7 Jokes We Didn't Get Until Much Later

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  • Опубліковано 24 лип 2024
  • Guybrush smuggling bananas? Bawdy Ken Masters win quotes? Ian Paul Freeley? We didn’t get all the jokes in the games we played as kids because some in-game, adult-targeting humour sails clear over the heads of younger players with its grown-up references and risque innuendo. So let’s all of us sophisticated adults enjoy those jokes with now our clever adult brains. Beware of rude things and saucy wordplay ahead and subscribe for a video like this every Thursday.
    Don’t get us wrong, old school shooter Rise of the Triad was not a game for kids. Which is exactly why we wanted to play it so much.
    The irony is that even though Rise of the Triad is a game that really only people old enough to vote should be allowed to play, it contains a playable character called Ian Paul Freeley, in probably the most childish joke on this list. And yet we still didn't get it at the time.
    If we had to pick a particularly elusive visual gag or movie reference from Space Quest 6, on the other hand, and we do, we’d say the inflatable alien love doll parked in the corner of one room was particularly confusing to underage players.
    The mannequin-looking thing owned by the thugs who kidnap you early in the game is, looking back now, clearly artificial companion.
    Between the low-detail mid-nineties graphics and unhelpfully sarcastic narrator, however, we were more or less mystified by this rubber roommate.
    Which, also looking back now, was a reference to a lady character from Total Recall, another film we had not seen at the time. Thank goodness.
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  • @poohhardy11
    @poohhardy11 5 років тому +802

    Ratchet and clank 3
    "The mayor: So my daughter says you're a man who's good with his hands, ratchet!
    Ratchet: SIR I SWEAR I'VE NEVER-"

    • @shingshongshamalama
      @shingshongshamalama 4 роки тому +121

      Ah yes, Ratchet and Clank 3.
      Up Your Arsenal.
      Subtle.

    • @davidbeaulieu4815
      @davidbeaulieu4815 4 роки тому +6

      @@shingshongshamalama hehe

    • @pr0xZen
      @pr0xZen 4 роки тому +13

      @@shingshongshamalama Never played the game, but always chuckled at the title whenever the commercials came on.

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 4 роки тому +11

      @@shingshongshamalama Honestly, it took me a pretty good while to get that the title was a sly play on words -- Up Your Arse...nal

    • @JaylanxYT
      @JaylanxYT 2 роки тому +18

      A lot of the ratchet and clank games have subtle innuendos in the title:
      Up your arsenal
      Size matters
      Going commando
      Full frontal assault
      Crack in time
      Quest for booty
      Tools of destruction

  • @eddiemate
    @eddiemate 5 років тому +395

    I’m going to be honest, I was confused about the Adam West entry since I forgot that this was just general jokes and not inappropriate ones.

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 5 років тому +21

      poledancing though

    • @seanshogun1957
      @seanshogun1957 4 роки тому +2

      Same here

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 4 роки тому +20

      Its mainly a joke for kids who didn't know that Adam West played Batman in the 60s, long before he was the moronic mayor in Family Guy

    • @davidbeaulieu4815
      @davidbeaulieu4815 4 роки тому +2

      @@deathbykonami5487 he did? I just thought he was a family guy character. The chicken is still just a giant chicken right?

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidbeaulieu4815 You've never seen the Giant Chicken show?! How young are you?!

  • @Wfftam
    @Wfftam 5 років тому +1327

    It's not an adult joke, but it took me until about two years ago to realise the names of the fairies in Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Tatl and Tael. Tatl Tael. Tattletail. Because they tell you about monsters' weaknesses and such.

    • @enderborn6860
      @enderborn6860 5 років тому +50

      OH MY GOD I JUST GOT IT

    • @quantumoon
      @quantumoon 5 років тому +79

      Wfftam I guess Navi is short for navigator or something like that

    • @kennethwilliams2157
      @kennethwilliams2157 5 років тому +2

      Just feed em and you wont horribly die?

    • @Bolshoi333
      @Bolshoi333 5 років тому +51

      Proxi in Hyrule Warriors acts as Links voice. Aka, his proxy

    • @mikeblatzheim2797
      @mikeblatzheim2797 4 роки тому +29

      @@quantumoon
      'Navi' is also what Germans generally call a navigation system.

  • @doubledamn2599
    @doubledamn2599 5 років тому +332

    Ah 1990s adventure games. A simpler, yet more complicated time.

    • @davidbeaulieu4815
      @davidbeaulieu4815 4 роки тому +11

      Ya nothing like taking physical notes for a game. Damn you Riven.

    • @willhuey4462
      @willhuey4462 2 роки тому

      they were able to get away with so much in the lucasarts games.

    • @DarkQueenHelba
      @DarkQueenHelba 2 роки тому

      @@davidbeaulieu4815 I still have all of my dad’s notes from playing. He ended up putting them in a 3-ring binder while he was playing. I used them the first time played Riven.
      Every other time I just looked up a guide.

    • @joshc5309
      @joshc5309 2 роки тому +1

      Simpler graphics, complicated everything, including just actually installing a game.

    • @joshc5309
      @joshc5309 2 роки тому

      @@davidbeaulieu4815 I remember playing a game called Lagoon (or Blue Lagoon, I don't recall) for the SNES where I found a very early castle complicated. I looked up a walk through (at the library!) and the advice was literally "Draw a map, it's THAT complicated."

  • @AGoodBrentDogs
    @AGoodBrentDogs 5 років тому +309

    "No, no! Fingerprints!"
    "I don't think so."

    • @evandavis5223
      @evandavis5223 4 роки тому +16

      mmmWAAH. G'night everybody!

    • @pixienyx4306
      @pixienyx4306 Рік тому +3

      That one’s always been my favourite, purely because I loved both Animaniacs and Prince…. I laughed way too hard the first time I heard it and was old enough to understand 🤣

    • @devinfaucette
      @devinfaucette 3 місяці тому +1

      Lmao 😅😂 I showed that scene to my 15 year old daughter the other day. She looked at me like I don't get it dad. I was like no? And she's like no. I was like oh I didn't get it when I was your age either. And then like 6 hours later she busted in my room and goes that was on a kid show that you used to watch???!

