GOP Says Covid Is Overhyped | Sheriff In Hot Water Over Pic Of Santa Getting A Gun Permit

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  • Ignoring the six-figure death toll in this country, Republicans like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Ron Johnson continue to downplay the seriousness of the coronavirus pandemic. In Colorado, a Sheriff's office expressed regret after tweeting a photo purportedly showing Santa Claus applying for a concealed carry permit. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @SlowmovingGiant
    @SlowmovingGiant 2 роки тому +172

    That was a stellar use of the word "Nimrod" and a kickass "F" Bomb drop.

    • @mariepanimdim4303
      @mariepanimdim4303 2 роки тому +6

      I love loved Jon's reaction to the F bomb!! xoxo

    • @falchion1966
      @falchion1966 2 роки тому +2

      OOOOH!

    • @farmbrough
      @farmbrough 2 роки тому +1

      He seems a bit ignorant to me. Why is MTG a Babylonian hunter?

  • @jlrthebassplayer
    @jlrthebassplayer 2 роки тому +272

    I'm sorry, that Sen J not needing protection when he goes and .....s himself! That was hilarious and a monster FU, classic! Great stuff!

  • @1Onigun
    @1Onigun 2 роки тому +186

    My uncle Raised me, and he died from AIDS, thank you Stephen Colbert, for saying exactly what was on my mind!

    • @pandorafox3944
      @pandorafox3944 2 роки тому +6

      Same 💗

    • @1Onigun
      @1Onigun 2 роки тому +6

      @@pandorafox3944 May your family rest in peace

    • @pandorafox3944
      @pandorafox3944 2 роки тому +7

      @@1Onigun Same to you. It such a scary time. And now it's considered a chronic disease! People are living healthy, productive lives. Thank goodness.

    • @1Onigun
      @1Onigun 2 роки тому +6

      @@pandorafox3944 If my uncle only could’ve held on for a few more years he still be alive I know exactly how you feel

    • @04beni04
      @04beni04 2 роки тому +10

      We've recently started making DIY HIV kits available where I live. I'm incredibly proud of the hard work of our local AIDS Network and I'm happy to support them when I can, but I really _really_ wish my uncle (honorary, but I didn't know that growing up) and my stepfather's son both lived to see it happen. As far as I'm concerned, politicians who can brush off the loss of so many good people who deserve better can rot in hell. I wish I could have been in the audience so Stephen could hear my cheering in person.
      I'm sorry for your loss, and I'm sorry that it's so easy for some people to shrug off the pain of those of us left behind.

  • @johnnymurray6275
    @johnnymurray6275 2 роки тому +213

    Colbert is comedic Genius. Telling that GOP senator to not use protection when he "screws" himself!! Brilliant

    • @mihaimoldo
      @mihaimoldo 2 роки тому +5

      Idk when it happened but the daily show got better writers in the last year or so.

    • @sangeet9100
      @sangeet9100 2 роки тому

      On the other hand, had there been a mandate to use protection with all screws when AIDS virus became known, there would be no new generations since that time.

    • @raymondkymsuttle
      @raymondkymsuttle 2 роки тому +1

      His writers are brilliant.

    • @assaqwwq
      @assaqwwq 2 роки тому

      You misspelled "go fuck yourselves"

  • @rocketsurgeon11
    @rocketsurgeon11 2 роки тому +333

    Whoever wrote that burn of Sen. Johnson deserves an award because that was absolutely epic!

    • @sleepy_sensei3913
      @sleepy_sensei3913 2 роки тому +11

      Someone give that person an Emmy thanks

    • @brianleslie1632
      @brianleslie1632 2 роки тому +11

      Not just an Emmy, but also a huge raise 😂 🤣

    • @meadorjd
      @meadorjd 2 роки тому +7

      I concur. Whoever wrote that deserves a massive pay bump & their own segment. 👍

    • @jefschobert9765
      @jefschobert9765 2 роки тому +4

      We don't even go close to Ron Johnson's house when we walk our dogs. He's a known dog strangler.

    • @DarlaVaughan
      @DarlaVaughan 2 роки тому +2

      Jon at 7:01 😂😆

  • @samppawest
    @samppawest 2 роки тому +46

    This came out about 6:30 am in Finland, so my morning coffee shot from my nose on my phone on the ”don’t need protection when going F himself” joke. 🤣🤣

    • @robertmarmaduke9721
      @robertmarmaduke9721 2 роки тому

      Unless you wear a moon-suit or at least use a shower-curtain with a hole cut in it, it's interesting that Fauci has never addressed SEX. Yet 100,000,000s of people, including Leftist Vaxxed Super Spreaders, are having sex all the time without social distancing or even using prophylactics. The Cult of the Clean of Jab Jesus Koolaid drinkers.

    • @gaypatterson4446
      @gaypatterson4446 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @andreah9587
      @andreah9587 2 роки тому

      @@robertmarmaduke9721 what the absolute fuck are you taking about? Can’t tell if this jibberish is fueled by drugs, mental illness, or both.

