Every Mission In Grand Theft Auto III Ranked From Worst To Best

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  • @bridgecrewdave
    @bridgecrewdave 4 місяці тому +136

    Fun Fact, on the original PS2 Version, you could only do the Uzi Money mission (where you kill the purple gang members) once. If you started a new game file on a memory card with a save that had the gang defeated already, they wouldnt spawn in Shoreside Vale anymore, making the mission impossible

    • @Neopumper666
      @Neopumper666 4 місяці тому +17

      I have that version and its true

    • @Tyranniod
      @Tyranniod 4 місяці тому +19

      That happened to me on the PS2 emulated version on PS4. Screwed up my let's play on UA-cam 😂

    • @redvice6210
      @redvice6210 4 місяці тому +14

      Same thing happens on ps4 for me ruined my 100% run :(

    • @derekknowles5805
      @derekknowles5805 4 місяці тому +6

      That happened to me on original xbox version

    • @happiestaku6646
      @happiestaku6646 3 місяці тому +2

      The only way around it is to delete every GTAIII save

  • @elchomper.1063
    @elchomper.1063 4 місяці тому +343

    Nobody says it but "you better drive my hands are all messed up" is or should be as iconic as"all you had to do was follow the damn train CJ "

    • @jayvilla6277
      @jayvilla6277 4 місяці тому +109

      I poke my head out of the gutter for freakin second and fate shovels *shit* in my face

    • @dorvim1056
      @dorvim1056 4 місяці тому

      Go get some sleep.​@@jayvilla6277

    • @nekipeh7373
      @nekipeh7373 4 місяці тому +68

      I know a place on the edge of Red Light District where we can lay low

    • @kovy6447
      @kovy6447 4 місяці тому +27

      I see only good things for you, kid.

    • @graduator14
      @graduator14 4 місяці тому +18

      Nothing is more iconic than Claude's one-liner when he kills Catalina!

  • @GuckFoogle507
    @GuckFoogle507 4 місяці тому +54

    Pro-tip for the Grand Theft Auto mission: forget about the cars being pristine, there's a Pay'n'Spray literally next to the garage

  • @AugustV3ryOwn
    @AugustV3ryOwn 4 місяці тому +87

    The payphone missions always make me laugh because if I walked past a payphone in real life and it started ringing, I wouldn't answer it lmao.

    • @kingplaya6558
      @kingplaya6558 3 місяці тому +9

      ikr 😅 hell you can't even get me to touch one of those filthy things unnecessarily

    • @Eirik_Bloodaxe
      @Eirik_Bloodaxe Місяць тому +2

      And if you did, how would they even know who you are to wire the money.

    • @Dragonatrix
      @Dragonatrix Місяць тому +3

      Tbf Claude doesn't randomly come across them (except the ones from Marty). The relevant gang leaders literally page him in the first place.

  • @JAYDOG1337A
    @JAYDOG1337A 4 місяці тому +69

    In "Fuzzball" you can actually steal a coach and use it to get all 8 of the prostitutes at once, there's even a trophy for it in the "Definitive" Edition.

    • @Mdmd-h9y7u
      @Mdmd-h9y7u 4 місяці тому +8

      I’m gonna try that next time

    • @stsensual
      @stsensual 4 місяці тому +1

      Plus it's absolutely hilarious to roll up to the Policeman's Ball with a bus full of h00kers.

    • @Mdmd-h9y7u
      @Mdmd-h9y7u 2 місяці тому +1

      @@JAYDOG1337A I’m back hahaha. I tried finding a stretch in the Portland area but couldn’t find one. How did you find one when you did the “Fuzzball” mission?

    • @JAYDOG1337A
      @JAYDOG1337A 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Mdmd-h9y7u It's a coach, they're in the bus station near the port.

    • @Mdmd-h9y7u
      @Mdmd-h9y7u 2 місяці тому +1

      @@JAYDOG1337A Got it, thanks

  • @robred123s
    @robred123s 4 місяці тому +172

    I can't believe you didn't get the two-faced tanner reference, especially when you showed the reference in the video. "Undercover cop," "strangely animated," "Two-Faced Tanner." You're killing Tanner, the main character in the Driver series.
    Driver 3 has an Easter egg where the main character from Vice City can be killed, he's dressed like he is in the game, and wears water wings, referring to the inability to swim in vice city, whereas you can swim in driver 3.

    • @JAYDOG1337A
      @JAYDOG1337A 4 місяці тому +11

      And those guys were fucking hard to kill, I can't count how many times I died to them.

    • @ThommyofThenn
      @ThommyofThenn 4 місяці тому +9

      Never played Driver games but assuming it's a driving crime game, I can see it being a bit of cheek. Kinda like you can find Duke Nukem hanging on a meat hook in a secret area in the greatest build engine game "Blood"

    • @Neopumper666
      @Neopumper666 4 місяці тому +16

      ​@@ThommyofThenn Driver was pretty much a predecessor of GTA 3, turned into rivalry

    • @yerk55
      @yerk55 4 місяці тому +9

      Plus R* gave their version of Tanner the female NPC running animation. 😆

  • @Megaspartan23
    @Megaspartan23 4 місяці тому +61

    The quickest and easiest way to beat Gang car Round-up is to have both Portland gang cars already in the Staunton Island safehouse before starting the mission. That way you don't need to go to Portland to get them.