  • @dashandtuch7183
    @dashandtuch7183 5 років тому +291

    4:10 "from the station that can bring you more because we pay our employees less" ... sounds a but like rockstar themselves

  • @BobTurKey
    @BobTurKey 5 років тому +283

    The one that got me was the subtitle for Donkey Kong Country 2, "Diddy's Kong Quest" For years I thought, shouldn't it be "Diddy Kong's Quest?" Then I became an adult and realized that "Kong Quest" was a pun on Conquest.

    • @gocatsgo08
      @gocatsgo08 5 років тому +26

      Diddys' Kong Quest was also famous for its "secret level". If you swapped the first letter of the first two words of that subtitle, and enter it as a cheat code, you unlock "Catholic priest" mode.

    • @DragonNexus
      @DragonNexus 5 років тому +13

      Wait....it's not called Diddy Kong's Quest!? Holy crap, I never even freakin noticed!

    • @ElBloeTigre
      @ElBloeTigre 5 років тому

      @@gocatsgo08 :D

    • @thelocalcrusader9522
      @thelocalcrusader9522 4 роки тому +1

      Thought it was a dick joke but ok

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 4 роки тому +8

      @@thelocalcrusader9522 Kiddy's Dong Quest

  • @ceelist
    @ceelist 5 років тому +682

    What about the joke in Space Quest 4 where you're reading the Space Quest 4 hint book:
    "Q: My computer has a 5.25" drive and this game comes in 3.5" only. How can I get a bigger disk?
    A: So far, there are no good methods. Don't fall for ads depicting miracle methods such as "pumps," hormone pills or injections. Your best bet is to tell yourself that it's not the size that counts. Oh, wait, did you say DISK?"
    ...went way over my head until I was quite a few years older.

  • @jhsand1515
    @jhsand1515 5 років тому +76

    "Mr. Staker. Mr. Peter Ian Staker."
    "P. I. Staker?"
    "Yes."
    "PISS TAKER, COME ON!"

  • @jesseclark7105
    @jesseclark7105 5 років тому +436

    Ratchet and Clank was full of these. The third game, Up Your Arsenal (lol), featured the Galactic President saying "My daughter tells me you're a man who's good with his hands, Ratchet," to which me he replies "Sir, I swear I NEVER-"

    • @SnivyTries
      @SnivyTries 5 років тому +75

      Even the NAMES in that series...
      Up your Arse-enal
      Going Commando
      Full Frontal Assault
      Quest for Booty
      Size Matters...
      ...heck, I think even Deadlocked had a version of sexualization.

    • @meetmadmat3995
      @meetmadmat3995 5 років тому +28

      Those kind of jokes went lost in translation so i didn't even know the series was so dirty until a few years ago, but now i can't help but ask myself why would they put those in a kid game

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower 5 років тому +52

      Crack in time was going to be called Clock Blockers, but they couldnt get away with it

    • @mfrazier3876
      @mfrazier3876 5 років тому +13

      300-I.Q. Prower You can only get so much under the radar

    • @kenzieuchiha1191
      @kenzieuchiha1191 5 років тому +13

      @@300IQPrower The fact they got away with it for over a decade is an achievement in of itself!

  • @haze5538
    @haze5538 5 років тому +107

    For me it was during Arkham City. Like when Harley said he’s not “feeling himself”. A younger version of me just took that to mean that he felt sick.

    • @dorkknight86
      @dorkknight86 4 роки тому +22

      I got it immediately because she said "well he was earlier, but that's not the point..."

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic 2 роки тому +3

      I didn't get that joke because where I live "feeling yourself" is the rarest euphemism for chocking the chicken

  • @shinyblazestaples8189
    @shinyblazestaples8189 4 роки тому +42

    “Some day’s you just can’t get rid of a bomb”- Adam West

  • @prollydatboi8841
    @prollydatboi8841 5 років тому +767

    Are we not gonna talk about how Adam West Batman tells Robin in the cutscene that the poles are not for ‘fun or recreation use’

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 5 років тому +105

      I honestly thought that's where they were going with that, but they just focused on Adam West himself.

    • @mayowankenobi
      @mayowankenobi 5 років тому +11

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 років тому +75

      In theory he "could" have been talking about climbing up and sliding down them... or what Catwoman probably does with them.

    • @prollydatboi8841
      @prollydatboi8841 5 років тому +36

      Mar Hawkman I bet he likes what Catwoman does on it too, that naughty dog... er... bat

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 5 років тому +3

      @@prollydatboi8841 who doesnt

  • @CivilCaine
    @CivilCaine 5 років тому +41

    Batman Arkham City; when you first meet Harley Quinn. She says that Batman can't see the Joker because he wasn't 'Feeling himself'. (Alluding to his illness.)
    She then corrects herself, saying that he 'was earlier, but that wasn't what she meant'.

  • @Joeykm1972
    @Joeykm1972 5 років тому +63

    When I saw Ken Masters and Eliza for the first time in the ending sequence for SF2. I thought Eliza looked like a Barbie Doll. And then I chuckled at the concept of a potential joke of Ken and Barbie Dolls from Mattel. But I don't think that was intentional, or was it?

    • @thesoundmajors9858
      @thesoundmajors9858 11 місяців тому

      No she doesn't 😂

    • @SolidSonicTH
      @SolidSonicTH 10 місяців тому

      If anything they were trying to distance themselves. The "Masters" surname was contrived because Mattel wasn't happy, apparently.

  • @rhyspudding9334
    @rhyspudding9334 5 років тому +41

    Jane made a satire of her discussing what satire is, damn

  • @kamikazeeOG
    @kamikazeeOG 5 років тому +413

    The Michael Hunt thing I got straight away. In San Andreas, however, it wasn't until years later that I would learn that the store Pro Laps was named after a.....interesting medical condition.

