Honest Government Ad | Visit the UK! 🇬🇧

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  • The British Government has made a tourism ad ahead of the 2024 election, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.
    👉 Tactical voting: stopthetories....
    (Sorry about the typo in the video) 🙃🤦‍♀️
    👉 Ways to help us keep Governments honest:
    🔹 Become a Patron: / thejuicemedia
    🔹 Tip us: www.paypal.me/...
    🔹 Other ways: www.thejuiceme...
    👉 PG (Bleeped) VERSION: • (PG VERSION) Honest Go...
    👉 MERCH: shop.thejuicem...
    👉 CREDITS
    🔹 Produced by Patrons of The Juice Media
    🔹 Written by Giordano and Dbot for The Juice Media
    🔹 Performed by Ellen Burbidge: / ellenburbidge
    🔹 Calculator animation by Brent: / yahtzio
    🔹 Research assistance by Dbot, Scott, Adso and Chris
    🔹 London drone footage by Milo Kaye (CC): • Stunning Views of Towe...
    🔹 UK countryside drone footage by Videvo (CC): www.videvo.net...
    🔹 “Haunted Dickensian lamppost” borrowed from Larry & Paul: / @larryandpaul
    🔹 Music by TwoMountains: audiojungle.ne...
    🔹 Outro music: Mozart x Eric Parsons: • Mozart Sample Beat

КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @thejuicemedia
    @thejuicemedia  8 місяців тому +3644

    This one's for all our friends in 🇬🇧💛
    And since they have an election coming soon (it can't come soon enough tbh) I thought we'd lend a hand by reminding UK voters of some of the bullshit to expect as the election nears... and about tactical voting. It's pretty lame that UK voters have to resort to "tactical voting" - it makes me appreciate all the more the (much fairer) preferential voting system we have here in Australia, where you can actually vote for the candidate you like, without "wasting" your vote. But in lieu of such a system in the UK, I thought I'd use this HGA to remind voters there of the need to vote tactically to circumvent their munted FPTP voting system. So if you have friends and family who vote in the UK (preferably ones who don't mind some swearing) please share this HGA with them.
    👉stopthetories.vote

    • @Timlagor
      @Timlagor 8 місяців тому +14

      That site isn't any good

    • @OutsiderLabs
      @OutsiderLabs 8 місяців тому +22

      Lol, you made a typo in the video with the address. tactivalvote

    • @emceeboogieboots1608
      @emceeboogieboots1608 8 місяців тому +5

      So the V in the middle was an error? I thought the domain must have been taken
      And is this a movement that will get to work in other nations?
      It's worth having a look, even as an Aussie with an election to come in another year or so I think

    • @SammiCPC79
      @SammiCPC79 8 місяців тому +43

      Means a lot to have your solidarity thanks so much.
      Annoyingly the tactical choice where I live is shitlite. It really grates giving a tactical vote to them, when they've spent the last 4 years calling me an antisemite, telling me I'm not welcome, and that if I don't fawn over the dear leader and his approach with not a shred of dissent then there's the door, not to mention a load of pathetic sophist mental gymnastery over calling for a ceasefire in Gaza, a shadow health minister that wants to increase privatisation of the NHS, a shadow chancellor who wants to double down on tory austerity and is on record saying she wants to be tougher than the tories on benefits...
      do I really have to vote for this bunch of miscreants?

    • @martinjameshedley
      @martinjameshedley 8 місяців тому +35

      Ha ha I'm one of your Patrons and you've pictured my seaside home town of Weymouth, Dorset and a local derogatory term for tourists, "Grockles" Although Weymouth as a whole is a very friendly but underfunded, rundown and subservient to London and central government. Thank you and well done on an accurate and concise description of the disintegration of the UK. 👋🤣🥰

  • @mythical5311
    @mythical5311 8 місяців тому +3968

    "With a government like this, who needs terrorists?" That hit hard...

    • @helloworld441
      @helloworld441 7 місяців тому

      The western govt are the terrorists😭

    • @J43RH
      @J43RH 7 місяців тому +47

      Fr. So so true. Your comment should get pinned. Feels like an actual takeaway from this vid

    • @tamsheikh
      @tamsheikh 7 місяців тому

      They are the terrorists and have always been the terrorists of you can’t see that then you have no idea what’s going on.

    • @NeyamStar
      @NeyamStar 7 місяців тому +11

      Ikr😊

    • @CrackpotCreations
      @CrackpotCreations 7 місяців тому

      The gov't does, otherwise people would realize all these "counter terrorism" laws are actually intended to punish civil unrest, particularly damage to corporate property...

  • @TheBezaleel
    @TheBezaleel 8 місяців тому +8113

    As a 63 year old Brit, I stand behind this history programme.

    • @Tony11806
      @Tony11806 8 місяців тому +156

      As as 63 year old British person myself I confirm what you say.

    • @cadejust6777
      @cadejust6777 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Tony11806
      Oh 😧😮😯 Please 🥺 This Is Such Leftist Bullshit 💩 And What Does Andrew Tate Have Anything To Do With This Stuff Anyway?.

    • @532bluepeter1
      @532bluepeter1 8 місяців тому +83

      @@Tony11806As a 55 year old it has been desperate for my entire lifetime taking a serious nose dive when I was 11.

    • @hybridepigenes
      @hybridepigenes 8 місяців тому +57

      As a 63 year old half brit I do too😊

    • @preethamj2385
      @preethamj2385 8 місяців тому

      As 74 year old brit, I hate your comment

  • @SamJonesMediaHUD
    @SamJonesMediaHUD 4 місяці тому +762

    As a proud British man I'm furious how you have the nerve to make a video so accurate

    • @marionkennedy9651
      @marionkennedy9651 4 місяці тому +20

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @artistsanomalous7369
      @artistsanomalous7369 4 місяці тому

      If it's such a horrible country, why does everyone want to come and live here? And what's wrong with wanting to send immigrants back to their own countries? Are brown people's countries shitholes, or something?

    • @BadgerBreath-rz1np
      @BadgerBreath-rz1np Місяць тому +1

      Perfect post😂

    • @Sofa2334
      @Sofa2334 20 днів тому

      😂

    • @pacochawa2746
      @pacochawa2746 15 днів тому

      As an illegal american brown person I am horrified they didnt outsource the "bulls eye guy" everyone know brown labour hits the target for cheaper than any whiteboy....

  • @JimiVexTV
    @JimiVexTV 5 місяців тому +575

    "This haunted Dickensian lamp-post" is the best descriptor of anyone I've ever known.

    • @alexverdigris9939
      @alexverdigris9939 4 місяці тому +6

      A good description of Britain as a whole.

    • @joecolman1968
      @joecolman1968 4 місяці тому +7

      I once heard him described as a 'haunted Victorian hat stand.'

    • @aclark903
      @aclark903 2 місяці тому

      She’s not worthy to clean his shoes with her tears.

    • @joecolman1968
      @joecolman1968 2 місяці тому +4

      @@aclark903 she wouldn't need to. He'll have a butler on minimum wage to do it for him

    • @aclark903
      @aclark903 2 місяці тому

      @@joecolman1968 I don’t know where you get your #butlers, Joe, but usually they are on way more than minimum wage…

  • @pacocheung1864
    @pacocheung1864 8 місяців тому +3267

    As someone living in Norwich, hearing about a failing transport system is very interesting.
    I didn’t know we had any transport systems

    • @charlielynes
      @charlielynes 8 місяців тому +84

      How does your sister-wife get to work?
      🤔

    • @RadicalAntifa
      @RadicalAntifa 8 місяців тому +135

      ​@@charlielynesprolly on a children's cycle like you lmao

    • @charlielynes
      @charlielynes 8 місяців тому +8

      @@RadicalAntifa
      Ah, the yokel dialect appears... how very rural.
      🤦‍♂️

    • @532bluepeter1
      @532bluepeter1 8 місяців тому +28

      I sympathise.
      It is hard to judge who is more derided by many English people , the Welsh or Norfolk.
      All thoroughly sad.

