Selling the Carpet - KingCobraJFS - Back in Time Series
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- Опубліковано 15 тра 2024
- Live streamed on Jan 4 2021
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I love that he's hiding in Clint's basement now.
trolls win
trollz rule Cobra's life
@@RealBoglimChronicles look trole moving back in with dadddy clunt was all part of the plan trole
He’s so entitled it’s insane. Imagine being so opinionated and even saying he fought against the no smoking etc… he’s an unemployed bum who expects others to pay his way in life 🥴
Chillin in Clint's basement like a rockstar villain
Crazy how much more coherent he was. He's like a hollow from Dark Soul's now.
Humanity is a want not a need t00bz
Bog souls
Hollowbog loot would be wand and rarer drop: carpet
And the sad thing is that people were talking about how slow THIS version of the boy was back then compared to older Josh…but this is Hemingway next to what we have today.
@@adamterry550 Just imagine a couple years from now. The BOY will make Terri Schiavo look lively.
I love when Josh tells people what chics like, based off of 80s cliche scenarios and old sitcoms.
That and Harry Potter.
@@TheZodiacRipperhis boglim mind is stuck in the late 2000s to 2010s.
That's because it's the extent of his actual "experience"' of social situations and women in general
Clint has deff banned him from streaming at his place. 😂
BOY is too scared to go live! We win! We never lose!
Better not make papa clunt angry BOY
His house his rules BOY
He's probably banned from cooking and getting black out drunk. Or buying random shit. That's like 10%,80% and 5% of his content respectively
Because if he accidentally doxxes papa Clint it's game over BOY
@@clebfelm4170Clint’s dox has been dropped recently lol, the BOY just cannot win
Best investment I have ever made in my entire life. My carpet square is going to cover my retirement. Tuscany here I come.
Regarpet
There’s blood on mine
@@standupfoot3803 Winner DNA Pog
Fuck it I’m going to make some tea 😋
Did you mean Tucson?
The people who bought his carpet are now dead or dying from an unknown disease.
Bog Pox
Did this happen around the time Covid hit?
Shout out Bitesize
@@jakel5801- He moved outta his old apartment October 2020 so yeah it was during Covid.
What is it with these guys? Remember Chris, trying to sell locks of his hair, way back before he """"transitioned"""?
What do they think people are going to DO with a scribbled-on bit of dirty carpet, or a wad of greasy hair?
You dont just get the smallest piece of dirty carpet but you also get a stick 👍
😂😂
I love how his little bog brain heard the phrase "chillin like a rockstar villian" and just thought that was the best thing ever and makes him seem real cool whenever he says it.
He’s shortened it too, at one point it was like old school rockstar villains, and I think there was another version when Warlord was there and added to it, but old school rock star villains was used for a long time.
he really loves a bunch of AAVE phrases too, he ain't gonna stunt
It makes it not rhyme anymore when you add all the extra syllables.
Chillin like a villian still sounds pretty cool to me 😂
@@myfaveyoutubeok but this phrase is from the Batman cartoon.
Its a Mr. Freeze quote
@@myfaveyoutubeI believe it is called "ebonics." Or what is more better known in academia as "improper English."
"Hey Josh, Dude you should sell this carpet Man!
If you sold a piece everyday for a year you might cover the deposit Bud!"
-Clint Saunders
That carpet probably has homeboy Scottys DNA in it, we could have used it to clone a new homeboy Scotty
Splice comin in nicely, toobz
The halcyon days before duster ravaged his remaining brain cell.......
Before the great KFC took away the double downening
@@Toripusutashi daves... daves box... daves crispy burger... daves double box... daves crispy boxx bowl....
The days when a man could expect his garlic butter cups that he ordered to be remembered and included in his order
"My lease got termed." I genuinely think he thinks that "terms of lease" and "termination of lease" are the same thing.
he never got evicted ... he "chose" to leave..
Whenever I see these streams my brain thinks they are like 10 years ago but in reality it's more like 3. Jesus he has deteriorated. He still had a youthful look then. Now he just looks like a crazy old Vietnam vet.
Kobes looking like a Amish hitman
Isolated Amish mafia awaiting orders for his next target
The carpet was so nasty they had to tear it out and he thought people would pay money for it.😂
Wth😂😂
Josh aged like sushi.
Twu
Left on the counter top over night
What kind of a complete idiot tried to “fight” their apartment going cigarette free? You have no leverage or even any right to tell them they can’t make their property smoke free.
