DO YOU DESERVE LOVE?! | Kitty Powers Matchmaker

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  • @acerea7510
    @acerea7510 8 років тому +503

    "Pull the Love Handle? I'm not sure if I want to pull the Love Handle. I've been tricked into this situation before."

  • @krystalkat1347
    @krystalkat1347 7 років тому +1804

    'This is where they discover they are long lost brother and sister'
    Literally the plot for the moral instruments 😂😂

    • @urmumgay5655
      @urmumgay5655 7 років тому +5

      OMG I love the mortal instruments series

    • @coco-mg8xt
      @coco-mg8xt 7 років тому +2

      Omg yes bahaha

    • @ScarletAngleGaara
      @ScarletAngleGaara 7 років тому +2

      Yasssssssssssssssss

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 7 років тому +1

      You're the kind of person who, if they were trying to kill themselves, would jump off a mobile home.

    • @hiimahuman5480
      @hiimahuman5480 7 років тому +12

      Well, technically, they AREN’T siblings. Valentine adopted Jace, so they aren’t actually related.

  • @jessicamustain541
    @jessicamustain541 9 років тому +2184

    The lady person: "Ooh! These complements are coming thick and fast!"
    Me: "That's not the only thing coming thick and fast."

  • @pinksui1635
    @pinksui1635 8 років тому +427

    you have been saying "herb lore" for a minute and ten seconds XD

  • @huniebean
    @huniebean 8 років тому +406

    30+ seconds of Mark saying "herb lore" repeatedly...
    Quality content everyone.

    • @ChronicallyJess
      @ChronicallyJess 6 років тому +4

      I read that as “30 seconds to Mars” lel

    • @fandomwriter8789
      @fandomwriter8789 5 років тому +2

      and_someone I agree completely. This is the exact reason I subscribed

  • @kackers
    @kackers 9 років тому +542

    Did i seriously just watch mark say herb lore for a minute

    • @happyslowpoke8982
      @happyslowpoke8982 9 років тому +5

      Yes, but luckily, you're not alone

    • @tiffanysalt2208
      @tiffanysalt2208 9 років тому +8

      I don't why, but it was somehow quite entertaining.

    • @tristenj1992
      @tristenj1992 9 років тому

      ***** But it's not pronounced herb with an H even though it's spelled that way

    • @erin3232
      @erin3232 9 років тому +10

      mario64325 I just closed my eyes and nodded like I understood what was going on

    • @CodyCombat
      @CodyCombat 9 років тому

      mario64325 "Herb Lore"

  • @SoySauceSmurf
    @SoySauceSmurf 6 років тому +349

    Mark being himself: *ahh, that really turns my groindle*
    Also Mark: *What's a groindle (lol)*

  • @TheLilacButterfly
    @TheLilacButterfly 7 років тому +458

    This video:
    Blehblehbehlbleheh.
    *Kissy noises.*
    NOBODY WILL LOVE YOU!
    Herblore.

    • @xxjupitergachaxx6104
      @xxjupitergachaxx6104 5 років тому +9

      And "WHATS A MOMO?!?!"

    • @kkitten8741
      @kkitten8741 4 роки тому +2

      Honestly sometimes mark reminds me of myself. Saying the same weird word over and over and just being weird in general.

  • @guishark09
    @guishark09 8 років тому +282

    "Why can't I have pink eyes?"
    Mark. Why.

    • @aislingwhelan8134
      @aislingwhelan8134 8 років тому +3

      I don't get it, can you explain this to me please?

    • @guishark09
      @guishark09 8 років тому +33

      Jiggilypuff Pink cloud
      Pink eye is a disease.

    • @amiable_monster
      @amiable_monster Рік тому +1

      Aged like wine

  • @ThalinsGenohan
    @ThalinsGenohan 8 років тому +467

    So many things Mark probably regrets saying in this one video...

    • @heagelbiggle5123
      @heagelbiggle5123 8 років тому +2

      Agree

    • @bg5126
      @bg5126 8 років тому +26

      now i know he likes burlesque..

    • @thetoxicgamer8625
      @thetoxicgamer8625 8 років тому +57

      "Your makeups a little fucked up but I bet we can find someone who doesnt care about looks"

    • @JessieNebulous
      @JessieNebulous 8 років тому +1

      +Norima Osaka Just to be clear, the movie really didn't have much actual "burlesque" in it.

  • @TheNextGenius
    @TheNextGenius 9 років тому +308

    Mark, I don't know how many other people will agree with me, but I think that you should REALLY play HuniePop! Jack played it and it made me laugh out loud! I'd love to see you play it!

    • @tiffanymilligan4470
      @tiffanymilligan4470 9 років тому +4

      Aye another Jack fan!! *wha-pish*

    • @TheNextGenius
      @TheNextGenius 9 років тому +4

      Harleen Quintzell Hive five to you! *wha-pish*

    • @chl0eweeee
      @chl0eweeee 9 років тому +2

      ME TOO WHA-PSH

    • @marsrandall6072
      @marsrandall6072 9 років тому +2

      PLAY HUNIEPOP MARK!!

    • @maysar4159
      @maysar4159 9 років тому +12

      TheNextGenius I don't personally....i'm tired of seeing it, and every thumbnail i see just makes me feel bad...;-;

  • @kaizy7178
    @kaizy7178 4 роки тому +1227

    i forgot how unreasonably mean old mark was

  • @JessieNebulous
    @JessieNebulous 8 років тому +407

    Best part: "NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU!!"

