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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • Two Russians become the centre of attention when Chris Turner roasts their country, before dropping an incredible improvised rap based on the whole conversation that has them doubled over with laughter as he jokes about Kyrgyzstan, the British Empire, Immigration, Lawyers, Dogs, and much more...
    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  3 місяці тому +48

    If you're from one of the 22 countries we didn't invade, let me know below! And sign up for live show alerts here: bit.ly/ChrisMail

    • @Mendogology
      @Mendogology 3 місяці тому +1

      From you got that list? From Reddit?

    • @Chameleon1981
      @Chameleon1981 3 місяці тому +4

      I was born in the Czech republic , when did the British invade Czech ?, to my knowledge never

    • @Wrennn
      @Wrennn 3 місяці тому +6

      I'm from Australia, the invasion isnt over yet!

    • @LogicalKip
      @LogicalKip 3 місяці тому +2

      Aww, don't worry, you'll get them eventually

    • @dirkbecker5598
      @dirkbecker5598 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Chameleon1981
      Hello neighbor. Your question aroused my interest. I quickly checked and the first war of your people vs the british/english people I found was the 30 years' war from 1618 to 1648. You as part of the catholic countries vs the wrong-believers (just kidding, I am happy this conflict is over).
      ...
      There might be other wars as well, idk.
      Cheers.

  • @alexchristodoulou
    @alexchristodoulou 3 місяці тому +113

    The genius moment of using even the soundalike “fish cake”. Man your brain is just unique.

  • @redcapote4760
    @redcapote4760 3 місяці тому +149

    This just might be my favorite Chris Turner rap. Jesus, this was insane.

    • @johnengooyen
      @johnengooyen 3 місяці тому +8

      He stuck with the accent without breaking, plus the amazing story telling. Probably Chris' best performance to date.

    • @redcapote4760
      @redcapote4760 3 місяці тому +3

      @@johnengooyen I have to agree. This one I could watch multiple times just to admire the flow.

    • @redcapote4760
      @redcapote4760 3 місяці тому +1

      @@johnengooyen Not to mention the comedy before it was tremendous.

    • @mcguinnessav1980
      @mcguinnessav1980 3 місяці тому +2

      Same bro had me laughing so much 🤣

    • @anttitaalto
      @anttitaalto Місяць тому

      Exactly, simply awesome!

  • @anFy81
    @anFy81 3 місяці тому +49

    the level has become so high
    I can't even tell how high it is

  • @merkymeadows
    @merkymeadows 3 місяці тому +41

    I love when You have such a rich conversation You don't need 5 topics. This was one of my favorites 💜

  • @ph8077
    @ph8077 3 місяці тому +29

    This comedy is about 1,000,000 times funnier than Nish Kumar on his best day....& then he does that amazing freestyle rap like it's a walk in the park. Holy F...I'm impressed.

    • @tobyway5093
      @tobyway5093 2 місяці тому +1

      You are going from a low base

    • @apb3251
      @apb3251 2 місяці тому +1

      7:37 standing on Lego in bare feet is a million times funnier than Nish Kumar (a man who fake laughs at his own jokes)

    • @bobbyboko6317
      @bobbyboko6317 2 місяці тому

      So Nish Kumar is a comedian ?

    • @seldom_bucket
      @seldom_bucket Місяць тому

      😂😂 it's crazy how far out of their way people will go to say they don't like nish kumar.
      I personally don't mind him, never particularly watched him but i remember findinflg him funny on that news spoof thing with charlie brooker.

  • @jeffb9983
    @jeffb9983 3 місяці тому +96

    "She's like Okay they invite me
    AP News, New York in IT"
    perfectly rhymed and from the hip, utterly fantastic

    • @JuriRadov
      @JuriRadov 3 місяці тому +1

      Was about to say the same! I have watched a lot of videos from Chris, but this Line is on the very top for rhyming flow.

  • @tyronemana6479
    @tyronemana6479 3 місяці тому +6

    This guy's not just a rapper he's an artist 👏

  • @Deathst4lker
    @Deathst4lker 3 місяці тому +10

    Possibly your best yet, mate! And I've seen hundreds 🤣 Outstanding - spat my brew. Quality 👊

  • @Kerlyos_
    @Kerlyos_ 3 місяці тому +30

    What a freaking genius!

  • @I.blom93
    @I.blom93 Місяць тому +1

    This knowledge in general is just insane!

