Craig and Mark are the definition of Craig: Bro close your eyes Mark: Okay bro **closes eyes** Craig: What do you see? Mark: Nothing bro Craig: That’s my life without you, bro Mark: Bro...
Realize why youre worth it. Fight off all the leeches. Find the strength daily to show your light, live boldly, and be what you would want to be around and you will find each other.
I literally became gay for Craig the moment I laid eyes on him. Then I suddenly remembered halfway through the game that I'm a woman, not a man. Hahahah
I'm gonna use that method: Everytime you feel yourself pushing the boundaries of your sexuality... _just say_ *_bro_* _and it cancels the gay out_ Like saying 'no homo'
Ok, but imagine if a guy that looks like Craig, y'know, tall, muscular and so on. He decides to cosplay as Craig, y'know, hair, eyebrow, "bro" in every other sentence. And Mark sees him, his reaction would be priceless.🙃
My favorite part of this whole series, was Mark realizing that he practically _is_ Craig, and feeling super narcissistic about basically liking himself the whole time XD
Mark: (to the toon of “Stacy’s mom”) Sebastian’s dad, is actually pretty rad! He’s all I want, I’m obsessed just a tad. Seb, can’t you see? Your dad’s just the guy for me. I know it might be bad, but I’m in love with Seb’s dad
Thanks for all the views. Be cool and share this with Markiplier!
I also know that I've missed the one part during Damien's first date with the push-ups
Omg u have to make
One Of these for mark thirsting over twintelle:
ua-cam.com/video/5N6T-rq1apg/v-deo.html
666
hes basically drowling over himself but as a dad or somethin
Jonathan Ramirez-Lamos you have the same last names as me
His sexuality is ga--
*craig*
Bendy Straws craigsexual
@@Rockinbear03 we all craigsexual
Bendy Straws If craigosexuality isn’t incorporated into your love life, questions need to be asked about your humanity.
@Storyshift Chara well that would explain it. Mark is craigsexual for himself
Bendy Straws craig doesn’t even have a gender he’s not even a person anymore
even the game rates his thirstyness
boneman bob Just here to remind you how many likes your post has! :D
oh....
boneman bob 3,000TH LIIIKE!!!!!
Ey bro, you got like 5.2k likes now
*Mark's sexuality isn't straight*
*Mark's sexuality isn't gay*
*Mark's sexuality is*
*_CRAIG_*
I am the 1k like
Mark’s sexuality is Amy and Craig. They are his only loves
and amy
@@vjapple3083 and Zach efron
@@vjapple3083 plot twist Amy is gender bent Craig
Objective: Stay straight
Difficulty: Craig
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.
this made me laugh more than i'm willing to admit 😂
Bro
😭😭😂
Excuse me, is CrAaiG
Mark with Craig: CrAiG
Mark on a date with another dad: CRAIG
Mippy Sanchez LOL
This is the most likes I've ever gotten...
*_OHHH CRAAIIG_*
Jackie Thach craig
Jackie Thach *OOOHUUU CREG*
Jackie Thach if hentai about Craig exists, mark will know
Craig and Mark are the definition of
Craig: Bro close your eyes
Mark: Okay bro **closes eyes**
Craig: What do you see?
Mark: Nothing bro
Craig: That’s my life without you, bro
Mark: Bro...
😭😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥😂🔥💀💀💀💀💀😂
No way bro...
who the fuck it's Craig?!
@@kaiserxblue lol Craig is a character in Dream Daddy that mark was simping for. You should Craig ep that mark did lmao.
Best comment😆
Dan came out as gay
Phil came out as gay
Eugene came out as gay
And mark...came out as Craigay
Daytona Martinez *craigay
He's AmyandCraigsexual
I read it as Craigslist and was very confused 😂
Am I stupid.... WHO'S DAN???? 😂😂😂
@@thehappyunicornmoore9455 Dan Howell
The thirst is real omg
Brandy steenbergh hey ya got 3k!
'Craig' doesn't sound like a name or word anymore
It's a state of mind at this point
It sounds like a sexual desire
Is that a drawing of Byakuya 😂
C r a c k
It's a S E N S A T I O N!
Jack: *cONNOR MY BOY*
Mark: *crAIIIG BROOO*
faunsoda indeed
Felix: SVEN!!!
@@PeeNidsCold you beat me to it, dang.
faunsoda the ultimate dream team
Oh, the video game crushes.
I live for the day someone loves me as much as Mark loves Craig
Realize why youre worth it. Fight off all the leeches. Find the strength daily to show your light, live boldly, and be what you would want to be around and you will find each other.