  • @underminingduck8190
    @underminingduck8190 9 років тому +368

    I think mark has started up something greater than darudesandstorm and hoodini
    Herb lore

    • @vickiyoung367
      @vickiyoung367 9 років тому +16

      But nothing will be better than "Cola and meal please,no bread”

    • @Playfulpat
      @Playfulpat 9 років тому +10

      Meme_V_Logger NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU, HOMER!

    • @bumboy5348
      @bumboy5348 9 років тому +5

      Hoodini

    • @josecarloszuniga3234
      @josecarloszuniga3234 9 років тому +5

      Meme_V_Logger Nope Hoodini still

    • @agent1054
      @agent1054 9 років тому +3

      Herb lore

  • @josiea9830
    @josiea9830 5 років тому +120

    Mark: "conspiracy theorists are jobs" "child murderer"
    MatPat: hold my diet coke

  • @wonderwoman1183
    @wonderwoman1183 7 років тому +626

    "Conspiracy theorist that's a job!?"
    Shane Dawson

  • @ylwoni
    @ylwoni 8 років тому +246

    current mood: mark trying to understand british slang

    • @thebritishnerd5101
      @thebritishnerd5101 8 років тому +1

      yes oml

    • @calicodraws6407
      @calicodraws6407 8 років тому +8

      It's not just you even British people (like myself) don't understand it

    • @ylwoni
      @ylwoni 8 років тому +3

      Lucy Rainsley i'm scottish and i've lived in england my whole life but i still don't understand any of it rip

    • @lobeliaerinus4939
      @lobeliaerinus4939 8 років тому +7

      Not arf = not half
      It means fuck yeah

    • @NinjaZack1
      @NinjaZack1 8 років тому +1

      Perhaps it is a Canadian accent?

  • @CazzyBlack
    @CazzyBlack 9 років тому +553

    I woke my boyfriend up because I was laughing too loud.

    • @chaoswarhound
      @chaoswarhound 9 років тому +38

      Cazzy Black You should have Marki Balls find you a heavier sleeping boyfriend.

    • @CazzyBlack
      @CazzyBlack 9 років тому +22

      The Irish Blaggard like Homer. He's still sat in Marki Balls' office.

    • @Aleximmortal5999
      @Aleximmortal5999 9 років тому

      Lol

    • @GigawingsVideo
      @GigawingsVideo 9 років тому +17

      Cazzy Black The legend says he still sit in that office to this day, while Mr Marki Balls keep screaming "NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU!" at him everyday.

    • @roxasnotafox4363
      @roxasnotafox4363 9 років тому +5

      Cazzy Black MAH BOYFREIND.

  • @BoredomBee
    @BoredomBee 9 років тому +463

    Well, _somebody_ was in a weird mood yesterday! XD

    • @mrpimpagamer
      @mrpimpagamer 9 років тому +3

      Boredom is an Understatement I just saw your comment on a Jacksepticeye video... this is weird...

    • @BoredomBee
      @BoredomBee 9 років тому +11

      Pimpa Gamer /laughing/ Yes, fear me, my child, for I am everywhere! XD

    • @bellaalva6196
      @bellaalva6196 9 років тому +8

      I think he was drunk.... Cx but hey, ITS JUST A THEORY!! (Reference Cx)

    • @BoredomBee
      @BoredomBee 9 років тому +6

      Cutie Co A GAME THEORY.
      Or is it a _gamer_ theory? Ha, haha, puns.

    • @bellaalva6196
      @bellaalva6196 9 років тому +2

      puns for days

  • @buddy7913
    @buddy7913 8 років тому +63

    Mark just repeating herb lore 900 times is now my ringtone.

  • @kennedycutter3668
    @kennedycutter3668 8 років тому +523

    THE LADY LOOKS LIKE MARK IN DRAAAGGGG I WANNA PUT MARK IN DRAG NOW. HMU BOO

    • @MichaelaLynnn
      @MichaelaLynnn 8 років тому +29

      Narcissus_MUA SHE DOES LOOK LIKE HIM IN DRAG OMG WITH A WEAKER JAWLINE

    • @ehhhmily
      @ehhhmily 8 років тому +8

      OMFG YES I SAID THAT WHEN SHE CAME UP AND THEN DID A LOOK BACK AT THEM BOTH

    • @emmebopp1467
      @emmebopp1467 8 років тому

      Kennedy Cutter Tess's

    • @itizmonday9228
      @itizmonday9228 8 років тому +6

      Which lady?

    • @angelawoodberry1318
      @angelawoodberry1318 7 років тому

      Kennedy Cutter I have same last name like Rudy Woodberry

  • @celestiawinters667
    @celestiawinters667 8 років тому +70

    "What is a plonker? I don't know what that means! Get in there Nickolas Cage, Jesus!"

  • @Sugarpills98
    @Sugarpills98 8 років тому +298

    16:34 what I shout into the mirror every morning

    • @JessieNebulous
      @JessieNebulous 8 років тому +24

      I do it before bed. Fits into my schedule more smoothly that way.

