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  • @DarkAngelOfTexas
    @DarkAngelOfTexas 18 днів тому +171

    Clint should have made Josh go to rehab and get a job before moving him into the new place.

    • @PubeStache
      @PubeStache 18 днів тому +38

      Lmao the dude could barely do his job at Wendy's and all he had to do was clean the dining room!

    • @HarkdaShark
      @HarkdaShark 18 днів тому +21

      Clint has the opportunity to place Cobes in a group home, but we all know that's unlikely to happen.

    • @Toripusutashi
      @Toripusutashi 18 днів тому +18

      @@HarkdaShark no he doesn't. It's far beyond that point. Cobes is independent. Good luck trying to throw anyone into a group home when they're an adult

    • @Blappyboop
      @Blappyboop 18 днів тому +4

      @@PubeStacheand even then he couldn’t even do it right.

    • @colcostello160
      @colcostello160 18 днів тому +12

      Why would he get a job when he's probably on all kinds of benefits.

  • @HarkdaShark
    @HarkdaShark 18 днів тому +148

    I bet the BOY is hiding between his bed and the wall trying to record another dank drink combo.

    • @jakel5801
      @jakel5801 18 днів тому +14

      He’s like a teenager drinking alcohol for the first time

    • @Tbanksss
      @Tbanksss 18 днів тому +4

      I swear it’s been a month since he posted

    • @ChrisC-qh4io
      @ChrisC-qh4io 18 днів тому +7

      I bet Clint took him to a hotel 24 hours after him staying there. Jord ruins every get together by getting wasted and doing god knows what.

  • @eraseherheadd
    @eraseherheadd 18 днів тому +52

    Cobes lives in a society and it's PISSING HIM OFF

  • @user-iw4gz7vh4w
    @user-iw4gz7vh4w 18 днів тому +25

    Honestly I forgot the BOY even existed. RIP cobraverse. It was fun while it lasted

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor 18 днів тому +8

      Yeah. No subreddit for memes = this shit is boring and not worth following.

  • @daluxnutz
    @daluxnutz 18 днів тому +120

    RIP cobes, your big carp lips will be missed

    • @miroslavzima8856
      @miroslavzima8856 18 днів тому +1

      He will return. With vengeance!

    • @Ulfrich_Stormcock
      @Ulfrich_Stormcock 18 днів тому +2

      You scared me that he passed away!

    • @BigUps-Bucket-Cat
      @BigUps-Bucket-Cat 18 днів тому +14

      ​@@Ulfrich_StormcockJosh will be one of those people who lives for decades longer than he should have.

    • @user-iw4gz7vh4w
      @user-iw4gz7vh4w 18 днів тому +5

      @@miroslavzima8856 Cobes died when the sub got nuked

    • @miroslavzima8856
      @miroslavzima8856 18 днів тому

      @@user-iw4gz7vh4w I´ve seen his older videos. He was quite funny. That version of him really died. I wouldn´t believe how much you can spiral down becuse of duster inhaling and other substance abusing. Oh, have you heard about Daniel Larson? I think we won´t hear from him for a while (unless they will allow phone and internet in jail).

  • @donjuanmckenzie4897
    @donjuanmckenzie4897 18 днів тому +67

    Its cruel that society puts all these complicated problems on a brain damaged regard

    • @anthonycoster8774
      @anthonycoster8774 18 днів тому +7

      This is what happens when you're chronically online

    • @brotherardash1960
      @brotherardash1960 17 днів тому +6

      Jorp can't figure out why all the vahjeen he's ever wanted wasn't handed to him instantly, so it's gotta be sOcIeTy, tooobz

  • @notcoleman711
    @notcoleman711 18 днів тому +71

    'The way our society has been goin is too a nutshell and back' Much profound cobes

    • @ie4299
      @ie4299 18 днів тому +2

      What does that mean mean

    • @Onoesmahpie
      @Onoesmahpie 17 днів тому +5

      @@ie4299 Not even sure what idiom he's screwing up here. Maybe to hell and back / in a nutshell? Dude just hears an idiom, misremembers it, mixes it up with another idiom, and spits it out without thinking about whether what he's saying makes sense. It's called the transbogification.

    • @Jason-eo1rh
      @Jason-eo1rh 17 днів тому +1

      ​@@Onoesmahpie I was Googling Double Talk before I read these comments.

