Jan. 6th Attack Followed A Campaign Of Subversion By GOP | A Song To Save Broadway

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  • The insurrection at the U.S. Capitol on January 6th came after a half dozen Republican lawmakers developed a blueprint to publicly hammer home the idea that the election was tainted, and plotted to disrupt the certification of Joe Biden's victory. Elsewhere, Stephen Colbert performed a special song to cheer up theatergoers who missed their Broadway shows last night due to Covid closures. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 роки тому +760

    Had Trump just accepted his loss like a man, January 6th would not have happened.. Trump can be such drama queen when things don't go his way...And they said women were too emotional to be president.. Trump's the biggest Karen!!!😁😂

    • @jonjensen2524
      @jonjensen2524 2 роки тому +84

      He's a narcissist, he can't accept a loss or that anything he does is less than the world's best. It's a mental illness, and his family won't do an intervention to get him treated. And a political party undergirds him. Truly unbelievable.

    • @ricksimon9867
      @ricksimon9867 2 роки тому +24

      Are you two insane? Who the hell describes a fascist coup attempt as, "he is just too emotional"?!

    • @debbiestinnett2987
      @debbiestinnett2987 2 роки тому +13

      The biggest one yet.

    • @payten8103
      @payten8103 2 роки тому

      Non racist fashion line 💜
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    • @infonimfo
      @infonimfo 2 роки тому +15

      @Dittz33
      Couldn't have said it better myself!

  • @Digitalhunny
    @Digitalhunny 2 роки тому +63

    _Why_ can't they be tossed out on their asses? If what they did _was_ treason, then fire them & put them in prison.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 роки тому +4

      The issue is that they people who are in charge of tossing people out, are the ones commiting treason. See the problem?

    • @FreedInPieces
      @FreedInPieces 2 роки тому +1

      Because they have to toss themselves out... We need a new system. The boomers have let this thing fall apart, and now it's the job of the rest of us to fix it. However, they need to pass the torch first, but they seem content on steering us towards the iceberg while calling us 'entitled' (severe projection.) They are also in denial that they have run the country into the ground, thus the doubling down.
      Time to wrest control of the country from them. Then things WILL get better. Younger generations (ALL of them) have more common sense, authenticity, and are infinitely more resilient.

    • @BeckyNosferatu
      @BeckyNosferatu 2 роки тому

      @@FreedInPieces Everyone just needs to be patient. They only have a few years left on them milage wise. Do what you can in the meantime and when they _finally_ fucking die, swoop in and take over.

    • @elroy8272
      @elroy8272 2 роки тому

      Goggle 18 US Code 115..treason

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 2 роки тому

      @@BeckyNosferatu Careful with that. Because their base is radicalized, they are liable to be martyred.

  • @raldrid
    @raldrid 2 роки тому +6

    Lock them up! What are we waiting for???

  • @scottrowe533
    @scottrowe533 2 роки тому +238

    "Jim Jordan, Scott Perry, Paul Gosar, Louie Gohmert, Mo Brooks, and Andy Biggs - also known as Steal Team Dicks!"
    Bravo, Late Show writers! You hit that one out of the park. 👏❤

    • @poohgettc
      @poohgettc 2 роки тому +19

      They should all be behind bars facing treason

    • @williep200707
      @williep200707 2 роки тому +19

      Don’t forget spineless Cruz

    • @poohgettc
      @poohgettc 2 роки тому +15

      @@williep200707 Yes thank yo William How could I forget that trumpturd, and Ron de Santos, Rudy Giuliani, and fox news creeps,

    • @UTubekookdetector
      @UTubekookdetector 2 роки тому

      @@poohgettc Steph Colbert leaves a lot of items out. Was Hillary suggesting the 2016 election was stolen, a coup? Was Hillary joining a Jill Stein lawsuit in WI back in 2016 a coup attempt? John Lewis suggested more than once that Trump was "illegitimate" -- was he banned from social media? Was he guilty of a coup? Did you see ~100 people were arrested on Inauguration Day 2017? Some were throwing bricks & 6 cops were injured. Was that an Insurrection? How about a Bay Area freeway being blocked by mentally-ill protestors election night 2016? How about the 2016 election night violent in Portland & Minneapolis.
      The lesson is free Sal, I am glad to correct your misconceptions. PS see the 5th link in my channel banner, Steph Colbert is fake news.

    • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
      @JohnDoe-jh5yr 2 роки тому +4

      Whatabout whatabout whatabout whatabout whatabout whatabout.

  • @noaht3087
    @noaht3087 2 роки тому +1500

    Time to get rid of all the people that were rooting for the riot, we have names, places, and times. Time to start rounding up the insurrectionists!! Gym Jordan is a good start!

    • @plaguender
      @plaguender 2 роки тому +13

      All right there francis

    • @InsomnoManiacal
      @InsomnoManiacal 2 роки тому +34

      I mean, it’s time, but I don’t think that necessarily means anything is gonna happen

    • @Shipley002
      @Shipley002 2 роки тому +30

      i think going to the gym is a good start too

    • @joeymurdazalotmore6355
      @joeymurdazalotmore6355 2 роки тому +42

      Agreed those who went in should be swiss cheesed n those organizing them. Guantanamo bay. That's it.