    • @holierthanu1
      @holierthanu1 4 місяці тому +4

      you still went to portland to get them

    • @Megaspartan23
      @Megaspartan23 3 місяці тому +5

      @@holierthanu1 Granted, I still needed to get the cars from Portland before the mission started. I do recommend getting the Mafia Sentinel stored in the Portland Safe House before killing Salvatore Leone. Going back to Leone territory afterwards is like entering a warzone.

    • @Kuson2
      @Kuson2 3 місяці тому

      @@Megaspartan23 all you have to do is grab one from Salvatore's place then carefully drive down the hill near 8 balls. If it gets damaged just use the Pay N Spray around the corner from your Staunton Island safehouse. As for the Diablo Stallion, they don't even have guns, just bats, this mission is a cake walk, it surprises me how many people struggle with it, then again, I tend to find the entire game mildly challenging at best.

  • @Ya_Brotha_Bilo
    @Ya_Brotha_Bilo 4 місяці тому +82

    GTA 3 is one of the most polarizing games for me it’s one of the only games I love and hate at the same time and I can’t tell how I feel about it

    • @ZatSoul
      @ZatSoul 4 місяці тому +21

      Same. For me though i really like the atmosphere this game gives but really hate how archaic the game mechanic is.

    • @cupheadsboyfriend615
      @cupheadsboyfriend615 4 місяці тому +11

      I enjoyed the game for the first and second half.
      But when the game was near its end it just dropped in terms of quality for me. The missions just become frustrating and not fun.

    • @elchomper.1063
      @elchomper.1063 4 місяці тому +7

      Next to fallout new Vegas I agree and that's mostly cause it just crashes on PS3 after a few hours. I went back to fo 3 cause I was so annoyed by it.
      GTA 3 is the foundation of vice city so it's cool but it isn't as fleshed out it is the bridge between 2d and 3d and for that it'll always be cool.
      "You better drive my hands are all messed up" is as iconic as all you had to do was follow the train

    • @Monokai
      @Monokai 4 місяці тому +2

      @@ZatSoul they have a phrase for that, it's called skill issue. :P

    • @ToniH.-je8bx
      @ToniH.-je8bx 4 місяці тому +5

      @@MonokaiEhh, it’s really not the hardest game out there but it has some pretty dickish game design.

  • @nick_4972
    @nick_4972 4 місяці тому +59

    I played so much of this game when I was a kid. But I never played a single mission after the first. I just messed around for hours at a time lol

    • @lshxggyl
      @lshxggyl 4 місяці тому +10

      I highly recommend giving it a try, it’s a fun challenge

    • @cdxxIV424
      @cdxxIV424 4 місяці тому +3

      Lmbo same, I played it all the time as a kid while doing no missions. I bought the trilogy in 2018 and beat em in order

    • @lisa4471
      @lisa4471 Місяць тому

      Played the game first time on phone, but never did missions. Just drove around and discovering the world. This year i bought the definitive Edition and did all story-missions.

  • @SJMcK
    @SJMcK 4 місяці тому +78

    Yes, pay phones could receive incoming calls.

    • @redbasher636
      @redbasher636 4 місяці тому +1

      How did you answer it? Didn't you have to pay to use or was it only pay to call?

    • @ThommyofThenn
      @ThommyofThenn 4 місяці тому +11

      ​@@redbasher636that's where the pager/beeper device came in
      I believe the pager would alert you and display a phone number to dial which would then route you thru to your caller

    • @RjM777
      @RjM777 4 місяці тому

      ok boomer

    • @ThommyofThenn
      @ThommyofThenn 4 місяці тому +10

      @@RjM777 funny!

    • @Kuson2
      @Kuson2 3 місяці тому +5

      @@RjM777 Its going to be hilarious when all of the people that love saying this are old af lol there's no escaping it.

  • @ZatSoul
    @ZatSoul 4 місяці тому +20

    Finally, been waiting for you to cover GTA 3 missions. Loved it

  • @supramanx1997
    @supramanx1997 4 місяці тому +24

    Pay phones COULD get calls. They had the number posted in them usually, and you'd never do it or answer one unless you were stranded or otherwise arranged it ahead of time

    • @vksasdgaming9472
      @vksasdgaming9472 3 місяці тому +2

      With bad luck answering to that phone call put you in crosshairs of deranged maniac with a grudge towards you and reasons are absolutely his own.

  • @wingsofzero5732
    @wingsofzero5732 3 місяці тому +7

    The only reason I remember 'Rigged To Blow' was because after suffering trying to find the best route many times over, I finally arrived at the garage. Except in my haste to finish the mission I accidentally tapped the car too hard while parking it inside the garage.
    I got a nice view of the garage door closing as my car blew up inside of it. Probably one of the few notable times I've legitimately screamed "NOOOOOO!".
    Love you, GTA 3.