  • @j4nk3n
    @j4nk3n 18 днів тому +36

    Cobes looks like homer simpson ate a homeless ned flanders

  • @brotherardash1960
    @brotherardash1960 18 днів тому +11

    He was so geeked that him and his doomed lizard had an enjoyment of hard-boiled ayyygth in common. You deserved better, Puff, RIP

    • @RancorousSea
      @RancorousSea 12 днів тому +1

      With teeth like that he's going to have to resort to swallowing eggs whole

  • @RealCasperMan
    @RealCasperMan 18 днів тому +34

    That good smelling goth guy has a point you know, society IS going to a nutshell and back

  • @Ner0mancer
    @Ner0mancer 18 днів тому +46

    8:26 and now he's living in his dads basement again, he closed the circle!

  • @danskmand2723
    @danskmand2723 18 днів тому +5

    First lake cresva dried up and now the wizard of caspar is going into slumber. There is not much left youtube.

    • @gilmourdimegates
      @gilmourdimegates 17 днів тому +1

      We should be swimming with the ancient dolphins of the 70's.

    • @worldcure7883
      @worldcure7883 16 днів тому

      Died of its death unfortunately

  • @EdwardVGrimm
    @EdwardVGrimm 18 днів тому +31

    If he hadn't killed Puff, we'd be indulging in the aptly named Dungeons & Dragons era, but I digress, Toobz. Thank our Sky God for BC quenching our content thirst. It's a need, not a want. #TWU 🐍

  • @k98k36
    @k98k36 18 днів тому +14

    Bro we are never getting a live stream ever again cause of that crazy bog woman

    • @k98k36
      @k98k36 16 днів тому +1

      @Bird.757 I'd take mead videos over nothing

  • @HRM.H
    @HRM.H 18 днів тому +31

    Im starting to think Cobes isnt coming back. Tomorrow should be the day...

    • @anthonycoster8774
      @anthonycoster8774 18 днів тому +14

      These are the dark ages in Boglim history

    • @EdwardVGrimm
      @EdwardVGrimm 18 днів тому +9

      This is the time follow the advice and highly regarded wisdom of our dark lord M'Jord. We just gotta wait patiently and it'll happen. Trust and believe.

    • @FullMetalJesus84
      @FullMetalJesus84 18 днів тому +12

      I think Clint has given him an ultimatum. He has to choose between UA-cam or a home.

    • @myfaveyoutube
      @myfaveyoutube 18 днів тому

      FullofShitJesus88

    • @Onoesmahpie
      @Onoesmahpie 17 днів тому

      @@FullMetalJesus84 No way lmao clunt has given up on trying to actually help josh. He will do the bare minimum keeping josh afloat but won't actually try to get josh the therapy he needs / try to get him away from youtube.

  • @platty9237
    @platty9237 18 днів тому +14

    Cobras are venomous, not poisonous. It seems like one of those animal facts an autist would commit to memory and remind people of as often as possible.

  • @alexmartin3143
    @alexmartin3143 18 днів тому +4

    I like the dry spell more than NAL…

  • @crusadercarl6269
    @crusadercarl6269 17 днів тому +3

    I love the thought of Josh at like 1230 am, completely restless, muttering softly to himself about the genders, then thinking "You know what. The world needs to hear this." And then goes live for like 30 troles.

  • @CapSoul77
    @CapSoul77 18 днів тому +7

    Boi got them grouper fish lips.

  • @SuperMegaWoofer3000
    @SuperMegaWoofer3000 18 днів тому +5

    What’s good for the bog is good for the dragon.

  • @Davidwantstodeportaliens
    @Davidwantstodeportaliens 18 днів тому +8

    I bet Clint said Cobes isn’t allowed to make drink combos and food hacks in the basement 😂

    • @myfaveyoutube
      @myfaveyoutube 18 днів тому +2

      That's why he had a pillow ready to hide the sordid scene

  • @hyperz_vv990
    @hyperz_vv990 18 днів тому +7

    Thank bc’s magic for the back in time series, it’s a drought out here!

  • @1DarkPunk
    @1DarkPunk 18 днів тому +5

    I bet Cobra's head is going to be pumpkin size when he gets back on camera. It was expanding so fast before i'm sure we will be able to see a noticeable difference

  • @mrmannyman2
    @mrmannyman2 18 днів тому +15

    He has a lot of opinions about gender despite having no knowledge of it

    • @anthonycoster8774
      @anthonycoster8774 18 днів тому +7

      Knowledge is a want, not a need, troll.

    • @SlitWristMisfit_
      @SlitWristMisfit_ 16 днів тому +1

      Being an incel makes him highly qualified, trole! TWU

  • @Tbanksss
    @Tbanksss 18 днів тому +8

    I always go to my friends that have the least experience with women for dating advice

  • @stijncorneillie6140
    @stijncorneillie6140 18 днів тому +6

    remember when he used to smoke inside his new appartement

  • @TheWingless
    @TheWingless 17 днів тому +3

    (crosses arms and sighs)
    You don't have to upload new content but it is greatly appreciated (glasses adjust)

  • @darrenmuse
    @darrenmuse 18 днів тому +12

    The stupid hat when it looked slightly less stupid.

