@Wesley MaxfieldYep. USS Pennsylvania's crew deliberately swung the Seaplane recovery crane back and forth as well in a hope that they'd distract some bombers. Turns out they managed to distract a few. Glad we got some of the sunk battleships back. Wish we preserved one of them though so we'd have them today.
Honestly, the astronaut bitching and mopping the battlestation is probably one of the most accurate depictions of being in the military I've ever seen.
On a German warship: “Hey did you order that Taco Bell yet?” “Yeah it says it’s right outside the ship...” *Whole ship explodes because it was an American Battleship that sent the “Taco Bell”*
The Station is there because there was a mode where you had futuristic ships and shit and you fought in space. So I guess they felt like leaving the space dock.
12:26 reminds me of this time when it was me (a battleship) was the last person on our team, vs a aircraft carrier, we both had pretty low health so we just said fuck it, he messaged me and said “turn off your AA guns, and lets finish this round off like men” so I did so and him and had a head on Collision with each other *THE BEST DRAW IN WOWS I EVER EXPERIENCED* to be honest tho, this shows that not all aircraft carriers stay back and pick you off like the sitting duck you are most of the time as a battleship
I actually have seen AVs go in with the rest of the team, they tend to hide in the back but they stay close to a bb as cover + any islands. Surprisingly they were not the first to die
Speaking of Anime WoWs has 3 naval animes •Azur lane (official) •Kantai collection (Mod) •Arpeggio of Blue Steel(Official) Makes much sense because Ships are referred to as females lol
[DELETED] wait...is it for pc? I never thought about that. I always played halo on console and not on pc. It’s weird ever since I first started playing it a long time ago and never thought about it being on pc. YOU GOT ME THINKIN BOIH
watching old badger videos is like really chill and quiet but watching badger videos from 2020 is like people yelling zoomer shit into your ears for like 15 minutes
This is how the logic of russianbsdgers cursing goes If in the first few sentances badger or his friends curse their is gonna be more cursing than usual if no one curses its either gonna be bleeped out or something but if no one cursed in like the first 30 secs their not gonna curse as much. I spent way too much work on figuring this out. Send prayers👏
10:06 The U.s.s. Iowa took a direct artillery shell to the side of one of its turrets, and the small dent it made was smaller than the dents on the deck where THE SPENT SHELLS COME OUT OF THE TURRET. It didn't do JACK to the Industrial Steel of that turret.
I love how all the videos of this game in almost every gaming channel it's sponsored, yeah sure is such a good game that no one plays it if is not sponsored
Gonzalo Hernandez well it is fun at first, but if you don’t pay u will grind for ever to get a new ship though it’s not as pay to win as world of planes ... I played till tier 5 Still play it from time to time
There are quite a lot of UA-camrs who play this game. Most of them play World of Warships/tanks, War Thunder and other games in that genre. This is a game you reallu have to get into so most variaty gamers don"t touch this game.
Dr.Giggles Because all these free to play games are fun for the first three or four matches, then the grind sets in because you'll have to fight against other players who've paid or played longer to unlock something like Her Majesties Grand War Fleet or some shit and your dinky little weapons don't even dent the armor on ships like that.
world of warships is pretty balanced, premiums aren't gamebreaking overpowered like that. sure, comparing a T10 ship to a T6 ship is insane, but a T10 ship won't ever fight a T6 ship due to how matchmaking works.
As someone who used to live near and was born in St.Louis I agree that we only have Winter or Construction. One of our highways is literally being demolished and rebuilt over the course of 5 years because they ran out of construction to do on the highway. We are either cold or renovating.
