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  • The Australien Government and the Opposition have made an ad about electoral reforms, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative (so they're hoping you don't see it)
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    🔹 Ben Raue, The Tally Room, "Major party vote at all time low": www.tallyroom.com.au/47834
    🔹 Joint Standing Committee on Electoral Matters, Interim Report: www.aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_...
    🔹 ABC: x.com/abcnews/status/17272503...
    🔹 Mark Seccombe: "The bipartisan deal designed to thwart independents": www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/n...
    🔹 Alan Kohler, "Campaign finance reforms advantage ALP, Coalition": www.thenewdaily.com.au/opinio...
    🔹The Australia Institute, "Advantages of Incumbency": australiainstitute.org.au/wp-...
    🔹 On Victoria's reforms to campaign finance laws: www.theage.com.au/national/vi...
    🔹 See also, "Money and Power in Victorian Elections": australiainstitute.org.au/rep...
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  • @thejuicemedia
    @thejuicemedia  7 місяців тому +1832

    Welcome to our latest instalment in our ongoing series about Two-Party Shitfuckery.
    Some of you have asked us about the name of this proposed legislation . There isn't a name yet, because it hasn't yet been introduced to Parliament. But there are media reports of an imminent bipartisan deal to introduce such a bill in the coming days/weeks/months (see links in video description).
    We have an idea of what the so-called reforms will include, based upon the interim report of the Joint Standing Committee on Electoral Matters (whose recommendations are cited in this HGA). The final JSCEM report was released today. And to be fair, some of the proposed reforms are good (eg. real time disclosure of donations, lower disclosure threshold...). And yes, we do need to address the undue influence of Big (*cough* Clive Palmer) Money in our elections.
    But bundled-in with those good proposals, are some proposals that would drastically tilt the playing field even further in favour of incumbents, and the major parties in particular - making it almost impossible for newcomers to raise the necessary funds to compete against them in future elections - thereby entrenching the major parties' duopoly. And the major parties desperately need to rig the rules in their favour before the next election, because their primary vote is at historic lows. If this trend continues, pretty soon they won't have enough people voting for them to form a majority government ever again.
    The major parties have enough numbers between them to pass this bill without much debate once they introduce it to Parliament. That's why we made this HGA now: to help people understand the negative implications of these proposed changes to the election campaign rules. . We need to make it easier for newcomers to participate in our elections; rather than discouraging participation and thus entrenching the two-party duopoly.
    So if you're wondering what you can do about this - the best thing right now would be to help raise awareness by sharing this HGA with your friends, family and pets.
    And if you'd like to learn about the proposed reforms in more detail, I've included a bunch of key references in the video description.
    Thank you as always to all our Patrons - and our Patron Producers in particular - for making it possible for me to spend days researching niche topics like this. They are the ones who make these kinds of videos possible. If you'd like to join them in supporting our work, and can comfortably afford to, you can do so here: www.patreon.com/thejuicemedia
    💛🙏 Giordano & team

    • @Anonymous______________
      @Anonymous______________ 7 місяців тому

      Screwing Refugees? Australia is literally an independent continent surrounded by the ocean on all sides and is void of any natural land borders. Under international law I find it extremely difficult for someone to claim refugee or asylum status as justification to travel several thousand miles away from their native country, while crossing an inordinate number of "stable countries" just to stop off in Australia.... They're not refugees. They're economic migrants. Stop being disingenuous.

    • @RAM_845
      @RAM_845 7 місяців тому +20

      You forgot to mention that "we're also WEF and UN stooges" lol THAT"s the definition of 2 wings of the same bird

    • @keizan5132
      @keizan5132 7 місяців тому +8

      Thanks for keeping it up. Please speak about what's happening in Panama! It's even worse than what happened to Timor Leste!

    • @GotMyTowel42
      @GotMyTowel42 7 місяців тому +1

      @@keizan5132
      what's up with both of them? I'm outta the loop.

    • @alanhat5252
      @alanhat5252 7 місяців тому +5

      @@RAM_845 so you're *_not_* here for actual information rather than conspiracy-theory nonsense then?

  • @jodders619
    @jodders619 7 місяців тому +4857

    Could have just as easily been written for the UK two party system.

    • @Skobeloff...
      @Skobeloff... 7 місяців тому

      bipartisan politics are fundamentally flawed

    • @hegyak
      @hegyak 7 місяців тому +673

      And the United States.

    • @bbutc
      @bbutc 7 місяців тому +215

      Pretty sure we wrote the book on 'shitfukery'. [1984]

    • @zoeevans543
      @zoeevans543 7 місяців тому +203

      Or the US.
      Although for the US the agreements would have been veiled behind screaming insults at eachother

    • @agermandown
      @agermandown 7 місяців тому +76

      You basically need a 5th of the population just to be on a debate for America.

  • @Larimuss
    @Larimuss 7 місяців тому +1825

    Thank you someone finally saying it… 2 party system is not democracy. It’s the bare minimum for apparent choice.

    • @QT5656
      @QT5656 7 місяців тому

      Google "Tweedism".

    • @ImMigrant98086
      @ImMigrant98086 7 місяців тому

      I like to say "the illusion of choice". I first found out about it when researching the American party donations. I assumed Republicans had big corps backing them so they can win the election. You should have seen my face when I realised, Democrats were getting more funding from all sectors, education, health and industry. That's when I realised the game. "Why help my side to win, why not just buy both sides and win" said corporations. And then it all made sense why America has made such little progress in terms of basic laws like free health care, fix to student loans and more.

    • @Skobeloff...
      @Skobeloff... 7 місяців тому +104

      It was probably democracy for about 5 minutes after its conception, then they went for a liquid lunch together and laughed about the public footing the bill.

    • @gyurhanaziz7676
      @gyurhanaziz7676 7 місяців тому +4

      Well it has some benefits. The people who made the video see the two parties agreeing with each other as problematic but I actually think that a rule through consensus is far better.

    • @justalonesoul5825
      @justalonesoul5825 7 місяців тому +1

      TBH there is not one single country that calls itself "democratic" that is, in fact, a true democracy. Having the right to vote does not make a democracy.

  • @nekilik7886
    @nekilik7886 7 місяців тому +866

    Im starting to see a pattern in the two party system of America, Britain and Australia.

    • @ButcherOfBeek
      @ButcherOfBeek 6 місяців тому +2

      Luckily your Serbian system is still honest, fair and free

    • @nekilik7886
      @nekilik7886 6 місяців тому +31

      @@ButcherOfBeek Never said it was. In fact we have it worse because our politics are dominated by one party that is led by people from previous governments.

    • @penderyn8794
      @penderyn8794 5 місяців тому +4

      They are all English speaking colonies?