    • @williamthompson2591
      @williamthompson2591 8 місяців тому +11

      Imagine living in a city eh only public transport here is walking and an occasional village tour bus

  • @TheOneAndOnlyCatfish.
    @TheOneAndOnlyCatfish. 8 місяців тому +2398

    That calculator gag never gets old

    • @yt.personal.identification
      @yt.personal.identification 8 місяців тому +158

      Slovenia caught a stray with that one.

    • @deepmedsing9961
      @deepmedsing9961 8 місяців тому

      @@yt.personal.identificationyup…I was expecting fuckall

    • @arnezbridges93
      @arnezbridges93 8 місяців тому +50

      ​. Slovania at least has the excuse of being wartorn and land locked.

    • @chrismoule7328
      @chrismoule7328 8 місяців тому +57

      ​@@arnezbridges93I live pretty much slap-bang in the middle of Britain and from where I'm sitting Slovenia is looking rather appealing!

    • @Yomanchamcru
      @Yomanchamcru 8 місяців тому +36

      In pure fairness, I reckon Slovenia have overtaken us at this stage of things...

  • @rickparkinmoto
    @rickparkinmoto 6 місяців тому +184

    14 years perfectly decanted into 3 and a half minutes. The Juice Media never fails to deliver.

    • @kilerscn
      @kilerscn 4 місяці тому +4

      Technically it's further back that 14 years as she said Labour was conservatives light, which was what New Labour was from 97-2010.

  • @chrislom5288
    @chrislom5288 5 місяців тому +81

    The writing here is top notch but this lady's casually foul-mouthed delivery is chef's-kiss superb.

    • @tonyduncan9852
      @tonyduncan9852 Місяць тому

      Matchless. Sets my juices stirring, and I'm 80.

    • @universe1879
      @universe1879 5 днів тому

      She’s Australian, swearing is second nature lul

  • @eafluv853
    @eafluv853 7 місяців тому +901

    “With a government like this, who needs terrorists?”
    This made me giggle and also sent a shiver down my spine

    • @franklinblunt69
      @franklinblunt69 7 місяців тому

      The situation in USA else ScAmerika, banality of evil indulge outright evil that willfully commit civil, criminal, & human rights violations with atrocity then fraud, coverup, obfuscate, obstruct, reprisal, & retaliate.

    • @ahmedzihanrasheed4184
      @ahmedzihanrasheed4184 7 місяців тому +1

      Hmmm...now university in England seems like it will be a few years of depression to say the least

    • @catherinebirch2399
      @catherinebirch2399 6 місяців тому

      I thought that the present government were terrorists.

    • @kristjanpeil
      @kristjanpeil 5 місяців тому +1

      yeah it's like my: "with gun proliferation, we won't need the abortion debate" (here in the estonia, the top reason for child death is suicide, in the US, it's gun violence)

  • @vulcan4d
    @vulcan4d 8 місяців тому +2195

    100% accurate. "With a government like this, who needs terrorists".......priceless.

    • @randomsimpsonsquotes6033
      @randomsimpsonsquotes6033 8 місяців тому +41

      Lucky us, we have both😂

    • @stuartd9741
      @stuartd9741 8 місяців тому

      The word terrorist is very subjective..
      Remember canadian PM Trudeau called the protesting truckers terrorists? And seized their bank accounts?
      Which he later retracted once ol' poots invaded the 'Kraine

    • @John.0z
      @John.0z 8 місяців тому +17

      And it applies in so many other notional democracies.

    • @GreaPoiu
      @GreaPoiu 8 місяців тому

      Everywhere really democracies pseudo-democracies​ dictatorships autocracies worldwide the middle-class is getting shafted
      @@John.0z

    • @xulture
      @xulture 8 місяців тому +11

      @@John.0zof course it does.. same here in NZ

  • @the4cs744
    @the4cs744 4 місяці тому +48

    Lately, the idea of leaving the UK has become a serious consideration for me. After stumbling upon a humorous yet brutally honest video, I've become absolutely certain that I want out. I'm utterly tired of feeling like a slave to government debt. It seems like every day, we're inching closer to resembling the United States in terms of governance, with power and wealth concentrated in the hands of a select few. Instead of holding those in power accountable, the public is stuck in a cycle of blaming each other. As a Brit, I'm well aware of the myriad problems we face and how badly we've been let down, but seeing them presented so succinctly was overwhelming. It's made me realize just how exhausted I am with our government. The video was fantastic, and I appreciate it for shedding light on the chaos we're facing.

    • @emilieduncan7917
      @emilieduncan7917 4 місяці тому +3

      And because of this same governments decisions leaving to live in a neighbouring country is now much much harder 😢

    • @mike9347
      @mike9347 2 місяці тому +5

      We're probably at the same level in Australia mate, so I wouldn't come here. Migrate to Western Samoa.

    • @Samsara_is_dukkha
      @Samsara_is_dukkha 2 місяці тому +2

      I have a condo to rent in Chiang Mai, Thailand... We welcome British economic refugees.

    • @tonyduncan9852
      @tonyduncan9852 Місяць тому +2

      I left 23 years ago, fearing that the next year would kill me. I'm still here (shan't say where), happy, healthy, living in utilitarian comfort, and ready for anything - except the F-UK-U..

    • @LupaMoon-008
      @LupaMoon-008 Місяць тому

      ​@@tonyduncan9852... probably in Russia, isn't it?

  • @TheGamersState
    @TheGamersState 5 місяців тому +75

    British Man here; This is 100% accurate.

  • @Vianyte
    @Vianyte 8 місяців тому +2483

    This isn't a joke. This is real. This is what the situation in the UK is right now.

    • @Devin7Eleven
      @Devin7Eleven 8 місяців тому +45

      Just hand over the country to Saudi Arabia. Thats what you guys apparently want to be now. Doesn’t look much different anyway besides being more green.

    • @sophiepooks2174
      @sophiepooks2174 8 місяців тому

      Both parties are scumbags, UK is a lost cause, becoming more far right, like the rest of Europe, next step authoritarian extremist Islamic/ Christio-fascist dictatorship, or anarchy as sang about by Mr Lydon in 1977.😂

    • @user-mu9nv4rl4o
      @user-mu9nv4rl4o 8 місяців тому

      Like it's functioning any different than Saudi arabia,
      feel so bad for you, your educating is similar to those saudi kids @@Devin7Eleven

    • @LB-jw3ly
      @LB-jw3ly 8 місяців тому

      As someone who lives in the US I don’t feel sorry for you. Try having past wannabe dictator president who tries to sell you out to the Russians and a current human vegetable who thinks it’s 1963.

    • @kiedisboughen5318
      @kiedisboughen5318 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Devin7Eleventhat's what the tory bastards want

  • @makamakolee5284
    @makamakolee5284 8 місяців тому +836

    "With a government like this, who needs terrorists?" This is the sweetest sound I've heard this year!

    • @bremeartic8650
      @bremeartic8650 8 місяців тому +30

      Resonates in US too, lol

    • @Bookhermit
      @Bookhermit 8 місяців тому +11

      They may not need terrorists, but they sure are allowing plenty to come in....