    • @danburnes722
      @danburnes722 2 роки тому +30

      1/6 was an inside job by the Creep State

  • @auntiepha8343
    @auntiepha8343 2 роки тому +1074

    Daily Reminder: "A president isn't a king and the plaintiff isn't the president." - 11/09/2021 D.C. District Court Judge Tanya Chutkan

    • @josephnotoempire2949
      @josephnotoempire2949 2 роки тому +25

      I like you and your choice citation. Season's Greetings

    • @ricksimon9867
      @ricksimon9867 2 роки тому +2

      Get - the effin quote - RIGHT. For crying out loud.

    • @payten8103
      @payten8103 2 роки тому

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    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren 2 роки тому +10

      @@sergeant_salty any evidence to support that claim.

    • @joshuawilson5434
      @joshuawilson5434 2 роки тому +9

      @@MrJimheeren They never have evidence, but they love to talk bull.

  • @grob318
    @grob318 2 роки тому +66

    Mo Brooks Speech while wearing body armor under his coat.
    “Today is the day American patriots start taking down names and kicking ass.” Brooks also noted how “our ancestors” sacrificed their “blood, their sweat, their tears, their fortunes, and sometimes their lives” before asking the audience if they were “willing to do the same.” “Are you willing to do what it takes to fight for America?” Brooks yelled before telling rally attendees to “carry the message to Capitol Hill” and that “the fight begins today.” “Will you fight for America?”
    Why is he not in chains?

  • @ImAFatNerd90
    @ImAFatNerd90 2 роки тому +122

    “Other people in the world have their own spouses. Although, sucks for them, I did get the best one.”
    We all need a spouse like Stephen.

    • @Bimtavdesign
      @Bimtavdesign 2 роки тому +11

      And the faces he did afterwards!!😍

    • @bossgandy
      @bossgandy 2 роки тому +3

      Absolutely

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 2 роки тому +1

      yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's taken, time to find the next best thing

    • @ImAFatNerd90
      @ImAFatNerd90 2 роки тому +3

      @@ilovefunnyamv2nd I’m not gay. I’m saying everyone should find someone as great as him.

    • @luisnieves8242
      @luisnieves8242 2 роки тому

      @@ImAFatNerd90 yea, but he is.

  • @May-kc9cv
    @May-kc9cv 2 роки тому +81

    Stephen's love for Evie is SO SWEET

  • @latriciacagle4873
    @latriciacagle4873 2 роки тому +117

    I love that you’re still not saying the name of creepy old man lurking around Mag-a-Lardo.

    • @joefitzpatrick7563
      @joefitzpatrick7563 2 роки тому

      I think you are talking about Donald Trump who most believe is the real president and a true American hero!

    • @Joe-fx2pz
      @Joe-fx2pz 2 роки тому +2

      @@joefitzpatrick7563 You are a funny guy.

    • @Matri_Man
      @Matri_Man 2 роки тому

      LOL Heck: I don't even like thinking of it. :-)

  • @NWRIBronco6
    @NWRIBronco6 2 роки тому +29

    "Longer than the first time you attend a catholic wedding" hit so true.

    • @stevewalston7089
      @stevewalston7089 2 роки тому +2

      First and last ... need to know in advance. Try going to an Indian wedding, it could last for days.

    • @lucycan6363
      @lucycan6363 2 роки тому +1

      @@stevewalston7089 true! Hope that couple never fight or get divorced. The preparation and wedding ceremony alone should make them want to stay together. 😊😊

  • @mefford67
    @mefford67 2 роки тому +21

    *I sincerely appreciate all of the efforts of Colbert and his staff to keep us informed and still, somehow, hopeful.*
    *I think it’s saved my sanity more than once…* 🙏🏻

    • @kamala7101
      @kamala7101 2 роки тому

      'informed', how is someone from a diametrical dimension able to communicate through youtube 🤔

  • @xmen9916
    @xmen9916 2 роки тому +885

    The scariest part about all of this is these people are still serving in congress right now and they will try again.

    • @eliseh.7474
      @eliseh.7474 2 роки тому +25

      Exactly. And they're really determined, now.

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun 2 роки тому +24

      @@eliseh.7474 But now, we've seen what they really want, and so our side is determined as well, and we outnumber them.

    • @monarch-black
      @monarch-black 2 роки тому +7

      I agree. EVERYONE in congress should be replaced. The people on the right and the people on the left who pretend that day wasn't tame compared to what was unleashed on many cities in the year prior. The whole situation and this follow-up is an embarrassment to the nation.

    • @neolaciss
      @neolaciss 2 роки тому +40

      @@monarch-black Nope. The Right was much much much more at fault.

    • @monarch-black
      @monarch-black 2 роки тому

      @@neolaciss Nope. Both sides are equally bad. (See how that isn't an actual rebuttal?)
      If people of either side are going to riot, DC is where it should happen.

  • @edge918
    @edge918 2 роки тому +568

    I am truly over the pandemic. We are about to enter our third year? Seriously? Moving closer every day to 1 million deaths? C'mon people. This is avoidable. We can beat this if we all work together. Please ...

    • @GryphinHusky
      @GryphinHusky 2 роки тому +65

      Unfortunately, this will never end. It'll become like the flu, where you get a shot that'll hopefully protect you from infection (or just from getting seriously ill) every year, and maybe it'll become less deadly as time goes on. There's no way to get out of this hole we're in now...

    • @edge918
      @edge918 2 роки тому +18

      @@GryphinHusky damnit. I'm gonna have to get a house dude so I don't get too isolated ..

