AbbieOnJupiter :P Just imagine it's all dark and they can't see anything.. Robert leans close to Marks ear, "Do you want me to stop?" He whispers. Mark let's out many soft sounds like something someone having a seizure would make. Robert, unsure, and slightly uncofotable askes, " um, are you okay?" Mark continues making seziure sounds for a few more seconds then reponds, "No" Robert, still slightly unsure, answers, "w-wait, No to don't stop or that you're not okay...?" Mark, slightly shivering responds, "Both"
I am really confused with that sentence, was Robert really just stating he was going to do drugs? I didn't even caught that on my first watch of this video 4 years ago
Mark might not be gay (since he does have Amy!). But, Mark could be bisexual. Either way, that’s really not our business, is it? It’s Mark’s business. We gotta respect his privacy. Unless he would want to make a comment on the matter.
That's not how sex works, Mark didn't even match any colorful blocks in lines to get to a high score as fast as possible. *EDIT* Oh God, for the first time my comment made to the top, i feel accomplished :o
Mark's reaction to being hit on by Robert was so hilarious. The confuse hesitation before clicking NO and the hopeful/fearful look like "i'm curious but I hope that the naughty details end here"
The creators of this game did an amazing job making all the lesbian/bi girls totally in love with Amanda... edit // and the pansexuals, the omnisexuals, and all of the above! wlw 🤝 loving amanda 💕
This game can be extremely deep for someone who never had this type of relationship with a father, or lost their father, or never knew him. It's a funny simple game, but you can feel such a deep caring feeling in it, it's kind of sad
i agree, i lost my father when i was nine due to cancer and when you really look deeper into this game it really does have a connection with you if you have gone through something like that, even with amanda’s experiences, and it makes me love it even more right along with the humor, story line and relatable content in it. it really is an amazing game, and very well thought out
My dad and I never got along very well, but to see this game makes me really happy. I really like seeing the genuinely caring relationship between these two and it really makes me think about how I’d like to be a good parent in the future. It’s upsetting, but it’s still pretty damn sweet.
Kaizeris WELL, THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY!!! ... and I am so glad I have earphones because my 100% straight parents are sat across the living room from me, holy shit... - Freestyleh
Helpful tip: DO NOT DRINK PICKLE JUICE. EVER. It is high in sodium which dehydrates. And a hangover is you being dehydrated so pickle juice will just make it worse. I know this because I took a first aid class and got my certification and that is one of the things my professor told us and even put on a test.
When I read the title I thought Joseph was gonna put together a sleep over for all the Dads on the street and Mat would let everyone stay in the Coffee Spoon and they would all be in PJ's gossiping about their children. What I got was... different.
“Do you want me to stop?” Mark: *intense thinking and intense mouse movements over the yes or no button* Mark: uhhh.... nnnooooo? Later on... Mark talking to Amanda; “I think your loving father overdid it, went to the bar and went home with a friend.” Cause everyone sleeps with the new friend from the bar 😂
THEY’RE TOO YOUNG. SAVE ALL INNOCENCE IN THIS WORLD. But honestly the internet is a mess and finding an innocent person is a sign of hope in this first world.
This game has everything: Background stories, lovable characters, Great hooking story telling, representation, beautiful graphics... I am just amazed and Mark's voice over makes it perfect.
@@macasolis I think if you say yes to stopping you can get the good ending but idk I'm going off what people are commenting and if you say no you cant get the good ending
It he hops in the shower at 20:36 but a couple seconds later it says he feels Haggard from not showering, and brushing his teeth. But he went in the shower
I've noticed that this game doesn't really keep track of the choices you make. For instance, in my game, I picked "the only way your mother and I..." and "the day we adopted you", but the game makes references to "your father" and "when he was still around", or "the day Amanda was born" more often than not. It's like they assume you're going to choose a certain way, and don't bother correcting the dialogue for alternate options. Or meant to correct it and just forgot.
