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  • @spooderman6312
    @spooderman6312 2 роки тому +17906

    That nephew is some weird form of chaotic evil and it's pretty disturbing lmao

    • @arandomperson.
      @arandomperson. 2 роки тому +514

      That nephew Is definitely gonna be a killer when he grows up.

    • @burnttoast3925
      @burnttoast3925 2 роки тому +773

      More chaotic neutral, hes very susceptible to influence so is willing to do good or bad depending on who he looks up to

    • @arandomperson.
      @arandomperson. 2 роки тому +141

      @@burnttoast3925 So if the nephew looks up to me and I do something bad he COULD become a killer right?

    • @bac0nlifeforever956
      @bac0nlifeforever956 2 роки тому +34

      Fun Fact: That’s how dream was born.

    • @arandomperson.
      @arandomperson. 2 роки тому +22

      @@bac0nlifeforever956 The baddest thing dreams father did to him was leave him.

  • @forrestmoney6384
    @forrestmoney6384 2 роки тому +6725

    “We will kiss that kid so we can get a bat”💀
    Easyspeezy, 2022

  • @arienmartinez5025
    @arienmartinez5025 2 роки тому +9353

    The man shouldn’t have gotten arrested in the last ending because it’s not illegal to kill in a video game

    • @Username-le4eq
      @Username-le4eq 2 роки тому +397

      And the girlfriend smashing him to he ground causes an explosion is real right, cmon this is a game 😆

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 роки тому +124

      It's more about intent to kill

    • @BeastyMan
      @BeastyMan 2 роки тому +3

      Read my name 😂

    • @jakebresslerkrispy4953
      @jakebresslerkrispy4953 2 роки тому +12

      speedrun subway surfers no coin challange. its really hard

    • @micahlehrke9
      @micahlehrke9 2 роки тому +85

      @@Username-le4eq but that was in a second simulation

  • @InazaDX
    @InazaDX 2 роки тому +20930

    This accurately represents what most humans would do with no consequences

    • @generallyunimportant
      @generallyunimportant 2 роки тому +1262

      so, basically what humans do on the internet.

    • @jdmdoesstuff
      @jdmdoesstuff 2 роки тому +103

      True

    • @jdmdoesstuff
      @jdmdoesstuff 2 роки тому +169

      @@generallyunimportant Also true

    • @Lol-zc1vd
      @Lol-zc1vd 2 роки тому

      @@generallyunimportant you can't kill people on the internet

    • @User_47536
      @User_47536 2 роки тому +83

      @@generallyunimportant You mean Dark internet💀

  • @thatverseguy
    @thatverseguy 2 роки тому +1029

    I really want to know what the hell is up with that nephew. Dude so easily impressionable it's like something outta a cartoon character.

    • @ryokiritani4187
      @ryokiritani4187 2 роки тому +159

      It's ALMOST as if he was a cartoon character

    • @keepyourshoesathedoor
      @keepyourshoesathedoor 2 роки тому +56

      What do you mean? Children and teens are impressionable and easily moldable. Most adults are too.🤷🏾

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean Рік тому +7

      @@keepyourshoesathedoor Usually a few orders of magnitude less impressionable than this. Well, unless it's a cartoon child and it would be funny.

    • @RafaelMunizYT
      @RafaelMunizYT Рік тому +2

      he will grow up to be a sigma

    • @Lo-Sir
      @Lo-Sir Рік тому +6

      That nephew would see (AUSTRIAN PAINTER) as a cool dude

  • @Nomimesh
    @Nomimesh 2 роки тому +4520

    Player: breathes
    Girlfriend: what the hell is wrong with you, we need to break up.

  • @Deathnotefan97
    @Deathnotefan97 2 роки тому +246

    This game also gives you a personality test based on which endings you found first and second (when you don’t know the twist and then when you do)
    If you do one of the killing people endings second, it calls you out for doing that even though you know you are being watched

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

    • @Za_Balance01
      @Za_Balance01 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@@davidhartman-b9mso the game programme it like that because of what you said?

