Cute Leper only light side users can transfer their essence into the nether world. That’s why Sith Lords are so hellbent on immortality, since they can’t become ghosts.
If you notice in the first 10 second of this video the Imperial officer is the same that Vader killed 50 times before during an explanation to the new guy on the Death Star talking about Vader's Choke is fake but they play along cause his light saber isn't so they don't want him to end up using the saber realizing they made a fool of him and acted with his choke Addendum Ahhhh Annie Bobannie whatsa happen to you!? XD
(Possible rewrite for Revenge of the Sith: Special Edition) PADME: Ani! I have wonderful news! I'm pregnant! We're moving to Naboo--Jar Jar has agreed to be our live-in babysitter, isn't that wonderful? ANAKIN: Ummm...yeeah, listen--why don't you go ahead and wait for me, okay honey? *Padme skips off happily, Anakin picks up phone* ANAKIN: Hello, Chancellor? It's me. Look, that whole Dark Side thing? I'M IN. What's that? Slaughter all the younglings in the Jedi Temple? No problem...seriously....it beats the alternative.
Imperial officer's wife "So honey, how was your day?" Imperial officer "Strange would be an understatement. I was summoned by lord Vader while he was in the bathroom. So I go there and find the guy on all fours, apparently in some kind of emotional crisis. Next thing I know he launched his helmet at me, making me smash into the wall behind me and knocking me out for about an hour. When I regained consciousness I found him somehow having managed to lodge his arm into the toilet bowl and crying while his suit is playing music."
@@mikebaruch9612 Darth Vader's therapist? Or the officer who got knocked out by Vader's helmet in the bathroom? Vader's therapist is probably stuck between disbelief and disgust by now of all the stories Vader has been telling him, Vader's bathroom experience just being a single drop in the bucket. And also frustrated that he can't tell Vader that he had a really unhealthy relationship with his wife. And of course that he can't write any of this down as an analysis of Darth Vader would definitely would have gotten him some kind of award, not to mention a book deal and a holofeature/trivid deal. The officer's therapist would probably advice him not to spread this story about the Vader around.
Lets appreciate how strong anakin actually was. no legs and arms and 99.99% of the galaxy feared him. Also he walked from that surgery table like it was nothing, yes a bit weird at first but he quickly got the hang of it
"Luke, I _am_ your father!" "Nooooooo!!" "Yes! Use your Omnilyzer to scan my genome and run it against your DNA file!" "OK...scanning...scanning...and now the crosscheck....and... NOOOOOOO!!!!"
During the Jar Jar part, I lost it when he screamed after seeing Anakin's scarred and burnt ass face. "Whassa happened to you? Yousa burn your face? AHHHH!"
*"Ah! Hah! Ahah! Hey dummy gonna call you Darth Matt from now on as in what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on the front porch? Matt. Darth Matt."*
Are you really making a critic on a detail of a dialog of a cartoon that makes vader's cape go down the toilet while screaming "no!" in different voices?
@@dearestterror5234 the biggest main thing with dark Vader is his orgin, why just why... he could have be the king , wearing his suit in light colors, then he could keep his babies and his lover together and rule the galaxy with love, wisdom, kindness. He could have been called light Vader ... I will never let the darkness win!
4:47 Me when I'm cleaning public toilets and have to stick my hand down a toilet cuz some idiot shoved a bunch of toilet paper down the toilet and blocked it.
At 3:30, YES there truly was a Star Wars disco theme in 1978. Search for it, for the the song is quite awesome! Even has R2D2 beeps in it!! And at 4:10, if Vader doesn't know how to control his new suit yet, tell him to contact Jackie Chan with The Tuxedo!
“Jar Jar, homie, my main man”
Rip Vader
Lmao I didnt ever notice that till it was pointed out. Thank u
I got big sad 😢
stupid universe 731C notice what
NO JAR JAR NOOOO
I don't get it.
Why is no one talking about how the Jar Jar force ghost means he was force-sensitive, perhaps a Sith Lord who repents or something
Cute Leper only light side users can transfer their essence into the nether world. That’s why Sith Lords are so hellbent on immortality, since they can’t become ghosts.