I freaking love Damien, and it makes me so unbelievably happy to see that they represent trans men in such a normalizing way. Seriously, it’s just a passing comment. And they don’t outright say it. If you’re not aware of terminology of trans-masculine individuals, you’ll likely go the entire time without knowing he’s trans. And even if you are aware, you might miss it the first time around. I know I did. It’s not even hinted at the first time you meet him. Like, it’s not even mentioned in this episode. It’s only after, if I remember correctly, one date that you get the hint. If you still don’t know what the hint is that I’m referring to, and it’s 1000% okay if you don’t, pay attention when you visit the Bloodmarch home. There’s a part where your character looks into Vincent’s closet, and it describes his clothes. It describes the collection of clothes hanging there. Most of it is gothic Victorian era attire. However, you’ll notice that they point out one additional item that doesn’t quite fit in that category: binders. Now, if you yourself aren’t trans-masculine or somehow acquainted with someone whom you know is trans-masculine, you may pass it off as a weird detail. I mean, it’s odd to keep a collection of three-ringed paper binders in your closet, but to each their own, I guess. But oh no, ladies, gentlemen, and all other configurations of being. This is no collection of high school paper organization devices, and that is only proven by the character creator options. In those, there are six options: three different body types, half of them in a tank top, and half labeled with the term “binder”. This was very clearly intentional. These people knew what they were doing. *Now for the most important part: defining a binder in THIS context. For those who are still confused about what it is exactly I’m talking about, you might want to pay attention for this part.* So, aside from a device that has three rings and holds your papers and other things, a binder is an undergarment that someone who‘s AFaB (AKA DFaB: assigned/designated female at birth) wears to flatten their chest to obtain a flatter, more “masculine” appearance. (Side note: Masculine in quotes because it’s stereotypically masculine and not all those who flatten their chests wish to present in or appear a masculine way.) Binders are not technically the only way to achieve this look, but they are the most effective and *BY FAR* the safest way. Their effectiveness varies depending on multiple factors, but it’s still a much healthier way to flatten one’s chest-at least compared to one’s natural appearance-while remaining a (relatively) much cheaper but temporary method that aides many trans-masculine individuals and makes them feel better about themselves. A binder is tight, and is made (at least the ones I’ve seen and possessed) out of a stretchy spandex-esc material with an extra layer of very much not stretchy fabric on the chest region. It is designed to evenly distribute pressure on the chest as to not over-strain one’s body. A binder most commonly looks like a tank top that only extends to about the base of the rib cage (AKA the “half-tank” style), but it also may look like a full-sized spandex tank top that is very inflexible down to about the base of the rib cage (AKA the “full-tank” style). It can come in any number of colors, though the most common are black, white, and sometimes various shades of nude (gc2b has a selection of about 6 different shades of nude ranging from both a pale peach with slight yellow or pink undertones-numbers 3 and 4 respectively-to a rather deep brown-number 1. **TL;DR** I love this game, the effort that went into it, and the representation and normalization it includes!!!!
i know this comment is kinda old, but also, in the beginning, there's an option that says "this is the day you were born in", that implies one of them is AFAB (which in this case, it's the main character we play as)
I'm a percussionist. What's it like blowing spit into a metal tube? At my old school, our band was pretty small. I knew everyone. One of our trumpet players was obsessed with slime, sprinkles, and glitter. She was interesting and we loved to fight. We were friends, of course. Somewhat frienemies, but we were more friendly. I just liked to annoy her and laughed when she hit me. It was fun. Emptying spit valves were never a fun time for anyone in the band.
I’m a band student but I’m one of those kids that try really hard but only am ever average.... But I always get the hard parts that if you mess up YOU MESS UP
Mark: "Ahh can you explain memes to be?" Amanda: "which one?" Mark:"All...all of them" Amanda:"Dad,its complicated.See,memes are inside jokes shared by a bunch of people that get less funny the more people do it.So the problem is that by the time a meme gets to you,Dad,all us Youths have already done the joke to death." Get wreaked... 😂😂😂
"We were roommates for a while too..."
*horrified whisper* oh ma gawd, they were roommates....
Ha classic
Wrong video.
you got me, i'm wheezing so much rn
I'm not sure what that reference is
@@pokespritemaker3 its from a vine
"You jog daily? I jog like, yearly."
*Mark looks just as ripped as Craig*
IKR 😂
Lmao
Lmao💀🤣
ik lol
He did say that he started running in his rdr2 series
“Goddamnit! Why’s Craig got to be so much bETTER THAN ME?”
Literally me everyday
Cheer up, lots of people feel like you do, especially me. ;)
Greg's are far more superior to Craigs-
chastity Hazel hello fellow unus!!!! :DD
@@bee_._berry7324 i see you, Greg
@@bee_._berry7324 that was exactly what I thought, hello fellow Greg
mark: talks to robert for 10 minutes
robert: *hey wanna smash*
Mark:-OK-
mark...lemme smash...
Mark:LEMME SMASHHHH
Robert: hey let’s walk
Also Robert: LeMmE dO THe DaNCe wItH nO paNtS
8th grade guys be like
Robert: Do you want to stop?
Mark: *has internal seizure* Noooo?
