The Circle is Hurt: Adventures in Learning Bulgarian

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  • Опубліковано 26 чер 2021
  • Main channel: / @exurb1a
    The song at the end is Iziel je Delyo Hagdutin - Valya Balkanska Lovely isn't it? Bonus fact: It's travelling on the two Voyager spacecrafts' 'golden record', currently 14 billion miles from Earth • Voyager's Golden Recor...

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  • @lecrazykid25
    @lecrazykid25 2 роки тому +2512

    Exurb2a: Balls hurty
    Exurb1a: Have you given any thought about your place in this universe?

    • @asmeet2005
      @asmeet2005 2 роки тому +52

      Exurb1a: Depression, Buddhism and Norway flipped and 100%
      Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      Exurb2a: Oye, hello. Wanna do your ##### properly?

  • @TheAtomkilla
    @TheAtomkilla 2 роки тому +1840

    And now Balkan folks will finally unite around something that connects us all - a single galactic existentialist turtle and its beautiful, poetic bullshit.

    • @emanueldjordje
      @emanueldjordje 2 роки тому +22

      Da druže, da... nadam se da će nas ako ništa drugo, ova tužna kornjača sve okupiti i najzad ujediniti, jer uvek smo bili jači kada smo bili zajedno :)

    • @TheAtomkilla
      @TheAtomkilla 2 роки тому +9

      @@emanueldjordje Istina je to druže, ali tužno kad je skrivena u dubinama internet komentara, a ne geslo zemalja na ovom Balkanu.

    • @emanueldjordje
      @emanueldjordje 2 роки тому +8

      @@TheAtomkilla 🤫 shvatice i oni bitno je da se odrzava pozitiva medju nama koji smo vec shvatili... zakopace se ratne sekire i balkan ce ponovo biti jedno

    • @oliverozvacic9216
      @oliverozvacic9216 2 роки тому +11

      Nisam znao da ima toliko ljudi s balkana koji ga prate xD

    • @emanueldjordje
      @emanueldjordje 2 роки тому +8

      @@oliverozvacic9216 da budem iskren mislio sam da je iz Bugarske pa se preselio u Britaniju ali izgleda da je obrnuto 😅

  • @dragazecxj
    @dragazecxj 2 роки тому +2270

    I almost forgot galaxy turtle has a second channel to post his other stuffs

    • @herbertbert3147
      @herbertbert3147 2 роки тому +28

      So did he

    • @Ravishrex1
      @Ravishrex1 2 роки тому +8

      And me . Iv been subscribed to turtle man for a year or 2 now realised I was subscribed to this second one but have missed the content. Beers for all. I have some catch up to do

    • @existentialskeleton3837
      @existentialskeleton3837 2 роки тому +1

      This is the first time I've seen this channel

  • @SlavMarine
    @SlavMarine 2 роки тому +772

    "It took me a few decades to work out, that I am not British. I am Balkan."
    - Welcome home брате.

    • @bubble4072
      @bubble4072 2 роки тому +70

      Reject Westerners
      Embrace Balkan

    • @sethsoarenson7414
      @sethsoarenson7414 2 роки тому +19

      "Брате" probably means "brother", I choose to believe it means "brat" in this context

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 2 роки тому +3

      THE FUCK ARE THOSE MOON RUNES

    • @catalinsoaita
      @catalinsoaita Рік тому +5

      so cool! my native language is romanian and i instantly recognised that word as meaning brother. in romanian it's "frate", close enough :)

  • @mauromerconchini
    @mauromerconchini 2 роки тому +3581

    Learning a foreign language by just going to the country and trying to survive always makes for interesting stories. Welcome back man! :)

    • @666Shinedown
      @666Shinedown 2 роки тому +56

      Tbh it's the most effective way to learn a language. You have to adapt.

    • @aquamirrorX
      @aquamirrorX 2 роки тому +13

      @Stamoulis Skampouras "Thank you and goodbye"

    • @aquamirrorX
      @aquamirrorX 2 роки тому +12

      @Stamoulis Skampouras благодаря и довиждане

    • @du42bz
      @du42bz 2 роки тому +2

      @@aquamirrorX This looks a lot like Cyrillic

    • @aquamirrorX
      @aquamirrorX 2 роки тому

      @@du42bz of course, lol

  • @elenas3571
    @elenas3571 2 роки тому +323

    Katy Perry in the US: “do you ever feel like a plastic bag?”
    Katy Perry in Bulgaria: “Are you a plastic bag?”

    • @azanuan9185
      @azanuan9185 2 роки тому +7

      Well, to feel Like something you need to be that something

    • @cameron9149
      @cameron9149 2 роки тому +3

      @@azanuan9185 to feel like a plastic bag and to think you are one are very very different to one another

    • @azanuan9185
      @azanuan9185 2 роки тому +9

      I'm Bulgarian, and saying I'm feeling like plastic bag... you need to relate to the plastic bag in order to say it. And saying this as Bulgarian, I think what is told in this video is simple exaggeration. I doubt anyone would accept it Literally. But relating to something, is relating to being THAT something. You can't relate to plastic bag unless you understand what is like to BE a plastic bag.

    • @Sebbir
      @Sebbir 2 роки тому

      @@azanuan9185 not when you are speaking in metaphors

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 2 роки тому

      Yes.

  • @lisaramizi8889
    @lisaramizi8889 2 роки тому +1399

    why the fuck did i start tearing up when he said "I am Balkan". I'm not used to taking pride in that but oh boy.. :((

    • @danny7625
      @danny7625 2 роки тому +13

      Cringe

    • @Fubu2
      @Fubu2 2 роки тому +57

      Because deep down inside every Balkan person knows that they are a special place and we need to accept them and appreciate them more.

    • @mamoet1283
      @mamoet1283 2 роки тому +3

      He is a e@pist

    • @Till-tm5iw
      @Till-tm5iw 2 роки тому +11

      @@mamoet1283 what?

    • @Enrix
      @Enrix 2 роки тому +11

      @@Till-tm5iw he is a e@pist

  • @qwerasdliop2810
    @qwerasdliop2810 2 роки тому +2210

    I hate how this guy manages to make me interested and invested in anything he talks about. If he started talking about how cum coin is going to the moon or some shit I'd have already invested my lifesaving into it.
    edit: read the comments

    • @AlejandroPerez-mg3fc
      @AlejandroPerez-mg3fc 2 роки тому +19

      But it is tho!