    • @daniaajlouni3984
      @daniaajlouni3984 8 років тому +1

      Sugarpills98 lol

    • @anelis132
      @anelis132 8 років тому

      I feel sorry 4 u. hope it will change. :-[

    • @selbell8067
      @selbell8067 8 років тому +3

      Sugarpills98 Same though XD

    • @unicornqueen1794
      @unicornqueen1794 8 років тому +5

      SAME LOL

  • @harryheywood4711
    @harryheywood4711 8 років тому +31

    Is it weird that this is actually one of my favorite videos from Mark? His blatant sarcasm is what really gets me! XD

  • @nellamoon3135
    @nellamoon3135 9 років тому +75

    "You have won over my cardiovascular organ."
    Mark: I don't want that, can I have another organ?

    • @heylookitsselena888
      @heylookitsselena888 9 років тому +8

      I'm sure he's not willing to hand out a kidney just like that, but nice try

  • @plastikcaik2585
    @plastikcaik2585 8 років тому +1168

    10:18 Iris is a personal assistant. What is iris backwards?

  • @rachelk.6918
    @rachelk.6918 9 років тому +187

    "What's a mo-mo?"
    Oh Mark... you were so innocent once...

    • @paulaherrera508
      @paulaherrera508 9 років тому

      wat

    • @rachelk.6918
      @rachelk.6918 9 років тому +6

      Paula Herrera Watch his playthrough of Hunie Pop and all will be explained to you.

    • @paulaherrera508
      @paulaherrera508 9 років тому +1

      Rachel 'Rathian Special-K' Klusky can you tell me pls?? :3

    • @rachelk.6918
      @rachelk.6918 9 років тому

      It's kind of difficult to explain... just watch some of his HuniePop play through.

    • @meatballmaster4623
      @meatballmaster4623 9 років тому +8

      +Paula Herrera It's the cat girl. When you fuck her you get the achievement "bestiality", and that experience scarred mark for life.

  • @illogicalaj828
    @illogicalaj828 7 років тому +48

    "Let's go on another date with this bi.... Lovely lady..."

  • @SemiIocon
    @SemiIocon 8 років тому +87

    He should do another one of these, so we can see what his dates have mailed him. Because they mail how their relationship went.

  • @jamiebuhsusan2675
    @jamiebuhsusan2675 9 років тому +146

    I'm watching a Kitty Powers play marathon-
    PewDiePie
    Markiplier
    jacksepticeye
    CinnamontoastKen

    • @-CGGalangErinKylieE
      @-CGGalangErinKylieE 9 років тому +1

      +Claire Powers yah she has a whole series of Kitty Powers Matchmaker

    • @Karin-fj3eu
      @Karin-fj3eu 9 років тому +2

      Please watch kpopp too, that's is my favorite lel

    • @fatimataymurh.vargas4043
      @fatimataymurh.vargas4043 9 років тому

      Watch MattShea and HoodiePanda ! They are goooood ❤

    • @TheMagickalMother
      @TheMagickalMother 9 років тому +2

      +Karin Stenelo KPOP SISTA!

    • @kaylamartinez6152
      @kaylamartinez6152 9 років тому

      +Taymur Senpai you're a fellow mattshea fan? WOOHOO ME TOO

  • @ehjules
    @ehjules 9 років тому +106

    Why is everyone focusing on the Herb Lord's Herb Lore when we should be asking the important questions. WHAT THE HELL IS A GROINDLE?!??!!?!?!

    • @RumerPriestly
      @RumerPriestly 9 років тому +7

      That part made me laugh so hard I had to put the video back because I was laughing over it c': IT REALLY TURNS MY GROINDLE!

    • @RumerPriestly
      @RumerPriestly 9 років тому +7

      It's been 15 minutes and I am STILL laughing about turn my groindle. Still laughing as I type. I think I'm going to die.

  • @EchoSiera
    @EchoSiera 8 років тому +231

    NOT' ARF!

  • @KLtheAllen
    @KLtheAllen 9 років тому +119

    _I was laughing way to hard at this!~ You're the best matchmaker Mark!~_

  • @sergeantspook2970
    @sergeantspook2970 9 років тому +186

    Big wheel keep on turnin',
    Markimoo just not learnin'

    • @Snurbyy
      @Snurbyy 9 років тому

      herb lore

    • @sergeantspook2970
      @sergeantspook2970 9 років тому +2

      Hodor?

    • @aleksihakli1125
      @aleksihakli1125 9 років тому

      Jaxom Vienonen yes it is a skill ;D

    • @MajoretteKay
      @MajoretteKay 9 років тому

      Sergeant Spook Cupquake and Jacksepticeye had better luck than Mark did. They almost never lost.

  • @MrsDragonChef
    @MrsDragonChef 9 років тому +122

    I am seriously considering drawing Mark in a glorious majestic marijuana leaf robe and crown. Because now he is the HERB LORD.

    • @JPduprat
      @JPduprat 9 років тому +1

      Lisa McNeil lllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

    • @MrsDragonChef
      @MrsDragonChef 9 років тому +5

      Im doing it lol no going back xD

    • @SpiritIncarnation
      @SpiritIncarnation 9 років тому +1

      Lisa McNeil Why Marijuana of all herbs? lol XD

    • @MrsDragonChef
      @MrsDragonChef 9 років тому +3

      I really don't know xD my minds in a dark place xD I'd change it but im almost finished with it xD

    • @thandle61
      @thandle61 9 років тому

      Lisa McNeil xxxD

  • @patchyblonde
    @patchyblonde 6 років тому +107

    This video really brings out mark’s personality.