    • @robertmarmaduke9721
      @robertmarmaduke9721 2 роки тому

      @@andreah9587 apparently you didn't live through foutch's little AIDS epidemic in the 1980s where they were daily announcements on TV about wearing rubbers and not touching people and if you stood next to someone with AIDS you would get the AIDS yourself. So it was immediately obvious to me that covid wasn't all that deadly if the CDC and NIH are not issuing urgent warnings against having sex without a moon suit. You cannot possibly have sex from 6 ft separation wearing a mask. At least unless it's with yourself. Maybe that's why you can't understand the comment.

    • @samppawest
      @samppawest 2 роки тому +1

      @@andreah9587 Do not engage the right in any kind of social media. They take it as validaton and are desperate for it, so they can cling on to some hope that their opinions are as relevant as facts or humanism. Or ’the liberal agenda’ as they call facts and humanism.

  • @adancer3592
    @adancer3592 2 роки тому +100

    We have lost 4 family members that have died from covid . I almost died myself . So when I need advice from anti-vax covid deniers I'll let them know

    • @kasondaleigh
      @kasondaleigh 2 роки тому +9

      My tears are for you today.

    • @danielbaig6094
      @danielbaig6094 2 роки тому +13

      Condolences on your losses. Hopefully you yourself have recovered without any of the Long Covid problems.

    • @robertmarmaduke9721
      @robertmarmaduke9721 2 роки тому

      We have lost nobody of 4 family members and only one was Jabbed. The others got through it and are NATURALLY COVID IMMUNE. After tomorrow, only the one will have a job, because of Biden's Vaccine Apartheid against NATURALLY IMMUNE.

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 2 роки тому +10

      @@robertmarmaduke9721 no one is COVID immune. Even if you got it and recovered. Vaccinated people are more resistant and if they do get it, don't get as sick. There is an eye doctor here in our city who currently has it for the 3rd time. Anti-vax idiot. Meanwhile he's infected over 200 people who have infected many others who have infected many, many others.

    • @papabear2515
      @papabear2515 2 роки тому

      I’m so sorry for your loss, sadly compounded by the insulting insensitivity of anti-vazer trump supporting people who don’t care who dies or how many die.

  • @TheAbuSufyaan
    @TheAbuSufyaan 2 роки тому +42

    I reckon we can confidently say if cancer were to ever become contagious we'd be shutting the f*** down

    • @Wordavee1
      @Wordavee1 2 роки тому +4

      Cancer is contagious, you catch it in the cigarette store!!!

    • @brandonm949
      @brandonm949 2 роки тому +9

      @@Wordavee1 Which is why we put big warnings on cigarette cartons, make them extra expensive, and ban smoking in crowded public areas.
      Despite what MTG says, we already take cancer seriously.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah, but you KNOW the same people against the precautionary measures of this pandemic (anti-mask, anti-vaccine, unwilling to social distance or only go out for necessities, etc) would still be as uncooperative as they are now. Because, you know, selflessness is out of fashion.

    • @kristyb0027
      @kristyb0027 2 роки тому +3

      Not to mention that we DO try to minimize risks of people getting cancer.
      MTG is an embarrassment

  • @RusTsea196T
    @RusTsea196T 2 роки тому +114

    Sen. Ron Johnson, you had that coming, sir!
    (Way to go, Stephen!)

    • @nicolebrown1927
      @nicolebrown1927 2 роки тому +3

      I'm hoping there's more to come.😏

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 2 роки тому +4

      Correction: "asshat" is not spelled s-i-r.

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 2 роки тому

      And that is why I LOVE Stephen Colbert! I see another Emmy in Stephen Colbert's future.

  • @000001willy
    @000001willy 2 роки тому +504

    That was one of Stephen's best monologues in a long time.

    • @najhoant
      @najhoant 2 роки тому +4

      Dated jokes about anime fans aside

    • @chrislash3481
      @chrislash3481 2 роки тому +27

      @@najhoant found the anime fan.

    • @bethaniejify
      @bethaniejify 2 роки тому +3

      Agreed.

    • @couchpotato6270
      @couchpotato6270 2 роки тому +15

      I liked it because he threw some F bombs in there, like I have started using ever since that Orange KOOKaid Wingnut came down the escalator.

    • @erik365365365
      @erik365365365 2 роки тому +1

      Ruthless

  • @Panama_Red
    @Panama_Red 2 роки тому +28

    That was possibly the best use of a curse word in a joke I've ever heard.

  • @andreapregnolato5650
    @andreapregnolato5650 2 роки тому +48

    We laughed so hard here in Italy at that guy with the fake arm. Didn't know it was internationally famous though.
    We laughed less when we discovered he wasn't a random weirdo, but a dentist :/

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 2 роки тому +3

      I really hope he lost what patients he may have had over that. When someone's carving your face-bones with a high-powered drill, you should probably be concerned about, amongst other things, their judgement.

    • @bodacioustness5054
      @bodacioustness5054 2 роки тому

      I have a hard time here in America laughing at impressions of Italians.

    • @andreapregnolato5650
      @andreapregnolato5650 2 роки тому +1

      @@bodacioustness5054 why?

    • @bodacioustness5054
      @bodacioustness5054 2 роки тому

      @@andreapregnolato5650 Has to do with growing up here being made fun of.

