Fiddlebert: The Full Story

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • Pikmin has many famous characters such as Olimar and Louie, but one of the most famous and controversial characters has an unknown backstory and is alleged to be actively censored by Nintendo. That character is Fiddlebert.

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  • @cabbage426
    @cabbage426 8 місяців тому +383

    It is extremely tragic how you can hear him start to break down in fear after 6:00, he is clearly aware of the risk he is putting himself at by covering this topic but did so regardless. Nintendo clearly wants Fiddlebert forgotten, but we won't let them win. We salute you for your bravery, and please stay safe.

    • @hahani17
      @hahani17 8 місяців тому +1

      It is clear that imonlyhereforpikmin has tragically become another victim to the anti-fiddlebert airwaves Nintendo has been sending via electronic devices to erase Fiddlebert from history
      Everyone, remember to always keep your fiddlefoil hats on at all times to not share this fate

    • @kangelkinne
      @kangelkinne 8 місяців тому +22

      and to mask it as laughter so Nintendo won't find him... A(pik)Men

    • @Epicccccccccccccccccccc
      @Epicccccccccccccccccccc 8 місяців тому +8

      Nintendo is a beast, they are trying to erase all records of a real man by trapping him in a video game, very sad 😢

  • @patio8044
    @patio8044 8 місяців тому +18

    I don't understand how there are people in this world who don't think Fiddlebert is real. Like, come on guys.

  • @gboogie3257
    @gboogie3257 8 місяців тому

    I lost my internet connection but I got it back………This was cool

  • @Felixman128
    @Felixman128 8 місяців тому

    Worlds most entertaining aneurysm, thanks

  • @Ghostapple115
    @Ghostapple115 8 місяців тому +1

    I LOVE FIDDLEBERT!!!!

  • @Markm8
    @Markm8 8 місяців тому

    Filldy goo video

  • @j.k.4479
    @j.k.4479 8 місяців тому +349

    Olimar's green alternate color in the Super Smash Bros. series is a callback to Fiddlebert.

    • @Brewski007
      @Brewski007 Місяць тому +1

      Charlie who?
      I’m a Fiddler, straight Fiddlin’ my Bert all day long

    • @JosephShemelewski
      @JosephShemelewski Місяць тому +1

      Who doesn't fiddle their Bert I just finished and decided to rewatch this video

  • @ExGanonMain
    @ExGanonMain 8 місяців тому +140

    The pikmin community went from becoming insane to becoming sane once pikmin 4 finally came out

    • @lechaosadmin
      @lechaosadmin 8 місяців тому +18

      And then insane again because its all we know

  • @AlmyTheAlien
    @AlmyTheAlien 8 місяців тому +163

    I think it's worth noting that Captain Charlie is not only green, but also the only technical captain in Pikmin 3, while also exhibiting parodic caricaturizations of archetypal "alpha male" traits often associated with those who hold politically incorrect views, as Fiddlebert does. I think that Charlie was added into Pikmin 3 as a mockery of Fiddlebert by agents of The Wokemin Society, but that move provoked Fiddlebert Sympathizer insiders to add Moss as a subtle but effective tribute.

    • @cabbage426
      @cabbage426 8 місяців тому +30

      Not only that, but don't forget captain Charlie's iconic quote from pikmin 3, "Maybe it's just his treasure-grubbing Hocotatian blood!" a clear callback to Fiddlebert's open discrimination.

  • @littlequaintfellow
    @littlequaintfellow 8 місяців тому +103

    Does anyone else remember Pikmin 4's second captain Freezing Frank? He was obviously rushed (being just an ice Pikmin in a hat) and he would sometimes speak in Icelandic. I really didn't like him as a kid, and Nintendo probably didn't either as they removed him from the Switch 2 and 4Ds ports. What did you guys think of him?

    • @aidanhammans9337
      @aidanhammans9337 8 місяців тому +16

      Oh my gosh a time traveller.