    • @dieSpinnt
      @dieSpinnt 4 місяці тому

      @@nekilik7886 Oh and even if it would be the case: One bad thing (which isn't even remotely comparable and demonstrably GEOGRAPHICALLY distinct in this case here) doesn't make the other bad thing better. That's a childish fallacy.
      This butcher-guy exactly shows us what the problem is with the truth behind his public comment (which we should be grateful of! hehehe): He is so deluded, that his EFFING FEELINGS dictate his choices (in politics) ... instead of using reason as advice, like a sane person would do. And your absolutely normal(yeah, cynical. I like it!:) ) and satirical, humorous comment was somehow a danger for his worldview and had to be immediately attacked. Including you ("your") as a person and why not even a whole country. Imagine what BS besides whataboutism is going on in such a brain. These are exactly the people who digest every lie from their own corrupted two party system members without any critical thinking.
      "Help, please help, my daughter. Fire!!! Fire!!! please help", @ButcherOfBeek: "Why? There was once a Serbian (randomly chosen, not of relevance, just for satire!), that didn't help. So why should I? BURN!".
      That is their mindset and that is why we have to protect our democracies and keep them healthy and well-fortified against stupid influences like populists and populist-victims like him. Because what those people do not grasp is that even if they use 1 Million bots on social media, are loud and annoying as hell ... they are a effing useless, delusional, embarrassing and powerless MINORITY that show all those "properties" of irrelevance in REALITY when it comes to democratic voting of educated normal people. Yeah ... without a effed up party system and legislation as described in this video;)
      Have a good one, Nekilik and greetings from Germany ... where we exactly know how "ONE PARTY SYSTEMS" work (or really don't ... **evil-grin** hehehe)

    • @boxeswithfoxes
      @boxeswithfoxes 4 місяці тому +5

      What about Canada and New Zealand?

  • @throwingshit
    @throwingshit 6 місяців тому +200

    1st honest government ad i've ever seen

    • @user-wc4lc6cs8u
      @user-wc4lc6cs8u 5 місяців тому

      It’s honest to a point but they don’t reveal the corporate govt registered to USA and what that really means…

    • @philmckrakin6752
      @philmckrakin6752 4 місяці тому +9

      I was gonna start a party for the majority of Australians called the poverty party. Just realised we can't raise the funds

    • @user-wt7ec1pb7u
      @user-wt7ec1pb7u 3 місяці тому +1

      @@philmckrakin6752 LMFAO ain't that the truth....

    • @nemo6282
      @nemo6282 2 місяці тому

      there are lots of them and all worth watching

  • @Aizen0sama
    @Aizen0sama 7 місяців тому +1214

    Everytime she brings up the calculator it brings me genuine happiness

    • @guidoferri8683
      @guidoferri8683 7 місяців тому +111

      And the result is always "fuck all"

    • @jacksonhill1813
      @jacksonhill1813 7 місяців тому +57

      Data never lies 🤓

    • @bkbland1626
      @bkbland1626 7 місяців тому +27

      It's my favorite.

    • @Amazing_Mark
      @Amazing_Mark 7 місяців тому +30

      I LOVE the calculator 😅.

    • @jasonking3248
      @jasonking3248 7 місяців тому +11

      I've suggested before to sell the calculator in the shop.. dooo eeet.

  • @GreatBigBore
    @GreatBigBore 7 місяців тому +2266

    As an American, I'm flattered that Australia is adopting our style of government

    • @jspa8030
      @jspa8030 7 місяців тому +162

      The UK says Hi

    • @lisasteel6817
      @lisasteel6817 7 місяців тому

      It’s like we’re adopting the worst of both cuntries.

    • @bluewren65
      @bluewren65 7 місяців тому +223

      Yeah, nah, your system is still way more fucked up than ours.

    • @tjmcguire9417
      @tjmcguire9417 7 місяців тому

      I really hope you are being flippant. American government is the most undemocratic flavour of government ever created. 31 flavours of ice cream. 2 political parties. It is literally an autocracy.

    • @helenpolemis6955
      @helenpolemis6955 7 місяців тому +7

      😢

  • @davidwipperfurth8465
    @davidwipperfurth8465 7 місяців тому +70

    Amazing. The U.S. dearly needs one of these videos.

  • @ThMrksman
    @ThMrksman 7 місяців тому +75

    Best video you've ever made up till now. You somehow managed to be bipartisan while also being completely accurate which is an insane feat.

  • @magiccloud3074
    @magiccloud3074 7 місяців тому +5482

    I hope you know how important your videos are. They are a vital part of unfucking this dystopian system.

    • @Kausan1
      @Kausan1 7 місяців тому +121

      or at least documenting it

    • @ashketchum4953
      @ashketchum4953 7 місяців тому

      They rarely ever tell you how to unfuck the system. Just that it is fucked. It's more alarmist bullshit.

    • @brathernumzy
      @brathernumzy 7 місяців тому

      they're just propaganda for labor

    • @ImWithTeamTrinity
      @ImWithTeamTrinity 7 місяців тому

      Sounds like you have a freemason infestation, just like here in Canada, where our collective assholes are resized in similar fashion regularly by the Federal government. Its obvious al this shitfuckery is decided in masonic lodges, then forwarded to Parliament hill. No wonder they want to take all our weapons away.

    • @inviktus1983
      @inviktus1983 7 місяців тому +10

      Nah they're probably like, making these for a laugh and have no idea the impact they're having. /s

  • @kristophxr79
    @kristophxr79 7 місяців тому +811

    As a non-australian, I see this ad applying to most countries nowadays. We live in some dark times

    • @jounik
      @jounik 7 місяців тому +43

      Most countries with 2-party systems, to make the point. That's not most countries in general.

    • @marcocappelli5124
      @marcocappelli5124 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@jounikSo, countries with 2 predominant parties?

    • @morninboy
      @morninboy 7 місяців тому +6

      Change the names you got America

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 7 місяців тому +20

      @@morninboy In the case of Wackyland, you can add gerrymandering, voter suppression, voter disenfranchisement, and non-mandatory voting to the list.

    • @zacwicht3189
      @zacwicht3189 7 місяців тому +10

      @@morninboy my understanding is the united states of America is already a two party system

  • @SimonWrigley
    @SimonWrigley 7 місяців тому +27

    Amazing, you are doing a great service to Australia and setting the way for many other countries. How difficult should it be to run a country with the interests of the the people at heart and not the big companies. Power wrongly understood is blinding and unhelpful.

  • @emsleywyatt3400
    @emsleywyatt3400 7 місяців тому +5

    We toss around the phrase "lesser of two evils" so readily that we risk forgetting that it can be "the not-so-bad vs. the truly horrific".

  • @David_Thompson
    @David_Thompson 7 місяців тому +765

    Oh look - the UK government just doubled allowable campaign spending when no-one was looking!

    • @MrSpleenboy
      @MrSpleenboy 7 місяців тому

      They've also already severely curtailed our rights to protest, and are working on some other shitfuckery to effectively outlaw strikes. And they've been putting the 'n' in "cuts" for the past 13 years they've been in power.
      Same MO as Thatcher, but it's worse this time, since there's nothing left to sell off to their disaster capitalist buddies...

    • @KernelLeak
      @KernelLeak 7 місяців тому +23

      They're learning from the pest, errr, best, it seems...

    • @Sparticulous
      @Sparticulous 7 місяців тому +3

      Usa just did away with any donation limit so you can have the 2 party candidates spend more money on campaign than what would be needed to house all the homeless

    • @Robert-cu9bm
      @Robert-cu9bm 7 місяців тому +2

      Inflation, they can't be affected by it.