  • @festival3051
    @festival3051 4 місяці тому +15

    Triads and Tribulations is my favourite of all time. I remember being amazed at the scale of the gang war in Portland. So much fun

  • @cole009productions7
    @cole009productions7 4 місяці тому +9

    Claude definitely only shot to shut her up. Claude had the chance to kill Maria far earlier in the game but held off, despite getting him on Salvatore's bad side. Once Asuka had her claws into Miguel, Claude had the chance to kill Maria off too, as he did with Kenji.

    • @CamarillaPrince
      @CamarillaPrince 20 днів тому

      Really good take. Never really heard any compelling arguments for or against and this is solid.

  • @koleszgdanska7149
    @koleszgdanska7149 4 місяці тому +51

    My favourite thing about this game is it's dark, horror-like, eerie atmosphere. Even the music sounds so disturbing on these dirty streets

    • @ThommyofThenn
      @ThommyofThenn 4 місяці тому +10

      Yea very "liminal space" as the zoomers call it

  • @TwigTheThird
    @TwigTheThird 4 місяці тому +29

    Pay phones could receive calls, I even answered one once.

    • @d0kt0r17
      @d0kt0r17 4 місяці тому +29

      What side mission you got?

    • @The_Shining_wizard
      @The_Shining_wizard 2 місяці тому +1

      I just learned today that you can take random side missions that aren’t the diablos,yardies or jacks. I truly love how the game added things like this. I even love how you can take the train. It’s the small things that count for me.

  • @v.s7114
    @v.s7114 4 місяці тому +19

    21:50 - actually yes, you could call payphones, many payphones had numbers taped on them that allowed them to be called, and even if not, you could *69 them.

  • @Lucios1995
    @Lucios1995 3 місяці тому +3

    12:17 Well his name (El Burro) literally does mean "The Donkey"
    For Silence The Sneak, if I remember correctly, you can hold the grenade trigger to affect the distance?
    43:07 Oh wow, that's just what Avery Carrington said in Vice City
    46:50 Travis Baker from Crime Boss Rockay City and Toni Cipriani (From GTA III only) share voice actors!

  • @dvsr.115
    @dvsr.115 4 місяці тому +5

    for decoy there's an extremely easy strat i found where if you drive straight through the grass by francis international you can land in a wide open concrete area behind the car park where hardly any cops can follow you

  • @therealfulgens
    @therealfulgens 4 місяці тому +6

    7:09 actually, it’s only 4 stars. It just looks like it’s 6 stars for some reason. However, if you go to a pay and spray, not only will it reinstate the wanted level, it’ll make it an ACTUAL 6 star wanted level with Rhinos and everything

  • @hatefuleightyseven2962
    @hatefuleightyseven2962 3 місяці тому +4

    You should rank the Chatterbox callers from worst to best. That would be a great video.

  • @danvsclips8326
    @danvsclips8326 4 місяці тому +13

    4:16 It's generally believed this is because there was a cut mission here called "Emergency Service", which involved stealing a firetruck, breaking into the airport, and gunning down a landing plane of Colombian reinforcements.

  • @shredguitarob
    @shredguitarob 4 місяці тому +5

    One time, I "cheesed" the AI in Dead Skunk In The Trunk by standing on top of the diner and the area behind it as the Forellis just rammed into the diner and wall and blew their cars up, I then got into the car and just drove the car over to the crusher haha

  • @sandorbence2067
    @sandorbence2067 4 місяці тому +6

    Most of this game has aged pretty badly (even compared to VC or SA), but one mission I'll always love is Kingdom Come. The whole situation there is something straight out of Manhunt, it's that dark visceral stuff we don't have anymore in GTAs. It's more about the lore/atmosphere rather than the gameplay but it's the best example of how the GTA III Liberty city is the most messed up place in probably the whole series and how dangerous Catalina/the Colombians really are.

  • @armando_az1
    @armando_az1 4 місяці тому +13

    It is a product of its time I still play it, it has flaws but it's unique

  • @dorothylee5602
    @dorothylee5602 4 місяці тому +68

    Claudes voice actor is the best

    • @Jordabrz
      @Jordabrz 4 місяці тому +7

      He nailed it 😂

    • @RealJesseSmoke
      @RealJesseSmoke 4 місяці тому +6

      He had the most legendary voice line in gaming history with "..."

    • @Broski_Nation
      @Broski_Nation 4 місяці тому +3

      @@dorothylee5602 🤣. I wonder how much his voice actor got paid? Was it cash? Ebay stock?