    • @flaetsbnort
      @flaetsbnort 5 років тому +14

      What, I just got that now

    • @brucenatelee
      @brucenatelee 5 років тому +10

      It's also a sexual fetish... as gross as it is.

    • @Dr.Quarex
      @Dr.Quarex 5 років тому +9

      Anyone who is last name is Hunt not only got it immediately but had also been hearing that same "hilarious(tm)" joke their entire lives up until the point they heard this stupid joke.

    • @blazeris1192
      @blazeris1192 5 років тому +23

      Can someone explain the Michael hunt thing please

    • @kamikazeeOG
      @kamikazeeOG 5 років тому +45

      @@blazeris1192 Mike Hunt. Say it fast.

  • @JobroskiSwaqqman
    @JobroskiSwaqqman 5 років тому +466

    When I visited Europe and saw my first bathroom that I had to pay to use, I was outraged! I proudly declared, "I pee freely!"

    • @TheHero-2550
      @TheHero-2550 5 років тому +10

      Same, but when the cashier at 7/11 said the wc was for payimg customers only

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 5 років тому +7

      Both my mother and my grandfather (her father) got scolded for doing just that in the lack of public toilettes in the vicinity... Oh Memories...

    • @MasterZebulin
      @MasterZebulin 5 років тому +3

      @@TheHero-2550 Pay him with a knuckle sandwich! That'll learn him!

    • @JobroskiSwaqqman
      @JobroskiSwaqqman 5 років тому +1

      ger du it was just a joke dude

    • @goldenwolf5809
      @goldenwolf5809 5 років тому +4

      @ger du Besides the fact that you don't get a simple joke, does it really sound more scandalous to you than having paid toilets everywhere just to make sure homeless people don't use them?
      Bc that's what paid toilets are for, in case you didn't already know

  • @screamingfalcon71
    @screamingfalcon71 5 років тому +16

    They did make plenty of references to Adam West on the Lego Batman Movie, from footage to the "Bat-Shark Repellant" to even the "words forming from thin air" gag during the climax.
    Anyone else also notice the attention to detail they put in the intro to the Adam West Batman level there with the face of The Joker? I loved that, shows the developers were big fans too.

  • @dezeewezee5198
    @dezeewezee5198 5 років тому +120

    "Come at me Ken mains" that is and will be the best thing this show says. Ever

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 років тому +5

      @@KazumiKiguma to be fair to Andy, he's probably better than me....

    • @123dan321
      @123dan321 5 років тому +5

      The first thing I did when the video ended was to look for this comment! I’m glad I found it.

    • @StirrCrazy90
      @StirrCrazy90 5 років тому +2

      The gleam in his eyes are kinda scary when he said that...

    • @Pippaqueenofdumb
      @Pippaqueenofdumb 4 роки тому +6

      The amount of chaotic energy in the delivery was frankly staggering

    • @4shtia
      @4shtia 4 роки тому +2

      Daigo 'The Beast' Umehara would like to have word with you.

  • @louismarriott2477
    @louismarriott2477 5 років тому +59

    Dragon Quest 8 with the brilliant line :
    "You gave my monstrous pit a good licking"

  • @sethneville
    @sethneville 5 років тому +298

    BEWARE of rude things and saucy wordplay? But that's exactly why I watch this channel!

  • @KungPaoChicks
    @KungPaoChicks 5 років тому +26

    5:38 *villager sees something sticking out of his pant. "IS THAT A BONER OR A BANANA?!?!!?"

  • @misspango579
    @misspango579 2 роки тому +17

    I was aware of Adam west and his status as a kid entirely because of the fairly odd parents cat man. he was hilarious

  • @theonlysumireharafanboyint6919
    @theonlysumireharafanboyint6919 5 років тому +75

    If you somehow were able to play Conker’s Bad Fur Day as a kid, put all the jokes in a hat, mix them up, and grab one.

  • @thecastawaydc
    @thecastawaydc 5 років тому +1122

    All hail Adam West! RIP Dear chum.

    • @ralphbutcher7294
      @ralphbutcher7294 5 років тому +3

      The CastAway DC gosh yes Batman

    • @nguyenhuuvinh2971
      @nguyenhuuvinh2971 5 років тому +9

      Holy cancer Batman! What do you mean Adam West still going strong as voice actor, Andy? You do know that he died last year right? Is this another one of those jokes that I didn't get?

    • @LifeGoddessTaimat
      @LifeGoddessTaimat 5 років тому +29

      @@nguyenhuuvinh2971 The Lego Batman game was released two or three years ago, before Adam passed. He went strong right up to the end.

    • @Featherbow
      @Featherbow 5 років тому +28

      He said he WAS still going strong as a voice actor at the time these games were made. 15:06, clearly .."was still going strong.."

    • @dontmindme5879
      @dontmindme5879 5 років тому +30

      Nobody messes with Adam We!

  • @JustinLeeper
    @JustinLeeper Рік тому +7

    I used to write WWE games. We had a translator who’d have to convert all my scripts to Japanese. She was a very nice, innocent lady.
    It made me quite embarrassed to explain what I literally meant when I had one wrestler tell another to “grow a pair.”

  • @crazyk369
    @crazyk369 5 років тому +13

    "I bring my own cream corn to the movies, the cream corn the sell here is too crunchy" ~Adam West

  • @alden2442
    @alden2442 5 років тому +142

    Remember that GTA 3 mission entitled "Big 'n' Veiny"? Good stuff. Good stuff.

    • @TitoMcFadden
      @TitoMcFadden 5 років тому +26

      Or all the armored trucks with "Gruppe Sechs" on the side of them. Nowadays it's "Group 6". More subtle than their GTA 3 days

    • @sgtraytango
      @sgtraytango 5 років тому +14

      I wonder how many kids saw the "Liquor Hole" signs in GTAV and understood them right away.

    • @dustedandblue2571
      @dustedandblue2571 5 років тому +4

      There is tons of sex puns in gta 3, I love it.

    • @bamleith3095
      @bamleith3095 5 років тому +6

      what about Pißwasser? basically insulting shitty watery beers

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 років тому +3

      What about GTA4 and the Tw@?