    • @thorinbane
      @thorinbane 7 місяців тому

      Harper rigged election contribution laws in canada because they allowed 3rd party's to get $1.25 per vote(all parties) and said it isn't fair for "other canadians to pay for someone who votes" WTF does that even mean. Instead he raised the tax return to 75% on first 400 donated, 50% on 400-750 and 33.5% on 750-1250. So if you donate 1250 you get 600 back, if you donate 400, you get 300 back. This is great for large donations, but the third parties get 20 and 40 dollar donations, and usually election years, not each year as a tax break. So the group actually ripping off tax payers are the two largest parties whos donors give them the largest donations, and usually every year.
      So instead of parties receiving tax money based on their ideas and people voting positively on it, $1.25 per vote per year, instead we have to subsidize the shit and shit light party to $600 a year for maximum contribution(or double if you throw in for your spouse) and its called more democratic.... And people believe this BS.
      That 1200 subsidy per family for the wealthy is nearly 1000 votes cast by a third party voter under the old system, without contributions. But this is more fair the shit party said. Moneyed interests ares more important than actual votes.

  • @themomentkiller9167
    @themomentkiller9167 7 місяців тому +539

    It should be mandatory to watch this video before you vote

    • @mickmccasker6401
      @mickmccasker6401 7 місяців тому +1

      Nah, the government would fact "check it" and call the video "manipulative and undemocratic" then ban it outright

    • @samirouki8983
      @samirouki8983 7 місяців тому

      Half of humanity is blind. The other half is stupid

    • @Lucretia9000
      @Lucretia9000 7 місяців тому

      A fucking IQ test would help, certainly would here.

    • @JimOHalloran
      @JimOHalloran 7 місяців тому +11

      I dunno, if people saw only once video before they voted, I'd like it to be thejuicemedia's "Hung Parliament" or "Preferential Voting" videos so they understood how to vote strategically for good candidates, and direct preferences how they want, not how the "How To Vote" card tells them to..

    • @thesagedwizard
      @thesagedwizard 7 місяців тому

      Better still, start a new party that we can vote for that doesn't come with baggage.

  • @Laffy1969
    @Laffy1969 6 місяців тому +36

    The calculator scenes always get me.

  • @vi11ageidi0t
    @vi11ageidi0t 6 місяців тому +11

    Honestly, this as works for so many different countries, not just Oz. UK and US also have the corrupt two party shittery that needs to be for rid of. Keep up the good work!

    • @Sci-flyer
      @Sci-flyer 6 місяців тому

      What’s even more amazing is we have a proportional voting system that should be way better than the systems in the UK and US - and yet somehow we end up with exactly the same type of corrupt shitheads running the country

  • @AlasixYT
    @AlasixYT 7 місяців тому +1131

    If I ever find myself as a corrupt senator in a 1st World Country, I’ll be sure to use this. 10/10 tutorial 😊

    • @JWQweqOPDH
      @JWQweqOPDH 7 місяців тому +55

      You make it sound like non-corrupt senators exist

    • @byunbaekhyun2283
      @byunbaekhyun2283 7 місяців тому +19

      ​​@@JWQweqOPDHGreen Senators are kinda non-corrupt, they haven't had any corruption or ethic scandal.

    • @GuitarsRockForever
      @GuitarsRockForever 7 місяців тому +6

      Non-corrupt politicians almost do not exist.

    • @daniel4647
      @daniel4647 7 місяців тому

      @@byunbaekhyun2283 Unless you're in Norway where the Green party is a bunch on neoliberals that think they're going to fix the climate by raising prices and making everything deemed not good for the environment into luxury goods for the rich. Yay, lets go back to the days where only the ruling class had things like meat, and make the peasants eat beans. Flying? Nope, travel is only for the rich now, because you're a prisoner in this country. I'm sorry, did I say prisoner? I mean you're a totally voluntary worker. I wouldn't even mind their policies if they just made things like meat and flying illegal for everyone, but no, they still want to make sure they can get it, just not anyone else.

    • @glenndavis479
      @glenndavis479 7 місяців тому +8

      @@byunbaekhyun2283 Sarah Hanson Young , Lidia Thorpe and I believe a young man just this week was charged with kiddie fiddling...nothing to see here folks.

  • @alwhatever5940
    @alwhatever5940 7 місяців тому +1004

    It's kind of scary when you get more information from satiric content creators like this, jonathan pie and others than from investigative journalism. That is truly awesome work here. Thank you.

    • @unusualaussie9606
      @unusualaussie9606 7 місяців тому +13

      But the only information in the video comes from those very sources presented in a comedic fashion?

    • @TheJazsa80
      @TheJazsa80 7 місяців тому +6

      People getting their political opinions from satiric content creators is even scarier.

    • @mallardofmodernia8092
      @mallardofmodernia8092 7 місяців тому

      ​@@TheJazsa80not really, as long as its not like the onion, satirical comedians are doing a better job at informing and also letting their own biases be known.
      News networks like the bbc pretend to be neutral when they're not and will thus only pretend to shit down the neck of the ruling party when they fuck up.

    • @whathappenedtoearth6495
      @whathappenedtoearth6495 7 місяців тому

      The only investigating most of our journalists do these days, is what our elites/Government's *-holes taste like

    • @maleahlock
      @maleahlock 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@unusualaussie9606Not really. Parliament notes/live video/reports/laws/recommendations/budgets are a thing. 🤷

  • @mikacourt8898
    @mikacourt8898 5 місяців тому +15

    Bravo! Well done! We need one for what's happening in the US. It's exactly the same !!!

  • @whoareyouyouareclearlylost323
    @whoareyouyouareclearlylost323 7 місяців тому +6

    THANK YOU! This is happening all over the world! Ausis not alone in this, UK, Belgium, Germany all implemented these laws... 'to limit foreign donations' but we all know why.

  • @edwarddreier2958
    @edwarddreier2958 7 місяців тому +750

    In a Dictatorship, Evil people rule, in a Democracy, Evil people rule and make you think you had a choice...

    • @feargal2433
      @feargal2433 7 місяців тому +11

      What about a 'benevolent dictator'? 😁

    • @chalkandcheese1868
      @chalkandcheese1868 7 місяців тому

      And the people will bitch and whinge and blame politicians for their problems.

    • @user-qj6fk9px8l
      @user-qj6fk9px8l 7 місяців тому

      *IF YOU HAVE EVER PLAYED THE BOARD GAME **_"RISK",_** THEN YOU JUST LEARNED HOW TO RIG AN ELECTION-- IT IS CALLED "WARGAME PROGRAM".* I took a computer class & the instructor showed how you rig an election as a game program by Red, Blue, Other armies as votes, not men.... and periodically you switch votes in same way "battle" in Risk when you challege other armies & you lose % of your army in battle. You have Incoming votes (start of your turn) & vote tallies; & also Switching & Rejections (losing votes to opponents)... And at end ERASE the suspect counting/switching variables from memory & End Program

    • @samkarn
      @samkarn 7 місяців тому +21

      illusion of choice

    • @klam77
      @klam77 7 місяців тому +10

      @@samkarn google is censoring.

  • @Benwut
    @Benwut 7 місяців тому +363

    Lmao, in our school, they try to teach us that not having an absolute majority is a really bad thing. As a guy who lived in germany for 3 years, I can tell u, it's way better to not have an absolute majority.

    • @yannikoloff7659
      @yannikoloff7659 7 місяців тому

      It still didn't protected your economy from destroying NS pipes

    • @Elemblue2
      @Elemblue2 7 місяців тому +38

      I remember being taught that, and then after figuring out how power dynamics worked, was like "No its good because then the corruption has to hit all the parties to get what it wants instead unilaterally infecting one".