  • @Hatsunemigulover
    @Hatsunemigulover 9 років тому +161

    I'D LOVE TO SEE MORE OF YOU PLAYING THIS GAME, MARK.

  • @tisidezzi983
    @tisidezzi983 8 років тому +122

    Not gonna lie, this game has become one of my guilty pleasures. :p

  • @marco.barron6654
    @marco.barron6654 9 років тому +70

    this has to be one of the funnest videos Mark has done omg im crunched over dieing! XD do more! please Mark! XD

    • @Timetou2
      @Timetou2 9 років тому +1

      lmao

    • @forestowlent1496
      @forestowlent1496 9 років тому +1

      Marco JrThis is one of the few episodes Markiplier has done that has done irreparable damage to my soul, and not in the good way. More please!

    • @TheProgetter
      @TheProgetter 9 років тому

      Marco Jr herBLORE!

    • @marco.barron6654
      @marco.barron6654 9 років тому

      Adagio Dazzle i died laughing this whole video lol

    • @marco.barron6654
      @marco.barron6654 9 років тому

      Adagio Dazzle yay!!!

  • @scuzzycubs2009
    @scuzzycubs2009 7 років тому +13

    "I don't think they know how to kiss" ~ Mark.
    I shall hear that & forever remember Fiona "kissing" Hitler. XD

  • @MimiCupcakeDean
    @MimiCupcakeDean 8 років тому +151

    now every fan is gonna dye their hair pink and get pink/green contacts.

    • @siariele4592
      @siariele4592 8 років тому +19

      Sadly he has a girlfriend, why you do this Amy?! Lol jk Amyplier is so cute

    • @respec3846
      @respec3846 8 років тому +10

      but I dye my hair pink already and my eyes are green :/

    • @SoySauceSmurf
      @SoySauceSmurf 6 років тому

      I have green eyes already, and I dye my hair on my own.

  • @oculus1205
    @oculus1205 8 років тому +71

    16:46 - 17:10 is "29 Ways To Say Herb Lore"

  • @tristansmith8824
    @tristansmith8824 9 років тому +328

    Herb lore.

  • @adoriiah8924
    @adoriiah8924 7 років тому +40

    *W H A T ' S A M O M O ????*

  • @PILAVGAMES
    @PILAVGAMES 9 років тому +600

    If you are reading this have a great day ! :D

    • @TheRedWing35
      @TheRedWing35 9 років тому

      PolkaDot C. Haha

    • @andyoats
      @andyoats 9 років тому +3

      PILAV GAMES I don't wanna. Can't I have a good night instead?

    • @joeferniany2509
      @joeferniany2509 9 років тому +8

      Don't tell me what to do. I'm my own man, I can decide what kind of day to have.

    • @joeferniany2509
      @joeferniany2509 9 років тому +6

      Just kidding. Thank.

    • @JonesCrimson
      @JonesCrimson 9 років тому +2

      PILAV GAMES NO! I REFUSE!

  • @avaandcamilleforever5727
    @avaandcamilleforever5727 8 років тому +67

    you get that iris is siri spelled backwords and she is a personal assistant? "I am siri your personal assistant." get it? GET IT?!

  • @skyelarsson3428
    @skyelarsson3428 8 років тому +100

    If your the best matchmaker find me a boyfriend Markiplier.

    • @skyelarsson3428
      @skyelarsson3428 8 років тому +3

      YES PERFECT MATCH!!

    • @lmo1577
      @lmo1577 8 років тому +1

      +Phanic! At the Twenty O⃠ne Crybaby Otaku Trash Disco how com your username is my life?

    • @lmo1577
      @lmo1577 8 років тому

      +Phanic! At the Twenty O⃠ne Crybaby Otaku Trash Disco but you 4got Halsey tho

    • @skyelarsson3428
      @skyelarsson3428 8 років тому

      lol ikr Dobby

    • @lmo1577
      @lmo1577 8 років тому

      +Phanic! At the Twenty O⃠ne Crybaby Otaku Trash Disco 😂😂😂 WE ARE THE NEW AMERICANA

  • @pyrothlets
    @pyrothlets 2 місяці тому +18

    who came back after the announcement of the new kitty powers game !!!!

  • @jb6458
    @jb6458 8 років тому +304

    Me: "How cool, there's a woman who is a Virgo in this game and also likes some of the things I do!"
    Mark: "Your boring and will never find love!! 😈"
    Me: 😧

    • @theywalkinguptoyouand4060
      @theywalkinguptoyouand4060 7 років тому +7

      Jaliyah Burbank found love yet?

    • @gullybunkus
      @gullybunkus 6 років тому +6

      I'm a Virgo ;-;

    • @jacquelinecicio2847
      @jacquelinecicio2847 6 років тому +6

      I am also a Virgo... but I realized a long time ago that I knew I’d never find love :’(

    • @darlenebuck541
      @darlenebuck541 4 роки тому +3

      I'm a virgo and still single sadly :(

    • @angrybanana2215
      @angrybanana2215 4 роки тому +8

      Not all Virgo’s shall be lonely. I have a crush on a Virgo irl. That should be some encouragement.

  • @TheUltimateEbil
    @TheUltimateEbil 9 років тому +407

    HerbLore

  • @3rowid
    @3rowid 9 років тому +45

    PRAISE THE LORD! MARK IS FINALLY PLAYING THIS GAME!

