1000%. Zero hesitation to answer, immediately the exact answer he wanted to hear to set up his, uh, "joke", and they look like they're wearing the dudebro-iest outfit ever. The 'shock' afterwards doesn't even look genuine!
I was legit expecting him to say "Attack. Helicopter." Because that's still the funny topical pronoun/gender joke, like, these dudes have 2 jokes they all use and they're always ass
@@videobob92 right? Even when I was ignorant and transphobic, the attack helicopter jokes got stale fast, and I'm pretty sure that was over ten years ago. Like, there is comedy potential for talking about gender identity, but you have to actually understand a subject before you can write any good jokes about it
the least believable thing about the standup clip is the idea that someone would be attending a show like that and actually admit to having they/them pronouns when asked
Not only that, but the fact that it's the first and only person he asked. Like he just somehow knew exactly which random person would give him the exact response he wanted to make his joke. Using alternative pronouns is already something done by a very small portion of the general population, and adding onto that responding honestly with them to someone who was very obviously just wanting to make them the butt of a bad joke, there's pretty much no way it wasn't a plant.
@@jbwolf4I use they/them pronouns and: if a bigot on a stage asks me what my pronouns are, I say whatever will get that person to leave me alone the fastest. And the honest answer is not what will get them to leave me alone the fastest. It’s not about being ashamed. It’s about knowing when to lie to preserve your safety (whether it’s physical, mental, or otherwise).
@@casey3879 well if that’s what makes you comfortable then that’s what makes you comfortable but I know plenty of people who own who they are in any capacity. Sorry that you feel the need to hide yourself
That first joke was so awkward because he looks like a little kid so anxious and eager to tell you the punchline he just heard, to the point that he's almost forgotten the joke.
Some cat named bird , he heard the word, that cows and sheeps do move in herds, some cat named bird he heard the tale, he followed the herd down every trail, oh my exclaimed the cat named bird, which herd to follow the first, the third? Aaaand im out of rhymes
I love that he called the supposed hooker both Victorian and Elizabethan, two eras from completely different centuries, and then describes rococco fashion(?) which isn't from either
I like to think he's a secret history need and he is actually dissing this woman for mixing period fashion. He's a Rococo man and he will not stand for thus bastardization 😅
It’s a reference to “The ultimate fighter” TV show. Julian Lane got really drunk and started telling the other members of the house to let him fucking bang bro lol
@@benawisphoenix Which could be thought of Georgian, but Rococo was a much more Continental movement than an English one, aligning as it did with the tailing off of the Baroque period into the Classical period (sorry, I basically grew up in the music department so those are my main points of reference for aesthetic movements.)
@@tjenadonn6158 no worries! I have passing knowledge of some of that stuff but knew for sure the wigs weren’t from Elizabethan or Victorian lol, thank you for correcting me 😊
@@benawisphoenix I mean it's not like any of the lines are as hard and fast as they're made out to be in the textbooks. The term "Baroque" itself didn't see widespread use as describing a musical or art period or movement until around the 1960s, and even today it's a subject of debate as to whether the term has any validity. Composers who are widely lumped together as Baroque can sound absolutely nothing alike, as anyone who has compared the disparate works of Rameau, Purcell, Scarlatti, and Bach can tell you: it would be like if we took every composer who worked during the 20th century, from Philip Glass and Aaron Copeland to Iannis Xenakis and Sergei Rachmaninoff and from Conlon Nancarrow and Benjamin Britten to Moondog and Frank Zappa, and just shunted them under one label regardless of any stylistic differences, separate movements they were part of, or conflicting philosophical differences between them. A lot of art history as it's taught and discussed is a story that's been imposed onto the art long after it was created, not the actual story of how things were developing on the ground as the art was actually being made. Humans like neat little boxes and cohesive storylines that progress from one neat little box to the next. Unfortunately humans, being products of nature and not the human mind, tend not to meet those criteria.
Like, I’m a huge idiot with history and geography, but even I know they’re referring to queen Victoria and queen Elizabeth. Two queens, of the same kingdom, who were not and _literally could not_ have been ruling at the same time, because _that’s not how queens work._ You don’t even need to know what’s right in this case to know that what he said was 💯 wrong.
Well their whole attitude hinges on them being utterly clueless and ignorant of what the fuck anything is. A LOT of the words we use are pronouns. Like... we. It. Who. Your. My. All. None. That. Each. What. Not an exhaustive list by any means, but I think it illustrates my point pretty well.