    • @pawelabrams
      @pawelabrams 7 місяців тому

      Like literally this is what happened in Poland and it took 8 years and sheer fucking luck to get to the stage where they can't form a government and yet they're still trying and there is a phantom of pre-term elections hanging in the air.
      If they got a third term in this shape, they would just cement it the same way Australia wants to.

    • @yaygya
      @yaygya 7 місяців тому +7

      They don't teach us that here in Canada, since we're more used to minority governments.

    • @wyldhowl2821
      @wyldhowl2821 7 місяців тому +17

      Germany's system is so much better. I mean I don't think their politicians are, but the rules set is much less of a clusterfuck.
      If one party gets an actual majority of support then it can claim a majority of power. Not like here where they just hand absolute power to parties that are marginally ahead but still far from a majority of the vote.

  • @Amazing_Mark
    @Amazing_Mark 7 місяців тому +10

    So many things are hilarious in these HGA parodies (and they're also informative and accurate) - but the calculator gets me every time! I frigging LOVE the calculator! 😅

  • @cattigereyes1
    @cattigereyes1 3 місяці тому +3

    What honesty? Truth! WTF! I can see the these videos vanishing quickly and the platforms claiming they never existed! Corporations won’t stand for government honesty!

  • @artyrkarpov7463
    @artyrkarpov7463 7 місяців тому +302

    Live in Ukraine.
    Was working in Slovakia.
    Have a friends in another country...
    Everywhere is the same shit)
    But In Australia, you have some one to say about it!
    With such a good taste of humor!)
    love it!

    • @TheCraigy83
      @TheCraigy83 4 місяці тому +4

      i thought you was at war bro ? is it a ''covid'' war ? Where you're told its war but you never see anything and everythings normal outside 🤷‍♂️

    • @artyrkarpov7463
      @artyrkarpov7463 4 місяці тому +20

      ​@@TheCraigy83 No bro. It is real. Real feal when erth shaken. And real buildings on fire. Those, who see more than me, can't speak anymore. They not with us.
      And I sit at home two years becouse if I go out, the sent me to die.​ Appreciate your life.
      Like am I. But withaut all this shit)

    • @TheCraigy83
      @TheCraigy83 4 місяці тому +1

      @@artyrkarpov7463
      i would've dug a bunker by now , are you in a regular building?

    • @artyrkarpov7463
      @artyrkarpov7463 4 місяці тому +15

      @@TheCraigy83 Lol
      I live near the Slovakia border. Here is safe. No rockets, no anything. Only people that grab you and sent to azkaban. War I meant)

    • @TheCraigy83
      @TheCraigy83 4 місяці тому +4

      @@artyrkarpov7463
      Grab you ? Like forced conscription

  • @christyrogers7707
    @christyrogers7707 7 місяців тому +782

    I am still laughing about a UK judge deciding that it's perfectly reasonable to refer to Members of the Conservative government as "Tory scum" !😂😂

    • @chrismckell5353
      @chrismckell5353 7 місяців тому +19

      Well this happens when activists attain positions of responsibility.

    • @PinataOblongata
      @PinataOblongata 7 місяців тому +59

      Truth is a defence against defamation 😁

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- 7 місяців тому +52

      I mean, they’re not wrong.

    • @QT5656
      @QT5656 7 місяців тому +43

      ​@@chrismckell5353 or that reality is too obvious to ignore even by established judges within the system.

    • @kimberleaturner9063
      @kimberleaturner9063 7 місяців тому +88

      In an Aussie court case back in 2017 a judge ruled that calling the Prime Minister (then Tony Abbott) a c*nt is not offensive under Australian law, and that the prime minister should not be above being called a c*nt just because of their job

  • @Slizzysliz53
    @Slizzysliz53 6 місяців тому +4

    Awesome! Usually don’t like foreign commentary on politics but this is spot on, great work

  • @AlreadiWon
    @AlreadiWon 6 місяців тому +5

    This was great lmao! Please, PLEASE do a version of this for the 2024 U.S. presidential campaign season!

  • @Chapps1941
    @Chapps1941 7 місяців тому +1033

    Not only is this great satire but it's presented in such fantastic way

    • @tracylf5409
      @tracylf5409 7 місяців тому +16

      Except it's true.

    • @Chapps1941
      @Chapps1941 7 місяців тому +30

      @@tracylf5409 well that's what satire is. The truth highlighted for its absurdity.

    • @topsi4
      @topsi4 7 місяців тому +8

      It's not satire. It's the truth.

    • @user-qj6fk9px8l
      @user-qj6fk9px8l 7 місяців тому

      *IF YOU HAVE EVER PLAYED THE BOARD GAME **_"RISK",_** THEN YOU JUST LEARNED HOW TO RIG AN ELECTION-- IT IS CALLED "WARGAME PROGRAM".* I took a computer class in the 80s & the instructor showed how you rig an election as a game program (big news stories about contested election in our state) by Votes by Red, Blue, Other armies.... and periodically switch votes or same as "battle" in Risk when you challege other armies. You have Incoming (start your turn) & Tallies; & also Switching & Rejections (losing votes to opponents)... And at end ERASE the suspect counting/switching variables from memory & End Program

    • @xxwookey
      @xxwookey 7 місяців тому +16

      @@topsi4 It is definitely satire. It's also true. These things are not exclusive

  • @IrishRepoMan
    @IrishRepoMan 7 місяців тому +76

    The 2 party shit is a problem all over the world. People get so caught up in team 1 vs team 2, they don't realize both parties are fucking them.

    • @user-lm9fe4uw3s
      @user-lm9fe4uw3s 7 місяців тому +3

      Yep.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 7 місяців тому +2

      A lot of countries have coalition governments, where the conservative party doesn't care much about who the junior partners are as long as they don't gang up on them.
      A few countries have one party with a majority by itself so all other parties are limited to making policy proposals. Those tend to be surprisingly stable. They also tend to be called dictatorships (or democratorships if someone is feeling clever).
      And some _are_ (military) dictatorships.
      And there's one absolute monarchy.
      The form of government is unrelated to the government's policies, but to how entrenched they are. Unsurprisingly, where the same politicians stay in power, the policies don't change either, for better or worse.
      I have no idea what is going on with the Zapatistas.
      Anyway, the Janus party system is widespread in the Anglosphere, but not outside of it.

    • @chrismckell5353
      @chrismckell5353 7 місяців тому +1

      @@davidwuhrer6704 A lot of Americans refer to.the duopoly as th Uniparty
      A good term for it I think.

    • @Robert-cu9bm
      @Robert-cu9bm 7 місяців тому

      Everyone dreams of a threesome.

    • @hans-joachimbierwirth4727
      @hans-joachimbierwirth4727 7 місяців тому

      Some people are enjoying to be fucked by their parties so much they even want more than two doing that simultaneously. Bend over a little bit more and prepare your anus for more than two!

  • @TheIRONSTAG
    @TheIRONSTAG 3 місяці тому +2

    I love your videos. I wish more people would watch this stuff because THEY WOULD FINALLY UNDERSTAND. They would realize what a joke politics and state/country leadership is right now. The system is perverted, crooked, twisted, it has been allowed to grow into a monstrosity for too long.

  • @Banana_Fusion
    @Banana_Fusion 7 місяців тому +2

    Just clicked on the channel- this isn't just a random one-off:
    **It's their entire formula**
    Definitely subscribing!

  • @kidfreejones
    @kidfreejones 7 місяців тому +200

    Even fact checked news publications can't get it as right as this. JuiceMedia for PM.

