Gf or PS5?

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • By Salem
    #creatornow

КОМЕНТАРІ • 30 тис.

  • @Incognito4
    @Incognito4 4 місяці тому +40275

    "I'd rather have a console than a controller"
    Bro got them bars.

  • @MULTISTANNN__
    @MULTISTANNN__ 3 місяці тому +1222

    "I'd rather have a console than only have a controller" bro didnt cook, he BURNED the building down.

    • @emmanuelonaolapo4761
      @emmanuelonaolapo4761 2 місяці тому +4

      154 likes and no comment let me fix that

    • @lizzy_afton41
      @lizzy_afton41 2 місяці тому +7

      Off topic but did u see the chk chk boon trailer by stray kids?!?! Cuz u have a Seung Berry pfp😅

    • @MULTISTANNN__
      @MULTISTANNN__ 2 місяці тому +4

      @@lizzy_afton41 YESSS I DID ITS SAUR GOOD OMFGG

    • @lizzy_afton41
      @lizzy_afton41 2 місяці тому +3

      @@MULTISTANNN__ THEY EVEN FINALLY RELEASED THE CHALLENGE AND I'M LEARNING AND UA-cam COMMENTED ON IT!!

    • @Justme-zn2qi
      @Justme-zn2qi 2 місяці тому +3

      @@lizzy_afton41ur not asking me but I saw it and I also Stan stray kids!

  • @user-poto999
    @user-poto999 3 місяці тому +371

    DUDE That sounds like Hamilton I LOVE IT

    • @baizhuscrunkly
      @baizhuscrunkly 2 місяці тому +12

      I WAS THINKING RHE EXACT SAME THING

    • @HeyBabesloveu
      @HeyBabesloveu Місяць тому

      OK WAIT IT REMINDS ME OF A SONG FROM HAMILTON BUT WHICH ONE

    • @CTbrickfilms
      @CTbrickfilms Місяць тому +6

      Just wait till he sings “Say Play To This”

  • @DxrkWasTaken
    @DxrkWasTaken Рік тому +1811

    "rather have a console than only a controller"
    DAMN HITS HARD AF

    • @Jeno_Sinatra
      @Jeno_Sinatra Рік тому +15

      "Stolen comment"-👶🏻

    • @kslypp
      @kslypp Рік тому +4

      ​@@roaming-skoomacat the controller is her

    • @kslypp
      @kslypp Рік тому +2

      @@roaming-skoomacat wha- i just though u didnt know

    • @nhacvang4176
      @nhacvang4176 Рік тому +3

      @@roaming-skoomacat honestly there was no sign of a joke in that comment

    • @coacht8121
      @coacht8121 Рік тому +1

      @@Jeno_Sinatra no, no. The kid has a point.

  • @TheAigly
    @TheAigly 2 місяці тому +46

    So the best thing about this one (apart from the fire bar) is that it's respectful. It's not continuing the disrespect and toxicity that the first verse is starting and most of the other duets are continuing on. Great job 💯🌟

  • @Regretevator_OBSESSEDFanX3
    @Regretevator_OBSESSEDFanX3 3 місяці тому +184

    I CANT UNHEAR "fOrTnItE bAtTlE pAsS, I jUsT sH1T oUt mY aZz" 💀

    • @daseway
      @daseway 3 місяці тому

      Same lel

    • @Lrkb4477
      @Lrkb4477 2 місяці тому

      What😂

    • @j1gamer84
      @j1gamer84 2 місяці тому

      It's stuck in my head

    • @someonedumb04
      @someonedumb04 2 місяці тому +2

      “Booted up my pc, cause I need need, to get that Fortnite battle pass”

    • @mads_is_kool
      @mads_is_kool Місяць тому

      REALL

  • @sarahpickle_06
    @sarahpickle_06 2 роки тому +1439

    “rather have a console than only a controller”
    my jaw dropped

    • @jeanwilliams4634
      @jeanwilliams4634 2 роки тому +3

      same

    • @meiyv
      @meiyv 2 роки тому +4

      my jaw. reached the core. of the earth

    • @TallCloud_II
      @TallCloud_II 2 роки тому +4

      My jaw dropped to mars

    • @CreeperG3
      @CreeperG3 Рік тому +2

      ​@@meiyv my jaw literally detached from my skull

    • @meiyv
      @meiyv Рік тому +1

      @@CreeperG3 LMAOOOOOO
      BEST THING IVE HEARD ALL DAY

  • @crazy6307
    @crazy6307 2 роки тому +1095

    The fact he isn’t being horrible about it just makes it so much better.

    • @AnimeDebates..
      @AnimeDebates.. 2 роки тому +1

      Uh hes being pretty horrible to me 😂

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat 2 роки тому +9

      @@AnimeDebates.. How?