    • @Wildcatt1999
      @Wildcatt1999 Місяць тому +2

      Ikr? When he said, "...", I felt that. 🥲

  • @michaelrigney9682
    @michaelrigney9682 4 місяці тому +10

    For The Fuzz Ball, a cheese I used to do as a kid was using a bus. You can pick them all up in one go if you use the right route

    • @ewetwentythree
      @ewetwentythree 3 місяці тому +1

      That's ingenious! Definitely gonna try next time I'm at that part of the game

    • @michaelrigney9682
      @michaelrigney9682 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ewetwentythree This video actually made me pick it back up lol, got to that mission, and at least in my version it has to be a Coach (the ones you can steal from the station by the docks). Not one of the School-bus looking ones which are just called Bus. Just to add a footnote from recent personal experience 👍

  • @PlanetNateGaming
    @PlanetNateGaming 4 місяці тому +7

    "Like any other nothing burger missions this one doesn't even serve to introduce any sort of mechanic"
    WRONG, It introduces Joey who is a mechanic.
    also Farewell, Chunky Lee Chong is passable in 3 ways:
    1. chase him down like a mad man and maybe get into a car chase
    2. free aim/lock on kill him just out of range of the cutscene and before he knows you exist
    3.rig Chonky's car with a bomb

    • @TBP
      @TBP  3 місяці тому +5

      You know what's funny? At some point while editing, I realized the same point about the mission introducing Joey who was a mechanic. But I forgot to add the addendum. I kept remembering I had forgotten something, but couldn't remember what I'd forgotten

  • @jakekoehler1
    @jakekoehler1 3 місяці тому +5

    Espresso2Go has to be in my personal “circle of hell” for how hard that mission was

  • @edb2863
    @edb2863 4 місяці тому +20

    I can't believe you didn't talk about the alternative ways to complete Chunky Lee Chong...it's pretty famous for that reason

    • @boogaboom
      @boogaboom 4 місяці тому +2

      Wait what are the alternative ways

    • @edb2863
      @edb2863 4 місяці тому +13

      @boogaboom you can steal his car, drive it to 8 balls, then drive it back and park it in the same spot. Then run around to the alley entrance you're supposed to enter into. Target flees, blows himself up
      Alternatively you could cheat and spawn in a tank, he can't open it for whatever reason, or you can chase him down in it
      And I think depending on which alley entrance you use he runs a different direction but it's been a while since I tested that one

    • @jonathanjoestar6365
      @jonathanjoestar6365 4 місяці тому

      You mean Lips Forelli

    • @edb2863
      @edb2863 4 місяці тому +3

      @@jonathanjoestar6365 I do not

    • @jonathanjoestar6365
      @jonathanjoestar6365 4 місяці тому +2

      @edb2863 The mission you're talking about is Lips Forelli's Last Meal, Chunky Lee Chong has you kill the guy in a noodle stand

  • @gamestopcheats9653
    @gamestopcheats9653 4 місяці тому +3

    Ok tbh honest Bacon, your videos are so gawd dam good I rewatch them. You are probably my favorite UA-camr ATM. Thank you for your videos man you are one of the best in my opinion.

  • @nathantschirhart9711
    @nathantschirhart9711 4 місяці тому +5

    1:16:27 hey tactical bacon? u also forgot to mention that this mission also comes with a bit of a game-breaking bug involving the purple nines ceasing to exist & that program passing over to other save game data.

  • @pharmcat8484
    @pharmcat8484 4 місяці тому +4

    That wasn’t a gunshot, that’s just how Claude speaks.

  • @Highretrogamelord
    @Highretrogamelord 4 місяці тому +8

    Glad the missions Plaster Blaster and especially Bomb Da Base: Act II are so high up.
    I'm still uncertain about Claude shooting Maria. Claude is unhinged and has absolutely 0 loyalty to anyone so it could be possible but it was also after he got his revenge so maybe he just wanted to enjoy peace and quiet and gave a warning shot.

    • @msaleh3086
      @msaleh3086 3 місяці тому +1

      yeah its really interesting how rockstar leave this as a question for us to theorize which unites us

  • @Maxwel_Rodrigues
    @Maxwel_Rodrigues 4 місяці тому +12

    47:07 In "The Pick-Up" there is usually a van at each alley exit, which makes it difficult to just get in the car and drive away, but it seems that in your gameplay there is no van at all 😂
    52:20 Two-Faced Tanner is a parody of the Driver series, specifically of Driver 2. Tanner is a undecover cop who usually drives muscle cars, he's useless outside the car in Driver 2, has a funny running animation and the his visual in Driver 2 amd GTA 3 are the same. Yeah, it's a very on the nose parody 😅

    • @ASecretToEveryone86
      @ASecretToEveryone86 3 місяці тому +4

      Plus, Driver is known for its insane police AI, so the wanted level makes sense.

  • @Zoki4444
    @Zoki4444 4 місяці тому +2

    I love your narrations, man. Your voice is awesome for reviews.

  • @treetheoak8313
    @treetheoak8313 4 місяці тому +4

    This Mad lad is going to do it. Good luck on the next few games!

  • @CGomm-le7gv
    @CGomm-le7gv 4 місяці тому +6

    21:54 love you stuff ,i have personally witness a pay phone receive a wrong number back in the day in late 90s

  • @bradjarvis4963
    @bradjarvis4963 3 місяці тому +3

    The only way I beat bomb da base act 2 when I was a kid was by pinning 8ball under a car, killing all the enemies, then moving the car so 8 ball could plant the bomb unhindered

  • @Walkerman606
    @Walkerman606 4 місяці тому +5

    Another great video. Hopefully you do a IV episode of missions worst to best. Also I don't think Claude killed Maria. He shot the gun in the air to warn her to shut up.