    • @thesenate1844
      @thesenate1844 7 місяців тому +7

      "Fact checked" is just code for "Approved by the ruling class"

    • @danieljensen2626
      @danieljensen2626 7 місяців тому

      I'm not sure "approved by Rupert Murdoch" is really the same thing as "fact checked".

  • @juliusapriadi
    @juliusapriadi 7 місяців тому +251

    Greetings from Germany and EU gov, we additionally recommend adjusting the minimum percentage of votes required to get into parliament. That way, if a party is too small to make the cut, those voter's seats go - you guessed it - directly to the big ones, as god intended. Also make sure to never disclose the business ties of ministers and the various "side incomes" (our favourite name for bribery here) of parliamentarians.

    • @fodz9246
      @fodz9246 7 місяців тому +8

      haha fuck that sounds depressing

    • @papabetadine724
      @papabetadine724 7 місяців тому

      really don't want the AfD winning anything do they

    • @Raphael-pt7rx
      @Raphael-pt7rx 7 місяців тому +6

      das dient doch nur dem Wohle des Volkes ;)

    • @Raphael-pt7rx
      @Raphael-pt7rx 7 місяців тому +19

      and always remember kids - we dont have corrupty but lobbyism - totally different shit

    • @ForeverDayGreen
      @ForeverDayGreen 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@fodz9246 it is an important rule tho. One of the reasons the Nazi's could take power was, that the german parliament was incredibly fragmented and slow. Add to that an economic crisis and suddenly voting for the facists who promised swift reforms became much more appealing.

  • @jsmithnevinsky
    @jsmithnevinsky 7 місяців тому +1

    Bless you for bringing more light into this world. Where do I donate.

  • @hazzardkitsune
    @hazzardkitsune 3 місяці тому +3

    We need more creators doing excellent satire like this. Love your content

  • @marcocappelli5124
    @marcocappelli5124 7 місяців тому +222

    Holy hell, I was stunned when you mentioned the bipartisan deal to screw over the minor parties. Along with anti-protest laws, they've been doing the same things here in Argentina, and so many countries. It almost seems coordinated.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 7 місяців тому +15

      Didn't you guys just elect an extremist?

    • @GKW25308
      @GKW25308 7 місяців тому +5

      WEF & WHO

    • @JenkoRun
      @JenkoRun 7 місяців тому +11

      That's because it *is* coordinated.

    • @Skobeloff...
      @Skobeloff... 7 місяців тому +12

      They learn from each other and we keep letting them get away with it, minor parties and independents seem to be the only chance we have, most of them are dodgy as well though.

    • @marcocappelli5124
      @marcocappelli5124 7 місяців тому

      @@Skobeloff... The very political system fosters corruption and subservience to our economic elites. Minor parties could help in the short term, but they'll be corrupted eventually, if they aren't already. Can't win an election without wealthy backers.
      The only way out I can see from this is, either to replace our current economic system for one that is more democratic (socialism), or democratize our political system (lottocracy, participatory democracy, etc). Until then, we'll have to live like this.

  • @discursion
    @discursion 7 місяців тому +372

    Applies to Canada perfectly. Every party keeps promising voting reforms to have proportional vote, but once they’re elected, they refuse to implement it because it might actually make them lose power (Canada’s Liberals and Quebec’s CAQ both did this within two years).

    • @Solipher
      @Solipher 7 місяців тому

      Canada can't talk, Justin Trudeau shouldn't even be Prime Minister, how does someone get the lowest amount of votes, yet remain in power??
      That's a pretty big red flag, like Russian levels of red flag.

    • @roshanramesh2634
      @roshanramesh2634 7 місяців тому +1

      Liberal NDP "coalition"...

    • @mattc9598
      @mattc9598 7 місяців тому +7

      I remember in 2019 when the Liberals were like "we'll make Museums free!" and the Conservatives were like "We'll make camping free!"
      truly just one party pretending to be two that "disagree" with eachother...

    • @klam77
      @klam77 7 місяців тому

      Canada.....40mn acres of Boreal torched and counting..........so Biden can get his subsidized battery minerals. The caligula rules in Canada.

    • @Nabee_H
      @Nabee_H 7 місяців тому +9

      The only actual democracy is a direct democracy, at least thats my opinion. The only country to have this sort of system seems to be switzerland, which does WELL for itself. But of course, our governments don't want us to know about this.

  • @soulreaper9453
    @soulreaper9453 7 місяців тому +2

    Flawless Presentation makes this 100X more enjoyable

  • @darhaha3391
    @darhaha3391 5 місяців тому +4

    This is awesome. I have zero knowledge of Australian politics but I still had so much fun watching it

    • @JustineDodd
      @JustineDodd 3 місяці тому

      It's all true, too... which would be funny if it wasn't tragic and personal ~ I live here!

  • @Skobeloff...
    @Skobeloff... 7 місяців тому +221

    A video on what happened to The Australian Democrats would be interesting, one moment they were "keeping the bastards honest", the next moment they were apparently sleeping with the bastards, and then they all but vanished.

    • @TC-yx2ss
      @TC-yx2ss 7 місяців тому +29

      They got the traitor treatment after flipping over to push the gst through.

    • @bunyip5841
      @bunyip5841 7 місяців тому

      Bastards ate them.

    • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
      @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 7 місяців тому +13

      Mr Mitchell History might do such a video. The essence is that they didn't relay enough to their voters that they were going to do a deal with Howard on GST, so their voters thought "what's the point" and most moved to supporting The Greens.

    • @BassMatt1972
      @BassMatt1972 7 місяців тому

      Easy..
      A minority 10% party (like the Greens now, the "protest" vote) tried to "play Government"..
      Agreed to ONE deal with the Devil (John Howard) to introduce the GST..
      Absolutely ignoring their base..
      Lasted barely one election after that..

    • @simonolsen9995
      @simonolsen9995 7 місяців тому

      @@TC-yx2ss Greens are next for their big thumbs up to reckless renewables and associated devastation of environment and communities.

  • @72151
    @72151 5 місяців тому +2

    I have finally seen an honest political campaign advertisement now.

  • @bakawaki
    @bakawaki 6 місяців тому +1

    These types of videos need to get spread more

  • @makhina8839
    @makhina8839 7 місяців тому +192

    This is basically, Become America, with extra steps

    • @stop-the-greed
      @stop-the-greed 7 місяців тому +15

      @@Georgiedhd same in the UK

    • @AManChoosesASlaveObeys
      @AManChoosesASlaveObeys 7 місяців тому +13

      @@stop-the-greed Canidy too

    • @sola4393
      @sola4393 7 місяців тому +2

      I was going to say the same when the other post about UK. They are all F'.😂

    • @Leon-wz5qh
      @Leon-wz5qh 7 місяців тому +2

      US influence is so abnormal that the same shit happens in other 'western' states but just with a couple decades of delay

    • @Skobeloff...
      @Skobeloff... 7 місяців тому +6

      @@AManChoosesASlaveObeys Have you considered building a wall around Canadia?

  • @Megabean
    @Megabean 7 місяців тому +446

    As a Canadian, damn you somehow did it worse than us.

    • @luciencloutier3035
      @luciencloutier3035 7 місяців тому +11

      I know, eh?

    • @shazmodeus2795
      @shazmodeus2795 7 місяців тому +22

      Did they though? They never elected Trudeau, multiple times.