    • @segadoeswhatnintendont
      @segadoeswhatnintendont 8 місяців тому +19

      I didn't like how he jumpscared you with a bloodeyed giant version of moss every time a pikmin died, it was very scary and it turned out he was my dead brother's soul

    • @Vaasmontenegro.1
      @Vaasmontenegro.1 2 місяці тому +1

      I remember fiddleberts long lost brother widdlewert in Pikmin 3 deluxe.

    • @blakeerlenbeck-jd1sq
      @blakeerlenbeck-jd1sq 13 днів тому

      @@Vaasmontenegro.1 i had memories of playing with the three of them: fiddlebert, middlebert, and widdlewert. after that last session, i got rid of my copy

  • @star_shaun
    @star_shaun 7 місяців тому +40

    I'm the creator of the Fiddlebert Lore Wiki. I made it as a joke back in august of 2023, and I've been wondering why it has been getting traffic recently. It went from having 10-20 pages to over 70 because of this small mention, lol.
    EDIT: It now has 192 pages what the hell 😭

  • @Aostrele
    @Aostrele 5 місяців тому +93

    “Times Square is the most famous building in New York that is still around”
    What… WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY “STILL AROUND?”

    • @anjoliebarrios8906
      @anjoliebarrios8906 3 місяці тому +5

      9/11. i can't believe you forgot

    • @anjoliebarrios8906
      @anjoliebarrios8906 3 місяці тому +1

      nine e1even. can't believe you forgor
      Also I just remembered, Times square isn't even a building

    • @someweirdo428
      @someweirdo428 3 місяці тому +3

      @@anjoliebarrios8906you aren’t a building

    • @JosephShemelewski
      @JosephShemelewski 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@someweirdo428How can you be sure? Maybe they are one with the walls

  • @julias4318
    @julias4318 8 місяців тому +74

    Fiddlebert for smash
    Edit: How could I be so blind. Fiddlebert is already IN smash, but was censored by Nintendo to become “olimar”. The fiddlebert denier propaganda almost got to me there

    • @CreepyADeepy
      @CreepyADeepy 8 місяців тому +8

      It takes alot of courage to admit you're wrong, thank you for correcting yourself. It's such a shame that propaganda influences even the best of us.

  • @pou3321
    @pou3321 8 місяців тому +53

    babe wake up new imonlyhereforpikmin video just dropped and the topic is fiddlebert

  • @yungmuney5903
    @yungmuney5903 8 місяців тому +87

    My favorite part was when Olimar said to Louie "He played us like a fiddlebert." at the end of Pikmin 2.

  • @justsomewheel9379
    @justsomewheel9379 8 місяців тому +62

    I'm a bit salty that Flapjack and Tugboat Jones weren't mentioned as Fiddlebert's known associates but I guess it's for the best to protect their identity. Although, I don't think I want Flapjack's identity to be protected due to how openly ableist he can be

    • @san_d9995
      @san_d9995 8 місяців тому +4

      He also didnt mention chicago steve.

    • @inkyinkfrfr
      @inkyinkfrfr 6 місяців тому +4

      nor did he mention man-at-n-word

    • @Vaasmontenegro.1
      @Vaasmontenegro.1 2 місяці тому +2

      How didn’t he mention fiddleberts long lost brother whiddlewert like cmon

  • @fiddlebert-xx8xx
    @fiddlebert-xx8xx 8 місяців тому +37

    thank you for the fan video

  • @Vivvyboy
    @Vivvyboy 8 місяців тому +37

    Many don't know this but in a leaked prototype of Pikmin 2, Fiddlebert can be found in the files and is a playable bmd model, there's also a handful of code that refers to him but there's no way to know if he was a early 2nd captain, perhaps after miyamoto drastically changed the direction of Pikmin 2 Fiddlebert was removed, but there's no actual way to know

  • @BrendaK7200
    @BrendaK7200 6 місяців тому +11

    4:09 OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU CALLED TIMES SQUARE THE MOST WELL KNOWN BUILDING IN NYC THAT'S "STILL AROUND" HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THIS SOONER LMFAOOOO