  • @shreviews6969
    @shreviews6969 4 місяці тому +4

    1:29:36 no, rockstar already confirmed that it was a sound glitch, but it's weird like... Why there will be a sound glitch in that exact moment... Anyway good vid I agree on most of this list. But espresso2go in 8th place is just weird imo, this mission is bad nothing in that mission is good. The best part of this mission is when you finally beat is after 69 tries.

  • @ozi5269
    @ozi5269 4 місяці тому +4

    Still have best atmosphere in all 3d gta. I would like to see same ranking videos on 1 and 2.

  • @d4rz0t667
    @d4rz0t667 2 місяці тому +2

    21:53 I think they did. Like there's a ton of examples of that in different films, but I've never used one in any way. I do believe payphones had phone number attached to them but I'm not 100% sure

  • @oraclemirai
    @oraclemirai 4 місяці тому +18

    Personally, Claude fired in the air to shut her up...and probably clipped a surviving Columbian in the process. 😄

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 4 місяці тому

      Nah Maria shot him

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@nickrustyson8124why would she stop talking right after the shot if she did it?

    • @cole009productions7
      @cole009productions7 4 місяці тому +3

      Funniest interpretation of that, some random Columbian on the damn on the aftermath getting clocked by one final bullet shot in the story mode.

  • @Tylerson
    @Tylerson 4 місяці тому +3

    I always read the gunshot at the ending as Claude killing her, but I also never really thought much about it. Thinking further into it, it does raise the question of why he'd waste time rescuing her just to then kill her.
    That being said, the devs probably just put it in there as a gag without much thought behind it.

  • @maxstone3779
    @maxstone3779 4 місяці тому +3

    I get why they had to cut the last Donald Love mission given everything that happened IRL. But I agree it was disappointing that someone else wasn't put in or that it was just left out.

  • @ThommyofThenn
    @ThommyofThenn 4 місяці тому +3

    4:55 this game was made by an English speaking company and its main market was in English speaking countries right? I wonder why the subtitles are so different from the dialogue, usually that's something you see in fan translations of foriegn language games/film

  • @reddeadredeemer1025
    @reddeadredeemer1025 3 місяці тому +1

    6:38 “Decoy” is actually a decent mission. All you have to do is take the tunnel and you can easily avoid the helicopter. All you’re really facing is cop cars.

  • @BlueWolfAlex
    @BlueWolfAlex 4 місяці тому +6

    I gotta be honest, after that jab at that GTA Advance Mission, I kinda want a GTA Advance Mission ranking

  • @IAmTheEagleHTM
    @IAmTheEagleHTM 4 місяці тому +4

    Ice cream truck... Partner, THE RAREST VEHICLE IN THE GAME GOT IN YOUR WAY, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?!!!

  • @nekipeh7373
    @nekipeh7373 4 місяці тому +16

    I have completed this game so any times that i memorized pretty much everything, from dialogues, map shortcuts, packages, stunts, rampages, easter eggs, unique vehicles and weapons etc
    I really love this game and its atmosphere, and even with all the annoyance, it never gets boring to me. Cheers
    P.S. Yup, he killed her at the end

    • @princenoreally
      @princenoreally 4 місяці тому +5

      Same this is my favorite gta game

  • @ther0n1nnamed47
    @ther0n1nnamed47 4 місяці тому +3

    Yes, in fact payphones did receive phone calls. The number was usually on the phone itself and odds are you could send a pager message (remember those?) to whoever you needed to talk to and then they would call said number. It is basically text and call before cellphones became popular. Man things are so easy now

  • @tylertheguy3160
    @tylertheguy3160 4 місяці тому +6

    "..." - Claude, 2001.

  • @elchomper.1063
    @elchomper.1063 4 місяці тому +20

    GTA 4 literally has rigged to blow too wtf

  • @jazzlaugh6578
    @jazzlaugh6578 4 місяці тому +3

    I personally never thought the gunshot was diagetic. I always thought it was just a sound to transition between the ending conversation and credits.

  • @thefightinggameplayer
    @thefightinggameplayer 4 місяці тому +3

    Comment question: theoretically, Maria's dead. Canonically, it's ambiguous. Even the GTA Wikia says the date of death is possibly 2001. Rockstar themselves have said people believe she's dead and people believe that she's alive.
    I personally believe that Claude killing Maria is the gunshot; on a technicality; wouldn't Maria be a loose end? Everyone that betrays Claude is dead. Technically; it starts and ends with Catalina. But; Maria is Salvatore's wife/widow. Wouldn't it make sense that Maria would at least try to hire someone to kill Claude?

  • @TekkenGirl4Lyfe
    @TekkenGirl4Lyfe 4 місяці тому +5

    This video made me realise how little I actually remember of 3 outside of messing around with the cheats and reskinning Claude in MS Paint. (I uh. I was about 8.)