@@wuhhhhhhh actually they can but they are red
@@dearestterror5234 Maybe in legends but not in canon, even Lucas himself said Sith can't be force ghosts
Vault 69 legends are canon
@@Vault_69 missed the joke
The way he said “Jar Jar. My homie. My main man...” has me cracking up
Lmao
@@Artorion 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111⅕
I rewatched it 5 times
Ive seen this skit thousands of times since the early youtube days and could not figure out what he was saying lmao thank you
@@Swock010 no problem
"I'm sorry to daughter card"
"Can you be more specific"
........
"I'd rather not"
"You had me at Ziggy"
🤣🤣 "Leave it to Ziggy to sum it up perfectly".
yeah vader kinda blew up her planet
Wait what happened with the robot
@@AngelPerez-lj3vm It was a robot for torture.
Darth Jar Jar's last words: You can't win, Anakin. If you kill me , I shall become more annoying than you can possibly imagine.
Get the Joke! Is that even possible?!
Get the Joke! Don't worry I got it.
I always knew jar jar was the cause of the Jedi's distruction, giving emergancy powers to the supreme Chanceler
Get the Joke! thats not true!! thats IMPOSSIBLE
Don't get the joke
“Remote control flying fists”
Be honest you wish you had those
Yes
Darkspidey American Yes
All the stuff he asked for was like from Metal Gear Solid 5
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Anakin,I Am...
*gets off the hat*
Little Annie what happened to ur face!
(Lol get da joke?)
This video should be called
"Leaked cannon disney doesn't want you to see"
Oh my god I would die if it was called that! LMAO
Better than cannon tho
yandere is anakin
I'd hate to be that guy but, it's spelled as canon.
Except that they own it now, and they haven't pulled any of it, so clearly they DO want us to see it.
4:24 I never noticed how he went to the handicap stall, which makes sense.
Sharp eye sight
People are too busy laughing rather than seeing
@@aeronblack9249 Out of that whole scene I only saw the sheer clumsiness of a cybornetic telekenetic 7foot man
The skit where Vader tells everything to Luke is just amazing.
Mark Hamill actually reprised his role as Luke for that one.
It’s one of my favorite Star Wars ones. Right behind “what the hell is an aluminum falcon”
Father and son :)
The last sketch with Darth Vader’s whole dance number is my favourite Robot Chicken sketch of all time. The entire thing is just hilarious
NnoooOOOooo
It is pretty Wizard. Expect it’s lacking one of the best Star Wats characters. Gary the Stormtrooper
I've wet myself with laughter.
@@jembozaba4864 What the fuck is Star Wats?
Star wars the weekend
Haha
It's so great that they got Mark Hamill to voice Luke.
He's a good sport 👍
TWSTF 8 they also got Carrie Fisher for a clip and Billy dee Williams for a bunch of Lando ones
667th like
He also did some voice acting for the Joker lmao
I know its freaking amazing in barely noticed.
It's weird to hear old Hamil doing young Luke
"Jar Jar, Homie, my main man!" are words I would have never thought to come out of Vaders voice box.
Look if this happened in the movies he wouldn't have live a 100th as long compared to this
It has the same energy as “Yo dudes, the Empire’s pretty chill”
If you notice in the first 10 second of this video the Imperial officer is the same that Vader killed 50 times before during an explanation to the new guy on the Death Star talking about Vader's Choke is fake but they play along cause his light saber isn't so they don't want him to end up using the saber realizing they made a fool of him and acted with his choke
Addendum Ahhhh Annie Bobannie whatsa happen to you!? XD
Sir GzOnE I noticed that too! Haha! Ahhh I love continuity :)
I remember him. Perkins....good man.😂
Yeah, because it followed on from the previous scene when it was originally aired.
Yeah i was gonna comment that lol
I was searching for that comment. and it was the first one :D
Sort of disappointed Anakin didn't get his remote controlled flying fists.
