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  • @john85132
    @john85132 6 годин тому +63

    "they should build houses out of chimneys" lmaooo

    • @MrHeHim
      @MrHeHim 6 годин тому +3

      Yeah! they can use chimney material!? why hasn't anyone EVER thought of that before

    • @ForestWhitakersLeftEye
      @ForestWhitakersLeftEye 6 годин тому +3

      They should've built their houses made out of BERT

    • @xBLXCKBRD
      @xBLXCKBRD 5 годин тому +1

      Laughing in British

    • @micaelantunes7055
      @micaelantunes7055 5 годин тому +1

      Laughing in European 😀

    • @ManiacalMiss
      @ManiacalMiss 5 годин тому +1

      Wait, their houses aren't brick?

  • @austinschmidt9429
    @austinschmidt9429 6 годин тому +72

    It’s amazing how the government moves when millionaires homes get burned to the ground, but if your house goes sliding down the mountain because of a hurricane $700 is all you’re worth

    • @n01ukn0
      @n01ukn0 6 годин тому

      FEMA is dumb as shit. They’ve been keeping people in hotels for 2 months at a time when they don’t even need it 3 months after the hurricane. But when hotels were briefly needed while power was out and trees were down, you couldn’t get them.
      I know of at least 2 people in FEMA rooms and they don’t need them / just “party.”
      Sad.

    • @IamwhatIoncewas
      @IamwhatIoncewas 6 годин тому

      You wouldn’t be talking about the job makers’s like that would you? Don’t go spreading your conservative bullshit if you’re not willing to say that you are not worth what they are and that’s why you’re not getting it. Maybe if you worked a little harder and didn’t eat all that avocado toast

    • @psychohazards
      @psychohazards 5 годин тому +1

      Yah but it means the country is still able to move. If even Hollywood can't get their shit together, we are definitely gone.

    • @03ratmom
      @03ratmom 5 годин тому +5

      Not only that but the people in NC had no warning no way to prepare BUT all your elected officials knew of the dangers and did nothing to prepare. Then act like none of this is their fault.

    • @ryanirving3388
      @ryanirving3388 5 годин тому +1

      Yeah but come on guys. Its disgusting to notice it

  • @ryancouture2508
    @ryancouture2508 6 годин тому +61

    It’s called wealth inequality Bert… when it gets this lopsided and warped the resentment and anger kicks in. It’s just the beginning.

    • @koryhelm8515
      @koryhelm8515 5 годин тому +2

      It's proven that wealth is negatively correlated with empathy.

    • @BobbyHiII
      @BobbyHiII 5 годин тому +1

      I think what’s bothering for most people is, that rich people pretend they worked so hard for their money. When the richest people do the least amount of work. Like how Bert and Tom pretend they “worked so hard” for their money lmfao.

    • @dustinedwardanderson
      @dustinedwardanderson 5 годин тому +1

      I think Bart thinks he's one of the wealthy people.

    • @Raisingwildminds
      @Raisingwildminds 5 годин тому +1

      He literally asked Tom last episode "Do we all have the same healthcare?" There's no way he understands any of what you said. 😂

    • @andrewf6111
      @andrewf6111 5 годин тому

      ​@@BobbyHiIIYou think being involved with the Russian mob is EASY?

  • @MadScientistCinema
    @MadScientistCinema 6 годин тому +66

    It’s just the poors who can’t replace their watch collection though, right?

    • @Simsimma33
      @Simsimma33 6 годин тому +2

      Hate from the river Styx

    • @dennisfarris4729
      @dennisfarris4729 6 годин тому +2

      How I'll miss my color coordinated swatches..

    • @cpiece2450
      @cpiece2450 6 годин тому +3

      Awwww did the comedian make a poor person joke and hurt your feelings??

    • @chilloutdude3617
      @chilloutdude3617 6 годин тому +2

      @@cpiece2450 They are big time hurt lol. Competing for likes from their fellow haters right before they clock in at Burger King.

    • @christopherbetancourt8007
      @christopherbetancourt8007 6 годин тому

      Yep

  • @tonymartinez1978
    @tonymartinez1978 5 годин тому +6

    I’m not surprised at all these guys are so out of touch that they feel sorry for the evil ceo instead of the actual victims of our predatory health care system

  • @tuckercase2449
    @tuckercase2449 6 годин тому +8

    We all hate CEOs because we had weekly or daily meetings with them all throughout the pandemic and all they talked about was leveraging our unique position to increase value to the shareholders. Meanwhile, half of my former coworkers are now destitute and I'm next on the chopping block--in the name of increasing value to the shareholders. CEOs are money grubbing bastards and I'm working as hard as I can to get away from ever having to interact with them. Ah, what am I even saying here? Corporations in general were made transparently evil during the pandemic and CEOs were just the voice of the machines.