    • @AnimeDebates..
      @AnimeDebates.. 2 роки тому +4

      @@toastarkat bro can't you hear his bars, hes roasting the poor girl xD

    • @J3lloToT
      @J3lloToT 2 роки тому +16

      @@AnimeDebates.. how the heck is he being horrible,thats still pretty tame and I would get why he also said those things to the girl

    • @AnimeDebates..
      @AnimeDebates.. 2 роки тому +2

      @@J3lloToT Uh bro the girl did nothing wrong, also I was complimenting the guy for having bars

  • @FrozenSpaceYT
    @FrozenSpaceYT 2 роки тому +5407

    Damn this is super good, especially the "rather have a console than just a controller" straight bars

    • @AwesuneFox
      @AwesuneFox 2 роки тому +82

      Yeah why would I take a dumb piece of plastic that’s made to entertain stupid people
      Over a PS5

    • @RX_124__GTR_6
      @RX_124__GTR_6 2 роки тому +38

      @@AwesuneFox Had me in the first half not gonna lie...

    • @Idkyet5
      @Idkyet5 2 роки тому +3

      FORTNITE BATTLE PASS I JUST Sh@t out my @$$

    • @brolylook662
      @brolylook662 2 роки тому +7

      @@AwesuneFox that was a ray reference.
      Noice

    • @Ithat1guyl
      @Ithat1guyl 2 роки тому +1

      @Clipzyy I think everyone is now a Ray William Johnson fan (if they find him)

  • @KerryPardy
    @KerryPardy 2 місяці тому +2

    Omg he actually rapped to it brooooooooo… that was AMAZING 🤩

  • @mr.movienerd3310
    @mr.movienerd3310 Рік тому +1565

    Someone please get this guy a rap duet with Lin-Manuel Miranda RIGHT NOW

  • @mini_awan
    @mini_awan 4 місяці тому +1902

    “Just take it” the end really plot twisted and changed the mood!

    • @RUINECLIPSEFAN
      @RUINECLIPSEFAN 4 місяці тому +4

      Exactly what i thought

    • @Ztar_Gaze
      @Ztar_Gaze 4 місяці тому +5

      He's saying take it because he has two

    • @CommentCritique
      @CommentCritique 4 місяці тому +3

      Bro is 2 years late 😭

    • @DoodleNoodlesk
      @DoodleNoodlesk 3 місяці тому +1

      Ikr, time flies by when we don’t concentrate on the present 🥹

    • @urlocalkyn2356
      @urlocalkyn2356 3 місяці тому +1

      Who else wants to see a full music video of this song

  • @adzkebabz7278
    @adzkebabz7278 Рік тому +641

    "Rather have a console than just a controller"
    Eminem been quiet from double entendres 💀💀

  • @Hampuspus44
    @Hampuspus44 Рік тому +454

    "Rather have a console than a controller"
    Bro woke up and chose violence 💀

    • @a.j.outlaster1222
      @a.j.outlaster1222 10 місяців тому

      Not really, Just logic. 🙃

    • @TopHatRed2
      @TopHatRed2 10 місяців тому +2

      @@a.j.outlaster1222The controller is the girl not the ps5 controller.

  • @AshyPlaysMinecraft
    @AshyPlaysMinecraft Рік тому +706

    Bro called us broke and we didn’t even notice

    • @willtopeditor5889
      @willtopeditor5889 Рік тому

      😂😂

    • @sarathebaddiee
      @sarathebaddiee Рік тому +5

      Me: 🤔🤔
      Me 3 seconds later: 😮😮…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tapsofosiris3110
      @tapsofosiris3110 Рік тому +1

      They're only 400 dollars. If you had a ps4 3 or 4 years ago it's the same price.

    • @QtarosNormalTrip
      @QtarosNormalTrip Рік тому +4

      ​@@tapsofosiris3110'only'

    • @Failureman-ul8nc
      @Failureman-ul8nc Рік тому +1

      ​@@tapsofosiris3110 Bro, $400 is equivalent to nearly ₱15 000, more precisely its ₱14 981.2734.
      And im Filipino so i cant afford that shtick

  • @infamouxkiller
    @infamouxkiller 3 місяці тому +11

    So smooth, so clean ITS PERFECT

  • @Its_Noellezumbado
    @Its_Noellezumbado Рік тому +671

    “ so if you think I’m choosing you, then you be sadly mistaken” that hit hard-

  • @maxpugboyyi7
    @maxpugboyyi7 3 місяці тому +2

    "I'd rather have a consle then only have a controller" that was the lyric that made lebron cry

  • @jessie06_
    @jessie06_ 2 роки тому +1867

    “The way you’re making me choose. I don’t know why we’d stay together.”
    literally this ^

  • @imtiazahmed5718
    @imtiazahmed5718 2 роки тому +1736

    "I'd rather have a console than just a controller" That Was The Most Legendary Roast Ever.

    • @LiaHayila
      @LiaHayila 2 роки тому +5

      xD way more better that Dhar Mann’s roasts LOL

    • @samirbenitez3484
      @samirbenitez3484 2 роки тому +2

      Shut up he's not talking about dhar mann

    • @Lavapit123
      @Lavapit123 2 роки тому +1

      Don't be rude to dhar Mann

    • @XxxX-ot4hq
      @XxxX-ot4hq 2 роки тому +2

      @@Lavapit123 dhar Mann is annoying

    • @LiaHayila
      @LiaHayila 2 роки тому +1

      @@samirbenitez3484 btw I never said he did :) pls don’t be rude

  • @Galaxydragonpie
    @Galaxydragonpie 2 роки тому +926

    "Play stupid games win stupid prizes" is phrase that should be used when a partner expects the other to give up their hobbies because they aren't paying attention to them 24/7.

