Grindr...my god.

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  • @BetterThanNothing123
    @BetterThanNothing123 8 місяців тому +186

    I can confirm that these are not only the mildest of interactions on Grindr, but are actually the norm

  • @proudnonbss
    @proudnonbss 8 місяців тому +339

    Grindr, hardly know her baaaaaaaaahahahahha

  • @TerryOCarroll
    @TerryOCarroll 8 місяців тому +127

    "haggling over dong" -- I am dead, fucking dead 🤣💀

    • @paladinkhan
      @paladinkhan 8 місяців тому +1

      That was a good one

  • @friendlyjordies-warhammer40k
    @friendlyjordies-warhammer40k 8 місяців тому +513

    Where are the warhammer 40k videos

  • @DanIsNotHome
    @DanIsNotHome 8 місяців тому +161

    Truly you have only scraped a millimetre of the visible surface of the iceberg that is gay app hell lol

    • @redwiltshire1816
      @redwiltshire1816 8 місяців тому +24

      Not even the surface just the snow on top

  • @SKYRIDGENIGERIANDWARFS
    @SKYRIDGENIGERIANDWARFS 8 місяців тому +147

    I vote for round 2

  • @Accesserised
    @Accesserised 8 місяців тому +25

    2:53 best response because 99% of 'small talk' on Grindr go exactly like this ^^

  • @liamh2001
    @liamh2001 8 місяців тому +190

    I raise you, Jordan: Ashley Madison

    • @hanaboskova
      @hanaboskova 8 місяців тому +34

      johnlovestolick waits

    • @TasmanianHillBilly
      @TasmanianHillBilly 8 місяців тому +6

      bruz

    • @rhysjones8203
      @rhysjones8203 8 місяців тому +7

      i raise u @liamh2001 fetlife

    • @starvin666
      @starvin666 8 місяців тому +2

      How is that a raise?
      Think grindr is worse

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej 8 місяців тому

      Wait that's still a thing? I thought they went under after the hacking x

  • @austriker1016
    @austriker1016 8 місяців тому +75

    God I love Grindr. The amount of dumb shit I've done/experienced from that app and I regret none of it. Never change men!

    • @alilweeb7684
      @alilweeb7684 8 місяців тому +9

      It's like another world where everybody is 80% more no bullshit, for the better or worse

    • @devilsfavorite999
      @devilsfavorite999 3 місяці тому +2

      Elaborate

  • @Apollyon-OES
    @Apollyon-OES 8 місяців тому +52

    I have no idea how this happens, but every time I'm bored and just browse yt, In the exact moment a fresh video posted on this channel not a minute before pops up in my recs and I love it. Good work bro

  • @Bikerman2022
    @Bikerman2022 8 місяців тому +81

    At the Ballina RSL having dinner with my girlfriend and her workmate. Food comes out he drops his head and I thought he's a Christian and is saying grace. Nah he's on Grindr hooking up with a dude in Byron Bay. He didn't stay for dessert....

  • @vladimirglutentag1469
    @vladimirglutentag1469 8 місяців тому +40

    19 year old bloke on grindr here (not the vomit guy just… ew) yeah I can GUARANTEE you that about 60% of those messages are sent by people over 55 and 20% of them are sent by guys who really should not be allowed to roam the streets.

    • @calvin1228
      @calvin1228 8 місяців тому +7

      I've had to stop using grindr due to how violent the responses I get from guys when I say no

    • @a1n9d6y3
      @a1n9d6y3 7 місяців тому

      "Glutentag" is just such a great salutation, and "glutentag1469" is even better. Well done.

    • @Muhluri
      @Muhluri 4 місяці тому

      Grindr really let's you see deep into the depravity of humans

    • @craigferris1
      @craigferris1 4 місяці тому

      What? How can you guarantee that?

    • @TayWoode
      @TayWoode 3 місяці тому +1

      Funny how teens assume anyone over a certain age is automatically old or a creep when 90% of people won’t be a teen.
      I kinda feel sorry for them, they have to make the first contact as people just ignore them
      I find the worst ones are the teens 20somethings who ask the most bizarre perverse questions

  • @Jalex92
    @Jalex92 8 місяців тому +9

    I’m glad he finally learned to accept himself and downloaded Grindr.

