*WE WILL DESTROY THE TIMELINE!!!!* WOW! Koifish is BACK with another video about Time Travel, after the massively successful How To Time travel in Warband from like 5 years ago! Talking about the timeline, we will soon have to face... THE HAESTEINN MULTIVERSE!!!
How did you unlock all the tecnologies? did you do a playthrough and copy the character? use a mod? changed something in the game files? or is it possible directly from the start through creating a custom character? I like OP stuff like this and would like to play my own campaign
Plot twist: Chronos is actually Koifish's son from an alternate reality where he did not ruin his sleep schedule and deprived himself of sunlight for 15 years straight by playing Paradox Games and thus could give his fecundity a good use.
To be honest, I genuinely have just accepted Haesteinn as a future Koifish who traveled through time and space to be a Viking. Can't believe Koifish made a character to fight himself though lmao
That insane speed for Sieging in wars is actually something you can do if you take the Become Greatest of Khans decision: - 5K Levies, 3.4K Horse Archers, 4K Light Horsemen, 400 Armored Horsemen, and 150 Mangonels, none of which use Supply (meaning they never starve) and ALL of which benefit from Sappers in Strategist tree. - +0.1 to Light Cavalry and Heavy Cavalry Siege Progress (which the decision gives you). It means you can effectively take even Feudal holdings within 10 days.
Id love to see you go on a mission to break up all the big blobs on the map. You'd probably need help doing it so it wouldnt take forever, but just making sure no realm is larger than like 15 counties seems like a fun challenge
I think it would be funny if he just did a curve from Leon through France curving at lotharingia and gradually curving to reach the far Middle East, but that would probably be a pain to make because the Dutches aren’t set out that way
Thanks koifish. I like the windmills very much. I happen to be Dutch. Goedendag is a Dutch form of greeting, which means good day. So after meeting the good day milita, your day can only improve. So have a nice day!
This is legit one of my favourite ways to play CK3, just start as Roman Hellenic, get all innovations and a character with the best genetic traits. But I do it with a single county and no development, nor do I convert it. The idea is to try and make the word of Roma Invicta spread again. I have started it in the Himalayas, Ireland, Ghana, Mongolia and Malta. Basically, start small and weak but with a great ruler that every neighbour sees as heretical easy prey.
Here I thought we were gonna see some mod where you travel through timelines to work in peoples courts but this still sounds cool I’ve only watched the intro
5:41 not goedendag mitlitia. A goedendag is a mace and it means 'good day'. Its named like that because you would say 'good day' and than smash their face to smithereens
Hey btw Koifish! I have an idea that could be fun. Make a game where you conquer every county in the world that has a mine to forge a mining empire xD (bonus if starting as haestein)
Lemme get this straight. I have 3000 hours in ck3, love astrau, love tribal, love raiding, yet I have NEVER seen that doll event… how come this guy gets to steal from children?! D:
@@Koifishspeaking of Lady Ravin, I noticed your old Warbands videos are no longer available. Are there any alternative sites where I could find them, or are they lost to history?
I have been using character editor to do these and currently have most of Asia ruled by the descendent of a God-King tengri warrior reincarnated in 1038 Burma. How do you break the tech tree tho?!?!
*WE WILL DESTROY THE TIMELINE!!!!*
WOW! Koifish is BACK with another video about Time Travel, after the massively successful How To Time travel in Warband from like 5 years ago!
Talking about the timeline, we will soon have to face... THE HAESTEINN MULTIVERSE!!!
Please try a CK3 overhaul mod again - the LOTR is really fun!
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
How did you unlock all the tecnologies? did you do a playthrough and copy the character? use a mod? changed something in the game files? or is it possible directly from the start through creating a custom character? I like OP stuff like this and would like to play my own campaign
@@Davion197 no he won't
This was easily my favourite video from you ever!
I'm ready for the Haesteinn cinematic multiverse.
Everyone are
Ney. Hollywood won't listen!
@@jito7377 Hollywood would make him a black woman.
No, No your not
Get Bollywood ready
Koifish created a character to defeat Koifish? Now that's quite a time travel paradox
This might only be his strategy to wed Matilda of Tuscany to Haesteinn.
It's canon
A paradox among Paradox Games?!
@@thetruegoldenknight beat me to it
Plot twist: Chronos is actually Koifish's son from an alternate reality where he did not ruin his sleep schedule and deprived himself of sunlight for 15 years straight by playing Paradox Games and thus could give his fecundity a good use.