  • @devin8367
    @devin8367 5 років тому +78

    No "I didn't know she was your sister" and "it was mating season" in ratchet and clank. That ones pretty bad, especially considering quark and the "sister" are difderent species, as I'll put it

    • @quantumoon
      @quantumoon 5 років тому

      Devin West That’s not bad that’s extremely tame, like a lot of things in this video. Honestly didn’t realise how sheltered some people are lol

  • @ltdowney
    @ltdowney 5 років тому +64

    3:26 Go on Jane, say it, I’m sure the comments section will be mature and respectful. 😆

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 4 роки тому +5

      GTA's double entendres never get old

    • @ravendraws4094
      @ravendraws4094 4 роки тому +2

      @@deathbykonami5487 Wait....I don't get it....?!

    • @sirichandanaakarapu378
      @sirichandanaakarapu378 4 роки тому

      @@ravendraws4094 same???

    • @ravendraws4094
      @ravendraws4094 4 роки тому

      @@sirichandanaakarapu378 Yeah, like....What's the joke?

    • @DriftinLunatic
      @DriftinLunatic 4 роки тому +5

      @@ravendraws4094 Mike Hunt...thats the joke! Say it faster...but not out loud.

  • @arcuscotangens
    @arcuscotangens 5 років тому +43

    No comment on "triple x-files" playing at the cinema in Galaxy Quest? It's even in this video at 7:18

    • @screamingfalcon71
      @screamingfalcon71 5 років тому +1

      That was Space Quest 6, and the theater had one of the few instances of Gary Owens cracking up while trying to deliver a line if you have Roger "look" at the marquee.

  • @adumlarp999
    @adumlarp999 5 років тому +849

    My wife name her character from Dragon Age 2 Mike. Mike Hawke.

    • @AGnar0k
      @AGnar0k 5 років тому +169

      Mike Hawke and Mike Hunt, I ship it...

    • @LuciMorgonstjaerna
      @LuciMorgonstjaerna 5 років тому +20

      I didn't get the Mike Hunt joke until you posted this, so thank you sir.

    • @dashiellgillingham4579
      @dashiellgillingham4579 5 років тому +23

      +Iced I still don’t get it, so you’re ahead of me.

    • @Urathamax
      @Urathamax 5 років тому +61

      I spent far too long trying to work this out. Then I said it in an American accent and all became clear 😅

    • @dearone1
      @dearone1 5 років тому +3

      GENIUS

  • @lislestyle1
    @lislestyle1 5 років тому +266

    “As highbrow as a frowning caveman.” If there was a Nobel prize for ironic similes, this would have won. Lol.

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 5 років тому +3

      How's that ironic?

    • @k1ngk4gl3
      @k1ngk4gl3 5 років тому +6

      @@Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      Maybe they didn't want to say "sarcastic", and "weisenheiming" was too scary of a synonym so they just went with irony.

    • @edisonmichael6345
      @edisonmichael6345 5 років тому +1

      @@Ten_Thousand_Locusts Who even knows what the hell irony means anymore?
      Every time someone tries to explain, someone else comes up and say: "but wait, isn't that actually...?"

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 5 років тому +3

      @@edisonmichael6345 this ain't it.

    • @DragonNexus
      @DragonNexus 5 років тому +5

      It's neither ironic nor a similie. It's a metaphor.

  • @davidmiller9485
    @davidmiller9485 4 роки тому +17

    I.P. Freely is from a series of joke novels, Yellow River by I.P. Freely is where this one is from. Some of us may be a little older than others on here. (no really, i feel older than dirt these days)

    • @chriskuta6178
      @chriskuta6178 4 роки тому +2

      It was also the credits name for Friz Freeling in a lot of Looney Tunes stuff

    • @garyballard179
      @garyballard179 3 роки тому

      If you dig deep enough, I'm sure all the character names from ROTT have similar ties. Off the top of my head, I know Lorelei means temptress or something like that.
      There's bound to be plenty of obscure references.
      That game had a lot of weird stuff in it...

  • @Shindai
    @Shindai 5 років тому +41

    God I miss Adam West, what a legend.

  • @yorkshirepuddin_
    @yorkshirepuddin_ 5 років тому +59

    Did Ken poke his sleeping babies face just to wake him up and make him cry? Damn, Ryu palette swaps are bad Dads

    • @erinmiller1433
      @erinmiller1433 5 років тому +9

      Yorkshire Puddin I think it’s because babies’ cheeks are so soft and squishy that you just have to poke them.

    • @patrickphelan279
      @patrickphelan279 5 років тому

      I think he may still be a better dad than the OTHER Ryu palette swap.
      "STOP CRYING AND TRANSCEND HUMANITY THROUGH ACTS OF PERFECT VIOLENCE, BABY. I WILL NOT CHANGE YOUR NAPPY UNTIL YOU KILL A MAN IN SUBLIME COMBAT."

  • @DemonRumm
    @DemonRumm 5 років тому +26

    I remember playing Tales of Symphonia when you need to call the unicorn, and not understanding the ensuing arguments about which of the girls are able to approach the unicorn. Only when I was older and understood unicorn lore and the specific criteria behind the word "maiden" did that cut scene make sense

  • @scottfontenot6193
    @scottfontenot6193 4 роки тому +7

    "As high brow as a frowning caveman"..... That was amazing 😆

  • @pippupaladin
    @pippupaladin 5 років тому +6

    As soon as I saw Phoenix bang on the podium I immediately heard "Money" by Mystery Skulls in my head

  • @ananonymousperson8429
    @ananonymousperson8429 5 років тому +161

    Nobody messes with Adam We

    • @doctormentha5383
      @doctormentha5383 4 роки тому +1

      I was thinking this the entire last one

    • @MTLMJN
      @MTLMJN 4 роки тому +1

      @Mai Nyigguh there was a family guy short where the mayor's name plate got messed up, and instead of saying Adam West it says Adam We.