  • @xerobeat9142
    @xerobeat9142 4 місяці тому +12

    Fun fact: The save file bubbles in Pikmin 2 change colour on four separate occasions depending on game progress. They become red, yellow and blue when onions of the corresponding colours are unlocked, and green if you have a save file that is in the Dream Den prior to collecting every treasure in the cave.
    Forgive me for speculating, but it is my opinion that the Dream Den was originally intended to be the Fiddle Den, where it would be revealed that Fiddlebert kidnapped Louie and forced him to manufacture Arboreal Fripperies to support his evil drug empire. I believe that Miyamoto's infamous and psychotic hatred of the colour green drove him to steal the code and hold the game hostage unless his coding underlings agreed to character assassinate Louie by making him an attempted murderer.

    • @xerobeat9142
      @xerobeat9142 4 місяці тому +2

      I have propagated misinformation on the Internet 😔. While it is true that save files in the overworld/area selection menus change colour depending on what onion was most recently unlocked, the same cannot be said for the caves.
      Save files in caves have their colours determined by the ratio of coloured pikmin that are with the captains. Red, yellow and blue pikmin are assigned the respective RGB colours of red, green and blue. Therefore, entering a cave with only red pikmin will have the save file appear red, whereas entering a cave with only yellow pikmin will have the save file appear green.
      These colours actually mix together in true RGB fashion, and update between sublevels should a dandori moment occur. Entering a cave with an even mix of red and yellow pikmin has the save file appear yellow. Mixing reds and blues creates a purple save file, and mixing blues and yellows creates a teal save file. Entering with an even mix of all three types makes the save file white.
      Purples, whites and bulbmin do not have an assigned colour, and do not influence the colour of save files. If they're the only types of pikmin in your squad, the save file appears white.
      When I'm running the Dream Den, I always bring 50 yellows, 20 blues, 20 purples and 10 whites - a complete contrast to the squads I bring to the rest of the game's caves, which usually just consists of purple and white pikmin. This is probably the most esoteric and worthless piece of gaming trivia that I know, and I am not at all ashamed for regurgitating it here.

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 3 місяці тому

      I usually just bring 20 of every type into caves, so that would have been unknown to me anyway.
      The implication is still there though

  • @Treesarewoke
    @Treesarewoke 7 місяців тому +17

    My favorite variation of this Mandela effect meme is when people pretend that the GameCube version of pikmin 2 had product placement😂

    • @idiotgaming6376
      @idiotgaming6376 7 місяців тому +1

      No no that's not a Mandela effect the first treasure is a Duracell battery i know i aint crazy on that
      You are lieing if your saying they werent product placement

    • @someone24688
      @someone24688 5 місяців тому

      That's the Wii Version Cell service

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 3 місяці тому

      There’s also supposedly data in the game’s files implying there was a scrapped Weed treasure

    • @somenameidk5278
      @somenameidk5278 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@idiotgaming6376the joke is that the switch version of pikmin 2 removed all the product placement

  • @a-cat-on-a-soup-can
    @a-cat-on-a-soup-can 8 місяців тому +8

    It disgust me seein people in this earth who think diddle doo(my son) does not exist 6:05

  • @Mr_Someone_Somebody
    @Mr_Someone_Somebody 8 місяців тому +4

    6:36 O O F

  • @pyrolysis111
    @pyrolysis111 8 місяців тому +18

    The zoo gave Fiddlebert a wife so it’s cannon he has a wife.

  • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
    @diegodankquixote-wry3242 8 місяців тому +10

    "Fiddlebert's ascension to godhood" would have been a better name for this powerful video in my humble opinion.