    • @influx5821
      @influx5821 2 роки тому +63

      Ikr its crazy, he's so knowledgeable but so informal at the same time which makes you both understand it and want to hear more

    • @aryanmn1569
      @aryanmn1569 2 роки тому +25

      It is actually, cumrocket cryptocurrency had a raise in price 😂

    • @herbertgrunkin6333
      @herbertgrunkin6333 2 роки тому +43

      He’s the philosophical Tom Scott

    • @badbadthingss
      @badbadthingss 2 роки тому +11

      Hes a horrible person. Look up experiment A

  • @user-cw3lx8uj6f
    @user-cw3lx8uj6f 2 роки тому +332

    The sentence "From Vazov to Azis" punched me in the stomach at 200mph

    • @savoytruffles
      @savoytruffles 2 роки тому +6

      As someone who has no idea what that means, could you explain?

    • @imnotdonaldtrumpiswear6732
      @imnotdonaldtrumpiswear6732 2 роки тому +43

      @@savoytruffles well, to explain it as simple as possible vazov (Ivan Vazov) is pretty much the most important Bulgarian poet who ever lived, who wrote great literature. Azis is a chalga/pop folk singer who is the exact opposite of that but still in a fairly positive way. For more info: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalga
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Vazov

    • @kommandantvalentine6272
      @kommandantvalentine6272 2 роки тому +25

      @@savoytruffles like going from education to heroin and pain

    • @savoytruffles
      @savoytruffles 2 роки тому +4

      @@imnotdonaldtrumpiswear6732 That makes sense, thanks!

    • @klimentbg
      @klimentbg 2 роки тому +5

      @@imnotdonaldtrumpiswear6732 I wouldn't say "great literature"

  • @kiddo6393
    @kiddo6393 2 роки тому +274

    At first I thought the title was just poetic. Now that I know why "The circle is hurt" I find it hilarious

  • @undr_score8918
    @undr_score8918 2 роки тому +875

    Holy fuck, that was amazing. The existential crisis turtle never fails to disappoint.

    • @tumblewed538
      @tumblewed538 2 роки тому +19

      "never failing to dissappoint" is an expression i'll definitely keep in mind
      feeling a bit devastated, but heres the link to what the comment below was referencing
      www.google.de/amp/s/www.photoandgrime.com/blog-1/2020/11/25/pieke-roelofs/youtuber-exurb1a-exposed-sickening-truth-about-an-abuser%3fformat=amp

    • @fartingbeaner
      @fartingbeaner 2 роки тому +16

      he disappointed me when he r@ped a woman

    • @user-cm1mu6ce9y
      @user-cm1mu6ce9y 2 роки тому +2

      @@fartingbeaner did he really?

    • @emonom2014
      @emonom2014 2 роки тому +6

      @@fartingbeaner There's not enough proof

    • @aimehermse2554
      @aimehermse2554 2 роки тому +3

      Just want you to know I’ve been laughing out loud for a couple minutes know at the existential crisis turtle phrase

  • @gekolvr0734
    @gekolvr0734 2 роки тому +183

    I once mixed up treffen "meet" and tragen "wear", and asked to wear someones boyfriend. The woman said that I was welcome to as long as I returned him before I went home. I still giggle about it

    • @davidbischi
      @davidbischi 2 роки тому +15

      Tragen can also mean to carry so... not that bad of a fuckup ;)

    • @TToxicom
      @TToxicom 2 роки тому +3

      yo what language was this? it sounds like dutch but not quite

    • @azuregriffin1116
      @azuregriffin1116 2 роки тому +9

      @@TToxicom German

    • @gianb3952
      @gianb3952 2 роки тому +2

      I'm learning German and I'm still on that phase of "afraid to talk in case of fuck up" but German has so many similar words that I WILL mix them.

    • @davidbischi
      @davidbischi 2 роки тому

      @@gianb3952 Best one is to mix up eventuell with eventually and vice versa. Lookup "false friends in the german language" those are words that make senso or sound similar to english but mean something completly different

  • @vimtheprotogen2855
    @vimtheprotogen2855 2 роки тому +79

    "I haven't been back to that shop since, but my mind has many many many times..."
    I felt that

  • @mi6ometala
    @mi6ometala 2 роки тому +88

    If a foreigner came up to me and asked me "Ти прост ли си, бе?!", I'd die laughing and buy him a beer! Thanks for learning our (sometimes) bizarre language

  • @tetsupannn
    @tetsupannn 2 роки тому +638

    it makes me so happy that foreigners are actually interested in our culture and language, idk why its so strange to see but its the best thing ever. welcome home, brother

    • @hellnawnaw
      @hellnawnaw 2 роки тому +37

      Went to bulgaria last summer after more or less throwing a dart at the european map and damn, what a beautiful country! Couldn't really go to the populated areas that much due to the whole covid thing, but I'm definitely coming back once I'm vaccinated.

    • @iluan_
      @iluan_ 2 роки тому +24

      Your traditional music is very beautiful :)

    • @alex-ie8tp
      @alex-ie8tp 2 роки тому +26

      I'm romanian and everyone here loves Bulgaria. I went to Veliko Tarnovo when I visited for the first time and it was such a beautiful city, really surpassed my expectations of what the country would be like. the people were always really nice and I only had positive experiences here. also, you might already know this but your seaside is like 10000 times more beautiful and developed than ours

    • @thespicyfaery8736
      @thespicyfaery8736 2 роки тому +13

      I am half bulgarian but my mom never taught me the language so now I want to learn it myself… I hope I can find a teacher because slavic languages are very hard to learn

    • @gowk0
      @gowk0 2 роки тому +7

      @@thespicyfaery8736 it's not really worth learning unless you're doing it for yourself, or to live there. You will be fine speaking English there in most places and you can still enjoy everything about it without learning the language, as it is one of the hardest to learn yet is only utilised in Bulgaria

  • @user-st8km9bu2h
    @user-st8km9bu2h 2 роки тому +201

    This foreigner gave me more hope for my own country than any other person have seen!

