I have no idea how this happens, but every time I'm bored and just browse yt, In the exact moment a fresh video posted on this channel not a minute before pops up in my recs and I love it. Good work bro
At the Ballina RSL having dinner with my girlfriend and her workmate. Food comes out he drops his head and I thought he's a Christian and is saying grace. Nah he's on Grindr hooking up with a dude in Byron Bay. He didn't stay for dessert....
19 year old bloke on grindr here (not the vomit guy just… ew) yeah I can GUARANTEE you that about 60% of those messages are sent by people over 55 and 20% of them are sent by guys who really should not be allowed to roam the streets.
Funny how teens assume anyone over a certain age is automatically old or a creep when 90% of people won’t be a teen. I kinda feel sorry for them, they have to make the first contact as people just ignore them I find the worst ones are the teens 20somethings who ask the most bizarre perverse questions
honestly surprised by the lack of entitled people and yeah people insulting you and then messaging you later is a common thing. Ive had a dude insult me and make fun of me on multiple different occasions over the last year but he still keeps hitting me after a while like what is even going on in his head to think id meet him after all that
I’ve had that too, I think they genuinely forget who they’ve been talking to and speak to everyone like that. I told one he was six months later and he said he deletes messages every week, so that shows how crap they are with short memories, a bit sociopathic
To be fair, I met my partner on Grindr, and I've never clicked with someone so well in my entire life. Not everyone there is a mindless sex zombie or maniac fortunately
Dan Randall U r 100% right I been on every gay app for 10 on and off I think it was a waste of time but I had some stalk me at work so what I do is I go on different areas or state or overseas just to chat only
Grindr... Something we used to use after work everyday to help wind down, in conjunction getting full stage hatchet final killcams on COD BO1.. Other worthy mentions include scraping it, or using the lid as a bowl...
My favorite things I see on profiles on Grindr. “I’m extremely picky.” “Come Correct.” “Don’t be weird.” I also like getting blocked just for looking at a profile.
Lesbian dating apps are also pretty hookup-y, so I think this is more that the people lack straight stereotypes (e.g. constantly imagine a fantasy specific future unprompted, men cannot understand women as well as their social intelligence would usually allow them, etc.). Rather than because everyone is a man. Lesbian dating apps often have friendship modes. Though, I think that would be pretty popular on Grindr, due to how many men find having a friendship 🤝 connection hot ❤🔥.
If you think Grindr is bad try recon. Also had a guy tell me while he was hooking up with my housemate he was thinking of how hot I was (he saw me in the lounge room as he was passing through) and wanted to stop by my room before he left. Declined his offer and sent the screenshots to my housemate immediately lmao.
I was Grindr at 11am and i saw a pic of a person on motorbike i said i like Ur pic he said i wasnt his type but we spoke for 4 hrs than the next day he went off a month later he come back on said hi than went back off
I used Grindr to track my mate overseas.. 10570km away, he's in London. 4641km = Bali. We weren't doing it or anything. Just a handy way to find out where he was! PS. Your stalker would have used triangulation to work out addresses. Look it up. Clever man!
@@ozgruntsyd4281 I thought about triangulation. Theoretically you could use triangulation to find people even with their location hidden as well, it would just be realllyyy time consuming.
@@ozgruntsyd4281 hah, my friend's friend had experienced the stalking. the stalker was actually in the same grade as me in high school, i work at a phone shop and he actually came in one day with his mom to change his phone number cause he was getting 'harassed'
My husband and I play a game with grindr. We get bored and download it and whoever gets an unsolicited asshole pic first is the winner. The last time we played it took about an hour and I won!
