The Complete Karl Pilkington's World of Knob (A compilation with Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant)

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  • The phallus, as commented upon by Karl Pilkington, with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.
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  • @Hilz28
    @Hilz28 7 років тому +66

    I love Stephen's reaction at 2:20. "...What you talkin' about...what you talkin' about?!" He's all incredulous 😂😂😂

  • @Osman-mj5rf
    @Osman-mj5rf 2 роки тому +7

    Today hard day for me it's my late baby brother's birthday thanks Karl you always make me smile then fall in deck laughing , so saw her with no knickers walking about her flat with no cautains funny that must be new trend 🤪 so thought add drop me boxers 😂 classic 💯

  • @aiferapple1246
    @aiferapple1246 7 років тому +50

    Brilliant! Stephen Merchant, you can be such a git but you are so so funny. I refer as example to....... 'Answers on a postard', as a response to Karl not leaving the hotel on fire. His occasional one liners are fantastically funny and so well timed.

    • @NorwaysSuburbia
      @NorwaysSuburbia 6 років тому +8

      I totally agree, he's kind of underrated

    • @tonyshepherd2541
      @tonyshepherd2541 2 роки тому

      O

    • @tonyshepherd2541
      @tonyshepherd2541 2 роки тому

      @@NorwaysSuburbia of

    • @KirkWilson86
      @KirkWilson86 Рік тому

      That goggle eyed freak is the anchor of the show! It wouldn't have been as iconic without him

    • @Hilz28
      @Hilz28 Рік тому

      He's the absolute BEST

  • @NorwaysSuburbia
    @NorwaysSuburbia 6 років тому +62

    I appreciate you getting all these clips! I just wish the levels were the same(ish) on all the clips. Some of the clips you can barely hear Karl. Can't fall asleep to these, in fear that I'll be brutally woken up by Ricky's cackle.

    • @Joaocruz30
      @Joaocruz30 3 роки тому

      Gross

    • @paulmcallister8948
      @paulmcallister8948 2 роки тому

      Rubbish! This is genius!

    • @drhooty
      @drhooty 2 роки тому +1

      You can normalise the audio in a basic sound editing program.

    • @dpm2515
      @dpm2515 Рік тому

      @@drhooty really? I'm constantly up down volume...app / sound editing suggestions?

  • @PedloProductions
    @PedloProductions 3 роки тому +15

    The convo about Greeks and romans reminds me of what my grandpa use to always say “the Greeks invented sex and the romans introduced it to women”

  • @Thebossstage1
    @Thebossstage1 5 років тому +32

    I love Karl's defeated groan at 7:45

  • @danyellx615
    @danyellx615 7 років тому +25

    Doctor yak! You are the best thing to happen to my 2017 so far! - forever grateful for these uploads 👌🏻🙌🏻

  • @KirkWilson86
    @KirkWilson86 5 років тому +68

    Haha these comments here are about the levels being too loud or too low and its annoying but they dont realize that this is all Karl's fault!

  • @Blazekronos97
    @Blazekronos97 7 років тому +6

    Keep these coming! Thanks

  • @rollins5003
    @rollins5003 7 років тому +33

    why so many dislikes? great upload. many thanks for sharing.

    • @TheComplete
      @TheComplete  7 років тому +25

      Thanks. Probably the user "Bald Mank" who has copied all my "the complete" compilations and doesn't answer messages. I've never had such dislikes before so someone is spamming me I think.

    • @expressrobkill
      @expressrobkill 7 років тому +3

      the reason is, i think because it looked like it could have been a new tv program, at first glance i thought "ok xfm" then i second guessed cos it seemed so perfect and then i remembered the idiot abroad thing. if your wondering how i missed the time at the bottom i thought it was muinuts.

  • @BigJohnnyWebb
    @BigJohnnyWebb 7 років тому +7

    Another great upload. Many thanks, Dr.

  • @alexdiviney6225
    @alexdiviney6225 4 роки тому +2

    I love the 'Albert coming in for a check-up' bit at the end. So funny.