@@varivivid8031 Bro that's such a positive message. Thank you for sharing it. Hope you have a good day
You and me both
I can relate
Your pfp oml
I'm starting to question Mark's sexuality now.
*craigsexual*
TRUUUUUUUUE
nique yess probably
he did too to jojo from the evil within lmao
nique Craigsexual yes
nique same, I’m proud to be craigsexuaal!!!!!!!
There is no denying he is at least 10% gay
Pebblina Petrichor™ who isn't
*AT LEAST*
Pebblina Petrichor™ profile pic on FLEEK
Madington TheAnimator lol
gamer mohammed STEAKBOB SQUAREPANTS
I literally became gay for Craig the moment I laid eyes on him. Then I suddenly remembered halfway through the game that I'm a woman, not a man. Hahahah
Well ,I definitely became gay for Craig ,Both in-game and in real life
I was about to say that I can relate before that last bit. Welp, we're still gay for him
Everyone becomes gay when they see Craig.
I became straight the second Craig came on screen
Your inner Male
I think all women have an inner Male like how I think men have an inner girl
Except psychopaths, they have nothing
I love how even when he’s supposed to be on a date with another dad he just goes “CRAIG”
You can hear the wavering in Mark’s voice as he questions his sexuality😂😂😂😂
Hunter Wise 😂😂😂😂 Ikr... isn’t this beautiful???
Remi S. loving you profile pic
Hunter Wise omfg yes haha hahahaha 😂😂😂😂
Remi S. love your profile pic
Amy isn't happy-
*GASP*
Softly: there he is........
9k+ no comments?
*I just had to do it*
Lol same
2:25
I'm gonna use that method:
Everytime you feel yourself pushing the boundaries of your sexuality...
_just say_ *_bro_* _and it cancels the gay out_
Like saying 'no homo'
But it's less abrupt
@@yesterdaystomorrow5510 exactly
I tried, it only makes it more passionate
@@unicornburgers302 lol
@@unicornburgers302 lmao...how exactly did you say it
2:17
That thirsty meter at the bottom describes Markiplier perfectly.
I think all of us are gay for Craig no matter what gender
Wolf_Nate_1625 they thirst platonically/romantically/aesthetically
Nope
I'm a lesbian and honestly, I'd choose Brian
Wolf_Nate_1625 i am really late to this but as an aro ace i'm all for this hot piece of meat :p
Puffer_fish 99 I'm a lesbian but Craig is okay I guess
Please don't kill me fangirls/fanboys
Forget Septiplier, Craigiplier is what it's all about now
Ivystar Adventures yOu CaN't FiGhT tHe HoMeStUcK!
artisticallyGay {AG} Can I ship both? ;u;
artisticallyGay {AG} homestuck
CRAIGIPLIER
artisticallyGay {AG} YAS QUEEN
it's the same as jack thirsting over connor
Ok, but imagine if a guy that looks like Craig, y'know, tall, muscular and so on. He decides to cosplay as Craig, y'know, hair, eyebrow, "bro" in every other sentence. And Mark sees him, his reaction would be priceless.🙃
There's even more from when he actually dated Craig. I feel like Mark is "I'm not gay, but CrAaiG"
Meh probably like so many more people than we think do have a bi tendancy
I'm not gay, but Craig is Craig
Heteroflexible?
I once read the term "bi for the right guy" on reddit. Does this applies here?
*craigsexual*
BRO
*CRAIG BRO*
*_EAT CHIPS OFF MY STOMACH BRO_*
Edit: It's been a year since I've watched this and that's a lot of fucking likes wow
CRAIG MY BROOOO
Mark: 2:25
CRA-
*deep inhale*
*”there he is”*
😂
I love the sigh of disappointment every time someone other than Craig is on screen XD
My favorite part of this whole series, was Mark realizing that he practically _is_ Craig, and feeling super narcissistic about basically liking himself the whole time XD
Adia Salem Same!
Adia Salem lol! You are absolutely right!! ♥️ 🤣
if this ain’t me idk who i am
In the first episode in Mark comment or in Dan and Phil like before the gameplay at the opening
They said Craig was probably Mark
My favorite part was when he said Craig
is mark trying to tell us something..?
How tf did I get so many likes!?!
Storyshift! Asriel.....Yes
Yes, Asriel. And that is that Nateiplier is back 😂
SweetieGirlSans Nateiplier has retuned from the dead
Hes becoming AYG
Storyshift! Asriel shhhhhhhhh ur too inocent to know.
You know what's funny?
*_He likes himself.._*
I love how long it took for him to realise
But can just take time to admire how adorable Craig's baby is
“oH ITS CRAIG!!! CRAIG!!!!!!!!! craig. crawaig. CRaiG.”