    • @pennywells9824
      @pennywells9824 2 роки тому +55

      You're looking for an intelligent educated thought process well it's all up to the shallow end of the gene pool. These people are not capable of thinking for themselves. They just continue to do what they're told by probably the stupidest people who have ever managed to swindle their way into our Congress

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 2 роки тому +35

      A 5 month old video of an AstraZeneca clincial trial participant saying she got MS after the vaccine showed up in my YT feed. Comments were full of antivaxxers. Not hopeful about the odds of avoiding 1 million deaths from COVID.

    • @gentrykoda
      @gentrykoda 2 роки тому +75

      Good luck. Anti-maskers, & anti-vaxxers are too entitled, and selfish to care about the health of anyone else. The stupidity is strong. 😒

  • @laureltown9929
    @laureltown9929 2 роки тому +1

    😂✌ I love your show! Thankyou for the laughs💕
    Peace and Joy to All💕
    Hugs, it's going to be better.
    Hope, Love. and Peace to ALL. Good Will toward Men, Women, and Children. 💝💝💝

  • @gourdtube
    @gourdtube 2 роки тому +6

    I'm so glad they stopped saying his name. It really makes the show better. good on so many levels.

  • @australien6611
    @australien6611 2 роки тому +75

    "Shmuck a larange" thanks to whoever came up with that one , made my day 😂

    • @priscillachapman9145
      @priscillachapman9145 2 роки тому +1

      There is an Astrologer/Tarot reader that calls him Duck a larange (sounds like la orange).

    • @debbieedwards420
      @debbieedwards420 2 роки тому

      These names have been excellent. He should keep it going.

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 2 роки тому +1

      @@debbieedwards420 yep people can be pretty funny 🙂 the orange schmuck really cracked me up

    • @whispersmith
      @whispersmith 2 роки тому

      À l'orange*

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 2 роки тому

      @@whispersmith ahh the spelling police have arrived

  • @curiousk9603
    @curiousk9603 2 роки тому +298

    Trump: "Everyone loves Christmas".
    Melania: "Who gives a f^ck about Christmas stuff".

    • @richardbraakman7469
      @richardbraakman7469 2 роки тому +19

      When he started his campaign in July, no one was saying Merry Christmas! And now everyone is!

    • @themousethatroared3371
      @themousethatroared3371 2 роки тому +7

      @@richardbraakman7469
      😅👍

    • @radschele1815
      @radschele1815 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, she was not that wrong tbh. Not everybody is that excited about Christmas and well... it seems always extra hypocritical in the USA. Not only there, but the extra light and all the one the top stuff... it's most of the time ridiculously over the top.
      The sentence from Melania... it actually speaks from my heart, and one would think me leftist in the USA

    • @macjuiceplussharesmiller4379
      @macjuiceplussharesmiller4379 2 роки тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @carriej.4120
      @carriej.4120 2 роки тому

      "Chleesmas"

  • @rickniu4153
    @rickniu4153 2 роки тому +6

    i would buy a pay per view of our politicians having an MMA fight

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 2 роки тому +14

    You and your writers have literally made this nightmare sufferable with a smile. Thank you Stephen
    P.S.
    Oh, and that 🥃🍷

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 2 роки тому +18

    Isn’t there a quote that says: ‘Violence is the first resort of the incompetent’ ?

  • @pjbiggleswerth8903
    @pjbiggleswerth8903 2 роки тому +165

    Just like to remind everyone: Melania said "f*ck Christmas". So she's the war lord?

    • @GHinWI
      @GHinWI 2 роки тому +10

      To be clear, I think she said “who gives a fuck about that Christmas stuff?”, but yeah, thanks for the reminder.

    • @sheepheard483
      @sheepheard483 2 роки тому +2

      If someone followed you around with a tape recorder for four years imagine the crazy shit that they can come up with. If that’s the worst thing she ever said or even the worst thing she ever said about Christmas she’s doing a hell of a lot better than I am

    • @sheepheard483
      @sheepheard483 2 роки тому

      @Sinkpehna RossFire English as a second language, huh? You’re getting it, but maybe use google translate until you’re completely fluent.

  • @caroljo420
    @caroljo420 2 роки тому

    I wouldn't have survived this year without Stephen.... Thanks!!!!

  • @benbrown8258
    @benbrown8258 2 роки тому +6

    I wonder how much money it would take for Stephen Colbert to agree to be in a musical. The man is so freaking good.

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 2 роки тому +2

      He actually was in a Sondheim musical. I don't remember which but Fresh Air had a clip of him talking about it last week when they were doing a tribute to Sondheim

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 2 роки тому +189

    Thank you so much Stephen and your lovely wife Evie in helping us get thru this difficult year with your humor. Your last monologue of the year is hilarious.
    Still looking hot in that grey suit.😍

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian 2 роки тому +12

      Evie definitely deserves a lot of credit for this past year..What a class act!

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheUluxian absolutely 👍🏻

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 2 роки тому +4

      The Uluxian, When he said he got the best spouse, I think we all agreed

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 2 роки тому +2

      @@cathywethington5913 absolutely 👍🏻

    • @dragomilosevic4823
      @dragomilosevic4823 2 роки тому

      Gross

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool 2 роки тому +501

    “Jacket Off” Gym Jordan, betrayed his wrestlers like he did our country

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 2 роки тому +10

      He found a jacket for the criminal contempt vote. He was on his best behavior bc he knew that Liz Cheney knew. MTG was actually green. She was sitting behind Gym. Jim Banks laid an egg. He had Steny Hoyer's remarks scrubbed from the record. I am from MD. I was proud.

