10 Times Games Got TIRED of NOOBS
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- Опубліковано 20 тра 2024
- Some games just have no tolerance for poor performance.
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0:00 Intro
0:17 Number 10
1:51 Number 9
3:24 Number 8
4:57 Number 7
6:08 Number 6
7:11 Number 5
8:27 Number 4
11:01 Number 3
12:20 Number 2
14:01 Number 1 - Ігри
GAMERANX: Souls games don't straight tell you to give up
SOULS GAMES: "Put these foolish ambitions to rest"
I heard that shi so often😭
Maidenless
Uh...
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That's... Well... That's Elden Ring.
Dark Souls had a good chunk of the NPCs keep telling you to not go Hollow...
Sure DS2 then went and started off by helpfully informing you that you'll keep doing over and over... And kept track of your deaths...
@@Drejzer Elden Ring is a souls game my guy.
Its a genre not a name
@@kobemendoz.9543 souls-like is the genre. Souls games are in the franchise. Tho the creators agree ER is a souls game, not for that reason.
Metal gear the phantom pain goves you the option of putting a very embarrassing-looking chicken hat if you die too many times, and it makes your enemies look straight to the ground without shooting you
A whole another level of embarrassment 😂
They are actually laughing at you
@@KABLAMMATS lol, i didn't know that
Hilarious
I kept waiting for that to be on the list and was surprised when it wasn’t.
@@jsorbie262 i see you are also a man of culture🫡😂
Bro that sneaky O.J. joke on the Ace Attourney segment took me out 😂😂
How was that sneaky?
Why would a wookie, an 8 foot wookie, go to live with tiny ewoks on Endor? That. Does not. Make. Sense.
If the gloves don't fit you must acquit.
@@hoid9407true fan
@@maxque2841how are you crying rn 😂😂
Getting berated by morty is hilarious lmao
XD
he forgot wolfenstein and the baby on diapers difficulty settings
@@monbou13 indeed he did
Everyone was a noob once
Not me
I was born a pro 😤
Facts
Shi- im still a noob and open about it 😂
No way man, once you master Pong, you have all the hand coordination to beat every first person shooter ever!!! Call of duty is a breeze after trying to get that little platform to position perfectly!!!
The Messenger has a lot of amazing "this is indeed a quest of importance, but also a video game" diologue. I love it
I should go back to it. I really enjoyed what I played but dropped it towards the tail end. I did enjoy the writing.
It reminds me of the arcade games we played back in the early to mid 80s.
I need to finish it
One of the first games I 100%, it's one of those ones that I just enjoyed so much I wanted the challenge
Spider-Man was no joke back in the day, those Pizza delivery missions in the 2nd one were so stressful 😂
And the balloon mission reoccurring over and over again, I had times where it’d show up at the wrong time and a few times where it didn’t even appear properly (bugged).
@@otdreamer193IRONFIST-yx6gn
MY BALLOOOON
Memory unlocked 😮
Dang 2 videos in under 3 hours. It's a feast from Gameranx.
The narrator was one of the best things about the old Spider-Man games 😂
Insomniac should have incorporated that into theirs
While technically it's not the game hating on noobs, Shao Khan in one of the Mortal Kombat 3 games could be a proper savage ("it's official, YOU SUCK!")
I knew The Messenger would show up 😂. Dudes a savage. Also, phenomenal game. Soundtrack alone deserves a play-through.
Armored Core 1 is one of the few Fromsoft games with a noob mode. If you failed a certain number of times, you become augmented into _Human+_ mode.
Yeah, but that's the bad ending. Human+ means you're a Frankenstein's Monster who has become one with their machine, and the corporations literally own you.
It was a perfect contextual addition to the game as well since you go bankrupt and are essentially forced to sell your humanity and become an experiment to continue which in turn makes the game more easy. In contrast to just changing a difficulty setting and things being easier
Ninja Gaiden Black opened up a ninja dog mode if you died too many times quickly on normal difficulty. You got to choose whether you wanted to drop a level tho.
Sorry had no idea it was number one on the list 🤣
I only got into games a year or two ago (very much an adult) when I bought my Switch. I was and am awful at them. That is why I appreciate the easy games so much- I think people sometimes forget about people who haven't been gaming their whole lives, and that at the end of the day games are supposed to be fun
Welcome to the gaming community, Boss.