    • @saragonzales7553
      @saragonzales7553 9 років тому +5

      Your profile picture goes well with your comment😂

    • @Bugsyummy21
      @Bugsyummy21 9 років тому

      Subscribe to DASHIEGAMES he is funny as hell!!

    • @3rowid
      @3rowid 9 років тому

      ***** I think you need a "P" at the end there, bud.

    • @3rowid
      @3rowid 9 років тому

      ***** Dude, this is impossible to do with schizophrenia.

  • @StarzRantz
    @StarzRantz 7 років тому +10

    Mark:"no one will love you"
    HOMER:*smiles and laughs creepy
    Me: " guy understands his fate"

  • @MirinaeH
    @MirinaeH 8 років тому +251

    "Why is she calling him they its one person"
    Tumblr : *crashes through the door!* aaaaaaaaaa!

    • @InuyashaTT
      @InuyashaTT 7 років тому +1

      True

    • @whyismimotaken9351
      @whyismimotaken9351 6 років тому

      Yup

    • @jessebananasaurus1526
      @jessebananasaurus1526 6 років тому +17

      There are non-binary people not on Tumblr, you know. And I legitimately got sad about him saying that (I'm non-binary) until I realized this was in 2015 and he's probably learned a bit more about transgender and non-binary people since then.
      And you as well, OP. The two commenters before me, well...
      Go learn things, I guess.

  • @nanie_czka123
    @nanie_czka123 9 років тому +180

    cola and meal please, no bread

    • @studio.oceanblue
      @studio.oceanblue 9 років тому +20

      Antonina Busse cola and herblore please, no bread

    • @boobys6614
      @boobys6614 9 років тому +9

      Antonina Busse Cola and meal please,no bread,
      *Cola and meal please,no bread,*
      *COLA AND MEAL PLEASE,NO BREAD*
      *World explodes* >O

    • @ryanlewis2039
      @ryanlewis2039 9 років тому +1

      Kawaii animal jam I'll be right on that.

    • @boobys6614
      @boobys6614 9 років тому +16

      *Pounds on table*
      *MUST HAVE COLA AND MEAL,PLEASE NO BREAD!!!*

    • @JessieJ93
      @JessieJ93 9 років тому

      Antonina Busse OMG i was thinking that too!

  • @LyricaSilvan
    @LyricaSilvan 9 років тому +236

    I love the way he says "could you stop grunting in my ear...?" XD THAT and "I LIKE BROWN."

    • @maddiejoy428
      @maddiejoy428 9 років тому +2

      Lyrica Silvan I died at URBLOUR

    • @LyricaSilvan
      @LyricaSilvan 9 років тому +1

      Venag130 AJ Oh god yes. XD He just wouldn't stop saying it.

    • @maddiejoy428
      @maddiejoy428 9 років тому +4

      Lyrica Silvan ik I just kept LAUGHING and LAUGHING XDD

    • @amymcguire4983
      @amymcguire4983 9 років тому +4

      I like the part when the guy changes his hair color.
      "What. The. F*ck. Happened to you.
      SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED?!?!"
      "This is sum voodoo bullshit going on here..."
      XDDDD

    • @LyricaSilvan
      @LyricaSilvan 9 років тому +4

      Scootaloo Loves You! :3 Oh, Mark. You silly man-child. XD

  • @eswan8900
    @eswan8900 3 роки тому +8

    When Mark was yelling "GO, GO, GO" and screaming "FUCK YOU" whenever it landed on red, I felt that. XD

  • @Pyramid132420
    @Pyramid132420 9 років тому +426

    ...something tells me Mark didn't enjoy playing this game.
    Let's make him play it again! >:D

    • @erikje74
      @erikje74 9 років тому +23

      >:D

    • @maiapiea7832
      @maiapiea7832 9 років тому +17

      I think it's the fact because he's single and he had a bad past relationship.. but I still want to see him play this game idk. :P

    • @OzuBunny
      @OzuBunny 9 років тому +1

      >:D

    • @momma3061
      @momma3061 9 років тому +2

      Yes! >:D

    • @ilonreal225
      @ilonreal225 9 років тому +6

      Of course he most play it again

  • @acespades2387
    @acespades2387 9 років тому +104

    Skip to 16:35 for herb lore.

  • @alondranarvaez5768
    @alondranarvaez5768 8 років тому +89

    will Homer ever find anyone 😢

  • @Alisha_6886
    @Alisha_6886 6 років тому +19

    In Australia, the music in the background was Waltzing Matilda! Oh and also tucker means food. So the restaurant name is mother’s food. I’m Aussie, so this is certified Australian information 🇦🇺

    • @aleksanderweedman8116
      @aleksanderweedman8116 3 роки тому

      ˙ƃuᴉʎl ǝɹɐ no⅄

    • @kaelie7107
      @kaelie7107 3 роки тому +1

      It's also a hint to kitty's (the game developer) drag background.

  • @ray25lee
    @ray25lee 9 років тому +16

    It's about time Mark took his sarcasm out for a stroll.