  • @ellasmommy9278
    @ellasmommy9278 2 роки тому +52

    That burn on Ron Johnson was EPIC

  • @Evehawk87
    @Evehawk87 2 роки тому +761

    It’s extra fun when Stephen is angry and he is not happy with Sen Johnson.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 2 роки тому +24

      The best comedy comes from pain, after all.

    • @JohnSmith-hj4mi
      @JohnSmith-hj4mi 2 роки тому +47

      Well, this mad-cow from WI had it coming for a while. What Mr. Colbert did tonight should be done to more of those cartoons, more often, by all thinking people all over the free media.

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 2 роки тому +23

      With good reason

    • @Youvegotredonyou-BeckyChase
      @Youvegotredonyou-BeckyChase 2 роки тому +32

      I appreciate those more than you know. Being from Wisconsin and having to listen to his BS all the time is unbearable...it really is shocking how much support that man has around here...well...up north anyway!

    • @johndavidwolf4239
      @johndavidwolf4239 2 роки тому +32

      @First Last : The real perverts are watching porn in the internet, not late night television, what are you, stuck in 1998?

  • @mschvs
    @mschvs 2 роки тому +181

    Anyone else notice that Senator Johnson went on his “Fauci overhyped AIDS!” tirade…on the literal *World AIDS Day* (December 1st)?

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 2 роки тому +23

      Tone deaf? Stone deaf to reality.

    • @Wordavee1
      @Wordavee1 2 роки тому +15

      Well spotted!!

    • @shortsatire5669
      @shortsatire5669 2 роки тому +18

      RoJo is an embarrassment to decent Wisconsinites.

    • @Auguur
      @Auguur 2 роки тому +19

      They seem to love stuffing their mouths full of foot

    • @JasonBoyce
      @JasonBoyce 2 роки тому +9

      i'm sure it was done on purpose. the GOP hates gay people, well, anyone who doesn't vote for them

  • @slyasleep
    @slyasleep 2 роки тому +4

    I knew they‘d be having a field day with the Italian fake arm man.

  • @TheGohanSkywalker
    @TheGohanSkywalker 2 роки тому +199

    Come on, Stephen, not all of us anime fans have Sailor Moon body pillows.
    Some of us have Goku ones.

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 2 роки тому +23

      And some have both

    • @eddiejoewalt7746
      @eddiejoewalt7746 2 роки тому +12

      JOKES LIKE THAT ARE BEING MADE BY BOOMERS WRITERS!

    • @sanakris22
      @sanakris22 2 роки тому +5

      @@eddiejoewalt7746 yeah I didn’t find that funny.

    • @lynntaylor9681
      @lynntaylor9681 2 роки тому +8

      Some have neither like myself. I wouldn't mind a Usopp body pillow though.

    • @darkstorminc
      @darkstorminc 2 роки тому +3

      I would prefer Albedo myself.

  • @Tuturial464
    @Tuturial464 2 роки тому +374

    Stephen makes my day feel a lot better. Thanks Stephen

    • @joblessbum7
      @joblessbum7 2 роки тому +15

      I look forward to his monologue on UA-cam every night

    • @idlehour
      @idlehour 2 роки тому +6

      Stephen King's Misery is a gorgeous Australian film

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 2 роки тому +3

      "you nimrod!"

    • @randomvintagefilm273
      @randomvintagefilm273 2 роки тому

      Too bad he is nothing but a phucking propagandist. November is coming soon!

  • @thewatchmanstudios6257
    @thewatchmanstudios6257 2 роки тому +8

    Re the Senator Johnson joke.. Beautifully done sir. Please don't apologize for it

  • @tatianagochez-kerr5185
    @tatianagochez-kerr5185 2 роки тому +5

    "Just get a f****** muffin!" Stephen, that is the most New York I have ever heard you sound!! 🤣🤣

  • @anneoboyle426
    @anneoboyle426 2 роки тому +85

    Stephen is my Hero! Thanks for making living in Wisconsin (under Comrade Ron Johnson) a little bit less painful!

    • @lynntaylor9681
      @lynntaylor9681 2 роки тому +11

      Seconded. It's too bad we can't kick Ron Johnson out of the state.
      There's one football player I wouldn't mind kicking out as well.

    • @an882
      @an882 2 роки тому +8

      Vote the tw@t out!

    • @malavoy1
      @malavoy1 2 роки тому +3

      With the cream cheese shortage due to shipping problems, what are they doing there in Wisconsin, make the cows hold it? 😁😁😁

  • @vash121086
    @vash121086 2 роки тому +72

    That was a good smack down on Ron. Oh he got burned.

  • @Panama_Red
    @Panama_Red 2 роки тому +110

    Santa with a gun just confirms what I've always known: he's a violent home intruder.

  • @teejaydiscombobulated2724
    @teejaydiscombobulated2724 2 роки тому +26

    OH yes. Thank you Stephen Colbert for those wonderful words regarding Johnson. I needed to hear that. Made my day. I hope he hears it loud and clear too! He can most definitely go (censors should have left this one alone) himself. Excellent.

    • @danielbaig6094
      @danielbaig6094 2 роки тому

      If censors hadn't bleeped it, CBS would be subject to major fines. In some ways, we're still a rather Puritan culture.