    • @ziad_jkhan
      @ziad_jkhan 8 місяців тому

      @@Bookhermit Terrorists and the government are just two horns of the same bull. That's what the message is about. Divide and conquer.
      Crazy how despite all that's been exposed some people are unable to get it.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 8 місяців тому +9

      @@bremeartic8650 resonates in the entire world

    • @dandavidson4717
      @dandavidson4717 8 місяців тому +47

      ⁠@@BookhermitI’m assuming that’s you being xenophobic about immigration? Perhaps you should watch the video again - take particular note about the part where it explains the government policy on distractions.
      TLDR; Immigration is not the problem, it’s the distraction.
      If only we had a government that attempted to solve our problems instead of blaming everyone else.

  • @mike9347
    @mike9347 2 місяці тому +19

    " All with the help of a media that is owned by a handful of cun, i mean companies" 😅😂🤣

  • @DotepenecPL
    @DotepenecPL 6 місяців тому +191

    "Slovenia" when I expected "fuck all" is the best thing I have heard in weeks.
    Greetings from Croatia. ;D

    • @seandavie3672
      @seandavie3672 4 місяці тому +6

      I actually aspire to live in the Balkans to try to retreat from a similar shit show here in Australia.

    • @DotepenecPL
      @DotepenecPL 4 місяці тому +3

      @@seandavie3672 Don't.

    • @seandavie3672
      @seandavie3672 4 місяці тому

      @@DotepenecPL why?

    • @getsideways7257
      @getsideways7257 4 місяці тому +5

      @@seandavie3672 It probably hasn't occurred to you just yet, but there is essentially no place on this Earth where you could escape similar shit shows. It's quite possible that Elon Musk so aspires moving to Mars exactly because of this (and possibly becoming an author of a shit show of his own)

    • @mobileletsplays4660
      @mobileletsplays4660 4 місяці тому +2

      @@seandavie3672 You won the birth lottery, what are you talking about?

  • @harryc8415
    @harryc8415 8 місяців тому +1023

    As a FUKU citizen in the Scottish part this was not only very entertaining but also incredibly accurate.

    • @ecoterrorist1402
      @ecoterrorist1402 8 місяців тому +28

      let's have one on the SNP, enough there for multiple episodes.

    • @MichaelRowe-cv3oq
      @MichaelRowe-cv3oq 8 місяців тому +11

      You obviously mean Scotland-the largest county in England-and don`t you forget it.

    • @taekwanlew
      @taekwanlew 8 місяців тому

      Really? You start @@ecoterrorist1402 and please use evidence, evidence the police don't even have. Scotland has so many wan kers like you who wished they were English it's sickening. And no I am not a member of the SNP and have never voted for them. Just sick of c unts like you

    • @davelocktalk
      @davelocktalk 8 місяців тому

      ​@ecoterrorist1402 Westminster scum has cost you far more than the snp at least people that vote snp are patriots! What are you?

    • @davelocktalk
      @davelocktalk 8 місяців тому +24

      ​@MichaelRowe-cv3oq thanks for helping scottish independence.

  • @marksaunders1565
    @marksaunders1565 8 місяців тому +1139

    As a UK citizen I fully support this message

    • @TehJumpingJawa
      @TehJumpingJawa 8 місяців тому +9

      *serf

    • @532bluepeter1
      @532bluepeter1 8 місяців тому +25

      @@TehJumpingJawaYup. That's most of us.
      Thank you Margaret Thatcher and your 'Victorian values' returning us to the world of Charles Dickens.

    • @Ioganstone
      @Ioganstone 8 місяців тому +3

      I was skeptical towards the basement dweller US manchild being led anew to the UK's greenery and open expanses in the Baby Steps videogame, couldn't get past it

    • @yakotako717
      @yakotako717 8 місяців тому

      So it's ok to call a Hindu a "F*ckPig"? Ok, rasist.

    • @ProleDaddy
      @ProleDaddy 8 місяців тому +4

      As a US citizen, I also endorse this message.

  • @stepanpytlik4021
    @stepanpytlik4021 5 місяців тому +213

    HOW DARE YOU INSULT SLOVENIA!

    • @gryphc3860
      @gryphc3860 5 місяців тому +12

      😂

    • @RoxerArgUk29
      @RoxerArgUk29 4 місяці тому +22

      Don't take it personal Slovenia please. It was more of a comparison rather than an insult. You know our tiny island, it's always grey, rainy and miserable and we people are the same just like the weather and sometimes we don't realise we are actually insulting a country, a continent or the whole world because our education gets poorer and poorer just like the economy! But don't worry Slovenia, we also insult ourselves between our 4 nations. We voted for Brexit!!!

    • @Wewantourcountryback749
      @Wewantourcountryback749 3 місяці тому +3

      😂😂😂😅😅

    • @Mabaws-ju9wp
      @Mabaws-ju9wp 2 місяці тому +2

      Ljublana is Part of Our Republic Jugoslavija

    • @Rave_07
      @Rave_07 2 місяці тому +1

      Least nationalist slovenian kid.

  • @PhilJonesIII
    @PhilJonesIII 5 місяців тому +31

    I left the UK nearly 30 years ago. Looks like it was the right thing to do.

    • @edwardnoble9897
      @edwardnoble9897 5 місяців тому +1

      I left 7 years ago (you can prob guess why) and although part of me would love to go back, this video is 100% accurate. I have survivors guilt about all the people I left behind.

    • @user-ht1jg4qz3h
      @user-ht1jg4qz3h 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@edwardnoble9897dont be man, im in same situation here in s.e asia, be happy and thankful u abandoned the nelson ship instead, better somebody survives than nobody....🛩️🛩️⛵⛵⛵

    • @Samsara_is_dukkha
      @Samsara_is_dukkha 2 місяці тому

      @@user-ht1jg4qz3h Where are you in SE Asia? I left the UK in 2002 and live in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

    • @tayetrotman
      @tayetrotman 2 місяці тому +1

      Oh 100%. Of course, none of us could afford to leave anymore

    • @tonyduncan9852
      @tonyduncan9852 Місяць тому +1

      23 years ago. The best decision I ever made. 😎

  • @huwguyver4208
    @huwguyver4208 8 місяців тому +632

    People from all over the world asking Juice Media to do an Honest Government Ad for their home country. Love it!

    • @thejuicemedia
      @thejuicemedia  8 місяців тому +178

      We have a lot of work to do

    • @dom9882
      @dom9882 8 місяців тому +12

      @@thejuicemediaare you hiring? 😊

    • @adzz8012
      @adzz8012 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@thejuicemedia I'm doing my part, 'want to know more?' You guys get smashed doing Aussie politics/media shitshows, but you can hear the world wide fans.. you would get censored in so many countries it would be awesome. 😂😂❤ honestly I love what you do for us lowly common folk that make up the majority here and spell it out with 🖍 (crayons) the fact anyone not earning over 2 million a year would vote anything else is beyond me.. so many embarrassed millionaires in waiting apparently.. lol

    • @kristophxr79
      @kristophxr79 8 місяців тому +11

      ​@@thejuicemediaPlease do Trinidad & Tobago. It's so crazy and corrupt here, you'd have a field-day with research.
      And of course the entire Caribbean will flood your video with a lot of support

    • @Twinfire
      @Twinfire 8 місяців тому +16

      ​@@thejuicemedia This is what good journalism is about, shining the light on the issues the pollies want kept in the dark, Funny AF and Scalpel sharp accuracy

  • @tdb7992
    @tdb7992 8 місяців тому +1715

    Australians do offensive humour and swearing so brilliantly, it’s like an art form. Brilliant knowledge of the UK’s domestic politics too.