  • @andrewguthrie8979
    @andrewguthrie8979 8 місяців тому +40

    2:30 is peak grindr

    • @crazyham
      @crazyham 8 місяців тому

      Yep 😂😂😂

  • @Hurricayne92
    @Hurricayne92 8 місяців тому +26

    I mean i dont think anyone that has ever been on Grindr will argue that it would make tinder more than just blush 😂

  • @zainanwar9281
    @zainanwar9281 8 місяців тому +13

    honestly surprised by the lack of entitled people and yeah people insulting you and then messaging you later is a common thing. Ive had a dude insult me and make fun of me on multiple different occasions over the last year but he still keeps hitting me after a while like what is even going on in his head to think id meet him after all that

    • @calvin1228
      @calvin1228 8 місяців тому +6

      I use to get that a lot - often or not, they end up messaging you back after they get rejected by dudes who dont wanna fuck em, the irony

    • @TayWoode
      @TayWoode 3 місяці тому +2

      I’ve had that too, I think they genuinely forget who they’ve been talking to and speak to everyone like that.
      I told one he was six months later and he said he deletes messages every week, so that shows how crap they are with short memories, a bit sociopathic

  • @MinnieMakeup_
    @MinnieMakeup_ 8 місяців тому +48

    I feel so sorry for men that have to deal with men

  • @spiritninja5757
    @spiritninja5757 8 місяців тому +17

    Jordan doing Grindr lmaooo hilarious

    • @shanemorris3554
      @shanemorris3554 8 місяців тому

      Omfg, he should create a profile and post the results!

  • @bobsemple07
    @bobsemple07 8 місяців тому +32

    I met my bf on grindr. God knows how

    • @lobsypobsy
      @lobsypobsy 8 місяців тому +11

      It's probably because you're named after the best tank of WWII.

    • @ozgruntsyd4281
      @ozgruntsyd4281 8 місяців тому +11

      I met my first bf in a sauna. The pre-Grindr version of Grindr.

    • @The_Black_Caps
      @The_Black_Caps 2 місяці тому

      ​@@lobsypobsy😂

  • @Megabean
    @Megabean 8 місяців тому +32

    As a gay guy, this is pretty watered down Grindr chats. Just saying 😂

  • @PedroChuVPS
    @PedroChuVPS 8 місяців тому +4

    If this is the watered down version, the real version must be as crazy as DOMINO'S WOY WOY!!!

  • @Sammy_Chouchou
    @Sammy_Chouchou 8 місяців тому +20

    To be fair, I met my partner on Grindr, and I've never clicked with someone so well in my entire life. Not everyone there is a mindless sex zombie or maniac fortunately

    • @Muhluri
      @Muhluri 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah but those peeps are few and far between. I've also met someone cool on there but there has to be a better way to find great partners

  • @markwilson1192
    @markwilson1192 8 місяців тому +1

    Hahaha thanks for a much needed laugh!! I’ve been banned from Grindr for nearly two years now. This video reminds me I’m not missing out on much 😆

  • @hollyhelsing522
    @hollyhelsing522 8 місяців тому +38

    as an american this is a 4am delight

    • @crimatechromee804
      @crimatechromee804 8 місяців тому

      its so muh ebter that im so fucking huigh i laugh so much

    • @ThatScootFanboy
      @ThatScootFanboy 8 місяців тому

      I hope you found Aussie Grindr interesting.

  • @OfficialAshArcher
    @OfficialAshArcher 8 місяців тому +4

    Haggling over Dong - dead 😂😂😂

  • @ivanwilliams7413
    @ivanwilliams7413 5 місяців тому +1

    I had to rewind a few minutes because I was still DYING after "you're still haggling over DONG."

  • @marklar75
    @marklar75 8 місяців тому +15

    one of your grindr dates left his jacket at your place?

  • @danrandlehandle
    @danrandlehandle 8 місяців тому +35

    Dating apps are all dogshit

    • @товарищгеккон
      @товарищгеккон 8 місяців тому +16

      Yeah... Grindr ain't exactly a "dating" app 😅

    • @dominicwehrmann8515
      @dominicwehrmann8515 8 місяців тому +6

      Can be used but depending on the location its more a hookup platform

    • @friendship9904
      @friendship9904 8 місяців тому +3

      Dan Randall U r 100% right I been on every gay app for 10 on and off I think it was a waste of time but I had some stalk me at work so what I do is I go on different areas or state or overseas just to chat only

    • @JamesFisk1970
      @JamesFisk1970 8 місяців тому

      grindr is more of a serial monogamy app, in 30minute or longer stretches.

    • @crazycarl00
      @crazycarl00 Місяць тому

      Yeah because people are dogshit. It's not the app's fault.