    • @amethyphoenix
      @amethyphoenix 6 місяців тому +10

      @@Za_Balance01 No, the dude just copy and pasted it everywhere in this comment section

    • @Za_Balance01
      @Za_Balance01 6 місяців тому +2

      @@amethyphoenix I know, isn't that obvious

    • @amethyphoenix
      @amethyphoenix 6 місяців тому

      @@Za_Balance01 Extremely

  • @bruh-bj6rh
    @bruh-bj6rh 2 роки тому +139

    8:25 Props to that girl for trying to slap a mass shooter lol

  • @pikmingamerr
    @pikmingamerr 2 роки тому +36

    0:58 its so fun to see people grow into their true passion!

  • @MR.BONE_I_LOVE_SPAGETI
    @MR.BONE_I_LOVE_SPAGETI Рік тому +47

    6:45 and his name is Jon Cena

  • @Kaitri
    @Kaitri 2 роки тому +792

    When i saw ben uploaded this, i knew he'd have a great time explaining the nephews reactions

    • @evanhernandez2071
      @evanhernandez2071 2 роки тому

      Ben?

    • @marinellovragovic1207
      @marinellovragovic1207 2 роки тому

      @@evanhernandez2071 yeah? The name of the guy that uploaded this vid?

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

  • @v1ncejeager831
    @v1ncejeager831 2 роки тому +659

    This is indeed a video that makes me feel like a criminal.
    From the start of the run being "Let's kiss this child to get a bat" and so on.

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому +2

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 9 місяців тому

      ​@@davidhartman-b9mhomeboy is YAPPING goddamn

  • @LQC2556
    @LQC2556 2 роки тому +243

    8:39 "Please get this guy some help"
    But if you're the one controlling him...

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому +4

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

    • @drag9105
      @drag9105 6 місяців тому

      ⁠@@davidhartman-b9mYou should preach somewhere else becuase you seem annoying doing stuff like this use Reddit or soemthing idk

    • @ifalone
      @ifalone 25 днів тому

      ​@@davidhartman-b9mschizo

  • @potassium4538
    @potassium4538 2 роки тому +511

    “Then we can kiss that kid, take his bat, and get the nuclear reactor just like normal” bruh💀

    • @Lo-Sir
      @Lo-Sir Рік тому +36

      wdym, that's normal shit humans do everyday

    • @kevinwong_2016
      @kevinwong_2016 Рік тому

      Fr💀

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

    • @green5260
      @green5260 5 місяців тому

      ​@@davidhartman-b9m FILL THESE DARK SOULS WITH LIGHT

    • @Duckbærd
      @Duckbærd 5 місяців тому +2

      That’s drake’s routine

  • @thaliagubantes6811
    @thaliagubantes6811 Рік тому +63

    4:58 nephew is def an alternate

  • @felixmckinney7132
    @felixmckinney7132 2 роки тому +893

    Eazyspeezy when he decided to do this run : I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.

    • @nitrogenFox
      @nitrogenFox 2 роки тому

      Nah he definitely had the strength to do it. He enjoyed being a criminal

    • @TheRealSkulldozer
      @TheRealSkulldozer Рік тому +4

      >muh heccin marvelino movie quote

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

  • @quacksayssquawk2899
    @quacksayssquawk2899 2 роки тому +3920

    It was shocking how wholesome the gay ending was relative to the other endings.

  • @diegobrando1788
    @diegobrando1788 2 роки тому +62

    7:24
    EazySpeezy: Let's beat up this couple for-
    A-Train: That's my boy!

    • @Nameless82284
      @Nameless82284 2 роки тому +8

      Nonsense, A-Train doesn't kill couples. He just kills the girlfriend.