  • @megaflux7144
    @megaflux7144 3 місяці тому +28

    i dont think most people will comprehend just how on the nose you are here. amazing knowledge.

    • @vasiliipopov416
      @vasiliipopov416 3 місяці тому

      Well, they don't eat dogs in Kyrgyzstan, since they're mostly Muslim and Koran says dogs are as dirty as pigs.
      Horses are quite commonly cooked though.

    • @megaflux7144
      @megaflux7144 3 місяці тому

      @@vasiliipopov416 uh... the koran also says man on man is bad, but look at the muslims in the middle east. its a religion of lies and hypocrisy. everyone knows that, thats WHY its allowed to exist in russia. birds of a feather and all.

    • @theroundhousekingofthemidw1705
      @theroundhousekingofthemidw1705 2 місяці тому +2

      People who are hungry eat whatever they can. Philosophical and religious principles come second.

    • @vasiliipopov416
      @vasiliipopov416 2 місяці тому

      ​@@theroundhousekingofthemidw1705 true, but in case of Kyrgyzstan, there are more horses and sheep than dogs in the country

    • @Nick_TV_Producer
      @Nick_TV_Producer 2 місяці тому

      ​@@theroundhousekingofthemidw1705 who told you people in Kyrgyrzstan were starving?

  • @onetruenation65
    @onetruenation65 3 місяці тому +4

    Ive been watching Harry Mack and Chris Turner back and forth and they are just in their own league. Both gives what the other cant and i just love both styles. Hope Chris blows up even more. Very undereated.

    • @chrisg6458
      @chrisg6458 Місяць тому

      I was doing the same but i find myself watching Chris Turner more. It is hilarious and more entertaining imo.

  • @DeeBees76
    @DeeBees76 3 місяці тому +11

    That was Gold brother,
    Love your work🙌

  • @PhatChin
    @PhatChin 3 місяці тому +16

    This one was EXCELLENT.

  • @patrickhercamp2993
    @patrickhercamp2993 3 місяці тому +6

    One of my faves man

  • @y3o3u3t3u3b3e
    @y3o3u3t3u3b3e 3 місяці тому +10

    Thanks for all this... Keep it up👌

  • @GwenActually
    @GwenActually 3 місяці тому +1

    by far my favorite and getting all the humor leading up to the rap, this vid was perfect 💋

  • @charlestwoo
    @charlestwoo 3 місяці тому +21

    My number one favorite performance this year so far. If only we could hear what u said during the zumba part, too much cheering!

    • @kirdot2011
      @kirdot2011 3 місяці тому +2

      Exactly my thoughts

    • @outseeker
      @outseeker 3 місяці тому

      he's so good he realised the crowd was too loud and used a lil filler at that point so no1 missed the fire :)

    • @vincentjohnflorio
      @vincentjohnflorio 3 місяці тому

      I heard:
      -------------------
      I just stand there. I stay there
      I'm a sexy lady -- and a neighbor
      You can see me, oh, I hope
      Everybody, over here, goes and goes
      It's a circular motion. Look at the crowd!
      Incredible! Yes, I'm aroused...

  • @djtrykle
    @djtrykle 3 місяці тому +9

    This is so damn funny, and brilliant 👏🏼👏🏼
    Easily one of best videos you’ve uploaded. I wish we got to see the mother & daughters face during this. lol They must’ve been loving this.
    “You’re walking up to the line” spot on. 😂

  • @damightyshabba439
    @damightyshabba439 2 місяці тому +4

    The more I watch this guy the more I am convinced he has three or four brains packed into that skull and networked. Amazing - always.

  • @philtanics1082
    @philtanics1082 3 місяці тому +3

    Absolute legend

  • @Rampagedd
    @Rampagedd 2 місяці тому

    Skill and talent and brains. Bravo 👏 the wit is off the charts

  • @bsillustration2902
    @bsillustration2902 3 місяці тому +1

    Love it, amazing job.

  • @BadMonkeyFinger_Audio
    @BadMonkeyFinger_Audio 2 місяці тому

    This guy is an absolute genius.

  • @CyberDragonGames
    @CyberDragonGames 3 місяці тому +1

    One of my favourites!

  • @Diego-valdivia
    @Diego-valdivia 3 місяці тому +1

    You're a phenom Chris, can't wait to see you in Rotterdam!

