Bog Wars - KingCobraJFS Fights with YouTuber
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- Опубліковано 11 бер 2024
- Uploaded on March 11th 2024. Sorry no chat highlights, he pre recorded this video with no live chat.
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Wow, Josh was so unaffected by what that disabled man said, he made an hour-long response
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
@@T3t4nu5?🤣love this comment 🤘🏻
Responce*
The I have a girlfriend dude fight
@@T3t4nu5Fitter. Happier. More productive.
“I have the songbird voice of a generation.” - KingCobraJFS
Sounds like a drunk Bob Belcher singing Staying Alive 😂😂😂
I'm glad someone commented this. Highlight for me
He really believes it lmao. Its astonishing the level of disconnect with reality.
Unparalleled singer
😅🤣😂
"Hot enough to get the job done" those true feelings of Methica coming out 😂
Same energy as "more than enough" times
He knows how to treat the ladies for sure.
..."What the fuck is Jessica?!" -we're all still trying to figure that out...
😂
That is the question we have been asking since the start lol.
(bender voice) nobody knows
Sea Hag from the Wicked Village of Ogre Troll Town
😂😂😂
Fake laughs galore :) That dude managed to press the right buttons on the boglim puppet.
The guy didn't even do or say anything special. I think Josh truly saw this as an easy win so he pounced
@@kavalogueAgreed, tonnes of people have chat shit about him, he just saw this as easy pickings.
@@kavalogueJorb: the certified pet killer, and now bully of the disabled.
Cobra is legitimately better than that guy though 😂
@@5milemacc737Nah you're just delusional
“That’s hilarious you’ve been catfished” - the same man whose homeboy catfished him for at least 2 years…
He was so smug when he said that too. Deserves the trolling he gets
The Izzy/ Bailey catfishing will only end when Cobes acknowledges they were never real and condemns Scotty for his lies. Until he lets go of that last sliver of hope it's ongoing. Scotty's been dead eight years and he still manages to catfish Cobes from beyond the grave.
Multiple times. To his face. Poorly, and unconvincingly. And here we are. And... "50 y/o Wendy's poon" is fucking wild. 😂😂😂
It was brought up recently and he's still coping about it
@@neganstains5745wait homeboy Scotty died?!
Better not strap on that toy gun BOY!
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!
There can only be one to be honest tubez
that dudes head.. no.. he has telekinetic powers. the old bog would be tossed around like a toddler with 2 moms.
the hardest thing about eating vegetables is getting their legs apart in the wheelchair.- shon
Literally the first thing I thought.😂
Imagine wheelchair cobra in a few years.
He's such a child in all of his responses, it's amazing to watch
Ever since the dry spell ended his smug false confidence has gotten worse, it was there before but now it's unbearable.
@@justinarzola4584pride goeth before a fall
right? i still remember dearly that one chick that talked smack about cobra and than responded to his RESPONCE video. that madam really hit the nerve, it was fake laugh fiesta on those videos
Josh’s 2024 arc has been wild so far.
Not really
“That is most definitely what is up”
@@BrownEyePinchthe swamp Wonker chocolate mead and the Wendy's tasting, hairy horse mussel alcoholic 9Vbattery in ya tongue chick, is '24 classic status
@@BrownEyePinch it's better than the last 2 years at least
It would have been crazy if boglim chronicles stopped because Cobra ended his dryspell @@DioBrandoWRYYYYYY
*Justice for Puffers* 🦎
He should be home any minute
I think I hear some scratching on the apartment door toobs
#justiceforhomelizzardpuff
Once he smells the spring air he will be heading back
Pufferthss
"I can sing like the Beatles, I can sing like Johnny Cash" OMG he really believes it!
Yup he's very delusional. The more attention he gets the more he believes it. He'll never understand that he only gets the attention because he's so truly awful at everything.
It was funny that he said he was as good as the backstreet boys, as if singing like a boy band with average singing members is an achievement.
He's only getting worse as dem teefies rot out his head.
