Russians INTERRUPT Freestyle Rapper's show | Chris Turner's Freestyle Raps
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Two Russians become the centre of attention when Chris Turner roasts their country, before dropping an incredible improvised rap based on the whole conversation that has them doubled over with laughter as he jokes about Kyrgyzstan, the British Empire, Immigration, Lawyers, Dogs, and much more...
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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From you got that list? From Reddit?
I was born in the Czech republic , when did the British invade Czech ?, to my knowledge never
I'm from Australia, the invasion isnt over yet!
Aww, don't worry, you'll get them eventually
@@Chameleon1981
Hello neighbor. Your question aroused my interest. I quickly checked and the first war of your people vs the british/english people I found was the 30 years' war from 1618 to 1648. You as part of the catholic countries vs the wrong-believers (just kidding, I am happy this conflict is over).
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There might be other wars as well, idk.
Cheers.
The genius moment of using even the soundalike “fish cake”. Man your brain is just unique.
This just might be my favorite Chris Turner rap. Jesus, this was insane.
He stuck with the accent without breaking, plus the amazing story telling. Probably Chris' best performance to date.
@@johnengooyen I have to agree. This one I could watch multiple times just to admire the flow.
@@johnengooyen Not to mention the comedy before it was tremendous.
Same bro had me laughing so much 🤣
Exactly, simply awesome!
the level has become so high
I can't even tell how high it is
I love when You have such a rich conversation You don't need 5 topics. This was one of my favorites 💜
This comedy is about 1,000,000 times funnier than Nish Kumar on his best day....& then he does that amazing freestyle rap like it's a walk in the park. Holy F...I'm impressed.
You are going from a low base
7:37 standing on Lego in bare feet is a million times funnier than Nish Kumar (a man who fake laughs at his own jokes)
So Nish Kumar is a comedian ?
😂😂 it's crazy how far out of their way people will go to say they don't like nish kumar.
I personally don't mind him, never particularly watched him but i remember findinflg him funny on that news spoof thing with charlie brooker.
"She's like Okay they invite me
AP News, New York in IT"
perfectly rhymed and from the hip, utterly fantastic
Was about to say the same! I have watched a lot of videos from Chris, but this Line is on the very top for rhyming flow.
This guy's not just a rapper he's an artist 👏
Possibly your best yet, mate! And I've seen hundreds 🤣 Outstanding - spat my brew. Quality 👊
What a freaking genius!
This knowledge in general is just insane!
i dont think most people will comprehend just how on the nose you are here. amazing knowledge.
Well, they don't eat dogs in Kyrgyzstan, since they're mostly Muslim and Koran says dogs are as dirty as pigs.
Horses are quite commonly cooked though.
@@vasiliipopov416 uh... the koran also says man on man is bad, but look at the muslims in the middle east. its a religion of lies and hypocrisy. everyone knows that, thats WHY its allowed to exist in russia. birds of a feather and all.
People who are hungry eat whatever they can. Philosophical and religious principles come second.
@@theroundhousekingofthemidw1705 true, but in case of Kyrgyzstan, there are more horses and sheep than dogs in the country
@@theroundhousekingofthemidw1705 who told you people in Kyrgyrzstan were starving?
Ive been watching Harry Mack and Chris Turner back and forth and they are just in their own league. Both gives what the other cant and i just love both styles. Hope Chris blows up even more. Very undereated.
I was doing the same but i find myself watching Chris Turner more. It is hilarious and more entertaining imo.
That was Gold brother,
Love your work🙌
This one was EXCELLENT.
One of my faves man
Thanks for all this... Keep it up👌
by far my favorite and getting all the humor leading up to the rap, this vid was perfect 💋
My number one favorite performance this year so far. If only we could hear what u said during the zumba part, too much cheering!
Exactly my thoughts
he's so good he realised the crowd was too loud and used a lil filler at that point so no1 missed the fire :)
I heard:
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I just stand there. I stay there
I'm a sexy lady -- and a neighbor
You can see me, oh, I hope
Everybody, over here, goes and goes
It's a circular motion. Look at the crowd!
Incredible! Yes, I'm aroused...
This is so damn funny, and brilliant 👏🏼👏🏼
Easily one of best videos you’ve uploaded. I wish we got to see the mother & daughters face during this. lol They must’ve been loving this.
“You’re walking up to the line” spot on. 😂
The more I watch this guy the more I am convinced he has three or four brains packed into that skull and networked. Amazing - always.
Absolute legend
Skill and talent and brains. Bravo 👏 the wit is off the charts
Love it, amazing job.
This guy is an absolute genius.
One of my favourites!
You're a phenom Chris, can't wait to see you in Rotterdam!
that was such a lovely interaction beforehand! 😂❤
Well this was pure fire
Gets me all the time.
Mr. Chris Turner, I really admire your wit, it's such a shame that to rap I'm not fit. I hear the audience, all their claps and their screams, but it's really so sad that 5 year olds have no dreams.
Bro that rap was sooo goood! 👍🔥🔥🔥
Definitely one of Chis Turner's best! It does seem to help his flow when he uses a good beat.
I am sooo close to subscribing - a guilty pleasure: hearing Chris rock the house with his groovy little rhymes from a dozen or so mouths he's like, "hear me chant as I wiggle and I hop. If you want me to start or you want me to stop you'd better ... get off your chair, staring at the UA-cam, come down to the cellar of comedy and grooooove!" ... I'll subscribe next time, Chris, but for now, for sure I am SLAMMING that like button!
You never got Sweden, you slackers! / love the videos!
Building bridges with casual cultural stereotypes and laughing about them is how we get to the promised land, y’all. Not through keeping a stiff upper lip while we refuse to giggle at funny stuff.
i know eminem just came out with a new song but this, this shit is something else.
