@Justin Edwards OMG..... i never laughed so hard in my whole life, i literally was drooling while laughing for 3 conservatives minutes after watching Joey's face reaction.
I was already bent over laughing when Joey said, “imagine you’re watching him give his first speech as President ... all of a sudden you hear “pfffft” and half his head is missing, but he’s still talking ... ” That was it, I was on the floor in hysterics, eyes watering and holding my stomach. 🤣
@@-alleycat-1778 Thank you man! Also, i don't now if you have see the video of Joey Diaz when he talk about the one legged woman,in that video they use the term "Blackout" i think,in what sense?
@@Brizius blackout usually means pass out unconscious but when they use it the girl says sorry I must've blacked out at some point meaning stopped listening
Diaz is so naturally funny; that "good" had me cackling. Wasn't expecting laconic humor from the king of "lemme tell you something" but by God did he land it
Watched this part of this episode like 30 times so I'm glad you clipped it so I don't have to keep rewinding the whole episode . "A hat with a propeller on it."
I think I've watched this particular clip about 19 times now, and every time uncle joey says the "guy with a propeller on his hat" I lose my shit. How the fuck can you come up with something that goddamn funny on the spot. Uncle joey is the GOAT
@@thrasher2094 i know but i could just see uncle joey sitting in the oval office with joe rogan, smoking mad trees an talking about how uncle joey finger banged the queen of england😂😂😀😂😂😂
7:27 Segura: *Laughs Christina: “You’re going to hell Tom” *Joey makes an assassination/sped joke Christina: *laughs along with everyone Coco always does a great job in subliminally taking the heat away from his friends, always a pleasure listening to his podcasts lmao
That freeze frame was perfect. He could’ve left it there without playing the video and it would’ve been just as funny. Joeys face watching him was priceless. Genuine disbelief lmfao
Joey’s face listening to this clip. Has me in tears. Joey Diaz is a gift to this world and we don’t deserve it. “I’m running for president of the United States” Joey: good I lose it every time. Holy shit.
The way Joey says “good” was too funny
Funniest thing I heard in a min
I love how he said ok
Harman S so nonchalant 😂😂
I’m crying
Harman S 1:00
“His Vice President is going to be a guy with a hat with a propeller on it.”😂👍
lmao that line killed me so dead hahaha
@@nebulous57_2 hahaha yeah got me that one too
7:37 I'm fucking dead, it's 4:00am and I woke my mom up. I couldn't hold my laugh, I accidentally yelled 😂
That line was absolutely hilarious
That line killed me too. Holy shit.
0:40 The smirk Tom gives to himself because he knows exactly what he's about to show Joey gets me everytime.
I lost it seeing Joey's face watching the first clip.
Huston Swanson 😂😂😂
I was in tears looking at joeys face while he watched the video and I almost had to go to the hospital when he said “good” 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
He looked mortified 😂.
Dude same here lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Come over, I want you to tape me I’m running for president”
“Yeah I’ll be there in 2 hours” 😂😂
I dont think that was the joke
@@BlackCheezit It wasn't
"I'd sent the mental health people over there and tell em he was talking about killing himself and taking out a Ralph's"
@@reecesault-burke1089💀😂 “ taking out a Ralph’s..”
@@BlackCheezit Its part of it. You can tell the way he said it he wasn't gonna be there in two hours 😂😂
Joeys reaction face was funnier than the dude saying he’s running for president
lmfaooo
Lol facts
@Justin Edwards
OMG..... i never laughed so hard in my whole life, i literally was drooling while laughing for 3 conservatives minutes after watching Joey's face reaction.
LMAOOO
Lmao 🤣 for real
Diaz/Syatt 2020
summit nigga u want a bitch pres
liked this before I watched it
Is Lee 35? He sure is special.
Lees laugh could bring world peace
@summit nigga Tulsi is a woman.
"Brodie hung himself and this guy is still walking around" Im dead
Brodie?
@@kingcam0775 brody stevens.
He click clacked himself.
“And he’s still walking around telling people”
Lol
“He’s talking about killing himself and taking out a fu*king Ralph’s.” 😂😂😂😫
6:50 lost my shit... His vice president will have a hat with a propeller on it...
That's such a comedy gold nugget that just casually fell our of his mouth.
7:38 "ffft" its actually impressive how he perfectly replicated that sound
Who you think you dealing with Joey Bananas?