Jordan I think you should check out Panic. You are the spitting image of a handsome Aussie who was the victim of the Bondi Bashers! Maybe as an American I confuse all you Aussies but not really I mean Bindi, Mel G, I guess a Hemsworth 😂
Jordan, a handsome young man like you should not be on Grindr or any other gay “dating” (hookup) apps or websites - as an older Irish gay man in the U.K. 23 years myself, I make a point of never using such apps even before the Stephen Port Grindr gay murders here in the U.K. some years ago 🇮🇪☘️🇬🇧😍
I can confirm that these are not only the mildest of interactions on Grindr, but are actually the norm
Grindr, hardly know her baaaaaaaaahahahahha
him**
@@darealsherlock8026they/them
@@darealsherlock8026 they/them
"haggling over dong" -- I am dead, fucking dead 🤣💀
That was a good one
Where are the warhammer 40k videos
I think you like warhammer
Chads don't cover cuckhammer anymore 😂
@@ruthlessambassadorofthecat9211 whaaaat. what makes you think that?
Exactly my thoughts. I need a jordies breakdown of some lore
True
Truly you have only scraped a millimetre of the visible surface of the iceberg that is gay app hell lol
Not even the surface just the snow on top
I vote for round 2
2:53 best response because 99% of 'small talk' on Grindr go exactly like this ^^
I raise you, Jordan: Ashley Madison
johnlovestolick waits
bruz
i raise u @liamh2001 fetlife
How is that a raise?
Think grindr is worse
Wait that's still a thing? I thought they went under after the hacking x
God I love Grindr. The amount of dumb shit I've done/experienced from that app and I regret none of it. Never change men!
It's like another world where everybody is 80% more no bullshit, for the better or worse
Elaborate
I have no idea how this happens, but every time I'm bored and just browse yt, In the exact moment a fresh video posted on this channel not a minute before pops up in my recs and I love it. Good work bro
At the Ballina RSL having dinner with my girlfriend and her workmate. Food comes out he drops his head and I thought he's a Christian and is saying grace. Nah he's on Grindr hooking up with a dude in Byron Bay. He didn't stay for dessert....
Good for him 😂
Lucky him
😂😂😂
19 year old bloke on grindr here (not the vomit guy just… ew) yeah I can GUARANTEE you that about 60% of those messages are sent by people over 55 and 20% of them are sent by guys who really should not be allowed to roam the streets.
I've had to stop using grindr due to how violent the responses I get from guys when I say no
"Glutentag" is just such a great salutation, and "glutentag1469" is even better. Well done.
Grindr really let's you see deep into the depravity of humans
What? How can you guarantee that?
Funny how teens assume anyone over a certain age is automatically old or a creep when 90% of people won’t be a teen.
I kinda feel sorry for them, they have to make the first contact as people just ignore them
I find the worst ones are the teens 20somethings who ask the most bizarre perverse questions
I’m glad he finally learned to accept himself and downloaded Grindr.
2:30 is peak grindr
Yep 😂😂😂
I mean i dont think anyone that has ever been on Grindr will argue that it would make tinder more than just blush 😂
honestly surprised by the lack of entitled people and yeah people insulting you and then messaging you later is a common thing. Ive had a dude insult me and make fun of me on multiple different occasions over the last year but he still keeps hitting me after a while like what is even going on in his head to think id meet him after all that
I use to get that a lot - often or not, they end up messaging you back after they get rejected by dudes who dont wanna fuck em, the irony
I’ve had that too, I think they genuinely forget who they’ve been talking to and speak to everyone like that.
I told one he was six months later and he said he deletes messages every week, so that shows how crap they are with short memories, a bit sociopathic
I feel so sorry for men that have to deal with men
Why lol
@@Bejeodiehrubridjehfoekdjriwknr they are smelly
At least we don't have to deal with women 🤢
I feel sorry for men that have to deal with women.
Jordan doing Grindr lmaooo hilarious
Omfg, he should create a profile and post the results!
I met my bf on grindr. God knows how
It's probably because you're named after the best tank of WWII.
I met my first bf in a sauna. The pre-Grindr version of Grindr.