Put the games on easy, 5yrs from now you will be a good gamer.
I've been a gamer since i was 4. and if you saw me play today. you'd think i just picked up my first controller!
I've been play games for over 20 years. Some games I just suck at. And that's OK. I usually start every game on easy until I get a hang of the controls. Nothing wrong with it. Only games I start on hardest difficulty are the recent Spider-Man games. Because let's be honest, it's not hard to hit one or two buttons over and over again. Lmao.
I've been a gamer for 25 years(40 now), and I genuinely do not care about how good or bad at games I am at all. I've got great at some games, mastered one or 2 and am decent enough at the rest. Easy mode, hard, survival, extreme, they are all there to allow you to have the most amount of fun based the experience you want from a game.
In chrono trigger, I lost to Gato because i kept going back to farm points and forgot to heal up one time. So yes, a noob move.
Same. The fact that he doesn't even try to rhyme after he kicks your ass is so disrespectful.
ive done it too
That OJ reference was hilarious 😂
Guess I missed it
@@mtnman8783 I'm not gonna give it away but I will tell you it's in the introduction to Ace Attorney
@@dudewelcome I had to do a little research but I finally got it lol good stuff
I never felt personally attack by Bruce. It was in fact absolutely hilarious listening to him when I was a kid. Guys' a leg-end. And totally completed spider-man.
Right?! He's probably the only person in the world I would be completely cool with talking crap to me. 😂😂
Bruce Campbell's Spider-Man got me to watch. Was not disappointed
Grew up with Spider-Man 2 on PS2, and these tutorial messages were great because of the jabs they throw at ya!
My favorite being "Some people will look at the controller and go "THERE's ONLY ONE ATTACK BUTTON!". Will you give me a break. All because there's one button that says "attack, doesn't mean it's the only one. It's called a manual."
I love this & I wish more games had this style of tutorial!
Boy does that take me back to all the hint markers narrated by bruce cambell, good times going for the completionist route as well as the time trial races and the secret warehouse where you fight all the villains including the cutout ones
I’ve been a noob for 30 years.
No
There does need to be a "I've played a game before" button in the options these days lol
Gameranx did a video some time ago about things that gamers just understand that non gamers dont. My boyfriend is NOT a gamer and it's soulcrushing watching him try. After watching that video I was like, "oh. I've been trained on a life of gaming" 😂
Im convinced Falcon only added the lawsuit game SPECIFICALLY for an OJ joke…& I’m here for it😂😂😂
Second video today? Let's go! ❤️
I wish they would do this on the Before You Buy days. I'm not interested in some of those games, but I need my daily gameranx fix.
I was like "Ninja Gaiden Black better be in there somewhere." First game I thought of when I saw the title. Made me wait til the end - great way to keep me watching.
I loved this game when it came out. I wish they'd do a complete remake of the game with Unreal... It would look so awesome.
@@Joreel That would be nice but I would perfectly happy with refresh of the game as is for current systems. I know that's impossible, though, since the original code has been lost.
my first thought was styx cuz thats the only thing i played from all those games
Appreciate the whole gameranx crew for the consistent uploads and especially the days with multiple uploads. Much love for you guys❤️
Pro tip the glove didn't fit because it was leather and coated in blood
Love jake and falcon ❤️❤️ best channel
I had a friend play Skyrim for the first time and he was so bad that Hadvar died during the escape from the burning village…
Your friend might have been bad, but Hadvar didn't die. It is hardcoded for Hadvar and Ralof to not be able to die in the opening escape from Helgen mission, as they are essential NPCs.
Me when I lie
I wish Bruce Campbell narrated every video game ever
👍
Eagerly waiting for Gaming News tomorrow!
All I'm saying is I know it's an MMORPG but: Guild Wars 2, Living World Season 4, Palawa Joko. You have to make your way through a series of traps before the big fight and if you die too often Joko says, "Are you going to set off EVERY trap? Oh, I see! You're a completionist! Do continue." Nearly died during that fight as I was laughing too much. Praise Joko!