  • @fishzoun4731
    @fishzoun4731 17 днів тому +2

    I wonder if he found Puff's carcass when he was moving everything out

  • @anthonycoster8774
    @anthonycoster8774 18 днів тому +8

    Boglim Chronicles rules my sad life TWU

  • @odin7094
    @odin7094 18 днів тому +9

    Jorp the regarded warlock predicts 2021 is gonna be a good year for him XD

    • @user-fj1mb8zf9z
      @user-fj1mb8zf9z 18 днів тому +2

      Well he didn’t get evicted in 2021 which is about the best we can say for him these last 5 years

    • @scazz163
      @scazz163 17 днів тому

      And then wham 2024 eviction 🎉

  • @McBryce0
    @McBryce0 18 днів тому +2

    Puff is in Bearded Dragon heaven.

  • @JoshSaunders69
    @JoshSaunders69 18 днів тому +14

    I’m a gay little wizard

  • @landonthomson
    @landonthomson 17 днів тому +2

    Thank you for continuing to post these!!

  • @LynxenX
    @LynxenX 18 днів тому +5

    Got sum thoda pawp an some tabackka ready ta rawk

    • @myfaveyoutube
      @myfaveyoutube 18 днів тому

      Who is this supposed to be

    • @pjg_77
      @pjg_77 16 днів тому

      @@myfaveyoutubeJosh’s lisp

  • @julspacecadet
    @julspacecadet 18 днів тому +7

    RIP to the pie high

  • @b.w.22
    @b.w.22 18 днів тому +1

    This Dryspell Gentleman and Veteran of the Gendurr Wars really has a perspective on the conflict, “fighting” for the relations from his lonely command center.

  • @angelrico7427
    @angelrico7427 18 днів тому +4

    Thank you so much for your hard work rest now BC

  • @Hotdogcity69
    @Hotdogcity69 18 днів тому +2

    These streams when he first moved into the new place are my favorite. He learned absolutely nothing from the eviction and acts like such a brat

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 17 днів тому

      He is so conceited and smug all the time, it’s hilarious when he gets knocked down a peg or two.

  • @grimmmm
    @grimmmm 18 днів тому +1

    I remember this. It's crazy how he changed so fast and shown what drugs do to you.

  • @kittiesaw
    @kittiesaw 18 днів тому +2

    His advice saved my marriage

  • @Danny___Riot
    @Danny___Riot 18 днів тому +7

    I always refer to our lord and savior King Cobra when seeking relationship advice!

  • @RussRobert-fd1ou
    @RussRobert-fd1ou 18 днів тому +6

    Clunt really laid down the law on the boy, he's to scared to go live 😂

  • @DogFish-NZ
    @DogFish-NZ 18 днів тому +26

    better not loose Jennifer to cyrax BOY
    cyrax ❤️ NAL 43VER

  • @kleatsmythe
    @kleatsmythe 18 днів тому +4

    He needs to be on that show Intervention

    • @AnnieBoBannie421
      @AnnieBoBannie421 18 днів тому +1

      Too bad the duster catchphrase ‘I’m walking on sunshine’ has been taken 🤣🤣 (can’t remember her name-but…. supposedly clean and a motivational/addiction speaker person now . Every time I hear that song… I see her ….🤣🤣🤣

    • @kleatsmythe
      @kleatsmythe 18 днів тому

      @@AnnieBoBannie421 legendary episode!

  • @elainewalls1965
    @elainewalls1965 16 днів тому +1

    Cobes should be visiting the apartment every day in case Puffs thawed out and is waiting at the door. TMDWU

  • @michaelcol8429
    @michaelcol8429 17 днів тому +1

    Rip cobes, an absolute legend.

  • @benhubbell7525
    @benhubbell7525 18 днів тому +4

    Such Insight such knowledge no digressing

  • @bradenfox7345
    @bradenfox7345 17 днів тому +1

    thanks for keeping us fed during the famine. too bad about clint not letting josh go live

  • @provingamerica
    @provingamerica 18 днів тому +3

    So this is what Cobes is like when he smokes weed instead of drinks. I'm not against it

  • @concernedcitizen2350
    @concernedcitizen2350 17 днів тому +2

    I hope Clint allows Jessica to come stay for a week.