    • @MTLMJN
      @MTLMJN 4 роки тому +1

      @Mai Nyigguh oh. Well the context of the video wasn't necessarily "dirty jokes" but one that we didn't get until later. But I understand what you mean.

    • @davidbeaulieu4815
      @davidbeaulieu4815 4 роки тому

      Just give him a piece of candy.

  • @maryudomah4387
    @maryudomah4387 5 років тому +42

    “Knock knock!”
    “... But we have a doorbell...”
    Me.

    • @drewmanning4783
      @drewmanning4783 5 років тому +1

      Ok

    • @Banquet42
      @Banquet42 5 років тому +1

      Ah Link, how are you?

    • @blastketchup4953
      @blastketchup4953 5 років тому

      We also have a doorbell except it doesn’t work so we just knock instead

  • @LolMarineBunny
    @LolMarineBunny 5 років тому +32

    "Ooh Asuka, you got a massager!"
    "That's...not a massager."

  • @ULTRAVCATASTROPHE
    @ULTRAVCATASTROPHE 5 років тому +4

    All I could think of when Andy said “Devastating, he’s devastated right now” was the good place

  • @drgan4568
    @drgan4568 5 років тому +50

    I love janes use of similes such as “it went over our head like a overly ambitious frisbee”or “ the game was packed with more erotic innuendos then the erotic charades I accidentally bought”.

    • @NarwahlGaming
      @NarwahlGaming 5 років тому

      @@williambatson2514 , there's some lines we don't cross...

  • @polarbearicequeen
    @polarbearicequeen 5 років тому +36

    Andy's face during the intro after he says saucy wordplay made me laugh so hard.

  • @Nazo-kage
    @Nazo-kage 5 років тому +15

    Ace attorney is just chock-full of jokes I will go right over kids heads in the DLC for dual destinies they even had a 50 shades joke.

  • @DomDomPop
    @DomDomPop 5 років тому +2

    I can’t believe you guys remembered the Space Quest series. Spent countless hours playing the whole collection back in the day. All the love.

  • @bryanallen8851
    @bryanallen8851 5 років тому +239

    There wss also Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. (C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S) From the GTA series

    • @zaxlorax7605
      @zaxlorax7605 5 років тому +18

      That's in Liberty City Stories lmao.

    • @craigory5649
      @craigory5649 5 років тому +29

      There was an internet cafe in GTA's 3 and 4 called TW@

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 5 років тому +24

      And of course, Gardening with Maurice in San Andreas, voiced by Harry from Third Rock from the Sun. Every single bit of gardening advice he gave was an innuendo, starting with a women upset about her "melons" and not only does Maurice say he'd like to see them, he suggests injecting them carefully with a serum that makes them grow bigger. (a subtle reference to boob jobs or steroid injections)

    • @johnnykeysmusic2284
      @johnnykeysmusic2284 5 років тому +16

      Virtually every business name in Vice City was a gem: Rusty Brown's Ring Doughnuts, Big Bill's Bowls, Cluckin' Bell, Cherry Popper Ice Cream, Screw This... the list goes on and on.

    • @StrivedeLaLear
      @StrivedeLaLear 5 років тому +12

      @@johnnykeysmusic2284 When I was a kid playing Vice City, I instantly got Cherry Poppers and from that day on I felt so embarrassed, I had to make sure I wouldn't drive passed those stores when my mom or grandpa were in the room xD out of all the sexual undertones in that game, that was the one that made me feel dirty.

  • @kaneaquino8295
    @kaneaquino8295 5 років тому +27

    How about Peach's "Vibe Sceptre" in her own game for the DS? The one where you literally control Peach's emotions with a literal tap.

  • @lordkarasu2263
    @lordkarasu2263 5 років тому +10

    “Accidentally bought”, riiight, no judgement here.

  • @danielgrim3716
    @danielgrim3716 5 років тому +2

    Thank you so much! My eyes have been opened to all the missed humour over the years. This is just like the time I thought my name was Hungry for several months because of something my dad said

  • @Geek-LDS
    @Geek-LDS 5 років тому +155

    Thanks, I just got I P Freely joke! In fairness I knew kid named Harry Balls when I was a kid. I always wondered about his parents...
    What the *##%% was wrong with them?!?!!??!!!!!?!

    • @respectableaf9061
      @respectableaf9061 5 років тому +24

      Hahahahaha poor kid.
      I heard of a kid namned Hugh Janus.

    • @Geek-LDS
      @Geek-LDS 5 років тому +11

      Parents can be so cruel.

    • @tsmitz8184
      @tsmitz8184 5 років тому +9

      Did you meet his sister sandy?

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 5 років тому

      I heard of a guy named Shawn Dick.

    • @enderborn6860
      @enderborn6860 5 років тому

      @@respectableaf9061 its the hugh mangus guy all over again poor bastard got shafted cause of the lady recording him

  • @nicholascross3557
    @nicholascross3557 5 років тому +18

    Can't say Michael Hunt's was my _favourite_ radio station, but who doesn't enjoy a bit of HEAD from time to time...

  • @nothing_sacred.
    @nothing_sacred. 5 років тому +4

    Was literally watching this thinking “I need to finally look up the Roger Wilco game,” and then there it was! I never got to that joke though, because we had that game on floppy disk, and didn’t have the internet, and I got stuck very early and never got anywhere. Now, does anyone remember a game where you crashed your plane in a jungle, and had to type in all the actions you wanted to perform and guess what the game would recognize? Never got far in that one either.

  • @LadyKattrina84
    @LadyKattrina84 5 років тому +14

    "Bang crash wallop".
    "Them's fighting words, they is!" I love Monkey Island.

  • @richieriversiii354
    @richieriversiii354 5 років тому +520

    Where are these " sophisticated adults " . Were they hiding behind Andy , maybe they were under the chair.

    • @mattd3224
      @mattd3224 5 років тому +19

      Richie Rivers III They’re probably talking about James and Jon!

    • @richieriversiii354
      @richieriversiii354 5 років тому +2

      @@mattd3224 Oh yeah , that makes sense .