"Im not lowering the price of the carpet because it was a pain to clean out the apartment." So he trashes the apartment and then he wants to get paid for cleaning it.
Signed those pieces of carpet and huffing with smugness like he just worked a 12hr shift
He looks 10 years younger and way less bloated here - that’s wild!
Our boy has sure puffed up the last 3-4 years.
The BOYS a shapeshifter I tells ya
This is actually proof he watches the troll channels and lurked the sub Reddit. Only trolls were jokingly saying he should sell the carpet so he got the idea from them unless someone said it in DTTS.
Sooo I heard from the grapevine that a cool cobra sent 3 cheap bottles of vodka to clints. Clint proceeded to pour it down the drain and cobra emerged from the basement and a struggle ensued to which cobra whacked him on the head with his new cane. TMDWU!
I hope the emerald didn't fall out! It was pretty loose, but I digress.
@@SweatyNeckbeard I mean, he did superglue it. Maybe puffs essence lives on?
Papa nips rehab for broken boglims.
Damn! Big if true
That's what I'm hearing as well.
I miss the war wizard look. 😢
Someone should bring out a line of cobra figures
I would love the war wizard cobra and also the broke my cigarette one
Gandalf the green Beret o7 🇺🇸
@@danl9855 I wanna buy the genetic mountain dew edition Cobes tbh
@@danl9855 cobra figurines need to have that melted army dude look for factual accuracy
Reminds me of the vid he made eating a burger in the bathroom of the old place and you saw clint in the background actually working
approximately 3 yrs ago, and Cobra looks at least 10 yrs younger than he does here in mid 2024.
the stratified layers of filth in that busted-ass hat tell the story of M'Jord's downfall.
Organ failure coming in nicely toobz
Bro put "peace of carpet." 😅😂😅 he's truly regarded. Can't spell, can't read, can't count, can't spell his own name, how tf has he lived this long.
Enablers
😂😂😂
I doubt the BOY could even write his name in normal print, yet here he is drawing squiggles like a toddler and calling it a signature.
At times his incompetence and severe regardation could be considered something akin to endearing.
I beg your pardon good sir, but Jord Sandeaux knows exactly how to write his name!
You seriously don't know how to read cursive?! He's totally spelling his name right. Wow. He's actually smarter than some of his trolls. That's crazy. lol
@@thesausage351 Learn cursive and try again. He's legit spelling his name correct. You should be embarrassed.
@@JessieHTX Do you have a degree in Boglimese? Right out of the starting gate we see "Joch Saundere" at 4:39. You should buy an autographed shirt.
You know that carpet smelled crazy.
thank you bogChron for carrying us through this drought
No worries. We will be back to new stuff in no time
He didn't even sign them with "CobraJFS." 😂
What did he sign them with?
@@TheZodiacRipper his actual name. Josh.
@SweatyNeckbread He wrote "Joeh" on all of them. Couldn't even spell his actual name.
the fact that 2 people bought a piece of carpet from this guy is mind blowing
edit: are u fkn kidding me
Hiding in the basement like The phantom of the Bogpera
He has a sneeze in his nose and a fart in his butt
boglim instruments
Janoy Cresva lmao
The Iron Extortionist!
It pretty big for a bodybuilder
Sorry had to add another comment:
Coath Adam: “How do you spell your name, Jason?....”
@@elITeSWE haha the good old days. Man, it wasn’t that long ago, but times have really changed since then. Feels cold fans
@@Day-ZDuke Feel cold. He's back on IG now
Coin mensch now sadly.
Hobby secret.
Died of his death unfortunately.
Feel cold.
BETTER NOT GO BACK IN TIME, BOY 🎉
All these back in time series make me genuinely stupified at how quickly he has deteriorated.
Cobra classic move, get money.."ok catch ya later"
that hat has seen some things
This is the first time ive ever seen him look.....clean? In fresh clothes? Like his clothes arent covered in a thick layer of paraphin wax
He definitely has that unreal engine gloss look these days.
@@Drewsellike he's drenched
A surstromming slice woulda paid out big time
Biohazard carpet! I bet North Korea would pay big bucks for that weapon XD
Just when I thought I've seen all of this regard's content.
I bet those cuts looked perfectly square to jorp's wonkeye
"could you please sign it three times? i promise it has nothing to do with cutting that square into thirds and selling them off due to artifacts from a widely recognized regard somehow now fetching obscene amounts.