  • @jamilfrost6217
    @jamilfrost6217 4 місяці тому +11

    I recently just beat GTA 3 this month, and man did this game test my patience. This game pissed me off the most out of all of the games in the series. In the long run I had fun, but I dont think I'll be touching this game anytime soon.

    • @SecretMagician
      @SecretMagician 4 місяці тому +3

      I said this in another comment here but I genuinely wish the Definitive Edition was a remake of the original three 3D era GTA games and also add remakes of Liberty City Stories and Vice City Stories instead of the poor excuse of a "remake" we actually got instead.
      Personally, I'd mostly remake 3 by refining and adding more missions, more characters (Darkel, Major Hale, Toshiro Kasen) and making Liberty City more bigger like what they initially plannned (Like the prison island Claude, 8-Ball, and the OJG were going to be sent to, the chemical and power plant, having the airport be in Staunton Island, the military base, reusing and making the unused wireframe of a bigger Shoreside Vale in the actual game, adding the Ghost Town from the opening cutscene into this new Shoreside Vale, along with the ferry station replacing the airport (now repurposed and moved from LCS), etc).
      With Vice City, I'd properly go through it with a fine-toothed comb to make it better paced and fix the architecture and building planning of Vice City (just look at the map layout properly, it's a MESS!!), while San Andreas mostly just has the "Return to Los Santos" section better paced.
      This could've remade and refined all five prominent 3D era games and made them as good as they could've been. It's kinda sad that mods are our only respite from this, with 3 being the runt of the litter with how outdated its code is compared to VC and SA, which have far better mods (NextGen Edition and Stars and Stripes respectively), but not for lack of trying though (LC'01), while LCS and especially VCS (especially because of Phil Collins) being trapped on the PSP and PS2 with no PC ports in sight.

  • @nl3064
    @nl3064 2 місяці тому +1

    I've played through the campaign a couple times. To make The Exchange easier, collect the hidden packages beforehand until a sniper rifle spawns at your safehouse. When the mission starts and you leave the Mansion, speed down to your Shoreside Vale safehouse just down the hill, collect the sniper rifle, then speed to the dam. You should have just enough time if you're fast. Then simply snipe everyone (including the truck that will come at you, snipe it until it explodes). Makes the whole thing easier without basically even having to engage anyone.

  • @simmat6419
    @simmat6419 4 місяці тому +6

    I hate the missons in this game. Every 3D GTA after this one outclasses this one by a wide mile. And that is a good thing

  • @kalkuttadrop6371
    @kalkuttadrop6371 4 місяці тому +4

    1:21:15 Just Asian in British English refers specifically to Indians and Pakistanis and Oriental doesn't have the same negative connotation over there so that's actually fine.

  • @RetroPixelLizard
    @RetroPixelLizard 4 місяці тому +8

    12:22 Thought that was "The Donkey" from GTA1 than an actual Donkey.
    I find It weird you don't mention the final mission having your third safehouse on the way makes not only collecting the packages really pay off, but If you had the foresight to save the bulletproof patriot In the garage from the end of one set of missions you can just plow through everything at the dam.

  • @richw6656
    @richw6656 3 місяці тому +1

    The way you said donkeys at 12:23 had me laughing longer than it should've

  • @jahknowone9407
    @jahknowone9407 4 місяці тому +2

    WE LOVE THESE VIDS DUDE KEEP EM COMING

  • @lance2465
    @lance2465 4 місяці тому +4

    You have 106k subscribers you’re well on your way to 125k subscribers. I am thinking you might get it within a year maybe sooner.

  • @Marti_Docus47
    @Marti_Docus47 4 місяці тому +3

    I mean Maria was the catalyst for all the bad things really so if he didn't shoot her he might have turned it on himself just to get some peace. Even though he was mute, doesn't mean his patience wasn't wearing thin

  • @irina_modyanova
    @irina_modyanova 2 місяці тому +1

    Was such a pleasure to listen to your voice for hour and a half

  • @Monocheto1
    @Monocheto1 4 місяці тому +6

    I never had trouble with Decoy, i always just drove thru the airpoirt

    • @BioHazardAlBatros
      @BioHazardAlBatros 3 місяці тому +2

      You can just hide in the subway, the police doesn't spawn here

  • @CrashGordon94
    @CrashGordon94 4 місяці тому +3

    For Escort, if I'm remembering right the trick is to actually take another route to Shoreside Vale, so you're FAAAR away from the truck you're escorting. That way the Cartel guys won't spawn since you're too far away.
    Still can be tricky, you'll need to be in spawning distance towards the end regardless but at least the Cartel have a much smaller window to work in.
    EDIT: Oh, spoke too soon, lol.

  • @Hi_Just_Fred
    @Hi_Just_Fred 4 місяці тому +3

    Under Surveillance has different audio in the later versions because they used files from older versions of the game.
    The original PS2 version was changed because of the 911 attacks, Rockstar likely wanted to avoid any controversy by using the FBI as enemies the player needed go kill. This is also probably why they were turned into the FIB in later entries to make it more into a "parody" than the "real organization" even if it's all still fictional.
    There's other changes to support this like the mad men mission dialogue changed from referring to them as "suicide bombers" to "madmen" and some other version differences that have been documented online.