    • @mossydog6968
      @mossydog6968 2 роки тому +15

      That's the problem with Gym... That doctor jacket offed all those underage wrestlers, and Gym covered up the jacket offing....

    • @rhiannonrede
      @rhiannonrede 2 роки тому +4

      Brilliant!

    • @honeypot-pd2oc
      @honeypot-pd2oc 2 роки тому +10

      you are referred to the scandal at ohio state univeristy, that was pervert jim

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 2 роки тому +5

      @@payten8103 Stop spamming.

  • @catherinejohnson1354
    @catherinejohnson1354 2 роки тому +3

    As a Catholic Stephen nailed the wedding length!!! Thanks you

  • @marthaharnish178
    @marthaharnish178 2 роки тому +1

    You are absolutely smokin' tonight! Steal Team Dicks is one of the best new puns I've heard in years. Bravo to the writers for an especially funny monologue.

  • @concordep2504
    @concordep2504 2 роки тому +41

    No wonder Gym Jordan wanted to be on that committee so desperately. I feel so sorry for the decent Americans who believe and freedom meaning democracy.

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool 2 роки тому +41

    It’s weird how offended the fascists are of the anti-fascists 🤔

    • @loraldinp2624
      @loraldinp2624 2 роки тому +5

      The funniest thing I hear lately from the tangerine toddlers cult is how the democrats are fascist. So republicans are Antifa now??? 😂 I’d like to hear anyways how democrats are a far right authoritarian group? I thought they were “the radical left”?

    • @theeviloverlord7168
      @theeviloverlord7168 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, it’s almost as if they’re… snowflakes..?

    • @briaginter4837
      @briaginter4837 2 роки тому +1

      You wast to see fascist go to our colleges it’s down right terrifying

  • @Annie-zd6rn
    @Annie-zd6rn 2 роки тому +20

    My Christmas gift to everyone will be a bottle of "Listerine to avoid contracting Covid" courtesy of Ron Johnson.

    • @geriroush8004
      @geriroush8004 2 роки тому +2

      That's a great gift idea for my anti vaxxer nephew! And not just any Listerine, the old original flavor!

  • @misshebardmakesmusic6245
    @misshebardmakesmusic6245 2 роки тому +11

    I will always respect Stephen Colbert for his adoration of his wife which he proclaims publicly often and his deference to his luck for finding such a wonderful partner.

    • @two-sense
      @two-sense 2 роки тому

      He's not the only one. I had the incredible good luck to end up with my wife. Thank my lucky stars every day.

  • @witchypoorose5196
    @witchypoorose5196 2 роки тому +24

    Stephen Colbert is the CUTEST when he shows how smitten he still is with Evie!
    Awwwwww.....
    I am so sad that this is the last show until 2022, yet so gratefil to Stephen, Jon, et al for helping me to hang on during these rough times.
    💙

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 2 роки тому +30

    "Steal Team Dicks" is the greatest Christmas gift this channel has given me, and I thank you for it.

  • @GregAkers
    @GregAkers 2 роки тому +15

    Stephen, Evie, Jon, and the stay human band, Merry Christmas, and for God's sake stay safe...we need you in these troubled times !!

  • @teetimewisdom90
    @teetimewisdom90 2 роки тому +6

    Omg the Mrs Doubtfire song is absolutely hilarious 😂 Thanks Stephen for getting me through this year! Merry Christmas 🎄 to you and Evie the family and friends! 10:18

  • @kronicpain7357
    @kronicpain7357 2 роки тому +71

    Amazing year from the Late Show team. You are all awesome sauce!!
    Your hobbit friends in New Zealand

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 2 роки тому +442

    Stephen has made getting through this year easier with all the laughs. Thanks so much Stephen.

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 2 роки тому +2

      @@payten8103 Please stop spamming.

    • @saythankyou111
      @saythankyou111 2 роки тому +1

      It’s all robots……..🐀

    • @sinetteiversen9978
      @sinetteiversen9978 2 роки тому

      God bless

    • @jasonbauer1345
      @jasonbauer1345 2 роки тому +2

      313 PEOPLE WITH THE MENTAL CAPACITY OF A GARDEN SLUG WITH THUMBS UP

    • @cocorees5
      @cocorees5 2 роки тому

      Omicron virus hitting america really bad! What new joke is colonel bert coming out with next?

  • @maxryder995
    @maxryder995 2 роки тому

    Behind Every Great Man is a Great Woman ...with very Large Hands!..TKQ

  • @sariew8853
    @sariew8853 2 роки тому

    I was so lucky to have been able to see Mrs. Doubtfire, Ain't Too Proud, and Jagged Little Pill in October. They were so good. Sending my best to everyone affected.

  • @nicomoreno5028
    @nicomoreno5028 2 роки тому +4

    😄😄Steal Team Dicks... I love how much Steven reminds me of Jon Stewart from time to time. These 2 clowns will always hold a special place in my heart.

  • @MaggieMorrissey1916
    @MaggieMorrissey1916 2 роки тому +5

    "I got the best one". I 'awwwwww'ed so loud nearly woke the dog.