    • @darkspeed54
      @darkspeed54 5 років тому

      TAG YOU'RE IT...to find them

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 років тому +2

      I wonder this on a daily basis TBH...

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 5 років тому +3

      He was clearly referring to Mike. The explosions and gunshots have always been a ruse.

  • @Eminem12378
    @Eminem12378 5 років тому +14

    Not sure if this counts but I was playing Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory yesterday and I grabbed a guard to interrogate and what he had to say was a straight Metal Gear Solid reference. He said "Its not like you can shake me and make my ammo fall on the floor for you to pick up." I know I missed that joke as a kid because I hadn't played Metal Gear Solid yet.

  • @EntityXIII
    @EntityXIII 5 років тому +4

    Goodness, Ken as a father now...
    "Daddy, can I have some ice creme to eat instead of cereal?"
    "Ice creme, for breakfast? SURE YOU CAN!"

  • @kamilbanks6045
    @kamilbanks6045 4 роки тому +6

    I’m still lost on the Michael Hunt joke someone help

  • @RiverSomethingOrOther
    @RiverSomethingOrOther 5 років тому +183

    Wait... So the pole joke, wasn't the joke..?

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 4 роки тому

      Timestamp?

    • @doobydoobus4866
      @doobydoobus4866 4 роки тому +1

      @@KyrstOak 14:09

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 4 роки тому

      @@doobydoobus4866 Thanks.

    • @rpgaholic8202
      @rpgaholic8202 4 роки тому +7

      The pole thing was more the TV show anyway. No matter whether it was on the right or on the left, Batman's pole was always larger than Robin's.

  • @kcollier2192
    @kcollier2192 5 років тому +42

    it took me years to figure out the old joke about "When is a door not a door? When it is ajar!" Seriously, I couldn't figure out what was so funny about a door that was slightly open. Also, as far as the Michael Hunt pun: the Pittsburgh Pirates once had a pitcher named Elroy Face, who continued a family tradition of naming the first born son Richard. So when his son was born he received his hopefully never shortened first name of Richard, as of course, the short name of Richard is Dick...

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 5 років тому

      Now I'm PRUUUUUUNE TRACY!

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 4 роки тому +2

      Ok. Now how does Michael Hunt connect to Richard Face???

    • @ollie_hellhunter3356
      @ollie_hellhunter3356 4 роки тому

      @@KyrstOak that happens when Richard gets bigger

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 4 роки тому +1

      @@ollie_hellhunter3356 Ok... Doesn't make sense to me. Is Richard Face a person or something else?

    • @SyndicateOperative
      @SyndicateOperative 2 роки тому

      @@KyrstOak I get the richard part, but I don't get the face part.

  • @derrickhaggard
    @derrickhaggard 5 років тому +2

    Conker's Bad Fur Day/Live and Reloaded when you defeat The Great Mighty Poo by activating the context pad and literally flush him to death Conker states and this is an actual quote from the game "Now that's what I called a bowel movement." I didn't get the joke till later and I was disgusted when I finally got it.

  • @MrBukiV
    @MrBukiV 5 років тому +72

    "I just got lip injections. It hurts when I sit down."
    - Said by a woman with lips like Amanda Lepore

    • @davidbeaulieu4815
      @davidbeaulieu4815 4 роки тому

      I don't get it.

    • @alexanderk.6869
      @alexanderk.6869 4 роки тому +9

      David Beaulieu pretty sure it’s a labia joke

    • @j.a.weishaupt1748
      @j.a.weishaupt1748 3 роки тому +5

      David Beaulieu Maybe when you’re grown up

    • @MrAuthor3DS
      @MrAuthor3DS 3 роки тому

      ...There's an episode of Two and a Half Men you should probably see.

    • @hugolbr2498
      @hugolbr2498 3 роки тому +2

      @@davidbeaulieu4815 bottom lips. Sex joke.

  • @hartfartpoptart
    @hartfartpoptart 5 років тому +81

    When I was 5, my favorite civilization in the first Age of Empires was the Assyrians. I decided to name all of my saved games after the Assyrians. The thing was, I didn't know how to spell, and I couldn't remember but the first three letters of the word. So I named all of my saves "ASS". I had no idea. I probably had 20 to 30 different "ASS" saves on there. One day, my older sister walks in the room and sees my saved games list, and starts freaking out. "Why did you name them that?! What is your problem?! Do you know what that means?!" she says vindictivly. I then explained the whole thing to her. She then desided to delete my saved games. I pleaded with her, and she relented. We then agreed to never let our parents see the save folder.

    • @crazyd4ve875
      @crazyd4ve875 5 років тому +2

      you should've said "donkey"

    • @quantumoon
      @quantumoon 5 років тому +2

      My parents would’ve just laughed

    • @robertmcginty4146
      @robertmcginty4146 4 роки тому +1

      James Rolfe would be proud.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 4 роки тому +1

      Ironically, they're from Syria. It's the -As part of Assyria that is redundant.

    • @SyndicateOperative
      @SyndicateOperative 2 роки тому

      @@KasumiRINA It's only redundant in the current age.

  • @mattd3224
    @mattd3224 5 років тому +81

    Erotic Charades? This years Christmas Challenges are gonna get crazy.

    • @cphtfluke7565
      @cphtfluke7565 5 років тому +12

      I prefer Christmas Cards Against Humanity.
      Black Card: on the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me Three French Hens two turtle doves and
      White Card: Mufasa's Death Scene.
      (Best part, you can still sing it and it works)

    • @notoriousbmc1
      @notoriousbmc1 5 років тому +1

      Instead of Pikachu it'll be "draw radio dj, Mike Hunt"

    • @lyokianhitchhiker
      @lyokianhitchhiker 5 років тому

      I just hope I don’t wake up in a trash compactor for the 4th Christmas in a row.