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 4 місяці тому

      Regardless, the in game models are the same (gangsters) so seemingly this change/censor was implemented before the FBI enemy models were made.

  • @mysteriousdave9257
    @mysteriousdave9257 4 місяці тому +3

    I dont think Claude was fooling around with that last shot

  • @buckn5
    @buckn5 4 місяці тому +10

    What is left of crime in liberty city at the end of gta 3?
    The yakuza wiped out, cartel wiped out, leones severly weakened, there does not seem to be anything left.

    • @cole009productions7
      @cole009productions7 4 місяці тому +11

      The Southside Hoods, Yardies, Diablos and Triads (Despite being weakened) are still very much around and all but one of them hate you if you finish all their missions.

    • @matepusztai5713
      @matepusztai5713 3 місяці тому +5

      The Yakuza definetly weren't wiped out, only Kenji and Asuka died. But I guess they can replace them easily, because Yakuza organizations are pretty well organized ones. And maybe Asuka&Kenji weren't even the main leaders, since none of them were called oyabun(the big boss of the organization) in the game. So it is possible that there is a bigger Yakuza boss who we didn't meet in the game.
      Purple Nincs is the only gang that were certainly wiped out. The Cartel and the Triads became insignificant and weak that's for sure, but some gangs remained strong or became even stronger than before. Maybe the yardies took over the Spank distribution ring from the Cartel and they became real powerful. And the Red Jacks also could invest money to upgrade the gang.
      So the criminal underworld of Liberty City is alive and well.

  • @thejedisonic67
    @thejedisonic67 4 місяці тому +3

    This is more or less a suggestion type of request, but it'd be neat if you looked at all the classic mega man and/or mega man x games. I think having a ranking video of all the weapons that popped up throughout the years of this series would be interesting to compare (as well as the traversal items)

  • @graduator14
    @graduator14 4 місяці тому +1

    Great video! Claude is the funniest character in the entire series!

  • @p0werfu11
    @p0werfu11 4 місяці тому +7

    1:06:59
    This "DEALER MINCED!!." text always felt so weird. Like they had different style ideas and this phrase was from an older concept if that makes sense.

  • @joeycommet45
    @joeycommet45 3 місяці тому +2

    1:16:36 "Lemme in."

  • @AlfieTrevor4444
    @AlfieTrevor4444 4 місяці тому +4

    I don't care if some missions are just cutscenes since most missions are actual gameplay

  • @VBrancoPT
    @VBrancoPT 4 місяці тому +6

    13:34 - 13:39 An ice cream truck? It was probably Sweet Tooth. lol

  • @ny_xu
    @ny_xu 3 місяці тому +2

    i unironically learnt to fly the dodo for marked man because i didnt know the tunnels are opened

  • @beunjoris
    @beunjoris 4 місяці тому +2

    All I can say is thank you for the video!

  • @INeverWanted2010
    @INeverWanted2010 4 місяці тому +3

    26:38 You forgot to mention that Luigi's Girls is automatically activated after you beat the first mission, Give Me Liberty.

  • @maxpokebruh27
    @maxpokebruh27 4 місяці тому +2

    26:38 did you say that twice or am I going crazy?

  • @nl3064
    @nl3064 2 місяці тому +1

    26:53 apparently, in the original script, you were supposed to pick up two of them: Misty and another girl named Trixie (a deleted character who got cut from the final game), hence them keeping the title Luigi's GirlS.

  • @TordaiJenoArthurJenci
    @TordaiJenoArthurJenci 4 місяці тому +21

    luigis girls was meant to have 2 girls

  • @bandlabman462
    @bandlabman462 4 місяці тому

    oh shit i used to follow you a ways back then you stopped being recommended, welcome back to the feed! i love your content ( here from twisted metal from like a while ago)

  • @Vintageyyyy
    @Vintageyyyy 4 місяці тому +1

    I do think Claude killed her at the end. Great video man.

  • @nightstreak
    @nightstreak 4 місяці тому +2

    In bling bling scamble, you can actually blow up your competition taking them out leaving you a easy victory

  • @borostanca
    @borostanca 4 місяці тому +2

    i hope the entire series go through your rankings, itd be awesome to see getting gtav at the finale knowing how you feel about the game lol

  • @clsd88
    @clsd88 4 місяці тому +6

    Gta 3 is a legendary game, but the gameplay did not age well, sadly.

