I went to the same school back in the early 80's. Kearny NJ, Sacred Heart School for Boys. Sister Hyacinth, Sister Anglia Marie and Sister Patricia were all ruthless. I also remember Nelo Brovo and Jack the handy man.
@@stevenspillyYou were never anywhere important. Nothing you do or witness will have any impact on the human race, or will be worth spinning a funny or intruiging story over.
I met Joey before a show a few years ago. He was just hanging the back with the wait staff. I just walked up, shook his hand and said thank you. I just remember thinking, “Does he really know how many people start, get through, and finish their day being entertained by what’s on his mind?”
For all those people who say Joey Diaz either exaggerates his stories, or think they’re false, please hang out in the North Jersey/New York City area for a few weeks and talk to regular looking guys in the 40-85 year old age range. If you’re not from this area, most people don’t get it!!
Joey has to make a doc on his life. I’ll pay any amount of money to watch it 😂😂😂😂 Only if he narrates it too no one can put the stories together like this man
Joey has told this story a bunch of times on different podcasts and also on the comedy central show this is not happening Sister hyacinth The other clips have views
Its a toss-up, the Honeydew version, or the This is Not Happening version? Both have their charm. The other is more polished as an act, but this one gives you the raw details.
“Fuck it, you’re dying today.”
Cold
bro i died 😂😂
@@jspliff860 I laughed so hard at that, but even harder when the kids started chanting and he's like, "Now I HAVE to kill her."
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@@mechacafe735I’m representing I can’t bitch out now 💀💀💀
As a catholic schooled boy myself...I just love a good nun beat down story!!!
@Austin Batton would you like to see my drivers license?
Bitch had it comin
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH fuggin A man!
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catholic schools are bullshit mate. im guessing u already know.
The fact Joey at 10 organized a revolt is amazing
Some organize the revolution by passing out flyers, and some do it by firing the first shot.
@@madlarkin8 that hippie peaceful crap never works sometimes you gotta choke a nun out to make real change
Fuck it, it’s a coup today took me out
The fact that you believe this crap is amazing.
@@danjames5552 the fact you critique comedy is crazy. We’re all hear for laughs aren’t we dickhead? Shut your mouth and sit down🤣
I went to the same school back in the early 80's. Kearny NJ, Sacred Heart School for Boys. Sister Hyacinth, Sister Anglia Marie and Sister Patricia were all ruthless. I also remember Nelo Brovo and Jack the handy man.
You should tell your story
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The thing about joey diaz interviews is that not only the interviewers laugh, literally the whole building is dying of laughter.
Imagine a tv show about Joey's life and this being the season finale. It would be gold lmfao.
Don't spoil it😂😂
His stories remind me of the black Donnelly brothers
Ahh fuck yea! And have him narrate over it like a martin scrosese movie
I imagine it being something like the goonies lol 😂
Or everybody hates Chris
Legend has it, that Italian boy is still kicking that nun on the midsection 😂🤣
Yea that never happened
Where you there @@stevenspilly
@@lewishawkes3924 indeed I was
@@stevenspillyYou were never anywhere important. Nothing you do or witness will have any impact on the human race, or will be worth spinning a funny or intruiging story over.
Coco is the GOAT storyteller.
Alan he’s actually the best!
He's also full of shit but whatever
He's like David Attenborough, only swearing.
"Fuck it, you're dying today" FUCKIN LOST IT. Someone PLEASE animate this!
Omg all I can picture is a 10 yr old Diaz with his gravelly voice now yelling " This ship is sinkin!!" Lmao🤣
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Someone needs to animate this story. It would be hilarious!!
I'm surprised they didn't 😂
That would be bad A$$!!!
Send it to pauly toon but I think the version from this is not happening would be better for that 😂
No. It's great just as it is told from Joey.
Haha yes! 😂
My father grew up in a Catholic school and it sounded a lot like this. It was very violent. This story is awesome. Score one for the good guys.
Cause they're behind the times and the nuns are a bunch of mean old sexually-repressed weirdo biddies, hahha! 😂🤣
Dudes laugh can kill a whole vibe. Diaz, on the other hand, is a national treasure!
For real! I had to rip my head phones off, dudes laugh rattled my eardrums.
As a Puerto Rican I can confirm, if you get into it with a nun we got your back by breaking hers 👍 👌 👊 🤜 🤛 ✊️
I always wanted the detailed version of this story. Vicarious victory....at least one of us made it out on top!!
I met Joey before a show a few years ago. He was just hanging the back with the wait staff. I just walked up, shook his hand and said thank you. I just remember thinking, “Does he really know how many people start, get through, and finish their day being entertained by what’s on his mind?”
For all those people who say Joey Diaz either exaggerates his stories, or think they’re false, please hang out in the North Jersey/New York City area for a few weeks and talk to regular looking guys in the 40-85 year old age range. If you’re not from this area, most people don’t get it!!
they don’t get it. The real will recognize.
Not gonna lie I sharted a little bit dying of laughter when he said “Now I gotta kill her” 😂
Lol, i hear Eminems voice, he has the same line
8:28
When you taste a Puerto Rican dish for the first time
Sister act 3 Joey's revenge! 🤣
Lol tremendous
First it was Whoopi…now it’s just whooping! 🤣🙌🏻
😂
lol
I screamed lolzzzzzz😂😂
Joey has to make a doc on his life. I’ll pay any amount of money to watch it 😂😂😂😂
Only if he narrates it too no one can put the stories together like this man
It has to be an uncensored everybody hates Chris type show, with no punches held back😂. Joey Narration and all
He made one. It's called how I got my balls or somehting
There's a doco of sorts he did years ago called where I got my balls from and he shows all around his neighbourhood in north bergan and stuff.