  • @autismandgaming4532
    @autismandgaming4532 8 місяців тому +4

    Now make a follow up about Pumpernickel

  • @Juangim
    @Juangim 8 місяців тому +3

    Calling r/pikmin fallen in quality because of there being actual discussion about the games is somewhat funny, and to think people used to complain about the opposite lol

  • @Donchan1
    @Donchan1 8 місяців тому +10

    It’s sad to see fiddlebert become lost media 😔

  • @AVerySealishSeal
    @AVerySealishSeal 8 місяців тому +8

    I have some alleged Fiddlebert lore however it was only documented by a few redditors on r/pikmin. So the story begins as Olimars Lithuanian cousin "Bert" crashed on the planet, and their ship exploded so there weren't any ship parts. They got lost but came into contact with Fiddlemin which are green pikmin whose exact appearence is unknown, they were very hungry at this point so they ate a Fiddlemin and became Fiddlebert, the Fiddlemin were apparently very racist but love white pikmin, and are immune to Fiddle Hazards, but change somebody who eats them causing them to obtain these traits, after this Fiddlebert went on to find Olimar and appeared in Pikmin 1 however keep in mind this is not confirmed Fiddlebert lore and I cannot say for sure that it is true.

  • @Boney9551
    @Boney9551 8 місяців тому +9

    Had the pleasure of meeting fiddlebert at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny

  • @jeromejor5395
    @jeromejor5395 8 місяців тому +9

    6:07 don’t forget Turdy Gurdy and Vermerhound

  • @nelsonrivas2011
    @nelsonrivas2011 8 місяців тому +3

    woketendo will not silence us fiddletruthers

  • @dicapriodelorean2888
    @dicapriodelorean2888 8 місяців тому +5

    I saw Fiddlebert in Pikmin 3 Deluxe on my first playthrough, he was just there for a few hours, but he sadly said antisemetic stuff about Leonard Nimoy in Lithuanian to me

  • @lordvegetables
    @lordvegetables 8 місяців тому +3

    i emailed nintendo about fiddlebert and miyamoto showed up at my door with hush money

  • @ScuddyMcScudFace
    @ScuddyMcScudFace 8 місяців тому +53

    When my grandpa was in Lithuania in 1942 (don't ask what he was doing there) he met some man by the name of Fiddle Von Berter. Very strange man who did unspeakable things...

  • @collinstewart64
    @collinstewart64 8 місяців тому +3

    Please for god sake talk about the most balanced Pikmin game Pikmin Adventure

  • @churupinha3510
    @churupinha3510 8 місяців тому +4

    This is the worst video on the intenet

  • @CheesiX8
    @CheesiX8 8 місяців тому +3

    Are you sure PUMPERNICKLE is really the most popular of the other fiddles? Because really, all I ever hear is "Who's PumperNickle?" AND IM SICK OF IT.

  • @AntoScrujo
    @AntoScrujo 8 місяців тому +6

    PEAK ALERT

  • @Denshi
    @Denshi 8 місяців тому +2

    I really don't get why Fiddlebert gets all the attention when clearly Dobson was responsible for the series "blowing up" in the first place smh

  • @minifridgeinthia8396
    @minifridgeinthia8396 8 місяців тому +2

    Remember, if nintendo take this down, its considered Canon

  • @AntoScrujo
    @AntoScrujo 8 місяців тому +3

    #IBELIEVEINFIDDLEBERT

  • @AverageAutisticGamer
    @AverageAutisticGamer 3 місяці тому +2

    I remember Fiddlebert, he was bloody wild,
    Though he was extremely weird with his political views but due to my little knowledge on politics and also I wasn’t aware how to speak Lithuanian, I had no clue what he was saying

  • @notsusanna7485
    @notsusanna7485 2 місяці тому +2

    fun fact: fiddlebert is actually still in the files of the Wii port (however it is very difficult to find his associated files) and many fiddlebelievers and fiddlescientists have theorized that him being left in the files is the only thing holding the spaghetti code together.

  • @dagobahstudios3662
    @dagobahstudios3662 8 місяців тому +6

    It’s too bad he hasn’t been in any of the recent games but don’t worry guys he’s been confirmed to be the main protagonist of Pikmin 18 billion and 11

  • @chocopie5992
    @chocopie5992 8 місяців тому +8

    FIDDLEBERT SWEEP

  • @icepapermario99
    @icepapermario99 4 місяці тому +3

    My favorite 3ds game is fiddleberts racist wonderland

  • @josephwilkins238
    @josephwilkins238 8 місяців тому +3

    thank you for introducing me to my new favourite character pick a pickle pipe

  • @KoolAidBoiMC
    @KoolAidBoiMC 8 місяців тому +2

    My uncle told me fiddlebert and pumpernickel are real.