  • @Tbanksss
    @Tbanksss 18 днів тому +2

    I only hear cobra saying “why can’t I find somebody decent

  • @JimmyJams364
    @JimmyJams364 17 днів тому +2

    Boglim chronicles is having a dry spell and waiting patiently

  • @Shortparks
    @Shortparks 18 днів тому +5

    The dark lord talking trash again XD

    • @Ner0mancer
      @Ner0mancer 18 днів тому +1

      Jorsh the Trash Lord

  • @pacmanrespector9552
    @pacmanrespector9552 18 днів тому +1

    Crossed arms, slurred words? Yep, it's time for a bog stream

    • @Onoesmahpie
      @Onoesmahpie 17 днів тому

      He's not even slurring, it's more like he's on downers and is talking at 0.5x

  • @lolcowexterminationservices
    @lolcowexterminationservices 18 днів тому +1

    You know... Im really missin my boglim boy.

  • @yagurl_
    @yagurl_ 18 днів тому +2

    Loving these❤

  • @doo6z
    @doo6z 18 днів тому +5

    Who the fuck looks at a boiled egg and thinks “oh yeah, my lizard will love that”????

    • @maximumoof6706
      @maximumoof6706 18 днів тому +4

      Probably cos they eat eggs in the wild? Not mountain dew boiled eggs granted, but I digress.

  • @Aames32
    @Aames32 18 днів тому +1

    Big ups boglim.

  • @superdragUSA1
    @superdragUSA1 18 днів тому +2

    Prepare to launch your 1.5x option toobz

  • @user-fp6li1vi9g
    @user-fp6li1vi9g 16 днів тому +2

    Anybody ever noticed that he looks like a scarecrow

    • @budjiman1
      @budjiman1 12 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂 so accurate

  • @JustDatBoi
    @JustDatBoi 11 днів тому

    Josh looks like Ichabod Crane’s bussy personified.

  • @blackwind677
    @blackwind677 17 днів тому

    Him ranting while under the influence were the best

  • @Rhin082
    @Rhin082 17 днів тому +1

    RIP PUFF

  • @Squanklor
    @Squanklor 15 днів тому +1

    It's crazy watching this years later now that he fixed gender relations

  • @adinocc2042
    @adinocc2042 17 днів тому

    Wow I can't wait for him to meet the right lady 😁.

  • @budjiman1
    @budjiman1 12 днів тому

    Why tf is he staring at the ceiling😂😂😂😂

  • @matthewhennessey5967
    @matthewhennessey5967 17 днів тому +2

    Wouldn't Sherlock Gnomes have been better? It's not exactly bog related, but it's a pun.

  • @Blady99
    @Blady99 17 днів тому +1

    You know where the back button is

  • @mrbubbles2569
    @mrbubbles2569 12 днів тому

    Nice plug for the tactical soap cobes... Unfortunately it has only attracted the queen cobra NAL so wont be taking you up on the advice 😂

  • @looneytoobz2332
    @looneytoobz2332 18 днів тому +2

    yeah buddy!

  • @DJchestr
    @DJchestr 18 днів тому +4

    I like his beatnic cadance maybe he should smoke some more of Warlord's magic crystals

    • @EdwardVGrimm
      @EdwardVGrimm 18 днів тому +1

      Warm Load Magic Crystals made me lol 😂 🤣 #TMDWU Toobz 🐍

  • @myfaveyoutube
    @myfaveyoutube 18 днів тому +1

    So svelte!

  • @EVIL_THOUGHTS
    @EVIL_THOUGHTS 17 днів тому

    *Punk rock says "LOL"...I mean, can you believe it!!!?*

  • @daveyward7388
    @daveyward7388 18 днів тому +3

    Why has no one Door Dashed him a live Cobra yet?

    • @myfaveyoutube
      @myfaveyoutube 18 днів тому +2

      Purely because no one has ever had such a genius idea. Make it so, #1

    • @daveyward7388
      @daveyward7388 17 днів тому +1

      @@myfaveyoutube I'll see what I can do to make that happen. Gonna need his new address though.

    • @budjiman1
      @budjiman1 12 днів тому

      Best idea ever😂

  • @sskkkkiiii
    @sskkkkiiii 18 днів тому +1

    Early in the am feeling boggy

  • @goldiefx
    @goldiefx 17 днів тому

    Happy birthday Cobes! Celebrating with duster again?

  • @STONECOLDET944
    @STONECOLDET944 17 днів тому

    Is he alive though?

