Tim Hawkins - Corporate Worship Tunes

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  • Psalms 19:14 Let the words of my mouth and the meditation of my heart Be acceptable in thy sight, O Jehovah, my rock, and my redeemer. Psalm 20 For the Chief Musician. A Psalm of David.
    Christian comic Tim Hawkins show what could happen if corporations take worship tunes as there own.
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  • @annawaits690
    @annawaits690 2 роки тому +9

    This is the best most clean comedian ever. Need more like him.

  • @katkasie2306
    @katkasie2306 11 років тому +50

    I can never ever listen to "I can Only Imagine" the same again.

    • @davidconCristo1
      @davidconCristo1 6 років тому +1

      kat kasie me neither

    • @kidperfect6187
      @kidperfect6187 4 роки тому +3

      3:07 I wonder if MercyMe has seen this? Bart Miller would be proud. Or embarrassed.

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 4 роки тому

      @@kidperfect6187 i think they'd cash in on this

    • @easystring1885
      @easystring1885 3 роки тому

      a friend of mine sang “I can only Jumanji” I lost it when I heard him 😂

    • @SnowySpiritRuby
      @SnowySpiritRuby 3 роки тому +1

      After listening to it once, I now still can't remember the words to the original. 3. Years. Later.

  • @katguid2011
    @katguid2011 8 років тому +46

    I can no longer listen to any of these songs the same again and my praise team leader loves this one it's hysterical

  • @DocteurSnow
    @DocteurSnow 2 роки тому +2

    Good gosh, I Can Only Eat Margarine is gold. My new favorite song.

  • @David-ur4mp
    @David-ur4mp 6 років тому +8

    It's been ten years now since I was first introduced to Tim Hawkins, and I've become a huge fan! But to this day, I have never seen a piece that I love more than this one.

  • @fordman2698
    @fordman2698 2 роки тому +4

    2008: "I'm so glad you're fuel-injected."
    2021: "I'm so glad that you're electric."

  • @JudahMaccabius
    @JudahMaccabius 9 місяців тому +1

    This is nostalgic, wed watch his bits all the times as a family and his jokes still hold up :)

  • @DukeFan1971
    @DukeFan1971 8 років тому +116

    I still think the margarine song is the best thing I've ever heard LOL

  • @kaylynn4750
    @kaylynn4750 8 років тому +46

    I will never be able to listen to these songs without thinking about this xD

    • @Taylor-wt9zv
      @Taylor-wt9zv 5 років тому +4

      This and led zeplin shout to the lord

  • @fredmckinney8933
    @fredmckinney8933 7 років тому +68

    I have, on occasion, sang to our dog Piper, "my dog is an awesome dog, she is..." LOL

    • @catguy5425
      @catguy5425 6 років тому +5

      Fred McKinney
      That
      is
      hilarious.
      😂

    • @greendaleforever
      @greendaleforever 6 років тому +8

      My dog is an awesome dog, he reigns from carpet to couch, he lays wherever he wants my dog is an awesome dog

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 5 років тому

      guess what ted nudgent song i sing to my cat???

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 4 роки тому

      i sing cat scratch fever to my cat

    • @Stussmeister
      @Stussmeister 2 роки тому

      I've found that I do the same thing about my doxle (dachshund-beagle mix).

  • @funnyvideosRawesome5
    @funnyvideosRawesome5 12 років тому +30

    Oh yeah, someone was praying about a hedge of protection and I was having such a hard time not laughing, they thought I was choking on something, lol

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 5 років тому +1

      where's the thick cement wall????, razor wire, mabye???

  • @Ising4u333
    @Ising4u333 14 років тому +26

    i agree God has a great sense of humor--

  • @MrTshepoNgwenya
    @MrTshepoNgwenya 12 років тому +22

    ♪♫ ... all-powerful, unchangeable, they're like flying cars in the sky, and they're Boeing by name!
    (Indescribable - Chris Tomlin)

  • @tennisgal456
    @tennisgal456 13 років тому +5

    the i cant believe its not butter one is my favorite

  • @theawsomegyption
    @theawsomegyption 9 років тому +15

    Glorious Ruins:
    And i'll walk to my dodge, with my head lifted high...