    • @PerspectiveEngineer
      @PerspectiveEngineer 8 місяців тому +13

      And the fuck good too!

    • @bewarethegwen
      @bewarethegwen 8 місяців тому +18

      That's a british accent

    • @tdb7992
      @tdb7992 8 місяців тому +59

      @@bewarethegwen this channel is Australian. They’re just putting on a British accent for this episode.

    • @bewarethegwen
      @bewarethegwen 8 місяців тому +26

      Sure fooled me pretty much nailed modern day uk.

    • @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj
      @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj 8 місяців тому

      Repeating the retarded lefty bullshit that lefties in other countries say isn’t hard

  • @Bristlefrost1
    @Bristlefrost1 Місяць тому +6

    0:13 This government ad seems to have worked since the haunted Dickensian lamp-post has just lost his seat to Labour

  • @FinDan07
    @FinDan07 Місяць тому +5

    Imagine telling someone from Britain in 1924 what their ”glorious” empire would be like a century from now

  • @unknownuser9212
    @unknownuser9212 8 місяців тому +476

    Thank you so much for doing another British one. Our country is screwed, and it's honestly such a relief to hear other people outside the UK take notice. I cannot express just how grateful I am to you guys.

    • @robinwalsh9542
      @robinwalsh9542 8 місяців тому

      People from outside the UK have been taking notice for many years as regards to how you tried to screw the rest of the world, and now you are paying for your faults, it's called karma.

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial 8 місяців тому +8

      It's screwed as long as we don't have preferential voting and an elected HoL. It's quite difficult change things for the better with FPTP.

    • @gaboshkaboi6885
      @gaboshkaboi6885 8 місяців тому +1

      Why do care if people outside the UK take notice that the UK politicians suck. We, outside the UK have no voting right in the UK, so I fail to see how is taking notice changes anything

    • @omnipotentpumpkin9755
      @omnipotentpumpkin9755 8 місяців тому +5

      I had someone ask me two days ago "why did you leave the U.K isn't it suppose to be really nice" and my first thought was damn Commonwealth propaganda really is poisonously effective.

    • @unknownman5090
      @unknownman5090 8 місяців тому +4

      Eh, technically all country are screwed.

  • @Malaluna_
    @Malaluna_ 7 місяців тому +555

    I wish someone would broadcast this on national TV. Like why we are not rioting boggles my mind.

    • @jodieredgap5475
      @jodieredgap5475 7 місяців тому +9

      Honestly Same just seem like letting them walk all over us

    • @jameseden9380
      @jameseden9380 7 місяців тому +36

      They made rioting (protest) illegal, so i cant even leave my house without getting arrested or impregnated by a policeman. (I may or may not know if he is a policeman) were so fucked

    • @Malaluna_
      @Malaluna_ 7 місяців тому +4

      @@jameseden9380 Should have been a Muslim.

    • @J2thL20s
      @J2thL20s 7 місяців тому

      Because the British like "taking it on the chin"....Lockdown was all about how much they could push us and apparently they can so, as long as the tories are in its only ever going to get worse because they've realised that we're the opposite of the French

    • @chrism2279
      @chrism2279 7 місяців тому +6

      Too much swearing for UK TV 🤣

  • @user-um2tx1yp4t
    @user-um2tx1yp4t 4 місяці тому +8

    The only truthful uk tourism ad ive seen

  • @frfoljek68
    @frfoljek68 7 місяців тому +10

    As a Slovenian I must say… what the hell was that coat of arms on what is supposed to be our flag?!

    • @marin8141
      @marin8141 2 місяці тому

      Can't tell
      Looks like a V
      Couple of possibilities i know off
      Could be the coat of arms of a fictional socialist nation of Arstotzka from "Papers please"
      Or
      It could be the coat of arms from the Totalitarian Theocracy in the Handmaid's tale called Republic of Gilead

    • @novacentorium4943
      @novacentorium4943 Місяць тому

      @@marin8141flag of the Slovene Home Guard, a nazi paramilitary group that operated at the end of WW2
      idk how they fucked that up but yeah..

  • @flangeclamp4239
    @flangeclamp4239 8 місяців тому +300

    Born-on-a-certain-side-of-a-line-drawn-on-a-map type here, "With a Government like this, who needs terrorists?" is the most accurate statement regarding the Cuntservatory Party I've seen this week. Thanks Juice.

    • @kanedNunable
      @kanedNunable 8 місяців тому

      they killed brits at a rate quicker than hitler managed. crazy really. in 10 years they killed twice as many brits as hitler did.

    • @KonigJindiao
      @KonigJindiao 8 місяців тому +7

      I just gave up trying to stop laughing because I was I'm a busy place when I heard that..

  • @callmebongos
    @callmebongos 8 місяців тому +909

    Y'all should do one on Greece.
    Greek PM has had SO MANY scandals like hacking and arresting journalists criticising the Greek government

    • @sababaratashvili8629
      @sababaratashvili8629 8 місяців тому

      Nah, vast majority of UK and the West problems comes from migration and "progressive" agendas so fuk these guys too. Even Tori are bad because they are basically infiltrated by same "progressive" scum.

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 8 місяців тому +50

      There was a time when Greece was a top tier country. Then again, the same could be said about Egypt, China, Babylon, Persia, Rome, etc.

    • @blede8649
      @blede8649 8 місяців тому +57

      ​​@@reubenmanzo2054Rome has only ever been a top tier country when it was the ONLY country. It's always been an hyper-unequal, hypermilitarised clown car (does this remind you of anything ?).

    • @andrewthomas695
      @andrewthomas695 8 місяців тому +14

      ​@@reubenmanzo2054All great nations crumble from within.

    • @callmebongos
      @callmebongos 8 місяців тому +3

      @@reubenmanzo2054 Yeah it's really gone down the drain in recent years. Finances are going up but individual freedoms are going down.

  • @Everthus4
    @Everthus4 5 місяців тому +73

    I remember when i met guy from London in new years eve in Poland, Cracow. He said it is new thing for him, no police sirens, no shootings, not even explosions, gangs, violence. Just peacefull celebration (and heavy drinking). I've never been in London. Now i dont want to. It sounded really scary.

    • @boggart1062
      @boggart1062 5 місяців тому +13

      London is the city with the largest wealth disparity in the country, alongside oligarchs and saudi princes you've got households scraping by on less than half minimum wage.

    • @grapeyard1778
      @grapeyard1778 5 місяців тому +3

      I was in Londen for a few days back in 2018 or 2019, can't remember exactly. Didn't feel very unsafe but I also don't think you're missing out on much if you don't visit.