AbbieOnJupiter :P me tho
AbbieOnJupiter :P I couldnt stop Giggling , my family thought i was crazy i was like hehehehhehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Sarah Grice literally same
AbbieOnJupiter :P Just imagine it's all dark and they can't see anything..
Robert leans close to Marks ear, "Do you want me to stop?" He whispers.
Mark let's out many soft sounds like something someone having a seizure would make.
Robert, unsure, and slightly uncofotable askes, " um, are you okay?"
Mark continues making seziure sounds for a few more seconds then reponds, "No"
Robert, still slightly unsure, answers, "w-wait, No to don't stop or that you're not okay...?"
Mark, slightly shivering responds, "Both"
666th like...I'm proud😂
"do you wanna stop?" *makes weird facial expressions* "noOoooo?"
ava d *_"Good."_*
ava d you copied this, make up an original thought for nice and don't steel ideas from others.
yes ? obviously i copied mark but everyone knows, chill
*steal.
Ya like jazz?
I literally can't breathe- Mark sounds so uncomfortable reading the sex scene and I'm just wheezing in the corner like an idiot
lol same man I was basically a silent clapping retarded seal 😂
Same.
Imagine if Markiplier narrated fanfiction
CATS SAME
Holy frick, just the exact comment I was looking for~
Robert: Be right back, I gotta powder my nose
Mark: With cocaine
😂😂😂
I was looking for a comment like this! Lol
this literally just happened in the vid when i found this
I am really confused with that sentence, was Robert really just stating he was going to do drugs? I didn't even caught that on my first watch of this video 4 years ago
@@ladyhella7560 it's a phrase to mean you're going to the bathroom
“Do you want to stop?”
WE LOVE A MAN WHO ASKS CONSENT
Why did I look at this comment with a smug smirk while turning my head
IKR also memento mori
I would like the comment but it's at 69, I don't make the rules
@@mialopez5133 this isnt about that but go off hun
@@mialopez5133 bruh..no one was talking bout THAT like- but go off hun
Mark: Enters Bar
Mary: *I’ve come for your pickle*
This made my day
Im dying 😂
Lmao
I would like your comment but it’s at exactly 666 XD
I'm trying so hard to not burst into maniacal laughter at this since it's like 4am
Mark says he has no gay...
Robert: "Do you want to stop?"
Mark: *making uncomfortable faces* "Nnnnnooo...?"
kawaiiMalfunction You spoiled it for me! I wasn't finished watching!
- kawaiiMalfunction he did thooooo ! XD
The Gaming Mia The Expert DON'T READ COMMENTS THEN
I’m gonna ruin your 666 likes :)
Mark might not be gay (since he does have Amy!). But, Mark could be bisexual.
Either way, that’s really not our business, is it? It’s Mark’s business. We gotta respect his privacy. Unless he would want to make a comment on the matter.
"I'm gonna go date some dads!"
I'M WHEEZING
"GOING DADDY DATING!"
Hi wheezing, im gay
"Want to stop?"
*marks puzzled yet intrigued face*
"Nooooooooooo?"
(OVER 800 LIKES WTF IS THIS????? AH)
Lukovali take 1.1k
1.3k😂
1.5k 😅
I love how hard that no sounded like question.
Oh my god this sounds like out loud readings of fanfic.
Skerv IKR ITS KIND OF UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN ITS MARK READING THEM
ITS UNCOMFORTABLE NO MATTER WHAT FOR ME
I want to fucking die
Skerv y e s I a g r e e
I'm seeing you legit fucking everywhere
*WHY!?!?*
"You a whiskey fella or a beer fella?"
"I'll drink most things"
*mark looks at camera suspiciously*
Homeslice is here same
Jesus Christ XDD
Wow he's committed to life
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*succ*
A Pomegranate
*fucc*
I love how, the entire time, Mark is acting all flirty when talking to Robert. Then the sex part starts and he's all shocked about it.
This turned into a smut fanfic real quick
My exact thought
MY EXACT THOUGHT
Wait are all smut fanfics like this
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou yes
@@billyshakes1960 man ,I might need to read more of those,But then again , They're not exactly my cup of tea
That's not how sex works, Mark didn't even match any colorful blocks in lines to get to a high score as fast as possible.
*EDIT*
Oh God, for the first time my comment made to the top, i feel accomplished :o
Ikr..
I prefer Realism in video games.
Lets all give a moment of silence for hunnie pop.