    • @daca8395
      @daca8395 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah, that tends to happend when you're from the Balkan...

    • @redsubmarine652
      @redsubmarine652 2 роки тому +11

      Aidee bulgaria na tri moreta bog e bulgarinn

    • @daca8395
      @daca8395 2 роки тому

      @@redsubmarine652 would that include Adriatic sea or Marmara sea? Or maybe you plan on conquering poland and gaining baltic sea?

    • @petarmitkov1056
      @petarmitkov1056 2 роки тому +3

      @@daca8395 historically it's the Adriatic

  • @tenekevi
    @tenekevi 2 роки тому +741

    I laughed my ass off. And huge respect to you for sticking around, learning the culture and the language. I have a relatively bad impression of fellow med students coming from the UK, studying here for 4-5 years already, knowing пет думи на кръст and expecting everyone to just get them. English is for tourists. If you live here, you gotta learn.
    Enough with the rant. I realized that it takes someone non-native to take pride into our culture, to appreciate it. Thank you!

    • @georgios_5342
      @georgios_5342 2 роки тому +18

      Greetings to Bulgaria 🇬🇷🤝🇧🇬
      From Athens, Greece

    • @denitsa8243
      @denitsa8243 2 роки тому +8

      страхотен коментар, много добре казано :)

    • @weakness.detector
      @weakness.detector 2 роки тому

      💯, добре казано

    • @mpg5751
      @mpg5751 2 роки тому +4

      That should be universal law, English for tourists, native if u stay.

    • @mpg5751
      @mpg5751 2 роки тому

      @Wemple whatever. It's just my thought

  • @MensHominis
    @MensHominis 2 роки тому +424

    An Englishman who can appreciate phonetic spelling. This must be a dream.
    Anyway, wonderful video so far, man!

    • @kiddo6393
      @kiddo6393 2 роки тому +7

      It really is. You just need to know what syllable to stress (in 90% of the cases it's the same one, so it doesn't matter), and how to sound out each letter, and you're mostly fine. But be careful, because you don't know /what/ you're saying.

    • @MensHominis
      @MensHominis 2 роки тому +3

      @@kiddo6393 - yeah, those Eastern European scriptures are often more 'crafted' than the ones from antiquity. With Georgian (at least the most modern one they had like 3 different alphabets through the ages) it's the same: very useful, unambiguous scripture.

    • @aquamirrorX
      @aquamirrorX 2 роки тому +4

      @@kiddo6393 heh, in Bulgarian stress is all over the place

    • @vimtheprotogen2855
      @vimtheprotogen2855 2 роки тому +2

      Who doesn't appreciate phonetic spelling? I wouldn't mind having a spelling reform. I just don't believe it'll ever happen. Too many boomers would get there nuts twisted over it.

    • @MensHominis
      @MensHominis 2 роки тому +2

      @@vimtheprotogen2855 - I even might be boomy here because as a linguist and a German, I can appreciate something we call "schematic consistency" (so you try not to change roots too much ... but even that would help you here, namely with stuff like "life, lives" :D).

  • @p.a.g3357
    @p.a.g3357 2 роки тому +70

    learning a language and then having the cashier respond back to you in perfect English is the curse of learning a language as a native English speaker...

    • @failedsocialexperiment2382
      @failedsocialexperiment2382 2 роки тому

      Thankfully English isn't that common in Japan, it exists though more like a stylistic choice to bring in customers than anything else; same with how Japanese and Chinese restaurants in America using kanji and kana as a stylistic choice for the theme of their restaurant.

    • @rloach067
      @rloach067 2 роки тому +2

      worst is when you aren't even a native english speaker but they still respond in english to you :') i've heard of people that don't even speak english where this happened, and thats even more tragic lol

  • @mahadunais6050
    @mahadunais6050 2 роки тому +61

    “Misguided ambition followed by unrelenting shame.”
    Man.

  • @jansyful
    @jansyful 2 роки тому +119

    As an exurb1a fan and a Bulgarian, this video made me tear up! Thank you for taking the time to get to know our country and appreciating it!

  • @danielashkar5884
    @danielashkar5884 2 роки тому +344

    Existential turtle is back

    • @adityashrestha2774
      @adityashrestha2774 2 роки тому

      Was he gone,?

    • @danielashkar5884
      @danielashkar5884 2 роки тому +5

      @@adityashrestha2774 he was gone for a couple of months because he was writing a new book i think. It's great to have him back plus we got a new book so win win

    • @kiwikiwi935
      @kiwikiwi935 2 роки тому

      Heehee

    • @yrineo52
      @yrineo52 2 роки тому +9

      @@danielashkar5884 really? I thought it was cuz of all the r*pe allegations

    • @John-Smlth
      @John-Smlth 2 роки тому +5

      @@yrineo52 Na, he's said in the past it's due to the book.
      The allegations have been continuous and ongoing for a while, but haven't seemed to effect his video output in the past.

  • @someone-js6pg
    @someone-js6pg 2 роки тому +302

    *The return of the depression turtle*

  • @BabayChannel
    @BabayChannel 2 роки тому +64

    A nice thing about your "bad" bulgarian is that I as a russian speaker could understand your phrases easily in this video

  • @denitsa8243
    @denitsa8243 2 роки тому +159

    as a bulgarian, this is one of the funniest videos i’ve ever watched

    • @vladimirdobrinkov1761
      @vladimirdobrinkov1761 2 роки тому +8

      Right I'm so honoured for this youtuber to be proud of our county

    • @denitsa8243
      @denitsa8243 2 роки тому +11

      @@vladimirdobrinkov1761 sometimes we ourselves forget how beautiful and tragic our history is, which is quite sad. but from time to time it’s great to feel the pride of being bulgarian

    • @vladimirdobrinkov1761
      @vladimirdobrinkov1761 2 роки тому +7

      @@denitsa8243 the only good thing about Bulgaria is our history and nature

    • @shelldon900
      @shelldon900 2 роки тому +2

      As a bulgatin. Hi

    • @denitsa8243
      @denitsa8243 2 роки тому +1

      @@shelldon900 hello

  • @lewisleslie2821
    @lewisleslie2821 2 роки тому +204

    I really appreciate cultures that dispense with all of this needless "pretend niceness". Being polite is good and all, but it sucks to find out that the person you thought you were getting on with was just humouring you, and didn't actually care about the conversation. Maybe it's just my social ineptitude speaking, but I could definitely do with some more directness and honesty in society.