  • @Lilo-A
    @Lilo-A 2 роки тому +250

    Hmm, I’d think “took every precaution” would NOT include getting on a cruise ship in the middle of a pandemic, but that’s just me. 😒

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj 2 роки тому +7

      @@ML0694 that's what got me too, lol.

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 2 роки тому +6

      People who are used to taking cruises every year are pretty much addicted. I don't have any desire to go on one, yet they are/were mega-business.

    • @bessmahaneypilates8638
      @bessmahaneypilates8638 2 роки тому +6

      @@victoriabaker4400 my best friend is a huge cruise fan. I’m trying to convince her to NOT go! She’s going on a river cruise in Tennessee instead 😅

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому

      Exactly! Man, the gene pool needs a purge.

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 2 роки тому +2

      @@CloudsGirl7 Actually I think the Gene Pool needs a Lifeguard.

  • @MartaWomack
    @MartaWomack 2 роки тому +609

    I like when Stephen makes politics sound absurd. It takes the edge off of the reality of just how corrupt and evil the political world has actually become. Great job!

    • @CrymsynMoon
      @CrymsynMoon 2 роки тому +19

      "Making politics sound absurd", also known as anytime anyone talks about politics.

    • @hareeshkrishnaa5642
      @hareeshkrishnaa5642 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah

    • @grimsvaultstreaming3956
      @grimsvaultstreaming3956 2 роки тому +2

      but hes part of the lefts corrupt cvult so

    • @Timithydwolf
      @Timithydwolf 2 роки тому +17

      As an NPA I have noticed it on both sides. But the most abundantly corrupt is the Republicans. Democrats seems to be getting overwhelmed with people who actually want to do good for the country and not whoever pays them more.

    • @grimsvaultstreaming3956
      @grimsvaultstreaming3956 2 роки тому

      @@Timithydwolf lol so wrong its not even funny do some research kid you will learn how fake everything they do is

  • @NKA23
    @NKA23 2 роки тому +19

    Over here in Germany triage of intensive care patients has begun, for the first time outside of times of war. Yeah, totally overhyped..../facepalm

    • @faithlesshound5621
      @faithlesshound5621 2 роки тому

      "Triage" is only a new concept to politicians. Every emergency doctor has to decide who to see to first. The guy who stubbed his toe has to wait till the one with heart attack is dealt with, even if he was first through the door.

    • @chrisobrien238
      @chrisobrien238 2 роки тому

      What about now still crazy yeah ?

  • @spacelemur7955
    @spacelemur7955 2 роки тому +11

    I will never understand the rush to flock back to crowded venues: cruise ships, sports arenas, and other unnecessary events. This is not the Greatest Generation 2.0.

  • @christopheroconnor7659
    @christopheroconnor7659 2 роки тому +73

    I actually physically clapped behind my iPad re: Johnson. Excellent.

  • @TheTuubster
    @TheTuubster 2 роки тому +100

    If you lack the competence and intelligence to solve a problem: Deny that the problem exists and use psychological and physical violence to force others to comply to that fantasy.

    • @michaelmccluskey1155
      @michaelmccluskey1155 2 роки тому

      Don’t go away mad……

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds 2 роки тому +5

      My step-brother's attempted tactic against me. Too bad he's banned from Facebook now.

    • @jessragan6714
      @jessragan6714 2 роки тому +1

      Eventually you reach a point where it's easier and cheaper to just fix the problem than pretend it's not there. I'm not sure we're there yet, though.

    • @ricktherockandroller
      @ricktherockandroller 2 роки тому +2

      @Lynn Geek the age old "I'm rubber and your glue" defense. Good job Einstein.

  • @stormchasingirl1133
    @stormchasingirl1133 2 роки тому +9

    I’m from Wisconsin and I’m embarrassed by Ron Johnson. The stupidity in this state is astounding.

  • @coldwynn
    @coldwynn 2 роки тому +25

    The comedians just might save the country so long as their humor translates to action.

  • @HaliousX
    @HaliousX 2 роки тому +62

    This was an exceptionally great monologue

  • @marshmallowdiptaco
    @marshmallowdiptaco 2 роки тому +42

    Oof, that Johnson burn was a burn to the johnson

  • @charlottegray6882
    @charlottegray6882 2 роки тому +10

    This is pure comic genius. Intelligent, on point, and deeply funny. Is there a new writer in the house? This was truly special. And, of course, Colbert’s performance is spotless!

  • @DirkDwipple
    @DirkDwipple 2 роки тому +3

    You had me at F Senator Johnson.

  • @skyrocketcoast219
    @skyrocketcoast219 2 роки тому +247

    Fantastic show!
    Colbert slam dunk of MTGreene was good. And then the Huge Put down for Idiot fascist Ron Johnson was well warranted!

    • @couchpotato6270
      @couchpotato6270 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah I Instagramed the like to both those Orange KOOKaid followers.

  • @5749MiMi
    @5749MiMi 2 роки тому +123

    Anybody remember the Diamond Princess sitting on the dock in Japan? A cruise ship is a petrie dish for covid.