    • @kitty-fj3pr
      @kitty-fj3pr 2 роки тому +9

      They don't even know each other this is just a duet and you don't have to pay attention to your gf or bf 24/7 just pay attention to her u don't need to see her all the time

    • @king_of_frauds
      @king_of_frauds 2 роки тому +2

      I always say "You ask dumb questions and you get dumb answers"

    • @Vulcan_Logics
      @Vulcan_Logics 2 роки тому +9

      @@kitty-fj3pr I think they mean in general, not specifically them

    • @izzybean9085
      @izzybean9085 2 роки тому

      @LunaNightshade hold on...did you just say woman are to blame for domestic violence against them?? Cause saying they horde their emotions till they're victims is pretty victim blamey for me.
      Now if you're talking abt the unbalanaced reports of domestic violence from woman to men then yes I would have to agree with you to a certain extent.

    • @richmondgohhannjeoo2383
      @richmondgohhannjeoo2383 2 роки тому +1

      I don't even know how this is getting almost 1k likes, it's just a song bruh, it's all being done ironically

  • @Predated2
    @Predated2 3 місяці тому +3

    Simple answer to something like this:
    If my hobbies negatively impact our relationship, either you dont have hobbies on your own, or you do not like seeing me being happy being myself.
    You dont make me choose between you and my hobby. You make me choose between personal happiness and you. And if I cant be happy on my own, I cant be in a functioning relationship.
    So you choose, do you want a relationship or do you hate my happiness?

  • @stalka6279
    @stalka6279 2 роки тому +1021

    That flow

  • @gooblsinc.220
    @gooblsinc.220 Рік тому +977

    The crossover we didn’t need but deserved

  • @Knight_GuardianTales
    @Knight_GuardianTales 3 місяці тому +2

    BRO SPEAKING FAX🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @SpamtonWhitKROMERS
    @SpamtonWhitKROMERS 3 місяці тому +446

    Ain't no way this is still a banger even after 2 years😭😭🙏

  • @atlasoceane7484
    @atlasoceane7484 Місяць тому +1

    havent heard this since 2021 but you killed that

  • @minaikimoe42069
    @minaikimoe42069 2 роки тому +1441

    "Id rather have a console than just a controller"
    *D A M N*
    Edit: lol why is everyone starting a damn chain DVGDDFDD

  • @Sleeolo
    @Sleeolo 3 місяці тому +4

    Plot twist: it's a life or death situation, after this video she's the one that got run over

  • @CSX110
    @CSX110 3 місяці тому +1150

    "Gf or trains?"
    Me: "TOUCHING GRASS IS NOT ENOUGH, I NEED MORE TRAINS!"

    • @Vex_YTh
      @Vex_YTh 3 місяці тому +7

      trains 🤤

    • @eliyahtherailfanner131
      @eliyahtherailfanner131 3 місяці тому +6

      I pick a 4-8-4 Northern or if diesel a C40-8

    • @Tacommander
      @Tacommander 3 місяці тому +4

      FOLLOW THE DAM TRAIN!!

    • @1994CivicGLi
      @1994CivicGLi 3 місяці тому +2

      I will pick the ČD railjet (Siemens Viaggio trainset), idk

    • @DDRailways
      @DDRailways 3 місяці тому

      “It’s me or the ‘66”

  • @ShiningMoon26
    @ShiningMoon26 2 роки тому +1925

    “I’d rather have a console than only have a controller” Man started spitting bars 🗿

    • @ashtonbeinfr
      @ashtonbeinfr 2 роки тому +3

      1.5k likes with no reply?

    • @Im.Svn.7
      @Im.Svn.7 2 роки тому +2

      @@ashtonbeinfrlet’s start an idk chain

    • @Im.Svn.7
      @Im.Svn.7 2 роки тому +2

      @@ashtonbeinfr idk

    • @mizomizo269
      @mizomizo269 2 роки тому +3

      Yep GFS are controllers legit they control you

    • @greenfood3314
      @greenfood3314 2 роки тому +2

      @@Im.Svn.7 idk

  • @OfcImSatiree
    @OfcImSatiree 9 місяців тому +788

    Bro dropped the coldest duet and forgot to give us the blanket 🥶🥶🥶🥶

    • @dunn082_
      @dunn082_ 8 місяців тому +9

      I think we would've needed more than a blanket🇦🇶

    • @DonutzCOOL
      @DonutzCOOL 7 місяців тому

      @@dunn082_true, maybe a bonfire. Lemme set it up 🪵🔥

    • @CHARlTYHlROSE
      @CHARlTYHlROSE 6 місяців тому +3

      Yeah we need this 👉☀

    • @MonsterEnergy_DRINK
      @MonsterEnergy_DRINK 5 місяців тому

      ​@@CHARlTYHlROSEunderstatement

    • @M3LAT0N1N_M3LANC0LY
      @M3LAT0N1N_M3LANC0LY 4 місяці тому +1

      he kept the fan on ‼️‼️

  • @MichelleMaeDelgado
    @MichelleMaeDelgado Місяць тому

    “Controller” bro roasting the girl like roast corn💀

  • @cookiedough7660
    @cookiedough7660 2 роки тому +407

    Damn that “I’d rather have a console than just a controller” is the best line like holy shit lmao

    • @Punjabi_MC
      @Punjabi_MC 2 роки тому

      He’s saying that she’s controlling his life so he’s rather have a console than a controller which is her.