@@lobsypobsy😂
As a gay guy, this is pretty watered down Grindr chats. Just saying 😂
If this is the watered down version, the real version must be as crazy as DOMINO'S WOY WOY!!!
To be fair, I met my partner on Grindr, and I've never clicked with someone so well in my entire life. Not everyone there is a mindless sex zombie or maniac fortunately
Yeah but those peeps are few and far between. I've also met someone cool on there but there has to be a better way to find great partners
Hahaha thanks for a much needed laugh!! I’ve been banned from Grindr for nearly two years now. This video reminds me I’m not missing out on much 😆
as an american this is a 4am delight
its so muh ebter that im so fucking huigh i laugh so much
I hope you found Aussie Grindr interesting.
Haggling over Dong - dead 😂😂😂
I had to rewind a few minutes because I was still DYING after "you're still haggling over DONG."
one of your grindr dates left his jacket at your place?
Dating apps are all dogshit
Yeah... Grindr ain't exactly a "dating" app 😅
Can be used but depending on the location its more a hookup platform
Dan Randall U r 100% right I been on every gay app for 10 on and off I think it was a waste of time but I had some stalk me at work so what I do is I go on different areas or state or overseas just to chat only
grindr is more of a serial monogamy app, in 30minute or longer stretches.
Yeah because people are dogshit. It's not the app's fault.
😂 trust me this was the more tame part of Grindr it gets much worse!
Facebook Dating. The walmart of dating apps. Just the profile pictures and bios that people make are terrible
When long Johnson was told he was lying he should have said
You caught me, my last name isnt johnson
Oh long Johnson... The Kiffness
Nothing will beat Grindr 😂
I'm telling you, these jokes were enough to get me outta a bad trip of thc gummies. This guy's humor is f#%king peak🐐🐐
The subreddit is well worth the visit - hilarious!
Just do grinder again lol
This was great, definitely curious what the bad ones were
Just check out /r/lolgrindr and look at the NSFW ones, you’ll have a field day
Nothing beats Grindr.
Squirt or scruff are worse versions of grindr. Esp squirt 😂
Grindr...
Something we used to use after work everyday to help wind down, in conjunction getting full stage hatchet final killcams on COD BO1.. Other worthy mentions include scraping it, or using the lid as a bowl...
Do sniffies next. It's like grindr but way way way way way worse. Way worse. Makes grindr look like a walk in the park.
the LA noire music in the long johnson one was a very tasteful reference
that was very clean for Ginder
Please can we have a patreon special of the non watered down version?
Grindr Round 2 - long yes
we need another girndrr one
My favorite things I see on profiles on Grindr.
“I’m extremely picky.”
“Come Correct.”
“Don’t be weird.”
I also like getting blocked just for looking at a profile.
I want a part 2, 3 and 4! Hahahaha.
“Wishing I made this up” I’ve seen that one before it turns out the other guy is in the same hospital and they find out they’re related
What’s that Jordies?
You’re in this for a Grindr double-header?
Such fun!
😂
TBH: you could do a whole series on this 😂😂😂
Always surprised to see a twin peaks reference. Half the time I forget it's a real show and not a fever dream I had
As someone on grindr, CAN CONFIRM
Thought one: nothings worse than Grindr
Thought too: although vampire freaks was a thing when I was a teenager
More of this please 😂
100% gotta do Facebook Marketplace
grinder round 2, wooo!
jeez I needed a good laugh before bed...this is cheap gold! the best. rotflmho
sniffies would be a good sequel to this video.
Grindr is tame when compared to Sniffies
Round 5 of grindr
Just do more Grindr.
Lesbian dating apps are also pretty hookup-y, so I think this is more that the people lack straight stereotypes (e.g. constantly imagine a fantasy specific future unprompted, men cannot understand women as well as their social intelligence would usually allow them, etc.). Rather than because everyone is a man.
Lesbian dating apps often have friendship modes. Though, I think that would be pretty popular on Grindr, due to how many men find having a friendship 🤝 connection hot ❤🔥.
are there any gigolo's in Vietnam using the brand 'Dong for dong'?