    • @chuckoneill2023
      @chuckoneill2023 2 роки тому +2

      The passengers were forced to remain on that vessel, by the Japanese government, instead of being given proper medical treatment.

    • @melindamartinez6463
      @melindamartinez6463 2 роки тому +13

      @@chuckoneill2023 Trump did the same thing. He figured that as long as they stayed out on the ship then the covid numbers wouldnt go up.

    • @luvmyrecords
      @luvmyrecords 2 роки тому +2

      Yes. Those of us who had worked for Princess in the past got in touch, and we all offered to send basic supplies that they had trouble getting.

    • @nugboy420
      @nugboy420 2 роки тому +4

      Sittin at a dock in Japan,
      Wasting tiiiiiiiimmmmeee

    • @breadyegg
      @breadyegg 2 роки тому

      @@nugboy420 I can't do what ten people tell me to do, so I guess I'll remain the same

  • @CloudsGirl7
    @CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому +5

    "Well, if aids was overhyped, Senator Johnson, then I guess you don't have to wear protection when you go [bleep] yourself."
    Stars above, what a slam! 👏😆 Beautiful.

    • @robertmarmaduke9721
      @robertmarmaduke9721 2 роки тому

      $565 BILLION down the rathole of Anthony Fauci and he's STILL pretending AIDS vaxx is just around the corner. That's enough government waste to support at least 2,418,560 orphans from Biden's 14042 No Jab No Job Apartheid Pogrom.

  • @jamesschutte3338
    @jamesschutte3338 2 роки тому +2

    The Ron Johnson joke! Please, please, please: More of that!

  • @samwingender
    @samwingender 2 роки тому +92

    Be safe out there, everyone.

  • @SageScypher
    @SageScypher 2 роки тому +6

    Ey leave my innocent body pillow out of this!🤣

  • @MariaBareiss
    @MariaBareiss 2 роки тому +5

    Anyone else love Jon Batiste's reaction to Stephen's callout of Johnson? That was perfection!

  • @11cabadger
    @11cabadger 2 роки тому +14

    So many different facets of Stephen tonight: Righteous Stephen, Potty-Mouth Stephen, MEL-Subscriber Stephen, Sexy Dad Stephen, etc. And a big THANK YOU for the advice to Marjorie and the Johnson. Wish the WI Qpublicans would listen & believe 🥺

  • @cycoklr
    @cycoklr 2 роки тому +62

    Once again, the Neanderthal Queen (MTG) displays her level of intellect.

    • @JKennedy442
      @JKennedy442 2 роки тому +4

      I don’t get it don’t these folks have a team of people that can proof read their tweets before they send them??

    • @neogenzim1995
      @neogenzim1995 2 роки тому +16

      let's not denigrate our neanderthal ancestors.
      let's agree whatever genes birthed abominations like MTG came about though inbreeding.

    • @Mona-Riel
      @Mona-Riel 2 роки тому +1

      @@neogenzim1995 well DAAA M😜😹

    • @hsoloman
      @hsoloman 2 роки тому +7

      @@JKennedy442 they're not stupid. They know exactly what to say to appeal to their base.

    • @GryphinHusky
      @GryphinHusky 2 роки тому +7

      I was sitting here going "is the Neanderthal Queen a card in MTG? And what does that have to do with this monologue??" and then I realized you meant Greene. I forgot she existed for a minute, and for that minute I was happy.

  • @geetikaa2874
    @geetikaa2874 2 роки тому +82

    Everyday my love and respect for this man increase manifolds

    • @ke9082
      @ke9082 2 роки тому +1

      Manifolds? Lol 😂 tenfold is the expression but go off.

    • @pityparty9955
      @pityparty9955 2 роки тому

      And his writers

    • @MercenaryMuse
      @MercenaryMuse 2 роки тому

      How mamy varieties if respect and love do you have?

  • @diedertspijkerboer
    @diedertspijkerboer 2 роки тому +2

    I wonder what went on in the head of that person who expected to get away with a fake arm. Very little?

  • @Shieldmaiden313
    @Shieldmaiden313 2 роки тому +6

    Wouldn't be surprised if my neighbor calls the cops on me cuz I just scream "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUUUUURRRRRNNNNNN" With that Sen Johnson BURN!!!!

  • @lesbethtacioni1733
    @lesbethtacioni1733 2 роки тому +47

    The "YEAH" guy in the audience is living his best life

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 2 роки тому +239

    Everyone in the United States needs to have about a dozen vaccines before they turn 6 years old, so why is it so many are opposed to the Coronavirus vaccine/mandates yet they are alright with the 1s for Smallpox, Polio, Chickenpox, and Measles just to name a few? Furthermore, vaccine mandates are older then the United States itself since George Washington required all of his troops in the Continental Army to get vaccinated and still to this day the military requires all of the troops to get vaccinated to serve, so this idea that the government shouldn't require vaccinate mandates is wrong since they've been doing it forever and it's pretty much the patriotic thing to do.

    • @Isaiah42069
      @Isaiah42069 2 роки тому +68

      yea, tell that to some lunatic fox viewer and you get an endless supply of "what-about-isms" . its fucking insane. trying to reason with someone who wont get the vaxx is like trying to reason with my grandmother. and she has dementia.