    • @cookiedough7660
      @cookiedough7660 Рік тому

      @@Punjabi_MCno shit 💀 that’s why it’s the best line

  • @ChewieCatt
    @ChewieCatt 2 роки тому +721

    That controller line was such a BAR 🔥🔥🔥

  • @akshatthakur5880
    @akshatthakur5880 2 роки тому +150

    "rather have a console than just a controller" is the best line ngl

  • @Fazbear-84
    @Fazbear-84 3 місяці тому

    Damn bro is so good at that. This is why I love this channel

  • @cursorguy
    @cursorguy 2 роки тому +802

    *The kind of music you listen to when the homies aren’t around:*

  • @visionxi4716
    @visionxi4716 2 роки тому +597

    "I'd rather have a console than only have a controller"
    *Wowed such a good line O_o*

  • @Creative_YT
    @Creative_YT 4 дні тому +1

    He really just rhymed together with together

  • @tatoh596
    @tatoh596 2 роки тому +585

    When he said 'I'd rather have a console then a controller ' I actually physically went *OOOOOH* and slapped my hand over my mouth jeez

    • @Zarro0o0o
      @Zarro0o0o 2 роки тому +1

      Shut up

    • @myla2485
      @myla2485 2 роки тому +8

      @@Zarro0o0o mean to them they're just writing a comment. Man you must be getting but hurt real easily or you probably just a Karen

    • @myla2485
      @myla2485 2 роки тому +2

      Also Tantum H I did the exact same thing 😂

    • @ruiK774
      @ruiK774 2 роки тому +3

      @@Zarro0o0o cool opinion, one small issue
      Your mom

    • @Zarro0o0o
      @Zarro0o0o 2 роки тому

      @@myla2485 shut up

  • @Memm-x3n0
    @Memm-x3n0 3 місяці тому +1

    My boy has SERIOUS BARS

  • @DakaEditzz
    @DakaEditzz 2 місяці тому

    Bro was cooking straight up 😂🔥

  • @lifeonthebed5916
    @lifeonthebed5916 2 роки тому +486

    Girlfriend: “ITS ME OR THE GAME!!!”
    Me 3 hours later: “it’s nice being single”

    • @biscuit3456
      @biscuit3456 2 роки тому +13

      I’d rather be single than bored

    • @LesserLordKusanali
      @LesserLordKusanali 2 роки тому +11

      You acting like you've had a girlfriend before

    • @Aki-47.
      @Aki-47. 2 роки тому +11

      @@LesserLordKusanali yeah he had more girls then you bought games

    • @hessen5498
      @hessen5498 2 роки тому +1

      @@Aki-47. My man Got Violated

    • @RFlintstone
      @RFlintstone 2 роки тому +2

      I guess someone played monopoly with his gf. x)

  • @dogwithheadphones
    @dogwithheadphones 3 місяці тому

    Real talk tho, never stay with someone who issues ultimatums like that

  • @lydianerobinson
    @lydianerobinson 4 місяці тому +796

    Why does he sound like Lin Manuel Miranda 😂😭

    • @Melzheartq
      @Melzheartq 3 місяці тому +23

      WAIT HE DOES 😭BUT LIKE A BIT YOUNGER

    • @alexiaplayz
      @alexiaplayz 3 місяці тому +6

      Fr

    • @sorella.
      @sorella. 3 місяці тому +4

      literally what I said

    • @vanilladrizzlequeen
      @vanilladrizzlequeen 3 місяці тому +6

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @ЕгорМартынов-э9ц
      @ЕгорМартынов-э9ц 3 місяці тому +12

      "OH - So this woman is asking to hear my voice
      - OH - For the couple is facing a difficult choice
      - OH - But if you are asking who I would promote
      - OH - PS5 has my vote!" - The Election of 1800, probably.

  • @LLAW08-4
    @LLAW08-4 Місяць тому

    The fact that this is a PERFECT loop🤩🤩

  • @_.person
    @_.person 3 місяці тому

    It’s the way she is just sitting there nodding and smiling as she getting roasted😂

  • @harirocksnyc
    @harirocksnyc 2 роки тому +635

    Everyone: "I'd rather have a console than only have a controller".
    Me: I wish I could say that to my mom

  • @T4lerTheTROLLGYouKnow
    @T4lerTheTROLLGYouKnow 11 днів тому +1

    "See I'd rather have a console than only have a controller" hits hard \(〇_o)/

  • @07inku07
    @07inku07 2 роки тому +148

    The “rather have a console than just a controller” ITS SO GOOD it’s like she is a controlling gf lol

  • @theaworley7322
    @theaworley7322 2 роки тому +367

    "I WOULD BE A FOOL TO JUST LET YOU BREAK IT."
    Also him:
    "Now, take it."