2:09 thirsty bar maxed out lol
Taylor Breckenridge yes definitely
Only 40 seconds in and I honestly didn't think it could get any worse until this comment warned me XD
No one:
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Mark: c r a i g
BrO
CrAiG!
yes, i promise you he is a straight man with a girlfriend of his own.
Take a shot for every time Mark says *Craig* or *bro*
Take a sip and you'll still be super drunk by the end of the video
10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos WHY U EVERYWHERE WTFFF
10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos I'm drunk of my ass now
10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos how about *both*
*_passed out on floor_*
CREEEG
I FOUND U
lodex outta space HI
Crennette Life Death LMAOAOAIFIG
It's pronounced 'crayg' isn't it? Is it like American to say 'creeg' or whatever the hell marki said lol.
I read that as he said it
*And here we see a wild Markiplier questioning his sexuality.*
*Mark.exe was broken by Craig.exe*
its funny how Mark's simping for someone who looks almost exactly like him
BROOO CRAAAAAAIG BROOOOO
Kitkatkitty Idk BROOOOOO
CRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIG
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CRAAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGG
CRRAAIIIIIiiiiiIIIIGGGGG
Didn't know there were more craigsexuals out there.
*BROOOOOO*
Tanisha Ray BROOOOOOO
BROOOOOOOO
BRROOOOOOOO
BROOOOO
Candee Artist BROOOOOOO
I believe he liked him because he saw a lot of himself in Craig, or maybe an ideal version of himself
Mark: oh craig, craig, uhm craig, craig, craig... Marry ME
Craig: bro...
The thirst in this video is at critical levels
Craigital
Mark: I’m not gay, but Craig is Craig
KaiTheIaniteFollower I wanna like this, but I also wanna leave it at 69
projectD1S apparently nobody else shared that sentiment...
Aw hecc
projectD1S welp now I'm facing the same issue, because it's at 169..
Chaotic Canine do you 169? get it? do you want 69? 😂
"Craig~...oh *sighs* there he is 😍" LOL dude is thirsty bro!
This video is even funnier when you realize he's in love with a character his friend voices
2:00 Me after resetting Mystic Messenger
I CAn'T BreAtHe
Mia per hour omg tru XD
Where's Morgan when you need lemons I know that every time mystic messenger is mention lemon daddy appears
Mia per hour YES
WHY IS THIS SO TRUE
YOU CANT CONVINCE ME HE ISNT A LITTLE ATTRACTED TO MEN ANYMORE
Mark in his eternal thirst for Craig is the best part of him playing Dream Daddy.
Notice how he looks exactly like Craig
BYEEEE
Mark here is me af. Craig is the ultimate Dream Daddy. Anywho, I love this xD
OMFG YES
heyitssjace YES.
Its because Craig looks like Mark...
That narcisistic ass
heyitssjace YES! I like to think I'm cool with anyone but Craig made me have a type, like damn son!
Yeaah
I love how Mark's all hesitant and shy when Craig came along in the video xD
hai OwO
@@evannguyen4166 HOW DID U FIND THIS WHAT
OH EM GEE
We have the same pfp! :D
Craig: *exists
Amy: Why do I hear boss music?
You already know Mark is earning all the daddy points from Craig 😂
Craigiplier
rachel Elizabeth Gatlin jeffries ship it
rachel Elizabeth Gatlin jeffries MarkWantsToBattle/Nateplier
Djnekoray1998 I ship it
Skipperdee BOO
Djnekoray1998 nateiplier
He was so gay for Craig.
I must make fan art now.
Do it
DOOO ITTT
I mean it’s basically just two marks
Link if it's done?
do it, bet you won't
my dads name is craig
needless to say, this makes me uncomfortable
@@richi58 That's nice to know...
Mark: (to the toon of “Stacy’s mom”)
Sebastian’s dad, is actually pretty rad!
He’s all I want, I’m obsessed just a tad.
Seb, can’t you see?
Your dad’s just the guy for me.
I know it might be bad, but I’m in love with Seb’s dad
lmao same, my dads name is craig and this weirds me out
Aww I miss Mark lusting for Craig in dream daddy. These were the times. The questioning marks sexuality times
i love this but you missed the part during damien's date when craig was doing pushups in his yard lol.
daylite34 That was my favourite one 😂
and then we see Damien's Naruto male slash fiction books xD
daylite34 oml and we are some gay fanfics 😂
@@LetTheBodyFall we don't talk about the naruto smut 😦
I actually think he got a 'game crush' on him.. idc, i ship it
Jimins Kookie Armys are everywhere!!!