    • @666Shinedown
      @666Shinedown 2 роки тому +33

      I lived in the US for a while,it was agonizing because everyone at my work and people I thought were friends were really nice to me but would talk mad shit behind my back lmao.
      I prefer my Bulgarian countrymen's direct attitude.I've had a fistfight with a guy and then we got mad drunk together and became good friends.

    • @TheLostBear78
      @TheLostBear78 2 роки тому +19

      I feel the EXACT way. I thought I was getting on well and was getting to be somewhat good friends with a coworker at my job. Then one Friday another coworker came up to me, "Hey Kevin, we are all chipping in to get "my friend" a wedding gift for his Wedding tomorrow, would you like to chip in?" Uhh. He's getting married TOMORROW? I didn't even have the slightest clue. He never mentioned he had a girlfriend to me, let alone getting MARRIED THIS WEEK. 100% of any concept of any closeness or friendship developing was 100% in my head. I chipped in money for the group wedding gift, but I was devastated. I mostly just stopping talking to him, and only did basic required work interactions from then on.

    • @deo8624
      @deo8624 2 роки тому +2

      I like Germany, ppl are more direct here aswell

    • @ileutur6863
      @ileutur6863 2 роки тому +16

      @@666Shinedown God, americans are insufferable with the fake niceness. Cashiers forcing smiles, supermarket greeters, RANDOM STRANGER approaching and starting conversations as if we've known each other for decades. There's a line between being courteous and forcing niceness and most of the nation seems to have no awareness of it...

    • @noalear
      @noalear 2 роки тому +10

      Life in the US would be so much easier if we could just be honest. We just spend all day gaslighting each other and wondering why no one has any social skills at all. I only know of a small handful of people who really like me and everyone else is an absolute fucking mystery. We smile when we run into each other, having good conversations, and joke around playfully, but they never want to hang out on purpose. It's one thing to know people dislike you, but something else entirely to spend you life always questioning if you're a burden to the people who probably do like you.

  • @odysseas_kratsas
    @odysseas_kratsas 2 роки тому +75

    sending my warmest balkan congratulations for spending some time to learn about this neglected part of europe from greece 🇬🇷
    yes, yes one balkaner didn’t immediately curse another one. how bizarre…

    • @corentincaspers8229
      @corentincaspers8229 2 роки тому

      Simply curious
      Was it always a cliché, or is it a younger generation thing to stop resenting each other in the balkans ?

    • @odysseas_kratsas
      @odysseas_kratsas 2 роки тому +4

      @@corentincaspers8229 i don’t think it is a younger generation thing, it’s only that nationalism has receded these past 7 decades in the peninsula and it just happens to coincide with the younger generation. but i don’t believe either it is a cliche, cuz um STUFF happened here. it does not matter if they happened in the 1910s, 1920s, 1940s, 1990s, now or 500 years ago, it still has a significant effect on people’s mentality. my grandma still despises the burgarians, i don’t but i haven’t witnessed the brutality and violence between nations.
      sorry for the long response but, you know, touchy subject..

    • @kei8620
      @kei8620 2 роки тому +6

      @@corentincaspers8229 So basically we're done with this hateful bullshit. Thankfully some younger generations have adapted to a friendlier approach instead of, oh idk going full on ballistic at the mere mention of a Bulgarian existing in let's say Greece. What happens is, in the balkans have a complicated history of war and other nations seeking refuge from eachother, and you'll commonly find elders that lived through periods of poverty literally using each others' ethnicity as a cuss word, because, in their eyes, Bulgarians took their jobs, or houses, or it's they're fault for the economy going downhill (spoiler: it's not). I never understood that. I've seen kids using 'bulgarian' and 'Albanian' as insults despite having friends of said ethnicity. That's when you know they picked it up from elders, or parents. There has been an increase in younger people trying to fix the whole racism thing though so hopefully we'll get over it in the near future, cause it really fucking sucks.

    • @GlaceonStudios
      @GlaceonStudios 2 роки тому +1

      read that was "warmest balkan conjugations"

  • @zephyrna6249
    @zephyrna6249 2 роки тому +22

    As someone from Hungary, hearing a British man proudly declare that he would rather be Balkan made me audibly laugh. Such a weird concept.

  • @jasennikolov8540
    @jasennikolov8540 2 роки тому +244

    Айде! Възбудихте ми родолюбието, г-н. Костенурков! Радвам се, че държавата Ви радва :)

    • @user-qb6hm8qw2n
      @user-qb6hm8qw2n 2 роки тому +9

      нали

    • @lorenzo6553
      @lorenzo6553 2 роки тому +15

      same

    • @Kalorag
      @Kalorag 2 роки тому +18

      Държавата надали, май страната има в предвид хаха....

    • @borkogot5738
      @borkogot5738 2 роки тому +1

      I na men

    • @Macaroth1
      @Macaroth1 2 роки тому +3

      Хаха, г-н костенурков е смешно име за него!

  • @Lolfire
    @Lolfire 2 роки тому +29

    I worked with a Bulgarian fella once, sadly technology has ruined even the simplest of misunderstandings. We would just set a mobile phone with google translate between us and it would act as the interpretor. Kinda like a Babel Fish from Hitchhikers guide. I did learn "opa!" which I tend to use all the time now.

  • @iliyan9811
    @iliyan9811 2 роки тому +58

    "From Vazov to Azis" incredible

    • @SkateSka
      @SkateSka 2 роки тому +4

      Foreigners hear chalga and go "oh so deep and exotic and Bulgarian..." It's neither. Vazov would politely ask Azis to stop if he could.