  • @zarzanator1991
    @zarzanator1991 2 роки тому +5

    We missed out on what could have rivaled knob news was "fanny facts".

    • @Marc-so2cd
      @Marc-so2cd 3 місяці тому

      Or "Testicle Time"

  • @robertcreighton4635
    @robertcreighton4635 5 років тому +4

    Brilliant thanks for making this

  • @ilck-ym-blals7385
    @ilck-ym-blals7385 3 роки тому +13

    See it does make me wonder sometimes how genuine it all is ...that first story about looking out the window an showing a bit of ass cheek got said again and ricky an steve reacted like they had never heard the story before ....there's quite a few duplicate stories like that.

    • @brunneng38
      @brunneng38 Рік тому +2

      Heard a couple stories like that. I wouldn’t mind so much if Ricky hadn’t sworn in an interview once that these aren’t “bits”. He claims they were all natural unrehearsed conversations. Which obviously isn’t true.

    • @crackernipple6020
      @crackernipple6020 5 місяців тому +2

      Well they probably just reused bits from the xfm show for the podcast. The podcast has a lot of bits that can be heard in the original xfm radio shows

  • @ilck-ym-blals7385
    @ilck-ym-blals7385 2 роки тому +3

    This is just pure real comedy gold .....so rare these days !

  • @giantred
    @giantred 7 років тому +30

    I cannot stop laughing about the knob on a robin xD

  • @greigsanderson9673
    @greigsanderson9673 5 років тому +14

    38 min. I could eat a knob at night.

  • @2DReanimation
    @2DReanimation 6 років тому +4

    38:22: I think this might be the whole inspiration for this compilation XD

  • @LA8PVCallingTheWorld
    @LA8PVCallingTheWorld 3 роки тому +3

    I also like a bit of Cant.

  • @Raven-Claws88
    @Raven-Claws88 3 роки тому +4

    Karl's understanding of gay sex between men - "buttplugs n' that"

    • @peteralia661
      @peteralia661 2 роки тому +2

      But he's not 'avin' a go.

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 Рік тому

      "Little gay fellas n' that."

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому

      Yeah that's about all I know about male gay sex as well, what's wrong with that?

  • @FernieAriel
    @FernieAriel 4 роки тому +2

    2:41 “This is like the Doctor...Who”

  • @Joe-ib3dy
    @Joe-ib3dy 2 роки тому +3

    1:00:52 I should be so lucky

  • @cameronfogarty4609
    @cameronfogarty4609 3 роки тому +2

    1:12:47 makes me wanna burst every time 😂

  • @gavhenrad
    @gavhenrad 3 роки тому +1

    Answers on a postcard! 😂

  • @markdelej
    @markdelej 5 років тому +4

    Have an exam tomorrow. Pilky boys will calm me right down

  • @davewhite6608
    @davewhite6608 7 років тому +4

    sweet nice one m8

  • @jameswoolford2698
    @jameswoolford2698 3 роки тому +3

    Legendary gang of banter kings :)

  • @Milan_Smidt
    @Milan_Smidt 7 років тому +17

    Top, Bottom or Middle.
    More like: Knob, Bollock or Nipple.
    (Yes, im a genius)

    • @yesp9248
      @yesp9248 7 років тому +2

      Milan Smidt and 90 others LMAO

  • @benjamindenton9453
    @benjamindenton9453 2 роки тому +2

    He reminds me of Charlie Brown 😂 the constant whining the round bald head the groaning

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 2 роки тому +2

    Karl is a cool dude

  • @robertoseveno
    @robertoseveno 4 роки тому +5

    It's a bit nob heavy

  • @hamzayounis7184
    @hamzayounis7184 2 роки тому

    Karl & Suzanne story - 43:29
    Nero - 1:01:30

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 2 роки тому +3

    Karls reaction to the naked woman in the opposite window is one of the wierdest things I've ever heard!!
    Any decent human being would have hid behind the curtains with a pair of binoculars.
    What a freak he is😆

    • @rocknroller77
      @rocknroller77 2 роки тому

      😄 so true

    • @Marc-so2cd
      @Marc-so2cd 3 місяці тому

      But typical Karl does the only thing that comes into his weird round orangy head....drop his boxers a little bit and flash his ass cheeks.