Omfg bruce Campbell was the narrator in that Spiderman game how did i never realize this
He was in all 3 movies, too 😁
Rick turned Morty into a gun
Falcon makes the best lists
Apex legends hates new players
Tom clancys rainbow six siege hates all players 😂
Can confirm
That’s not the game hating you, it’s the sweaty fucks blitzing everyone
Ninja gaiden will beat you up while insulting your family. Miss the series
[6:57] I love that Gato celebrates victory over you with a Karaoke burn! 🤣😂🤣
I've lost to Gato before. I was trying to see how many times in a row I could beat him without healing in between so it was only a matter of time before it happened since he is going to hit you, at least a little bit each time.
You Should've Added The Deadpool one where if you die multiple time on a particular mission you skip the overall mission and get mocked by Deadpool 😂😂😭
You forgot about Naughty Dog's original "Jak and Daxter," ergo, when Daxter insults Jak (you) after dying.
i'll never forget this... in Deadpool when you are at the difficulty choosing a new game the easier you make it for yourself the more of a bb you look like in the selection and the more difficult is the more bloodier 😂😂😂
"This spot marks our grave... But you may rest here too, if you like."
I had no idea that Ninja Gaiden had an easier difficulty. I played the original way back in 2004 and it was either get really good or quit.
“Souls games don’t straight up tell you to give up, they don’t demoralize players right out of the gate.”
They absolutely do lmfao the first NPC you meet after the tutorial in Dark Souls does pretty much exactly that🤣
And then almost every other keeps telling you to not go Hollow...
@@Drejzer fair enough, but they nonetheless do make a point to demoralize the player right out of the gate and I love it
they dont say this to player they say it to the person you play as
Dmc 3: easy mode is now available
👍
There are only 4 kind of people who gets the ace attorney tutorial wrong. People who don't read, people who mashed buttons, people who simply wanted to see what happens and, like franziska would say, "Foolish fools who spouting foolish foolishness"
Falcon with the OJ Simpson court case joke. 😂
RIP to a legend.
@@YTKeepsDeletingAllMyCommentsyeah i agree, RIP norm mcdonald
Instantly recognized Justin Roland's voice in High on Life 😂
👍
I guess that I like the trash talk, because 3 of my favorites are on this list.
Stix, Messenger and Black (that's what our friends called it when we were all hooked)
Black was tough!! We did the community thing when playing and swapped every level. Its been many years, but I remember them yelling, "Robbie, we need you." 😂❤
Skyward Sword is fun but dang ghirahim was brutal during his fights
Double upload today lets go!
Lol, the thumbnail is on point and funny.
Dude, Quarble is hilarious in The Messenger. His banter is unparalleled.
Jokes on you, I happen to love pink bows.
The OJ reference out of nowhere during the Ace Attorney part nearly killed me LMAO
6:53, that a jam right there !
Amazing video gameranx of video games that makes fun of being a noob in there games,fantastic job.
Splosion man was amazing, I need to play it again, I always loved when he did the airplane, such an amazing silly game.
In all it's 22fps glory.
OJ Simpson joke with the slight chuckle was perfect 😂
2002 Spiderman deserves a remaster. I remember the vulture lair and fighting shocker in subways. Plus the green goblin battle at the end where you can ride the glider. Such a good game. And you can play as green goblin after u beat it. And the cool arcade modes. Such a classic!!
I lost to the guy in chronotrigger because I got bored and walked away
I love when games talk shit. Makes me want to beat it even more!!!
At one point I got so annoyed by the controls in skyward sword I got some spirit levels and discovered that what the game considered to be holding the wiimote vertically (required for charging the sword attack or something similarly important) was actually skewed. The fancier wiimote plus actually made the game worse
Getting insulted by Morty…the game I didn’t knew I needed 😂
I wasn’t expecting a rap battle in the middle of this video lol
Absolutely love the Kratos quote in the thumbnail!!
Y’all should do a “best fromsoft bosses” video
Long shot, but does anyone remember when Josh & Anthony of Let's Game it Out did a playthru of The Messenger? The voices that Anthony did for all the characters was absolutely hysterical.. I've never laugh/cried so hard in my life!
I love the Styx games. They're a blast. One of my favorite stealth games.