  • @BaconFaceMcGee
    @BaconFaceMcGee 2 роки тому +3

    I wish he was still on TV!

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson Місяць тому +1

      When was he ever on TV in the first place?

    • @BaconFaceMcGee
      @BaconFaceMcGee Місяць тому +1

      @@RinJackson I used to watch him on one of our local TV channels called "The Worship Network". The TV station quit airing that channel years ago though. It’s mentioned on the TV's station Wikipedia page.

  • @cameronballard155
    @cameronballard155 7 років тому +45

    I can only "eat-margarine" what he would've done to Good Good Father if it had been a thing when he did this routine. :P

  • @anthonytuccinardi46
    @anthonytuccinardi46 Рік тому

    I’ve been struggling with my relationship with Christ recently and this brought me back, and gave me a good laugh

  • @jamesness2277
    @jamesness2277 3 роки тому +4

    Tim, thank you for making me laugh when I'm in so much pain that all i want to do is cry. This covid thing is bad and the fact that I'm quarantined alone only makes it worse. Laughter is truly the best medicine

  • @highiqretardbear33
    @highiqretardbear33 6 років тому +10

    "O Ford you know I have no friend like you
    If you're front seat's not my home then Ford what will I do?
    The Chevys becon me from you're wide open door
    And i can't feel at home in my Dodge anymore"
    Thought I'd give it a shot

  • @irunthepeg
    @irunthepeg 4 роки тому +1

    I still think of these every so often. Started laughing this morning and had to watch on repeat while making lunch today.

  • @SnowySpiritRuby
    @SnowySpiritRuby 4 роки тому +2

    I remember watching this when it first came out 12 years ago, and recently I watched a video about delivering Krispy Kremes by drone, and I had the Krispy Kreme one from this stuck in my head for days after.

  • @aidanmonroe5580
    @aidanmonroe5580 4 роки тому +4

    Now I just want Krispy Kreme

  • @michiko-chanmorgan1426
    @michiko-chanmorgan1426 11 років тому +2

    I cannot even watch any other comedians now.. He's the best!!

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 8 років тому +29

    They already do this, sadly. I saw a Coca-cola ad in a movie theater that used the song that goes "I got the joy joy joy joy, down in my heart" in the background :P

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 8 років тому

      Not sure that would qualify as a church selling out necessarily

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 8 років тому +4

      Rin Jackson It's big companies using church songs. You're right, but I don't like hearing church songs used to sell company products either lol.

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 8 років тому +2

      Well they've used songs out of their context for ages now, I don't see the problem. As long as they asked premission. Plus, I think that's funny. :D Of course the joy Coca Cola gives me is far inferior to the one the song is actually talking about, but let em have fun.

    • @huntermichael5086
      @huntermichael5086 6 років тому +2

      And even so, I’ve heard a band that let someone use their song for something- a commercial I think - and they were hoping that maybe just one person would be interested in the song and look it up and see the rest of their music and be more interested and end up knowing Jesus, so... whatever God wants to use I suppose it COULD work that way.

    • @harmoneebliss777
      @harmoneebliss777 6 років тому

      barbaro267 Where?? ;)

  • @tiffanycardenas7058
    @tiffanycardenas7058 3 роки тому

    This is my favorite one to watch

  • @MrAirsoft802
    @MrAirsoft802 11 років тому +8

    Tim Hawkins is awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @davidhays6286
    @davidhays6286 5 років тому +1

    THE LORD BE WITH YOU

  • @tmamone83
    @tmamone83 12 років тому +3

    "My Dodge is an awesome Dodge." Don't think Rich Mullins would be too happy to hear that!