  • @sullyprod81
    @sullyprod81 3 місяці тому

    Bro just dropped a bigger diss than Kendrick’s

  • @UmbralKitten
    @UmbralKitten 4 місяці тому +281

    That's the best kind of logic honestly. If you're making me choose between you and something/someone else then you're the wrong choice.

    • @Varaize
      @Varaize 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@justgoodgaming.
      Master all day

    • @namenotfound2456
      @namenotfound2456 3 місяці тому

      ​@@justgoodgaming.Master all f*cking day, how is that even a question 😂

    • @namenotfound2456
      @namenotfound2456 3 місяці тому

      @@justgoodgaming. i fail to see where's the problem tbh

    • @namenotfound2456
      @namenotfound2456 3 місяці тому

      @@justgoodgaming. -

  • @yvettejavaid9775
    @yvettejavaid9775 3 місяці тому

    BARS DROPPED LIKE MY GRADES DAMN DUDE

  • @royalblox1619
    @royalblox1619 2 роки тому +323

    2 things, 1. Your voice goes perfect with the song! 2. I love the line “Rather have a console than a controller” *chefs kiss*

  • @not_so_relEvant
    @not_so_relEvant 3 місяці тому

    Dam bro roasted her so bad. If she has an ego after that one id be surprised

  • @hanifisamir9397
    @hanifisamir9397 3 місяці тому

    bro got them vocals + the nmber of times i wathced this is unhealthy

  • @Insudi
    @Insudi 2 роки тому +535

    “Rather have a console than just a controller” damn that with a good line

  • @ieatchalk8944
    @ieatchalk8944 4 місяці тому +1280

    Her: hands mic to me
    Me: *FORTNITE BATTLEPASS*

    • @spawn_be_cringe_af_69
      @spawn_be_cringe_af_69 4 місяці тому

      Fr my brain was only thinking of that 💀

    • @chapthecoolguylol
      @chapthecoolguylol 4 місяці тому +7

      Me: In the notepad fates are written..

    • @ThymeLeaves_
      @ThymeLeaves_ 4 місяці тому +25

      B-b-booted up my PC, cuz I need need, to get my fortnite Battle pass 🗣️🗣️🎶

    • @minosprimefromultrakill
      @minosprimefromultrakill 4 місяці тому

      I just shit, out my ass🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @bygain
      @bygain 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@chapthecoolguylolCause Pandora didnt listen

  • @kipiekiee519
    @kipiekiee519 3 місяці тому

    "see i have two and i thought maybe we could play together", this is genuinely how my partner and I started playing D2 together when my PC wasn't strong enough. They let me use their xbox while they played on their laptop. If you choose to be with someone who games, you have to expect them to fucking play games. It doesn't have to be a choice, and I'm sure any guy you're with would love to be able to play with you

  • @baku-toga4210
    @baku-toga4210 2 роки тому +474

    "I would rather have a console than only have a controller" has got to be the best line

    • @willow6662
      @willow6662 2 роки тому

      What did this exactly meant?

    • @alexcaseygoat
      @alexcaseygoat 2 роки тому +6

      @@willow6662 it meant he’d rather have the ps5 then have her controlling his life

    • @ScizzoringGirlz
      @ScizzoringGirlz 2 роки тому

      @@alexcaseygoat but that makes no sense. Why is he assuming she would control his life? Actually, I think it might be the opposite.

    • @dcks2
      @dcks2 2 роки тому

      @@ScizzoringGirlz He’s not “assuming” it’s supposed to be a fake scenario.

    • @bidishaabanik
      @bidishaabanik 2 роки тому

      💯

  • @danny_k916
    @danny_k916 2 роки тому +455

    I’d rather have a console than a controller
    “Emotional damage”

    • @KingBoss3BiggestFan
      @KingBoss3BiggestFan 2 роки тому +7

      **throw something**
      E M O T I O N A L
      D A M A G E

    • @notsocringedburger9184
      @notsocringedburger9184 2 роки тому

      :D

    • @gradypalmer2196
      @gradypalmer2196 2 роки тому +1

      Wow that so funny 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

    • @Bucket-H
      @Bucket-H 2 роки тому +2

      @@gradypalmer2196 atleast funnier than your life

    • @Bucket-H
      @Bucket-H 2 роки тому

      @Mimi098 UwU hello there fellow chikn nuggit subscriber

  • @Savege-667
    @Savege-667 3 місяці тому

    That girl belongs in a live-action Wreck-It Ralph

  • @karimafarid8189
    @karimafarid8189 2 роки тому +299

    "Now take it"
    "Gimme"

  • @ParkerShame
    @ParkerShame Місяць тому

    “Its me boy I’m the PS5 speaking to you inside your brain”

  • @SpiritDragonMusic15
    @SpiritDragonMusic15 2 місяці тому

    “See I’d rather have a console then both a controller” bro i want dem bars brooooooo

  • @humamhasan951
    @humamhasan951 3 місяці тому

    damn bro didnt even breath and after 2 years its still a banger bro

  • @Pizza-h8d
    @Pizza-h8d 2 роки тому +315

    he really rhymed “together” with “together” and it worked-

    • @crimblr
      @crimblr 2 роки тому +9

      Well he rhymed play and stay, not together and together. Rhymes don’t have to be always at the end of a line

    • @theqwertycoder_alt
      @theqwertycoder_alt 2 роки тому +3

      @@crimblr he rhymed "stay together" with "play together", which is still at the end of the line.