  • @Fubu2
    @Fubu2 2 роки тому +31

    As a Bulgarian, I'd like to wholeheartedly thank you for this video. Your words made me feel full spectrum of emotions. The Balkans are truly a spiritual and unique place, and I do hope that more natives that went to live/study abroad, after the Soviet fall, will appreciate them for what they are more and come back, so they can bring new knowledge and experience and the region can grow for the better. It is rare to hear such beautiful words for my country, especially from somebody born outside of the region. Glad that you feel like home here. From the bottom of my heart and soul... welcome, братко.

  • @user-qx7vr8by9r
    @user-qx7vr8by9r 2 роки тому +12

    You made me cry. Bulgarians always tend to see the bad side of everything and we think that’s the way other people see us. But this is beautiful. Thank you

  • @little_flitter
    @little_flitter 2 роки тому +26

    I'm Welsh, my best friend is Bulgaria and we met in uni in England. Sharing our cultures with eachother was honestly amazing. She taught me how to say weed in Bulgarian, I taught her how to say jellyfish and microwave in Welsh.
    I now insult my partner in Bulgarian because it sounds better. xD.
    We lived together for a year too and I would sometimes speak Welsh and she Bulgarian and we would understand eachother whilst not actually knowing what the other said. Yeah, absolute fun 🤣

  • @MensHominis
    @MensHominis 2 роки тому +78

    It's really interesting how leaving such an over-formalized culture like the British sounds borderline relieving the way Ex puts it. People from such countries often call our German manners rude, but to me, it really depends on the region here (and person, obviously).

    • @user-cw3lx8uj6f
      @user-cw3lx8uj6f 2 роки тому +1

      It's fascinating honestly my very bulgarian aunt moved to Germany a couple of years ago and said it's quite isolating and lonely until you get used to it because 'Germans tend to keep to themselves and not speak with their neighbors' which was weird hearing, having a close German friend who's very open and kind so I guess it really does depend on the person

    • @MensHominis
      @MensHominis 2 роки тому

      @@user-cw3lx8uj6f - ouch, but interesting! The way I've heard it, people in the countryside tend to be more open, but that's probably the case everywhere. Also certain federal lands are at least *said* to be more open-hearted or more demure or at least unsentimental respectively, so it'd be interesting to know in which general area she moved for me to feed my preconceptions about my fellow people. :P To be honest though, it could also be that the folks in her immediate area were simply insecure or outright assholes because she was a foreigner. :/

    • @thespicyfaery8736
      @thespicyfaery8736 2 роки тому +1

      I’m half bulgarian and german ehe

    • @MensHominis
      @MensHominis 2 роки тому

      @@thespicyfaery8736 - noice, do you speak both languages? Have you compared people's mentalities here and there? That'd be interesting. :)

    • @failedsocialexperiment2382
      @failedsocialexperiment2382 2 роки тому

      In my native language American English I am blunt with speaking so I oftentimes have to be careful what I say as I might just come off as rude and unemotional.

  • @asja0rhcp
    @asja0rhcp 2 роки тому +32

    As a Serb, I understood all the things you said in bulgarian. All Slav languages are difficult for foreigners to learn so kudos for trying!
    Also, I love that you feel like you're from Balkan/Bulgaria

  • @comradekirilov3483
    @comradekirilov3483 2 роки тому +72

    As a half Bulgarian learning the language this video was perfect! Spot on about the culture, so cool that you live there
    I laughed out loud at the doctors hi-fiving because that is the most Bulgarian thing ever

  • @Stefma4All
    @Stefma4All 2 роки тому +53

    tip for slavic grammer everything that ends with an "a" is female (or male and female but very very rare) everything that ends with an "e" is middle gender and everything that ends with an any other letter is male its that simple

    • @vimtheprotogen2855
      @vimtheprotogen2855 2 роки тому +6

      With the exception of oan words, in which case it's often nueter regardless of the ending. At least that's what my Russian Russian teacher taught me.

    • @zephyrna6249
      @zephyrna6249 2 роки тому +2

      But how important is knowing gendered words? Why do they exist? In Hungary we don't even define gender when discussing an individual. As in, we have no "he" or "her". Its just a non plural "they"

    • @CloudOfBlazE
      @CloudOfBlazE 2 роки тому +9

      @@zephyrna6249 In Bulgaria they just happen to be a core element of the language. Once you know the structure of the Bulgarian language, you find the gendered words helpful in putting some order in the vast vocabulary.

    • @amonickerofprofoundpretention
      @amonickerofprofoundpretention 2 роки тому +4

      Uhhhhh.... Захар и сол.

    • @Stefma4All
      @Stefma4All 2 роки тому +4

      @@amonickerofprofoundpretention i meant i general there are some exceptions

  • @Studio-7V
    @Studio-7V 2 роки тому +21

    Радвам се искрено, че си намерил каквото търсиш в България, костенурке. Да ти се връщат милите думи ❤️

  • @gamingmalarkey
    @gamingmalarkey 2 роки тому +91

    I laughed so much at so many points in this video
    I now want to learn Bulgarian

    • @Kalorag
      @Kalorag 2 роки тому +12

      Пожелавам ти успех :)

    • @borkogot5738
      @borkogot5738 2 роки тому +2

      @@Kalorag i az

    • @rotshepherd3817
      @rotshepherd3817 2 роки тому

      Не можеш 💀

    • @borkogot5738
      @borkogot5738 2 роки тому

      @@rotshepherd3817 що

    • @kiwifit620
      @kiwifit620 2 роки тому

      I wish you luck! Unfortunately, you'll need it

  • @kirilbulgariev
    @kirilbulgariev 2 роки тому +49

    The first time I saw the bottle of rakia and you said боза I was sure that you are here. Then all the other videos and I can't wait ot get your book. And maybe someday to meet you and hear how you speek Bulgarian и как псуваш. Радвам се, че тук ти харесва!

  • @rivcane4189
    @rivcane4189 2 роки тому +64

    It's kind a beautiful, that when vyou are Slavic, you basically have ability to understand every Slavic language without actually learning it. Pozdrowienia z Polski!