  • @olympiaskye2324
    @olympiaskye2324 2 роки тому +4

    Oh that Christmas special was AWESOME and so on point! A Sign of the justice hammer to come! Thanks for being our beacon of hope, light and happiness through our year long fog of war and misinfo. Happy Holidays everyone at Colbert Show and to all our REAL Americans that support Democracy....you make being an American A LOT easier...instead of embarrassing and mortifying! THANKS!!! 🥰🙏🎉✨🎊🎄💝

  • @elorine5682
    @elorine5682 2 роки тому +4

    Merry Christmas and happy holidays to the late show cast and crew. Thanks for the laughs💐💐💐
    And anyone who reads this have a great day, weekend and holiday 💕💕💕

  • @MarkCrimson
    @MarkCrimson 2 роки тому +161

    For a non-bleeped version, I would call it 2021: The Year That Should Have Been Better.

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel 2 роки тому +8

      Fitting, it was the year right after "The Year That Should Not Have Been"

    • @kevinstrong8265
      @kevinstrong8265 2 роки тому +4

      The year they should've locked up the traitors.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 2 роки тому +3

      @Rike S. nope 2022 will be "why's everything on fire, drowned, and/or destroyed?"

    • @TheFinalChapters
      @TheFinalChapters 2 роки тому +1

      2021: 2020-2

    • @debbieedwards420
      @debbieedwards420 2 роки тому

      But wasn't allowed to be.

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 2 роки тому +65

    I hope the USA can get its act together.

    • @michaellyczak9337
      @michaellyczak9337 2 роки тому +12

      So do we. So do we.

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 2 роки тому +7

      Until the Trump Problem is solved, they are paralyzed.

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 2 роки тому +5

      @@ferox965 So true. I am whating to see what the public hearings bring. They will play like a soap opera. We have to rid ourselves of the trump virus 🦠

    • @evatripp7788
      @evatripp7788 2 роки тому +4

      ferox965, not just the orange turd but the whole damn gqp needs " fixing" or just to go away!!!

    • @brandonhurrera6604
      @brandonhurrera6604 2 роки тому

      @@evatripp7788 haha you call yourself a American citizen ? If not I say you call yourself a "citizen of the world" globalists all want a piece of the power- pie. You want to belong somewhere and you chose a group who is filled with hipocrisy, delusional logic and disrespectful to everyone's liberty and freedom. A group of people who think complete control over everything is the road to peace. It is not. It is a road to war and of course history proves this. It is actually in human nature to fight for one's liberation. No one likes to be the "bitch" or "slave". What the nation of America was founded on were the principle's of freedom. Sure, there were a few slave owners who were apart of the first Congress of the United States, but as soon as those principles were established in literature and beliefs then the slavery began eroding away little by little.
      However, in the last decade or so those principles began eroding away. Today, with what all Congress is doing is a foundation for the complete opposite of those principles. The next generation will once again have to fight for their liberation again and might be the last fight in account of all the technology that has erupted in our face.

  • @demeraragold4644
    @demeraragold4644 2 роки тому +1

    The MMA announcement was everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cocochanelthesharpei3167
    @cocochanelthesharpei3167 2 роки тому

    No deals. No pardons. No quarter! JUSTICE!!!

  • @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976
    @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976 2 роки тому +29

    Lock Trump up and throw away the keys.

  • @infonimfo
    @infonimfo 2 роки тому +108

    Not quite sure that I would have gotten through this train wreck of a year without you--
    but what I am sure of is that you most definitely made it a whole lot more bearable.
    Stay well, rest up, make the most of your time off, and come back next year better than ever--
    We're all gonna need it.

  • @cindyhidalgo4977
    @cindyhidalgo4977 2 роки тому

    Thank You Mr. Colbert.
    For caring about yours and my country.

  • @sandyarmstrong6511
    @sandyarmstrong6511 2 роки тому

    SO LOVED STEVEN COLBERT 2021! HAPPY BLUE YEAR!

  • @nugboy420
    @nugboy420 2 роки тому +22

    We love you Stephen!!!!

    • @nugboy420
      @nugboy420 2 роки тому

      @Juragan Muda boooooo :(

  • @denisemcadams4045
    @denisemcadams4045 2 роки тому +15

    Thank you Stephen for being more honest than most news stations!!! You're wonderful!!!#

  • @SagacityLost
    @SagacityLost 2 роки тому +1

    He was on fire for this one! 🔥

  • @kenek629
    @kenek629 2 роки тому +1

    The way Stephen loves Evie 😍❤️ I pray to have that in my life one day!

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 2 роки тому +111

    The more we know about what happened in the days surrounding Jan 6th, the more I'm surprised at how little accountability these people have actually faced. And I doubt time will ever bring that accountability closer to any of them.
    Justice may be blind, but it shouldn't be stumbling in the dark. Sad.

    • @shrimuyopa8117
      @shrimuyopa8117 2 роки тому +2

      Take your firearm to the closest pawn shop.

    • @MrBayspring
      @MrBayspring 2 роки тому +8

      If you ask any serious theologian where is America in the future, they will tell you that she will have no influence in the world, she will be seen just like the Roman empire, something that was great and is no longer relevant, and what will cause her demise you ask? If you are powerful, obviously your enemies can't bring you down, it has to be from inside, if this division and hatred between us continues, we the American people are going to be the downfall of this great country.

    • @calvin99991
      @calvin99991 2 роки тому +2

      You want to talk about accountability? Let's talk about Hillary.
      Nope, you'll just bury your head in your ass.