    • @Megabean
      @Megabean 7 місяців тому

      ​@@shazmodeus2795 So? The conservatives like you probably are treat him like he's so "evil" and commie. LOL I wish he was. He's a bottom for the rich just like the two other parties

    • @BurningIrony
      @BurningIrony 7 місяців тому +59

      @@shazmodeus2795 To be fair though, our options are basically having to choose between cancer and diabetes...

    • @ryuuguu01
      @ryuuguu01 7 місяців тому

      I just got a flyer that the Federal NDP are going to push the Libs to keep the electoral reform commission promise. Yes, I know they bury and try to screw it over but if we don't even try we deserve what we get. Even the U.S. is getting ranked voting on the ballot in many states next election. The one thing we can usually be proud of is we are not as bad as the U.S.

  • @morenofranco9235
    @morenofranco9235 Місяць тому

    I do a lot market research on UA-cam. Juice Media gets more comments per single episode than the vast majority of other Channels serving any topic or interest. Over 4000 comment in a 6 month period. Excellent.

  • @KH-ds7pr
    @KH-ds7pr 4 дні тому +2

    Americans: minor parties HAVE seats??

  • @PapyrusEngineer
    @PapyrusEngineer 7 місяців тому +194

    I'm not from Australia, but these honest government ads are brilliant, beautiful and awesome! There is so much truth in them that my heart started beating for the duration of this video until it stopped again when this video finished.
    Is there any way we can have such honest government ads also in other countries?

    • @PapyrusEngineer
      @PapyrusEngineer 6 місяців тому +16

      @@btbrotherton I do not need to have my heart checked. I know why it is not beating. It does not beat because we are living in a nightmare full of lies, shitfuckery, bullshitting, filled with greedy people. I'm a zombie living in this shitty world. These honest ads give me a bit of pleasure in this gloomy world.

  • @ProdigalGeek
    @ProdigalGeek 7 місяців тому +339

    I'm still absolutely impressed that Lucy is voicing BOTH characters. Kudos to Ellen and Zoë for the great performances as well!

    • @kFY514
      @kFY514 7 місяців тому +19

      Lucy is voicing Zoë's character and the lady from Victoria. Ellen's main character is voiced by herself.

    • @propositionjohnston
      @propositionjohnston 5 місяців тому +1

      That definitely isn’t the same voice . Totally different

    • @personalemail9329
      @personalemail9329 4 місяці тому

      ​@@kFY514either they didn't give her credit for voicing herself in description or this comment is false.

    • @kFY514
      @kFY514 4 місяці тому +1

      @@personalemail9329 They don't do separate voice credits when someone's own voice is featured.

  • @timbojimbo5898
    @timbojimbo5898 6 місяців тому +1

    I'm so happy I have a convenient link to send people when they shit on me for not thinking my vote is real. Saves me so much time explaining myself.

  • @larsentranslation6393
    @larsentranslation6393 3 місяці тому +1

    extremely funnily spot-on to a degree that keeps me awake at night...

  • @1985toyotacamry
    @1985toyotacamry 7 місяців тому +29

    Damn as an American that is very similar here.

    • @user-sr1kc6jj2b-p1q
      @user-sr1kc6jj2b-p1q 7 місяців тому +5

      I know!! 😱

    • @Skobeloff...
      @Skobeloff... 7 місяців тому +3

      shit flows downhill

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 7 місяців тому

      Mark Zuckerberg was in a podcast with joe rogan and said the ibf approached him to squish the laptop story. In a survey of 1,000s of biden voters, 12% said theyd have voted trump had they heard about the laptop.
      And USA has the voter fraud in Pennsylvania I think. And Stacy Abbrams has said " undocumented " people should be able to vote. And she lied about why she lost, Dont walk run productions explained it.
      And Republicans support the electoral colledge.
      Personally, I'm pro voter ID pro popular vote.

    • @nemo6282
      @nemo6282 2 місяці тому

      Much of the world
      what works in one place will work most everywhere

  • @raylopez99
    @raylopez99 7 місяців тому +97

    Fun fact: in the USA it's very hard to register as a third party in New York state I have read...so the two party system is alive and well in the USA as well.

    • @doujinflip
      @doujinflip 7 місяців тому +19

      The winner-take-all voting system basically guarantees results ultimately settle on two sides: the one winner, and the collection of all losers. The Australian Parliament has to add limits on competitors on top of it because preferential voting allows for third parties to sneak past.

    • @royalspin
      @royalspin 7 місяців тому +5

      True and it's been that way for a while now. We get the illusion of choice,no more,no less.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 7 місяців тому +4

      It seems the one counterweight Australia has against this is its use of preferential voting (both what would be RCV/IRV and STV here), which I would credit with making the third party opposition an actual electoral possibility.
      Seeing how we don’t really have even that in the U.S… I guess it shouldn’t be surprising why Australia is closer to bucking the system than we are.

    • @delanovanraalte3646
      @delanovanraalte3646 7 місяців тому +2

      well you can always revolt

    • @faawks
      @faawks 7 місяців тому +2

      @@delanovanraalte3646 no they can't, they're too busy fighting each other to fight the government.

  • @Tony11806
    @Tony11806 6 місяців тому +2

    We have the same two party system in Britain but voting makes no difference anyway.

  • @Ianpact
    @Ianpact 7 місяців тому +2

    Was thinking his was the U.S. but then I remembered we've already done this.

  • @rockyp3917
    @rockyp3917 7 місяців тому +104

    If you are watching this, you are the resistance.
    Vote Independents

    • @bigheif
      @bigheif 7 місяців тому

      ​@@gmack.Greens would be fantastic but unfortunately we've been brainwashed to thinking they are in bed with Labor and are anti progress.
      They're actaully pushing for positive change for many reasons and have sound fiscal policies.
      We have been told Liberals are the best with money but they've been continuously putting us into debt for decades 🙄

    • @chrismckell5353
      @chrismckell5353 7 місяців тому +4

      @@gmack. Not really WEF have Hanson Young as one of their Young Leaders/ Trojan Horses.

    • @Hideyoshi1991
      @Hideyoshi1991 7 місяців тому

      ​​@@gmack.The greens suck they literally blocked the government from passing housing reforms because it was to politically independent.

    • @TaureanTrish
      @TaureanTrish 7 місяців тому +2

      Unfortunately not all constituents actually HAVE an independent candidate. I wish mine did. 😒

    • @rabbitsforyang8273
      @rabbitsforyang8273 7 місяців тому

      independent candidates are easily sidelined or corrupted if they win
      real solution is creating parties that are subject to membership dictated policy, not the leadership taking corporate cash
      to enable that you need a new noiseless information system that allows millions to analyze and reach consensus on policy proposals without manipulation or censorship, read the book Art of Consensus which is the basis of the new Constructive Web

  • @brianeibisch6025
    @brianeibisch6025 7 місяців тому +129

    The revolving door of Labor/Liberal opportunity really needs to stop. I really think of our Australian political system as, like in China, a ONE Party system, but with a “dichotomous face”. Cheers

    • @isoboy2125
      @isoboy2125 7 місяців тому +13

      Might as well be a one-party system: at least we'll save ourselves from a lot of these performative two-party shenanigans.

    • @lisqr
      @lisqr 7 місяців тому +14

      Actually 2 is better than 1, because you always have a scapegoat. With only one, you’ll know who to blame.