7:38 I couldn’t take it anymore I never laughed that hard in 4 years, god bless Joey Diaz and the momo for making my day
AL EX nooooooo😭😭😭😭😭he fucking went there 😭😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣
same here
Same lmfao
Just hear a *thhhhhhhhhhhhhhup* lmao
MAN I WAS FULLY SQUEAKING AND WHEEZING TO THAT 😭😭
"one eye on the present and one eye on the future"
0:52 not the “RE” I expected him to say
I was expecting the r word and was a little let down. But now I wonder if that was scripted or just perfect time.
Smoove Gutierrez - same. anyone who gets a look at that potato head then listens and says otherwise is lying or dumb as a box of rocks
christines discomfort throughout this whole podcast was the best, apart from the one legged two finger louie story at then end.
It was tremendous
Your right that was the beat part of her uncomfortability
I agree Christin looks uncomfortable in the presence of the tour bus champ.
Tom Segura knows exactly what buttons to push, in a calm funny way to make Joey Diaz go off in a rant. 😂
“This guy can’t walk to the store without falling down two times”
Fuckin cryin over here. I fuckin love that man.
“This guy can’t walk to the store without fallin’ down two times…” no matter how many times I watch this, that line always gets me.
🤣😂🤣...LMFAO!! #CLASSIC
Just like biden
"uhhh ...I'm retired... I'm the president!" Sounds about right
I was already bent over laughing when Joey said, “imagine you’re watching him give his first speech as President ... all of a sudden you hear “pfffft” and half his head is missing, but he’s still talking ... ”
That was it, I was on the floor in hysterics, eyes watering and holding my stomach. 🤣
can you explain this joke "pffft" to me? what does it even mean? 😩
@@Brizius gunshot
@@-alleycat-1778 Thank you man! Also, i don't now if you have see the video of Joey Diaz when he talk about the one legged woman,in that video they use the term "Blackout" i think,in what sense?
@@Brizius blackout usually means pass out unconscious but when they use it the girl says sorry I must've blacked out at some point meaning stopped listening
-Alley Cat- ahahah oh that’s why! Now the story have more sense to me, thank you man! I’m Italian and I was trying to understand better this stories 😂
6:06 - Joey Diaz's laugh sounds like a flamethrower
Propeller hat remark and "I think we need a wall" almost killed me I laughed so hard.
0:45 Joeys face during Michael’s campaign speech is priceless
6:48
Look at him *woop* 😂😂
1:00 good
Every once in awhile that "good" plays in my head and i start laughing no matter where tf im at
What’s funniest about it is how dumbfounded he is and he wasn’t even trying to be funny when he said it hahaha
Which is why Im listening to this right now.
Good.
8:08 had me crying one of the best exchanges on a podcast ever
Joey is the man
I come back here every couple months just to hear Joey say “GUUD”
Diaz is so naturally funny; that "good" had me cackling. Wasn't expecting laconic humor from the king of "lemme tell you something" but by God did he land it
Laconic is a cool word. Never seen it. I will now adopt it as my own, and force it into conversation with my friends
Damn I'm dead af joey cracks me up havent laughed that hard in a while
Watched this part of this episode like 30 times so I'm glad you clipped it so I don't have to keep rewinding the whole episode .
"A hat with a propeller on it."
"And fftt!!! You see half his head fly off" 😅
That's my fav part.
The face Joey put on listening followed by “good” was .. tremendous
Tom Segura is like the green baret version of Lee Syatt
just gotta say this is the best comment I’ve seen, ever.
green beret version of Lee Syatt holy shit 🤣🤣🤣
It’s Lee’s final form😭
I think I've watched this particular clip about 19 times now, and every time uncle joey says the "guy with a propeller on his hat" I lose my shit. How the fuck can you come up with something that goddamn funny on the spot. Uncle joey is the GOAT
Ive never laughed this hard in my entire life.
Joeys face while watching the video KILLS ME
Same here lmao 🤣
6:48 “look at him, wow”
I want joey for president. My homie would be gettin that helmet polished everyday in the oval office
Like a doctah!
The bong on hes desk for sure hahaha hiting that presidential kush
@@elchonpirasjowi3010 fuck ya! He would make trump look like a damn saint.
@@collinruffner2001 That isn't possible hahahaha
@@thrasher2094 i know but i could just see uncle joey sitting in the oval office with joe rogan, smoking mad trees an talking about how uncle joey finger banged the queen of england😂😂😀😂😂😂
This is the funniest segment of any podcast I’ve ever seen
5:31 "he would've been a scary president, there would've been like 2 countries left" LMAO
This was classic. Joey is a savage. Love this dude. And Tom's laugh had me in stitches. I watched this over 50 times.
"Half his head fly off" LMFAO 74 times so far!