(John) 3:16 I've 1v3-4 clutched so many times with battleships. As long as their last dudes aren't also battleships, ur fine. Just focus on the destroyer of there is one (generally it's dead) and let them come to you. Your secondaries will wipe out one, the other one who tries to get close will get nailed by your main turrets, and the last one is usually trying to run. So satisfying to realize you might be facing 3 opponents, but they are all cruisers without torpedoes so you'll win anyways with your almost full health and as yet unused repair parties
11:58 Russian DD… so I’m going to say that this is the Avrora (the white haired girl with a big fur hat in the image showing the AL commanders) a Russian Cruiser that saw action in the Dogger Bank incident in 1904, the Battle of Tsuchima in 1905, the October revolution in 1917 and the siege of Leningrad from 1941 to 1944. She is now a museum ship since 1958.
When I asked my Space Force recruiter if I would really go into space, he told me, "son, you sign on right now and I promise you, you're gonna spend so much time with the vacuum of space, you're gonna be begging to come back home!" Six months later: 5:20
""Ship literally too angry to die" The USS Enterprise CV-6 nicknamed the Grey Ghost by the Japanese because they thought they sunk it several times just for it to keep coming back.
IIIHybridIII there is an article about it saying that it is bad because there are no white males on the cover eggs dee Here is a link www.rolldodgegames.com/single-post/2018/05/23/Battlefield-V-Reveal-Trailer-Has-the-Audacity-to-Not-Feature-a-White-Man
Seeing Badger die to HE and talking about being on fire for 10 minutes is so much funnier after seeing him fall in love with that strategy in his anime warships episode 😂
Gotta love that 2 years after Badger makes a Warhammer 40k reference in World of Warships, the devs add voice lines from 2 Warhammer 40k characters as captains
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BURGHER
Sir this is Starbucks we sell Starbucks here
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Really this shit gets pinned?
*UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
RussianBadger: *Makes a single Warhammer 40k reference*
Me: BY THE EMPEROR PULVERIZE THE LIKE BUTTON
IT MUST BE DONE, BROTHER! FOR THE EMPEROR!
FUR DA WAAAAGH!!!
*smashes head against like button like it was the exterminatus button*
PURGE THY HERETICS!!!!
Purge the heretics
space battles were fun back then with my clanmates. "I'm flooding!" "No you're not, we're in space!" "... I'm SPACE-FLOODING!"
Were taking on space
It’s Gurren Lagann all over again
Your Spacing
Reverse flooding
antı-flooding maybe? cause nothing is getting in, but everything is getting out
The fact that Skulker was able to keep the space mopping skit going for that long, and still keep it funny...
it ALMOST died out, it went out just a bIt, too long
Still the most exciting part about this game…
It's funny that he was talking about the battleships being tanks because the USS Texas took out over 20 Japanese ships, while sinking, by itself...
MAXIMUM FREEDOM ACHIEVED!
It obviously wasn't done spreading freedom when it started to go down.
cf-18 There’s multiple U.S.S. Texas
Yeah Texas doesn’t fuck around
Griffin Roberts well quite obviously it isn’t the U.S.S Texas that is currently a museum
9:20 "How am I gonna deliver High Caliber Freedom if my Freedom Launcher is Malfreedoming" best line whole vid can't change my mind
12:13 “What layer of ANIME am I on right now?”
The AZUR LANE layer.
Found the fellow shikkikan.
A fellow commander
Yes the kommandent
Is it bad I recognized each individual character whose voice he showed off?
hello fellow shikikans
“SHIP LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE”
The U.S. in a nutshell
Like the USS Neosho
@@crusader5644 Or USS Nevada
@@rebelgaming1.5.14 the bb?/battleship nevada?
@Logan Botill Ahh yes an scp and the KRABKEN!!
@Wesley MaxfieldYep. USS Pennsylvania's crew deliberately swung the Seaplane recovery crane back and forth as well in a hope that they'd distract some bombers. Turns out they managed to distract a few. Glad we got some of the sunk battleships back. Wish we preserved one of them though so we'd have them today.
Don't you hate it when your space ship gets all covered with tons of filthy space.
Someone You Don't Know That is funny 😅
Ya I hate it to when space gets on my space ship
Someone You Don't Know e
Yeah. Sucks man... XD
I cleaned it the thrid time this week
God damn space always geting in tough spaces
CAPTAIN!!!