    • @jenniferrowlett8842
      @jenniferrowlett8842 2 роки тому +9

      @@calvin99991 Lol she was never a president that tried to destroy democracy. Although she should have been president, after winning the popular vote. Get your head out

    • @MrBayspring
      @MrBayspring 2 роки тому +4

      @@calvin99991 Listen I'm a Democrat who did not vote for Hillary because I felt like it was picking between the lesser of two evils. But as bad as she would have been, she would not have attempted to overthrow the government.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 2 роки тому +166

    And the most interesting thing to me is that while congress and the VP were under attack/being whisked away to secure locations, the same was not done to Trump. Isn't that odd? It's almost like he was in no danger because he was the one who orchestrated the attack.

    • @ceciliac2225
      @ceciliac2225 2 роки тому +23

      Bunker boy knew he wasn’t in danger.

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan 2 роки тому +12

      He was pre-whisked. His original plan really was to go to the Capitol with the crowd, but Secret Service wouldn't permit it due to the danger.

    • @stevewebber707
      @stevewebber707 2 роки тому +13

      Um, while I believe he instigated the attack, why would his supporters be after him?
      The only reason they might go after him is if they actually learned what T-rump actually said and did in office. Small danger of that though.

    • @infonimfo
      @infonimfo 2 роки тому +5

      (Metaphorically stroking my beard)
      Hmmmmm...

    • @sylviewalker7560
      @sylviewalker7560 2 роки тому +11

      He was safe watching his 'coup' unfold from the Whitehouse. So are all the secret service agents around him: Trump deaf dumb and blind???

  • @youtube_user
    @youtube_user 2 роки тому +1

    The Mr. Doubtfire song ... 😂👍🏻

  • @audbertovelez130
    @audbertovelez130 2 роки тому

    love you guys, god bless us all.. and the best it yet to come!! lol... lol.. thank for everything❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🙏😎✌👍❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @CountryMusicMann
    @CountryMusicMann 2 роки тому +102

    God, that Catholic wedding line got me! I remember as a kid attending a wedding for one of my distant cousins, it went all day, and I was SO BORED!

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 2 роки тому +1

      But the food. The food made it all worthwhile.

    • @barkasz6066
      @barkasz6066 2 роки тому +5

      As someone from a majority Catholic country I don’t get this joke. 😂 Do you mean other weddings are shorter? I’m always so confused when there is no church ceremony at all, it all feels so fast.

    • @ayusoenaryo6809
      @ayusoenaryo6809 2 роки тому +5

      @@barkasz6066 i'm a javanese catholic from indonesia. Weddings here can take all day (and more) because aside from the religious ceremony, most people also perform traditional wedding rites.
      My cousin's wedding this past August was 2 DAYS long:
      1. Wedding eve prayers held separately by both the groom's & bride's respective families
      2. Wedding mass
      3. Traditional wedding ceremony, hosted by the bride's family
      4. Wedding party
      My uncle's wedding had a separate traditional ceremony held a week after, where his family 'formally' accepts the bride into their family home.
      In comparison, my sister married a brit. She & her husband did not want any of the hullabaloo, so they only had a wedding mass & family lunch.

    • @CountryMusicMann
      @CountryMusicMann 2 роки тому +4

      @@elenachristian9860 Not for a seven-year-old autistic kid. It was all this fancy stuff I'd never heard of before, when all I wanted was eggs with cheese and hotdog bits mixed in.

    • @CountryMusicMann
      @CountryMusicMann 2 роки тому +3

      @@barkasz6066 I think the point is that to those on the social periphery of a Catholic wedding, it seems to take forever, because it is an all-day event.

  • @DeepThought420
    @DeepThought420 2 роки тому +6

    Stephen Colbert for President in 2024!

  • @cindyhodges4766
    @cindyhodges4766 2 роки тому

    Prayer that our Country comes back the way it was in 2022. Merry Christmas 🎄☃️ and Happy New Year to all people who are for our democratic Country.

  • @DaveLugo79
    @DaveLugo79 2 роки тому +50

    "Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff?"
    -Melania Trump

  • @catherinepeloton4446
    @catherinepeloton4446 2 роки тому +105

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Stephen Colbert and Jon Batiste and all the members of the show from Paris France.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 2 роки тому +6

      Salut l'ami, Merry Christmas from Oklahoma! 🎄🎅
      Also, please report spam (like the sockpuppet account above me keeps posting.)

  • @lhourigan1
    @lhourigan1 2 роки тому +13

    Yay Australia 🇦🇺 watching. Merry Christmas 🎄, have a great break.

  • @naujaral2131
    @naujaral2131 2 роки тому +5

    Happy holidays to you and you the whole crew and thank you for the laughs and helping me digest the news with your humor, cant wait to see you guys back !

  • @MikeBrown-ex9nh
    @MikeBrown-ex9nh 2 роки тому +5

    When the tangerine tyrant said that everyone loves Christmas, I guess he forgot that there is a recording of Melania expressing her views about it. But he conveniently forgets a lot of things.

    • @janaschwehm3059
      @janaschwehm3059 2 роки тому

      Mike Brown: I call him the Tangerine Tw*t and Mango Mussolini!

  • @blakesun
    @blakesun 2 роки тому +881

    Thank you Stephen Colbert, for bringing a little humor into some very dark times.

    • @peterrimmer567
      @peterrimmer567 2 роки тому +6

      Humor????

    • @blakesun
      @blakesun 2 роки тому +21

      @@peterrimmer567 lighten up, your political ideology has made you one dull sob.