  • @JarJarVibes
    @JarJarVibes 4 роки тому +4

    "Come at me Ken mains" I love this guy 😂😂😂

  • @RoastedLocust
    @RoastedLocust 5 років тому +2

    When I was younger, I went to a church function where you could enter your name on a piece of paper and put it in a shoebox for a drawing for a prize. I told my friend that "Mike Hunt" would be hilarious if it won, and it was. At the end of the church service, a lady preacher drew names from the box and announced the winners. She drew the name and called for "Mike Hunt" several times, and when he didn't show himself, she said, "I know you're out there, Mike. I can hear you laughing." First and last time I had fun in church.

  • @lifeincolour09
    @lifeincolour09 5 років тому +68

    #1 00:36 Rise of the Triad (Mike)
    #2 02:30 Grand Theft Auto III (Jane)
    #3 04:24 The Secret of Monkey Island (Andy)
    #4 06:41 Space Quest 6: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier (Jane)
    #5 09:30 Phoenix Wright: Justice for All (Andy)
    #6 11:59 Street Fighter Alpha 3 (Mike)
    #7 13:54 Lego Batman 3: Beyond Gotham (Andy)
    16:30 Outro (Andy)

    • @JamieHiggins638
      @JamieHiggins638 5 років тому +7

      This is not the kind of video I need time stamps for, thank you very much. *_Whoosh_* Did you hear that...?

    • @vectorequinox6202
      @vectorequinox6202 5 років тому

      What a bizarre and random order.

  • @clericofchaos1
    @clericofchaos1 5 років тому +120

    You mean to say you've never read the famous novel "The yellow river" by I.P. Freely?! What about the classic novel "Run to the bathroom" written by Will E. Makeit?

    • @AlmightyPolarBear
      @AlmightyPolarBear 5 років тому +18

      What about "Let it go" by Kant Holdet? Or maybe "The Brown Logs" by Poupit Aut?

    • @clericofchaos1
      @clericofchaos1 5 років тому +3

      @@The_Cookeh it's old, it's cheesy, but I still think it's funny my man.

    • @Mama_Badazh
      @Mama_Badazh 5 років тому +4

      I. P. Freely had a sequel titled "Trickling Yellow Water."

    • @davidcox6226
      @davidcox6226 5 років тому +7

      Isn't that illustrated by Betty Wont?

    • @gotisc
      @gotisc 5 років тому +8

      What ever you do avoid that pseudo-sequel "Yellow Spots on the Moon" by I.P. Phar.

  • @yamiatemyugi
    @yamiatemyugi 3 роки тому +3

    I can't help but tear up a little at hearing Stan's voice.

  • @respectableaf9061
    @respectableaf9061 5 років тому +12

    How about in Banjo & Kazooie when he asks the tree about his shriveling nuts. 😉

  • @richieriversiii354
    @richieriversiii354 5 років тому +134

    I am sad to report that shouting Objection at my teacher when he gave me a D in history did not improve my grade , but it did get me kicked out of class.

  • @5outof10
    @5outof10 5 років тому +5

    I too will admit defeat if my opponent tells me that I fight like a cow. Such cruel insults...no one deserves this much abuse.

  • @GideonGrimmGaming
    @GideonGrimmGaming 5 років тому +2

    Jak 3. When doing the turret game for the first time in the Wasteland, Kleiver says “I’ll give you a trophy if you beat me high score”
    To which Daxter responds “oh yeah, Jak ‘beats’ things all the time!!”
    Didn’t get that until I went back and played it again after they released the whole collection for PS4.

  • @s4tchm0j0n3s
    @s4tchm0j0n3s 3 роки тому +5

    Every now and then I'm reminded that Adam West has left this world, and it always makes me sad.

  • @eimearofarrell4403
    @eimearofarrell4403 5 років тому +19

    I actually have a great-great uncle by the name of Michael Hunt, and yes: he went by the name of Mike. There wasn't much else to do for entertainment

    • @Trismegustis
      @Trismegustis 5 років тому +4

      At least he wasn't named Michael Litoris.

  • @CaitlinRC
    @CaitlinRC 5 років тому +461

    Does anyone else take a while to get a joke, so then like 3 hours later you suddenly get it and go: "OOOHHHHHHH" in front of people who have no idea what you are on about?

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 років тому +17

      Oh definitely. One time, I was naming off places of the world as part of a game me and my sister were playing, and when I said Thailand, my mom asked me what the capital was. I said Bangkok, and she said, "that's what people do behind closed doors." I was 12 at the time when I finally got the joke.

    • @connortheandroidsentbycybe7740
      @connortheandroidsentbycybe7740 5 років тому +1

      Too often, tbh

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 років тому

      Yeah that happened to me

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 років тому +19

      Does anyone else try to think of the right word for a given situation, then a couple days later you go "Oh, effluent!" or whatever, to the confusion of those around you?

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 років тому +11

      And then you attempt to explain the joke but make people even MORE confused?

  • @michaelgleghorn9779
    @michaelgleghorn9779 5 років тому +6

    "Energetic relations". That is putting it mildly.

  • @respectableaf9061
    @respectableaf9061 5 років тому +9

    I expected basically every joke in Saints Row 4 to be on this list.

    • @wallofnyc
      @wallofnyc 5 років тому +4

      A key of the title is "we didn't get until much later" Possibly missed some with the early games, but by 4 I think everybody inclined to play KNEW the jokes that would be almost the entirety of their experience (and be old enough, in this internet-informed age, not to miss them).

  • @dylangreen3348
    @dylangreen3348 5 років тому +10

    I was told about about that Mike joke, it happened at a bowling alley cell phones weren't really a thing so people used the phone line to ask the employees to get someone over the stereos, the ones wife got a call asking for a Mike Hunt, so she got on the PA system and called it out to a 16 lane league and everyone turn and looked at her and burst out laughing and she was confused till someone told her

    • @paulbennett2284
      @paulbennett2284 Рік тому

      It was used in the first Porkie’s movie as well.

  • @warandpoetry9542
    @warandpoetry9542 5 років тому +5

    'You were almost a Jill sandwich.'
    Ages like fine wine.

  • @EweChewBrrr01
    @EweChewBrrr01 5 років тому

    It's good to see that you guys are still going. You always made me laugh.