Audon4150 😂
Hunnie pop I'm dead 😂😂
Old Man hunie poppppp
The artist did such a good job on Amanda. She's super cute and well designed.
rallaa yeah I normally don't like micro bangs but she looks super cute with them
rallaa yes
rallaa yeeee
Yes, it's Dean.
rallaa I agree
game: “got ready and showered”
one scene later: “i feel pretty haggard not having showered or brushed my teeth”
hes so hungover he doesnt even remember showering
I literally came to the comments to complain (good-naturedly) about this!
Mark's reaction to being hit on by Robert was so hilarious. The confuse hesitation before clicking NO and the hopeful/fearful look like "i'm curious but I hope that the naughty details end here"
Yea XD
Is it just me or does anyone else think that Mark would be a fantastic audiobook narrator?
fawningfangirl he would
At least with that voice I won't fall asleep listening to books being read. Their tones are very bland and boring.
I was the 666th like 😐
OMG!!!! Fucking yaaaaaaaas!!!!!
I really want him to read Yaoi fan fiction...
And if you don’t know what Yaoi is...
look it up... NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I need to powder my nose with cocaine"...
The fact that Robert asked if you wanted to continue, and you get a 'no' option makes me love the game and creators more
VALE "Do you want to stop?"
FOUR TWENTY LIKES
The creators of this game did an amazing job making all the lesbian/bi girls totally in love with Amanda...
edit // and the pansexuals, the omnisexuals, and all of the above! wlw 🤝 loving amanda 💕
Amber Booton oh they really did didn’t they 😂
IM ONE OF THEM
Don't forget the pans!
Sorry i'm not in
@@someone.s_grandma Same, amanda kind of annoys me
*C O U G H*
Mark: I'm secretly the mayor of this town
Me: DAMIEN/ DARKIPLIER
That and also he used the Darkiplier voice when he met Damien
FU-
Coincidence? I think not!
😂😂😂
*BIG OOF*
"Do you wanna stop?"
"Uhhhhh.....no?"
He was soo hesitant and it was adorable
I love how intentionally vague they keep "The Game"
Ronan MC Hugh Go Sports Team!
Easier to insert your own preferences that way. Paint your own world.
Ragemuffn also to avoid copyright infringement
YAY WINNING TEAM BOO LOSING TEAM!
I thought it was just because I, personally, know literally nothing about sports.
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW HE SAID "JERRED WAY" INSTEAD OF "GERARD WAY" THAT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE EMO AND NOBODY CARES
MY EMO HEART IS CRYING
SAME
IKR I WAS LOKING FOR THIS EXACT COMMENT
SAME I LITERALLY SCREECHED
geRARD NOT GERard😭😭😭😭
I was not ready for what happened when Robert and Mark went into the house
I was ready ,, I had my pride flag on me screaming
same i just paused the video and almost died
I was😏
*Smile More* I was.
I was because I played dream daddy
“Oh I know this guy?” *this guy* ??? MARK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD YOU WILL FALL FOR THIS MAN
Yeah honestly I won't be surprised if he has a shrine for him.
A TOWN OF GAYS AND HES ALREADY LAID
WHY CANT MY LIFE BE LIKE THIS
@@thecupcake1436 I WISH
He's lucky to live there
I’d have to agree strongly with The Cupcake XD
GODDAMNIT WHY IS NOBODY IN MY CITY GAYYYY THIS GUY'S LUCKY AS SHIT
Marks character: gets literally laid. Mark: that happened
As soon as it did the whole "he pushed me against the wall" thing, i instantly thought of most young wattpad authors
TurntechKitten pretty much me too, that and reality shows
TurntechKitten you have the truth.
I dont like those books
They make me feel violated
Ugh, same.
I know, right?
SAME
*hooks up with someone*
oh..... well that happened :)
Sakura Cosplay His daughter is so tame. Mark's the true partier.
Nerdicaful ikr
Alexander Hamilton be like
Sakura Cosplay p
About my reaction lol
Mark: "My chemical romance merchandise"
Me: **inhales** *WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY-*
i started to sing teenagers
I just want the posters, I also started singing I am not okay (I promise).
I THOUGHT OF GASTON'S SONG FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
When I was I lad I ate 5 dozen eggs every morning to help me get strong-
@@redwood9935 lmaoooo
@@jaijoshi5596 I swear I die every day because of disney references
me: gerard way
mark, an intellectual: *jarred way*
💀
"You've been awake 3 hours"
"That's 3 hours too many" Big mood
I am surprised for how many likes this got. Thank you!! (:
F a t mood
@@sleepyclowns T H I C C Mood
@@ashdub1012 *C H O N K Y* mood
largely relatable my good chum
G i n o r m o u s mood
This game can be extremely deep for someone who never had this type of relationship with a father, or lost their father, or never knew him. It's a funny simple game, but you can feel such a deep caring feeling in it, it's kind of sad
I know, I feel you on this.