😕
Hands remote control flying fists weren’t in stock, so the Empire improvised with the remote control flying helmet 4:37
Im sad his hand and life is stuck in a toilet
Yet big boss gets one
And his chopper blades
Wasnt very wizard
I feel sorry for vader he has to live with force ghost jar jar
i like jar jar
Talk about a cruel and unusual punishment.
(Possible rewrite for Revenge of the Sith: Special Edition)
PADME: Ani! I have wonderful news! I'm pregnant! We're moving to Naboo--Jar Jar has agreed to be our live-in babysitter, isn't that wonderful?
ANAKIN: Ummm...yeeah, listen--why don't you go ahead and wait for me, okay honey?
*Padme skips off happily, Anakin picks up phone*
ANAKIN: Hello, Chancellor? It's me. Look, that whole Dark Side thing? I'M IN. What's that? Slaughter all the younglings in the Jedi Temple? No problem...seriously....it beats the alternative.
Truly a fate worse than death.
Wait if jar jar is a force ghost that must mean he is force sensitive....darth jar jar confirmed 😂
“If you’sa strike me down, missa gonna become more annoyin’ then you’sa can ever imagine.”
"I LOVZ YOU CANON PORPANON!!! YAHA!!! YAYAAAY!!!"
Finally! the comment from the other video has spread here!
so hilarious
"Jar jar homie, my main man you must escape before the separatists attack"
Guys why the fuck does this have so many likes?
“Hey, if this is escape, where is the pod?”
@@tarnishedsassiness "You'sa forgot the pod."
I sense a great disturbance in the force.
1:47 Mark's line delivery was perfect
2:11
It would've been soooo funny if Palpatine suddenly popped out and said:
"Where the f**k is he going?!"
"You had me at Ziggy"
Best line.
Wait princess Leah is your sister. Shut up just shut up I need a major time out.
what does ziggy mean?
@@jennymyers6498 He was a character that appeared in newspaper comics.
Vaders a bumbling but lovable boomer dad
Imperial officer's wife "So honey, how was your day?"
Imperial officer "Strange would be an understatement. I was summoned by lord Vader while he was in the bathroom. So I go there and find the guy on all fours, apparently in some kind of emotional crisis. Next thing I know he launched his helmet at me, making me smash into the wall behind me and knocking me out for about an hour. When I regained consciousness I found him somehow having managed to lodge his arm into the toilet bowl and crying while his suit is playing music."
My condolences for the officer
Imagine being his therapist
@@mikebaruch9612 Darth Vader's therapist?
Or the officer who got knocked out by Vader's helmet in the bathroom?
Vader's therapist is probably stuck between disbelief and disgust by now of all the stories Vader has been telling him, Vader's bathroom experience just being a single drop in the bucket.
And also frustrated that he can't tell Vader that he had a really unhealthy relationship with his wife.
And of course that he can't write any of this down as an analysis of Darth Vader would definitely would have gotten him some kind of award, not to mention a book deal and a holofeature/trivid deal.
The officer's therapist would probably advice him not to spread this story about the Vader around.
honestly decribing it makes it funnier
but this had to be the one thing that made me laugh the most from their star wars content
I dont care what everyones say because i was there and i can say thats cannon.
Well you were there. You would know.
Wait.. I'm you?
People did say Anakin Skywalker had bipolar disorder......
This is the power D4C
I heard my name?
HOLY SPLIT PERSONALITY DISORDER BATMAN!!!!
WE NEED TO BUILD A DOME AROUND NABOO!!!
-Emperor Palpatine
Olufolarin Oduntan and get rid of all those gungan imigrants
WTF
The Death Star was basically Palpatine's Mexico wall...
... only less racist, more effective, probably cheaper, and he actually finished it.
@@negascoot23 less racist? it was build by alien slave because the emperor was extremely xenophobic haha
2:47 And that, Palpatine, is the type of attitude that got you thrown down a shaft.
Uh oh, you used the s-word... just don't ask Roy Harper/Speedy how he polishes an arrow.
is this canon?
yes
Fuck yes
Yes sir
Why wound't it be cannon?
