Joey CoCo Diaz Fights A Nun - HoneyDew Highlight

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • Joey Diaz always has crazy stories! Today, he joins Ryan Sickler on The HoneyDew Podcast to discuss the time he and his friends had to fight a nun. This. Is. Epic.
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  • @slimesizecounts5873
    @slimesizecounts5873 2 роки тому +801

    “Fuck it, you’re dying today.”
    Cold

    • @jspliff860
      @jspliff860 Рік тому +21

      bro i died 😂😂

    • @mechacafe735
      @mechacafe735 Рік тому +10

      @@jspliff860 I laughed so hard at that, but even harder when the kids started chanting and he's like, "Now I HAVE to kill her."

    • @Psycho-ye8wc
      @Psycho-ye8wc Рік тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @santieldasavage
      @santieldasavage 8 місяців тому +1

      😂😂

    • @sleazyjay2912
      @sleazyjay2912 7 місяців тому +3

      @@mechacafe735I’m representing I can’t bitch out now 💀💀💀

  • @loganstabb2278
    @loganstabb2278 Рік тому +874

    The fact Joey at 10 organized a revolt is amazing

    • @madlarkin8
      @madlarkin8 Рік тому +45

      Some organize the revolution by passing out flyers, and some do it by firing the first shot.

    • @tonyweaver2353
      @tonyweaver2353 Рік тому

      @@madlarkin8 that hippie peaceful crap never works sometimes you gotta choke a nun out to make real change

    • @barrymccockinhur3817
      @barrymccockinhur3817 Рік тому +25

      Fuck it, it’s a coup today took me out

    • @danjames5552
      @danjames5552 Рік тому +2

      The fact that you believe this crap is amazing.

    • @loganstabb2278
      @loganstabb2278 Рік тому +1

      @@danjames5552 the fact you critique comedy is crazy. We’re all hear for laughs aren’t we dickhead? Shut your mouth and sit down🤣

  • @memelord420blazeit8
    @memelord420blazeit8 4 роки тому +940

    As a catholic schooled boy myself...I just love a good nun beat down story!!!

  • @reggiemiller1784
    @reggiemiller1784 Рік тому +210

    Legend has it, that Italian boy is still kicking that nun on the midsection 😂🤣

    • @stevenspilly
      @stevenspilly Рік тому +3

      Yea that never happened

    • @lewishawkes3924
      @lewishawkes3924 6 місяців тому

      Where you there ​@@stevenspilly

    • @stevenspilly
      @stevenspilly 6 місяців тому

      @@lewishawkes3924 indeed I was

    • @horsthooden4600
      @horsthooden4600 5 місяців тому +1

      @@stevenspillyYou were never anywhere important. Nothing you do or witness will have any impact on the human race, or will be worth spinning a funny or intruiging story over.

  • @loganyarborough7783
    @loganyarborough7783 4 роки тому +457

    Omg all I can picture is a 10 yr old Diaz with his gravelly voice now yelling " This ship is sinkin!!" Lmao🤣

  • @denis9390
    @denis9390 4 роки тому +322

    Imagine a tv show about Joey's life and this being the season finale. It would be gold lmfao.

    • @JuanPena-ql1hi
      @JuanPena-ql1hi Рік тому +4

      Don't spoil it😂😂

    • @thrill_lords8409
      @thrill_lords8409 Рік тому +1

      His stories remind me of the black Donnelly brothers

    • @soccertavo
      @soccertavo 9 місяців тому +1

      Ahh fuck yea! And have him narrate over it like a martin scrosese movie

    • @jmanrambo5144
      @jmanrambo5144 7 місяців тому

      I imagine it being something like the goonies lol 😂

    • @jmanrambo5144
      @jmanrambo5144 7 місяців тому

      Or everybody hates Chris

  • @pauljan31
    @pauljan31 Рік тому +46

    I went to the same school back in the early 80's. Kearny NJ, Sacred Heart School for Boys. Sister Hyacinth, Sister Anglia Marie and Sister Patricia were all ruthless. I also remember Nelo Brovo and Jack the handy man.

  • @Guccimustard
    @Guccimustard Рік тому +90

    The thing about joey diaz interviews is that not only the interviewers laugh, literally the whole building is dying of laughter.