  • @corey6722
    @corey6722 7 місяців тому +1

    😂 trust me this was the more tame part of Grindr it gets much worse!

  • @necrovarius225
    @necrovarius225 8 місяців тому +12

    Facebook Dating. The walmart of dating apps. Just the profile pictures and bios that people make are terrible

  • @allsweatnobanter8938
    @allsweatnobanter8938 8 місяців тому +21

    When long Johnson was told he was lying he should have said
    You caught me, my last name isnt johnson

    • @aalhard
      @aalhard 8 місяців тому

      Oh long Johnson... The Kiffness

  • @Hamilton1190
    @Hamilton1190 4 місяці тому +1

    Nothing will beat Grindr 😂

  • @r.s.fletcher7066
    @r.s.fletcher7066 Місяць тому +1

    I'm telling you, these jokes were enough to get me outta a bad trip of thc gummies. This guy's humor is f#%king peak🐐🐐

  • @takeiteasy3525
    @takeiteasy3525 8 місяців тому

    The subreddit is well worth the visit - hilarious!

  • @zeveris913
    @zeveris913 8 місяців тому +3

    Just do grinder again lol
    This was great, definitely curious what the bad ones were

    • @eighthplace8
      @eighthplace8 8 місяців тому

      Just check out /r/lolgrindr and look at the NSFW ones, you’ll have a field day

  • @beastamer1990s
    @beastamer1990s 8 місяців тому +3

    Nothing beats Grindr.

  • @chaoticneutraldan9417
    @chaoticneutraldan9417 8 місяців тому +2

    Squirt or scruff are worse versions of grindr. Esp squirt 😂

  • @Andrew.Brett.Alexander
    @Andrew.Brett.Alexander 8 місяців тому

    Grindr...
    Something we used to use after work everyday to help wind down, in conjunction getting full stage hatchet final killcams on COD BO1.. Other worthy mentions include scraping it, or using the lid as a bowl...

  • @Stinky_Fist_The_Black_Dragon
    @Stinky_Fist_The_Black_Dragon 7 місяців тому +2

    Do sniffies next. It's like grindr but way way way way way worse. Way worse. Makes grindr look like a walk in the park.

  • @angusstraford6395
    @angusstraford6395 8 місяців тому +2

    the LA noire music in the long johnson one was a very tasteful reference

  • @mnmccloskey
    @mnmccloskey 8 місяців тому +1

    that was very clean for Ginder

  • @arbitraryidentifier8760
    @arbitraryidentifier8760 8 місяців тому +1

    Please can we have a patreon special of the non watered down version?

  • @thenetworkjjarons-sn5xp
    @thenetworkjjarons-sn5xp 8 місяців тому +2

    Grindr Round 2 - long yes

  • @Charliedmello2001
    @Charliedmello2001 8 місяців тому +6

    we need another girndrr one

  • @NorthStarOhio1
    @NorthStarOhio1 3 місяці тому

    My favorite things I see on profiles on Grindr.
    “I’m extremely picky.”
    “Come Correct.”
    “Don’t be weird.”
    I also like getting blocked just for looking at a profile.

  • @1Robertmixon
    @1Robertmixon 8 місяців тому +1

    I want a part 2, 3 and 4! Hahahaha.

  • @DrunkButcher
    @DrunkButcher 3 місяці тому

    “Wishing I made this up” I’ve seen that one before it turns out the other guy is in the same hospital and they find out they’re related

  • @weedfreer
    @weedfreer 8 місяців тому +1

    What’s that Jordies?
    You’re in this for a Grindr double-header?
    Such fun!
    😂

  • @markwilson1192
    @markwilson1192 8 місяців тому +1

    TBH: you could do a whole series on this 😂😂😂

  • @HugoShubert-g6h
    @HugoShubert-g6h 2 місяці тому

    Always surprised to see a twin peaks reference. Half the time I forget it's a real show and not a fever dream I had

  • @14witchhat41
    @14witchhat41 8 місяців тому +7

    As someone on grindr, CAN CONFIRM

  • @sheridansometimes
    @sheridansometimes 8 місяців тому +1

    Thought one: nothings worse than Grindr
    Thought too: although vampire freaks was a thing when I was a teenager

  • @Pixelated-Pig
    @Pixelated-Pig 8 місяців тому

    More of this please 😂

  • @TheHardTruth1
    @TheHardTruth1 8 місяців тому +9

    100% gotta do Facebook Marketplace

  • @abe-danger
    @abe-danger 8 місяців тому +1

    grinder round 2, wooo!