@@Smile-wd6rz Yes. Even last jedi is canon
3:06 He was trying to bring back "wizard" right from the very beginning.
that was pretty wizard
Heeeeee?😂
I’m BRINGING IT BACK.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Hello there!"
Anakin Skywalker: "WHAT, YOU SPACE WIZARD!"
He brought it back.
"I need a sorry to daughter card."
"Could you be more specific?"
"Mmuuuhhhh... I'd rather not."
Lets appreciate how strong anakin actually was. no legs and arms and 99.99% of the galaxy feared him. Also he walked from that surgery table like it was nothing, yes a bit weird at first but he quickly got the hang of it
3:46 I love that guitar part
Darth Vader in The bathroom
“Before the separatists attack.” 😂😂😂
I could see anakin doing something like that
666 likes, lol
Ok who liked it, your ruined the 666 likes
I know you want to know about that disco force theme but let's be honest we're all here for that amazing guitar solo at 3:48
Think it’s from meco Star Wars theme
"Luke, I _am_ your father!" "Nooooooo!!" "Yes! Use your Omnilyzer to scan my genome and run it against your DNA file!" "OK...scanning...scanning...and now the crosscheck....and... NOOOOOOO!!!!"
I just realized the admiral at the beginning has a disguise, he's been killed before.
2:20 why does vader feel guilty? That was just Dr. Ball giving her a flu shot.
Vader killing jar jar with this exact method and words needs to be cannon
3:18 kids when parents buy them the whole darth vador suit with the full helmet and both the crappy half ones.
"if you're not taking this seriously, I'm out" sounds so like a Monty Python sketch's end. Love it!
I like how Vader is talking to Private Perkins from the Orientation Day.
I still can't get over how fluid RC's animation is, even in the earlier seasons.
4:10 is 100% my fav part, i just can't stop laughing haha
NooooOOOOOooookl:"5!8(8=5:5!5β£π^£^
Right that part killed me XD
Vader toilet scene the best ever, still makes me laugh every time
3:28 Vader has some sweet moves
what song is it called
“Wassa happen to you, did you burn your face or so-AHHHHHHH” this will forever make me laugh for no reason
During the Jar Jar part, I lost it when he screamed after seeing Anakin's scarred and burnt ass face. "Whassa happened to you? Yousa burn your face? AHHHH!"
*"Ah! Hah! Ahah! Hey dummy gonna call you Darth Matt from now on as in what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on the front porch? Matt. Darth Matt."*
wait !!! is Luke voiced my mark hamill in these parodies ????!!!! sounds like him
JCey Bti i thought that too, but i dont rly know if, but would be awesome
JCey Bti Yes, the second skit was him.
Some of them not all
Yep, and Carrie Fisher did Leia a few times
Yep
I know I'm a bit late, but is no one gonna mention how Ahmed Best reprises his role as Jar Jar here?
I love how Jar Jar speaks 😍
I'd say it's better than the original
@@dearestterror5234 Way better! And kind of endearing.
0:33 this is the one good thing Vader ever did for the galaxy it almost makes up for everything
By killing of jar jar
4:00
I lost it!!!!! 🌚🌚🌚
Shut your up fuck!!?
With that stormtrooper?
3:28 What kid Anakin thought having a cool black robot suit would be like
4:50 How Adult Anakin felt when wearing a cool black robot suit
WOAH WOAH WOAH NOW Vader didn't say "Luke" he just said "No... I am your father" so ha
Benton yes,exactly. The most misconstrued quote ever. Only a true fan knows this and doesn't correct the posers. It's not even worth our time.
Benton Which is why he said “No, Luke, I am your father.” in this parody.
Are you really making a critic on a detail of a dialog of a cartoon that makes vader's cape go down the toilet while screaming "no!" in different voices?
Mandela effect...
Greg Lemieux seeing as Hamil was voicing Luke I’m pretty sure they did the wrong quote on purpose
you did not know that was the real mark Hamil for this old robot chicken skit 1:10
0:39 if Vader could've Done that earlier I wouldn't of been scarred watching the saga
i know right? Its about time somebody killed Jar Jar, he is literally the most annoying person in Star Wars history!