    • @christinacascadilla4473
      @christinacascadilla4473 2 роки тому +47

      It’s because this country has gone crazy.

    • @jaquanpowell4605
      @jaquanpowell4605 2 роки тому +7

      Kids who don't have immune systems vs Adults who have choices or at least we had one.

    • @harmonic5107
      @harmonic5107 2 роки тому +50

      @@jaquanpowell4605 kids definitely have immune systems. That would be what the vaccines are for. To train their immune systems.
      And adults who act like children. I agree, we shouldn't have to have a mandate. Unfortunately, people apparently are incredibly stupid.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 2 роки тому +33

      Paraphrasing a certain psychotic clown who is NOT T***p: it's not about the vaccine, it's about sending a message. Half of the U.S. population are willing to endanger themselves and others with a global pandemic just to "own the libs."

  • @annb4013
    @annb4013 2 роки тому +3

    Stephen! Stephen! Stephen! Loving you so hard about Ron and his Johnson right now!, 😂❤️🥰😎

  • @ROZDAB
    @ROZDAB 2 роки тому +3

    We are Pathetic that this pandemic is going to go on longer then one from a hundred years ago.

  • @rosslynstandingwater4994
    @rosslynstandingwater4994 2 роки тому +13

    Stephen bringing that fire tonight!!🔥🔥

  • @x5775
    @x5775 2 роки тому +63

    It doesn't get much funnier than this! Thanks, Stephen!

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 2 роки тому +1

      It would be funny if it wasn't so horrifyingly terrifying !

  • @elizabethgrabeck970
    @elizabethgrabeck970 2 роки тому +4

    Awesome show as usual, but i love it when he drops the f bomb, def needed for that senator, made my night

  • @pmeagle
    @pmeagle 2 роки тому +4

    4:39 The italian with the fake arm to dogde the vaccine is now a living legendary meme XD

  • @Zenologia4673
    @Zenologia4673 2 роки тому +277

    “People who go to anime conventions have friends?”
    I feel attacked.

  • @bruiz5240
    @bruiz5240 2 роки тому +17

    Stephen is on 🔥 tonight👏👏👏👍

  • @irishgirllyDR
    @irishgirllyDR 2 роки тому +5

    Be thankful he isn't your senator. Hoping we only have to live with that schmoe until next year.

  • @tiffnohelee
    @tiffnohelee 2 роки тому +25

    Colbert at his best. The man is a comedic genius.

  • @joemartinez1587
    @joemartinez1587 2 роки тому +10

    Excellent on comment to Ron Johnson!!

  • @cynthiakozikowski1765
    @cynthiakozikowski1765 2 роки тому +14

    Beautiful comment by Stephen about Russian Ron. That cracked me up

  • @perpetualgrimace
    @perpetualgrimace 2 роки тому +7

    "People that go to anime convention have friends?"
    Ouch, that hurts...
    ...from laughing too much at it 😂

  • @seanmcdonald5859
    @seanmcdonald5859 2 роки тому +3

    Another recent school shooting and somebody said " Hey, we should post a picture of Santa getting a gun"

  • @democratpatriot6752
    @democratpatriot6752 2 роки тому +5

    Greene looks as if she has been a few bar fights.

    • @357CLOUDY
      @357CLOUDY 2 роки тому

      She's looking rougher.

  • @timetodestination9538
    @timetodestination9538 2 роки тому +274

    "People go to animate fest convention have friends?"
    Ouch, that hurts...

    • @kirstbielle
      @kirstbielle 2 роки тому +27

      "people who go to Anime Convention have friends?!"
      I don't watch anime but I have a bunch of friends that do and I felt that lol

    • @johnnymurray6275
      @johnnymurray6275 2 роки тому +25

      That' was an Excellent burn coming from a fellow scfi nerd like Colbo😃

    • @justinhackbarth8147
      @justinhackbarth8147 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah, this joke stung.

    • @WT.....
      @WT..... 2 роки тому +17

      As a massive anime fan, was really surprised to see Stephen knew more brutal truths about the community than the Repubs and their 'research' combined.

    • @DiscoFang
      @DiscoFang 2 роки тому +8

      What makes this comment funny is that Animates is a pet store chain where I live.

  • @angelaa3732
    @angelaa3732 2 роки тому +4

    I live in Germany, where the restrictions are much more rigorous, and I am totally happy with that!! I am happy that at least NY is doing something to protect people who want to be protected, and have taken measures to do so...

  • @Charles-vd3vc
    @Charles-vd3vc 2 роки тому +14

    The more people who are not vaccinated, gives more opportunities for more aggressive, resistant, and deadly variants to emerge.

  • @PhillyFrank1
    @PhillyFrank1 2 роки тому +45

    C'mon, Stephen, you know better than to refer to right-wing lunatics like Marjorie Taylor Greene as "conservatives." "Nimrod" is right enough, though. Ron Johnson's comment about AIDS is just completely deranged from reality.