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 4 роки тому

      he'd cash in......due to corona, other acts/ bands are touring again

  • @pastordallas
    @pastordallas 12 років тому +4

    Tim is awesome he is never afraid to go head to head with big issues. i always appreciate his frank and funny approach. Thanks for posting this video!!! My favorite is Dodge is an awesome dodge!!!

  • @MayBeSomething
    @MayBeSomething Рік тому +2

    Absolute classic video! I love it, and my family still makes jokes about this!

  • @zig-zagchica5171
    @zig-zagchica5171 8 років тому +22

    Ok. THIS IS CLASSIC!! I totally just died laughing😂😂😂

  • @MaydayBirthday1161
    @MaydayBirthday1161 12 років тому +9

    Yes! I saw a lady in the pew next to me with her "wind shield wipers" on. I burst out laughing and the whole row and the preacher glared at me. You can't laugh at church apparently :O

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 8 років тому

      Hahaha! :D It's ok to laugh as long as you don't show why - the woman would probablx think you're laughing AT her and mocking her. But I can only imagine bursting out like that myself. :D

    • @NotSteveCook
      @NotSteveCook 7 років тому

      Michael B Wrong church!

  • @RinJackson
    @RinJackson 8 років тому +9

    Been a while since I've had a Krispy Kreme donut
    Love the "I can't Believe It's Not Butter" song, too :)

  • @huntermichael5086
    @huntermichael5086 6 років тому +1

    The dodge was my favorite! Best laugh I’ve heard in a while😂

  • @lovebug3389
    @lovebug3389 12 років тому +7

    Every time we sing my god is an awesome god in church... I keep saying doge and make everybody crack up!

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 4 роки тому +1

      i hope you never sing better is one day....

  • @christiannorton9400
    @christiannorton9400 10 років тому +22

    lol "only eat margarine"

  • @joshuabulger3156
    @joshuabulger3156 7 років тому +4

    he is good if I could meet him or go to he's concerts I would love it

  • @elijaharias2012
    @elijaharias2012 3 роки тому +1

    "I was reading... a book" lol

  • @themisfitpainter2482
    @themisfitpainter2482 7 років тому +21

    My dodge is an awesome dodge XD

  • @Scarlett-Hofferson
    @Scarlett-Hofferson 6 років тому +16

    I see nothing wrong with the Krispy Kreme song 😂

  • @billswingle2672
    @billswingle2672 6 років тому +1

    You sir are a genius!! Excellent!

  • @deannawallace4568
    @deannawallace4568 6 років тому

    FORD I LIFT YOUR NAME ON HIGH is my favorite

  • @anvil777
    @anvil777 8 років тому +5

    Omg! Awesome Dodge and I can only eat margarine are the new best hmns now! :-DDD

  • @Its_tiff3478
    @Its_tiff3478 7 місяців тому

    I’ve seen this video so many times and I still laugh at it. In fact, the church I go to, the p.a. people would play this video before the service began and I was on the praise team, me and the rest of the members would always sing along with the video and laugh together. That’s how much we’ve seen this video because we knew every lyric. There were times we almost forgot the lyrics of a song because the one he sang about the dodge, we were singing Awesome God and most of the singers messed up on the lyrics lol.

  • @kenkellam6963
    @kenkellam6963 2 роки тому +1

    My dog, is an awesome dog he barks, at people and cars and chases cats and squirrels my dog is an awesome dog.

  • @thelordoftherings777
    @thelordoftherings777 12 років тому +6

    Haha. My fav is either Krispy Kreme or I Can Only Eat Margerine

  • @Ary_Official1
    @Ary_Official1 7 років тому +3

    I was high key dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HealthyAndrew
    @HealthyAndrew 5 років тому +1

    Sometimes I just take a spoon and eat it right out of the plastic tub !
    That’s the best part and he’s smart for saving it for last ! I loved it. So freaking hilarious !

  • @mypiglets
    @mypiglets 13 років тому +1

    Does anyone else have problems in your worship services after watching Tim?