  • @xWhackoJacko
    @xWhackoJacko Рік тому +49

    "Fuck it, you're dying today" FUCKIN LOST IT. Someone PLEASE animate this!

  • @jaygq1543
    @jaygq1543 4 роки тому +204

    Someone needs to animate this story. It would be hilarious!!

    • @Th3Watch3r
      @Th3Watch3r Рік тому +3

      I'm surprised they didn't 😂

    • @chubbz0076
      @chubbz0076 6 місяців тому +1

      That would be bad A$$!!!

    • @Cyge240sx
      @Cyge240sx 5 місяців тому

      Send it to pauly toon but I think the version from this is not happening would be better for that 😂

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 3 місяці тому

      No. It's great just as it is told from Joey.

    • @duke_pgh3420
      @duke_pgh3420 Місяць тому

      Haha yes! 😂

  • @alan6839
    @alan6839 5 років тому +418

    Coco is the GOAT storyteller.

    • @loy4341
      @loy4341 5 років тому +7

      Alan he’s actually the best!

    • @stevenspilly
      @stevenspilly Рік тому

      He's also full of shit but whatever

    • @psychochicken9535
      @psychochicken9535 Рік тому +3

      He's like David Attenborough, only swearing.

  • @Duuuval23
    @Duuuval23 Рік тому +32

    Dudes laugh can kill a whole vibe. Diaz, on the other hand, is a national treasure!

    • @SManchester
      @SManchester Рік тому +3

      For real! I had to rip my head phones off, dudes laugh rattled my eardrums.

  • @boobmyst3475
    @boobmyst3475 Рік тому +375

    Only Joey could kill a nun and turn it into a comedy hour. Lol 😂 best story ever.

    • @bangster4
      @bangster4 Рік тому +2

      may the good blood guide you

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin Рік тому +6

      He didn't kill her lol

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 10 місяців тому +3

      *I always hated Joey Diaz until this day. Truth is he's a victim of the Catholic Church. Poor kid never had a chance.*

    • @josephroszell
      @josephroszell 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@GlorifiedGremlinher lifespan was probably shortened 80 kicks to the mid section is rough

    • @josephroszell
      @josephroszell 9 місяців тому

      ​@@1nvisible1ya I never hated him but might of found him obnoxious at first but I grew more and more sympathetic to his attitude when I I understood how he grew up...I think the more I like him the less I laugh thinking "oh you poor human being I'm proud of you I would hug you if it didn't freak you out lol"

  • @cfg389
    @cfg389 Рік тому +61

    As a Puerto Rican I can confirm, if you get into it with a nun we got your back by breaking hers 👍 👌 👊 🤜 🤛 ✊️

  • @mdhsyracuse
    @mdhsyracuse 4 роки тому +90

    My father grew up in a Catholic school and it sounded a lot like this. It was very violent. This story is awesome. Score one for the good guys.

    • @sterlingsamson9104
      @sterlingsamson9104 4 місяці тому

      Cause they're behind the times and the nuns are a bunch of mean old sexually-repressed weirdo biddies, hahha! 😂🤣

  • @rawsko0316
    @rawsko0316 5 років тому +103

    I always wanted the detailed version of this story. Vicarious victory....at least one of us made it out on top!!

  • @Johnhall245
    @Johnhall245 Рік тому +87

    Joey has to make a doc on his life. I’ll pay any amount of money to watch it 😂😂😂😂
    Only if he narrates it too no one can put the stories together like this man

    • @mattj117
      @mattj117 Рік тому +3

      It has to be an uncensored everybody hates Chris type show, with no punches held back😂. Joey Narration and all

    • @AndreaAustoni
      @AndreaAustoni 11 місяців тому

      He made one. It's called how I got my balls or somehting

    • @chrisp5529
      @chrisp5529 9 місяців тому +1

      There's a doco of sorts he did years ago called where I got my balls from and he shows all around his neighbourhood in north bergan and stuff.

