well to the point I had no hesitation in believing this was an exact quote and how things went down speaks volumes on how close they are and how well they know each other.
Can I just say, I love that they've got Mark's flat straight mullet just perfect for the era.
One of my best friends is an engineer. Two of my roommates last year were in engineering. When I hear people talk and joke about engineers, I can tell they've never met one.
This... sounds EXACTLY like an engineer. To do something bizarre but technically functional.
I'm honestly sad that they didn't animate the part where Mark forgot about the beds being bunked and flew off the next morning 😆
Or the part where mark was so close to the ceiling that he was practically in a relationship with the people in the room above him
@@wolfchick8387 Yaasss 🤣
Incentive to get ppl to go listen to distractible at many choice streaming platforms.
@@wolfchick8387 Nose deep in the sex happening up there.
Him sneezing and slamming his face in the ceiling when he's up there
I really appreciate how Mark has always 1000% been the Mark we know and love, even in his college years. This entire story has Mark shenanigans written all over it. And every single thing that Bob described Mark doing or saying made me think "Yep.... that sounds about right."
When I look back on it, I think Mark just mellowed out a LOT. Like, he still has the same goofy ideas from over 10 years ago, he's just older and a little calmer.
@@dubioustheatreyt8096 True true, but still definitely _VERY_ Mark-y. Lmao.
Mark : "I could've been an Engineer !" [2:04]
Also Mark : _(sees no problems with substituting an assembly bunk bed's factory grade metal pins with an improvised rod from a plastic clothes hanger he found in his college closet)_
To be fair to mark, it did somehow work XD
That's how you know he took engineering
He's a Junkrat.
Engineers solve problems, and Mark solved the problem of having a lack of metal pins.
And you just know those hangers were given to them by the college 😂
The fact that those pins actually supported the weight and didn't fall over makes me question my knowledge on physics...
I mean, as long as the weight is evenly distributed I guess it works
@@amyartlover I'm surprised that one hanger piece stayed on and didn't break
This is very simple: Mark didn’t get laid that year.
Engineer majors are made of magic
Imagine Mark as a legit engineer building a complete legit bridge and then doesn’t have the right part and is like “YOU KNOW WHAT WORKED IN COLLEGE”
And then somewhere in the world there’s a bridge that relies a bit on a plastic clothes hanger.
More like concrete bridge, ran out of steel beams or concrete, and it has some wood right at the base, where all the stress goes.
@@Plusle843 Ah yes, for security you know.
@@IDrawSometimes__525 I mean plastic CLOTHESHANGER for a BRIDGE is way too small. I went with something more realistic.
@@Plusle843 I was saying that your suggestion also worked with the joke that Mark would use unstable materials for engineer stuff. Didn’t mean to offend I guess.
@@IDrawSometimes__525 No offence, it just didn't work. How do you imagine a piece of ruler to work in any sort of big construction? Nevermind that clotheshanger didn't even carry any weight(except for one), it was actually about stabilising, keeping the legs of beds centered.
"I'll sleep up high; GOOD AIR UP HIGH!". You would never have to be told Mark said this; you can just tell.
Literally the movie Stepbrothers
“LETS MAKE BUNKBEDS”
“WE WOULD HAVE SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES”
Then he falls on the other guy, man that was a good movie
Still one of my all time favorite movies.
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly as a duo is a duo comedy can't handle
0:53 you can hear the Memories flood back in to Marks brain lmfao. The absolute devastation lmfao its so relatable.
This man tried to be an engineer.
To be fair, he slept on a bed held up by a plastic clotheshanger for the rest of his school year. Like sure it wasn't built to last, but it fucking worked for as long as it needed to.
@@demfrodegroot7596 That's called human ingenuity right there.
key word: tried
Mark be like, "to hell with this, i'm on the top bunk!"
To be fair he was a biomedical engineer
So this is normal big brain energy for Mark
The defeat and embarrassment when they confirm they threw a SINGLE party kills me everytime
Mark’s “GODDDD” is like the most genuine reaction i’ve ever heard
i wanna hear the story of that party so bad bro
I remember that I and my older brother had our own separate bedframes, but when moving out of my grandmother's house to my mother's own house me, my older brother and younger brother all shared a room. So, to make more space, my mother opted to bunk my bed and my older brother's bed.