Charity to help those without Pokemon Go Ditto.
Man, I'm gonna be a cool dad.
i agree, i lost my father when i was nine due to cancer and when you really look deeper into this game it really does have a connection with you if you have gone through something like that, even with amanda’s experiences, and it makes me love it even more right along with the humor, story line and relatable content in it. it really is an amazing game, and very well thought out
My dad and I never got along very well, but to see this game makes me really happy. I really like seeing the genuinely caring relationship between these two and it really makes me think about how I’d like to be a good parent in the future. It’s upsetting, but it’s still pretty damn sweet.
Yeah I feel that, my dad hasn't been around since I was seven. He'll be around soon hopefully, though!
"Amanda, I have never had an ounce of chill in my life and you should know that by now." X'D
I'm using this as a reference.
*WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT MARK PRONOUNCED GERARD AS JARED I .*
edit: i barley remember typing this lmao
I GOT SO TRIGGERED
I died a little when he said that
I WAS IN PAIN
“Jaerrd Whey”
The emos are sad but MCR is on tour so we can’t be sad
I SPIT OUT MY MILK WHEN ROBERT ASKED MARK TO GO TO HIS HOUSE LIKE WELL THEN THAT TOOK A TURN
Kaizeris I then looked at the title and was like oh noooooooo
Kaizeris WELL, THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY!!! ... and I am so glad I have earphones because my 100% straight parents are sat across the living room from me, holy shit... - Freestyleh
Shimma Freestyleh SAME!!!!
ME TOO OMGG
I had to paused the video so I can take a breather
"I gotta powder my nose with cocaine"- Markilier 2017
bro brunch??
psssssh
more like daddy dinner
Middle Child bruhnch
"I'm not gay, it's a game"
That's what they all say, Mark
WHEN DID I GET 2K LIKES??
This got me chuckling so hard
@@Death_Omen sameeee
That's what my dad said. Now look where I am
striking vipers in a nutshell
I accidentally misread that as, “I'm gay, it's not a game.”
Robert is like a thing that you see from across the bar and you want it but then you're like "wait i'm a potato i don't have social skills
"say, are you jim or kim?"
"i'm neil"
I have an unhealthy obsession with this game.
me too . and I'm a STRAIGHT MAN DAMMIT WHY
Ruby this game is a drug that we can't get away from
Ruby same
That Dork lol
yes me too 0_0
22:13
Mark: _Mentions my name_
Me: _Excited to hear Mark say my name!_
*Is for a fart joke*
Me: _Quietly sits back down in shame_
My husband's name is Colin. I've never gone from excited to disappointed so fast.
jokes on you i share a name w crankgameplays so i hear mine everyday
My name is constantly made into some sort of sex joke so. That's cool.
My friends have turned “Andy’s coming” into “Andy’s nutting” they all open their mouths after
Parents teacher conferences have never gone so wrong
My name is the same as his girlfriends name :)
Mark: we've accelerated our entry into dadhood.
me: just like robert accelerated into your--
Lindsey Knox *Mark: Don't.*
😏 nice pun
I love this 😂
Lindsey Knox HAHAHAHAHHAAHH IM
Lindsey Knox CRYING
This is exactly what I think conversations about sports sound like
"Amanda, I have never had an ounce of chill in my life and you should know that by now."
mood
Helpful tip: DO NOT DRINK PICKLE JUICE. EVER.
It is high in sodium which dehydrates. And a hangover is you being dehydrated so pickle juice will just make it worse.
I know this because I took a first aid class and got my certification and that is one of the things my professor told us and even put on a test.
You cant stop me
thx tho
Its yummy tho
Sooooo what should I do?? Asking for a.... friend......
This is basically fanfic with dads
Lemons
I found out what that meant from kyutie
N Isak su fannnn ahhh
Basically
Amanda: "Hell yeah!"
Mark: "Watch your language."
Also Mark:
"O SHIT WADDUP?!"
Mark irl if he had kids and still did youtube might try to swear less but
new FNaF game out no one is allowed near the room
Emmatation ~ "this is your favorite right?"
"oh *hell* yes!"
I thought the same thing!
So Amanda likes hot topic too
Mark: AW I WANNA READ THESE DAD JOKES THEY’RE IMPORTANT TO ME!!!