What?
LOOK!!!!
*giant ship at ramming speed*
God, my worst nightmare!
*Pirates of the Caribbean starts playing*
I Pictured Georgia chasing down Kagero XD
*OH FUUUUCK*
@@levendernovacsek6866 IIRC, Georgia is faster with engine boost
Badger in 2018: I don't wanna play the point and click adventure.
Bader in wot: I love artillery
6:13 “hey griff, you ever wonder why we’re here” type vibes
“Hey, can I please hold that sniper riffle?” “No”
I got the same vibe
"I understood that reference"
*Gets baited into torpedos.* “We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed, and we’ve been quite possibly bamboozled!”
Grif: Goddammit!...ok here's another thing!
Honestly, the astronaut bitching and mopping the battlestation is probably one of the most accurate depictions of being in the military I've ever seen.
Better ingredients.
Better pizza.
*SHIP IMMOBILIZED*
"Ship literally too angry to die!"
Best quote ever.
Obi Wan Kenobi: CAN I GET UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHE HIGH GROUND?
Nathan Ramierz lmao I'm dying
lmfao
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, hello there
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Another happy landing
Nathan Ramierz omg plz end me
Space Mopper is the only Janitor job worth having.
I would kill for this job.
Space force irl
Clean up turret 6
Also what about a space window washer where you can just float by all the sgips washing thier windows
On a German warship:
“Hey did you order that Taco Bell yet?”
“Yeah it says it’s right outside the ship...”
*Whole ship explodes because it was an American Battleship that sent the “Taco Bell”*
"Hey Grouse, How're the kids?" -Badjur Grouse - "Good thanks.. Oh Sh... OUR TEAM DEPENDS APON YOU!"
“SHIP LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE”
The U.S. in a nutshell
The Station is there because there was a mode where you had futuristic ships and shit and you fought in space. So I guess they felt like leaving the space dock.
9:42
"Better ingredients, better pizza, 𝙎 𝙃 𝙄 𝙋 𝙄 𝙈 𝙈 𝙊 𝘽 𝙄 𝙇 𝙄 𝙕 𝙀 𝘿"
my god, how the hell did Azur Lane convince Wargaming to reference them. Cus thats impressive as all hell
China. That's how.
maybe they partnered temporarily?
It’s cuz it was made in cooperation between wargaming and a Chinese game company
Azur Lane is Japanese not Chinese also agreed I was kinda ticked and surprised when I realized.
@@churchA.Ithe game is Chinese, the anime is Japanese. Look up yostar, as they’re the ones who made it.
12:26 reminds me of this time when it was me (a battleship) was the last person on our team, vs a aircraft carrier, we both had pretty low health so we just said fuck it, he messaged me and said “turn off your AA guns, and lets finish this round off like men” so I did so and him and had a head on Collision with each other *THE BEST DRAW IN WOWS I EVER EXPERIENCED* to be honest tho, this shows that not all aircraft carriers stay back and pick you off like the sitting duck you are most of the time as a battleship
I actually have seen AVs go in with the rest of the team, they tend to hide in the back but they stay close to a bb as cover + any islands.
Surprisingly they were not the first to die
Ahem not me but I do have a bad habit of "if in doubt, ram the fucker!"
Speaking of Anime
WoWs has 3 naval animes
•Azur lane (official)
•Kantai collection (Mod)
•Arpeggio of Blue Steel(Official)
Makes much sense because Ships are referred to as females lol
DONT FORGET HIGH SCHOOL FLEET.
Azur lane anime is not from WoWs it’s from a mobile game with the same name. They DID do a COLLABORATION, they do NOT own Azur lane
@@sgtzack612 he was saying it's officially put into the game, unlike kantai collection
Arpeggio of Blue Steel is also not owned by war gaming
Weeeeell all ships except for the KMS Bismarck. It was the only ship the be referred to as a he.