  • @BabyRooth
    @BabyRooth 4 роки тому +48

    8:28
    When you taste a Puerto Rican dish for the first time

  • @kungfew1396
    @kungfew1396 4 роки тому +180

    Sister act 3 Joey's revenge! 🤣

  • @woozey2168
    @woozey2168 Рік тому +16

    "fuck it, your dyin today" lmaoooo

  • @HiiLDiiTcH
    @HiiLDiiTcH 2 роки тому +31

    I've watched this about 100 times and it still makes me laugh 😂 best story ever told. Someone animate uncle joeys life story please 🙏

  • @brianbrosnan637
    @brianbrosnan637 Рік тому +50

    For all those people who say Joey Diaz either exaggerates his stories, or think they’re false, please hang out in the North Jersey/New York City area for a few weeks and talk to regular looking guys in the 40-85 year old age range. If you’re not from this area, most people don’t get it!!

  • @HaightTheGreat
    @HaightTheGreat 5 років тому +61

    This story gets better everytime I here him tell it.

  • @chaplainpayne778
    @chaplainpayne778 Рік тому +8

    We need a movie or series of Joey Diaz's life man 😂💯🙌

  • @squidders8656
    @squidders8656 Рік тому +23

    He's definitely got a gift when telling stories about his life, very captivating from start to finish!

  • @alejandrohernandez-df3if
    @alejandrohernandez-df3if Рік тому +51

    I’m going through a bit of a rough time in my life, but this made my laugh so hard omg. Haven’t laughed like this ina while. Thank you Joey

    • @Th3Watch3r
      @Th3Watch3r Рік тому +3

      Been there brother. Keep your head up

    • @whatasave1945
      @whatasave1945 Рік тому +5

      Hey man keep finding those reasons to laugh, it ain’t easy in this world

    • @tomaswainerman
      @tomaswainerman Рік тому +4

      Keep going brother. Never stop fighting. It always works out in the end.

    • @alec4623
      @alec4623 10 місяців тому

      Keep fighting

    • @alejandrohernandez-df3if
      @alejandrohernandez-df3if 10 місяців тому

      I appreciate all of you, god bless

  • @daedra1175
    @daedra1175 Рік тому +10

    “We’ll pray for you!”
    “Stfu!”

  • @sidiqabdul-kareem5544
    @sidiqabdul-kareem5544 4 роки тому +57

    The Bruce Lee reference made me laugh.

  • @sammuel9385
    @sammuel9385 Рік тому +145

    Not gonna lie I sharted a little bit dying of laughter when he said “Now I gotta kill her” 😂

    • @CeaSeMusic1
      @CeaSeMusic1 Рік тому

      Lol, i hear Eminems voice, he has the same line

  • @Artfulscience1
    @Artfulscience1 3 роки тому +31

    This clip is so underrated holy shit 🤣🤣🤣 why doesn’t this have 100M views ?!

    • @ArunavShekhar
      @ArunavShekhar 2 роки тому +1

      Joey has told this story a bunch of times on different podcasts and also on the comedy central show this is not happening
      Sister hyacinth
      The other clips have views

  • @hmmm2872
    @hmmm2872 3 роки тому +17

    GET THE RUBERO BROTHAS

  • @georgesmith4869
    @georgesmith4869 Рік тому +12

    This story needs to be animated

  • @trevorhman12
    @trevorhman12 2 роки тому +9

    Not sure how I’ve missed this story but man was this a good one. I’m glad he’s finally coming out with a book

  • @tombrasch3387
    @tombrasch3387 Рік тому +11

    Quentin Tarantino could write a mini series about Joey Diaz's life and it would be a banger.

  • @manuele.itriagom.728
    @manuele.itriagom.728 Рік тому +5

    He tells this story so good and so different, that every version of it is amazing.

  • @TheDukeOfDallas
    @TheDukeOfDallas 2 роки тому +13

    "You do that and 40 kids are going to jump you."

  • @speedagilitybasket
    @speedagilitybasket Рік тому +5

    This story gave me goosebumps. "Opened the door with 8 Puerto Ricans". 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @chuckmadden2251
    @chuckmadden2251 5 років тому +31

    Joey breaks a nuns habit... THE BEST EVER!