  • @roxannlegg750
    @roxannlegg750 8 місяців тому

    jeez I needed a good laugh before bed...this is cheap gold! the best. rotflmho

  • @lilpenn7516
    @lilpenn7516 8 місяців тому +3

    sniffies would be a good sequel to this video.

  • @100unt
    @100unt 8 місяців тому +1

    Grindr is tame when compared to Sniffies

  • @silverstitch28
    @silverstitch28 8 місяців тому +2

    Round 5 of grindr

  • @DJignyte
    @DJignyte 8 місяців тому +4

    Just do more Grindr.

  • @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana
    @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana 8 місяців тому +1

    Lesbian dating apps are also pretty hookup-y, so I think this is more that the people lack straight stereotypes (e.g. constantly imagine a fantasy specific future unprompted, men cannot understand women as well as their social intelligence would usually allow them, etc.). Rather than because everyone is a man.
    Lesbian dating apps often have friendship modes. Though, I think that would be pretty popular on Grindr, due to how many men find having a friendship 🤝 connection hot ❤‍🔥.

  • @SmashedHatProject
    @SmashedHatProject 8 місяців тому +3

    are there any gigolo's in Vietnam using the brand 'Dong for dong'?

  • @zoemarie534
    @zoemarie534 3 місяці тому +1

    2:31 every woman has had this happen to her. It's just something men do 😂😂😂

  • @Zeltes
    @Zeltes 4 місяці тому

    That jacket is fantastic. Where did you get it?

  • @elfalcon666
    @elfalcon666 8 місяців тому +2

    More!

  • @Squizziles
    @Squizziles 8 місяців тому +1

    My god. Pandora’s box has been opened 😂😂

  • @ctaylor9274
    @ctaylor9274 3 місяці тому

    This is priceless

  • @internetsafetycar
    @internetsafetycar 8 місяців тому +2

    ROUND 2! ROUND 2!

  • @Aussie.Mick.G
    @Aussie.Mick.G 8 місяців тому +14

    FETLIFE

  • @punkbus1
    @punkbus1 8 місяців тому

    Where do I get that jacket at temu prices. Asking for an entrepreneur

  • @dapianoman20
    @dapianoman20 8 місяців тому +1

    Yeah, I don't think you can beat Grindr... I mean, this was already the "watered down version" 😂🤣

  • @bruvtonV2
    @bruvtonV2 8 місяців тому +12

    bro hit us with Howlr

    • @carloking2163
      @carloking2163 8 місяців тому

      Is that what it sounds like it is? 😂

    • @IPlayKindred
      @IPlayKindred 8 місяців тому +2

      no... not the furries please god nooooo

    • @sethmadlad5573
      @sethmadlad5573 8 місяців тому

      didnt that shutdown?

    • @Bejeodiehrubridjehfoekdjriwknr
      @Bejeodiehrubridjehfoekdjriwknr 8 місяців тому +2

      ⁠after looking into this, it shut down in favour of Barq (formerly known as FAPP 😂)

  • @Thompson8200
    @Thompson8200 8 місяців тому +2

    Duolicious will melt your brain

  • @jynxx_mynxx
    @jynxx_mynxx 8 місяців тому +1

    Fuck me I wish you could have done a no holes barred version, I have some amazing chats saved hahahaha

  • @aros7629
    @aros7629 8 місяців тому

    Also yes that comment where they don't wanna talk than hit you up. Happens all the time.

  • @notachainlinkfence480
    @notachainlinkfence480 8 місяців тому

    Top ten videos I can’t leave on my UA-cam watch history

  • @Howtoeatrocks
    @Howtoeatrocks 8 місяців тому +1

    If you think Grindr is bad try recon. Also had a guy tell me while he was hooking up with my housemate he was thinking of how hot I was (he saw me in the lounge room as he was passing through) and wanted to stop by my room before he left. Declined his offer and sent the screenshots to my housemate immediately lmao.