    • @robfereday4753
      @robfereday4753 4 місяці тому

      You have just made the BEST decision EVER to give London a miss ! 😅

    • @zenniegaming9608
      @zenniegaming9608 4 місяці тому +14

      Hello there, Slovak living in the UK. I've spent few years in London, in a not-very-posh-but-also-not-very-poor type of area. I haven't seen or heard any explosions or shootings. I've seen a group of guys kicking some guy once (which is about the same I've seen in Prague when I lived there), and I've seen few drops of blood on the street once. English people tend to heavily exaggerate problems in the UK, it's a form of displaying their wit, I think. All European countries do that, including Poland or Slovakia, but English specifically are masters of it.
      London is a beautiful place with many colourful areas and historical monuments and it would be a shame to miss it just because you think it's worse than Afghanistan or Honduras. Yes, I would say it is less safe than Krakow, or Prague, or Bratislava, but traveling is about getting out of your comfort zone.
      With that said, if you decide to visit the UK, I suggest to not stay just in London and travel also to some other beautiful locations (try some charming villages in Cotsworlds, or maybe Edinburgh, Chester, York, natural beauty like Lake District or Scottish Highlands, or even that wonderful train from Fort William to Mallaig)

    • @pocaluneksmierci
      @pocaluneksmierci 4 місяці тому

      Mieszkam w Londynie od prawie 20 lat i nie jest aż tak źle jak opisują ale video powyżej pięknie opisuje UK rząd 👌 pozdro

  • @doggieclaude
    @doggieclaude 5 місяців тому +10

    As a British citizen, I support this message

  • @chrise202
    @chrise202 8 місяців тому +159

    "With a government like this who needs terrorists?" Lmao so true

  • @shybard
    @shybard 8 місяців тому +283

    People from the UK commenting about how accurate this is has me worried for people in the UK.

    • @kimwarburton8490
      @kimwarburton8490 8 місяців тому +36

      honestly, hearing it all like this in one fell swoop vrs being ground down bit by bit has made me feel kinda depressed and wishing i could leave uk.

    • @bigtony4829
      @bigtony4829 8 місяців тому +22

      Every country has the same issues it's just we Brits laugh at ourselves and the mess we are in ....
      We are clever enough to see we are screwed but not clever enough to actually fix the problems

    • @ubitubee
      @ubitubee 8 місяців тому +5

      @@bigtony4829by every country, nowadays we mean Eastern Europe, not Germany or Netherlands

    • @ChemicalWool
      @ChemicalWool 8 місяців тому +31

      Every day we are becoming more like the United States in terms of how we are governed and how the power and wealth sits in the hands of a small few. The public just sits around blaming one another rather than blaming those with the power and wealth.

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah 8 місяців тому

      The main thing is that the Tory Scum Lite really are the only alternative the UK has. It's one shade of shit versus another.

  • @ZobbleStone
    @ZobbleStone 7 місяців тому +9

    Embodies our government perfectly and describes both options exactly.

  • @RobertDaGunner
    @RobertDaGunner Місяць тому +4

    Tommorow could decide the UK

  • @damightyshabba439
    @damightyshabba439 8 місяців тому +501

    Sorry to double post but that line "With a government like this - Who needs terrorists?".... that deserves special attention. What a classic line.... Who ever wrote that - VERY well done.

    • @bananadave
      @bananadave 8 місяців тому +2

      Agreed.

    • @stuartread9512
      @stuartread9512 8 місяців тому +11

      Actually the government does - good as both a scapegoat and for fearmongering.

    • @gbonkers666
      @gbonkers666 8 місяців тому +1

      unfortunately, it kind of happening here in America too.

    • @pawelzielinski1398
      @pawelzielinski1398 8 місяців тому

      @@gbonkers666 I feel like I am living in the final years of the Weimar republic. Everyday there is a new NSDAP rally where the Führer gives his flamboyant speeches, and the followers are chanting.

    • @brendandennis5868
      @brendandennis5868 8 місяців тому +2

      It needs to be painted on a bus

  • @EbbingCrescentMusic
    @EbbingCrescentMusic 8 місяців тому +259

    As a Brit, while I'm so well aware of all the problems we have and just how screwed we've been, having them laid out like that in such rapid succession was honestly overwhelming; I don't think I've realised just how burnt out I've become with our Government. Fantastic video! And thank you for shining a light on the absolute train wreck here. 😁

    • @braxxian
      @braxxian 8 місяців тому

      Perhaps the people of the UK should wake the f#$k up then and stop voting them back in. You get the Government you deserve.

  • @nishilkakaya4068
    @nishilkakaya4068 7 місяців тому +8

    I randomly found this and I more than 100% agree with you I got screwed when then Grade boundaries for the GCSE'S were increased higher and I was still affected by Covid

  • @DeeCourtney3
    @DeeCourtney3 23 дні тому +2

    Now all we need is an Honest Government Ad about Ireland, the place has turned into a proper shitshow!

  • @Bob.Jenkins
    @Bob.Jenkins 8 місяців тому +437

    A pretty concise and accurate description of the UK at the moment.

    • @PeaceDweller
      @PeaceDweller 8 місяців тому +1

      Yeah...still nobody wants to leave though do they...

    • @stevenhoward9926
      @stevenhoward9926 8 місяців тому +11

      @@PeaceDweller Brits leaving by the thousands, immigrants coming in by the millions.

    • @peterbarkworth951
      @peterbarkworth951 8 місяців тому +17

      Well, those that can afford are leaving.​@@PeaceDweller

    • @PeaceDweller
      @PeaceDweller 8 місяців тому +1

      @@stevenhoward9926 So you're admitting we have migrants coming by the millions?

    • @bujin1977
      @bujin1977 8 місяців тому

      @@PeaceDwellerProbably because a bunch of thick, ignorant dickheads made it a LOT harder to leave.

  • @SIS3W3N
    @SIS3W3N 8 місяців тому +1104

    It's genuinely depressing just how many countries have their politics dominated by a truly awful party working against the people's interests and a slightly-less-awful party that is still working against the people's interests.

    • @XOXFilmStudio
      @XOXFilmStudio 8 місяців тому +116

      That's capitalism working as intended, baby!

    • @winterlightstudios4340
      @winterlightstudios4340 8 місяців тому

      Yet they still get votes... which is even more depressing -- how many people out there are so dumb that they vote AGAINST their own best interests...

    • @KerbalFacile
      @KerbalFacile 8 місяців тому +94

      It's a feature, not a bug.

    • @josephbascombe-mccarthy7789
      @josephbascombe-mccarthy7789 8 місяців тому +18

      Patch is coming 2024. Make sure you buy the labour dlc.

    • @deen2400
      @deen2400 8 місяців тому +15

      @XOXFilmStudio I wouldn’t call it capitalism in the monetary sense but I guess it could be called that in the sense that people will pick the power group, manipulate power groups, or even create power groups. I think of it like students in school voting for/in school elections. Lots of clique groups and many students don’t feel like they are really apart of the school system anyways. If there is any money involved or raised by the students; well…my personal experience is that it was used for only those that knew about it. Again why most students don’t feel like they are really apart of the school system.

  • @mattwood7919
    @mattwood7919 4 місяці тому +4

    Thought this was a spoof but soon realised it was a documentary.

  • @SARAH-wj2qj
    @SARAH-wj2qj 3 місяці тому +4

    Only just found your channel.
    Absolutely brilliant!
    💯 honest journalism
    The juice media where politicians tell the truth for once😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ahaveland
    @ahaveland 8 місяців тому +144

    This isn't an ad, it's a documentary!
    Amazing!

  • @wardenoforder5164
    @wardenoforder5164 8 місяців тому +404

    As a Brit, this is the most accurate educational skit for anyone wondering what happens in this country.

    • @wombat.6652
      @wombat.6652 8 місяців тому +1

      Yep, this Aussie was wondering.

    • @petiertje
      @petiertje 8 місяців тому +2

      The funny thing is, I live across the pond (the little one) of you and this video could well be about my country. Somehow people did act all surprised and 'insulted' when our 'cunts' got their comeuppance.
      Actually, it's not a funny thing, but still.

    • @wardenoforder5164
      @wardenoforder5164 8 місяців тому +1

      @@wombat.6652Trust me m8, as your cousin from across the waters, we really haven’t evolved much since the 1800’s lol

    • @wardenoforder5164
      @wardenoforder5164 8 місяців тому +1

      @@petiertjeYeah, I get the feeling my country is a long way off from seeing our MPs get comeuppance for any of their actions

  • @IncoGnito-ji5du
    @IncoGnito-ji5du 5 місяців тому +7

    I needed this.
    Thank you.