  • @memesjr3
    @memesjr3 9 років тому +432

    16:40
    Herb lore
    Herb lore?
    Herb lore
    Herb lore
    Herblo re
    Herblore
    Her blore
    Hurb lore
    Herblore
    Herblore
    Herbl ore
    Herb lore
    Aherb lore
    HERB LORE
    herb loore
    Heerbb lore
    HERB LOORE
    HEEEEERB LORE
    HERBlore
    Herblore-lore
    Herb lore
    HERB LORE
    HERB LORE
    HERB LORE?
    Her blore
    Her Blorre
    Herb lore!
    Herb lore??
    Herb lore!!
    Herb lore?
    Herb lore * flips the bird *
    Herb lore
    Herb bblore
    I wrote that all down. That's how many times he said that 😂 you're welcome!

    • @memesjr3
      @memesjr3 9 років тому

      Paul de Vos Aww! I Love You, Too! I'm Glad Someone Enjoyed The Effort I Put Into Writing A List Of The Words "Herb Lore" XD

    • @memesjr3
      @memesjr3 9 років тому

      ***** Thanks!

    • @hyrulewarrior2932
      @hyrulewarrior2932 9 років тому +1

      It's a runescape reference 😂😊

    • @LayyyxLayyy
      @LayyyxLayyy 9 років тому +1

      I'm preeeeety sure he said it 34 times....

    • @fishwad2077
      @fishwad2077 9 років тому +2

      Casey Mustaches I almost died from laughing... I have an issue ;-;

  • @MichaelaLynnn
    @MichaelaLynnn 8 років тому +164

    How do you change your hair color in the middle of a date, good lord..

    • @SoySauceSmurf
      @SoySauceSmurf 5 років тому +13

      Michaela Lynn He was just like, “Oh shit, I forgot I have this conveniently placed hairdye on me. What do I do with it? Hm... oh, I know! I’ll dye my hair iN THE MIDDLE OF MY DATE!!! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WONDERFUL IDEA!!! I’ll even QUIZ them! HahahAAAAA!!!”

    • @maccheese2509
      @maccheese2509 5 років тому +5

      Especially in five minutes
      For me it takes over night to dye and bleach my hair

  • @Phantomsangel
    @Phantomsangel 8 років тому +16

    Um...Maaark....are you ok...? I can't really tell if he likes this game, but watching him play it is hilarious lol XD

  • @ujutae
    @ujutae 9 років тому +210

    Soooo, where do I send in my application to Mark's love agency? (I'm about as hopeless as Homer XD)

    • @thebaba29
      @thebaba29 9 років тому +3

      You and me both, buddy.

    • @denodagor
      @denodagor 9 років тому

      Rachel Kasumi Hopefully only as hopeless as him, not as stupid LOL

    • @slime-time
      @slime-time 9 років тому +6

      He _is_ an amazing matchmaker

    • @ujutae
      @ujutae 9 років тому +2

      Gabriel Sperotto
      *nervous laughter* Well, i think my intelligence is all i got

    • @matthewsingh989
      @matthewsingh989 9 років тому

      Booper Dooper that true

  • @bonsterthebunny1992
    @bonsterthebunny1992 8 років тому +353

    Is a conspiracy theories a job, you ask?
    uh
    matpat is a thing

    • @invader_vin
      @invader_vin 8 років тому +1

      youre right 👌

    • @pervrted
      @pervrted 8 років тому +1

      Undertail fans unite!

    • @stipplinski2119
      @stipplinski2119 8 років тому +1

      YASSSSSSSSSS #GameTheory #FilmTheory

    • @zoeh5016
      @zoeh5016 8 років тому +4

      "Matpat is a thing" 😂😂😂

    • @bonsterthebunny1992
      @bonsterthebunny1992 8 років тому

      Akasha Gamer​ Undertail scares me on too many levels. 
      Now if you meant Under*TALE* your fanbase scares me too much

  • @AmberMichaelis
    @AmberMichaelis 9 років тому +51

    Another episode of Kitty Powers please!!! And thank you.

    • @iAmMidasPrime
      @iAmMidasPrime 9 років тому

      Lol yassss!

    • @someonessidechannel1485
      @someonessidechannel1485 9 років тому +9

      But he clearly didn't like the game, it rubbed him the wro...... He didn't en..... Its so har... Difficult to type a comment when a certain head is in the gutter... mine.

    • @sim1regina
      @sim1regina 9 років тому

      Alexandra Olson but he said he'd play again. but yeah i could tell he didnt like it

  • @cherryblossomsm
    @cherryblossomsm Місяць тому +6

    the way this is almost 10 years old

  • @TheLugiaSong
    @TheLugiaSong 9 років тому +51

    A 'plonker' is a term we use in the UK, it isn't very offensive, it's just a thing you call someone you don't like.
    ie: "They're such a plonker!"
    it's kinda funny honestly XD

    • @kairenurwin3032
      @kairenurwin3032 9 років тому +1

      no its not, it's something you say to someone when they do something stupid. like the comment you plonker

    • @TheLugiaSong
      @TheLugiaSong 9 років тому

      kairen urwin yeah, basically. That's pretty much what I meant.

  • @Illoosion
    @Illoosion 9 років тому +92

    "You have won my cardiovascular organ!"?
    What the heck is wrong with these people?!

    • @bingoned9113
      @bingoned9113 9 років тому +14

      There's only one logical explanation... people are being replaced by robots...

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 9 років тому +15

      Mash Ketchcum The pikamon master Affirmative, those individual lifeforms were in fact replaced by animated imposters.

    • @ShotgunLlama
      @ShotgunLlama 9 років тому +4

      Illoosion It was most rational and good decision to made!