Starting a story about Nazi aliens with “have you ever heard of New Schwabenland” is like starting the story of the Jonestown massacre with “have you ever seen the Family Guy where Peter commits welfare fraud?”
When will Leftists learn that one person cannot be a plural pronoun... oh wait, was he the King of Denmark? Ironic that you failed 5th grade English but you've memorized nonsense pronouns for all 47 of your online "friends".
I'm fully convinced the majority of conservatives aren't literate: you'd have to teach them what all those squiggles on the paper bricks they keep banning and burning are before you can get into more targeted lessons like "pronouns".
Something that always makes me laugh is that anyone who makes an “edgy” pronoun joke don’t seem to know what a pronoun is. Like “my pronouns are attack/helicopter” bro neither of those are pronouns. Just say you don’t know how your own language works.
What pisses me off is they act like we wouldn’t respect their pronouns. Like they even get pissed when you listen to them and use their troll pronouns seriously. What do they expect?
@@DeathnoteBBright?! It makes me think of this meme I just saw where the person was like "My pronouns are 'nor/mal'!!" And the other characters were like ok "Nor is kinda an asshole" "Yeah I don't like mal. Big jerk" They think we will crumble when in reality we will destroy them even more when they're trying to play these stupid games
actually, that is the joke, they're comparing non-binary pronouns to inanimate objects, basically saying the former is as ridiculous and stupid as the latter. telling them "those aren't pronouns" is just playing into their hand, because that's what they're trying to say themselves, just about different words. this is still fundamentally wrong, as people going by they/them is not the same as someone using a noun as a pronoun. this however, is a different type of wrong, it's failing to see real pronouns as real pronouns, not seeing nouns as pronouns.
@@Bubaielexactly! Conservatives and conservative "comedians" will call you a snowflake when you don't find them funny. I love all types of comedy including "offensive" comedy, but it has to be an actual joke and not just some dude complaining how hard life has been ever since we've been giving different people equal rights. It also helps if you "punch up," but more experienced comedians know how to make fun of anybody without sounding hateful
Yeah, my parents were watching a black comedian make race-focused jokes about asians, but it was hilarious for me and them because the stereotypes were accurate and it felt like it was for us. There are jokes meant for those outside of the groups theyre targeting without real understanding, and there are jokes with understanding of the group, which feels like theyre made with understanding of the inside
@@undeniablySomeGuy💯 this. You don’t even gotta be in the group to make fun of them, you just have to make sure you’re joking in a way where it’s clear to them that you have understanding and aren’t hateful. That’s a pretty low bar, imho, but way too few comedians actually manage to reach it.
Nothing is more funny than knowing the conspiracy theory being talked about and the guy is so dumb that you aren't even sure if its the one you're thinking of
@@Decayingcandycorn Its an old conspiracy theory that there was a secret German base in the arctic that the US had to attack after World War 2 ended. The idea was that the Germans had UFOs or something
A few weeks ago i was buying groceries and the bagger jokingly was like "you are a MISS, right?" And after i said yeah he spent like, 30 seconds repeating variations of "you never can tell now, amirite?" I finally just turned to him and said "thank you for asking by the way! I appreciate it, its always better to be respectful and check!" And he just completely shut up lmao. He didnt have like, any confidence, he didnt say another word til i left. Reminds me of this guy's energy lol
Queer people aren’t even offended by pronoun jokes anymore. We’re just tired and waiting for a new joke He sounds like me when my brain goes blank in the middle of explaining something
Literally. It's disappointing at this point. Like when weird internet bigots make up a new phrase so they don't get banned for using slurs, like dude at least say it with your full chest.
I was listening to this in the background and when the dude said "this cat" I thought it was an actual cat and then was really confused by the journal comment later
he brought up admiral byrd and i immediately went 'here we go, time to talk about hollow earth, buckle up for exhaustion' and we took such an immediate left turn, what the hell
I heard of the whole Admiral Byrd thing from Miniminuteman, I was genuinely so confused when he started going on about UFOs, he can't even get his conspiracy theories right
@@gwest3644 I heard of it from both Miniminuteman and the Red Thread podcast so when he was like "So Admiral Byrd-" I was like oh fuckin no here we go again with the Antarctic Nazi alien bullshit again. But the way he said New Schwabenland fuckin sent me.