(which piece has the sea man drop from the leaked crankvid w the light blue ozzy shirt that will now never again be 'just an ozzy shirt'? - how long until the piggies start buying up 'Authentic King Cobra Frosted Tube Socks'? PT Barnum had _no idea_ how right he was)
should have sold his bog water before Belle Delphine made it a thing.
sales: still zero
That would require bathing first
I read that she actually lost money doing that because of terms os service issues so the BOY doing that would have been pretty funny
Gandalf the green Beret o7 🇺🇸
Very cool, but I can have issues with black mold in my house without needing to pay for it to be installed.
penmanship of a 3rd grader
Jorsh Sandeux
@@rumham7466 Learn cursive. He actually spelled his name correct.
@@JessieHTX I know cursive. lol. It’s a longstanding joke. You should know this.
Also I like the fact that he is so lazy and uses the same picture for every piece when we all know they are not in the same size.
It was so hard to stand around and chain smoke, all day, while my poor dad busted his little hump 🐪 cutting up the carpet and hand washing every last inch of my old place. You guys have no idea what it's like doing all of that hard work. I mean, I must've smoked up about 4-5 packs that day alone.
Better not be making food hacks in Tannis’s kitchen, BOY
I wonder how much a piece of Dirty Cobra Carpet would go for after he makes it big as a badass goth musician and gets his clocktower dreamhouse 🤔
Do you think cobes found puffs cadaver when he moved everything out
He never listened to Papa Nips before, he must have really laid down the laws for 'Ol Slop Mouth. Longest content dry spell we've seen since the inception.
No way he actually signed this... also Thank you, boglim Chronicles you inspired me to make my own channel covering Josh lmao.
Chronicles hits again
Is his channel hidden while banned? Looks like it got wiped
I think the real question we all have is: Did the person who got the smallest piece of carpet actually get a free wand?
I do wonder where those carpet pieces are now
You can have a nice piece of a bio hazard that stinks of boglim and has some questionable stains on
relive all your favorite slingblade memories
For the kingcobrajfs fan in your life 😂 I'm embarrassed when someone catches me watching him.
He looks remarkably normal here compared to current Cobes
Putting in a hard days work of signing pieces of carpet hell yeah
Crazy people were dumb enough to buy the carpet pieces.
cant wait to have some boglim vids up on my projector at eletric forest this year. you can find me at Camp Sick Of It
A shame we're not getting a carpet stream from this most recent eviction
My Juan's; oh how I miss y'all.
The person probably wanted it autographed 3 times to split it with 2 other people! Cobes reminds me of Wile E. Coyote I swear! 😹
So, Josh gets his first apartments lease terminated and he has to clean it, so Clit helps him(does all the work TMDWU) and Josh decides to cut out pieces of carpet for his first apartment to sell. I would not be surprised if he tore up the floorboards to sell.
That is hilarious
yeah buddy!
I'm out of the loop, is he not making new videos anymore?
He’s at his dads house and he has a strict no recording videos policy.
Has he ever looked washed 😂
Cutting up the carpet at clunts now TWU!
Honestly $44 is such a good deal for a square foot of mildew infested BogCarp
Wow, he actually looks alive here.
Wow I didn’t know he was this famous! 🤩
Cutting this was difficult to cut lol all it takes is a box knife what was he useing a butter knife
1:00 damn that was just 3 years ago look how much he has deteriorated since then he has aged 10 years
He supposed to go live Yesterday because the Strikes has been removed but daddy clint banned The Boy from going live
Kobes is done. Daddy clint told him no more youtubes and get a job
Us trolls got the goth bad boy who totally smells good evicted from his apartment and now we can't troll Cobra anymore.
My basement seems a little darker without being able to try and troll Cobra. He was right all along.
Why didn't we listen?
Oh god, why didn't we listen?!
Neat
Neato
Cheese pull yeeeaaas
Cobra should make a series on how to be a ladies man.
drop it in water like a tea bag and itll get you drunk
Wonder what he’s gonna try and sell from the old apartment this time whenever he goes live again
It’s crazy to even say this but he looks halfway normal back then compared to now..
Lmfao got his money and logged off. Some things never change.
where’s jobes been..?
Wendussy
His troles really are more regarded than he is
It's crazy. When the pope came to philadelphia, they gave pieces of that carpet away.
gnomesayin youtube gnomesayin
the wormhole shit gets me everytime I feel like i'm flying through the cobes mighty colon
how the mighty have fallen
cutting it was kind of difficult
Did he sell all of those?
Or is clint moving them again?
Semen stained dorito dusted carpet, TWU