2:31 every woman has had this happen to her. It's just something men do 😂😂😂
That jacket is fantastic. Where did you get it?
More!
My god. Pandora’s box has been opened 😂😂
This is priceless
ROUND 2! ROUND 2!
FETLIFE
Where do I get that jacket at temu prices. Asking for an entrepreneur
Yeah, I don't think you can beat Grindr... I mean, this was already the "watered down version" 😂🤣
bro hit us with Howlr
Is that what it sounds like it is? 😂
no... not the furries please god nooooo
didnt that shutdown?
after looking into this, it shut down in favour of Barq (formerly known as FAPP 😂)
Duolicious will melt your brain
Fuck me I wish you could have done a no holes barred version, I have some amazing chats saved hahahaha
The video would have been taken off UA-cam LOL!
Also yes that comment where they don't wanna talk than hit you up. Happens all the time.
Top ten videos I can’t leave on my UA-cam watch history
If you think Grindr is bad try recon. Also had a guy tell me while he was hooking up with my housemate he was thinking of how hot I was (he saw me in the lounge room as he was passing through) and wanted to stop by my room before he left. Declined his offer and sent the screenshots to my housemate immediately lmao.
Jordan is his DL era 😝
7/10 no mentions of meth or meth plugs. I know a lesbian who used to get their meth from grindr dealers. Crazy qpp
Good to see you not shilling for the labor party anymore, might actually like a subscribe sometime soon
nah I'd prefer if you just fucked off and never watched me again
The Whisper app can be mental
Is that R Kelly doing on grinder😂😂😂😂
good god, what are you wearing? the partridge family bus?
You can't TOP that one
I'm always keen for a round 2 on grindr 😏
I was Grindr at 11am and i saw a pic of a person on motorbike i said i like Ur pic he said i wasnt his type but we spoke for 4 hrs than the next day he went off a month later he come back on said hi than went back off
WE NEED THE ROUND 2
our town has a Grindr stalker who would use the location feature of the app to try and track down his match’s addresses
I used Grindr to track my mate overseas.. 10570km away, he's in London. 4641km = Bali. We weren't doing it or anything. Just a handy way to find out where he was!
PS. Your stalker would have used triangulation to work out addresses. Look it up. Clever man!
As someone who lives in a small town with big blocks this is exactly why I leave location turned off lol.
@@ozgruntsyd4281 I thought about triangulation. Theoretically you could use triangulation to find people even with their location hidden as well, it would just be realllyyy time consuming.
@@ozgruntsyd4281 hah, my friend's friend had experienced the stalking. the stalker was actually in the same grade as me in high school, i work at a phone shop and he actually came in one day with his mom to change his phone number cause he was getting 'harassed'
My husband and I play a game with grindr. We get bored and download it and whoever gets an unsolicited asshole pic first is the winner. The last time we played it took about an hour and I won!
haha holy shit, worth a download to see what you can trawl up! hahaha
can confirm from tasmanian friends that the grindr cousin thing is very much a thing 😶
Can you please do a video like this on scruff, surge and Romeo ??
I dont know why I’m surprised Jordie isn’t a stranger to grindr
I tried it to get pot on a holiday, it was hilarious.
Jordan I think you should check out Panic. You are the spitting image of a handsome Aussie who was the victim of the Bondi Bashers! Maybe as an American I confuse all you Aussies but not really I mean Bindi, Mel G, I guess a Hemsworth 😂
Recon makes Grindr look vanilla
Jordan, a handsome young man like you should not be on Grindr or any other gay “dating” (hookup) apps or websites - as an older Irish gay man in the U.K. 23 years myself, I make a point of never using such apps even before the Stephen Port Grindr gay murders here in the U.K. some years ago 🇮🇪☘️🇬🇧😍
One of your best 😂
i was laughing so much that i got yelled at by my teacher :3