  • @RadTroppy
    @RadTroppy 7 місяців тому +2

    Skelemar is just Sans in Pikmin, nothing to see there

  • @Zolerian
    @Zolerian 8 місяців тому +2

    I didn't remember nor seeing nor heaing about him, but after seeing him in Times Square, I remembered that he was always there.

  • @psychonauts0
    @psychonauts0 8 місяців тому +2

    It has annoyed me that fiddlebert doesn't show up when playing on dolphin due to an emulation bug.

  • @goldenguy7470
    @goldenguy7470 8 місяців тому +2

    I feel like there's gonna be some guy that's gonna see this and think its all real

    • @cabbage426
      @cabbage426 8 місяців тому

      Wake up, you stupid Fiddlebert denier. IT IS REAL.

  • @ranting2daMAX
    @ranting2daMAX 8 місяців тому +1

    The scraggler npc from terraria but pikmin character (green, said offensive things amongside lines which were puns of his name, was eventually “removed” despite ‘never existing in the first place’, hypothetically of course, we all know the truth.)

  • @Octav2000
    @Octav2000 8 місяців тому +3

    Fun fact the colour green was originally created for fiddlebert

  • @Pathetic_Pers
    @Pathetic_Pers 7 місяців тому +1

    I cant believe that someone from a discord that i kinda knew who made Doodlebert as a silly/better version of Fiddle... Then later i got the rights too ... Would appear in here........... Man if there was a show...... Just about him......... That will never ever happened........

  • @jeromejor5395
    @jeromejor5395 5 місяців тому +1

    I love that somehow this video brought life back to not only for fiddlebert but to r/pikmin too, also did you all saw fiddlebert new games, fiddlebert journey to hell and fiddlebert fucking dies, Best games I ever played

  • @Nickbronline
    @Nickbronline 2 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for exposing me to r/SinkPissers

  • @I-mour
    @I-mour 8 місяців тому +1

    Does anyone remember fiddle Bert and Oilmar going to the forest navel and seeing the yucky bugs then Skelemarm said “In 2020 their will be a world wind pandemic call the COVID 19” though I understand if you don’t it was a very rare dialogue.

  • @MadMewMew-mu3eq
    @MadMewMew-mu3eq 8 місяців тому +1

    Another worthy piece of evidence is a plant in pikmin 2's piklopedia called a 'fiddlehead', which is also green. Coincidence? It think NOT!

  • @JNRC62fan
    @JNRC62fan 8 місяців тому +1

    Imagine is Nintendo knows about the Fiddlebert hoax and they decided to put him in Pikmin 5 or a possible Pikmin 4 DLC

  • @dimthedimwit7221
    @dimthedimwit7221 8 місяців тому +2

    Fiddlebert was originally meant to play the role of Louie in Pikmin 2, with the fight against the Titan Dweevil being portrayed instead as his last stand. Dialogue from a leaked demo planned for Space World 2002 suggests Olimar and the President teamed up to fire Fiddlebert due to the racist remarks he makes not sitting well with the company’s consumers. Ultimately this was scrapped in favor of Louie, as playtesters were confused at the sudden betrayal of someone who had been with Olimar for multiple games and the revelation of his death once the ship scans him after the defeat of the Titan Dweevil did not match the tone of the rest of the game.

  • @nord_anon4406
    @nord_anon4406 8 місяців тому +2

    >Times Square is the most famous building in New York that's still around.
    Subtle, lol.

  • @CallMeFreakFujiko
    @CallMeFreakFujiko 8 місяців тому +2

    Fiddlebert is real! My uncle (who works at Nintendo) has a Lithuanian copy of all four games on Gamecube and I saw him!

  • @protocetid
    @protocetid 8 місяців тому +1

    Ah fiddlesticks, I really wish Nintendo would stop fiddling with Pikmin history and admit Fiddlebert was real! Just because Fiddlebert played second fiddle to Olimar doesn’t mean he is any less important. Nintendo thinks that they’ve played us like a fiddle and we are none the wiser about the existence of Fiddlebert and his sidekicks, yet look at everything we’ve uncovered.