  • @FabianHenkel-oe5sx
    @FabianHenkel-oe5sx 18 днів тому +2

    Thank you cobra you made me less depessed i like you

  • @elysium61
    @elysium61 17 днів тому

    Sherlock Colbes

  • @teefrmdaeast5052
    @teefrmdaeast5052 18 днів тому

    RIP cobra

  • @yagurl_
    @yagurl_ 18 днів тому +1

    Yeaaaup

  • @tenebrous8056
    @tenebrous8056 10 днів тому

    He's talking in that big chair acting like professor Xavier talking gender relations

  • @mitchellbailey4906
    @mitchellbailey4906 18 днів тому +1

    He only smokes that pipe because he thinks he looks cool doing it.

    • @budjiman1
      @budjiman1 12 днів тому +1

      And he can take cigarette butts from the dollar general parking lot and empty the contents into the pipe. Makes sense.

    • @mitchellbailey4906
      @mitchellbailey4906 12 днів тому

      @@budjiman1 you know if he had a properly working brain he would just grow and cure his own tabacoo. It's not hard. It's just as difficult as growing cannabis and that's easy as shit.

    • @mitchellbailey4906
      @mitchellbailey4906 7 днів тому

      Indeed. He is just one walking cliche. ​@@budjiman1

  • @BankerVibes0708
    @BankerVibes0708 17 днів тому

    Never go to bed angry, is that why you went out to the bar and then came back around 5 am after that one fight with Jessica?

  • @demonofjapan
    @demonofjapan 17 днів тому

    When you gonna repost him killing the bird with his bike or maybe even show me the white stuff again

  • @ReichsKrispies
    @ReichsKrispies 17 днів тому

    Will cobra ever return ?😢

    • @RealBoglimChronicles
      @RealBoglimChronicles  17 днів тому

      Yup, he will be back soon. The new place is still being figured out and setup

  • @Gratefuldeadgriffin
    @Gratefuldeadgriffin 17 днів тому

    Where is puff in all of this

  • @Mattslittlesister55
    @Mattslittlesister55 16 днів тому

    Where has he been ?

    • @RealBoglimChronicles
      @RealBoglimChronicles  16 днів тому +1

      Still at his dads place waiting for the new cobra lair. He will be back soon

  • @MrX-bm9vh
    @MrX-bm9vh 18 днів тому +3

    So has the BOY actually got a place or what?

    • @RootVegetabIe
      @RootVegetabIe 18 днів тому +7

      He's in his parents' basement right now. He claims there's a place on the way. I think that's all we know.

    • @daluxnutz
      @daluxnutz 18 днів тому +11

      He passed away last month from severe herpies

    • @B187_PA
      @B187_PA 18 днів тому +7

      @@RootVegetabIeI like to imagine Clunt is just waiting for the paperwork and Medicare to come through for the group home. Surprise jorbs 😂

    • @RealBoglimChronicles
      @RealBoglimChronicles  18 днів тому +3

      New place coming soon. Most likely by the end of the month

    • @anthonycoster8774
      @anthonycoster8774 18 днів тому +2

      ​@@RealBoglimChronicles wake up, wake up, wake up, it's the end of the mooooonth.

  • @desperanzza
    @desperanzza 17 днів тому

    He kinda sounds like Tom Waits here.

  • @ThoraxtheDarkk
    @ThoraxtheDarkk 18 днів тому

    Rip

  • @KataisTrash
    @KataisTrash 18 днів тому

    Sherbog

  • @gurunade
    @gurunade 17 днів тому +1

    Better not be smokin spice and ramblin about bullshit BOY

  • @dolomitus
    @dolomitus 16 днів тому

    Even then it would have been nice to be able to call him a decent human being. So disappointing that neither one of those adjectives are of any relevance.

  • @DastardlyDantheCowboyMan
    @DastardlyDantheCowboyMan 18 днів тому

    Did he suggest using tacticle soap as a sex toy?

  • @Lilmissdangerous
    @Lilmissdangerous 18 днів тому +2

    This is like slow mode Cobes. Also his voice isn't as nasally as the current time.
    ¯⁠\⁠(⁠°⁠_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯

    • @anthonycoster8774
      @anthonycoster8774 18 днів тому +1

      Duster

    • @Lilmissdangerous
      @Lilmissdangerous 18 днів тому

      @@anthonycoster8774 ya know, that is something that came across my mind as well. That combined with the food (if it is even food anymore) that causes damage to the vocals.

  • @rippsteakface
    @rippsteakface 17 днів тому +1

    TWU

  • @lyudmilapavlichenko7551
    @lyudmilapavlichenko7551 17 днів тому

    His knowledge of "gender relations" obviously comes from sitcoms.

  • @BrutalJambon
    @BrutalJambon 17 днів тому

    "My gender rants content is making a difference on UA-cam" sure thing bud.