I just can not understand him thinking he can sing. Does he not watch his on videos? Its incredibly bad actually. Also Ive played guitar for 25 years and what he does is not playing a guitar. Its all so so bad. This guy is absolutely incredible.
i thought it was just an ongoing joke that he rolled with, but he actually thinks he can 'sing' and has an 'underground' label.. oh boy
Josh loves punching down 😂
yeah, he takes whatever he can get XD
No such thing
it's the only punching he can do to be fair
He's seething because a disabled 50 year old man called him out, and is absolutely on point.
The hallmark of a true bully. Absolutely LOVES to make fun of, intimidate, threaten, and mock anyone weaker and less capable than him (which to be fair aren’t many).....
Yet he will NEVER stand up to someone who is a threat “Leave me alone I’m autistic!!”
Ah, the classic fake laugh at 09:59, which is a clear sign that this guy has absolutely not got under Joshs skin whatsoever. No. Not at all. Not one bit...
his fake laffs are a true Cheese Grater of the Soul. shout out Saranghetto and Lewcrane - not a sponsor.
😂😂😂 yall
😂😂😂
Fake laugh, no teeth.
I'm convinced he practices that laugh off camera.
He gets more upset about people talking smack about his real love interest Ozzy, then people talking smack about Methica. True love right there 😂
Josh: "Jessica just ignore the trolls"
Also josh: if you're going to talk shit about ozzy you're getting banned
Josh should reject Methica and come out to Ozzy, would be better.
"Methica" That s pretty good! I heard her called a Hag Raven which I thought was hilarious haha!
He doesn't really like her. He still says "he's been rejected by every girl he's ever liked since when ever." QED doesn't like Methica.
@@RocksterityQED he never liked any of the girls he was with including Stephanie which us why he didn't give a shit when she cheated lol
“I have the song bird voice of a generation”… Pompous Peanut Head Jorf coming in nicely toobz…
the only bird Josh sounds like is an anguished chicken when he tries to do that Cradle of Filth howl
@@DioBrandoWRYYYYYY Like a baby song bird being crushed to death by a regard's bike tire..
@@DioBrandoWRYYYYYY He sounds a bit like that bird he rolled over with his bike.
Singing isn't supposed to hurt the listener's ears, Jorp. @@DioBrandoWRYYYYYY
Uncle Fester vs Drunkle Festering
ROUND 1 FIGHT
John fetterman vs bogman
IT'S TIMEEEEEEEEE!
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"Living at home in my own apartment" = "Living on SSI in a Section 8 apartment that my dad pays the rent and utilities for."
After being booted from his last apartment for causing significant property damage, which daddy cleaned and payed for.
Plus it’s obvious Cobes thinks he owns that apartment and doesn’t understand that renting actually means.
"and he spends all his disposable income on substances that make him feel euphoric temporarily and make his health get worse over time"
Surprisingly they aren't section 8
@@RustyShackleford-lu9un depends on the area and funding but its hugely put onto the working classes proptaxes and incometax rates
@@dertythegrower That's irrelevant though because he lives in a privately owned apartment complex.
> “I’ve never used any websites unintentionally”
another fantastic quote
Heard this as i read this comment lol twu
every time he's been on a CP website it's been 100% intentional toobz
He only knows two websites chaturbate and etsy
@@catscanhavelittleasalamicobes loves that cheese pizza the damn sicko
Everytime he does that stupid fake laugh it just means the insults are hitting home
None of us are triggered by their relationship, we are triggered by Tweakachu that falls asleep in a tub of water.
I'm not triggered by that in the least lol
Tweakachu! 😅😅😅
Hellsfurby 😂😂 with a furby picture too, fucking gold mate, love it!
"Song bird voice of a generation." I needed a good laugh. This is hilarious.
the lack of awareness is legendary lol
Don’t be mad you can’t sing like the Beatles Elvis and Johnny cash trole….
Some times I’ll forget how insufferable cobra is as a person. When he is just getting hammered and cooking horrible things I start to feel bad for him. Then he lets his smug side out and it all comes back to me
I now have to clean my keyboard cause that line made me spit out my coffee lmao.
The exaggerated expressions, fake laughter and crossing of his arms like a toddler are tell tale signs he isn’t mad.
32 goin on 4.