    • @LegendaryITA
      @LegendaryITA Рік тому

      ​@@Nameless82284💀

    • @SomeMercenary228
      @SomeMercenary228 Рік тому +3

      @@LegendaryITA hes not wrong,, a-train killed the girlfriend on accident, the dipshits just conviced everyone that it was on purpose

    • @LegendaryITA
      @LegendaryITA Рік тому

      @@SomeMercenary228 or... It's a meme

  • @J22955
    @J22955 2 роки тому +324

    One of the fastest speed runs so far

    • @RoseQuartz692
      @RoseQuartz692 2 роки тому +8

      he can read your mind and Ben know what game to SpeedRun next

    • @Lol-zc1vd
      @Lol-zc1vd 2 роки тому +1

      The speedrun not that hard tbh

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

  • @LunaShipp
    @LunaShipp 2 роки тому +93

    I can very much agree with this and I can see you having a speedrun time on every single speedrun able game on earth by the time speedrunning dies off

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

  • @Abstract-is-funny
    @Abstract-is-funny 2 роки тому +1604

    This is the most accurate game to real life tbh
    Edit: 1k likes in a week lol

    • @KKiPP
      @KKiPP 2 роки тому +58

      The girl in the train is the most accurate to your mom

    • @gen1136
      @gen1136 2 роки тому +11

      @@KKiPP gottem

    • @Lol-zc1vd
      @Lol-zc1vd 2 роки тому +10

      @@KKiPP It's true,I kissed his mom

    • @NoName-oz3gj
      @NoName-oz3gj 2 роки тому +6

      @@KKiPP and my dad is the ending where you stay on the meteorite doing nothing (nonexistant)

    • @BeastyMan
      @BeastyMan 2 роки тому

      Read my name 😂 😌

  • @3xtremegameplay485
    @3xtremegameplay485 2 роки тому +102

    8:04 "Remember, No Russian"

  • @ThatDuk
    @ThatDuk 2 роки тому +105

    00:20 "we'll kiss that kid" aint hell nah 💀

  • @Mistiax
    @Mistiax Рік тому +184

    "we kiss this kid"

  • @John-lt1qz
    @John-lt1qz Рік тому +31

    6:50 bro girlfriend literally pulled saitama moment

  • @rafshkim
    @rafshkim 2 роки тому +287

    is nobody going to mention how eazy is the god of thumbnails?

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

    • @guidinglight6485
      @guidinglight6485 11 місяців тому +3

      ⁠@@davidhartman-b9m This has nothing to do with this comment, also this comment was 1 month ago.

  • @rulesys
    @rulesys Рік тому +84

    "We will kiss that kid,"

  • @ikarugatheseriousninja6128
    @ikarugatheseriousninja6128 2 роки тому +95

    Oh I see this speedrun is to see which alignment you are! Like the ending where your girlfriend supplex you and destroy the Earth is the Chaotic Evil ending. I really love these, so continue the great work!

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

  • @Tomasz987987
    @Tomasz987987 Рік тому +14

    3:00 - boring? that's my Commandor Shepard every time.

  • @kaybez897
    @kaybez897 2 роки тому +65

    I love how this guy casually gets top 10 of any game he plays

    • @Exachad
      @Exachad Рік тому +9

      There's only 8 runs on this. It would be impossible not to get top 10.

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

  • @BloodyN1nja
    @BloodyN1nja Рік тому +884

    It's such a weird thing that nobody seemed to react to you kissing children at all

    • @MarkelScott100
      @MarkelScott100 Рік тому +15

      Exactly

    • @TeeKeeps
      @TeeKeeps Рік тому +119

      Lol probably just kissing them on their head like old ladies do showing sympathy or whatever

    • @sakshamparmar9240
      @sakshamparmar9240 Рік тому +12

      I mean kissing children on their head or on their cheek shows not-creepy affection

    • @КасаткаКасатка-й5и
      @КасаткаКасатка-й5и Рік тому +82

      @@sakshamparmar9240 some strange guy randomly kissed child's cheek... sounds pretty weird

    • @_TechZen
      @_TechZen Рік тому +11

      @@КасаткаКасатка-й5и Bro if the roles are reversed nobody would care..