Everybody: ah
Everybody: ahhh
Everybody: *AHHHHHHHHHHH*
Edit: thank you for the likes this the highest I got *21 woahhh*
DJ3D BABY why couldn’t you just edit that in the actual comment or just call it a reply
The smaller the batterie the bigger it skrem
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2:55
*smacks lips*
Halo is confirmed for PC
[DELETED] wait...is it for pc? I never thought about that. I always played halo on console and not on pc. It’s weird ever since I first started playing it a long time ago and never thought about it being on pc. YOU GOT ME THINKIN BOIH
I'm Serks the next halo is gonna be on pc
Dimmadab mild nut
Funny cause halo has actually been confirmed for pc now.
Colten Szarek haha yeet pc master race yeet
watching old badger videos is like really chill and quiet but watching badger videos from 2020 is like people yelling zoomer shit into your ears for like 15 minutes
The best part is im pretty sure they're all millenials
"It's almost like an executive in the board room said-"
*CUTS TO AD*
This is how the logic of russianbsdgers cursing goes
If in the first few sentances badger or his friends curse their is gonna be more cursing than usual if no one curses its either gonna be bleeped out or something but if no one cursed in like the first 30 secs their not gonna curse as much.
I spent way too much work on figuring this out. Send prayers👏
Lori Reiter og take a shot every time you say curse
Those they are misspellings made me very am confusion
If he is mopping space, I guess you could call him a *vacuum cleaner*
😂😂😂😂😂who did this,🙌🙌🙌🙌
get out lmfao
This shit was actually funny 😂😂😂
Austin Cohan So is your spelling
Claps sarcastically
You're laughing at the gateway arch now, but. It's called a gateway for a reason... *OPEN THE PORTAL. RELEASE THE MARINES*
Vex Savant Elaphas open the portal
GROUND MARINES, CHAAAAAAAARGE
The full blown conversation with the space nuke guy and the "space mopper" killed me.
This channel needs to be called badger’n’freinds
Benjamin Guzman I second this because they are just as funny as the man himself.
More like, "RussianBadger and his cancerous Discord server members".
More like “badger and rip audio users
Benjamin Guzman Ageed
More like "badger and his cringey wannabe funny friends"
Badjur be honest, how much of this sponsorship money goes to your rook sized addiction to canned ravioli?
Theodoric ill support that addiction......
All of it im guessing
Theodoric I mean, no one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
Forget ravioli he spends it on marinara sauce
No he buttchugs marinara sauce
What do you get when you cross a 4 layer cheeseburger and a battleship? Lardex the destroyer of buffets
Grouse is the best.
Is he the one that somehow has all those soundclips saved and plays them over mic? Because if so, yes, absolutely.
I want grouse to make a channle
It's all ABOUT BEEEES
Cravenmarigold 2 does grouse have a channel?
He is the green text
I love how below “mesmerized” it just said “like System of A Down” cause that band is amazing
Your antics and the subtitles had me laughing out loud at a quarter past midnight. *WORTH IT*
H.E. SPORTS: ITS IN THE SHELL
*E. SPORTS. ITS E.*
Why does RussianBadger look like buzz light year?
More like there dyslexic kid
Robbie Rotten
@teejus101 Quite true...
10:06 The U.s.s. Iowa took a direct artillery shell to the side of one of its turrets, and the small dent it made was smaller than the dents on the deck where THE SPENT SHELLS COME OUT OF THE TURRET. It didn't do JACK to the Industrial Steel of that turret.
Don't you ever just wonder how tf did spongebob drop a harder protest than those of women's march.
This Statement Is false he sold that fire rhyme squidward told him to say
XD
9:35 why am I crying laughing at midnight damn
"we need to mop up all the space on the command deck"
*gurren lagann flashbacks*
😂😂"ughhhhhhh..." 😂😂the video gonna kill me
"In space no one can hear you oui."
Fuckin' swallowed my ice cube.
