Smartest Rapper meets the DUMBEST Audience | Chris Turner's Freestyle Raps
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- Опубліковано 18 чер 2024
- This freestyle rapper's performance is derailed by room of imbeciles, and he isn't afraid to roast them! The audiences' brains can't keep up as he turns their slow suggestions into an incredible, hilarious freestyle rap.
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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🔥 MERINGUE SPONGE ON GREAT BRITISH BAKING SHOW 🔥
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That flow switch up was fun! Tour dates on sale now: www.christurnercomedy.com/tour-dates
loved that!!!
Masterful! 😲
I came just to mention this! This was the first of all of the ones I have seen of yours so far, to utilize the rapid fire machine gun blast cadence mixin' up the middle of the freestyle. Definitely shows your progression as a 'rapper' of the truest sort, movin' beyond that moniker of 'rapping comedian' (but's not like that's anything to SNEEZE at or anything, hopefully you know what I mean..."YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYIN', FOO'!") I do almost FEEL SOMEBODY might just have a freestyle rap battle with his hero in the future: Emp'nada from Ocho Milas, and his Alter Beast ego: Slum Shoddy! (Just ribbing you! I think you know who I'm really talkin' aboot!) Another great freestyle, here, as always, this one and the audience member beatboxing one, both seem a little EXTRA SPECIAL to me though too! (The latter, because of you haha, and the former, due to the Schnauzer Lady! LmMFaO!!!) ;) :P :o)
Well damn.
That different flow and switch in the middle.
Phenomenal.
Yep
I feel the DJ is always trying to trip Chris up with the weird ass beats.
Man the beats are sometimes really making it difficult, but here is chris coming in with the double time just blazing it up.
Yea ... DJ TRUMP
It was strange but ended up being pretty cool :D
Brooooo that flow switch was fire
You went from the Great British hydroponics to equestrian hooked-on-phonics
The guy is like an idiot savant without the idiot part.
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I want to see what happens if Chris meet Harry Mack.
Yes same!
I have so many (predictions about) / (hopes for) this bound-to-happen event! 😁🥳🥰
I presume very intense fornication.
Rap so nice I watch it thrice!
Got into a sick flow with the slower tempo beat. I usually like the faster ones for you, but you crushed it here!
Brilliant, so happy to see your video drop! Loved the tempo change, super impressed.
Coulda sworn you used miles in Britain as well. Also, your mate on the keyboard was in rare form. I love it when someone blares an amplified queef when I'm trying to talk.
(Another fuckin great rap though)
Amplified queef 😂😂
The Royal units are just left over legacy measurements. The British were smart enough to invent the Royal measurements, and also smart enough to see their limitations and move on to something more useful.
Officially everything is in Grams. But unofficially "stone" and "pounds" can still be seen in use. You see the same in Canada where people still use pounds for human weight, but Grams for most other things. And Canadian construction uses both the Royal units, and metric.
We do use miles, he just saw an opportunity for a funny joke.
We do use miles. Car speedo's are in miles/hour, road signs are in miles. Beer is in pints. Milk is in litres.Cheese in in grams. It is a wierd halfway house between two systems. But we're Brits. We kinda like wierd..
@@MrBrianJDD LOL 😄 - they're not mine, they're just on my playlist. But yeah, especially watch the Ukelele Orchestra. Whenever I am asked what sums up the UK, I show people the UOGB. A mate of mine was on the same Art degree course at Leeds Polytechnic with George H, the UOGB founder. Met several of them at one of my mate's BBQ's. They of course had their Uke's with 'em and played a few tunes. A delightful afternoon...
The DJ should stop trying to steal the show.. that rap was dope but the beat was distracting ..
I don’t think he meant to because he wasn’t acting.. see what I did there 😬 rapping (badly)
@@mikejones-go8vz b minus no lie
but it's nice that you try
Loved the parts I could hear over the music. Also the shots of the crowd were great.
This was another top-tier rap, Chris. Big ups to the band for droppin the sick beat. By far the coolest one they've done yet.
6:37🔥"I don't N.A.Y, I mean N.E.I.G.H..."
How do you slide these sneaky bars in so smoothly as the beat changes wtf 0_o
First time giving it more of a trap direction? Hahah that was great
From 5:52 on it's just straight up fire.. Almost sounds a bit like drill rap. I love that speed!
Chris, big fan. Been watching for ages. Your content and confidence get better every video. But... that hair. What's going on man? What's the end game?
@6:10 Chris starting tapping into his UK Drill Sauce 0_o
Amazing stuff as always. I’m blown away by this level of improv rap.