    • @JasonBoyce
      @JasonBoyce 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah apparently 750,000 dead Americans is "overhyped". The GOP seriously does not care about American lives

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 2 роки тому +3

      @@JasonBoyce , Didn't you mean the GQP? v

  • @Br0nto5aurus
    @Br0nto5aurus 2 роки тому +183

    The QFC next to where I work locks up their baby formula. Imagine managing a store owned by a company that grosses $120 billion/year, finding out there are babies in your community who are so hungry their parents resort to stealing, and going "aaaawwww no, those babies can starve". They don't lock up their wine, but a $15 tub of infant formula, that has to be kept under lock and key? It's disgusting.

    • @faroteur96
      @faroteur96 2 роки тому +22

      Welcome to Capitalism...

    • @cloudwatcher608
      @cloudwatcher608 2 роки тому +28

      It’s very common for stores to at least have extra security cameras around the formula aisle. My wife has breast fed all of our babies, which I am so thankful for; it’s definitely not easy for her, but it’s free, healthy, and reliable. I know some women can’t breast feed or choose not to for whatever reason, and they should be able to get formula no matter their socioeconomic situation.

    • @rabidsamfan
      @rabidsamfan 2 роки тому +23

      Baby formula also gets used to cut drugs. That’s why it is a high theft item, even when there isn’t a shortage.

    • @blackened144
      @blackened144 2 роки тому +4

      @@rabidsamfan Ive known some people that spend all their food stamps on it, then return it at other stores for cash refund or store credit to buy things like alcohol or cigs.

    • @nodensbertilak6855
      @nodensbertilak6855 2 роки тому +4

      @@rabidsamfan lol, you watch too many movies

  • @tmitz73
    @tmitz73 2 роки тому +2

    Keep after them Stephen!!!! Tell it like it is......You're the best!!!

  • @b42indep43
    @b42indep43 2 роки тому +4

    I am ashamed to say that Johnson is one of my two Senators but... Stephen's suggestion is wonderful.

  • @ecchihead
    @ecchihead 2 роки тому +3

    Stephen, you leave my bodypillows out of this damnit. I thought we talked about this..

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 2 роки тому +38

    Reminder, Sen Ron Johnson was part of a group of senators who visited Putin in Russia on Independence Day 2017

    • @xmiller7691
      @xmiller7691 2 роки тому +2

      The Republican Treason Caucus and its obedient media servants, like NPR and The Hill, is trying to paint this treachery against their own country as some sort of patriotic act. Their claim that they went there to deliver a " warning" to Vlad is just laughable on its face when it is plainly obvious they went there to get advice from Putin in planning the best way to carry out an insurrection against Congress to destroy democracy in the US.

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 2 роки тому

      @@xmiller7691 100% correct, except you got the media stations wrong. Right wing crap like Fox, OAN, and Newsmax are the problem.
      NPR is a legit news station.

    • @danielbaig6094
      @danielbaig6094 2 роки тому

      Always good to bring that up -- it was 2018, though.

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 2 роки тому

      @@danielbaig6094 True that. My mistake.

  • @gilbertoborrero2014
    @gilbertoborrero2014 2 роки тому +1

    There's nothing like a well deserved 'F' Bomb. Proper use of words are important. Kuddos, Mr. Colbert. Kuddos. 🤙

  • @warweezil2802
    @warweezil2802 2 роки тому +3

    Loving this from the UK despite many of the topics not being so relevant here, damn we need a guy like this to roast our politicians daily.

    • @danielanson3882
      @danielanson3882 2 роки тому

      I think it would’ve been Mr Oliver, but it appears we’ve stolen him away.

  • @teonnaweakfall1606
    @teonnaweakfall1606 2 роки тому +30

    Stephen is on a roll. And I like it 😁.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 2 роки тому +54

    If Omicron came from an anime convention then we have to be careful because that's not even its final form. Luckily, there will be about 10 months of filler while it powers up.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 2 роки тому +1

      I understood that reference.

    • @davecassin7002
      @davecassin7002 2 роки тому +1

      Dragon ball z style

    • @CitanulsPumpkin
      @CitanulsPumpkin 2 роки тому +3

      Nah. Omicron strikes me as a one punch man fanboi. It'll strike fast out of nowhere, be devastating, and then we'll still have 20 minutes of show with the characters walking around talking at each other about their hopes and dreams while Pi, Rho, and Sigma gear up to hit us in the first 2 minutes of the next episode.

    • @danielbaig6094
      @danielbaig6094 2 роки тому

      Also, presumably, we'll be able to tell the infected because their hair will get extra spiky, and lightning will crackle around them. And those with the Omi-Shonen-cron variant will be prone to proclaiming that they CAN'T give up because they're going to save EVERYBODY! (While they say this, they will be spitting out enough blood to put out a small campfire.)

  • @janetseidlitz5976
    @janetseidlitz5976 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you Stephen, for telling Johnson where to put his!

  • @krokodyl1927
    @krokodyl1927 2 роки тому +4

    LOL, Stephen was exceptionally (dangerously) funny tonight!! I nearly aspirated the food I was eating, a couple of times!! 😆😂🤣

  • @laurawatters914
    @laurawatters914 2 роки тому +8

    I LOVE THIS MAN!!! HILARIOUS 😆 I'm so glad it's Monday!! 😊💓✌️

  • @geoffreygarsson9275
    @geoffreygarsson9275 2 роки тому +101

    Is it me or is Steven having a BBQ? Because he's roasting a lot of of people who brought their small hot dogs.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 2 роки тому +9

      That was chef's kiss perfection!