    • @crimblr
      @crimblr 2 роки тому

      @@theqwertycoder_alt :/ he rhymed play and stay. The together didn’t rhyme with itself

    • @kellyfav8617
      @kellyfav8617 2 роки тому

      @@crimblr Im sorry but play and stay have nothing to do with this

    • @crimblr
      @crimblr 2 роки тому +1

      @@kellyfav8617 how do they not? He rhymed them? He didn’t rhyme together and together because that literally doesn’t rhyme

  • @draconicisha
    @draconicisha 3 місяці тому

    yyeeaahh no, the nanosecond the ultimatum comes out, the relationship is over. I will NOT have someone decree to me what I am allowed to do in my time

  • @Charms55
    @Charms55 3 місяці тому

    "So if u thought I'm choosing u then u'd be sadly mistaken so TAKE IT-"😭😭

  • @Farmer_Kashimo
    @Farmer_Kashimo 3 місяці тому

    bro looks like verbalase if he didn't spend 50K on a music video💀

  • @458amaya
    @458amaya 2 роки тому +122

    “Why does she kinda look like Chrissy though “(wake up)

    • @Isntmycatcute
      @Isntmycatcute 2 роки тому +1

      Chrissy
      Wake up
      I don't like this
      Chrissy
      Wake up
      I don't like this
      Gotta wake up
      Gotta wake up
      Gotta wake up
      Chrissy Gotta wake up
      *this is the the actual lyrics it's just how I remember it*

    • @freya4ever
      @freya4ever 2 роки тому +1

      @@Isntmycatcute that is not it💀

    • @Isntmycatcute
      @Isntmycatcute 2 роки тому

      @@freya4ever yah that's what happen when you listen to your vedios on full speed it comes like that lol
      But ty for telling me

    • @anonymousxoxo134
      @anonymousxoxo134 2 роки тому +2

      Exactly first though lmao

    • @deviousdylan
      @deviousdylan 2 роки тому

      Chrissy wake up! I don't like this. Chrissy wake up! (hey hello)
      Gotta wake up
      Gotta wake up
      Gotta wake up chrissy
      Chrissy wake uppp

  • @Israel_mapping1
    @Israel_mapping1 3 місяці тому +132

    BRO'S SPITTING BARS🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @theactualjohnlemon
      @theactualjohnlemon 3 місяці тому +1

      3mins ago no way

    • @chelseachatty2519
      @chelseachatty2519 3 місяці тому +1

      Bars from mars😎❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

    • @-basse-
      @-basse- 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@chelseachatty2519 you aint got no cars only tartars

  • @Bananaboigamer1
    @Bananaboigamer1 3 місяці тому

    He's a freaking baker. Mad respect 🫡

  • @grshift
    @grshift 2 роки тому +367

    Damn he really just make us "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'ED" for him nice rap, and roast tho..