  • @somerandomguy844
    @somerandomguy844 2 роки тому +115

    The do nothing ending, tho. “Yeah, that’s about expected.”

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому +2

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

  • @dyscally7578
    @dyscally7578 2 роки тому +16

    7:46 america cosplay

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow 2 роки тому +28

    Oh my god i love this game, so glad to see you play it at last. You should play the sequel though!

    • @zemljotres6065
      @zemljotres6065 Рік тому +4

      THERE IS A SEQUEL????

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

  • @animeluigiboy
    @animeluigiboy 2 роки тому +20

    I remembered seeing videos of this. This was legendary.

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

  • @zach3684
    @zach3684 2 роки тому +21

    I really wanna see this guy speedrun a hitman game

  • @Swisheroo-mi1cc
    @Swisheroo-mi1cc 11 місяців тому +1

    I genuinely love this game and I was really sad when I finished it, it's so great and I really want more like it!

  • @sharkface7554
    @sharkface7554 2 роки тому +79

    I love that this video is 9:11 minutes long

  • @ayden9493
    @ayden9493 Рік тому +15

    3:17 sus

  • @EdTh14go
    @EdTh14go 2 роки тому +23

    Love these, man!

  • @night4592
    @night4592 11 місяців тому +19

    Ok i have a question, WHEN HE SAID "Make sure to subscribe" AT 4:30 THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON TURNED RAINBOW FOR A SECOND?

  • @lerinowstudios
    @lerinowstudios 9 місяців тому +6

    6:13 that's what I call damage boost

  • @imdisappointedinyourrecent9603
    @imdisappointedinyourrecent9603 2 роки тому +6

    I remember this game lmao, even though I like it I like another game that has a familiar concept more. it's called 60 seconds : apocalypse, it's a really good game and I hope you'll speedrun it !

  • @Pocha_gacha
    @Pocha_gacha Рік тому +49

    Omg after 2 years! I heard this game, ahh memories

  • @richardwastaken
    @richardwastaken Рік тому +14

    5:02 that face from the nephew is gonna haunt my dreams for days 😭😭😭

    • @brendan01
      @brendan01 Рік тому +1

      Saitama

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD......

    • @richardwastaken
      @richardwastaken Рік тому

      @@davidhartman-b9m amen

  • @fmg7770
    @fmg7770 2 роки тому +11

    As someone who has run this game before I’m happy to see you run this game

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

  • @SORBETES361
    @SORBETES361 Рік тому +28

    7:01 this part got me laughing

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

  • @lunacy3
    @lunacy3 2 роки тому +25

    The nephew was more dangerous than the meteor itself😂

    • @davidhartman-b9m
      @davidhartman-b9m Рік тому

      thats because we are born spiritually death ,the first humans rebelled against GOD and got cursed with death their body would die their spirit died and their soul would go to hell forever, alot of people died trough adam!, but GOD so loved the world that HE sent HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON that trough HIM alot of people can be saved from hell and gain everlasting life, and get spiritually alive! JESUS said if youre not BORN AGAIN trough water and SPIRIT you cannot enter the kingdom of GOD

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 10 місяців тому

      @@davidhartman-b9mAs a Christian, you aren’t converting anyone by copying and pasting the same message over and over on the internet.

  • @SlimyGreenSlime
    @SlimyGreenSlime 2 роки тому +5

    Oh I was looking for what this game was called and absolutely could not remember what it was.
    Now if only I could find that game where you play as a little sprout on a point-and-click adventure and can choose to whether to purify or pollute the world depending on how you overcome obstacles...

  • @AmosBatista
    @AmosBatista 11 місяців тому +6

    5:34 - I wish I have this mother.