    • @sophiasolis4461
      @sophiasolis4461 9 років тому

      That means heart....i think

    • @Illoosion
      @Illoosion 9 років тому

      Yeah, it does.
      "Cardio-" as in 'heart,' and "vascular" as in the vascular system that transfers blood through animals.

  • @Pixxeltrixx
    @Pixxeltrixx 9 років тому +10

    actually you know what, i wouldent mind seeing more of this man

    • @ocarinazelda1
      @ocarinazelda1 9 років тому +2

      ***** I found you master! *bows* Dark Pit... For Glory...

    • @Pixxeltrixx
      @Pixxeltrixx 9 років тому

      Doug Joan *Tips fedora with respect

  • @clorbdorb1245
    @clorbdorb1245 8 років тому +5

    Mark: "Herb Lore...Herblore! Ahblore! Blore!"
    Me: "Davis! Davis is the name!"

  • @GiemsaUwU
    @GiemsaUwU 9 років тому +59

    That woman.. she makes me angry in a certain way..

    • @patrick-william4610
      @patrick-william4610 9 років тому

      Lol lol

    • @birersuitt
      @birersuitt 9 років тому +4

      Caitlyn Ulted JFK Actually she makes me mad because she looks like Dolores Umbridge...

    • @MantraMan2077
      @MantraMan2077 9 років тому +5

      Which one, the one in the thumbnail? Well I got news for you.
      That is a dude. In drag. Going full queen on ya ass.

    • @mariam14903
      @mariam14903 9 років тому

      Hi cait hi jinx I play good with u 2 on lol
      GG me xD

    • @iamgodur275
      @iamgodur275 9 років тому

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL CAITLTYN ULTED JFK MA NIIIGGGUHH THIS SHIT GOT ME ROLLIN ROUND IN MA BOXERS CUUH

  • @TheLadyLiddell
    @TheLadyLiddell 9 років тому +100

    Did anyone else see in the description "...but know yanderes allowed..."? XD

    • @ueuz0007
      @ueuz0007 9 років тому +2

      Rikusgirl001 They should be allowed.......

    • @angelinapetersen7422
      @angelinapetersen7422 9 років тому

      Lol I saw that XD

    • @Hawkeyesarmy
      @Hawkeyesarmy 9 років тому

      Rikusgirl001 y is yuno not allowed? lol

    • @lastina
      @lastina 9 років тому

      Lol I saw it too.What does it mean though

    • @RandomSandwich
      @RandomSandwich 9 років тому

      Mini Minecraft Nut watch Yandere Simulator. lmao he did it recently.

  • @ZachzyGames1
    @ZachzyGames1 9 років тому +127

    MarkiBalls is an exact copy of Markiplier... It's a spitting image.

    • @iamreallybutthurt8531
      @iamreallybutthurt8531 9 років тому +2

      Zachzy Games If Mark had pink hair that is not even there...

    • @ermagurd3919
      @ermagurd3919 9 років тому +1

      Zachzy Games Markiballs is best balls

    • @Bugsyummy21
      @Bugsyummy21 9 років тому +1

      Subscribe to DASHIEGAMES he is funny as hell!!!!

    • @carlrhodes6558
      @carlrhodes6558 9 років тому

      Bugsyummy21 ummm.... ok????

    • @ZachzyGames1
      @ZachzyGames1 9 років тому +3

      Bugsyummy21 I do not see how this is relevant,,,

  • @haleyk2376
    @haleyk2376 7 років тому +2

    "THATS A JOB? THATS A J-O-B, JOB?" Well Mark, UA-cam isn't really a JOB neither.

  • @aprilbmireles
    @aprilbmireles 9 років тому +5

    "What's the momo!?" That's a cat you're going to sleep with in the future.

  • @lolypop8518
    @lolypop8518 8 років тому +39

    markimoo: herblore herobelre erowienfine
    me: *clicks like*

  • @chantellehoekstra9202
    @chantellehoekstra9202 9 років тому +23

    Did he just say "I'm not a good love maker?!"

  • @bridgitte247
    @bridgitte247 7 років тому +5

    lol I lost it when he shouted “I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS! SHUT UP!!”

  • @SemiIocon
    @SemiIocon 8 років тому +225

    I also looked up "Not 'arf". It means "not at all".

  • @polka8117
    @polka8117 9 років тому +67

    so THIS is where herb lore came from

  • @victoriahayes9356
    @victoriahayes9356 9 років тому +42

    These videos wouldn't be complete without Mark's commentary😂😂😂

    • @victoriahayes9356
      @victoriahayes9356 9 років тому +1

      Just watch Homer come to Marks house just to talk. And the first thing Mark says is NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU😂😂

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 9 років тому

      +Victoria Hayes Yeah

  • @kushym0nst3r15
    @kushym0nst3r15 2 роки тому +10

    *Anyone else noticing he seemed slightly mad this video?*

  • @laurenmigge5981
    @laurenmigge5981 9 років тому +53

    hey mark ! when you said "who's 'they' it's only one person" I wanted to inform you that 'they' is a gender neutral pronoun that some people prefer and it is best to use if you are unsure of someone's preferred pronouns. thank you !

    • @DazednHyphy
      @DazednHyphy 9 років тому +5

      Technically however, it's not. That's informal/improper English, and following English rules the only correct forms are she/he, s/he, (s)he etc. due to the fact that "they" refers to the plural "them/their".