My heart: dies because he is to adorable
Me: it’s fine I didn’t need my heart anyway
Dad tips not jokes
When I read the title I thought Joseph was gonna put together a sleep over for all the Dads on the street and Mat would let everyone stay in the Coffee Spoon and they would all be in PJ's gossiping about their children. What I got was... different.
DhimirathePhangirl That would have been more enjoyable. XD
Legit imagining a pillow fight in which they recite dad jokes in between full on assaults of feathers and the smell of fabric softener.
me too man, me too
That would have been more funny. Mark would've loved that, I think.
good God where your wrong. HAHAHA!
Amanda: you probably wouldn't get it
Mark: IS IT A MEME?! I LOVE MEMES
**memes appear in the game**
Mark: I KNEW IT! I CALLED IT!!!
so... this city is just habitated by fathers and daughters?
and sons. and mary
maybe.
Ally Thigpen THERE'S ALWAYS SoMeThInG aboUT MaRy, RiGhT?
J ikr
Gay fathers and daughters...
“Do you want me to stop?”
Mark: *intense thinking and intense mouse movements over the yes or no button*
Mark: uhhh.... nnnooooo?
Later on...
Mark talking to Amanda; “I think your loving father overdid it, went to the bar and went home with a friend.”
Cause everyone sleeps with the new friend from the bar 😂
Hey look it’s
*breathes in*
CCCCRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIG!!!
"I mean, I love pickles!" says Mark before getting hit in the eye by a pickle.
*notices the sex scene to be*
Me: SWEET JESUS COVER THE BABIES EYES
NEVER!!!
NO
THEY MUST SEE THE GAY
THEY’RE TOO YOUNG. SAVE ALL INNOCENCE IN THIS WORLD. But honestly the internet is a mess and finding an innocent person is a sign of hope in this first world.
Haha
My parents bounced off of the bed when I was a baby
Empty Account You literally spoiled it for me!
Lines: wow... Craig looks good
Mark: really good
Alright watch it kid
This game has everything: Background stories, lovable characters, Great hooking story telling, representation, beautiful graphics... I am just amazed and Mark's voice over makes it perfect.
Angela Draco *_Y A Y_*
Angela Draco he is gay but why is he gay
Who wants to talk
Lonzo BALL the magical unicorn of gay came down and blessed him
I'd say positive representation of intimidate human relationships no matter what "vessel" you're in ;) but YAY GAYSEX
19:25
"I love pickles. I mean, I LOVE pickles"-Markiplier 2017
Harr0man Same tho
PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!
"LOW RENT GERARD WAY" OH NO MY EMO HEART
meg I KNOW
meg IKR!?😭
meg ikr ahhhh
Same
no its low rent jrrd way
Craig looks like Shiro from Voltron
Edit: I just started playing the vid again and his baby is called River. I just got a puppy called River. Yes
Craig is Space Dad.
YaBoiSkinnyWenis I’m obsessed with anime and Voltron thank you so much for this comment
YaBoiSkinnyWenis your username is a m a z i n g-
hey yeah he does-
Now if you'll excuse me
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I gotta powder my nose with cocaine
😂🤣😂
CHAMPAGNE COCAINE GASOLINE AND ALL THINGS IN BETWEEN
Daniel ashlynn THATS FROM A SONG!!!
PAN!C AT THE DISCO DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME
😂
Funny thing jack said the same thing 😂
I got a birth control ad before this
They know
I got a condom ad
Haha xD
I got a Fortnite ad
I got a dating site ad that made me feel like shit lmao
*Mentions Gerard Way*
Me: WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG BOY-
*Continues to sing 7 more songs*
>sings everything from bullets
ILoveBTR :D 😢😢
ILoveBTR :D Mark mispronounced his name tho!
*screams and cries while pressing the g note*
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Oh, no-
Sleeping with Robert straight off effects your relationship with him in a bad way-
Which is the bad ending and which is the good one? I need the spoilers
@@macasolis I think if you say yes to stopping you can get the good ending but idk I'm going off what people are commenting and if you say no you cant get the good ending
i had a feeling 😭
Because after having sex people come home and casually talk to their daughter... I may need to have a conversation with my father...
um yes that is what normal people do. theres no ritual after sex where you isolate yourself from family and friends for 24 hours after
@@jennyneedsmeds oh wait I’ve been doing it wrong for ages
"What's wrong with hell?" - Markiplier, 2017
Hell's complicated
I love this game, it referenced mcr, "that low rent Gerard Way"
Søft Racøøn I SCREAMED
I'm still laughing at that
The My Chemical Romance display
I've been playing this game for a good 6 hours, and trust me, there are plenty of MCR references to freak out over ;)
Søft Racøøn it took me like 20 minutes to get over it LMAO
amanda :uh it's a...i don't think you'd get it.
mark:IS IT A MEME?????