  • @kitsune164official
    @kitsune164official Рік тому +7

    "we will kiss that kid"

  • @therealyoutubermanguy
    @therealyoutubermanguy 2 роки тому +3

    Man this games brings back memories

  • @notacat7127
    @notacat7127 9 місяців тому +1

    This is the first vid I seen of yours and now it’s recommended again very cool

  • @lavacreeper4738
    @lavacreeper4738 9 місяців тому +4

    7:03 The doctor wakes up to see the man telling him he is in a simulation

  • @Lightning-II
    @Lightning-II 2 роки тому +4

    0:22 “kiss that kid so we can get a bat”

  • @twixx8631
    @twixx8631 2 роки тому +4

    I speedrun clicking on the notification once speezy uploads everytime

  • @samlastname1252
    @samlastname1252 2 роки тому +1

    I am so glad I have someone like you in my life to explain what is happeneing on ehte screen. I am blind and do not whant to order oaudible.

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 2 роки тому +3

    Angry Ji Hyun is not something I knew I needed in my life. XD

  • @kamiiz1290
    @kamiiz1290 9 місяців тому +1

    9 minutes video for a 60 seconds game is crazy ☠

  • @crystallee4741
    @crystallee4741 7 місяців тому +6

    8:28 🍷 🗿

  • @WGWP
    @WGWP 6 місяців тому +1

    “We teach him such good lessons”😂😂😂

  • @LionFamilyFunTime
    @LionFamilyFunTime 2 роки тому +32

    Hello I like cheese

  • @gayslays
    @gayslays Рік тому +2

    My favourite is the 6th one honestly. I mean, at least the person won’t have a partner who would break up with him in an instant.

  • @cryptedz9860
    @cryptedz9860 Рік тому +5

    3:33
    Mom: Good Job
    That one guy who was shoved on accident on the train
    Mom: You are such a bad boy!

  • @Daniel_8128
    @Daniel_8128 10 місяців тому +1

    5:00 looked like bro was on his villain arc

  • @TheRealPresidentObamna
    @TheRealPresidentObamna 2 роки тому +5

    I love this game!!!

  • @mindclaw915
    @mindclaw915 Рік тому +1

    I like how bou is playing What do you do with a Drunken Sailor

  • @killedragonyt6353
    @killedragonyt6353 2 роки тому +9

    9:06 LOL mom im famous :D
    this was the last game i would have spected to see here
    but ey is fun

    • @keirontravis
      @keirontravis 2 роки тому +1

      THERE HE IS
      the world record holder! (he also plays a Google Doodle game called champion island games, which has an insane speedrun)

    • @killedragonyt6353
      @killedragonyt6353 2 роки тому +1

      @@keirontravis truuuue i do

    • @peachandtoffee
      @peachandtoffee 2 роки тому +1

      Why tf theres my name written at the 5th list plus am not from south korea

    • @Thaereos12
      @Thaereos12 4 місяці тому

      there are 7.6 million people who saw you.

  • @miguelius3595
    @miguelius3595 7 місяців тому +1

    Me alegra poder opinar con libertad!!!

  • @melvinshinu3890
    @melvinshinu3890 2 роки тому +14

    Video ends at 9:11
    COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT

    • @brogamer6978
      @brogamer6978 Рік тому +3

      Lol

    • @Ketchup-iu2dr
      @Ketchup-iu2dr Місяць тому

      *9:12

    • @KalosAshKetchum6377
      @KalosAshKetchum6377 Місяць тому

      Ain’t no way you saw a 9:12 video, and thought, “hm, what if I make a joke?” How do you come up with it is my question

  • @mr.voidout4739
    @mr.voidout4739 10 місяців тому +1

    Don't wanna close my eyes~🎶Don't wanna faaaall asleep~🎶.....
    ...because my speedrun would be screwed.