So good 😂
That... Was... Great!!! Thank you Chris
i thought you cant get better, but apparently you can :D i think slow beats suit you better and the singing was a really nice touch! keep it up man, you and mack are the best freestyle rappers out there right now :)
Incredible
amazing 😂
Epic, genius
Ridiculously good, as usual. HOW?!
I'm from Timperley, living in Wythenshawe. I thought you were from Stockport? :)
He went to MGS, I googled it. Wythenshawe my arse.
@@paulshuttleworth6261 I just remember in a previous video he specifically said he was from Stockport. So seems a weird thing to mix up.
@@aceventura2154 I suppose it depends who you’re talking to. I was from Wythenshawe until 10, Gatley until 18, and now Cheadle Hulme (there’s a Waitrose, never been in it but it’s there! Don’t have that in Wythenshawe) depends on the crowd maybe.
Wow, your skills are still growing!
IQ 200 Chris!!!
Thoroughly enjoyed that. Nicely done Sir
Bulgarian but Russian in reference to the Umbrella jokes.
How the hell do you do it damn...
Fuuuuuck man thank god you exist in our world what a gem you are lol.
Unbefcknlievable
"How in the hiz-lle?"
- Snoop Dog probably
Use this beat more often :D
So good
This one was awesome, bruv
The Mozart of rap
The umbrella was the Bulgarians
You missed Serbia on the list - also never invaded by the UK, but had enough trouble anyways 😛
Such a genius
Fr
Tjis dude is just pure awesomeness 😂
lol funny ... im a Benchill lad
Condescending as fuck and lots of cheap gags but the rap was fucking unreal. You've hit a new level of awesome lately.
Chris Turner YOU ARE INCREDIBLE !!! You are just like an AI ;-) just Better (and probably human) I Just found out about you because of the youtube algorithm. PLEASE, PLEASE keep up these freestyle rap videos, they are pure gold !!! I love them 🙂
Greetings form Frankfurt am Main, Germany
The Kristi Noem line was fuckin' on point.
genius
I didn't know that Poland was invaded by British...
All of those bars were not only on beat and well rhymed, but a lot of them were in perfect tetrameter. That's ill.
You was actually born in wythenshawe wow yeah no wonder you got out
I like his stand up more than the raps. They're good, but I would rather just hear his jokes and stuff
Wythenshawe haha
The umbrella was Bulgarian not Russian. That is appropriation 😁.
👍👍
She was a good sport putting up with the racist jabs. Nice lady.
I don’t think the British invaded, they started with trade and then become politically involved over a period of time. They made pacts with tribes etc to protect them from other tribes, for payment in a number of ways. I’m not aware of any flat out invasion.
Alright, call it "migration" if you like 🙂
Uhh you've gone & killed the comedic mood for me now
Bit of click bait she never said you're crossing the line she said you're very close to crossing the line....
Never invaded Australia
👏👏👏👏👏
неплохо
You never invaded Sweden because you diddent want to loose
...Yet another Bishkek-rap...
Who the fek does Zumba in 2024 :P
🫡🫡
Gangster shit
Im truly disappointed about this video. At 2:39 Chris does not know what the capitol of Kyrgyzstan is. 😮
😀😇😆🤓🙋💪
Mate, so disappointed. Just looked at your Linkedin to see if we went to school together. You can’t be telling people you’re from Wythenshawe if you went to MGS.
Where are you really from? I bet you were born in Wythenshawe hospital but lived in Cheadle Hulme or something right? 😜
I didn't like this one Chris, I didn't like it at all. You definitely crossed the line from harmless banter to insult. I still respect your skills, which is why I am being honest, you can do better. I expect better, especially with that 200 IQ of yours.
That list you got there with the countries that UK has never invaded, is very very wrong. It's obviously made by somehow who has absolutely no idea about history. The list should be much larger. For example, just to start, UK has never been in any kind of war or invasion with Baltic States. That's 3 countries to the list. I could continue and for the beginning, you should add almost half Europe to that list, that UK never invaded.
So yeah, check you facts before spreading them, you can do it in 5 min.
I feel like you watch this channel JUST to see if one of his history facts is incorrect and you were like "FUCK YEAH, finally my time to shine!"
Took me 5 seconds to figure out that operation red trek, in 1918-1919, was a thing, so don't really know what you're on about. It's widely recognized by multiple sources that the list is only 22 countries long.
Read the list again. Sweden is listed as one of the ones NOT invaded.
get a fukin life
Ah, I see you edited your response and realized you have no idea what you are talking about. BTW research the Crimean War when the UK invaded the Baltic States. They didn't invade in conflict with the countries themselves, but en route to other conflicts.
You said Russians and I was like 🤮 🤮 🤢
Rapping with the accent was hilarious.
I love him long time whenever he use ethnic accent
The best and worst thing about Chris is how much he knows, it's amazing because he works with really complex facts which are brilliant. But this also means 90% of his audience dont understand the reference. 😄😄
Like Perestroika and Glasnos 😂
I have this on while driving my car, and I'm clapping and cheering at the absolute quality of that freestyle narrative! On point, and comedic gold! Well played…
Check out Harry Mack as well. Never fails to put a smile on your face
@@W1LL.F how do you think I found Chris?
When I went to Bishkek about 12 years ago a taxi driver drove me from there to Almaty in Kazakhstan and he played a lot of Kyrgyz rap in his car.
Chris Turner, amazing content keep it up bro
Ok this was actually 🔥🔥🔥
Incredible knowledge and off the cuff talent!
laughed so hard i cut myself shaving, Chris 😂
Shaving Chris? I've seen shaving vids before but I'd really like to see that one!
He’s frickin amazing!
That "cold war" line went hard!