    • @Adyen11234
      @Adyen11234 2 роки тому +8

      ooof. That fire for the AIDS thing was just perfect.

    • @357CLOUDY
      @357CLOUDY 2 роки тому +1

      🤣😂

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 2 роки тому +2

      Small, unprotected hot dogs.

  • @Arational
    @Arational 2 роки тому +8

    GOP says Covid is overhyped
    GOP is pissed because overhyping things is their standard operating procedure.

    • @danielbaig6094
      @danielbaig6094 2 роки тому

      It's weird, isn't it? Three-quarters of a million dead, yet if you go by right-wing media, our biggest problems are CRT and border crossings.

    • @danielbaig6094
      @danielbaig6094 2 роки тому

      Oh, and Hunter Biden. Somehow he's important again recently.

  • @deanaderrick3474
    @deanaderrick3474 2 роки тому +4

    Again for the millionth time, THANK YOU for saying the exact things that we all want to scream, particularly re this recent HIV comment. Thank you.

  • @anro7137
    @anro7137 2 роки тому +7

    Stephen was on fire tonight! Well done!

  • @GoGreen1977
    @GoGreen1977 2 роки тому +85

    That sheriff and Santa are just like the Crumbleys. "It's Christmas! Let's go get a gun!"

    • @samuelsirota2816
      @samuelsirota2816 2 роки тому

      At least Santa is following the Law

    • @emilyfeagin2673
      @emilyfeagin2673 2 роки тому

      I want a flame throwing drone. Sadly they are on back order like everything else

    • @bhackaa
      @bhackaa 2 роки тому

      Maybe he will save some kid's life when a nutjob comes in killing random people at a mall like they do on a regular basis.

  • @jameswall007
    @jameswall007 2 роки тому +1

    06:54 The art of scarcity, produces bold strokes when needed. Excellent use of your very-seldom profanity. 👍👍

  • @iirgendsonTyp
    @iirgendsonTyp 2 роки тому +3

    This Show should be a 60 Minute Monologue

  • @cone4302
    @cone4302 2 роки тому +206

    People used to joke that purging Republicans are a legitimate form of self-defense. Sadly Its not a joke anymore :(

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 2 роки тому +21

      That's only true if they're the only ones dying. With the way Covid works, these GQP cultists are all ironically turning themselves into suicide bombers.

    • @brainstorm623
      @brainstorm623 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah, there's a lot of things that were once a joke but isn't anymore. Like the idea of Trump being president, or the idea that 2020 being the year of the rat meant there was gonna be another plague.

    • @bluecanine3374
      @bluecanine3374 2 роки тому +22

      @@brainstorm623 that we could have a president less eloquent than George W Bush. God, remember when he was mocked for sounding like an idiot in his statements? Boy how the bar lowered.

    • @paulcronin3626
      @paulcronin3626 2 роки тому +4

      @First Last for a simple person.

    • @jacobalexander9001
      @jacobalexander9001 2 роки тому +2

      Democrats party was founded by kkk members and would hunt down Republicans because the party was mainly African Americans. Democrats wanted African Americans to be slaves and always feel oppressed. Republican party wanted everyone to be treated equal etc.

  • @MaggieMorrissey1916
    @MaggieMorrissey1916 2 роки тому +5

    Love the booing. Warms my heart. Little bit of faith in humanity restored.

  • @luthandomxoli9803
    @luthandomxoli9803 2 роки тому +1

    "...you know, the formula"...cracked me to bits.

  • @fletchoid
    @fletchoid 2 роки тому +2

    The best burn of Ron Johnson I have ever heard.

  • @nathan_illustration3616
    @nathan_illustration3616 2 роки тому +46

    I now wish to have Stephen voice Mario in the new up coming movie.

    • @DaPrez
      @DaPrez 2 роки тому

      @George Morenstein 🤡

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому

      .
      . .
      . . .
      ...there's going to be a MOVIE? And Nintendo hasn't shot it down? I sincerely hope you're joking. (Maybe I'm reading too much into a UA-cam comment...)

  • @templarknight456
    @templarknight456 2 роки тому +15

    Marjorie is a great example to me. She helps me realize that I'm not a complete idiot like I think I am.

  • @warrenbrophy
    @warrenbrophy 2 роки тому +1

    That was one of my favorite ever GFYs!!!! Well done!

  • @ocean1233
    @ocean1233 2 роки тому

    Gave your Remark about Send Johnson a
    STANDING OVATION 👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 роки тому +316

    Bad Santa, the type that gives real guns as Christmas toys to kids like Ethan Crumbley.

  • @kitcoffey7194
    @kitcoffey7194 2 роки тому +3

    Magnificent! Emmy! Stephen's facial expressions are sublime! Thank you!

  • @maxdakota111
    @maxdakota111 2 роки тому +1

    The Ron Johnson joke was absolutely great!!

  • @Savantrez
    @Savantrez 2 роки тому +2

    GREAT LANDING STEPHEN! You read my mind and as for Fauci, be safe and fly true.