    • @SecretMagician
      @SecretMagician 4 місяці тому +2

      I genuinely wish the Definitive Edition was a remake of the original three 3D era GTA games and also add remakes of Liberty City Stories and Vice City Stories instead of the poor excuse of a "remake" we actually got instead.
      Personally, I'd mostly remake 3 by refining and adding more missions, more characters (Darkel, Major Hale, Toshiro Kasen) and making Liberty City more bigger like what they initially plannned (Like the prison island Claude, 8-Ball, and the OJG were going to be sent to, the chemical and power plant, having the airport be in Staunton Island, the military base, reusing and making the unused wireframe of a bigger Shoreside Vale in the actual game, adding the Ghost Town from the opening cutscene into this new Shoreside Vale, along with the ferry station replacing the airport (now repurposed and moved from LCS), etc).
      With Vice City, I'd properly go through it with a fine-toothed comb to make it better paced and fix the architecture and building planning of Vice City (just look at the map layout properly, it's a MESS!!), while San Andreas mostly just has the "Return to Los Santos" section better paced.
      This could've remade and refined all five prominent 3D era games and made them as good as they could've been. It's kinda sad that mods are our only respite from this, with 3 being the runt of the litter with how outdated its code is compared to VC and SA, which have far better mods (NextGen Edition and Stars and Stripes respectively), but not for lack of trying though (LC'01), while LCS and especially VCS (especially because of Phil Collins) being trapped on the PSP and PS2 with no PC ports in sight.

    • @NTxC
      @NTxC 2 місяці тому

      Wrong

  • @elchomper.1063
    @elchomper.1063 4 місяці тому +3

    Sorry for the constant comments but holy hell Columbia or Colorado is a hilarious line

  • @jadedheartsz
    @jadedheartsz 4 місяці тому +15

    I heard rumors there was going to be a mission called "Love Hurts" where you killed off Donald Love by flying a plane into his building and it got removed after 9/11 so that might be why he vanishes so suddenly, and apparently at least one mission from GTA 3 was removed due to terrorism references so that might be it.

    • @SQUIZZLER24
      @SQUIZZLER24 4 місяці тому +3

      As far as I know, the cut character was going to be a homeless guy called Darko and would be found in the long tunnel under St. Marks near 8 Ball. He was intended to give you various terrorism-themed missions, similar to the rampages found around the city. He was cut due to 9/11 as you say.
      What remains of him is a group of homeless guys in the same tunnel who drop molotov cocktails when you kill them, possibly as a reference to Darko.

    • @jadedheartsz
      @jadedheartsz 4 місяці тому +5

      @@SQUIZZLER24 Yeah I heard about Darko, crazy thing is his voice-actor Bill Fiore is still credited in the game manual and the "Ice Scream You Scream" mission was originally supposed to be given out by him as were some of the rampage missions.
      Actually he wasn't cut due to 9/11 that's a common misconception, his missions had already been removed from the game before that fateful day as Rockstar decided his character didn't really fit in with the rest of the game.

    • @thegekkoguy189
      @thegekkoguy189 4 місяці тому +9

      That likely wasn’t it at all. According to the design document, Donald Love really wasn’t a factor until late in development. Toshiro was his stand-in, and had pretty much Love’s entire mission strand.
      It’s likely Love was a last minute addition and they probably didn’t have a lot of time to plan how his arc would pan out. The Dodo was never meant to be flyable, as shown through how many rooftops don’t exist, and was always a reference to a scene from Live and Let Die where the plane gets its wings snapped off during a chase sequence.
      So yeah, Love Hurts was never a thing, and Darkel’s only purpose was to give rampage-like missions. Before Love was even conceived, Darkel was already being phased out of the game, so that’s another nail in the coffin.

    • @jadedheartsz
      @jadedheartsz 4 місяці тому +1

      @@thegekkoguy189 ah OK that makes sense. I am curious which mission was removed for referencing terrorism though.

    • @SQUIZZLER24
      @SQUIZZLER24 3 місяці тому

      @@jadedheartsz Ah cool, I didn’t realise the 9/11 thing wasn’t the main reason Darko was cut. But to be fair, it’s understandable - seems like his missions would have been a bit overly grim given the rest of the game.

  • @megaxtrime3144
    @megaxtrime3144 3 місяці тому +1

    The fuzz ball mission could be cheated in a way by using the coach as it can hold all 8 at once

  • @spookylegoman194
    @spookylegoman194 4 місяці тому +1

    Honestly after watching this in full it really has made me want to play throught this game for the first time

  • @grandwizardautismo
    @grandwizardautismo 4 місяці тому +8

    Claude 100% killed Maria

  • @mrmanchicken5062
    @mrmanchicken5062 Місяць тому

    52:26 fun fact: this entire mission is meant to mock another game series from this time called Driver. In that game, you play as an undercover cop named John Tanner. This mission was essentially just to make fun of Driver

  • @hoodrowwilson
    @hoodrowwilson 5 днів тому

    For Decoy, the best strategy is to stick to the grass areas as you make your way to the subway entrance near the airport, and then get down onto the subway tracks where you're safe from police following you.

  • @dennis9854
    @dennis9854 4 місяці тому +3

    I would love this for every gta game

  • @chrisxcrozz5186
    @chrisxcrozz5186 3 місяці тому +1

    Are you gonna do GTA 4 and GTA 5 mission rank as well in the future?

  • @fivecent4614
    @fivecent4614 3 місяці тому

    Fun thing me and my family found out about the 'Give Me Liberty' intro mission is that getting the hidden packages on Portland is easiest to do first, then take 8 Ball to the hideout