  • @crazedandazed1392
    @crazedandazed1392 6 годин тому +38

    Hope California gets all the government help North Carolina did

    • @Hempmares
      @Hempmares 5 годин тому +2

      State Name GDP (in USD)
      1. California 3,120.38 billion compare 12. North Carolina 587.71 billion nothing personal

    • @zealousblatancy536
      @zealousblatancy536 5 годин тому +1

      Or Lahaina or East Palenstine.

    • @crazedandazed1392
      @crazedandazed1392 5 годин тому

      @@Hempmares not for much longer with the way the fire is goin

  • @RedDawg865
    @RedDawg865 6 годин тому +33

    The Diddy evidence is gone, but what about the Garth Brooks evidence?

  • @AveOuttaTX
    @AveOuttaTX 6 годин тому +7

    I wish Tom wrote down all the things he said when it's just him and Bert, so I could hear him discuss it with someone who actually has a functioning brain and adds some value to the conversation.😭

  • @minutesnippet
    @minutesnippet 6 годин тому +15

    Don't worry Black Rock will just buy the area and charge very reasonable rent

  • @dbcooperslilbrother
    @dbcooperslilbrother 5 годин тому +4

    super cool how bert basically admits he didn't care about the fire until it got close to where he lives

  • @ProdGands
    @ProdGands 5 годин тому +1

    Here in Brazil all of the houses are made with cement and bricks, its really rare to occur such destruction..

  • @digitalalchemy369
    @digitalalchemy369 5 годин тому +1

    imagine OWNING a tour bus and still packing a "go bag". lmao

  • @lucasshill8780
    @lucasshill8780 6 годин тому +3

    "ANYTHING YOU ACHIEVE WILL NOT FIX YOU BERT"

  • @HankD-f2p
    @HankD-f2p 6 годин тому +4

    I knew ol Bert couldn't hold the squeals back for that long. Love it

  • @BobbyHiII
    @BobbyHiII 5 годин тому +1

    Bro is talking about having multiple watches worth thousands of dollars and wonders why everyone hates them. 😂

  • @FishNFreshWater
    @FishNFreshWater 6 годин тому +9

    18:12 Headed to work to catch up on bills I won't catch up on.

  • @chestertonhawks9823
    @chestertonhawks9823 5 годин тому +1

    Bert sees families home burn down- goes to Zillow to predicate on them

  • @ejcrafton84
    @ejcrafton84 6 годин тому +8

    Everyone thought Tom was the psycho, but Bert is the diabolical diabetically monster.

    • @Chris-fl2tt
      @Chris-fl2tt 6 годин тому

      Diabolically diabetic 😆 🤣

  • @Chibotgaming
    @Chibotgaming 5 годин тому +1

    We all can relate to the humble beginnings of being in our millionaire friend's house and feeling inferior to their material possesions

  • @thepontiackid
    @thepontiackid 6 годин тому +2

    I like to imagine bert legless from the knees down when he sits like that.

    • @aardeng
      @aardeng 5 годин тому

      Only a matter of time 😅

  • @BrianJimenez-q8t
    @BrianJimenez-q8t 5 годин тому

    Bert saying he cancelled his set at the comedy store, and Tom immediately asking if that was on the news 😂

  • @zach_diecast_mansur
    @zach_diecast_mansur 6 годин тому +10

    Rome is Berting

  • @digitalalchemy369
    @digitalalchemy369 5 годин тому

    Tom wont even buy his mother a new cell phone. lol

  • @ethanarnett7637
    @ethanarnett7637 5 годин тому +2

    They are not in the same house!!!! What a scam!! Bert has the earpiece and is actually not talking over Tom. Even the audio is massively different between them.

  • @migah139
    @migah139 5 годин тому +1

    i cant believe LA got exactly what they voted for. thats craaaaazy

  • @xBLXCKBRD
    @xBLXCKBRD 5 годин тому +1

    Tom’s looking SO good. God damn

  • @ish474
    @ish474 5 годин тому

    I don't for 1 second feel anything but absolutely sadness about every single home loss. However I do have a reaction to the coverage of it. I've seen multiple articles talking about what celebrities lost their houses and compiling lists about what they were worth. In the reality is is those celebrities have the means to move somewhere else even though this is a tragedy for them also but I can't imagine that the people without resources who are already stretched so thin in LA are going to have many options left open to them. Love you guys and hope all your people are safe❤

  • @Sonofgrievous
    @Sonofgrievous 5 годин тому

    Love how somehow Bert made it all about himself

  • @ChristianSOG83
    @ChristianSOG83 5 годин тому +2

    That watch case doesn't mean SHIT to Bert!