"I might of been born last night, but I wasn't born yesterday"
The way he tilts his head when he does it too, he's totally not mad
@@HalfBackCrackduster often does that when inhaled
Been awhile since we heard the "I'm super pissed but I'm hiding it" fake laugh.
The classic one for me is when he was reading the subreddit, you could clearly see it was getting to him, and the fake laugh was there in full force.
He is NOT mad guys!
You can tell from his normal laughter that he's not upset.
He is always mad. But this time he actually attempts to do something productive with it. Productive, I have never seen him do that before.
Joshy has the same face whether he's happy, sad or shiting and eating. 😅
He just has high blood pressure from all the sodium trole
so not mad …
We know exactly what he's been through. He's been spilling the beans about every aspect of his life for years. WTF is he talking about?
His life is relatively easy. He sits around and complains about girls
i wonder if hes been rejected by every girl hes liked since the 4th grade
No you don't get it, he's been incredibly abused as a teenager. Clint forced him to brush his teeth once.
And it's nothing anyone else hasn't gone through before. He acts like being rejected is something rare that only he has suffered and he's special for it.
He doesn't know what he's talking about like ever
Cobras worst quality has to be his love of ruthlessly bullying anyone he sees as lesser than him. This has always been a part of his personality too. Decades of harassment did not humbled him at all.
Its made him worse, that and the fact Clunk, in an attempt to bolster his ego and self worth, told him he was super special, even to the point of providing him with 'special' school yearbook photos with props an special backgrounds just for him, not realising all it did was alienate him further from his peers.
@@uhtred7860 Josh is bitter beyond his years
"if i can't get a girlfriend then what the fuck is Jessica?" That is a very good question!
Jess The Mess isn't even his gf. She's just the worst thing troles sent to his door
Totally not popular FOR being a trainwreck 😂🤣😂🤣
He's incredibly oblivious
Nice pfp❤
He’s accident prone
Not a lolcow btw
He cut his finger, got hep c, and bled to death.
Later in the day you see that Daddy Clint made him an eye doctor appointment and bought him some mom jeans. That's called WINNING!
"I am a good lookin' dude..."
Ummm... Yeah...
He flip flops on this constantly
Smug Cobra is worse than self pity Cobra
Even worse when they mix. "You don't know what I went through since the fourth grade, dood!"
I find it wild he can't get over being rejected by a minor, still
Imagine flexing that you have Jessica. That's a win in jort's eyes.
She built like a spitter from left 4 dead 2 😂
@@butttrumpet698I'm fucking dying 🤣 💀
“Let’s see you get a record deal”
*has some dude in a 1 bedroom make cassettes*
Deep down he knows he's shite
The fact he didnt understand the 50yr old Wendys Poon reference was the highlight of the video.
Him talking about someone else being slow with technology is absolutely hilarious. Cobes cant even turn his phone on do not disturb without asking siri to do it
"I got all these people that care about me" *gestures to empty room*
Aron didn't even say Ozzy was tone-deaf, he said Cobra was tone-deaf .
"Where is your acting career?" As if the man himself has a career
Didn't you hear? He's got a music career. He sells out of those 6 copies of his cassettes like crazy.
Cobes is an internet rockstar goob
Cobes' career is "Cautionary Tale."
I’ve really missed the dtts fake laugh, good to see it making a comeback toobs
seeing josh telling someone else he has a sad and pathetic life is almost poetry to my ears, the lack of awareness is awesome!
The best example of pot calling the kettle black
"Dance for me monkey, dance." Oh the irony 😂
For real 😂
Bro has 152 subs, and still hit josh with the "Id have more subs if i was a train wreck too."
Good shit 😂
Not gonna lie...that was based !
@@Qs_Internet_Cafe
Not to mention when Cobra made fun of him for not being good technology... Was funny.
Cobra had to fight Siri a week ago for 30 mins
Yup, he also destroyed multiple phones because he's a regard ! @@FezMooseLive
@@Qs_Internet_Cafe "I dont like that side of me when I drink." -Cobra 40 seconds before he boxes his phone.
To be fair, SIRI is just another girl that refused Joshy ! Not his fault !@@FezMooseLive
That fake laugh is how you can tell he's seething.