  • @0Rexx.
    @0Rexx. 13 днів тому +4

    It’s not funny that you swear, it’s funny that you can say it sounding like your delivering an in fi light safety announcement.❤

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 8 місяців тому +414

    As an Australian, I'm obsessed with Brexit and UK politics, I suspect, because it actually makes me feel good about Australian politics by comparison.

    • @Warriorcats64
      @Warriorcats64 8 місяців тому +13

      This channel is literally mostly about your politics though and it keeps giving America a run for the money mate.

    • @timmat8029
      @timmat8029 8 місяців тому +21

      As an ex-POM in Aus, we did have it good until about 2008. Shitshow since then.

    • @anthonykennedy5324
      @anthonykennedy5324 8 місяців тому

      What happened then ? From a Queenslander.@@timmat8029

    • @breakingbadest9772
      @breakingbadest9772 8 місяців тому +7

      You shouldn't, Aussies are the worst when it comes to emissions hurting the climate, and I think that has something to do with your politics.

    • @bigtony4829
      @bigtony4829 8 місяців тому +4

      You guys turned back the boat migrants and rule yourselves ..Thats all the brits are trying to do not so hard to understand really

  • @sammyletsplay
    @sammyletsplay 8 місяців тому +833

    As someone who lived in the UK since 2010, its honestly crazy how the government has been ruining the economy for personal gain. Everything in this video is true and just a scratch of the true extent. The homelessness problem is so big, in a city like Manchester there are homeless people begging outside every supermarket and little corner shop - if you walk outside at night there are massess of sleeping bags under buildings. Reading the news the past few years has felt like being in a Black Mirror episode

    • @duncanshaw8102
      @duncanshaw8102 8 місяців тому

      It's a feature, not a bug. Financial capitalism is parasitic.

    • @mackieincsouthsea
      @mackieincsouthsea 8 місяців тому +28

      It's genuinely so sad. I know politics shouldn't be any kind of be all and end all but it's at the point where it's properly unfathomable that people could vote tory

    • @AussieFem
      @AussieFem 8 місяців тому

      It seems to be happening everywhere. Same scenario in Australia. It's like the Governments of the western world have colluded to bring our countries down.

    • @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj
      @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj 8 місяців тому

      It’s crazy how you believe this bullshit but obviously you’re a lefty who repeats everything you’ve been told to think since you were fifteen. This video is delusion leftist propaganda that ignores the real problems of the country that have been caused by over a quarter of a century of new labour, which will be followed by more new labour when Tony Blair 2.0 gets in

    • @SomeLad12
      @SomeLad12 8 місяців тому +17

      @@mackieincsouthseaI’m not convinced any party would do any better but I’d at least be up for switching things up. The cynic in me thinks we’re just screwed no matter who we vote for.

  • @mauriciorestrepo343
    @mauriciorestrepo343 2 місяці тому +3

    "Ancient Reptiles" 👀👀

  • @ratkinguk1942
    @ratkinguk1942 Місяць тому +2

    As a proud Englishman… I find this hilarious 😂

  • @charlielynes
    @charlielynes 8 місяців тому +358

    As a resident of the UK, I applaud this video for its accuracy and honesty.
    Not a single fact is out of place. A true reflection of our Tory Government.
    "Completely Uncaring Narcissistic Tories"
    💚

    • @532bluepeter1
      @532bluepeter1 8 місяців тому +11

      @@dfar2303It really would be pushing it to be as bad. One would almost have to try quite hard to surpass this current tragicomedy.

    • @earthsmoke9450
      @earthsmoke9450 8 місяців тому +2

      @@532bluepeter1 Labour: “Hold my beer……”

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial 8 місяців тому

      @@dfar2303 It really won't be. They have been left a sh!tshow by the Tories so they limited in what they can do.
      Actions such as selling off the HS2 land show just how reprobate the current government are. When Priti Patel starts to look 'principled but misguided', you know they're bad.
      In my uneducated opinion, the UK is actually starting to drift into a very difficult place to get out of, but silver lining is that people are ready for change.

    • @deevnn
      @deevnn 8 місяців тому +7

      @@dfar2303 Nope...you are deluded if you conflate the two.

    • @dennisheyes4561
      @dennisheyes4561 8 місяців тому

      There is a minor error... Rishi Sunak is the Prime markerter. The F**k Pig-in-Chief of the UK is still technically the British Monarch. Other than that all the facts were spot on.

  • @28318511
    @28318511 8 місяців тому +415

    Its actually sad when satire becomes reality. Sad but true. Keep up the great work juicemedia.

    • @thekarmicbrat
      @thekarmicbrat 8 місяців тому +12

      Satire has always been about reality, and circumventing governmental censorship.

    • @JakobusVdL
      @JakobusVdL 8 місяців тому +5

      Sadly, the politics in the UK are very easy to satirise.

    • @aussiegruber86
      @aussiegruber86 8 місяців тому +3

      It’s not satire, she is presenting the truth 😅

    • @telavivjake
      @telavivjake 8 місяців тому +4

      Satire isn't becoming reality. Reality is becoming satire.

  • @Heywhatsupman20
    @Heywhatsupman20 4 дні тому +1

    America needs thier own version of this advertisement 😅😊

  • @dillonmcnamara7057
    @dillonmcnamara7057 4 місяці тому +1

    “With a government like this, who needs terrorists?” 😭

  • @rodden1953
    @rodden1953 8 місяців тому +76

    As a UK peasant i would like to thank you for this .

  • @KootFloris
    @KootFloris 8 місяців тому +519

    A way too under appreciated truth teller in a world of wank.

    • @gamingguruoz
      @gamingguruoz 8 місяців тому +13

      they are aussies so enough said

    • @7lilly5
      @7lilly5 8 місяців тому +1

      *Sighs, slams computer lid down, sits there quietly, reflecting.* After this comment, there is no need for more internet today. (I reside in murica, who acts like the uk is just an associate. Murica: the little pain in the ass sibling up britians arse since 1776. Cheers, and peace to you, my Friend!)

    • @KootFloris
      @KootFloris 8 місяців тому +1

      @@7lilly5 Thanks! Wonderful, and sadly also a sadly true comment.

  • @deadwalking100
    @deadwalking100 5 місяців тому +2

    Its scary that this brilliantly executed satire of contemporary politics and other " topical issues"; is in reality a factual series of correct statements. I do ask the question as to who actually keeps voting the Conservatives in? My fav saying is ..."like turkeys voting for Christmas. " Thank you Honest Government Ad, for visiting and casting your critical eye on the UK . 👍🧐

  • @jimstoesz3878
    @jimstoesz3878 Місяць тому

    "Haunted Dickensian Lampost" is the best insult ever devised. Everyone pack up! We're done here!

  • @mackieincsouthsea
    @mackieincsouthsea 8 місяців тому +490

    So painfully accurate 😭 The irony is that this video gave us a more beneficial public service than the Conservatives offered in my lifetime!

    • @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj
      @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj 8 місяців тому

      The irony is that it’s the racist anti white leftist scum who have caused the terrorist attacks that they now joke about

    • @Cathy_610
      @Cathy_610 8 місяців тому +7

      Your are right

    • @hatimnoli
      @hatimnoli 7 місяців тому +1

      Don't forget to vote for them my good man.