To be honest, I genuinely have just accepted Haesteinn as a future Koifish who traveled through time and space to be a Viking. Can't believe Koifish made a character to fight himself though lmao
That insane speed for Sieging in wars is actually something you can do if you take the Become Greatest of Khans decision:
- 5K Levies, 3.4K Horse Archers, 4K Light Horsemen, 400 Armored Horsemen, and 150 Mangonels, none of which use Supply (meaning they never starve) and ALL of which benefit from Sappers in Strategist tree.
- +0.1 to Light Cavalry and Heavy Cavalry Siege Progress (which the decision gives you).
It means you can effectively take even Feudal holdings within 10 days.
Yeah, first time i did was wild
Thank you for playing Léon, What a pleasure to see Brest master of the developing world (from a Frenchman living 70km from Brest)
I'm something of a Brest master myself.
I'm always down for seeing some Brest videos.
By God. Koifishes' Hæstinn addiction has gone so far that he's beginning to write non-alternative history genre stories about him!
Man I've just gotten into watching Koifish Videos and now I'm learning all this Koifish Lore! Koifish being Haesteinn makes so much sense tho lol
The lore is DEEP!
I just imagine Koifishes knights and cavalry here being actual Jedi knights and the Goedendag militia are just the Clones
No idea how you made this tine traveler happen, but it's an awesome idea!
console command/debug command (discover_all_eras)
4:08 now i wanna see Koifish do a Haesteinn run in BG3
When I tried a Time Travel storyline in CK3, I started in Iceland, and only tried to do the 100 Development and Primogeniture.
Sounds sooo fun! These are the types of things I often think of when I am starting a new game. I enjoy being a little OP
Me too...or a lot OP.
*Laughs in every positive perk and 100 every skill*
*Dies from a cold*
Oh
Not sure it's the right niche but if anyone's brutally interested in Medieval warfare I strongly recommend Schwerpunkt's videos series
Unironically how I play the game.
If Haesting _is_ Koifish, then... Koifish has a Koifish addiction?
That... yeah that checks out.
If went back in time I would probably just die from smallpox
Id love to see you go on a mission to break up all the big blobs on the map. You'd probably need help doing it so it wouldnt take forever, but just making sure no realm is larger than like 15 counties seems like a fun challenge
I think it would be funny if he just did a curve from Leon through France curving at lotharingia and gradually curving to reach the far Middle East, but that would probably be a pain to make because the Dutches aren’t set out that way
I did not know I needed a Cottoneyed Joe reference today.
But now my life is better.
pls try HAESTEINN in space with stellaris🤣
The origin should be "under one ruler"
@@nicholasloremann4741 yes that one !
Thanks koifish. I like the windmills very much. I happen to be Dutch. Goedendag is a Dutch form of greeting, which means good day. So after meeting the good day milita, your day can only improve. So have a nice day!
He cut the part where the time traveler bring a thousand new diseases to the medieval times
I never thought id see someone speedrun Ireland
Truly stuning
"I became a time traveler in ck3" me every time I save scum
So basically just CK3 on easy mode :D
Even though you released this exactly 2 minutes ago, just know, When you took wessex, My viking heart grew 3 sizes. För Tyr!
"aRnoLd De WroCK jhOnsOn" 🤣💀
Etymology of Chronos Viator = Personification of time + The Traveller, literally The Time Traveller
Koi you must play with the Bulgarian Empire you'll be surprise from the might that poses
Wonderful video, keep up the good work!
(The Flemish Goedendag militia pog!!!)
Koifish's Hæstinn addiction is slowly fading away, for now..
Or is it all just a scheme?
10:55 time traveler is making a big-brain investment play cause he knows the dolls will be worth more as collector's items in the future 🧠
There's an actual mod for ck3 that amplifies this playstyle. It's called Lost Souls.
Reminds me of that one mod that adds time traveling cyber hussars, good times
I loved this! Something new. I don't know how you come up with all these crazy ideas 🙂
This is legit one of my favourite ways to play CK3, just start as Roman Hellenic, get all innovations and a character with the best genetic traits. But I do it with a single county and no development, nor do I convert it. The idea is to try and make the word of Roma Invicta spread again. I have started it in the Himalayas, Ireland, Ghana, Mongolia and Malta. Basically, start small and weak but with a great ruler that every neighbour sees as heretical easy prey.