The question I've been asking myself the entire video...
... Who topped? Robert or Mark?
Amphibian Queen
Robert, clearly, did you see how he took charge?
Mark
"And having sex is like doing fractions, It's improper for the larger one to be on top"
Mark is smaller so he has to top
Amphibian Queen Robert you could tell by the (haha insert clever mcr joke here) way that Mark was acting maybe that's just me
prob Roberto at least he considered septiplier fan fics
It he hops in the shower at 20:36 but a couple seconds later it says he feels Haggard from not showering, and brushing his teeth. But he went in the shower
I noticed that too lol
Or what about the daughter saying he's talking about the Monopoly guy acter saying top hat and monocle but he doesn't have a monocle
I've noticed that this game doesn't really keep track of the choices you make. For instance, in my game, I picked "the only way your mother and I..." and "the day we adopted you", but the game makes references to "your father" and "when he was still around", or "the day Amanda was born" more often than not. It's like they assume you're going to choose a certain way, and don't bother correcting the dialogue for alternate options. Or meant to correct it and just forgot.
Do you want to stop this?
Mark: uhm............. Noo
😂😂😂😂😂 I freaking love you mark😂😂😂😂😂
Your pfp is Kuroshituji, lol hi!:D
7:33. And thus, from this simple line and Damian, Mark was inspired to create Damian the mayor...who later became Darkiplier.
I am definitely not Darkiplier
1:15 children of the corn much?
😂
OMG I know right 😂
Damn I'm not gay but robert is hot af
Tsihoarana Randimbivololon Am I the only person who hates Robert to the death? He's honestly like, stupid.
Damn I’m not straight but I agree
Yesssss.
Tsihoarana Randimbivololon SAY NO HOMO BRO
U should watch BTS. You’ll be super gay then 😂
"LET'S GO THE MALL...THE.MALL...MALL!"
Markiplier June 2017
I meant July
Yeet
Robin Sparkles?
Mark:
*xxx scene*
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WELL THEN
R34: it's free real estate
well, that escalated quickly.
A markiplier video has never been SO relatable! Gerard Way, MCR merch, memes, failing at school and being gay!
Ikr. XD
Dal Pal ikr!
Dal Pal
Then Amanda all of a sudden starts saying "I'm not ok" XD lol I need help.
Dal Pal MCR!!!!!!! Lol
Dal Pal Ikr
I died laughing when Amanda said "HEEEEEY DADTRON 5000"
Craig? Nah man. That’s Shiro from Voltron
Jay Toy EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING 😂😂
YESSS.
Holding baby Keith
Jay Toy And his baby isn't named River, its Keith.
*_Mark is Adam confirmed_*
“Hell yeah”
Mark: language
Me: hell yes
"What's wrong with Hell?"
-Markiplier, 2017, CONFIRMED SATANIST
(Just hope the sarcasm's obvious)
Adobe Animations what u talking about there is no need for sarcasm.
Naw, its canon. Unus annus has proven he participates in some sort of cult.
Annus+
Annus*
Fellow tea?!
Roses are red, And they are prickly!And may I just say,That escalated quickly.
Isaac Terry That was pretty good, well done.
Robert: Do you want to stop? Mark: No. Robert: *Good*
The legit sadness on marks face when she didnt get accepted into that college made me sad lol
same 😩
So... Mark did the do with low key Darkiplier aka Robert?
Wow, that escalated quickly!
ACSilvereye ITS SO TRUE
ACSilvereye why is this not the top comment yet?!
ACSilvereye so fucking true
HarmonyGirl loving your enthusiasm for the comment
ACSilvereye, OMG YEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!
'Why is Craig better than me' my New Years resolution is to be better than Craig. 😠😤
Jasmine Ojeda no way that’s possible 😂
then you try your resolution for 30 minutes on Jan 1st then gave up and walked home
Pfft "U mad bro?"
Isn't that everyone's new year resolution xD
I jog yearly for 30 minutes and give up... me too main daddy, me too
I freaking love Damien, and it makes me so unbelievably happy to see that they represent trans men in such a normalizing way.
Seriously, it’s just a passing comment. And they don’t outright say it. If you’re not aware of terminology of trans-masculine individuals, you’ll likely go the entire time without knowing he’s trans. And even if you are aware, you might miss it the first time around. I know I did.