  • @youreright3664
    @youreright3664 4 місяці тому +1

    As a suffering brit, this is spot on. Gotta love the Aussies fortheirhonesty and humour..

  • @jamjardj1974
    @jamjardj1974 2 місяці тому

    I hope she had a lot of fun fronting this accurate ad.

  • @user-kf1me5zr6f
    @user-kf1me5zr6f 8 місяців тому +213

    A a citizen of the UK I heartily approve this message.

  • @chrismoule7328
    @chrismoule7328 8 місяців тому +70

    As a citizen of the UK for nearly 56 years now I can confirm we have moved beyond democracy. Now we are a cuntocracy. And I loved your (very accurate) description of Jacob Rees-Mogg.

    • @tufsoft1
      @tufsoft1 8 місяців тому +3

      you can always vote Labia.

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 8 місяців тому

      Nah, it still is and has always been representative pretend democracy.

  • @alexgameroom
    @alexgameroom 5 місяців тому +2

    It's so true I dont know whether to laugh or cry!

  • @nickdawson9236
    @nickdawson9236 6 місяців тому +3

    oh guys
    TOTALLY WICKED & ECELLENT
    thanks so so much for this
    havent laffed so much for years
    luv ya
    nickx

  • @elloco1996
    @elloco1996 8 місяців тому +97

    As a Dutchie living in the UK, I can confirm this is pretty accurate.

    • @thegearknob7161
      @thegearknob7161 8 місяців тому +20

      Go home.
      (Please take me with you!)

    • @532bluepeter1
      @532bluepeter1 8 місяців тому +4

      Horrific; isn't it?

    • @user-lm9fe4uw3s
      @user-lm9fe4uw3s 8 місяців тому +4

      Good on ya Dutchie!

    • @StepwaveMusic
      @StepwaveMusic 8 місяців тому +7

      @@thegearknob7161 But jokes on you, we also just let our own conservative party win the election! Fun times

    • @GG-hi5if
      @GG-hi5if 8 місяців тому +1

      Get out mate, (in a good way) - wanna swap passports?

  • @Tsunamiwave-po8qu
    @Tsunamiwave-po8qu Місяць тому +1

    Im not gonna lie the forst time i saw the boogeyman pic in this i jumped a bit

  • @pauldehavilland
    @pauldehavilland 7 місяців тому +3

    You guys are the best! Seriously good.

  • @nathanieldixon543
    @nathanieldixon543 8 місяців тому +65

    As a UK citizen I fully confirm this message is completely accurate

  • @elliotreidmd7006
    @elliotreidmd7006 8 місяців тому +140

    As someone from the UK, I wholeheartedly approve of this video.

  • @nandsall9492
    @nandsall9492 4 місяці тому +1

    Congrats..you did well to use such a small number of expletives

  • @AdelinChiran
    @AdelinChiran 2 місяці тому +1

    Please do a video on the upcoming Romanian elections. We are having 4 different elections in a single year and i need a video to send to my family & friends!

  • @Benwut
    @Benwut 8 місяців тому +199

    "And reducing the income of the poorest Britons to approximately..... Slovenia!" had me dead 💀

    • @stevenhoward9926
      @stevenhoward9926 8 місяців тому +12

      But true.

    • @Gledster
      @Gledster 8 місяців тому +27

      Also a gag rug pull, as we were expecting "f*ck all"...

    • @bw1376
      @bw1376 8 місяців тому +9

      Yet the same people who make these types of videos would happily have us rejoin the EU of which Slovenia is a member.

    • @Vict0r1984
      @Vict0r1984 8 місяців тому +41

      It's actually already worse, cause PPP per capita in Slovenia is only about 5k dollars less than in the UK (55k compared to about 50k for Slovenia) which means that if you account for service and goods prices, (as PPP does and nominal GDP doesn't) an average Slovenian is doing financially almost as well as an average Brit, not a poor one!
      If you add to that that not even PPP factors real estate prices, that Eastern Europe has far higher home ownership rates than the UK (which means part of the reason the UK's GDP is higher is the extra amount of people paying RENT or mortgages, cause those transactions also inflate GDP stats...), and that the price of real estate there is at most a quarter of the one in the UK... well, honestly, the UK might already be worse off than the richest countries in Eastern Europe (like Slovenia and Czechia) for working people.
      Certainly not for landlords though, as those can make a whole lot more bank in the UK than anywhere in Eastern Europe!

    • @Me0wish
      @Me0wish 8 місяців тому +38

      @@bw1376 It means Slovenia is increasing while UK is decreasing mate...

  • @allangilchrist5938
    @allangilchrist5938 8 місяців тому +74

    As a British person the shocking truth is that this is all absolutely true.

    • @arol-main
      @arol-main 6 місяців тому +1

      may the god be with you poor soul - we have exactly same shitty government too so.... i feel ya

  • @bobbymaverick7221
    @bobbymaverick7221 Місяць тому +1

    Please another UK one after the election please 🙏😘

  • @Anonymous4trillion
    @Anonymous4trillion Місяць тому

    “ Who lost to a lettuce “

  • @Dave7508
    @Dave7508 8 місяців тому +120

    I absolutely love this. It's so good to get the truth told in this way.

  • @ShiftyGeeza
    @ShiftyGeeza 8 місяців тому +439

    It's getting to the point where it is getting harder to laugh at stuff like this anymore.
    It's just FACT.

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial 8 місяців тому +2

      Maybe they'll do one after UK Labour's first year to contrast the differences - and things won't be so bad?

    • @spacecaptain9188
      @spacecaptain9188 8 місяців тому +13

      That happens to me every now and then too. Time for a mental health break! Do your best to stay away from news and social media for a while, spend some time outdoors, ideally near plants or a big body of water, and take up an affordable manual hobby, like playing an instrument, singing, gardening, or furniture flipping, until you can laugh again.

    • @bigbabatunde1218
      @bigbabatunde1218 8 місяців тому

      ​@@spacecaptain9188Read the Bible, re visit hobbies from your younger days, pet a cat, look at the clouds, watch a good comedy, pump the wife, do literally anything other than vote next general election.

    • @ChemicalWool
      @ChemicalWool 8 місяців тому

      Bob on

    • @josephkerrigan733
      @josephkerrigan733 8 місяців тому

      @@IndigoIndustrial Yeah I'm sure it will only take 1 year to reverse 13 years of damage and destruction while never being held accountable for the failing economy, environment, NHS & pretty much every single metric. I wonder if the media will suddenly become very concerned with the governments behaviour and standards if Labour win the election?

  • @seekingabsolution1907
    @seekingabsolution1907 Місяць тому

    Im so glad you memorised and reproduced the utter loathing the british public has for our government. Right down to the insults.

  • @teodorkolev4931
    @teodorkolev4931 2 місяці тому

    This one is brilliant!
    Can you make one about the Bulgarian Elections, since the latest ones are the 6th in 3 years. That must be some sort of damning achievement

  • @invalidusername9999
    @invalidusername9999 8 місяців тому +261

    Not a Brit, but a light railhead. The HS2 thing that you mentioned actually made me speechless. It was a breathtaking double middle finger to the future the like of which I haven't seen before. The rail oriented UK podcast I listen was actually crying over it.

    • @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj
      @NameablackNobelPrizewinn-ph4gj 8 місяців тому

      What’s incredible is that the ignorant lefty retards who repeats this shit ignore the fact that their favoured party of morons who think men can become women just by saying so did this shit all the time because they’re all incompetent lefties

    • @SenorPenor1337
      @SenorPenor1337 8 місяців тому +21

      I work in rail and I knew it would be binned off 9 months before it was

    • @constantinvaldor3742
      @constantinvaldor3742 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@SenorPenor1337see what I'm saying about your people!