    • @azuregriffin1116
      @azuregriffin1116 2 роки тому +7

      I love Slavs because they use English in a very recognisable way lmao, it's adorable

    • @Vordigon1
      @Vordigon1 2 роки тому +4

      Except romanians since they chose to be the france of eastern europe

    • @telecorpse1957
      @telecorpse1957 2 роки тому +2

      @@azuregriffin1116 Could you describe it? Is there something Slavic about this comment that I don't know? :)

    • @azuregriffin1116
      @azuregriffin1116 2 роки тому +9

      @@telecorpse1957 Slavic languages don't have "the" or "a", except occasionally as very specific qualifiers, more analogous to "that" and "one" in English, so the omission and misuse of them is typically from a Slavic person.

    • @telecorpse1957
      @telecorpse1957 2 роки тому +2

      @@azuregriffin1116 Yeah, that makes sense. Each time after writing anything in English I have that sense of confusion whether I have used the articles correctly.

  • @alexanderdemerdzhiev2957
    @alexanderdemerdzhiev2957 2 роки тому +213

    Браво, пичага! Ти направи по-добра реклама на България, отколкото министерството на туризма някога би могло.

    • @user-ty2ry2sk2w
      @user-ty2ry2sk2w Рік тому +4

      трябва да го наемат. с висока заплата

    • @germanafonin251
      @germanafonin251 Рік тому

      Hello! What exactly did he say to the cashier?

    • @furnaceheadgames9001
      @furnaceheadgames9001 Рік тому

      I agree ,if Google translate is working correctly

    • @selo5124
      @selo5124 Рік тому +1

      @@germanafonin251 Ти прост ли си бе?

    • @argir5849
      @argir5849 5 місяців тому

      @@germanafonin251 "Are you dumb?" but it can't be translated perfectly. In English it could be something like "Are you fucking retarded/stupid, man?!"

  • @soursam1515
    @soursam1515 2 роки тому +9

    I just rewatched this and I just realized that it just stays on this single picture the entire time, your story telling was so vivid that I actually mistook my imagination of the events as the actual video.

  • @MG-zr7qy
    @MG-zr7qy 2 роки тому +14

    As a balkan man living in Germany i appreciate you more than you will ever know

  • @dementos_bg
    @dementos_bg 2 роки тому +35

    When are you going to make a group meeting for fans here in Bulgaria 😩

  • @theREALchriszito
    @theREALchriszito 2 роки тому +14

    "...made a bong from a mop bucket and a lemonade"
    Stoner Translation: we made a gravity bong

  • @r_rumenov
    @r_rumenov Рік тому +3

    Aw, you just made my Bulgarian heart melt. You must know by now how we Bulgarians are, all ears when somebody talks about our country in public, making us feel noticed and relevant. Although I've long moved past the overly-patriotic sentiments of my teenage years, it still tickles me on the inside when I hear things like that. Cheers mate, благодаря и довиждане ;)
    FIY, Valya Balkanska is still very much alive and kicking, gloriously 81 years old.

  • @bobatea2845
    @bobatea2845 2 роки тому +71

    man if this man doesn't/t know how to make a moving piece of art i don't know who can

    • @samrangdale8971
      @samrangdale8971 2 роки тому +1

      Beethoven, Picasso, Hitchcock for starters

  • @CorvoFG
    @CorvoFG 2 роки тому +20

    Once told a friend going to Ibiza that “dame un beso” meant “I’d like a taxi” in Spanish.

    • @diogoalfaia3238
      @diogoalfaia3238 2 роки тому +1

      How did that went? XD

    • @CorvoFG
      @CorvoFG 2 роки тому +6

      @@diogoalfaia3238 I think he still gets a Christmas card from one particular taxi driver..

    • @diogoalfaia3238
      @diogoalfaia3238 2 роки тому +4

      @@CorvoFGWell, that sounds like a win to me
      If he ever goes to Portugal, ask me for some lines xD

    • @haemmer
      @haemmer 2 роки тому +1

      JAJAJAJAJAJA

  • @cracoviateam
    @cracoviateam 2 роки тому +32

    Everyone: Depression turtle, Galaxy turtle, existencial crisis turtle
    Me: Tortoise with the words

  • @jakemaxwell7418
    @jakemaxwell7418 Рік тому +8

    Dude , as a Romanian i can say that Bulgaria is one of the beat cultures i've experienced . We , Romanians and Bulgarians will always be brothers of some sorts . I don't know how to explain that .

  • @krispetrov9378
    @krispetrov9378 2 роки тому +21

    wow your accent when speaking bulgarian is unique to say at the very least

  • @pocopoco2347
    @pocopoco2347 2 роки тому +34

    Never knew you spent time in Taiwan, from a life long Taiwanese viewer

  • @rubenskiii
    @rubenskiii Рік тому +1

    Me and my friend went to Bulgaria, climbed up a beautiful mountain when it started raining. As if touched by magic black and yellow salamanders started to appear everywhere, as if they came from within the old mountain. It was a sight of such intense beauty. When we in the evening went into town, and got into conversation about it one Bulgarian said with in his eyes a sparkle of pride, being adored by our amazement with what's basically his backyard and deep-rooted understanding of where he lived looked over at where the mountain was, not visible by being seen but being seen because of the lack of stars in the sky in the shape of a mountain. He looked and smiled, turned back at us and said with a playful seriousness:
    _"Ah yes, because of the rain."_
    This man was listening to a technoset by Gabriella Vergilov and he brought his dog, his wife and little daughter. The athmosphere was peaceful and lifely, calm but energetic.
    I felt completely at peace, at ease, at home.

  • @thelandofmint
    @thelandofmint Рік тому +2

    Beautiful ode to the country you chose to call home. I too wanted to move to Bulgaria but somehow ended up in bella Italia, the land of beauty. I😍💚

  • @TravisGilbert
    @TravisGilbert 2 роки тому +33

    An upload from you is exactly what I need

  • @altanbalkan7423
    @altanbalkan7423 2 роки тому +21

    bulgaria sounds like a cool place tell more stories from there.

  • @user-cw3lx8uj6f
    @user-cw3lx8uj6f 2 роки тому +13

    I'll never get tired of hearing my favorite youtuber talk about his endeavors in my native lands it's so entertaining to hear about bulgaria from an outsider, now insider's veiw point

  • @sallylauper8222
    @sallylauper8222 2 роки тому +2

    I imagine in the near future, thousands of impressionable young Bulgarians walking around going "Well, that was a fuck up, wasn't it?"