  • @roo9881
    @roo9881 2 роки тому +80

    Him: *breaking up with her*
    Her: 😀🎤

  • @FrenchAmericanDuck
    @FrenchAmericanDuck 3 місяці тому

    UA-cam returned me to this masterpiece years later

  • @Elijah-l9d
    @Elijah-l9d 3 місяці тому

    FNAF LORE: William Afton and Henry Emily opened a restaurant around the early 70s, named Fredbear's Family Diner, which quickly evolved into a chain of restaurants known as "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza," started in 1983, under the company of Fazbear Entertainment, Inc. At some point, both of them left the company, with an unknown individual taking over as CEO.
    William was secretly a serial killer, using mascot costumes to lure, abduct, and murder kids. His motives aren't known, though widely speculated to be him trying to achieve immortality through researching the paranormal, haunted metal (known as remnant), which he created through the murders.
    His first target was Charlotte Emily, the daughter of Henry. She became the Marionette, a ghost who took care of and helped awaken the other lost souls.
    In 1983, William's younger son also died in an incident, at the fault of his eldest - Michael. The younger son (name unknown, BV for short) 's fate is still unknown, though often speculated to be connected to either Golden Freddy (an enigmatic spirit taking the form of a yellow bear) or helping Charlie with saving other souls. "I will put you back together" was the last thing said to BV by a debatable party, most commonly believed to be either William, Charlie, or Golden Freddy.
    In 1985, William killed 2 kids, and 3 others were later connected to that incident (The Missing Children Incident, or MCI). He was arrested but released due to a lack of evidence. 4 of these kids were Gabriel, Susie, Little Jeremy, and Fritz, going on to haunt Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy, respectively, with Susie implied to have been the first to die. The 5th is commonly believed to be named Cassidy, becoming Golden Freddy, though some think it's someone else.
    In 1987, William pretended to be a security guard at a new Pizzeria and killed 5 more kids (DCI for short), who went on to be the Toy animatronics. This caused the unimportant Bite of '87.
    In 1993, Mike worked a shift at the haunted original Freddy's. Later that year, the location was closed, and the company went bankrupt. He later had some sort of nightmares about it and his brother's death, likely paranormal in nature.
    At some point, William went to that original Freddy's to destroy the 4 haunted robots, but ghosts manifested, and fearing for his life, he put on the costume he used to kill them. It was actually a part costume part robot hybrid, though, and due to the leaking roof, the machine snapped on him, killing him. He went on to haunt it and/or his corpse inside.
    While Freddy's existed, a Sister Location called "Circus Baby's Pizza World" opened. It was a front for William to kill more kids, with the robots there made to kidnap them. It backfired when his daughter sneaked in to see Baby, and it killed her. She then haunted it. William, distraught, locked her and the other robots from there in an underground warehouse where they were rented out for parties. The other robots also got haunted somehow, likely with melted down remnant from some other kids, most likely MCI. Years later, William sent Mike there to find Elizabeth. Thinking he was William, she tricked him, and the Funtime Robots combined into one amalgam of wires, killed Mike, and used his corpse as a skin suit to escape. He quickly rotted, and they had to escape to the sewers. He repossessed his corpse thanks to remnant, though.
    Around 30 years after his death (presumably 2023, though that may be debunked now), William was found by Phone Dude, who stole him and put him into his cheap horror attraction based on the Freddy's urban legends, not knowing William was inside the robot. After a few nights, the building burned down, and William escaped. There's also a good ending in that game where Charlie released the other spirits, but its canonicity is "complicated" according to Scott (FNaF creator).
    Mike also had a security logbook at some point, where two ghosts, BV and presumably Cassidy (given it's not him), talked about something.
    Finally, after like 50 years, Henry re-emerged and made a fake pizzeria, where he called the Funtime robots, now separated from Elizabeth, herself, and William. He also made a robot that captured Charlie. After a bunch of managers failed to collect all 4 robots, Mike came and succeeded. Henry burned them all and himself, with high temperatures now revealed to work on ghosts, apparently. Fazbear Entertainment, Inc. was supposedly closed for good.
    But one ghost, very highly implied to be Golden Freddy, though argued as a random never-before-seen 6th MCI kid by some, wasn't ready to let William go, so he kept him from being released and tortured him in super nightmares.
    There's a book series called Fazbear Frights which has debatable canonicity too that'd take place after this, but if canon it's basically just filler that nullifies the Vengeful Spirit nightmares thing.
    After all this, Fazbear Entertainment was revived as Fazbear Entertainment, LLC. They kidnapped a guy and gaslighted him into living in a secluded fake house they made for him, where he made FNAF games, in the FNaF universe, as to make it seem like it was all just fake stories.
    A VR game was later made, that was a remake of these, but some suspecious circuit boards were sent to be scanned into it, creating a paranormal, digital entity known as Glitchtrap. It appears as a man in Spring Bonnie (William's suit), acts exactly like William, knows stuff only William knows and even claims to be back, with William's catchphrase of sorts being "I always come back". After a bit of shenanigans, it manages to possess a beta tester and makes her his minion. We call her Vanny.
    Vanessa, most likely Vanny, then got a desk job at Fazbear Entertainment. Fazbear Funtime Service, a program where animatronics were mass produced and sent for parties, etc. got hijacked by Glitchtrap who made them hostile. He made Vanessa infiltrate the service as a fake FazEnt representative, supposedly fix his infection, but actually just cut off anyone's access to the system other than him, and send a data packet with him to the current Pizzeria - Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex.
    In the current book series, most likely canon, there's this AI called Mimic1, which copies stuff. Many think that's actually what Glitchtrap is, just AI copying William. It's an ongoing debate. An Endoskeleton with it installed was sent to the last simulated Freddy's Henry built to burn, where it got out of control, started killing people and in the ongoing story is hunting down a group of teens. As the Pizzaplex was built on top of the simulated Freddy's, the Mimic got control over it too, but was quickly taken down. There's also this boy Gregory who ended up possessed by Glitchtrap and hacking the Pizzaplex for reasons unknown.
    Now in Security Breach (possibly 2035), Gregory, out of Glitchtrap's control, had to escape being trapped in the Pizzaplex, as all the robots controlled by Glitchtrap and Vanny wanted to kill him. With the help of Glamrock Freddy, most likely haunted by someone, though it's unknown who, Greg ended up finding a newly built Springtrap in the simulated Freddy's and somehow defeating it. There's also a giant abomination of wires that resambles the Funtime amalgam down there, it took this William away.
    This is pretty much where we are now, in gross oversimplification.