    • @rep1600
      @rep1600 7 місяців тому

      yep. it's the illusion of choice. just like many things in late-capitalist society, you're given options for something with the same end result so you dont realise you have no choice. doesnt matter what bank youre part of, the same rich cronies own them all, and the same with politics...

    • @majapalmo3027
      @majapalmo3027 7 місяців тому

      It is very much a one party system. If you only had the policies to go by you could't tell Labor and Liberal apart. I always thought Labor was supposed to represent the working class. Now they stiff the blue collar workers by letting in 600,000 immigrants to appease big business.

  • @loabydosser7286
    @loabydosser7286 6 місяців тому +1

    Fantastic. We need you in the scabby old UK.

  • @mirandarosman3721
    @mirandarosman3721 7 місяців тому +4

    Another classic from TJM! You guys rock!!🎉

  • @Lonovavir
    @Lonovavir 7 місяців тому +67

    What a perfect way to say the terrifying truth in a darkly humorous way.

  • @mathgamer8787
    @mathgamer8787 7 місяців тому +31

    Australian political system, we welcome you to the brotherhood. Love from the US political system.

    • @Celeste-in-Oz
      @Celeste-in-Oz 7 місяців тому +1

      sigh… you’re right 😞

  • @redwandennaoui4508
    @redwandennaoui4508 3 місяці тому

    Informative & enjoyable, as always ❤

  • @moopius
    @moopius 6 місяців тому +1

    The only political vids I watch are Pauline's cartoons and you... keep up the good work!

  • @sor8104
    @sor8104 7 місяців тому +90

    Thanks. I'm a senator in a small Caribbean island. Was wondering how to do this! New subscriber earned.

    • @slyar
      @slyar 7 місяців тому

      Which?

    • @sor8104
      @sor8104 7 місяців тому +1

      @@slyar 🇱🇨

    • @slyar
      @slyar 7 місяців тому

      @@sor8104 Is your name actually Soren C or is that a pseudonym?

    • @sor8104
      @sor8104 7 місяців тому +1

      @@slyar first name Soren, last name C__________

    • @slyar
      @slyar 7 місяців тому +1

      @@sor8104 Nice

  • @74Gee
    @74Gee 7 місяців тому +86

    Authorised by the Department for Rigging the Rules of the Game Instead of Trying to Win it by being Less-Shit - priceless!!!

  • @morenofranco9235
    @morenofranco9235 Місяць тому

    And here I thought I KNEW about politics. Now I am discovering through this Educational Channel that every time I think I know something the rules have changed, or the plan was re-planned, or the shit just happened again. Thank you ladies. XX

  • @robbiegarber898
    @robbiegarber898 7 місяців тому +1

    As an American - quick, Australia! Save yourselves before it's too late!
    We've been stuck with supermajority two-part rule for nearly two-and-a-half centuries, and the last decade will tell you about how well that's gone.

  • @Shubh_RKO
    @Shubh_RKO 7 місяців тому +89

    The effort gone in these videos is amazing ❤❤❤

  • @TheRealBozz
    @TheRealBozz 7 місяців тому +33

    I love it when the ladies team up to lay the smack down.

  • @charlespanache7047
    @charlespanache7047 7 місяців тому +2

    I needed to watch this. Thank you for the upload and your sense of humor is true and yet sad. But I still laugh and love the vid

  • @billmitchell2080
    @billmitchell2080 6 місяців тому +1

    Its nice to see its the same all over. Keep up the good work.

  • @humansustainability
    @humansustainability 7 місяців тому +16

    "yeah nah" in stereo...
    epic

  • @secretsquirrel6124
    @secretsquirrel6124 7 місяців тому +76

    remember folks just vote for independent candidates

    • @ether4211
      @ether4211 7 місяців тому +30

      Unless they're crazy people! Not every Independent candidate is good - so always check their policies/history.

    • @AussieTVMusic
      @AussieTVMusic 7 місяців тому +10

      No just vote for good people with integrity regardless of party. Nobody has to take sides but the major parties have turned politics into a sport.

    • @Mp57navy
      @Mp57navy 7 місяців тому +7

      Ask Argentina how that went.

    • @nutterknoll69
      @nutterknoll69 7 місяців тому +6

      People have always said Pauline Hanson is a nut job, because MSM have always told them so. She has been calling out government corruption since day dot, and everyone ignored her! Look where we are today.....I think it's time to give her a go.

    • @BassMatt1972
      @BassMatt1972 7 місяців тому

      Voting for Independents is like herding fkn cats.. One trick ponies who are experts in zip..
      NONE of them have any expertise in fkn Governance.. Or International Diplomacy, or Economies of Nations. Or anything of actual substance..
      The Teals were voted in ON ALP POLICIES.. Just they couldnt vote for the ALP in those Liberal seats, so they voted Teal.

  • @clabianco1
    @clabianco1 6 місяців тому

    Great informational video. I had no idea if HOW ELECTIONS WERE RIGGED EXCEPT FOR VOTING LAWS AND REGULATIONS.

  • @matthewboyd8689
    @matthewboyd8689 7 місяців тому +1

    Regardless of whether it's politics or commercial industries.
    Americans think centralizing and combining things into one is a good thing.
    It just means that it's a monopoly and the competition can rig itself even if they are at odds with each other.
    Small distributed businesses and removing the two-party system would be a step in the right direction

  • @pangorban1
    @pangorban1 7 місяців тому +26

    I'm an ex-pat Australian who has lived abroad for 10 years. I'd forgotten how good Australian political comedy is. Thanks for the reminder.

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 7 місяців тому

      As a current Australian it's also nice to be reminded. It's been a while since anybody's bothered, at least not with this level of production.

  • @NeilBlanco
    @NeilBlanco 7 місяців тому +46

    Love it! Please don't stop doing what you do. This stuff really needs to be heard...

  • @FruitcakeElemental-dv1lu
    @FruitcakeElemental-dv1lu 6 місяців тому +1

    Its staggering how many people praise these videos for being satire and informing them despite it not doing either. The juice has really tapped into a rich vein of angsty cookers of both extremes of politics, all they need to do is link to a few articles claiming them as sources and hope no one reads into them. They even recycle the 'joke' over and over without even any alteration and people keep calling it satire. Truly a leading marvel of the modern misinformation world we live in!

    • @thedarter
      @thedarter 6 місяців тому

      What about it is misinformation, and why? Genuine question, if it's not true I'd like to know so I can be more well-informed.
      I know for a fact that the US faces a similar problem (albeit for slightly different reasons), so I guess it's not immediately obvious what about this is incorrect as someone unfamiliar with Australian politics.

    • @FruitcakeElemental-dv1lu
      @FruitcakeElemental-dv1lu 6 місяців тому

      @@thedarter Take a look at the premise for example, the 'election rigging' notion implies that somehow the vote will be tampered with, but when they go on to describe the content of the law change its about big money donations having its influence cut. Notably big money donation influence is something you can find this channel criticizing in pretty much every prior video, now its being blocked or reduced this change is a bad thing?
      They describe this 'grandfathering' as something sinister, but when you look into the details these organizations are acting as a bank for the respective major parties rather than say relying on an actual bank which would imply concerns of financial independence from that bank and also worse interest rates. Not grandfathering them would force the parties to cut loose all the donations they've received and haven't spent yet. The notion that other parties haven't got similar organizations to hold their money is more a reflection of that parties popularity and management than of the majors.
      Finally nothing specifically changed for independents, they've always had a hard time of getting donations this hasn't changed, their donations have always typically come from individuals rather than businesses thus this hasn't changed. Unless they're arguing that independents should be able to drink from the same big money trough that they criticized the major parties for and are now shutting down, which would be hypocritical in the extreme, but part for the course of HGA.