  • @AudioEsoterixxx
    @AudioEsoterixxx 4 роки тому +6

    I’m a simple man
    I see Claude, I click

  • @davidchristie6003
    @davidchristie6003 5 років тому +20

    GTA series: "Clucking Bell" the chicken place is a Blackadder reference (and is rude).

    • @Banquet42
      @Banquet42 5 років тому +4

      "I believe the phrase ryhmes with 'Oh clucking bell..."

  • @alanjhonson2298
    @alanjhonson2298 5 років тому +217

    I can help you remember your PIN number mike, just tell me the card number, expiration date and security number I’ll do the rest 👀

    • @nickmoney
      @nickmoney 5 років тому +1

      Does UK have Social Security numbers?

    • @robertjoasilus5230
      @robertjoasilus5230 5 років тому +4

      @@nickmoney they do not. It's a national insurance number.

    • @evknucklehead
      @evknucklehead 5 років тому +5

      @@nickmoney He never said _social_ security number. He meant the 3-4 digit code on cards that is used as an extra security measure for online transactions.

    • @nickmoney
      @nickmoney 5 років тому

      @@evknucklehead I'm aware what a pin number is, National Insurance isn't quite the same ring as Social Security but my question is answered.

    • @evknucklehead
      @evknucklehead 5 років тому +3

      @@nickmoney I'm not talking about the PIN either. The PIN doesn't show up on the card at all, and is only used for Debit cards, not Credit cards.

  • @stillgod2250
    @stillgod2250 4 роки тому +6

    Dante's," Well meet again _soon"_ to Nero in DMC4

  • @calebstoddard739
    @calebstoddard739 5 років тому +1

    @15:45 yeah I can relate to that. Had that same feeling playing the training mode on the original Spider-Man game and I had no idea who the narrator was and why he was so snarky. Turns out the narrator was Bruce Campbell, who I would later realize had a bunch of cameos in Sam Raimi’s Spider Man movies because of his relationship with Raimi and Campbell starring, of course, in the Evil Dead movies, also directed by Raimi.

  • @izzyliberty8720
    @izzyliberty8720 5 років тому +17

    Andy, the banana pocket is in every jeans' crotch. How do you not know this?

  • @Pepe-ek8cw
    @Pepe-ek8cw 5 років тому +28

    I don't have a dirty mind, Mike...I have a sexy imagination! :P

    • @Ward1706
      @Ward1706 5 років тому +5

      Do you work in PR?

  • @thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731
    @thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731 5 років тому +2

    2:15 I think Mike may have been the secret fifth cast member of after hours and if any of you understand that reference then (insert joke about how Dan sweats a lot)

  • @norbertcsorba4639
    @norbertcsorba4639 5 років тому +1

    2:30 that radio intro is EPIC!

  • @sharpeisfrickinace
    @sharpeisfrickinace 5 років тому +11

    The BF Injection dune buggy thing from Vice City (beef injection) took me about 10 years to get. Maybe because it was so obvious it was hiding in plain sight?

    • @doshmaster1850
      @doshmaster1850 5 років тому +2

      Or the Nagasaki Blazer from V, took me 4 years to get.

    • @straxwb
      @straxwb 5 років тому +2

      The BF Injection was in GTA III as well, and it spawned only at midnight in front of Misty's house. I only understood the meaning of it all now, after reading your comment, so many years later.

    • @straxwb
      @straxwb 5 років тому +1

      @Justin m8 you got the BF Injection. Not sure I got the Nagasaki Blazer...unless it's not a sexual reference (which would be hard, since it's Rockstar we are talking about).

    • @doshmaster1850
      @doshmaster1850 5 років тому +2

      Nagasaki was a Japanese city until 1945.
      WAS

    • @straxwb
      @straxwb 5 років тому +1

      @@doshmaster1850 so it wasn't indeed a sexual reference. Didn't expect it from R* indeed lol

  • @Jostyy
    @Jostyy 5 років тому +8

    “You lot have filthy minds” heh we’re not the ones making a list on inappropriate jokes MIKE!! Hehee

  • @sailhammer8042
    @sailhammer8042 5 років тому +2

    "Gah, that pot roast looks amazing." LOL!

  • @irogt
    @irogt 5 років тому +2

    Love the "The Good Place" reference Andy.

  • @Rodrigo-ei4ht
    @Rodrigo-ei4ht 5 років тому +17

    It's so cute watching you guys trying to keep explicit X rated jokes as PG as possible in a list dedicated to innuendos and saucy content.

  • @Platonis-The-Warlock
    @Platonis-The-Warlock 5 років тому +55

    So to understand - English is not my first language, but now I understand it very VERY good.
    And... When I replayed Majora's Mask a few years ago - I finally laughed at - "Will you go through this tiny hole and get a treasure that's inside?"

    • @valiroime
      @valiroime 5 років тому +15

      Platonis The Warlock: Technically that should be 'understand it very well', not "very good". Not a big problem. You're still ahead of roughly 40% of so called native speakers. 😉

    • @valiroime
      @valiroime 5 років тому

      Platonis The Warlock: Technically that should be 'understand it very well', not "very good". Not a big problem. You're still ahead of roughly 40% of so called native speakers. 😉

    • @valiroime
      @valiroime 5 років тому

      Platonis The Warlock: Technically that should be 'understand it very well', not "very good". Not a big problem. You're still ahead of roughly 40% of so called native speakers. 😉

    • @SilentLegion96
      @SilentLegion96 5 років тому +9

      valiroime You repeated your comment 3 times.

    • @evknucklehead
      @evknucklehead 5 років тому +7

      I thought that was in Ocarina of Time. Or do they repeat that in Majora's Mask? (I've never played through all of Majora's Mask, so I'm not sure where that might have come up.)

  • @AsAboveISoBelow
    @AsAboveISoBelow 5 років тому +1

    If I had money, I'd do that join thing with you guys. You're all hilarious. :D

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 5 років тому +4

    13:58 and they kept the mustache, appreciate lego’s attention to detail for a few minutes........... okay, back to the video