So we all subbed to the 50 year old guy out of spite right?
Yes
What's his channel ..I heard he talks a out sicko shit tho not sure if that's true tho
[david attenborough voice] much like a rattlesnake's warning rattle, the boglim will clink his rings against a solid object when he feels threatened.
"Both eyes individually scanning for predators, the boglim slowly shuffles to the kitchen to make another drink combo"
Hahahaha that's a good one!!!! 😂
Bog wars, the boglim menace
A new Dope
The stench awakens.
The Bogshire strikes back
Lord of the bogrittos, the two clocktowers.
Regard of the sith
One is crippled from the waist down the other is crippled from the neck up
😂
This is a reminder that Jorf is NOT a good person in the slightest. He will pounce on anyone who he deems below him (in subscribers) and will stoop to the lowest of low insults to claim a morale high ground. He truly is vile inside and out
This is the classic COBEY method
Just like an imature 14 year old. He never grew up.
In this case cobra does have some justification in giving this guy shit though guy is a disgusting predator, take the time and actually look at some of the guys videos
@@MasterZollie I’m aware of that and I never said that guy wasn’t a sicko but my point was to bring to light the boglims disgusting behaviour to those who for some reason still think jord is some innocent guy who happens to have autism. This isn’t the first nor will it be the last time he will do this
He is a Dark Cowboy Wizard what did you expect?
cobra got so fucking mad lmao the longer it goes the more he got triggered
Dang, his fake laugh is such a hard cope. Holy hell
Watching the dancing money think hes pulling any strings is pretty funny.
This is the best example of the "even if you win the special Olympics, youre still regarded" joke that ive ever seen.
Cobes, yer record deal is as real as Cyrax's
“I’m more popular than you are , how do you like them apples” the boglim fighting with John fetterman was not on my 2024 bingo card. What a world we live in toobz
Definitely didn't expect this mess😂
Cobra loves punching down it's just the opportunity very rarely comes up
He doesn't ever win. He sure knows how to pick em
The boi's overdue for a glitter bomb
And a channel deletion
The neanderthal chest pats at 4:26 😂
Gorillas pat their chests
Lols
Lol this
That dude is like if Scrapper Steve and CoolTaste did the fusion dance.
One time Josh spelled "responce" correctly, but only one time.
His spelling is one of the three Boglim traits that never fail to make me laugh.
His Elementary school level spelling,
His Kindergarten level math,
And his hilarious lack of reading comprehension.
I have absolutely no idea where his attitude of patronizing superiority and hubris comes from.
0:01 looks super smug and full of himself
5:07 looks like he's about to cry lol
You gonna cwy Baby Cobwa? 🥺 👉👈
I'm closer and closer to believing that the grease layer on his computer has created a mirror-like surface and he just starts the streams by muscle memory and is ranting while admiring his own visage.
😂😂
I love when Cobra is about to do something that involves direct conflict and he sits at a 45 degree angle with his arms crossed. That's when you know he's at war hah
"I'm more popular than you on UA-cam" is Cobra's main attack every time he gets criticized by another UA-camr. He's so superficial, delusional and egotistical that he thinks anybody who criticizes him is just jealous of him and the number of people who watch him just to laugh at him is somehow a metric of success. Ten years on UA-cam and it's never clicked in Cobra's thick peanut head.
Everybody says joshy is a train wreck, this guy broke the camels back i guess haha
I think a big part is that it's a video response with a face behind it compared to just some random, no profile pic comment
“It ain’t about looks, playa, it’s about if she makes you happy”
Well it’s pretty apparent Jessica has neither of these things going for her, Josh
no one has ever called him and told him they were a fan of his videos, jesus christ his delusions are in full swing.
Yes they do. But they are all trolls
I actually think people do that. "Hey Josh, big fan of your videos. Remember that time you got black our angry drunk, failed to play the national anthem, fell down and broke your last cigarette, and beat up your hat?"
The boy is just down right despicable. Truly disgusting some of the shit he had said here but, I would be lying if I said I was shocked. I used to have a bit of empathy for Josh and didn’t quite see him like other “lol cows” online but those days are long, long gone.