    • @sadlittleratboy
      @sadlittleratboy 9 років тому +9

      RadioactiveCurse Actually, it is? It's impolite to just take random stabs at pronouns (also, some people use neutral ptonouns), plus one person can be refered to as "they". "Alex is sick. Then need to go to the hospital." "Has your dog been doing well? I heared they were hit by a car." It might not sound as nice, but neutral pronouns can be very important. Also, if you're American, it doesn't fucking matter. Our English is shit anyway.

    • @kkostasanagno2243
      @kkostasanagno2243 9 років тому +1

      PeachyPanda "it" is more correct tho,

    • @ivanbenja4
      @ivanbenja4 9 років тому +4

      Who. Gives. A. Shit?

    • @laurenmigge5981
      @laurenmigge5981 9 років тому +10

      I give a shit. I use they/them pronouns and I was just informing mark that it is actually a thing. I feel uncomfortable when people use other pronouns for me. and no it doesn't mean I am more than one person it only means that I don't identify as either gender

  • @luvstruckfairy
    @luvstruckfairy 9 років тому +31

    16:40 actually just killed me, I can't breathe.

  • @slime-time
    @slime-time 9 років тому +161

    Mark seems especially drunk in this episode...

  • @canihearawahoo5568
    @canihearawahoo5568 7 років тому +2

    *HERBLOREE*
    **sigh** Mark's reaction to him saying herb lore had me in tears XD

  • @FallenNephilimTeukie
    @FallenNephilimTeukie 8 років тому +7

    This is probably one of my favorite videos of Mark's ever. No matter how many times I watch it, I always laugh my ass off.

  • @kristenbooks
    @kristenbooks 9 років тому +31

    I love Mark's reaction to the first guy being a vegetarian. Seems like a common theme among the UA-camrs who play this and it's hilarious.

    • @kristenbooks
      @kristenbooks 9 років тому

      Also, I really want to see more of this game because not many of the gamers I watch have been playing this game, but it's so much fun to watch. Especially with the crazy reactions that Mark has ^-^

    • @jesspenlington945
      @jesspenlington945 9 років тому

      Kristen BOOKS Brizzyvoices plays it

    • @kristenbooks
      @kristenbooks 9 років тому

      I don't watch Brizzyvoices.

    • @CaffeineDeprivation
      @CaffeineDeprivation 9 років тому

      Kristen BOOKS Do you watch CinnamonToastKen? He has made couple of videos about this game.

    • @kristenbooks
      @kristenbooks 9 років тому

      MelodyOfWhispers I watched a couple of his videos on the game. They were OK.

  • @Singoys
    @Singoys 9 років тому +80

    Remember kids , when you go in the restrooms dont forget to dye your hair !

    • @underminingduck8190
      @underminingduck8190 9 років тому +25

      Or reverse gyrate. Or pelvic thrust

    • @shahafzeevi6364
      @shahafzeevi6364 9 років тому +9

      Or go to jerk king (😂😂😂) and try the love handel 😘 ohhhh gosh me XD

    • @juliakoski7306
      @juliakoski7306 9 років тому

      ^^Markiplier house tour reference

    • @norwegiannightmare8843
      @norwegiannightmare8843 9 років тому +12

      But stop on your right foot. DONT FORGET IT

    • @underminingduck8190
      @underminingduck8190 9 років тому +1

      Norwegian nightmare then bring it around town Briiing it arrouund town

  • @elisecovington3676
    @elisecovington3676 6 років тому +4

    You don't know what Momo is? He is a flying lemur from the southern air temple. 😂

  • @msfs19941
    @msfs19941 8 років тому +18

    Being British and seeing the awful slang makes me want to cry 😂

  • @courtneywheatley1242
    @courtneywheatley1242 8 років тому +44

    Herb Lore!!!!!!He said it twenty timesXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I THINK I AM GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER!!!!!!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😵😵😵😵😵

  • @justlaila4608
    @justlaila4608 9 років тому +60

    why Kitty Powers sounds like Mrs Doubtfire???

    • @pinheadlarry2921
      @pinheadlarry2921 9 років тому +2

      Dragqueen 🤘🏻

    • @justlaila4608
      @justlaila4608 9 років тому

      jaajajjajaja

    • @mslita09
      @mslita09 9 років тому

      +Laila El Ghoul What's funny? It's true.

    • @tylerf.145
      @tylerf.145 9 років тому

      +Laila El Ghoul LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THAT MOVIE SO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUNY!!!!!

    • @izalisarismendez5566
      @izalisarismendez5566 9 років тому

      Oh mah god she does! I just realized that -3-

  • @heidithomas2240
    @heidithomas2240 8 років тому +53

    16:40, Mark goes insane. XD

    • @aresrivera9744
      @aresrivera9744 4 роки тому +1

      He’s been going slowly insane throughout the entire video

  • @tessagrey3204
    @tessagrey3204 9 років тому +39

    Herb lore

  • @RogueUwU
    @RogueUwU 9 років тому +29

    Praise the Elder Gods with our herb lore :D

  • @kaitlynhavens7914
    @kaitlynhavens7914 9 років тому +13

    Markiplier please keep making videos. Never listen to the haters...

    • @kaitlynhavens7914
      @kaitlynhavens7914 9 років тому +3

      One thing that always keeps bringing me back is his hot voice! Markiplier

  • @redsky7980
    @redsky7980 7 років тому +7

    "NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU!!!" *depressed Homer"