  • @KoopTheKoopaLol
    @KoopTheKoopaLol 8 місяців тому +1

    cant believe there's some deep lore for some goofy looking character

  • @AlexWormy2206
    @AlexWormy2206 8 місяців тому +1

    can you do a video over Minecraft With Gadget by Mike Matei?

  • @MineBlox60000
    @MineBlox60000 7 місяців тому +1

    Every copy of pikmin is personalized

  • @legospartan3.042
    @legospartan3.042 4 місяці тому +1

    Fiddlebert was the half life 3 all along

  • @collinstewart64
    @collinstewart64 8 місяців тому +1

    please do a video on Pikmin Adventure Please

  • @shrimpalotl
    @shrimpalotl 8 місяців тому +3

    This was a fiddletastic video

  • @Idiot-the-Catrabbid
    @Idiot-the-Catrabbid 8 місяців тому +1

    Who up fiddling they beflrt rn?

  • @fletchermed
    @fletchermed 8 місяців тому +1

    I’m fiddlebert

  • @bazz1625
    @bazz1625 8 місяців тому +1

    Sad that nintendo censored green louie from the switch port of pikmin 2 :(

  • @Most_Jeffinitely
    @Most_Jeffinitely 6 місяців тому +1

    At least buy bert dinner first

  • @HPD7D
    @HPD7D 8 місяців тому +1

    Weed olimar

  • @aaronta6573
    @aaronta6573 3 місяці тому +1

    Where lost media?

  • @sharkdoesstufff
    @sharkdoesstufff 8 місяців тому

    Fiddlebert is our Lord and saviour

  • @FIDDLESHOW
    @FIDDLESHOW 4 місяці тому +1

    Doodlebert why r u here

  • @yetravellingsonc8372
    @yetravellingsonc8372 8 місяців тому +2

    On this note, somebody on the Pikmin Subreddit found another such scrapped character, this time from Pikmin 4, a character named Moose, who appears to be a palette swap of Moss but with the horns of a Moose in place of her ears. A certain commenter named Dootblade74 (who is not affiliated with me in any way, no siree) goes into further detail about the character-- supposedly Moose was an early version of Moss that got changed late in development to better adhere to the Canine theme that the game has going on.
    Apparently some files of Moose got left over in the day 1 version of Pikmin 4's demo, and under specific circumstances the character could erroneously appear in Sun-speckled Terrace, acting identical to Moss from Hero's Hideaway but never attacking due to broken AI. Once the final game released, the demo was likewise patched to remove Moose's files entirely.

  • @rare_edamimi_fangirl
    @rare_edamimi_fangirl 8 місяців тому +1

    i lover fiddlebert hes my favorite vimeo jame character of ever time! ! ! ! ! ! !

  • @adark1289
    @adark1289 8 місяців тому +1

    2:16 love the fact that the image uses the Wii version of the game despite the fact he was supposedly not present in that version.

  • @derekgamezzYT
    @derekgamezzYT 4 місяці тому +1

    THE LORE!!!!

  • @StormKnight186
    @StormKnight186 18 годин тому

    5:57 same silly fun energy as the how to spell pregnant video

  • @androidoficeandfire9667
    @androidoficeandfire9667 8 місяців тому +1

    The overlords censored me for talking
    I will not be silenced
    Fiddlebert is real

  • @davidmandel8960
    @davidmandel8960 8 місяців тому +1

    Fiddlebert is more than a shitpost. He's a Fiddlepost.

  • @The_Pikaboi
    @The_Pikaboi 8 місяців тому +1

    I still prefer Gub Gub. I love Gub Gub

  • @Frank_Erz
    @Frank_Erz 8 місяців тому +1

    i am fiddling the comment section as we speak

  • @LilyYuriko
    @LilyYuriko 26 днів тому

    As someone from r/pikmin
    We love foddlebert.
    Fiddlebert is love
    Fiddlebert is life

  • @mrman2476
    @mrman2476 8 місяців тому +1

    You have got to be Fiddling me.