This was a simple enough operation, they were the same design, big thicc wood legs going up to a halfass headboard that ended up forming a ladder pretty naturally. I was all for it, and kinda excited to see if I got the top bunk. Went up to my mother all like "DO I HAVE TOP BUNK????" And she was like "yeah, whatever." and I'm like "YEAAAH!" and climbed up that bed up to the top bunk... and wait a minute... that was my older brother's plushies. And his blanket. And pillowcase, and sheets... and... you know what? Forget it, just gonna take it all off and get my stuff up from the lower bunk. BECAUSE THE TOP BUNK IS MINE DAMN IT!
I did keep that top bunk.
then what are you doing here if you're better than him :V
Okay?
Hell yea top bunk is best!
@Kavetion No you're not. Prove it. Pretty sure you're a bot anyways so go away.
@@PunakiviAddikti top bunk is closet to the cieling spiders, you can have it
I like that the animator didn’t understand that Mark and Bob were making a Reference to the movie Step Brothers and not The Lego Movie.
These three just have such an energy, Bob's willingness to go along with Mark's ideas. When Bob just says "Perfect. How big do you think they need to be?" I died. I can't stop giggling at the way Bob deliveres lines. I need to catch up on this podcast I forgot about this episode XD this is so well animated
I'd guess the "Hold my beer" episode based upon youtubes recommendation.
This is a funny story in its own right, but Bob's delivery is what really puts it over the top and makes it hilarious.
I love how mark just storms into the dorm.
“YOU WANNA BUNK THE BEDS!?”
How adorably ADHD of him
hearing mark just cackling in the back while bob tells the story just shows how legit it actually is
I love how mark and bob just casually make dumb decisions together 😂
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@@micaelavessio2796 i know it’s annoying
Do not fret for I am a bot too. Beep boop. Beep boop boop beep.
That's a good friendship there
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3:03 Bob: P E R F E C T
I love the just _delightfully_ awkward way Mark is talking in the beginning. XP
"You wanna LOFT ...the.... you wanna put the BEDS in a ..... l ..... on top? BUNK em?? You wanna BUNK the BEDS??"
Beautiful. X3
Every toddler when they learn a new word 0:11
Fr
Never underestimate the chaotic energy of a stressed out, sleep deprived college student that is hunting down any ounce of serotonin like a freaking bloodhound.
All jokes aside, whoever made this animation needs a raise. It's really good
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The credits were at the end. Also pretty sure Kayroos and the colorist get paid a flat amount per project. That's how commissions work.
@@missachua well yeah I get that, but I think they need a raise for how good this turned out
@@ToadTWE The artists likely set their own rates
do you people not look in descriptions too
3:48 honestly good mark improvisation
“I’ll sleep up high! Good air up high!” is the most 2012 Markiplier-type quote I’ve ever heard.
Mark's ability to not die is strikingly incredible.
Like, it's not even his ability to stay alive, he just dodges very unhealthy choices HE comes up with.
Unhealthy consequences of unhealthy choices*
He's Joseph Joestar
Seriously. Same with the parkour story. He never saw a doctor for his horrendous injuries, either. I am constantly amazed that he's not either dead or dealing with chronic pain/disability. I'm terrified for the day his unbelievable luck runs out.
Bob's impressions of Mark's dialogue is so spot on.
I just love how Wade is fucking _dying_ throughout this whole thing. Like, he just gets progressively deader as they go on.
0:59 Mark literally going into Bethesda Mode
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@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Bethesda games are known for having objects glitch through others. Just like Mark did in the table
@@adambrosche5894 oh I didn’t even notice that
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 first time i watched this i looked right at that table and had to replay it again lol.
Bob: “So in 2007 Freshman Year I..”
Mark: Slowly peaking from the ceiling.
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To be fair, with how small the pieces would have been, there likely would've been enough tensile strength to keep all of them from snapping or shearing, except maybe that extra long piece.
Lmao I love that I IMMEDIATELY knew where this was going. I was an RA in college and I had multiple residents who I found mid-bunking or other dangerous furniture “hacks” that could’ve been done same-day by just telling me so I could get maintenance. I love this.