    • @payten8103
      @payten8103 2 роки тому

      Non racist fashion line 💜
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    • @ninabee5007
      @ninabee5007 2 роки тому +1

      @@peterrimmer567 yes.

    • @siberfangz555
      @siberfangz555 2 роки тому

      Opinions aren't comedy.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +39

    "this is our last show of 2021."
    * audience cheers *
    *I panic a little *

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 2 роки тому +3

      Two weeks. I know that's a long time, but I have a suggestion, turn off all news during that time, limit internet to only a few hours a day and use that time to watch music videos. Also draw the curtains, lock your doors, turn off your phone. Oh and make sure you have plenty of chocolate and popcorn, movies and books. Maybe we'll survive

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 2 роки тому +1

      On and if you've never watched Randy Rainbow, check him out. He's hilarious

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 2 роки тому

      @@cathywethington5913 Already a fan of Randy.. who isn't?

    • @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
      @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 2 роки тому

      @@cathywethington5913 Are you kidding me? Gotta follow the news - It's Jan6AdventCalendar time! (New proof of corruption every day!)

  • @sakarakit5835
    @sakarakit5835 2 роки тому +1

    High Treason should be punished accordingly.

  • @BBradshawProductions
    @BBradshawProductions 2 роки тому +1

    "Steal Team Dicks."
    That was gold.

  • @johnl9135
    @johnl9135 2 роки тому +27

    I think this SH*T has been going on long enough, I wish they start charged and putted all these clowns in jail already.

  • @davidlickiss1609
    @davidlickiss1609 2 роки тому +3

    That's the second time I've heard one of them say that Jews love Christmas. Are they purposefully co-opting other religions into their made up war on Christmas in a weak attempt to legitimize it?

    • @pambronson4467
      @pambronson4467 2 роки тому

      Why stop the most fundamental of Christian traditions? Heck, they stole from the Celts, the Hebrew, the Greeks, the Egyptians and numerous others to build their mythology.

    • @shrimuyopa8117
      @shrimuyopa8117 2 роки тому +1

      No, there tons of Jews, Muslims, and Hindus that still get a Christmas tree, put presents under it, and put up Christmas lights. The reason why? Because it's hard to tell your kids that they are getting nothing Christmas morning and all of their friends are getting a ton of presents that morning.
      These people are obviously not celebrating Christ's birth. But they are celebrating the idea of giving and I don't think there is anything wrong with that. Do you?

  • @nyerineu3388
    @nyerineu3388 2 роки тому

    Stephen & Late Show Team: 'Glass of Manischewitz & Chicken Shwarma'...SPOT ON!
    Thank you, Sei gesund!

  • @calvinbright3054
    @calvinbright3054 2 роки тому

    "Caveman with a GED" 🤣 Best description of Jordan yet.

  • @amcmartin
    @amcmartin 2 роки тому +97

    With the way the world is spiralling out of control, we'll probably one day look back fondly on 2021 as "the good old days". Merry Christmas everyone!

    • @willuexwilluex6241
      @willuexwilluex6241 2 роки тому +6

      Ahh. Nostalgia..the most toxic of emotions.

    • @MadAboutBrows
      @MadAboutBrows 2 роки тому +9

      That's honestly a bit terrifying 😳

    • @mmartinezPhysics
      @mmartinezPhysics 2 роки тому +7

      We will never forget... Fox's $500 000 Christmas tree, celebrating the birth of Jesus, in a humble abode, surrounded by humble sheep pastors...

    • @amcmartin
      @amcmartin 2 роки тому +11

      This is the first year I've wanted an underground bunker for Christmas

    • @stacyneuman8619
      @stacyneuman8619 2 роки тому +3

      Merry Christmas.And I totally agree.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 2 роки тому +32

    Happy last show of the year! Thanks for helping us cope, LSSC!

    • @ocsrc
      @ocsrc 2 роки тому

      Bring back TSCC !!!!!!!!!
      The greatest part of the franchise

  • @gracevalentine1666
    @gracevalentine1666 2 роки тому +3

    Does anyone doubt the essential need for our court jesters? Mr.C, you’re a national treasure, King of the Foolers.❤️TY

    • @berlygirl123
      @berlygirl123 2 роки тому

      Stephen Colbert is part of the media manipulation. Very sad.

    • @gracevalentine1666
      @gracevalentine1666 2 роки тому

      @@berlygirl123 Amy Goodman is a media product too, but in America we get to see nobility wherever we want. Freedom, dude.

  • @warrenjones376
    @warrenjones376 2 роки тому

    To all My fellow Americans,"Gloria in excelsis Deo", Merry Christmas.

  • @DeepThought420
    @DeepThought420 2 роки тому +53

    Thank you for the laughter all this year! You've made our year better!

    • @payten8103
      @payten8103 2 роки тому

      Non racist fashion line 💜
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  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 2 роки тому +8

    Bow chicka wah.. Stephen gettin' some from Evie tonight 😂

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 2 роки тому +4

      I'm sure that's a regular occurrence!

  • @magnum8264
    @magnum8264 2 роки тому

    Thank you, Stephen!

  • @nickmorgan1690
    @nickmorgan1690 2 роки тому +1

    Bring on the fights!!!