  • @burntcorpse6333
    @burntcorpse6333 3 місяці тому

    And here I thought Robin Gan already told them our choice.

  • @RandomPOVs
    @RandomPOVs 2 роки тому +96

    "Me or the ps5"
    Ok, I'm more a a Nintendo person anyway.

    • @just_the_g.o.a.t189
      @just_the_g.o.a.t189 2 роки тому +1

      Lol fr, just fine with the switch

    • @RandomPOVs
      @RandomPOVs 2 роки тому +2

      @@just_the_g.o.a.t189 same, I'll take a wii over a PlayStation any day of the week

    • @ashtonbio
      @ashtonbio 2 роки тому

      I’m confused??

    • @GamerKidEdits
      @GamerKidEdits 2 роки тому

      I love Nintendo but Xbox and PlayStation aren’t that good

    • @loganalexandergg
      @loganalexandergg 2 роки тому +1

      @@GamerKidEdits yea I have an Xbox 1 but I wanna Nintendo

  • @Job_application
    @Job_application 3 місяці тому

    Why does she have the “left right down up” idle animation😭🙏🏻

  • @richiefernandez1528
    @richiefernandez1528 2 місяці тому

    "Rather have a console than a controller" is crazy

  • @superfred1.9
    @superfred1.9 2 роки тому +159

    "I'd rather have a console than only have a controller"
    That line is so incredible, it acknowledges manipulative relationships and how they may seem inescapable. This line single-handedly described what I felt for the longest amount of time. Letting go of those toxic people before it gets too out of hand relieves so much stress and helps you become stronger as a person, both mentally and spiritually.

  • @so-uc5lg
    @so-uc5lg 2 роки тому +67

    “I’d rather have a console then just a controller.” That line was a 360 no-scope put into words

  • @EtherSalad
    @EtherSalad 3 місяці тому

    This is absolute fire and I will hear no discussion otherwise

  • @alococuccoyo6103
    @alococuccoyo6103 2 роки тому +227

    I really like how this guy plays with the time before he cuts his verse in for the buildup and drama for his bars. Good stuff, man.

  • @2309cora
    @2309cora 2 роки тому +570

    “I… I.. I…”
    “fortnayt battle paaaas.”

    • @doodoohickey
      @doodoohickey 2 роки тому +47

      i just shit
      out my aaaass

    • @happy2live507
      @happy2live507 2 роки тому +6

      Luv it bro lol

    • @busterbrown17.
      @busterbrown17. 2 роки тому +35

      @@doodoohickey booted up my pc, cuz i need need, to get that fortnite battle pass

    • @denzz5153
      @denzz5153 2 роки тому +29

      @@busterbrown17. i like fortnite

    • @busterbrown17.
      @busterbrown17. 2 роки тому +33

      @@denzz5153 did i mention fortnite

  • @tircz7450
    @tircz7450 3 місяці тому

    This is still the best response ever to her song,

  • @JackTheDripper891
    @JackTheDripper891 3 місяці тому

    That deserves a subscribe.

  • @muhammadalifakbar4001
    @muhammadalifakbar4001 2 роки тому +162

    "Now take it"
    this has more meaning than 69 whole carrer.

  • @dmok4493
    @dmok4493 3 місяці тому

    I need a full version of this banger

  • @m.buddydarman6466
    @m.buddydarman6466 3 місяці тому

    dayyum bros cooking🗣🗣🗣🗣

  • @TheCrustleGuy
    @TheCrustleGuy 4 місяці тому +77

    DavidTheBaker: ❌
    DavidTheCooker: ✅

    • @Nonexistility
      @Nonexistility 3 місяці тому

      No, baker is perfectly fine. Don't ass pull things that doesn't need a change.

    • @TheCrustleGuy
      @TheCrustleGuy 3 місяці тому

      @@Nonexistility woooosh

    • @cookieebbe
      @cookieebbe 3 місяці тому

      Woosh ​@@Nonexistility

    • @_jackal9262
      @_jackal9262 3 місяці тому

      @@Nonexistility Wooosh

    • @Chillfeild431
      @Chillfeild431 3 місяці тому

      @@NonexistilityJust leave it be, he’s cooking

  • @Leo-r3k
    @Leo-r3k 7 днів тому

    Bro use her own medicine on her 😂

  • @onlyxhugo
    @onlyxhugo 3 місяці тому +101

    Let him cook
    🗿🔥🗣️

    • @kyson-gl3nk
      @kyson-gl3nk 3 місяці тому

      If he cooks any more he’ll turn into the Gordon Ramsey of rap

  • @Littleguy901
    @Littleguy901 3 місяці тому

    bro this actually slaps

  • @SportsGuy47
    @SportsGuy47 Рік тому +1948

    Bro needs to become a rapper after that one

  • @SHORTS-fp6qn
    @SHORTS-fp6qn 2 роки тому +4282

    *Rap battle*
    “rather have a console than just a controller”
    Rage Quit immediately

  • @CT-9900
    @CT-9900 Рік тому +4680

    Bro man was literally spitting bars like that was actually fired. Loved it.