  • @BlueOrbitMan
    @BlueOrbitMan 3 місяці тому

    that was such a lovely interaction beforehand! 😂❤

  • @Lopro94
    @Lopro94 3 місяці тому +2

    Well this was pure fire

  • @b4ph0m3tdk9
    @b4ph0m3tdk9 3 місяці тому +1

    Gets me all the time.

  • @laeonflux
    @laeonflux 2 місяці тому

    Mr. Chris Turner, I really admire your wit, it's such a shame that to rap I'm not fit. I hear the audience, all their claps and their screams, but it's really so sad that 5 year olds have no dreams.

  • @anttitaalto
    @anttitaalto Місяць тому

    Bro that rap was sooo goood! 👍🔥🔥🔥

  • @Gmail4ChromeSettings
    @Gmail4ChromeSettings 3 місяці тому

    Definitely one of Chis Turner's best! It does seem to help his flow when he uses a good beat.

  • @tomvalle6979
    @tomvalle6979 3 місяці тому +3

    I am sooo close to subscribing - a guilty pleasure: hearing Chris rock the house with his groovy little rhymes from a dozen or so mouths he's like, "hear me chant as I wiggle and I hop. If you want me to start or you want me to stop you'd better ... get off your chair, staring at the UA-cam, come down to the cellar of comedy and grooooove!" ... I'll subscribe next time, Chris, but for now, for sure I am SLAMMING that like button!

  • @emileriksson76
    @emileriksson76 3 місяці тому +1

    You never got Sweden, you slackers! / love the videos!

  • @Chick4choice
    @Chick4choice 2 місяці тому +1

    Building bridges with casual cultural stereotypes and laughing about them is how we get to the promised land, y’all. Not through keeping a stiff upper lip while we refuse to giggle at funny stuff.

  • @strawhatgunz
    @strawhatgunz 3 місяці тому +7

    i know eminem just came out with a new song but this, this shit is something else.

  • @a.c.slater573
    @a.c.slater573 2 місяці тому

    So good 😂

  • @slick11nick1
    @slick11nick1 3 місяці тому +2

    That... Was... Great!!! Thank you Chris

  • @emrehaymana8306
    @emrehaymana8306 3 місяці тому

    i thought you cant get better, but apparently you can :D i think slow beats suit you better and the singing was a really nice touch! keep it up man, you and mack are the best freestyle rappers out there right now :)

  • @veclubby
    @veclubby Місяць тому

    Incredible

  • @zdslmn
    @zdslmn 2 місяці тому

    amazing 😂

  • @Bombuzzz
    @Bombuzzz Місяць тому

    Epic, genius

  • @JH-ky4jf
    @JH-ky4jf 3 місяці тому +2

    Ridiculously good, as usual. HOW?!

  • @aceventura2154
    @aceventura2154 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm from Timperley, living in Wythenshawe. I thought you were from Stockport? :)

    • @paulshuttleworth6261
      @paulshuttleworth6261 3 місяці тому

      He went to MGS, I googled it. Wythenshawe my arse.

    • @aceventura2154
      @aceventura2154 Місяць тому

      @@paulshuttleworth6261 I just remember in a previous video he specifically said he was from Stockport. So seems a weird thing to mix up.

    • @paulshuttleworth6261
      @paulshuttleworth6261 Місяць тому

      @@aceventura2154 I suppose it depends who you’re talking to. I was from Wythenshawe until 10, Gatley until 18, and now Cheadle Hulme (there’s a Waitrose, never been in it but it’s there! Don’t have that in Wythenshawe) depends on the crowd maybe.

  • @flix3o3
    @flix3o3 3 місяці тому

    Wow, your skills are still growing!

  • @hlqa7938
    @hlqa7938 Місяць тому

    IQ 200 Chris!!!

  • @jamesmcclarty-miller7886
    @jamesmcclarty-miller7886 3 місяці тому +1

    Thoroughly enjoyed that. Nicely done Sir

  • @charliecroker6445
    @charliecroker6445 3 місяці тому +1

    Bulgarian but Russian in reference to the Umbrella jokes.

  • @havanaradio
    @havanaradio 2 місяці тому

    How the hell do you do it damn...

  • @KingZealotTactics
    @KingZealotTactics 3 місяці тому

    Fuuuuuck man thank god you exist in our world what a gem you are lol.