3:03.
3 solid years later I cannot stop laughing at this part man-
9:27 arby n the chief reference, nice.
Burger?
For mi strategy is shoot like sn idiot to every thing it moves
3:58 describes battleships perfectly
What do you called an alien addicted to drugs?
Xanos...
Savage Cavin whaddo u call an alien addiccted to killing Avengers
Thanos
Xannos is better
Randy Cheow lol true
Savage Cavin Xanos? This means DOUBLE Exterminatus
If you truly want a ship to ship ramming that much then you should pick up the imperial navy in Gothic Armada 2
Or play Dreadnought where there are weapon modules specifically for ramming.
"You mess with the Honk, You get the Bonk"
I love how all the videos of this game in almost every gaming channel it's sponsored, yeah sure is such a good game that no one plays it if is not sponsored
Gonzalo Hernandez well it is fun at first, but if you don’t pay u will grind for ever to get a new ship though it’s not as pay to win as world of planes ...
I played till tier 5
Still play it from time to time
There are quite a lot of UA-camrs who play this game. Most of them play World of Warships/tanks, War Thunder and other games in that genre. This is a game you reallu have to get into so most variaty gamers don"t touch this game.
I knew something was a little off with this game
Dr.Giggles Because all these free to play games are fun for the first three or four matches, then the grind sets in because you'll have to fight against other players who've paid or played longer to unlock something like Her Majesties Grand War Fleet or some shit and your dinky little weapons don't even dent the armor on ships like that.
world of warships is pretty balanced, premiums aren't gamebreaking overpowered like that. sure, comparing a T10 ship to a T6 ship is insane, but a T10 ship won't ever fight a T6 ship due to how matchmaking works.
If you wanna win in this sport, it’s all about breathing.
*Swimmers have left the chat
As someone who used to live near and was born in St.Louis I agree that we only have Winter or Construction. One of our highways is literally being demolished and rebuilt over the course of 5 years because they ran out of construction to do on the highway. We are either cold or renovating.
When he said "Meaty" at 10:00 an ad popped up and the first thing i saw on it was a literal fucking raw steak getting cooked.
12:19 that was azur lane cleveland
*Uploaded 6 years ago* Oh nice a badger video from 2013 what a throwback…
where’s all the time gone dude
10:10 yep sounds about right..
In WW1 the Brazilians killed dolphins thinking they were German submarines
happens
Common mistake
WW2 not 1, but yeah, honest mistake
Caiden Harwick seriously I have just searched and it was in WW1.The Brazilian call dolphins like:"toninha" or "golfinho"
Marcia Deusajute I didn't say anything about it I said common mistake other dude said ww2
Badger: I feel like I'm gonna be dropping with some Space Marines
WoW: Write that down, write that down!
Badgers hairline deeper than dusty divot.
tjack 319 gettin that Vegita look
Hunter Isaac straight facts
Yo B what's the song at 7:29 that Bagger referenced *I need to hear this*
Carly Rae Jepsen - Run Away With Me
(John) 3:16 I've 1v3-4 clutched so many times with battleships. As long as their last dudes aren't also battleships, ur fine. Just focus on the destroyer of there is one (generally it's dead) and let them come to you. Your secondaries will wipe out one, the other one who tries to get close will get nailed by your main turrets, and the last one is usually trying to run. So satisfying to realize you might be facing 3 opponents, but they are all cruisers without torpedoes so you'll win anyways with your almost full health and as yet unused repair parties
We need a Far Cry Blood Dragon video!
8:30 “OUR TEAM DEPENDS UPON YOU”
...did they steal that from the Protoss in Starcraft?
“What layer of anime am I on”:
Me who plays that game: Hell.
Can’t wait to see the intro in the next iFunny features amirite
fellow iFunny person
Lol me2
Me 3
*YALL GOT ANYMORE OF DEM BU' FUGGEN UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... T U G B O A T S ?*
LMAO you saw the video too? 😂😂
9:07 that is my favourite ship in the game form a large volume of fire
"Touching the space nuke" now that's a new euphemism for...something ;)
Hehe
_Well, we know what a nuclear explosion is now._
Better have the Yamato up there.