Wouldn’t have*
@@Golden-Reaper7348 nah not really
@@dearestterror5234 who is then?
@@dearestterror5234 the biggest main thing with dark Vader is his orgin, why just why... he could have be the king , wearing his suit in light colors, then he could keep his babies and his lover together and rule the galaxy with love, wisdom, kindness. He could have been called light Vader ... I will never let the darkness win!
"No Luke, i am your father"
"And princess Leia is your sister"
"And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks"
"And as a child I built C-3po"
What makes that scene is that they actually got Mark Hamill to reprise Luke
3:40
Now this is an empire i can get behind
Roqtest agreed
Me after getting 100% dark side alignment in SWTOR.
4:47 Me when I'm cleaning public toilets and have to stick my hand down a toilet cuz some idiot shoved a bunch of toilet paper down the toilet and blocked it.
2:15 bottom of the video next to the clerk's leg: Sorry about the HPV
4:34 lmao I can't hold it ✋🤣
Darth "Disco Dance" Vader gets me every time.
1:27 from here luke sounds so much like old mark hamil lol
Mando brings back the "wizard" phrase in the new boba fett episode as tribute hahahaha
That keytar riff at 3:48 is just sublime
Kinda wish Vader incorporated the skates into his lightsaber battles.
1:02 wait is that the actual Mark Hamill playing Luke in this scene?
Yes
“Yoosa burn your face or something? AAAAAAAAAA”
Vader: "Quickly, before the Separatists attack, get into the escape pod!"
*Throws Jar Jar into the air lock*
3:59 - Even Wilhuff Tarkin boogie with Vader!
Uh-oh he doesn't know how to take off his suit to go to the bathroom lol no no no LOL
At 3:30, YES there truly was a Star Wars disco theme in 1978. Search for it, for the the song is quite awesome! Even has R2D2 beeps in it!! And at 4:10, if Vader doesn't know how to control his new suit yet, tell him to contact Jackie Chan with The Tuxedo!
"Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm outta here."
2:56
Things just went 00 to 100 real fucking quick
I like how he throws him as he says "quickly" before he finishes with "get into the escape pod"
4:09 I'm laughing at the top of my lungs
Lol I love how Luke just got his hand chopped off but is just chillin with Vader without even bandaging it lmao.
Any one else realize that’s the soldier who has “been choked by Vader like 30 times” man I love how all there Star Wars bits are connected!
He's even still somehow annoying as a floating ice corpse in space lol
I love how they portray him as a guy who has a tough time at work 😂😂😂
Wizard is back, baby
When luke's father said. Princess leia is your sister i was laughing so hard till my stomach hurt🤣
0:28 the way he throws him in there kills me 😂😂
The last one really needed a BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO THE RESCUE!
1:40 Vader, how are you able to drink that with your mask on?
Same technique he used to drink from a straw when Han and Leah were betrayed by Lando
3:47 did anyone notice that was Juno Eclipse from the Force Unleashed games.
Like 500 comments about that
I must say, that remix of the star wars music is pretty damn sweet
0:02 they remembered the strangle thing
Vader got the moves during the disco
4:06 was my favorite. It's a skit on it's own and I nearly died when the roller skates popped out of his shoes!
Vader in the can, I lost it at the roller skates lol 😂
0:42 just imagine the pain of having to live with him for the rest of your life
I like to think of Vader killing jar jar as canon, even though it isn’t I like to think it is
I like how in the last one Palpatine didn't even tell him how to go to the bathroom
Him yelling for a time out had me in tears 😂
Darth Vader with Star Wars bed sheets is just best
Every time the emperor has a skit in this show it’s comedy gold😂
3:28 this entire song was a bop ngl, wish i could listen to the full version
That guitar solo is 👌👌 I need the taabs
4:18 IM LAUGHING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!!!
The Vader rising skit was hilarious! Cracked me up!🤣
Love how mark Hammel decided to voice himself in the cuts