  • @florianray1223
    @florianray1223 3 місяці тому +1

    Unbefcknlievable

  • @MrMotoMike
    @MrMotoMike 3 місяці тому

    "How in the hiz-lle?"
    - Snoop Dog probably

  • @Braselton21
    @Braselton21 3 місяці тому

    Use this beat more often :D

  • @JonShal
    @JonShal 3 місяці тому

    So good

  • @RemnTheteth
    @RemnTheteth 3 місяці тому +2

    This one was awesome, bruv

  • @thenuclearsandwich
    @thenuclearsandwich Місяць тому

    The Mozart of rap

  • @animated_ads
    @animated_ads 2 місяці тому

    The umbrella was the Bulgarians

  • @DinoWasHere
    @DinoWasHere 2 місяці тому

    You missed Serbia on the list - also never invaded by the UK, but had enough trouble anyways 😛

  • @riverrat1715
    @riverrat1715 3 місяці тому +4

    Such a genius

  • @Steelegotcha
    @Steelegotcha 3 місяці тому +2

    Tjis dude is just pure awesomeness 😂

  • @joe2tonepringle352
    @joe2tonepringle352 2 місяці тому

    lol funny ... im a Benchill lad

  • @Aritro77
    @Aritro77 3 місяці тому +4

    Condescending as fuck and lots of cheap gags but the rap was fucking unreal. You've hit a new level of awesome lately.

  • @donhaschi
    @donhaschi 2 місяці тому

    Chris Turner YOU ARE INCREDIBLE !!! You are just like an AI ;-) just Better (and probably human) I Just found out about you because of the youtube algorithm. PLEASE, PLEASE keep up these freestyle rap videos, they are pure gold !!! I love them 🙂
    Greetings form Frankfurt am Main, Germany

  • @michaelhenderson4706
    @michaelhenderson4706 3 місяці тому

    The Kristi Noem line was fuckin' on point.

  • @hanspeter4557
    @hanspeter4557 3 місяці тому

    genius

  • @adamszmukier5056
    @adamszmukier5056 Місяць тому

    I didn't know that Poland was invaded by British...

  • @audiosmurf
    @audiosmurf 2 місяці тому

    All of those bars were not only on beat and well rhymed, but a lot of them were in perfect tetrameter. That's ill.

  • @James-p8s6t
    @James-p8s6t 3 місяці тому +2

    You was actually born in wythenshawe wow yeah no wonder you got out

  • @jdhitc
    @jdhitc 3 місяці тому

    I like his stand up more than the raps. They're good, but I would rather just hear his jokes and stuff

  • @daveybigtechsno1fangurl518
    @daveybigtechsno1fangurl518 2 місяці тому

    Wythenshawe haha

  • @BugWalk
    @BugWalk 2 місяці тому

    The umbrella was Bulgarian not Russian. That is appropriation 😁.

  • @chrislock6623
    @chrislock6623 3 місяці тому

    👍👍

  • @Ben_D.
    @Ben_D. 2 місяці тому

    She was a good sport putting up with the racist jabs. Nice lady.

  • @gdfggggg
    @gdfggggg 3 місяці тому +5

    I don’t think the British invaded, they started with trade and then become politically involved over a period of time. They made pacts with tribes etc to protect them from other tribes, for payment in a number of ways. I’m not aware of any flat out invasion.

    • @rorychivers8769
      @rorychivers8769 3 місяці тому

      Alright, call it "migration" if you like 🙂

    • @ph8077
      @ph8077 3 місяці тому

      Uhh you've gone & killed the comedic mood for me now

  • @nonyabusiness999
    @nonyabusiness999 3 місяці тому

    Bit of click bait she never said you're crossing the line she said you're very close to crossing the line....

  • @Jimmy-p9n
    @Jimmy-p9n 3 місяці тому

    Never invaded Australia

  • @dose79
    @dose79 3 місяці тому

    👏👏👏👏👏

  • @OmarMunoz
    @OmarMunoz 3 місяці тому

    неплохо

  • @eliasjosephsson3994
    @eliasjosephsson3994 3 місяці тому

    You never invaded Sweden because you diddent want to loose

  • @KitagumaIgen
    @KitagumaIgen 3 місяці тому +1

    ...Yet another Bishkek-rap...