  • @thatcheesysongwriter
    @thatcheesysongwriter 10 років тому +6

    I think my pastor actually used to run for Nike xD

  • @rilly1347
    @rilly1347 7 років тому +3

    Ford I praise your name on high was sort of pushing it but LOL at I can only eat margarine. That's me all the way!

  • @fordman2698
    @fordman2698 5 років тому +3

    Some bright morning when I have a Chevy
    I'll drive away
    With my Chev I'll drive right past a Ram
    I'll drive away
    I'll drive away oh baby
    I'll drive away in a Chevy
    Just thought I'd try one.

  • @Iplonk
    @Iplonk 14 років тому

    i dont care which car is better i just know that he is amazing!!!!!

  • @Sammeep02
    @Sammeep02 6 років тому

    FORD i lift your name on high

    • @Sammeep02
      @Sammeep02 Рік тому

      "Better is Hyundai than a Ford, Better is Hyundai than a Jeep...."
      I am now on the verge of getting a Hyundai Tucson. My first ever car. After driving my mom's Ford.

  • @abbieamavi
    @abbieamavi 6 років тому +32

    I love how there is Christian comedians because too many Christians think having a sense of humour is a sin..

    • @PalPlays
      @PalPlays 6 років тому +1

      Veni Vidi Amavi I've never met one of them.

    • @bethinthebooth
      @bethinthebooth 6 років тому +1

      Really? I've never met a christian who didn't have a sense of humor!

    • @catguy5425
      @catguy5425 6 років тому

      My mom laughs at pretty much everything as long as it's clean. And she's super devout. Although, funny enough, she literally cried at a *joke* in Inside Out! 😂 It was the scene where Joy drew a circle on the floor and told Sadness "All the sadness stays inside the circle." It reminded her of how she raised my super Autistic little brother, and she broke down.

    • @FirstNameLastName-pg3pi
      @FirstNameLastName-pg3pi 6 років тому +1

      Veni Vidi Amavi There has literally been no Christian I met that doesn’t have a sense of humor or thinks that

  • @jayblade2000
    @jayblade2000 11 років тому +2

    Better is Hudai than a Ford, Better is Hudai than a Jeep LOL

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 6 років тому

      Alberto Looks Don't remember the name, but I do remember the original line is "Better is one day", so you might want to start by searching for that

  • @BAutry94
    @BAutry94 12 років тому +3

    Sometimes I take a spoon and eat right outta the plastic tub....ROFL that's stupid funny.

    • @fredmckinney8933
      @fredmckinney8933 7 років тому

      BAutry94 I have a niece who's 20 now and actually used to do that for real when she was little. LOL

  • @darkscarlet1012
    @darkscarlet1012 8 років тому +2

    I love the dodge song

  • @kobayashi.official
    @kobayashi.official 9 років тому

    @Peeping Peepers The song is called Better Is One Day. It's covered by a lot of different artists.

  • @davidhays6286
    @davidhays6286 5 років тому +1

    DONT FORGET THE SOUND OF STARBUCKS

  • @Ladygwenea
    @Ladygwenea 14 років тому

    I love him! He's soooooooooooo funny!

  • @Vitamortis.
    @Vitamortis. Рік тому

    tears in my eys 😂

  • @waynestewart1919
    @waynestewart1919 4 роки тому +1

    Does Tim's creativity have an end?

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 6 років тому +2

    I wonder what MercyMe thought of Tim's parody of their song

  • @Brundall525
    @Brundall525 5 років тому +1

    I got my mind made up... and I want fun back.
    I wanna come to Chuck E. Cheese's.... somedaaaaayyy!!!
    (Donnie McClurkin's Carribean Medley)

  • @Gompers4414
    @Gompers4414 12 років тому

    Wal-Mart made three different accounts to like this video... just cause they don't get a song!

  • @107RN11
    @107RN11 8 місяців тому

    Best

  • @GreenSpot101
    @GreenSpot101 12 років тому

    2 people are going to make this real

  • @emilycastaneda7117
    @emilycastaneda7117 6 років тому

    I do. Thanks for noticing. My three brothers do to.