  • @veryveryverycoolboi2599
    @veryveryverycoolboi2599 11 місяців тому +5

    0:27 Nahh 💀💀

  • @TheChosenOne2077
    @TheChosenOne2077 4 місяці тому +1

    I love the gay ending because the mom supports you and you start sating a scientist dude like omfg its so sweet 💗
    And the nephew really said 😋 😋

  • @benja1378
    @benja1378 2 роки тому +24

    3:32 Literally sexally assaulting someone: "So far we have done nothing that will hurt anybody"

  • @keytwitchyPhD
    @keytwitchyPhD 10 місяців тому +5

    0:52 "By analizing your behavior, it helps us to know the person's true character."
    sus

  • @L0v3B1t3z
    @L0v3B1t3z 2 роки тому +2

    YOOO I REMEMBER JAY FROM THE KUBZ SCOUT PLAYING THIS

  • @ParallelSyntax
    @ParallelSyntax 10 місяців тому +5

    02:54 - Hm that didn't age so well.

  • @jason-rw6sk
    @jason-rw6sk 9 місяців тому

    Grass, an unassuming yet astonishingly diverse botanical wonder, belongs to the sprawling family Poaceae, encompassing an astonishing array of over 12,000 species. These species span the gamut from the towering majesty of bamboo forests in Southeast Asia to the delicate tufts of alpine grasses clinging tenaciously to rocky slopes. Found on every continent except Antarctica, grasses have adapted to thrive in an astonishingly broad spectrum of climates, from the blistering heat of deserts to the frigid chill of tundra landscapes.
    Ecologically, grasses play an unparalleled role as the linchpin of terrestrial ecosystems, covering approximately 20% of the Earth’s land surface. Grasslands, savannas, prairies, and steppes are dominated by these resilient plants, forming the foundation of complex food webs and providing vital habitats for an astounding array of wildlife. From the iconic herds of grazing herbivores that roam the Serengeti to the myriad species of birds, insects, and small mammals that call temperate grasslands home, the biodiversity supported by grasslands is nothing short of staggering.
    Moreover, the influence of grass extends far beyond the realm of ecology, permeating virtually every aspect of human history, culture, and society. For millennia, grasslands have served as the cradle of agriculture, providing early human societies with fertile landscapes ideal for the cultivation of staple crops such as wheat, rice, maize, and barley. The domestication of these grass species marked a pivotal turning point in human history, enabling the transition from nomadic hunter-gatherer lifestyles to settled agricultural communities and laying the groundwork for the development of complex civilizations.
    In addition to their role as agricultural staples, grasses have been harnessed by humans for a myriad of other purposes throughout the ages. The fibrous stems of certain grass species have been woven into textiles, baskets, and rope, while the sturdy blades of others have been used for thatching roofs, constructing shelters, and fashioning tools and implements. Grasslands have inspired artists, poets, and musicians across cultures and centuries, serving as a timeless symbol of the natural world’s beauty, resilience, and majesty.
    In the modern era, the significance of grass extends into realms as diverse as environmental conservation, climate change mitigation, and sustainable land management. Grasslands sequester vast amounts of carbon, helping to mitigate the impacts of climate change, while their preservation is essential for safeguarding biodiversity and maintaining ecosystem services vital to human well-being. Moreover, the sustainable management of grasslands is increasingly recognized as a critical component of efforts to promote food security, alleviate poverty, and foster resilient, equitable societies.
    In summary, grass is far more than just a humble plant; it is a cornerstone of the natural world, a testament to the power of adaptation and resilience, and a source of inspiration, sustenance, and beauty for countless generations of humans and wildlife alike. As we navigate the challenges of the 21st century and beyond, the importance of safeguarding and cherishing our grasslands has never been clearer, for they are not merely landscapes but living legacies of our shared history and heritage.