  • @toxikfilmsllc7238
    @toxikfilmsllc7238 Рік тому +3

    When joey tells a story you can hear the employees in the background dieing of laughter

  • @tevinboaz8004
    @tevinboaz8004 11 місяців тому +3

    If joey was to make a documentary about his life , it would have 5 season 12episodes each 😂😂😂

  • @AmericanWireman
    @AmericanWireman Рік тому +4

    I'm at 9:33 and I'm so thankful that there is another 6 mins left lmao

  • @jefedelgato2469
    @jefedelgato2469 2 роки тому +3

    I thank God for UA-cam, bc it gave me Joey Diaz

  • @cgileztest2428
    @cgileztest2428 Рік тому +6

    this had me in god damn tears

  • @jake__w_thompson
    @jake__w_thompson Рік тому +2

    “We gotta go to work here!” Fucking incredible

  • @SirJaye82
    @SirJaye82 Рік тому +5

    If Bill Burr can create F is for Family, we seriously gotta have an Uncle Joey Diaz series!

  • @vasanthomkar
    @vasanthomkar Рік тому +2

    Joey is the best story teller I have seen till now...

  • @chillbrah2730
    @chillbrah2730 Рік тому +40

    she must have been proud to see the kids be so good at the violence she was teaching

  • @CC-mm3bl
    @CC-mm3bl Рік тому +4

    Man i got a massive dopamine hit with this story. Gold

  • @siamt9848
    @siamt9848 2 місяці тому

    How i miss my mother listening to you Uncle Joey.. much love❤️😭

  • @TheDooDooRanger
    @TheDooDooRanger Рік тому +2

    This is the best Joey D story imo

  • @Twenty4Eagle
    @Twenty4Eagle Рік тому +3

    The New York City/North Jersey accent does it! Joey is the man!

  • @jaymilan215
    @jaymilan215 5 місяців тому +1

    Legendary story teller 💪🏽

  • @noApologies72
    @noApologies72 Рік тому +3

    I NEED THE MOVIE!!!! Please Joey

  • @smikey60
    @smikey60 Рік тому +2

    Joey is the best storyteller ever.

  • @stan3714
    @stan3714 Рік тому +13

    It's always great hearing the people behind the scenes laugh so hard every time joey diaz statts being funny

  • @louisframe2140
    @louisframe2140 Рік тому +3

    Joey needs to write a screen play. Can you imagine a Joey Diaz movie?

  • @thelostbois
    @thelostbois Рік тому +2

    amazing story "clap clap" coco coco

  • @SyedAhmed-um3qw
    @SyedAhmed-um3qw 11 місяців тому +4

    an alternate story of matilda

  • @brandonboyce4180
    @brandonboyce4180 4 роки тому +8

    Imagine a version of Chapelle show's Prince or Rick James stories done with Diaz's stories...

  • @evanmartinez9816
    @evanmartinez9816 Рік тому +2

    Whole ass riot 😭

  • @justicestyles
    @justicestyles Місяць тому

    Bro that one of the best stories ever!! Wow Joey

  • @miked9653
    @miked9653 Рік тому +2

    Joey's life needs to be a movie, Brighton Beach Memoirs style, with Coco narrating...

  • @pterojacktylus2475
    @pterojacktylus2475 4 роки тому +30

    That guy’s laugh at 6:34 is SO INVASIVE

    • @kristennelson3190
      @kristennelson3190 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣 I just Squealed with laughter, he is too funny!

  • @newellsmith5971
    @newellsmith5971 Рік тому +2

    Joey's lived a hectic life but when he tells you about it ,it's hilarious. They should make a movie or even a series of his life it would be great

  • @AmericanInThePhillipines
    @AmericanInThePhillipines Рік тому +1

    Having gone through a very similar thing with a PE teacher in fourth grade this story brings back a lot of memories

  • @PrinceVegeta-ep8sr
    @PrinceVegeta-ep8sr Місяць тому

    ive listened to this story 1000 times.