  • @dimmadab
    @dimmadab 5 годин тому +2

    Say what you want bert but we know you saved the tea cup

  • @WanderingExistence
    @WanderingExistence 5 годин тому

    "Why don't we make houses out of chimneys?" might be the smartest-dumbest thing I've ever heard. Yes, Burnt Chrysler, it's called brick, and yes, it's a great idea 💡👍

  • @J-Robber
    @J-Robber 5 годин тому +1

    Dam he missed a joke on the starbucks burning down. He hated those baristas

  • @mypawsoflove
    @mypawsoflove 5 годин тому

    Between earthquakes, wild fires (and fire bugs) and mud slides PLUS the insane cost - I'd never live in California. I'm saying prayers for those in the middle of this tragedy.

    • @vocaldancemusic
      @vocaldancemusic 5 годин тому

      people are leaving for a reason. covid was the wakeup. now its part 2. good luck w/ thots in la.

  • @lb8141
    @lb8141 5 годин тому +1

    Do you mean build brick houses Bert? Mind blowing!

    • @kylefrancis3906
      @kylefrancis3906 5 годин тому

      You don't know how his brain works. So that makes you sad and lonely.

  • @Jokertheclipper
    @Jokertheclipper 5 годин тому

    Tom saying they will ban bushes and trees is ridiculous lmao

    • @vocaldancemusic
      @vocaldancemusic 5 годин тому

      los angeles is woke. live there and youll see the rules they impose these past years

  • @rusty_shovel
    @rusty_shovel 5 годин тому

    Berts story about to sound like "when I was 65 I got involved with the insurance mafia, they said your house is a cardboard box soaked in rubbing alcohol, of course we can't insure it

  • @jerryb113
    @jerryb113 6 годин тому +8

    Chimney houses would be made of brick burnt christler 😂

  • @andrewvalencia1990
    @andrewvalencia1990 6 годин тому +4

    What’s Everybody !

  • @l.s.451
    @l.s.451 5 годин тому

    "There was a card in it"😂

  • @Ohhuglybaldguy
    @Ohhuglybaldguy 5 годин тому +1

    Bert is so out of touch with the world lol 😂

  • @GennyI3eerDrinkr
    @GennyI3eerDrinkr 5 годин тому

    "I love lamp." - Isla Kreischer

  • @williewhite101
    @williewhite101 5 годин тому

    I had no idea LA was burning, thanks for letting us poors know

    • @vocaldancemusic
      @vocaldancemusic 5 годин тому

      rich people crying about their homes wahhhhh leave that place you imagine how bad the air is now

  • @crazzzypaul1649
    @crazzzypaul1649 6 годин тому +5

    28:22 Bert really just said "Aluminums" when describing Lumens.

  • @RPRsChannel
    @RPRsChannel 5 годин тому +1

    59:45
    *_In this episode, Bart forgets there's a people in the US called Native Americans._*

  • @dannyevert223
    @dannyevert223 6 годин тому +5

    Hempcrete is fireproof!!!

  • @BurnAmazonDown
    @BurnAmazonDown 5 годин тому

    Bert has said so many times that hes appauled at someone saying that killing CEOs is okay that i think he might be projecting lmao

  • @RPRsChannel
    @RPRsChannel 5 годин тому +1

    *_Could some send Bart a glass of water?_*

  • @WormMaybe
    @WormMaybe 5 годин тому

    Its crazy how out of touch you can get when you get a couple netflix specials

  • @zealousblatancy536
    @zealousblatancy536 5 годин тому

    Let’s also remember Lahaina, North Carolina, and East Palenstine. Funny how their needs weren’t important because their houses weren’t millions of dollars. Everyone needs a humble pie to eat and God is cooking it.

  • @LiterateDuck
    @LiterateDuck 5 годин тому +1

    Today on: Rich Guys Don’t Understand How Regular People Live Life.

  • @zach_diecast_mansur
    @zach_diecast_mansur 6 годин тому +1

    From dumb city to smart city in an instant.