He definitely developed a crush on Craig
So he’s either Bi/Pan etc or he’s the best
*ITS TIME TO STOP*
Jimins Kookie same
"Drink Every time He Says Craig"
*takes last shot* ToP oF dA mOrNiN tO yA LAAADIEEZ *falls over*
We should all stop worrying about our sexualities and just call ourselves simps lmao
Proof mark would hook up with his clone in an instant
Craig is Shiro A.K.A "Space Daddy"
Creepy Clown thats all I can think when I see Craig, dude
but mark would literally have the best shiro cosplay
i mean seriously he even sort of sounds like space dad.
#notmyshiro
Creepy Clown that's what I thought
Holy fuck I see Craig as lance but now I can only see Craig as shiro
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIIIIIIGGGHHHTTT
Top 10 anime couples
1. Mark and Craig
1. Mark and -Craig- Nathan (Bc he voices Craig LOL)
Craig: *exists*
Mark: oHh cRaIg
I'm straight for Craig
I'm transgender and gay for craig
How to come out as straight 101
Aye Killing Stalking~
That was possibly the gayest two minutes of my life
Pastel Aesthetic dont u mean 2:39 minutes?
Ayy camp camp!
welcome to my world
Have you seen Multigay/Phan smut videos?
have u seen a markiplier/jacksepticeye collab
Also known as mark questions whether he’s gay for 2 minutes
0:06 "Iglanceovertothebackyard where..cRaAIg...."
the gay is being *awakened*
Me when I get up in the morning
Oh there is something being awakened , alright
This thread is great 😂
Tbh half of the fandom is thirsty for crAIIIIIG
Mourning Malice because he’s got a good bod and personality
Mourning Malice tru
craig owns my heart
edit: as does mark
When you find out the voice for creg is nathan sharp
I ship it
Somebody need to make a fan-fiction about this XD
@@honeybee1084 O h n o, I w a n n a r e a d I t I f s o m e o n e d o e s m a k e I t.
@@honeybee1084 like, RIGHT now. N o w.
Dont we all
I'm like 90% sure if Craig was a real guy mark would be gay in a heartbeat.
DinoDerp yes
He’s bi/pan and no one can tell me otherwise.
DinoDerp yess (:
Hahah, ‘in a heartbeat’
Jonas_Oxen finally
Mark’s made it clear he’s into “powerful” people. Craig, Lady D, Amy.
Little did he know,that he's thirsting over a character his friend is voice acting as
Craig pops into the scene
Mark nuts instantly
LITERALLY CRAIG LOOKS LIKE SHIRO
I SCREAMED
who
SHIRO IS MY FAVOURITE PALIDIN (sorry for my spellin)
aaaaaaaaaaa s AME
Spydurs AJ I love Voltron
AMEN BUDDY AMEN
SAME!!!!!
*When you realize that Craig is Natewantstobattle*
1:01
*_a u g h_*
he definitely thirsted for more than 2 minutes
All of his playthrough not counting the livestream was just "mmmMMMMmm cRAIG!"
*C R A A A I G G*
Riley Cherri Your icon makes it better 😁
Oh shit you're right.
Perfect.
Hell, I was thirsting over Craig for sO LONG BRO
Who ISN'T tbh
Avery Summers jsjjs him and robert make my heart go wHOOSH
I took a sip of water every time he said either 'Craig' or 'bro'
I drank 40 fl. oz. of water in under two minutes and my stomach hurts
heLP
Dat feel when the Game Grumps make you go through a bisexual awakening #shooketh
Read the comments on any NSP video and you will find that they do that a lot.
when the credits come, you can tell he already misses craig XD
I bet Markiplier replayed Dream Daddy on his spare, but only did things that involved Craig
Marks list of game crushes:
Twintelle (forgot how to spell)
And
Craaaaaaiiiiig broooo
Take a shot every time he says 'Craig' or 'Bro'
Winner is the person who still has a functioning liver by the end of the video
Cry Chryx it was nice knowing ya.....
I'm getting hammered just thinking about it
If I counted correctly, he said Craig and Bro about 55 times
Good luck in the hospital
I started crying. He loves him so much. Markismooch, why u so goddamn cute
I loved the moment he realized that Craig was the dad most similar to himself...
Mark:why do people think I'm gay?
Also mark:CRAIG!!!!!!❤❤❤
Mark, I always thought you looked like Craig so...please no
markcest...ew
Markcepsian
They are exactly the same ...
Kacie W DENMARK
Loving your profile pic
"Crahahaiiig" -Mark 2k17
After finding dream daddy I can no longer think of or hear the word bro without thinking of Craig 😂