  • @termeownator
    @termeownator 4 роки тому +3

    I think that was Tiberius, having the boys swim about underwater nibbling at his goods

  • @g_beets
    @g_beets 4 роки тому +1

    I don't know all the ins and outs 😭😂

  • @larryamigo2526
    @larryamigo2526 3 роки тому +2

    I don’t like being ‘nood’

  • @vincebradley8533
    @vincebradley8533 7 років тому +9

    Volume varies too much between clips. Annoying

    • @gavhenrad
      @gavhenrad 3 роки тому

      Oh shut upppp

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon 2 роки тому

      It'd be a full time job editing them all individually and equalizing audio on a hundred clips isn't something you can do with one click and get a decent result.

  • @Nakagolas
    @Nakagolas 5 років тому +4

    Fun fact, "karltakesasneakylookatmenscocks.com" is a real website.

  • @KirkWilson86
    @KirkWilson86 Рік тому

    Sharks, monkeys, orrr jellyfish

  • @comebackqing8452
    @comebackqing8452 9 місяців тому

    Quick Suzan get em out! lol

  • @jeffmurphy101
    @jeffmurphy101 5 років тому

    Googled the guy with the knob on his arm ha that’s fucked up

  • @foxhazhax4845
    @foxhazhax4845 Місяць тому

    I also dress left

  • @dansullivan2231
    @dansullivan2231 6 років тому

    Knob

  • @jimmalone4851
    @jimmalone4851 2 роки тому +3

    *minge London*

  • @oneminvideoagency
    @oneminvideoagency 5 років тому +1

    Can somebody explain a thing called ricky gervais show (the animated series)? Listening to this I'Ve heard a lot of same stories told in ricky gervais show, but in different way... so i dont know which podcast was.the first, since on both podcasts they(ricky and stephen) have the same reaction and act like they have heard that story for the first time, but obviously they have heard it already..... looks like a scripted material...

    • @runatdefence4080
      @runatdefence4080 5 років тому +1

      It's almost like they are telling the same stories, because they happened. Crazy idea.

    • @rbeck3200tb40
      @rbeck3200tb40 5 років тому +6

      The animated series edited alot of the podcasts to make them shorter and cut out some of the things they said

  • @Azerkeux
    @Azerkeux 5 років тому +1

    Karl can't feel his knob at rest? That's crazy, he must be lacking sensory information/stimulation from his nerves down there, I never not feel mine

    • @-pressxtostart-
      @-pressxtostart- 2 роки тому +1

      Maybe you are hypersensitive and we are normal

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon 2 роки тому

      @@-pressxtostart- if you're circumcised your dick is far less sensitive that might be related

  • @ilck-ym-blals7385
    @ilck-ym-blals7385 2 роки тому +1

    Laugh at karl.....laugh all you want but he's a much better an more interesting person than the pair of you! 😂

  • @simoncenteno2755
    @simoncenteno2755 7 років тому +1

    love these 3 but, tonight this first story ive heard years later on the guardian unlimited series of podcast... passed off as a current story...idk, to me fucken staged now. still good for laughs for fools.

  • @thiagokrapp
    @thiagokrapp 4 роки тому +2

    Ricky Gervais laughs are the most annoying thing on UA-cam

    • @-pressxtostart-
      @-pressxtostart- 2 роки тому

      You have clearly never seen all the dozy blond vloggers who post about their wedding or children every day

    • @MrOasis316
      @MrOasis316 2 роки тому +1

      If by annoying you mean awesome then yeah lol.

    • @colleenann772
      @colleenann772 Рік тому

      Yes it is