22:10 Idea for a multiplayer challange.. who can steal the head of the pope first? :D
Here I thought we were gonna see some mod where you travel through timelines to work in peoples courts but this still sounds cool I’ve only watched the intro
I'm honestly surprised there are some proper time traveller mods like this idea.
"Those men probably fell of their horse trying to do wheelies" that killed me 😂😂😂😂
1:20 Is.. is that a Gedagedigedagedago reference??????
5:41 not goedendag mitlitia. A goedendag is a mace and it means 'good day'. Its named like that because you would say 'good day' and than smash their face to smithereens
Upvoted for that Rednex reference alone.
loved this more please
love the concept hahaha nice vid
Imagine traveling back in time just to steal medieval dolls for your kids
Hey btw Koifish! I have an idea that could be fun. Make a game where you conquer every county in the world that has a mine to forge a mining empire xD (bonus if starting as haestein)
Do another, where you get all of the Dynasty legacies (but no tech).
"I'm the timekeeper. And this..."
*puts on shades*
"...is a CANNON event!"
*Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah*
Time is nothing but a foe to defeat 🗿
maybe one day Koifish will learn how to use 'alas' correctly. Or he really did wish an angel would strike him down.
it would be funny to see this kind of playthrough in eu4 or vic 3 but started in some remote tribal area
The hcu haesteinn cinematic universe has expanded
Should have been a Time Travel Viking! Give us the United Vikingerium, an Empire to surpass all other Empires!
Great. Now we have to edit the wiki page again.
Haesteinn miss you
The doll collection ends up being just him looking for Funko Pops. Now that's from the future.
I enjoyed the doll stealing side quest.
57 seconds in and we getting Ohio trash talk.
That is why I always love Koi. I don't know if he's ever been here, but he understands.
Standard start for me is Leon, others are Sicily and Brandenburg.
25:50
It’s more like "zhon-durm"
There is an Athens Georgia but there is also an Athens in your favorite state of Ohio.
THAT COTTEN EYE JOE REFRENCE IS PRIME 💯💯💯💯💯
As someone from rural Ohio, it is truly a bastion of ignorance
Koi, you should play bg3 with another ck3 youtuber
I can just imagine there’s a room full of creepy dolls.
A another part to this please!
As a Texan, I was not expecting a Waco reference... lol
Truly, he was a High Man in the Castle
I always knew that Koifish was Hæsteinn all along.
I have a suggestion for a sequel that is that you reassemble the roman empire
As a time traveler? Not a bad idea! :D
Would be cool to do with with gunpowder mods
Actually based video concept. Cudos koi.
Lemme get this straight. I have 3000 hours in ck3, love astrau, love tribal, love raiding, yet I have NEVER seen that doll event… how come this guy gets to steal from children?! D:
Oh god that makes sense koifish IS HAESTENIN 😱
Hello koifish, in your honour I reunited Africa with the Haestin dynasty ❤❤
So basically Koifish is playing as kang the conqueror
The dad jokes are particularly strong this video
I'm gonna topple the Byzantines! - he says casually.
Can u continue this video as a series and conquer the world?
This is a Certified Chenso Classic Pro Max Ultra 5G Limited Edition.
>Travels back in time
>Almost immediately decides to raid the Irish
Based AF
The haestein lore grows
Where's the next video for the Haesteinn dynasty?
Love ur videos good sir💯🙂
Glad you like them! :D
“Tell you what I need new wife” that killed me.
Awesome!
more please okayyyy
why dont you like the austrian painter?!
fun fact, the same fbi marksman that bravely gund down a woman holding her infant at Ruby Ridge was also at Waco......
AKA cheating heavily and spinning it off as an authentic skill based challenge. GG
A WITCHER BURN HIM!! - The End.
It's okay, he's not a woman B-)
CK3 videos Mark Twain would make:
Time traveling without the help of Lady Ravin? This won't end well...
Lady Ravin was merely a pawn!
@@Koifishspeaking of Lady Ravin, I noticed your old Warbands videos are no longer available. Are there any alternative sites where I could find them, or are they lost to history?
I have been using character editor to do these and currently have most of Asia ruled by the descendent of a God-King tengri warrior reincarnated in 1038 Burma. How do you break the tech tree tho?!?!
Console commands.
Thankfully he didn’t wait like 50 years for early modern firearms
KOIBOI!!! For real though..chicks aren't interested in the Roman Empire...they are interested in the reasons you think about the Roman Empire.
So Haesteinn had been the Emperor of Mankind this whole time😂
Best wishes