  • @SirTomo1
    @SirTomo1 2 місяці тому

    Who the fek does Zumba in 2024 :P

  • @Wonkygolfer-7zf
    @Wonkygolfer-7zf 3 місяці тому

    🫡🫡

  • @SHADOWSKY10
    @SHADOWSKY10 3 місяці тому

    Gangster shit

  • @XEinstein
    @XEinstein 3 місяці тому

    Im truly disappointed about this video. At 2:39 Chris does not know what the capitol of Kyrgyzstan is. 😮

  • @ymynymasa
    @ymynymasa 3 місяці тому

    😀😇😆🤓🙋💪

  • @paulshuttleworth6261
    @paulshuttleworth6261 3 місяці тому

    Mate, so disappointed. Just looked at your Linkedin to see if we went to school together. You can’t be telling people you’re from Wythenshawe if you went to MGS.
    Where are you really from? I bet you were born in Wythenshawe hospital but lived in Cheadle Hulme or something right? 😜

  • @TheMrmoc7
    @TheMrmoc7 3 місяці тому

    I didn't like this one Chris, I didn't like it at all. You definitely crossed the line from harmless banter to insult. I still respect your skills, which is why I am being honest, you can do better. I expect better, especially with that 200 IQ of yours.

  • @Mendogology
    @Mendogology 3 місяці тому +4

    That list you got there with the countries that UK has never invaded, is very very wrong. It's obviously made by somehow who has absolutely no idea about history. The list should be much larger. For example, just to start, UK has never been in any kind of war or invasion with Baltic States. That's 3 countries to the list. I could continue and for the beginning, you should add almost half Europe to that list, that UK never invaded.
    So yeah, check you facts before spreading them, you can do it in 5 min.

    • @A3sth3tik
      @A3sth3tik 3 місяці тому +9

      I feel like you watch this channel JUST to see if one of his history facts is incorrect and you were like "FUCK YEAH, finally my time to shine!"

    • @mxyplex
      @mxyplex 3 місяці тому +4

      Took me 5 seconds to figure out that operation red trek, in 1918-1919, was a thing, so don't really know what you're on about. It's widely recognized by multiple sources that the list is only 22 countries long.

    • @jamesestelle7260
      @jamesestelle7260 3 місяці тому

      Read the list again. Sweden is listed as one of the ones NOT invaded.

    • @philtanics1082
      @philtanics1082 3 місяці тому

      get a fukin life

    • @jamesestelle7260
      @jamesestelle7260 3 місяці тому +2

      Ah, I see you edited your response and realized you have no idea what you are talking about. BTW research the Crimean War when the UK invaded the Baltic States. They didn't invade in conflict with the countries themselves, but en route to other conflicts.

  • @skiptastic1000
    @skiptastic1000 Місяць тому

    You said Russians and I was like 🤮 🤮 🤢

  • @TheMrpunisher77
    @TheMrpunisher77 3 місяці тому +80

    Rapping with the accent was hilarious.

    • @vegan678
      @vegan678 3 місяці тому +2

      I love him long time whenever he use ethnic accent

  • @ad905
    @ad905 3 місяці тому +46

    The best and worst thing about Chris is how much he knows, it's amazing because he works with really complex facts which are brilliant. But this also means 90% of his audience dont understand the reference. 😄😄

  • @schrodingerscat8621
    @schrodingerscat8621 3 місяці тому +34

    I have this on while driving my car, and I'm clapping and cheering at the absolute quality of that freestyle narrative! On point, and comedic gold! Well played…

    • @W1LL.F
      @W1LL.F 3 місяці тому +1

      Check out Harry Mack as well. Never fails to put a smile on your face

    • @schrodingerscat8621
      @schrodingerscat8621 3 місяці тому +1

      @@W1LL.F how do you think I found Chris?

  • @michaelwisniewski6047
    @michaelwisniewski6047 3 місяці тому +19

    When I went to Bishkek about 12 years ago a taxi driver drove me from there to Almaty in Kazakhstan and he played a lot of Kyrgyz rap in his car.

  • @IOSARBX
    @IOSARBX 3 місяці тому +15

    Chris Turner, amazing content keep it up bro

  • @albertosierraalta3223
    @albertosierraalta3223 3 місяці тому +8

    Ok this was actually 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Astrolavista
    @Astrolavista 3 місяці тому +6

    Incredible knowledge and off the cuff talent!

  • @cabie58
    @cabie58 3 місяці тому +10

    laughed so hard i cut myself shaving, Chris 😂

    • @ph8077
      @ph8077 3 місяці тому

      Shaving Chris? I've seen shaving vids before but I'd really like to see that one!

  • @magckmn01
    @magckmn01 3 місяці тому +7

    He’s frickin amazing!

  • @UnofficialFoneE
    @UnofficialFoneE 3 місяці тому +15

    That "cold war" line went hard!