Lmao. That killed me🤣🤣🤣
1:01
I was howling with laughter. _HOWLING_
I watched with headphones walking to class. I can only imagine how I looked having to stop and bend over to laugh 💀
Hahahaha Joey is the best!😁👍
I lost it I was literally yelling 7:30 to 7:50
I was in a library and I saw the people looking over if I was ok, I literally couldn’t take it anymore I had to pause the video and go outside 💯
My eyes are burning from laughing, loved it!
the thing that was too funny was joey saying "good" LOL. Also watching Joeys face while he was watching the video was amazing.
Tom and Joey together is always gold!!!
"This guy cant even go to the store without falling two times" LOL
7:27
Segura: *Laughs
Christina: “You’re going to hell Tom”
*Joey makes an assassination/sped joke
Christina: *laughs along with everyone
Coco always does a great job in subliminally taking the heat away from his friends, always a pleasure listening to his podcasts lmao
Yeesssss. Momo for president
Lee Syatt for VP
That freeze frame was perfect. He could’ve left it there without playing the video and it would’ve been just as funny. Joeys face watching him was priceless. Genuine disbelief lmfao
“Good.” Lmaooo
That got me too lmfaooo
I never laughed so hard by someone saying "good"
Joeys face while watching the clip is the funniest part to me. Gold.
Joey watching this with his mouth open 😂😂💀
It's the Xanax he takes 😂
His impersonation of the Presidential candidate sounds like his Lee impersonation
Nobody in the planet can make Tom laugh as hard as Joey
That “ good” had me on the floor 😂 uncle joey is a legend
Just when I think Joey can't make me laugh any more, I find a new clip 😂
"Yo mama in the fuckin stands!" Is my fav drop
"PFFFT" I'm deceased!
A hat with a propeller fucking killed me 😂😂😂
7:36 I've never laughed that fucking hard in my life
I couldn't breathe. For a good 5 secs
One of the funniest clips I've ever seen. I had to pause it I was laughing that much
It’s 4 am and I almost died laughing from this comedy gold
@4:39 damn Joey why you gotta do us like that 😂
Joey’s face listening to this clip. Has me in tears.
Joey Diaz is a gift to this world and we don’t deserve it.
“I’m running for president of the United States”
Joey: good
I lose it every time. Holy shit.
00:50
6:40
2 best moments. Not laughed this hard in a long time
7:36 it has been a hard 2 month, I really needed this laugh 😂
quite possibly the greatest 10 mins in podcast history
RIP Ross Perot!
How he says " Good " with his disapointed deep voice is hilarious
“Good”
Idk why that got me so bad. I lost it
That was a great laugh. Thanks Joey.
Momo platform
Damn dude Tom really had one there with the Mattie thing.
That guy looks super imbred....
he must be royalty hahaha
inbred not imbred
Maybe your inbred cause you cant spell.......
Geoffrey Darcy get out
@@holeindanssock156 you're not your. Inbred.
@Geoffrey Darcy very funni 10/10 u comedian??
i aM rUnNinG fOr pReSiDeNt oF tHe uNiTeD sTaTeS...
good.
Everyone instantly dies of laughter lmao omfg
Joeys a fucking legend , never ceases to make me laugh 😂😂😂
1:00 the greatest "good" of all time
He should go for it 😂😂😂we could do with the laugh
Joeys face at the 50 second mark is amazing loll
The wall no need to be up in Messico.
This will always cheer me up. Look a Joey’s face when he’s watching it! This whole podcast was a gem👌
This was the best laugh I've had all week hahaha.
7:51 😂😂😂😭 I’m dying
Yo hes now running for governor of maryland in 2022 haha
Who is this guy what's his username
Man I always come back here when I’m sad, kills me EVERYTIME.
THE LOOK ON JOEY DIAZ FACE AT 0:54 😂 😂
Joey's face right before "..good." 🤣
That guy running for president 😁Looks like an Arnold swartzanegger seedling 😂😂
Every time I see joeys reaction I laugh hysterically
Nothing could have ever prepared me for 0:40
Joey diaz is the last public figure that says it how it is 😂
Joey's face at 0:50 😂🤣😭
This guy falls twice just going to the store.......
Joey kills me.
"This guy can't get to the store without falling down 2 times" 😂😂😂 I pissed myself almost
Joey's face during the first video....🤣
Yea he looked just like him🤣
The way Joey is so focus on the video that face expression lmao 🤣
When I’m having a bad day I circle back to this
In retrospect, that's exactly the guy we ended up getting
No one will ever utter a funnier "Good" in the existence of life on Earth.