The fact that it not only didn't land Mark in the hospital for the umpteenth time, but also WORKED is a miracle.
Mark: "I coulda been an engineer..."
Also mark:
I'm just giving ya guff, mark. Engineering kicked my ass, too.
I gave up in high school. I realized early that I have no talent for it and decided to get out before it was too late😅.
@@bucciarati1873 my condolences brother. I made it past calculus and physics, hit a wall at differential equations and linear algebra. Now in I'm environmental science.
@Digi I mean, you ain't wrong. Sometimes we fail so hard it wraps around full circle and WINS. In the words of todd Howard: "it just works."
@@dragonreiver8929 I switched over to accounting. Figured I’d go for a career where the main skill I need is mathematics since I’ve always been good at it. I just didn’t have the ingenuity for engineering.
@Digi fair😅
As someone currently living in a VERY similar apartment right now. I looked and saw the exact same mechanism in our beds... and I have plastic coat hangers. and I... I can see the mistakes. but I want to make them again.
History is doomed to repeat itself
I feel like I not only need to give credit to the animators for adding an Art Attack reference, but I feel like I need to give them an award...
*I can't attach an opaque PNG of a trophy here though, so I'll trust them to get it off Google images*
I am soooo glad someone animated this. This is perfect.
They cut the clothing hangers with *scissors* and didn't question the durability.
Seems about right.
I'm more surprised that it worked lol
To be quite fair, compression and torsion strength are completely different. It's the same reason concrete seems hard like a rock but collapses when there's too much strain pulling it apart. I'm no expert though, it's possible that the reason it held is different, but I'd guess it gives when cut, since it's soft, but being flexible and having the support of 3 other rods it was resistant to it sliding off and snapping (since the hole wouldn't be hard or sharp enough to cut it). I wouldn't bet on it lasting any longer than 2 years though, but still.
@@lucianoariasduval We know that the plastic is soft because they cut it. Imagine what would happen if the upper bed tilted a little. The weight would cause the plastic to bend and snap. There is a reason it's supposed to be metal.
@@dorarandom7870 I don't think you quite got what I meant. The fact we are 100% sure about is that, against better judgment, they used the coat hanger and it somehow held the whole year. What I'm arguing is not whether or not it was smart to do, but rather figure out how it managed to survive. Concrete, while resistant to compression, is brittle and and not very tough when pulled apart from different points. If they had filled the hole with concrete, it would've tilted over 100%. So why did the plastic hold? Iron and derivatives are both resistant to compression and also flexible (not brittle), which is why metal rods are a prime choice for support. What I figured is that while plastic bends easily, it's likely that its flexibility means that it resists the force of the bed sliding off. Flexible plastic is easy to bend sideways, but very hard to snap. Imagine if you couldn't strain the plastic's integrity by bending it and you just had to snap it in half by pulling with one hand and pushing with the other. Being incased in wood it wouldn't actually bend, it just slides, so maybe as long as you don't push it too much, it can hold your weight going up and down the bed. It's still mostly just a theory based on vague understanding of how these materials work. I'm no engineer, I'm a biology student and I have to study organic chemistry even if it's not my thing, those are my qualifications lol.
@@lucianoariasduval I'm also not even close to begin an engineer but your idea seems pretty solid. It's also not just the materials that kept the beds from being unstable but the beds themselves. It's hard to explain but if the beds started to tilt, the plastic wouldn't bend far enough to actually snap because the beds are in each other's way. The pressure that would have to be applied would have to be strong enough to damage the bed itself. To stay stacked on each other is actually a preferable position for the beds regarding gravity. The plastic was mainly just there to keep the upper bed in place. It's not that plastic is that durable, the position in which it wouldn't be is just less likely to happen. Still, pretty dangerous.
This is something even senior level engineers do…
Mark was ahead of his time.
He could of been a legend
If you listen to this episode, Mark explains the time where he fell off the bed and nearly knocked over their tv, dressers and shit, and how Bob didn't even MOVE or CARE lol
which episode is it?
Hold My Beer, I think
It was the next morning, because Mark forgot he was up high.
And Bob woke up to Mark plunging past…
Dude, to the tiny hangar piece that held it up.