  • @piloiscool
    @piloiscool 2 роки тому +3

    5:04 is me

  • @valataroz
    @valataroz 2 роки тому +2

    The nephew getting arrested was funny

  • @BasicRock123
    @BasicRock123 2 роки тому +3

    Please speedrun
    Little Alchemy 1 or 2

  • @fatalcrabnow29
    @fatalcrabnow29 2 роки тому +1

    Speedrunning stickman hook next. Me and my friends were messing around on it and found out that you could beat multiple levels by spinning really fast and then just flying over the obstacles

  • @jasonaveggio7792
    @jasonaveggio7792 2 роки тому +3

    If you think of it he was only 6 seconds off the world record and if he didn’t grab that nuke at the end and did it just a little more efficiently then he could have gotten the world record

  • @Space1461
    @Space1461 2 роки тому +2

    "and you know what let's beat up this couple" a train would approve of that

  • @neocat7776
    @neocat7776 2 роки тому +3

    Nice.

  • @ghostywill4063
    @ghostywill4063 10 місяців тому +5

    6:05 my dumbass brain thinking he meant the female dog X-X

  • @smtoonworld
    @smtoonworld 2 роки тому +1

    *This is the most accurate game to real life tbh*

  • @nudlaryt7921
    @nudlaryt7921 Рік тому +5

    anyone else noticing how long the video is???

  • @onyxperaza8961
    @onyxperaza8961 2 роки тому +2

    Bro this game brings so many memories

  • @Uranyus36
    @Uranyus36 2 роки тому +3

    Cool run! just curious, what's the use of picking up the nuclear receiver in the last ending (kill everyone ending)? seems no use at all and wasted some time

    • @jeremyvancoillie7417
      @jeremyvancoillie7417 2 роки тому +3

      it doesnt really matter since u still have to wait the full 60 seconds

    • @Uranyus36
      @Uranyus36 2 роки тому

      @@jeremyvancoillie7417 oh you're right. i didn't think of that

  • @heyiamtalkinoverhere
    @heyiamtalkinoverhere 2 роки тому +2

    this is a video in the history of videos

  • @yomama9535
    @yomama9535 9 місяців тому +2

    did anyone else notice when your out of full screen the sub button lights up when he says we should sub ? 4:25

  • @rileyminute6978
    @rileyminute6978 6 місяців тому +1

    "We can kiss that kid"- eazyspeezy 2022

  • @Sylvia_Corvidev
    @Sylvia_Corvidev Рік тому +8

    "Then we can kiss that kid, take his bat, and take the nuclear reactor just like normal" - EasySpeezy, 2022

  • @Beleanoriana
    @Beleanoriana Рік тому +1

    Whatever you do the nephew will always want to be just like you, the nephew is gullible

  • @kalimatronix
    @kalimatronix Рік тому +3

    Game starts. Protagonist takes 100 Stress Damage.
    *Protagonist's Resolve is tested*
    1st ending: *Masochistic* "Those who covet injury find it in no short supply."
    2nd ending: *Selfish* "Self-preservation is paramount - at any cost!"
    3rd ending: *Courageous* "A moment of valor shines brightest against a backdrop of despair."
    4th ending: *Stalwart* "Many fall in the face of chaos; but not this one, not today."
    5th ending: *Hopeless* "There can be no hope in this hell, no hope at all."
    6th ending: *Irrational* "Reeling, gasping, taken over the edge into madness!"
    7th ending: *Powerful* "Anger is power - unleash it!" (This one is actually about that slap at 6:14)
    8th ending: *Paranoid* "The walls close in, the shadows whisper of conspiracy!"
    9th ending: *Abusive* "Frustration and fury, more destructive than a hundred cannons."

  • @cnarfrat1911
    @cnarfrat1911 11 місяців тому

    your videos help me sleep a lot!

  • @Rip_vekks
    @Rip_vekks 2 роки тому +6

    Keep up the work

  • @ItzMeKxvinn
    @ItzMeKxvinn 9 місяців тому

    i love the duration of the video

  • @Haymaker228
    @Haymaker228 2 роки тому +4

    What's up eazy haven't watched you in a while this better be good