  • @lokomotiv5492
    @lokomotiv5492 Рік тому +8

    Благодаря, че си научил нашия език. Любов от България ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @hankookofthewest
    @hankookofthewest 2 роки тому +10

    God everything this man says i am in love...i want to learn Bulgarian now

  • @Boppy00
    @Boppy00 2 роки тому +1

    I gotta say though, there's quite a lot of Bulgarians that watch your videos and we all fall in love with the existential turtle sooner or later. Поздрави!

  • @justauser1881
    @justauser1881 2 роки тому +7

    Thank you. Thank you so much for your kind words with which you have described my homeland.
    As a student looking at the political situation we have, I was really looking forewared on getting out of here to a more civilaised country such as Britain. And I just find it mind boggling when I see a foreigner from such a developed country to show interest in the customs and culture of our not so well known land, and to go as far as to say that he feels Balkan here. (you can add the fact that your videos are a huge inspiration and comfort for me, you just touched my heart whit this one.)
    I Am still determined to study abroad, but now if asked about my roots, I will proudly look the other person in the eye while answering.
    Поздрави от България! Не забравяй да даваш рибки на котката!

  • @paramaatma1015
    @paramaatma1015 2 роки тому +8

    That settles it, I'm traveling to Bulgaria. Also, I don't know if you're going to ever see this comment I just want to say I listened to your podcast "Catastrotivity" on sound cloud. I listened to all 6 parts of it, I love you man, you've given me a certain push or inspiration to pursue creating something fucking cool. I discovered your channel not so long ago but you've become a part of my daily routine now. I'm from India, and we're still going through the fucking you-know-what flu and we're still under lockdown. You made my lockdown less suicidal and more eh let's fall in love. Thank you so much

  • @luvvlav
    @luvvlav 2 роки тому +8

    As a Bulgarian gal this video filled me with joy. It was really wholesome, thank you :)

  • @lucacoccioli9244
    @lucacoccioli9244 2 роки тому +4

    When you said you understood you weren't British but Balkan, I like to hear stories like that from other people because I also have a somewhat confused relationship with nationality and I'm currently living as an expatriate in Scotland and still figuring it all out. Thank you for your channel.

  • @skells9943
    @skells9943 2 роки тому +34

    Yeah but did you ever figure out what the ceremonial dagger is used for

    • @corentincaspers8229
      @corentincaspers8229 2 роки тому +13

      Cutting onions probably

    • @epikk3000
      @epikk3000 2 роки тому

      As a turkish person a bible and a ceremonial dagger is the most un-turkish thing that i can think of

  • @MrAlexKeray
    @MrAlexKeray 2 роки тому +8

    This video made me feel so happy, I'm so glad that you loved Bulgaria.

  • @World-32
    @World-32 2 роки тому +6

    I expected a few language learning anecdotes, but it was honestly kind of touching. I'm not Bulgarian - Polish born and raised - and I haven't even been to the Balkans yet, but still, I'm glad that you found your place there. Slavic countries and their culture are hardly getting any positive recognition in Western media, so thank you for expressing your adoration to Bulgaria in this and other videos. When travel is safe again, I recommend visiting Poland, even briefly. It doesn't have that free-spirited southern vibe - and our language is even harder than Bulgarian, haha - but I believe you'll find something to your liking here. Have a nice day, Turtle Man! :D

  • @turtleman5585
    @turtleman5585 2 роки тому +9

    I just spent the whole day watching all of exub1a’s videos for the billionth time and just noticed this new video - I am incredibly happy.

  • @andreymontag
    @andreymontag 2 роки тому +10

    It's interesting for me, since there's this mindset implanted in every Russian that everywhere where the language is remotely similar to Russian, it's just russians with different hats living there.
    And your perspective of Bulgaria makes it look like something with a culture of its own, thought of which really didn't cross my mind before

    • @Kornchipzzz
      @Kornchipzzz 2 роки тому +4

      Considering Cyrillic was created in Bulgaria, we usually view Russians the same way hahah

  • @ayakoonishi1121
    @ayakoonishi1121 2 роки тому +9

    As a Bulgarian, I cannot even describe how happy I am to see someone taking such deep interest in our country! Сърдечно благодаря за това видео и за цялата Ви любов към страната ни! Вие сте един истински българин! Much love, dear Exurb1a, and keep up the amazing work! ❤️

    • @ColeyPatroley
      @ColeyPatroley 2 роки тому

      May I ask if you could translate what he said at the end?

    • @ayakoonishi1121
      @ayakoonishi1121 2 роки тому

      @@ColeyPatroley He said “Благодаря и довиждане” which means “Thank you and goodbye”, if that’s what you’re asking for.

  • @Ursanator_
    @Ursanator_ 2 роки тому +4

    I love Bulgaria more than anything and even though i am in America now, it will always be a big part of me. I will return soon. I cant wait. I love the way you concluded the video. This was beautiful. България те обича и теб. България над всичко.

  • @slavislavkov
    @slavislavkov 10 місяців тому +1

    I went from laughing out loud to almost crying while listening to this. Cheers, man! You are always welcome back to Bulgaria!

  • @detelinastoykova-asenov8595
    @detelinastoykova-asenov8595 Рік тому +1

    Благодаря! 😢I laughed, but I also cried at the end with your heartfelt declaration that you’re a Balkan, and that Bulgaria is your home.. I’m Bulgarian and away from home and really know what you mean about the magic of Bulgaria. I feel the nostalgia literary in my cells..

  • @frantisekhajek6775
    @frantisekhajek6775 2 роки тому +6

    I am happy you embraced the Slavic way of being honest.

  • @BernardTheMandeville
    @BernardTheMandeville 2 роки тому +6

    Beautiful timing with this video, I just arrived in Burgas today and I'll be working in this amazing country for the coming two months!

  • @randmeyer8719
    @randmeyer8719 2 роки тому +3

    You know, I really like these more intimate conversation-type videos from time to time. Existential crisis is fun, but it’s nice to have a sit down with the Depression Turtle

  • @stefanmirev8873
    @stefanmirev8873 2 роки тому +42

    Being a native bulgarian speaker makes it so that it's way easier to learn other languages since you started from the hard stuff. Western European languages are relatively easy to learn for most of us (at least as far as I've seen/heard)

    • @daca8395
      @daca8395 2 роки тому +7

      Untill you decide to learn Icelandic or Irish...