The Simpson's Game that mocks video games in a... video game. When you die, Nelson insults you with "HA-HA Your gaming skills are weak.". After all these years, I still jab my hunny with the insult 🤣❤️❤
Oh no, whenever I failed in Ace Attorney since the insults are aimed towards Phoenix they never affected me but I'm now realizing all this time they were talking about me...
loving the O.J reference 😂
Loved that Spider-Man game! I remember playing it at like 7-8 years old when it first came out. One of the more memorable video games of my youth!
Mr. Falcon. Did you ever consider becoming a VA for a game? I mean if they let birds or bald ones into their offices ofc. You surely got the range
I hope Bruce Campbell will come back for the upcoming Spidey 3
Happy to see Chrono getting some love its one of the best games i have ever played
Immediately thought of Crash Bandicoot where you get a mask when you die too many times lol
See, back in the day we had Game Genies and Game Sharks if a game was to hard. Then they had to up security due to multiplayer and you could no longer use gameshark type devices which directly edit the memory (which could open up to muliplayer cheating), so game devs started to include easier modes on single player games. Games of today are, in general, much easier than games of the 80s/90s.
You are right but there are some other reasons why games were harder. Some games back then did have difficulty options but they weren't standard. Games were much shorter so developers made them harder and more difficult to beat and also because of the American rental market they didn't want someone to rent a game and beat it. Plenty of Konami games were much easier in their Japanese versions.
I loved Braid when it came out... the time dynamics were so cool and original 😎 game was also beautiful sound and visual 😍
Deadpool straight up insults you when you don't push the DAMN BUTTON
"self test for colorblindness chuckle" had me rolling
What about jak and daxter? The reactions of Daxter to the deaths of jak were just hilarious and priceless
Guild of dungeonering, a bard sings about your failures when you die
that's why I always start on hard and hardest on second play.
The thing that clicked for me was "Can I play daddy?" difficulty, since then it's always hard lol
8:40 my man did NOT just meme on OJ’s grave 🤣
The one for Ninja Gaiden was only added in NG Black, Falcon. The OG version made in Japan didn’t have this option. Least I think it didn’t. When they made Black for everyone to experience they incorporated it into the game. This game was the hardest around at the time and yes people were complaining how hard it was big time. This was way before souls and the internet was so combative about souls. Me and my friend just got gud as you would say on normal. Eventually beating all difficulties to Master Ninja mode and beat all arcade fights on Master Ninja too. Still to this day one of my all time favorite games
The glove don't fit you must acquit joke got me 😂
Wanted: Dead asks you if you want to switch the difficulty to "Neko - Chan" (NOOB MODE) which translates to "Cat" (if you die too many times).
If you do change it to Neko - Chan the game FORCES you to wear CAT EARS throughout the remainder of the game.
So it makes you a cat girl then? lol..
About Number 10, if you watched Rick and Morty, you'll understand why the gun is messing with you, Hey Morty, you went through the wrong portal and ended up in another dimension as a gun, looks like Rick is going to have to save ya again, lol JK
Falcon sounds like the Spider-Man narrator
Last years I decided that my first " Souls game" would be Sekiro, heard its pretty cool and liked the setting. After a few days of getting into the combat I got the hang of it. But after a week I had to put the game down as every encounter and wayfinding to the next spot absolutely required googling everything ripping me out of the game everytime. Sould games dont tell you to give up, but they let you die slowly...
What about the MGSV chicken hat?! LOL!
Ive really gotta play those Ninja Gaiden games, idk why i havent
0:59 bro Rick turned Morty into a talking gun😂
The Styx game was fun as hell for a cheap stealth game. Fun to play with someone else too
Solid OJ joke there. 😂
I was looking to see if anyone else caught that 😂
I like picking wrong choice in Ace Attorney games for the funny reaction 😂
amazing gameplay keep it up
I LOVED the tutorial guy on the Spiderman game.
Surprised the chicken hat from MGV was on here. That makes the game stupid easy
There were several games on this list that I was so happy to see. And happier to know I never had to suffer the embarrassment of sucking at them!
I have fond memories of co-op Splosion Man sessions with my friends. Only just started The Messenger a few weeks ago and LOVE the humor!
And lastly, I demand that the OG Mr. Bruce F^@&ing Campbell be brought back into the SpiderMan games!!!