It’s not even hinted at the first time you meet him. Like, it’s not even mentioned in this episode. It’s only after, if I remember correctly, one date that you get the hint.
If you still don’t know what the hint is that I’m referring to, and it’s 1000% okay if you don’t, pay attention when you visit the Bloodmarch home. There’s a part where your character looks into Vincent’s closet, and it describes his clothes.
It describes the collection of clothes hanging there. Most of it is gothic Victorian era attire. However, you’ll notice that they point out one additional item that doesn’t quite fit in that category: binders.
Now, if you yourself aren’t trans-masculine or somehow acquainted with someone whom you know is trans-masculine, you may pass it off as a weird detail. I mean, it’s odd to keep a collection of three-ringed paper binders in your closet, but to each their own, I guess. But oh no, ladies, gentlemen, and all other configurations of being. This is no collection of high school paper organization devices, and that is only proven by the character creator options. In those, there are six options: three different body types, half of them in a tank top, and half labeled with the term “binder”. This was very clearly intentional. These people knew what they were doing.
*Now for the most important part: defining a binder in THIS context. For those who are still confused about what it is exactly I’m talking about, you might want to pay attention for this part.*
So, aside from a device that has three rings and holds your papers and other things, a binder is an undergarment that someone who‘s AFaB (AKA DFaB: assigned/designated female at birth) wears to flatten their chest to obtain a flatter, more “masculine” appearance. (Side note: Masculine in quotes because it’s stereotypically masculine and not all those who flatten their chests wish to present in or appear a masculine way.) Binders are not technically the only way to achieve this look, but they are the most effective and *BY FAR* the safest way. Their effectiveness varies depending on multiple factors, but it’s still a much healthier way to flatten one’s chest-at least compared to one’s natural appearance-while remaining a (relatively) much cheaper but temporary method that aides many trans-masculine individuals and makes them feel better about themselves.
A binder is tight, and is made (at least the ones I’ve seen and possessed) out of a stretchy spandex-esc material with an extra layer of very much not stretchy fabric on the chest region. It is designed to evenly distribute pressure on the chest as to not over-strain one’s body.
A binder most commonly looks like a tank top that only extends to about the base of the rib cage (AKA the “half-tank” style), but it also may look like a full-sized spandex tank top that is very inflexible down to about the base of the rib cage (AKA the “full-tank” style). It can come in any number of colors, though the most common are black, white, and sometimes various shades of nude (gc2b has a selection of about 6 different shades of nude ranging from both a pale peach with slight yellow or pink undertones-numbers 3 and 4 respectively-to a rather deep brown-number 1.
**TL;DR**
I love this game, the effort that went into it, and the representation and normalization it includes!!!!
*Damien, but yes I absolutely agree 100% trans representation for the win
@@RainCarr06 Dude I’m glad you caught that. I fixed it.
@@samthehypotheticaldad yeah np :b
i know this comment is kinda old, but also, in the beginning, there's an option that says "this is the day you were born in", that implies one of them is AFAB (which in this case, it's the main character we play as)
holy cannoli.
Mark: I'm super cool
Also Mark: mentions his trumpet
I mean no hate. I myself am a trumpet player but would not call myself 'cool'.
Mad Sue Yes! Fellow band student!
I'm a percussionist. What's it like blowing spit into a metal tube? At my old school, our band was pretty small. I knew everyone. One of our trumpet players was obsessed with slime, sprinkles, and glitter. She was interesting and we loved to fight. We were friends, of course. Somewhat frienemies, but we were more friendly. I just liked to annoy her and laughed when she hit me. It was fun. Emptying spit valves were never a fun time for anyone in the band.
I’m a band student but I’m one of those kids that try really hard but only am ever average.... But I always get the hard parts that if you mess up YOU MESS UP
i'm going to be learning trumpet uwu
i myself am a saxophone player and i would call my saxophone cool, but probably not myself.
i fuCKING LOVE THE VOICES YOU DO FOR THE CHARACTERS GOD BLESS YOU I LOVE YOU
ze n lol same
Mark: "Ahh can you explain memes to be?"
Amanda: "which one?"
Mark:"All...all of them"
Amanda:"Dad,its complicated.See,memes are inside jokes shared by a bunch of people that get less funny the more people do it.So the problem is that by the time a meme gets to you,Dad,all us Youths have already done the joke to death."
Get wreaked... 😂😂😂
katharine Schink rekt*
wrecked*/rEKT*
So many typos. Wow.
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“And into what I assume is his breadroom” 17:02