    • @thequantumcat184
      @thequantumcat184 2 роки тому +4

      Or Basque

    • @tudi6964
      @tudi6964 2 роки тому

      Boone was bulgarian i knew it

    • @stefanmirev8873
      @stefanmirev8873 2 роки тому

      @@tudi6964 that’s why he’s so edgy and badass

    • @tudi6964
      @tudi6964 2 роки тому

      @@stefanmirev8873 thank god im a quarter bulgarian then lol

  • @soapmcsoaperson
    @soapmcsoaperson 2 роки тому +39

    I'm glad to hear that opinion about the British. As a Frenchman living in the UK, you guys are much, much friendlier, but at the same time less honest and more two-faced at times. Was it not just my imagination, then?

    • @corentincaspers8229
      @corentincaspers8229 2 роки тому +2

      On est d'accord, ça a l'air cliché, jusqu'à ce que tu te rendes compte que non.
      J'ai rencontré un écossais, on était juste des connaissances, et je lui ai jamais vraiment parlé, et le nombre de choses qu'il m'a sorti en étant bourré, révélant sa véritable opinion de moi, j'étais sidéré. Surtout quand je l'ai vu repartir et agir de manière "amicale" avec moi après ça.

    • @paulross225
      @paulross225 2 роки тому +1

      Not so much two faced, but rather not wishing to unnecessarily cause offence. We like to keep our powder dry untill we can let somebody have it with both barrels - if and when the need ( opportunity?) arises.

    • @yomo9781
      @yomo9781 2 роки тому +1

      Fam we are simultaneously the kindest and rudest people on the planet, all of us are bipolar

    • @soapmcsoaperson
      @soapmcsoaperson 2 роки тому

      @@paulross225 That's not a bad mindset, to be honest, although I'm not a fan. I should also say that in my opinion, we French tend to not be friendly simply because we can't even be fucked to be that polite, which usually leaves both parties about as grumpy as they were before their interaction - so I'm not just taking shots at you guys and smugly say we got social interactions right ourselves

    • @soapmcsoaperson
      @soapmcsoaperson 2 роки тому

      @@yomo9781 I've experienced both good and bad, but for the good I'm still amazed when cashiers are cheerful with me and wish me a lovely day and whatnot, that shit's amazing to me. Since I have no idea how to process friendliness from strangers I usually just throw smoke bombs and run the fuck out

  • @sstxixo3975
    @sstxixo3975 2 роки тому +8

    I'm Bulgarian and it's so sweet that he is learning my language AND culture. Entertaining, heart-warming, his confession made me tear up
    Best of luck to anyone struggling at learning something new. It is never easy but I promise the fulfillment is worth it.
    Lots of love ❤

  • @hyper847
    @hyper847 2 роки тому +2

    i am a croat and understood most of what you said in bulgarian. hearing you say you love the balkans was also nice to hear

  • @Flipster230
    @Flipster230 2 роки тому +3

    When you mentioned what you said to the cashier, I swear to god I got heart palpitations, like that amount of second hand embarrassment is actually fatal

  • @maximus4375
    @maximus4375 2 роки тому +14

    Imagine if Exurb1a worked at a bureau of tourism of something

    • @a.s.9145
      @a.s.9145 2 роки тому +2

      Of Arstozka? (Papers, Please!)

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 2 роки тому

      He gets demonitized a lot so maybe lol

  • @pat3316
    @pat3316 2 роки тому +10

    God your videos always seem to come out right when you need one most

  • @edgeeffect
    @edgeeffect 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for giving me a title for for "Valya Balkanska : Izlel je Delyo haydutin" ... now I can finally search for "that cool song from Cosmos".

  • @trayanhristov
    @trayanhristov 2 роки тому +2

    You made me cry at the end, such a powerful message. I'm so happy you're well here and found yourself!

  • @lucasfc4587
    @lucasfc4587 2 роки тому +3

    Beep boop I was very impressed with how connected and deep one can be in front of differences in being human, thanks for the mesmerizing video or, better stated, story told in a circle of friends.
    Conversation in the internet seems awkward after a lot of videos stating how we are mostly 2nd hand viewers, but not that it would make much sense for you, the reader, whoever you are

  • @mhmyup3952
    @mhmyup3952 2 роки тому +19

    Good shit turtle man. Love the better upload times

  • @martipk
    @martipk 2 роки тому +1

    Been a fan for a while and was always surprised when you’d randomly cuss out in Bulgarian or show irl shots of Bulgaria. Thank you for finally explaining your origin!
    “Ти прост ли си бе” had me dying I can just imagine the situation

  • @jibjabby9964
    @jibjabby9964 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you for all the stories.
    Sometimes they make me cry other times I smile but I always feel alive.

  • @lindaverduzco6475
    @lindaverduzco6475 2 роки тому +6

    This is what I needed. Thank you for uploading.

  • @pandapajamas
    @pandapajamas 2 роки тому +4

    Bulgarian singing warms my soul

  • @ayeshterest
    @ayeshterest 2 роки тому +2

    You always make my day so much better when you upload, thank you for all the work you put into your videos!

  • @the_linguist_ll
    @the_linguist_ll 2 роки тому +2

    Hell yeah! Learning about / learning languages will always be my favorite thing in the world, and is always an insane experience from beginning to end. Yes there will be times you mess up, but there will always be a next 'eureka' moment when you realize how far you came in learning the language.
    Who knows where I'll be with Nivaclé this time next year.

  • @shrek_has_swag2344
    @shrek_has_swag2344 2 роки тому +6

    Glad to see you back

  • @philurbaniak1811
    @philurbaniak1811 2 роки тому +5

    Absolutely exquisite mate 👍

  • @Resoluti0n
    @Resoluti0n 20 днів тому

    thank you for this video, and describing the beautiful humility of language learning that made me start my own journey :)

  • @nickolias7292
    @nickolias7292 2 роки тому +1

    This felt like some insanely heartfelt storytelling. One of your most touching videos.