  • @thisoldproperty
    @thisoldproperty 7 місяців тому +3

    Absolutely brilliant! Your video. Not the new policy.

  • @B2leave
    @B2leave 7 місяців тому +124

    You guys are geniuses. I wish this format existed for other countries as well.

    • @rogerjamespaul5528
      @rogerjamespaul5528 7 місяців тому +2

      It would be great in China and Rus land.

    • @shadow-faye
      @shadow-faye 7 місяців тому

      ​@@rogerjamespaul5528probably not a good idea if youre chinese or russian

    • @kparker2430
      @kparker2430 6 місяців тому

      just another proud export from 'Straya - it's not all minerals and sea sick animals.

  • @iffracem
    @iffracem 7 місяців тому +20

    Been saying the 2 party system is a crock of shit for decades,and people scoffed at me, told me I was stupid.
    Ah well, I'm on the downhill slide,with any luck I'll be dead before it gets really bad.

    • @MezzoForte4
      @MezzoForte4 7 місяців тому +6

      You're lucky. I have about 50 or so more years in me of witnessing this clusterfuck. 🙃

    • @TC-yx2ss
      @TC-yx2ss 7 місяців тому +3

      Don't worry you're not alone,I've been doing the same thing.

    • @sebay4654
      @sebay4654 7 місяців тому +1

      I'm barely in my 20s and even I can see the 2 party systems Crap

    • @stevenwild39
      @stevenwild39 7 місяців тому

      Totally agree. In fact, with the way wages and cost of living is going, dying is pretty much my only retirement strategy.

    • @stevenwild39
      @stevenwild39 7 місяців тому

      I wish I could support Juice Media in some way.... but see above.

  • @ed3214
    @ed3214 3 місяці тому +1

    Bang on the nail, describes our corrupt government criminals

  • @AS-ng5pi
    @AS-ng5pi 7 місяців тому

    More facts thrown at you than the last 10 year's of "News media". Good stuff.

  • @grogery1570
    @grogery1570 7 місяців тому +11

    I was stunned that Albanese cut the number of staff independents could have almost as soon as he won the election. I thought if ever there was a moment for a Labor head kicker to really give it to the Liberal party it was right then. With Teals holding the seats the Liberals needed to win if they ever wanted to be in power again a little bit of help could see the Liberals go poof. Instead he helps the Liberals!!!
    Oh I was so naive.

    • @Mrc172
      @Mrc172 6 місяців тому

      He's almost as thick as Dutton.

  • @mrnobody2589
    @mrnobody2589 7 місяців тому +136

    Like I said.
    If voting made a difference, they wouldn’t allow us to do it.

    • @Ducayneau
      @Ducayneau 7 місяців тому +31

      Voting does make a difference. That's why they try so hard to rig it.

    • @mrmagoo2255
      @mrmagoo2255 7 місяців тому +16

      I think Mark Twain originally said that, I say it to all my friends who don't realise that Corporations run the planet, not Governments.

    • @Ggdivhjkjl
      @Ggdivhjkjl 7 місяців тому +6

      In Australia, you don't have to vote if your sick on election day. No doctor's certificate is needed, only your word.

    • @jk-califkid5017
      @jk-califkid5017 6 місяців тому +9

      As Stalin said, It is not important who votes, but rather, who is counting the votes.

    • @nanashipersonne4151
      @nanashipersonne4151 6 місяців тому

      I do not think you live in Switzerland, I guess.

  • @yulimust8931
    @yulimust8931 2 місяці тому +1

    This is a great video that will help get rid of the false dilemma fallacy. There's always a third, fourth and fifth option. VOTE INDEPENDENT like your life depends on it because it does.

  • @doubleeagleaudio
    @doubleeagleaudio 7 місяців тому +13

    I see that Australia has been learning from the USA.

  • @StrattCaster
    @StrattCaster 7 місяців тому +51

    It gives me such heart to know that there are other fellow humans of integrity like these ladies.

    • @klam77
      @klam77 7 місяців тому

      in itself a funny statement! these ladies "represent" the govt shiv in our backside

    • @majapalmo3027
      @majapalmo3027 7 місяців тому

      Integrity. You know these ladies are just moving their mouth. It's a voice over to promote leftist ideals. You've been hoodwinked.

  • @brandonallers6351
    @brandonallers6351 16 днів тому

    Amazing content, keep it up!

  • @christianhildenbeutel1026
    @christianhildenbeutel1026 7 місяців тому +2

    That was awesome you guys are the best

  • @marktaylor3726
    @marktaylor3726 7 місяців тому +33

    I thought you guys only did satire, but you nailed it.

  • @Living_Connectedness
    @Living_Connectedness 7 місяців тому +7

    Glad to see everyone understanding that Left or Right are just two Wings of the same bird.

  • @iancowan3527
    @iancowan3527 3 місяці тому +2

    So the rewards of the two parties isn't just in the USA!

  • @SIZModig
    @SIZModig 7 місяців тому

    The dubbing is really well done

  • @michaehector1018
    @michaehector1018 7 місяців тому +158

    This is so true it's sickening we all need to stand up to these lying thieves and there nothing but puppets 😂

    • @stivi739
      @stivi739 7 місяців тому +1

      We all go on strike for a month and pay no mortgages or utilities... thatll work

    • @inviktus1983
      @inviktus1983 7 місяців тому +5

      Idk man, people can't even get basic spelling and grammar right. How are they supposed to do anything about this?

    • @alicianah8352
      @alicianah8352 7 місяців тому +1

      Get out of and stay away from the military.

    • @stretchlindsay3547
      @stretchlindsay3547 7 місяців тому

      Good luck, country full of election DUMB SHITS!

    • @stretchlindsay3547
      @stretchlindsay3547 7 місяців тому

      @@alicianah8352 WHAT MILITARY?? We have the smallest amount of military and cops as it is. Look for the figures and be amazed we haven't been taken over yet. If the people in this country were not so DUMB we could take over and the military/cops combined couldn't do S&%T without firing MASS rounds. Imagine the F&CKED reaction in the world to that.

  • @Avianthro
    @Avianthro 7 місяців тому +30

    If the YT algorithm weren't also controlled by big money, maybe this awesome truth video would get to everyone, as it should...Great work! Hits the nail right on the head!

    • @mattc9598
      @mattc9598 7 місяців тому

      UA-cam doesn't really care about interfering in elections outside of the US. This video was on the front page for me in Canada.

    • @Avianthro
      @Avianthro 7 місяців тому

      @@mattc9598 Very interesting...thanks for the info!

  • @torbenretboll2841
    @torbenretboll2841 4 місяці тому +1

    This is a great ad. So honest, it is hard to believe!

  • @kashifreza1993
    @kashifreza1993 7 місяців тому +1

    I will votes for these two blokes if they run
    Atlest they are honest and what they are doing .

  • @saharkhalili5303
    @saharkhalili5303 7 місяців тому +14

    Thank you for communicating this so effectively. It's important it's widely understood. The major parties don't care to share this, for obvious reasons. Lack of transparency, obfuscation of the truth = strategy.