  • @baconplayspikmin
    @baconplayspikmin 8 місяців тому +1

    i wonder if people will talk about fifdlebert again when Pikmin 5 got announced/before release

  • @CheesiX8
    @CheesiX8 8 місяців тому +1

    Fiddle me this.

  • @supersun64
    @supersun64 8 місяців тому +1

    what

  • @DoctorSpacebar
    @DoctorSpacebar 8 місяців тому +1

    I have my own Fiddlebert theory.
    You see, Fiddlebert is a green character who is associated with insects. Who else is green and associated with insects?
    Right away, one character immediately comes to mind: none other than the Kalphite Queen, most powerful insect in Runescape and by far one of the deadliest insects in gaming, to whom thousands have lost bank.
    But there are two Runescapes. So you would think there are two Kalphite Queens, one in Old School Runescape and one in Cringe MTX Runescape. But that's just it. Runescape 3's MTX is so cringe that the Kalphite Queen of that timeline quit her job. Her role is currently filled by ten Swooping Snitchbugs in a trench coat, as Swooping Snitchbugs are one of the few creatures cringe enough to tolerate RS3's garbage monetization.
    But, you may ask, where did the Kalphite Queen move to? It was hard to get this reveal. I had to clear the entirety of Pokemon Radical Red's Hardcore difficulty with one Caterpie. But once the game saves, the first 1000 bytes become an encoded message in Braille. When decoded, reversed, and put through a 5 digit Caesar cipher, the message reveals that the Kalphite Queen's new hive is situated in none other than Lithuania- which, as we all know, is the home of Fiddlebert!
    Some immediately thought that this reveal means Fiddlebert and the Kalphite Queen are the same person. However, I disagree. Fiddlebert can't be the Kalphite Queen, his level is too low for that and his health meter is a circle, not a bar. He also has three forms, where the Kalphite Queen only has two.
    The truth became clear when Fiddlebert was sighted experimenting with bottled 69-proof cringe, labeled with the insignia of Jagex. Evidently this cringe was smuggled out by the Kalphite Queen when she resigned. Not long after the timestamp of this footage, a massive spike in cringe was observed in political subs, beyond even their usual levels, despite the year not being an election year. They were so cringe that even the ordinary users of these subs left in droves. And where did they go, you ask? Most became frequent posters in the Kalphite Queen's discord, supercharging her with clout energy and enabling her to benefit from the effects of a Super-Spicy Spray, a highly regulated substance that Fiddlebert is known to own a large stash of.
    Not long after that, a Runescape player observed Kalphite workers swarming around in odd patterns. The timestamp of this footage coincided exactly with the timestamp of footage of Fiddlebert moving the C-stick, which would imply he has adapted Hocotatian technology to control Kalphites.
    It's unclear whether Fiddlebert or the Kalphite Queen is truly in charge, or what their true end goal is, but they are conspiring for something that may shake the world, making even the machinations of the infamous Iron Mugulis appear small-time in comparison. Though we agree that MTX is cringe, that is a very low bar, and I cannot support whatever extremist scheme Fiddlebert is concocting.

  • @JaxCoolKartunes
    @JaxCoolKartunes 8 місяців тому +1

    How is dobson a pikmin character?

  • @ne0arrow
    @ne0arrow 8 місяців тому +3

    It's really fiddles me the wrong way that none of Fiddleberts fiddle-friends made it into any other fiddle-games.

  • @TalkingcatCOUGHCOUGH
    @TalkingcatCOUGHCOUGH 8 місяців тому +2

    Fiddlebert is love. Fiddlebert is life. We Fiddle, we laugh, we Bert.

  • @GreyMcBeal
    @GreyMcBeal 8 місяців тому +1

    This was actually really helpful because most people tell me they’re so tired of him that they don’t wanna give me the context 😭

  • @Josh-i7n1s
    @Josh-i7n1s 18 днів тому

    Bad political views.
    One of the more out there obstacles Nintendo put into the Pikmin franchise.