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 2 роки тому +141

    Ugh .. no idea how I’ll get through the days until you guys get back ☹️it’s been a really hard 2 years and honest you and the other late night comedians have been the one thing that got me through it all .. this year ended hard my brother was killed and a good friend passed in a week of each other and my heart and head desperately needs the distraction and laughter you provide . Sigh .. selfish I guess , thank you for so much sanity and sense and laughter , Have a safe and happy holiday season … and your right about Evie 💚❤️🎄

    • @HoldMyCocktail
      @HoldMyCocktail 2 роки тому +13

      So sorry to hear of your loss- you are not selfish at all to want to feel better. I send you healing vibes & wish that you have the happiest & peace filled holiday possible. ❤️

    • @Zaluskowsky
      @Zaluskowsky 2 роки тому +10

      I m sorry for your losses!
      Here is to better times and may they Rest in Peace! ☮️

    • @susanhilton3436
      @susanhilton3436 2 роки тому +9

      Sorry for the heartache you are going through, take care stay safe I hope in 2022 you find some kind of peace

    • @michellejarvis7878
      @michellejarvis7878 2 роки тому +11

      I am so sorry for your loss and grief. I also lost two people within says of each other in 2018. The grief can be so big your brain and heart need to take a break. Laughter is a healthy way to cope. Stay strong, stay safe, stay sane.

    • @veronicastewart1112
      @veronicastewart1112 2 роки тому +7

      I'm sorry you have had such a bad year. May you find peace in 2022.

  • @CoffeeCookieCrumble
    @CoffeeCookieCrumble 2 роки тому +9

    You have obviously never attended an Indian wedding then...days...not hours!
    Have a wonderful Christmas, to you and your team, and see you in the new year. We will miss you.

  • @NPak-cw1ny
    @NPak-cw1ny 2 роки тому +2

    The six soulless cockpits should resign.

  • @Ngwadaka
    @Ngwadaka 2 роки тому +2

    Hey Colbert, you might not know where Zimbabwe is, unless ofcourse you googled it, but from Zimbabwe: you are the best!!!

  • @vash121086
    @vash121086 2 роки тому +929

    I'm a little bummed this is the last show of the year, but you guys earned it. I look forward to seeing you guys again in 2022. Have a good Christmas and a happy new year.

    • @payten8103
      @payten8103 2 роки тому

      Non racist fashion line 💜
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    • @gravethebeyond
      @gravethebeyond 2 роки тому +6

      Happy news year!! And merry x-mas.

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 2 роки тому +10

      I wish the late shows would all stagger their holidays (ie vacations, I'm British!). I've just caught up on tonight's shows after catching up on today's (international & UK & US) news & have a deep sinking feeling about news minuses teams of comedy writers to help lift us up.
      Don't get me wrong, they absolutely deserve time off, but I'd appreciate some sort of rotation deal to infuse a little humour into this impending darkness. I don't care if it's via zoom... ! They can get xmas & new year off & then between then all host one show a week - easy!
      (I'm kidding, I know it's not easy...)

    • @johnnygoodman2003
      @johnnygoodman2003 2 роки тому +5

      Colbert is signed to host the show for the next 5 years, so stop your bitching!

    • @sharonnagle5782
      @sharonnagle5782 2 роки тому

      And you as well!

  • @seandees3028
    @seandees3028 2 роки тому +10

    This whole group of traitors proves the old adage, "Evil has the best toys, but Evil will always lose since Evil consumes itself."

  • @PaulJersey
    @PaulJersey 2 роки тому

    For the record on January 6th I was in NJ shoveling Phil Murphy’s driveway…..LOL!

  • @zaaz1471
    @zaaz1471 2 роки тому +1

    We're laughing ourselves to death.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 2 роки тому +224

    Jim Jordan is wrestling with his conscience and his brain has pinned itself to the mat!

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 2 роки тому +21

      He had no conscience, as was proven when he ignored pedophilia.

    • @11cabadger
      @11cabadger 2 роки тому +2

      Was that ironic or a sardonic burn 🤔

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 2 роки тому +2

      @@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Exactly.

    • @joshuawilson5434
      @joshuawilson5434 2 роки тому +5

      He's never had a conscience, or a brain.

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 2 роки тому +2

      nice! hah. and it's so obvious from the look on his face, his countenance, which is often full of fear. also, sure looks like he doesn't get much sleep

  • @LuCKyDuCKy881
    @LuCKyDuCKy881 2 роки тому +11

    I will miss you all. Happy Holidays & New year! You have been and always will be one of my favorite late night. Can’t wait for you to come back! Please stay safe & healthy.

  • @summercase1874
    @summercase1874 2 роки тому +1

    Your pipes are primo! 😂

  • @bigbiff38
    @bigbiff38 2 роки тому +5

    Very good, SC, but I have to inform the writers that Mrs. Doubtfire didn't do "her" bit to "get back at" their mom. He did it so that he could see his kids. Happy Christmas and Merry New Year!

  • @gnrdontcry
    @gnrdontcry 2 роки тому +64

    Stephen Colbert is an amazing talk show host! Love his humor, his animated nature and of course his singing!

  • @laurawatters914
    @laurawatters914 2 роки тому +7

    Stephen Colbert your on 🔥 like always!! Love your show!! 😊💓✌️

  • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
    @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 2 роки тому +1

    thank you, monsieur Colbert (am now into the 35 yrs Later of dumas' Les trois mousquetaires, where Colbert is «en charge») thanks for helping in the on-going emergency.

  • @debbiedezwaan1563
    @debbiedezwaan1563 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you for a great year Stephen and the band. Have a wonderful Christmas and see ya next year! All the best from a Canadian fan xoxo