  • @tylersmithking
    @tylersmithking 5 годин тому

    Tom looking COMFY

  • @vertical7047
    @vertical7047 6 годин тому

    Hell yeah l! Yinz through with some clutch entertainment for another mundane work day!

  • @ericconyers6521
    @ericconyers6521 6 годин тому +1

    So fucking hard to believe. My aunt lost her house, as did my cousin and his family both in Altadena, ,also 6 of my parents friends lost their homes. being a native of Los Angeles and my family being in the Pasadena area for 3 generation we also know about 30 friends who have lost everything aside from the close on their back!! Growing up and frequenting all those areas most of my life I am shell shocked. I live in Berlin now and cant help but feel so fucking helpless watching and talking to people.
    It is going to take 10+ years to rebuild and I am sure the charm of the city and those neighbourhood's will be gone.

  • @tomrobinson982
    @tomrobinson982 5 годин тому

    I forgot what I was saying, commercial break.

  • @vwa3guy
    @vwa3guy 5 годин тому

    Bart's "Go bag" is a sack of food.

  • @seae2030
    @seae2030 5 годин тому

    make houses out of chimneys.. 😂😂

  • @user-pl9ig3ic8l
    @user-pl9ig3ic8l 5 годин тому +1

    Texas is CLOSED

  • @koryhelm8515
    @koryhelm8515 5 годин тому

    I've noticed a lot of youtube creators have been absent in the days since these fires. It's just enough to be a pattern.
    There must be a lot of streamers and such that live in the admittedly expensive, but more attainable parts of LA that are burning

  • @bennybubba7251
    @bennybubba7251 5 годин тому

    I honestly forgot about this podcast 😂

  • @trippyluxx6355
    @trippyluxx6355 6 годин тому +1

    Didn’t they want a train rail to go where the fire was, maybe this is them evicting y’all for their project

  • @mrcyrilfiggus
    @mrcyrilfiggus 6 годин тому +1

    Great point about the concrete spray home industry blowing up . Makes sense

    • @dennisfarris4729
      @dennisfarris4729 5 годин тому

      Robot articulating arm spraying materials will produce the outside and the inside at the same time, run the wiring and the plumbing...
      Paint

  • @kevingarduno8365
    @kevingarduno8365 5 годин тому

    Theyre all gonna move to Idaho and double our housing costs again 😭

  • @joseiscool31
    @joseiscool31 5 годин тому

    Did somebody say “something’s burning”

  • @PortoDylan
    @PortoDylan 6 годин тому +2

    0:28 Bert: its the biggest ever in ever thats ever happened ever.

  • @christianscacchetti9178
    @christianscacchetti9178 6 годин тому +1

    Do you really love lamps?

  • @ForestWhitakersLeftEye
    @ForestWhitakersLeftEye 5 годин тому

    30:45 Bert is TOTALLY normal I swear. PLEASE believe me!!! 34:46

  • @paulcarr2207
    @paulcarr2207 6 годин тому +1

    Great input Bort.

  • @jasonschaffer5299
    @jasonschaffer5299 5 годин тому

    Does that mean Cassius Marsh lost his house.

  • @davidmalcolm7350
    @davidmalcolm7350 5 годин тому

    Did Bert just say in the ad break that he brushed his teeth with soap?

  • @tabithaletterman3595
    @tabithaletterman3595 5 годин тому

    this is how i feel, I live in lake Lure N.C. almost everything I knew from here to Ashville is gone😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Adason23000
    @Adason23000 6 годин тому

    Drink every time Bert interrupts.

  • @truwth
    @truwth 5 годин тому

    17:25 Tom subtly dissing "the poors"

  • @Shizz_R6
    @Shizz_R6 5 годин тому

    3D printed homes are going to start popping up in LA. Everyone is talking about the rebuilding period. 3D homes go up fast and with almost no crew to build it.

  • @KellyTour-d9s
    @KellyTour-d9s 6 годин тому +2

    We have the fire retard ents right here.

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes 5 годин тому

    Mel Gibson's house burned down too

  • @melissaeager3410
    @melissaeager3410 6 годин тому +1

    8:52 I live in Western NC.. we have had 3 major floods since 2004 (2 in the last 3 years)
    It does change the entire landscape as well as brings the snakes out in ppl! I just hope those ppl have a minimal amount of the ass hats!