Yeah, I thought Cobes was just a funny eccentric at first, but discovering the Gothic Dee saga showed me just how vile he can be
I used to think he was mostly harmless compared to some others but since he lied about Puff's disappearance, I've been losing any sympathy for him and he's degrading even faster
I love how delusional Jord is. He thinks we're jealous of Methica.
2:22 "so i can get a girlfriend and her name is Jessica Gofukyorself"
Don't ever learn the difference between famous and infamous, BOY.
Josh doesn't have a girlfriend, he has an ogrefriend
Love this cross armed, extra smug, water drinking, bicep flexing version of Cobes.
lmao, look at him, so cocky, it's like the 6years dry spell never existed, he is now a love expert.
He was still a love expert during the dry spell, though.
Josh becomes more difficult to take seriously every time he bullies someone after complaining for years about how much he has been bullied
This guy is so on point about Cobes, what a legend
he owns!
He called Deathbed Tapes a record deal 😂. I mean technically it is, but that’s like saying you own a car and it’s a hot wheels car.
Is it even a real record studio? I always thought it was something like that demo studio in the mall, where you give the dude money and they let you print a album/cassette.
Is the hat so shiny from years of bald head grease? The mind ponders….😂
😂😂✌️😆
"Yeah, I don't have an ego."
The battle of Bog's creek was a long and bloody endeavor.
The more he fake laughs the more internally seething he is.
Even the "trolls" didn't hit as many nerves as this guy did. 🤣
Oh boy, this is going to be a good saga. Got a feeling this might go back and forth for a min. Cobras ego after methica is through the roof and he’s riding high so anyone shitting on him is going to get it right now.
His ego is becoming bigger than his head
That fake forced laugh, is music to my ears, and will be my ringtone for the rest of the year
Sounding like some Cyraxx rage at Marty or Nwordboi
The Jorp is immunised against all dangers. One may call him an alcoholic, an ebeggar, a terrible cook, a useless pet owner. It all runs off him like bacon jalapeno chocolate mead off of a bog grease stained leather trench coat. But call him a mediocre guitar player, and you will be astonished at how he recoils, shrinks back, how injured he becomes. Ive been found out.
😂
You could also call him a parasite.
Based Gerbils quote
Dank pasta duud TWU
Better not be quoting Goebbels BOY
Jorbs is so arrogant it's crazy how he gets worse each year as his body rots. The more teeth that fall out and breakdown the bigger his head gets.
Wetbrain swelling nicely toobz
Wow that's a great way to say it
Wow that's a great way to say it
Correlation isnt causation, trole!
"You don't know what I've been through!"
Yeah, he's right. Even though he's been streaming almost everyday for the past 10+ years of his life getting drunk and eating junk food, no one knows anything about what goes on in his life. 🤔
Cobes wants him to "dance" but cobes dances to every door dash order
This is almost like the South Park episode with the cripple fight, but through webcams. Gahhhhhhhhdamnittttttt
He's totally not mad. Lol. 'Songbird voice of a nation' 😂😂😅
He only takes battle he can win... strategically gifted
Well he's losing so far, so I dont know about that idea lol
Lol he’s so used to saying “the trolls are jealous of me and Ellen’s friendship”, that he almost said it about Jessica
You're a good man, Chronicles. I didn't have the patience for this every four seconds a character assassination like the Kino Casino but with 60 IQ.
"Your past is behind you."
Wise words, Cobes, wise words indeed.
"Your past is behind you, fuck you" 🤣
Such a sick burn, right? I have no idea how Aaron will recover from that.
"Lets's see you rack up an underground record deal!" Sadly it's not far enough underground.
call up meerkat and Snortwave Records 😅
oh, and Cobes did a slick new guitar piece collab with DarksydeDrill, i know youre subbed but it was ...shwing!
@@dertythegrower Yeah I saw it. 🤣 The detractor community has so many talented people. Have a great week Derty.
Boys skin is thinner than shoe skin
thinner than literal real cobra skin
"Ozzy has more fans than me and you combined" the man must be super popular then TWU
Man, this is more entertaining then Methica's deleting her mods.