    • @Ben-rg3rd
      @Ben-rg3rd 8 місяців тому +8

      the uk rail system is in shambles. weve shipped in tons of IETs from Japan that are already costing millions to fix due to stress cracking. either keep the old stuff that works or design something in britan for britan. that way we help our own homeless too.

    • @davidmundowyahoo7839
      @davidmundowyahoo7839 8 місяців тому +27

      I still get annoyed when i walk past the former Eurostar platforms at Waterloo Station. A friend in the rail industry told me the Tories binned upgrading the lines out of Waterloo as it would have meant too many compulsory land purchases in marginal constituencies. So, now Eurostar trains leave London from a north facing railway station!

  • @Rem1Gnova
    @Rem1Gnova 8 місяців тому +41

    I'm English and I endorse this message. Love you guys, keep up the great work.

  • @tomtexas4897
    @tomtexas4897 4 місяці тому +2

    As an Irish man. I must say the english government is doing a bang up job 😂😂😂

    • @mike9347
      @mike9347 2 місяці тому

      ROFL. Good one 😂

    • @leestockton9367
      @leestockton9367 Місяць тому

      Depends which side of the Irish border you're on, if it's the northern side, it's good to have you share our suffering; we really are all in it together!

  • @susanmclaughlin1478
    @susanmclaughlin1478 6 місяців тому +1

    Oh My God... I enjoyed this far more than you can possibly imagine. Bang on satire you got it goin' on!!

  • @DarkSister.
    @DarkSister. 8 місяців тому +196

    Facts! As a 51 year old UK citizen I couldn't have said it better myself! And thanks for the tactical voting heads up, I didn't know about that!!

    • @calahoon22
      @calahoon22 8 місяців тому +1

      Voting tactically might be useful to kick out Tories but as they said it would just vote in 'Tory Scum Light' party so is there any point?

    • @AndrewD8Red
      @AndrewD8Red 8 місяців тому +11

      ​@@calahoon22
      I'll take Scum-Lite over Scum any day.
      But Tories are also losing seats to other parties, which is great.

    • @SusannaSaunders
      @SusannaSaunders 8 місяців тому

      There is also a 'Swap - my - Vote' link at that website!

    • @DarkSister.
      @DarkSister. 8 місяців тому

      I'd take a chewed up and shat back out football to govern over the absolute c**** we have now, they just have fancy names to cover up their murderous, money grabbing schemes and fuck the citizens.

    • @loonaticsrunningtheassylum
      @loonaticsrunningtheassylum 8 місяців тому

      ​@@calahoon22voting is theatre. The banking mafia will insert whoever THEY want to do their stealing in my opinion

  • @NeilBlanco
    @NeilBlanco 8 місяців тому +78

    Another brilliant piece Giordano and team. Keep up the good work! We need you now more than ever. Peace... ✌

  • @clodolcmidnights837
    @clodolcmidnights837 6 місяців тому +2

    “To approximately.. Slovenia”
    Hmm.. strange.. normally it’s all the way down to… how did they put it.. oh yeah, “fuckall”

  • @benzies123
    @benzies123 4 місяці тому +1

    You guys nailed this, thankyou 😂😭😭😭😭

  • @monipenny408
    @monipenny408 8 місяців тому +58

    OMG, this is the most honest, the most accurate documentary of UK state of affairs I have ever seen. This alone is worthy of a Nobel and a Pulitzer Prize simultaneously.
    100% factual. Kudos to The Juicemedia!

    • @user-lm9fe4uw3s
      @user-lm9fe4uw3s 8 місяців тому

      Okay but after Obama received the Nobel, you know what I mean.

    • @unclenogbad1509
      @unclenogbad1509 8 місяців тому

      @@user-lm9fe4uw3s .... Kissinger???

  • @philastley8040
    @philastley8040 8 місяців тому +53

    You've finally done it, thank you. Finally us Brits have an honest tourism video :)

  • @rorymacphee69
    @rorymacphee69 4 місяці тому

    This is brilliant; putting these issues forward in a serious manner and not kind of farcical as it is here would be thought of as far too aggressively political. In this manner, things can be said and the very essence of these issues having the ability to be shown in such a comedic manner is really a testament to a lot of deep societal flaws. Kudos to the producers.

  • @multiplemiggs5189
    @multiplemiggs5189 8 місяців тому +50

    Thank you so much Juice Media,you don't dissapoint

  • @markhardcastle9820
    @markhardcastle9820 7 місяців тому +618

    Finally, some honest politics. Looking forward to Labour bringing us their own brand of total incompetence in 2024.

    • @TheLinkedList
      @TheLinkedList 7 місяців тому

      Labour was specifically called Tory Light in this video. They're just as corrupt

    • @johnsheppard314
      @johnsheppard314 7 місяців тому +40

      yeah, Sir Kier is basically Tory-Lite, he's bloody hopeless. not much of a Labour man, him, not even close.

    • @wizardflaps
      @wizardflaps 7 місяців тому +23

      Let's just all agree we want JC back

    • @johnsheppard314
      @johnsheppard314 7 місяців тому

      oh hell yes!! he got done real dirty by the damned Tories.
      just remembers, kids -- never, ever, ever trust a bleeding Tory. wankers one and all.@@wizardflaps

    • @daggern15
      @daggern15 7 місяців тому +36

      @@wizardflaps I don't think even Jesus Christ can help us at this point. Also, I'm afraid I have to say it. If Jesus is representative of the church, he's more than likely a conservative anyway.

  • @syntheticbone
    @syntheticbone Місяць тому

    My friends,you ticked every single box

  • @townicus5908
    @townicus5908 2 місяці тому +1

    Gotta do a new one for the July 4th Election!

  • @MrEd2291
    @MrEd2291 8 місяців тому +430

    Great job! i am proud to be a monthly contributor. It seems that in Australia, Canada, the United States, and the UK there are all two main parties: Shit and Shit-Lite called by different names.

    • @Alexriga
      @Alexriga 8 місяців тому

      2 parties system is not democracy at all, elections are made to simulate freedom. Seems some sheep are waking up finally.

    • @JoseLopez-tk4tq
      @JoseLopez-tk4tq 8 місяців тому +14

      Spot on. In the US, it's the same shyte. Just different accents.

    • @nikhoward
      @nikhoward 8 місяців тому +3

      I think our government is actually shit heavy tbh

    • @ardillasecreta
      @ardillasecreta 8 місяців тому +4

      And New Zealand...

    • @MrHighRaw
      @MrHighRaw 8 місяців тому +10

      Vote Shite-Lite. Shafting guaranteed to be reduced by at least 15%. Terms and conditions apply.

  • @Omer1996E.C
    @Omer1996E.C 8 місяців тому +280

    Tory Scum, agreed by the judiciary 😂

    • @2Links
      @2Links 8 місяців тому +27

      It's a factual description

    • @laterstar1966
      @laterstar1966 8 місяців тому +14

      It turns out Angela Rayner was right.

    • @olmostgudinaf8100
      @olmostgudinaf8100 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@@laterstar1966Who knew, right?

    • @cadejust6777
      @cadejust6777 8 місяців тому +1

      @@olmostgudinaf8100
      Oh 😧😮😯 Please 🥺 This Is Such Leftist Bullshit 💩 And What Does Andrew Tate Have Anything To Do With This Stuff Anyway?.

    • @lawrencium2626
      @lawrencium2626 8 місяців тому +1

      coming soon: what judiciary?