    • @chilloutdude3617
      @chilloutdude3617 6 годин тому

      It's LA. They have the maximum amount of those

  • @willruss
    @willruss 5 годин тому +1

    Guy who overindulges annoyed when starving masses have no sympathy for the gluttonous walled garden burning down

  • @cookt8
    @cookt8 6 годин тому +1

    They covered up decades worth of fuckery with one failing swoop of strategic incompetence.

  • @patrick815
    @patrick815 5 годин тому

    People will move to vegas, also rebuilding will be done more efficient with 3d printing houses. Yes thats a thing

  • @Sweetiron24
    @Sweetiron24 6 годин тому

    They are the highly educated that will receive $750, they will be fine!

  • @GBHSbandperson
    @GBHSbandperson 5 годин тому

    These people that are giving these guys and other celebrities shit for complaining about losing their homes are insane. It doesn't matter how much money you have, they earned the money that was spent to buy these houses. People may have raised children in these homes they made memories in these homes. It shouldn't matter if they're rich or not, THEY LOST THEIR HOME. It's despicable seeing the lack of empathy people are having for people who lost their homes in this fire.

  • @vladimirgreene1516
    @vladimirgreene1516 6 годин тому +1

    LA Smart City 2028.
    Love ya Jeans!

  • @melvinc8585
    @melvinc8585 5 годин тому

    this whole episode was tom and bert money spreading on us

  • @lollerich
    @lollerich 6 годин тому +2

    Lol Bert completely out of touch, of course

    • @kylefrancis3906
      @kylefrancis3906 6 годин тому

      Are you hate watching?

    • @lollerich
      @lollerich 5 годин тому

      @kylefrancis3906 I stopped watching after the first couple of minutes. I usually check it out for the first few but thid podcast has been unwatchable for years. Bert is just such a piece of shit

  • @no1sBiz13
    @no1sBiz13 6 годин тому +3

    You guys in the comments are a bunch of 🐱 🐱

    • @kylefrancis3906
      @kylefrancis3906 6 годин тому

      Right? Who watches this early to hate? lol

  • @kyleholmes2472
    @kyleholmes2472 5 годин тому

    Lmao bert is so gay he has to paint his toenails?

  • @gotgame226
    @gotgame226 5 годин тому

    Good time to be a contractor

  • @esoteric_Derek
    @esoteric_Derek 6 годин тому

    aDam rAy of fuggin" sunshine, bAby!!

  • @goldnix9840
    @goldnix9840 6 годин тому

    I was here for Bert’s life.

  • @brettedwards6841
    @brettedwards6841 6 годин тому

    Almost the same week and relevant. Can't wait to see how many good points disappear behind one of Burt's interruptions.

  • @LelandSmith-ld1kv
    @LelandSmith-ld1kv 5 годин тому

    Bert Jesus the ads are too long brother

  • @juliorodriguez1721
    @juliorodriguez1721 5 годин тому

    So Bert is a loot drop good to know

  • @BatCave2212
    @BatCave2212 6 годин тому

    You should say slob on your knob like corn on the cob

  • @jasonrumfelt2990
    @jasonrumfelt2990 6 годин тому +1

    Hi Tim. Hi Bart!

  • @haley7237
    @haley7237 6 годин тому +2

    10:29 Regular people. 700K or 1M dollar houses. California is wild.

    • @tristenjames7462
      @tristenjames7462 6 годин тому

      That's the crazy part though. To be a regular person and it still cost to be 700k to live there is INSANE.

  • @chriswaring3783
    @chriswaring3783 6 годин тому

    A quarter of the population in the 50s had either been a soldier, and everyone grew gardens and lived a rationed life too... and how did houses ever appreciate in value because more houses are being built. Your 1980 Toyota isn't worth more than a lambo...

  • @canadasonlyrealdealc.o.r.d3146
    @canadasonlyrealdealc.o.r.d3146 6 годин тому

    Why is Tom looking like Steve Jobs and Burp Chrysler still the same?

    • @chilloutdude3617
      @chilloutdude3617 6 годин тому

      Cause some people let money change them and others don't.

  • @randomradzz
    @randomradzz 5 годин тому

    this is what im puzzled at in america. you guys are rich but you build your houses with wood and not concrete? why is this a trend?

    • @douglasmurphy3266
      @douglasmurphy3266 5 годин тому

      Our economy is just a pyramid of paper and digital currency, the "wealth" and "riches" that exist are just a bunch of financial products created from the debt generated by these homes. The actual materials used are as cheap as possible so investors get a better rate of return on property. Also in LA, I think brick and stone need to be reinforced like foundation to meet earthquake code, so few are building entire structures to that standard without wood.