  • @CenlaSelfDefenseConcepts
    @CenlaSelfDefenseConcepts Місяць тому

    His "this is not happening" version of this story had me gasping for air on the floor

  • @EricHowl
    @EricHowl Рік тому +1

    I have so much respect for you brother you are my fuckin superhero today shedding light on all the lameass lyin abusive adults THANK YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @jasonsky3409
    @jasonsky3409 Рік тому +1

    Greatest story I’ve ever heard

  • @evanmartinez9816
    @evanmartinez9816 Рік тому +3

    I'm so fkn dead 💀😭

  • @andresfernandez4634
    @andresfernandez4634 4 роки тому +12

    Get the Roberto brothers! 🤣

  • @LEGALLYBLINDP
    @LEGALLYBLINDP Рік тому +9

    I was walking around like Chinese people after Bruce Lee 😂😂😂

  • @greenones8754
    @greenones8754 Рік тому +6

    "and I'm like fuck it you're dying today"
    💀🤣

  • @agchitty
    @agchitty 5 місяців тому +1

    joey needs a series bro HBO starz someone give this man a show HAHAHA

  • @Toxic_Dominat810
    @Toxic_Dominat810 Рік тому +1

    "AND... I want my money back for the year...
    ... in FIVES."

  • @Sandux930
    @Sandux930 Рік тому +1

    "FUCK IT, ya dyin today!" Damn straight

  • @sherrihoffer6360
    @sherrihoffer6360 Рік тому +1

    I love his stories!!😅❤

  • @maxbrown1850
    @maxbrown1850 5 років тому +3

    I use to have teachers fuck with me like that. That’s my only regret in life is not fucking them up. Good on ya Coco

  • @Kid-Pink_88.
    @Kid-Pink_88. 4 роки тому +6

    12:30 beers down, knuckles up & asses are getting kicked!

  • @joydeeppaul5383
    @joydeeppaul5383 Рік тому +2

    Absolutely he needs a series ... Spcly the growing up part and the Coco part 😉

  • @tdog1983-v6c
    @tdog1983-v6c Рік тому +3

    Never seen sickler, never seen any of him. That laugh changes everything. He needs to address it

  • @NaeMcQueen850
    @NaeMcQueen850 Рік тому +1

    Mann this too funny! I'm over here crying

  • @ryansheridan6946
    @ryansheridan6946 4 роки тому +3

    it so interesting hearing about joeys past life

  • @marg626
    @marg626 Рік тому +2

    Someone needs to animate this whole series of Joey's Life

  • @Yah_Mean
    @Yah_Mean Рік тому +1

    5:09 PorRrRrrAaa it’s you Uncle Henatch carahlo 😂

  • @simon-christopherchung885
    @simon-christopherchung885 Рік тому +9

    After 7 years at catholic school this made my day 😂😂😂

  • @Gio-512
    @Gio-512 Рік тому +2

    Joey needs his own show about his stories

  • @wolverinebear5357
    @wolverinebear5357 5 років тому +5

    Spirit of America

  • @huiawalker203
    @huiawalker203 Рік тому

    Addicted to his stories. Base snd true.

  • @chrisrichards9382
    @chrisrichards9382 4 роки тому +3

    Uncle Joey is the 🐐

  • @rustygribbler1380
    @rustygribbler1380 7 місяців тому

    I listened through the podcast and driving while lmfao I had to pull over bc I was dying 😂

  • @asthesundrops
    @asthesundrops Рік тому +3

    These nuns smacking kids like God gave them a get out of hell free card or something

  • @JapseyeSpecs
    @JapseyeSpecs Рік тому +1

    You could make a movie about Joey’s life and it would be one of the best movies around.

  • @orlando8468
    @orlando8468 Рік тому +3

    them kids stayed 10 toes tf down

  • @mooreorlessvideos
    @mooreorlessvideos Рік тому +3

    We need a movie

  • @jarlborg6121
    @jarlborg6121 11 місяців тому +1

    They Need make TV Series bout his Life Millions Dollars Well Spent 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dirbrody
    @dirbrody 4 роки тому +2

    Wonderful story...

  • @rainstand2772
    @rainstand2772 Рік тому +1

    Libertad! Libertad! Libertad! All they was missing was a kid with a switch blade ready to shiv Jack or one of the nuns

  • @sirforsa
    @sirforsa 5 років тому +8

    We love you uncle Joey!!!!

  • @hescallingmyshots9712
    @hescallingmyshots9712 3 роки тому +3

    His laugh is great