Seems appropriate
Hotel?
Yamato
5:25 that just reminds me of the time I watched someone mop the rain on UA-cam
Bagger implied not all sports require breathing. Think about that.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, you got me there.
100m sprints or quick time track events are done anaerobically
You breathe when diving my guy
White Lightning35725 bro you got gills or some shit
Russian roulette.
0:47 Best
This is probably the most chill badger video if them all.
9:48 The Arkham Knight
*FREEDOM OVERLOAD WARNING*
People from Middle East and terrorists hate me
-Bajur
11:58 Russian DD… so I’m going to say that this is the Avrora (the white haired girl with a big fur hat in the image showing the AL commanders) a Russian Cruiser that saw action in the Dogger Bank incident in 1904, the Battle of Tsuchima in 1905, the October revolution in 1917 and the siege of Leningrad from 1941 to 1944. She is now a museum ship since 1958.
*Y'all got...BATTLESHIPS?*
TBX yes.
Video is 13:37 long, funny you badger...
Aeรtͥђeͣtͫic Aeรtͥђeͣtͫic what does that mean
Anwar Mohamed darude sandstorm
It’s 13:38 !!
The Mystic Potato it is not
Wadu fricc is going on
11:57
My brain is probably going nuts due to those girls giving me orders in a different language.
It's something like this: 3:03
Playing a US Ship with an Anime announcer
I’M SO CONFLICTED!!!!
Boi, I live in Missouri and the only thing that Canada has interesting is maple syrup
Boi, I live in Missouri and the only thing I found interesting in Russia is cheap beer. That's it.
Did you just forget poutine nobody forgets poutine
Yas I forgot poutine
Caleb Schwenk never forget poutine again we also have hockey
Same
When I asked my Space Force recruiter if I would really go into space, he told me, "son, you sign on right now and I promise you, you're gonna spend so much time with the vacuum of space, you're gonna be begging to come back home!"
Six months later: 5:20
2:58 is my favorite
0:26 T U G B O A T S
YALL GOT B A T T L E S H I P S ?
Yes! Arby n' chief quote! Yeah I'm watching this this in 2021 in quarantine..
12:23 this is the most american thing i think i have ever seen.
For me is an m1 Abrams with an American flag decal and multiple American flags and at-15’s
Recruit rush is a strategy
Tachanka is as much as a strategy as tatcher or recruit rush
sven bill Viable strategy in any situation
all shields is a strategy
I once got an ace on the map plane
With tachanka
""Ship literally too angry to die"
The USS Enterprise CV-6 nicknamed the Grey Ghost by the Japanese because they thought they sunk it several times just for it to keep coming back.
Man Battlefield V looks NICE
Yeeeeaah right
IIIHybridIII there is an article about it saying that it is bad because there are no white males on the cover eggs dee
Here is a link
www.rolldodgegames.com/single-post/2018/05/23/Battlefield-V-Reveal-Trailer-Has-the-Audacity-to-Not-Feature-a-White-Man
Need to know: what song was that at 7:29?
Corvid ua-cam.com/video/TeccAtqd5K8/v-deo.html
Thanks a lot!
Is this seriously a Carly Rae song? AND I LIKE IT?! ... 2021's weird. (For the record, I know it's an old song. Still.)
Seeing Badger die to HE and talking about being on fire for 10 minutes is so much funnier after seeing him fall in love with that strategy in his anime warships episode 😂
I can hear him spam click in 9:00
What's the sound effect at 7:31?
Ello There Run Away With Me, by Carly Rae Zepsen.
Gotta love that 2 years after Badger makes a Warhammer 40k reference in World of Warships, the devs add voice lines from 2 Warhammer 40k characters as captains
I literally named my self after this video
Battle brothers