  • @AmerieFanbase
    @AmerieFanbase 8 місяців тому +2

    Jordan is his DL era 😝

  • @Max-rn3eb
    @Max-rn3eb 8 місяців тому +2

    7/10 no mentions of meth or meth plugs. I know a lesbian who used to get their meth from grindr dealers. Crazy qpp

  • @WhoFarted365
    @WhoFarted365 8 місяців тому +1

    Good to see you not shilling for the labor party anymore, might actually like a subscribe sometime soon

    • @jordanshanks5340
      @jordanshanks5340  8 місяців тому +9

      nah I'd prefer if you just fucked off and never watched me again

  • @umbra1deus
    @umbra1deus 7 місяців тому

    The Whisper app can be mental

  • @matthewmcclure5218
    @matthewmcclure5218 8 місяців тому

    Is that R Kelly doing on grinder😂😂😂😂

  • @seanreidy1420
    @seanreidy1420 Місяць тому

    good god, what are you wearing? the partridge family bus?

  • @mattymcmacca
    @mattymcmacca 8 місяців тому +5

    You can't TOP that one

  • @Bejeodiehrubridjehfoekdjriwknr
    @Bejeodiehrubridjehfoekdjriwknr 8 місяців тому

    I'm always keen for a round 2 on grindr 😏

  • @friendship9904
    @friendship9904 8 місяців тому

    I was Grindr at 11am and i saw a pic of a person on motorbike i said i like Ur pic he said i wasnt his type but we spoke for 4 hrs than the next day he went off a month later he come back on said hi than went back off

  • @nauji
    @nauji 8 місяців тому +3

    WE NEED THE ROUND 2

  • @WolfEffectzz
    @WolfEffectzz 8 місяців тому +1

    our town has a Grindr stalker who would use the location feature of the app to try and track down his match’s addresses

    • @ozgruntsyd4281
      @ozgruntsyd4281 8 місяців тому +1

      I used Grindr to track my mate overseas.. 10570km away, he's in London. 4641km = Bali. We weren't doing it or anything. Just a handy way to find out where he was!
      PS. Your stalker would have used triangulation to work out addresses. Look it up. Clever man!

    • @Bejeodiehrubridjehfoekdjriwknr
      @Bejeodiehrubridjehfoekdjriwknr 8 місяців тому

      As someone who lives in a small town with big blocks this is exactly why I leave location turned off lol.

    • @Bejeodiehrubridjehfoekdjriwknr
      @Bejeodiehrubridjehfoekdjriwknr 8 місяців тому

      @@ozgruntsyd4281 I thought about triangulation. Theoretically you could use triangulation to find people even with their location hidden as well, it would just be realllyyy time consuming.

    • @WolfEffectzz
      @WolfEffectzz 8 місяців тому

      @@ozgruntsyd4281 hah, my friend's friend had experienced the stalking. the stalker was actually in the same grade as me in high school, i work at a phone shop and he actually came in one day with his mom to change his phone number cause he was getting 'harassed'

  • @robbietaylor1444
    @robbietaylor1444 8 місяців тому +1

    My husband and I play a game with grindr. We get bored and download it and whoever gets an unsolicited asshole pic first is the winner. The last time we played it took about an hour and I won!

  • @Pudlocks
    @Pudlocks 8 місяців тому

    haha holy shit, worth a download to see what you can trawl up! hahaha

  • @maia_key
    @maia_key 8 місяців тому

    can confirm from tasmanian friends that the grindr cousin thing is very much a thing 😶

  • @gootchy2472
    @gootchy2472 7 місяців тому +1

    Can you please do a video like this on scruff, surge and Romeo ??

  • @BirnieMac1
    @BirnieMac1 8 місяців тому +1

    I dont know why I’m surprised Jordie isn’t a stranger to grindr

  • @sanbe729
    @sanbe729 8 місяців тому +1

    I tried it to get pot on a holiday, it was hilarious.

  • @ryanlewandowsky2077
    @ryanlewandowsky2077 Місяць тому

    Jordan I think you should check out Panic. You are the spitting image of a handsome Aussie who was the victim of the Bondi Bashers! Maybe as an American I confuse all you Aussies but not really I mean Bindi, Mel G, I guess a Hemsworth 😂

  • @christianbarrington5646
    @christianbarrington5646 3 місяці тому

    Recon makes Grindr look vanilla

  • @michaeljohndennis2231
    @michaeljohndennis2231 25 днів тому

    Jordan, a handsome young man like you should not be on Grindr or any other gay “dating” (hookup) apps or websites - as an older Irish gay man in the U.K. 23 years myself, I make a point of never using such apps even before the Stephen Port Grindr gay murders here in the U.K. some years ago 🇮🇪☘️🇬🇧😍

  • @niceflowers9441
    @niceflowers9441 8 місяців тому

    One of your best 😂

  • @seameerkat.
    @seameerkat. 8 місяців тому

    i was laughing so much that i got yelled at by my teacher :3