Love how Chris pretended to care about the Boston tea party lol
Lyrics were flames!!
i know eminem just came out with HOUDINI, but i have to come back her for more epic rap.
Is it any good?
@@dimitardobrev3296 I think it's catchy. The lyrics are pretty funny too, but some people seem to think otherwise since they're trying to cancel him over it. Just my personal opinion, but I'd say it's worth a listen
@@lachoybrownboy6995 Thanks, i'll give it a listen! Always keen for a good laugh.
He is the Living Proof we don't need AI to create a rap song. Just feed him a few words and tadaaa.
@ChrisPJTurner. I've watched dozens of your videos, and I think this was the best rap yet! Very good!
"OOOHHH YOU PESKY SONS OF LIBERTY" ROFL 🤣
Background beat was odd.
As usual 🤷♂
This guy was absolutely amazing years ago and he still seems to be breaking new grounds. Damn it's good is an euphemism.
Lol I couldn’t imagine getting on wrong side of a debate with Chris
Vermonters are always so proud to tell you where they're from
we want more flow switches! :D
The beat audio was way too loud. Blud had to scream towards the end. Lyricaly stellar as always!
Synths are a bit poop like that, some presets are way louder than others, he threw in that synth bass with gleeful abandon and then doubled down on it 🤦
Chris you're so missed in the UK. I remember seeing you perform a few times at the Distraction club in London and you always were so brilliant!
You should switch flow rate more often
This was dope!
Wish the trailer park guy, when asked where he's from, would have just said, unit 7.
that flow switch brrrrruh 🔥🔥
Damn this flow was incredible, especially around the 6:00
Wow you getting into the flow switches! Go on and level up sir! You didn't happen to go on Harry Mack's flow state podcast now did you?
Love how you can get away with lying to Americans about UK using Kilometres 😉😂
awesomeee
That has to be the sickest one yet.
that's the goat
Have you ever met MC Hammersmith? Y'all gotta collaborate!
best one 💪🏻
Godlevel!
I never get the 8 mile joke, we use miles in the UK ?
True. But we kinda use both. Most people I know drive in miles but run in kilometres 😂
Its just an easy metric system joke for Americans who know fuck all about anything outside their state
How the fuck do you do this? This is next level crazy!
the musician worked well with you, too slow a tempo but good rhythmic responses! mind boggling freestyle as always, sir
Is the DJ Ross from Friends?
New skills
Very impressive as always, but the tea party line stood out to me. The taxation without representation line hit me because I really don't feel we have any proper representation where I live and we pay crazy high taxes. Taxes on everything including our paychecks. Then again nobody really asked.
:) Yep, the revolution was fought over much lower tax rates than what we have now, among many other things. We have become weak sauce.
Great Rap though! Thanks Chris!
We will happily take you back - so long as you promise not to waste any more of the precious tea ;-)
@@shonunezekiel Well Im not British, but I can give you deer meat
I very much like tea, so no worries there! I'm a fan of our constitution though, so I'll pass. :)
Ok, that was sick. The beat, I thought, was actually really fun. A bit too slow which is why Chris had to switch it up.
Those in house beats are just so damn weak.
It has to be in his contract or something
True. It's like the beat maker is trying to show off how complex and different his beats can be. But it just detract from the rap
Normally it is not bad. This time it was terribly distracting. As if he found a new sound on the keyboard and could not help but force it in
It was shite an' all.
@@sr-kt9ml Spot on. Just keep it simple if you absolutely need to participate at all.
Is that sun o))) t-shirt?
Every time I see the dj I know it's going to be a wack/awkward beat
Chris with all my love, please change your hairstyle. Old style was excellent. New makes you look older than normal.
Have to pause the video to say the guy in the keyboard needs to understand he is in a supporting role to Chris, and just simply needs to provide a background beat only. If he doesn't get that he's like a child seeking attention....
He shouldve asked for a different beat.
The beats on this were feugo
I love the beat. I love the rap. It was easy enough for my low IQ 🙂
Bring back the DJ, beat is too slow
Cut the hair and drop the earring. You look silly
Beat sukd
TRUMP 2024 .... SAVE AMERICA
ditch the fckn DJ -
or better yet, he needs to find a new job, it isnt working for him
You are not the smartest rapper. Who do you think you are?? Harry Mack??
great, but all the items are separate, no connection between them
You’re the bottom 50%
They are all in one rap. That's connection enough.
Yo why you look like Rosie the Riveter in the thumbnail??
Love the flow change but overall this was not one of your best.