  • @emilycastaneda7117
    @emilycastaneda7117 6 років тому

    I love this video

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 6 років тому

      Emily Castaneda ......something tells me you love this video :)

  • @LetteSexy120
    @LetteSexy120 12 років тому

    yes

  • @Beastmosauce
    @Beastmosauce 14 років тому +1

    Hilarious! Wonderful parodies!

  • @dcs4394
    @dcs4394 7 років тому

    I have seen a corporate church and it was creepy. It was a big building with Under Armor advertised all over.

  • @troyevitt2437
    @troyevitt2437 2 роки тому

    This happened!

  • @BrendtWaters
    @BrendtWaters 14 років тому

    LORD (with all caps) is a translation of YHWH, which is often translated as "Jehovah". So the Scripture quote is 100% accurate.

  • @sherimcdaniel3491
    @sherimcdaniel3491 4 роки тому

    OMG TIM!!! It's becoming dangerous for me to play your videos.....my poor cat hears your voice and immediately launches herself from my lap! She's going to need therapy. (I'm going to need stitches)

  • @aronwhited8977
    @aronwhited8977 6 років тому

    “My dodge is is an awesome dodge”

  • @megawes5
    @megawes5 6 років тому +1

    My Dodge is an awesome Dodge said no one EVER!!

  • @iheartkiecats
    @iheartkiecats 12 років тому

    2:06 Thumbs up if this was ur fav song too!

  • @TraceguyRune
    @TraceguyRune 5 років тому

    I drive a Dodge Charger. It's a really nice Dodge, it is.

  • @martyhall9663
    @martyhall9663 7 років тому

    How can you possibly know that I wrecked my Husbands Dodge Dakota (Hi Kings) when He said Go?

  • @MsShay78
    @MsShay78 16 років тому

    He's funny.

  • @endlessblueday
    @endlessblueday 14 років тому +1

    Better is Hyundai... beh wee HUN day... bee wee un day... oooooo...

  • @UryakiTokishido
    @UryakiTokishido 15 років тому

    Where does he get this stuff lol he is great!

  • @tjam66
    @tjam66 12 років тому

    2 people eat butter substitute!!!

  • @xaviers7154
    @xaviers7154 6 років тому

    Lol. Unfortunately I think there would be new meaning for the term "slain by the spirit" D:

  • @GardettoRS
    @GardettoRS 12 років тому

    @sarcowen you dont want to know.

  • @OKvolleyballplayer26
    @OKvolleyballplayer26 12 років тому +1

    2 people don't like margarine!!

  • @MSNking14
    @MSNking14 13 років тому

    @sarcowen : Live poorly, live enslaved, Walmart :) (now we just need tunes)

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 2 роки тому

    So funny.

  • @brandonwhitmire3211
    @brandonwhitmire3211 12 років тому

    hahahahaha lol that was funny

  • @orhugs
    @orhugs 14 років тому

    @sarcowen He did one abtou walmart!

  • @michaelhart1072
    @michaelhart1072 6 років тому

    What are the originals for numbers 3 and 4?

  • @Mrsnoopy465
    @Mrsnoopy465 12 років тому +1

    lol

  • @lydiacavero2437
    @lydiacavero2437 10 років тому

    Hahahaha Oh Lord that's the last thing we need hahahaha xD

  • @genericusername134
    @genericusername134 11 років тому

    What's the lyrics to our Doge is an awesome doge

    • @guitarplayer4863
      @guitarplayer4863 6 років тому

      Generic Username It's a parody of 'Awesome God' by Rich Mullins.

  • @Menyhard
    @Menyhard 7 років тому

    So funny

  • @josephloudenback269
    @josephloudenback269 3 роки тому

    Tim I think you went to far.....

  • @amylinsmeyer902
    @amylinsmeyer902 9 років тому +2

    I peed my pants