This story gets better everytime I here him tell it.
I've watched this about 100 times and it still makes me laugh 😂 best story ever told. Someone animate uncle joeys life story please 🙏
He's definitely got a gift when telling stories about his life, very captivating from start to finish!
We need a movie or series of Joey Diaz's life man 😂💯🙌
I’m going through a bit of a rough time in my life, but this made my laugh so hard omg. Haven’t laughed like this ina while. Thank you Joey
Been there brother. Keep your head up
Hey man keep finding those reasons to laugh, it ain’t easy in this world
Keep going brother. Never stop fighting. It always works out in the end.
Keep fighting
I appreciate all of you, god bless
He tells this story so good and so different, that every version of it is amazing.
This story needs to be animated
How i miss my mother listening to you Uncle Joey.. much love❤️😭
"fuck it, your dyin today" lmaoooo
Not sure how I’ve missed this story but man was this a good one. I’m glad he’s finally coming out with a book
This clip is so underrated holy shit 🤣🤣🤣 why doesn’t this have 100M views ?!
Joey has told this story a bunch of times on different podcasts and also on the comedy central show this is not happening
Sister hyacinth
The other clips have views
ive listened to this story 1000 times.
I thank God for UA-cam, bc it gave me Joey Diaz
The Bruce Lee reference made me laugh.
Legendary story teller 💪🏽
Joey is the best story teller I have seen till now...
GET THE RUBERO BROTHAS
joey needs a series bro HBO starz someone give this man a show HAHAHA
The New York City/North Jersey accent does it! Joey is the man!
“We’ll pray for you!”
“Stfu!”
I NEED THE MOVIE!!!! Please Joey
I'm at 9:33 and I'm so thankful that there is another 6 mins left lmao
Having gone through a very similar thing with a PE teacher in fourth grade this story brings back a lot of memories
this had me in god damn tears
When joey tells a story you can hear the employees in the background dieing of laughter
Quentin Tarantino could write a mini series about Joey Diaz's life and it would be a banger.
Joey is the best storyteller ever.
His "this is not happening" version of this story had me gasping for air on the floor
she must have been proud to see the kids be so good at the violence she was teaching
If joey was to make a documentary about his life , it would have 5 season 12episodes each 😂😂😂
Man i got a massive dopamine hit with this story. Gold
I have so much respect for you brother you are my fuckin superhero today shedding light on all the lameass lyin abusive adults THANK YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
“We gotta go to work here!” Fucking incredible
Joey breaks a nuns habit... THE BEST EVER!
It's always great hearing the people behind the scenes laugh so hard every time joey diaz statts being funny
Joey's lived a hectic life but when he tells you about it ,it's hilarious. They should make a movie or even a series of his life it would be great
Joey was the real Matilda at the school fighting Mrs. Trunchbull!
“Thank god for puerto ricans” 😭😭😭 this man is a treasure
Greatest story I’ve ever heard
amazing story "clap clap" coco coco
"You do that and 40 kids are going to jump you."
If Bill Burr can create F is for Family, we seriously gotta have an Uncle Joey Diaz series!
This story gave me goosebumps. "Opened the door with 8 Puerto Ricans". 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
I love his stories!!😅❤
Joey's life needs to be a movie, Brighton Beach Memoirs style, with Coco narrating...
Addicted to his stories. Base snd true.
Imagine a version of Chapelle show's Prince or Rick James stories done with Diaz's stories...
Bro that one of the best stories ever!! Wow Joey
Joey needs to write a screen play. Can you imagine a Joey Diaz movie?
Absolutely he needs a series ... Spcly the growing up part and the Coco part 😉
Mann this too funny! I'm over here crying
it so interesting hearing about joeys past life
You could make a movie about Joey’s life and it would be one of the best movies around.
STILL !!! The best frickin Joey Diaz story about Sister Hyacinth.
Jesus doesn't pay for my bills either...
I asked, but he said I should pray. Soo Woo.
Uncle Joey is the 🐐
Haiti inTha House..Amazing interview. Joe, I knew about you since 97ish.SoLuTe O OG
Get the fucking Ruberro brothers we gotta go to work here 😂😂😂
12:30 beers down, knuckles up & asses are getting kicked!
The ships sinking!!😂😂😢😂😂
I think it would be an honour to know him aa true Man
Im guessing this is what Joe Rogan meant when he said Diaz was the funniest guy in the parking lot after the comedy store closed. True but funny AF
That guy’s laugh at 6:34 is SO INVASIVE
🤣🤣🤣 I just Squealed with laughter, he is too funny!
We love you uncle Joey!!!!
Get the Roberto brothers! 🤣
I listened through the podcast and driving while lmfao I had to pull over bc I was dying 😂
"FUCK IT, ya dyin today!" Damn straight
This story was amazing cheered my night up
Spirit of America
Libertad! Libertad! Libertad! All they was missing was a kid with a switch blade ready to shiv Jack or one of the nuns
We need a movie
Whole ass riot 😭
Wonderful story...
His laugh is great
I ca’t wait for the Joey Diaz movie😅😂
Its a toss-up, the Honeydew version, or the This is Not Happening version? Both have their charm. The other is more polished as an act, but this one gives you the raw details.
I'm so fkn dead 💀😭
The best story!
‘In 5’s’ - now i see where the badassery comes from.
Im crying with laughter 😂😂😂 fuck i cant see 😂😂😂 Joe'ys so funny