You know he's so bad at comedy when instead of laughing the audience claps just because they're the type of people who would say "hUmOur iSn't alLowEd aNymOrE". Like, they just agreed with him, but they didn't laugh at all
New Swabia (Neuschwabenland in German) was a region in Antarctica claimed by Nazi Germany and named after the ship that first explored it. The conspiracies surrounding it have been around for a long time.
i also find it funny that old people are so cruel and ridiculous about humans pronouns but if you call their boy dog a girl they look at you like you threatened their newborn
"Cruel and ridiculous about human pronouns..." 😂😂 What's more ridiculous is that grown human beings think changing a pronoun and putting on a dress actually changes reality!? And if enough people chant the right pronoun they will then magically become their "authentic self." But if too many people refuse to participate it will damage their fragile mental health! If only we had a significant period of time when people were not using people's "preferred pronouns" to see if it would cause them such distress that they would unalive themselves, so we could compare the data? 🤔 Golly, if only...
That comic is a piece of crap but as someone who has melted down in an anxiety attack spewing nonsense on the phone before, dude's Rogan storytelling feels reeeeealllly similar
most people would just delete their comment instead of admitting they were wrong about something. instead you chose to do the brave thing and ended up being funnier than sam tripoli has ever been in his entire career, so double kudos to you lol
Bro, the second story on Joe Rogan literally is the plot to the American Horror Story season with Kaia Gerber. The president part, where they could take people from and how, the timeline. All from that show!
@@RikkiLove0317 I was 6 years old when I cried because I thought Leonardo DiCaprio died in Man behind the mask 😂😂😂 then my cousin explained that it's not real and I still cry but I know nobody really died😂😂😂
I love how abrupt the “basically met with UFOs” thing was after all that rambling and repeating and stumbling over his own words and barely even making any progress in the story. Like he just kept saying they were in a ship in Antarctica and there was a cat over and over so many times and then finally he just drops that with zero buildup Lmfao. Like…. maybe practice the story a bit, dude? Also love how he’s genuinely enthralled at the Victorian cosplay hooker. And Ngl….. I also love the idea. That’s the ONE thing we can agree on. 😂
This guy sounds like he's so tired of yelling, but he knows his audience won't listen if he starts talking like a normal human. I almost feel sorry for him tbh, he's over 40 and yet is stuck acting and dressing like a 15 year old in 2010, presumably because most of his fanbase are millennials in denial about their age.
Gotta love that these “comedians” mention the “left” and “woke” then link them to Nazis even though the Nazis were anti-socialist and burned leftist books.
The left and right are at least completely united on one issue: They both (wrongly, stupidly, falsely and Orwellianly) treat 'Nazi' as a mere synonym for totalitarian. But the right thinking Nazis were socialist is...Silly. 'Oh, they called themselves socialist so it must be true...' ...Like, why are you trusting Nazis at their word though. I mean, there _are_ socialist threads in Nazism but they defined 'socialism' along strictly ethnoracial lines and those threads contradictorily string up so much fascism and totalitarianism that it's just disingenuous to be like 'They were socialists, guys!' / 5% socialist and 95% fascist...Is fascist.
He delivers jokes with so much uncertainty lmao. If you're going for shock value and edginess, I feel like you least gotta commit to the bit. Put some bass in your voice and stand by the stupid thing you said 😂
2 weeks ago i sent this guy in the group chat and my friend said "the point of comedy is to make some laugh and offend others" and then he kicked me from the gc and we haven's talked since
Elizabethan-Victorian? Dude, Elizabeth I and Victoria ruled England like TWO CENTURIES APART...what the hell is 'Elizabethan-Victorian?' 😂 Oh, I'm sorry...'Elizabethian.' I forgot to pronounce it wrong.
🤣🤣🤣 I had to play that back twice. Maybe he means it in a fashion combo way, it's a mesh of both eras. But we all know he's faded and doesn't know either eras, the lady was probably dressed like a woman from the Harlem Renaissance, of the 1920s, another 200 years later 😂😂😂😂 we'll never know 🤷🏾♀️
i think that the crowd is so into it because the ones that don’t know him directly probably know him from social media and share similar beliefs, they’re not laughing because the joke is funny, they’re laughing because they agree with his “opinions”
"why arent we doing cosplay on the corners" is actually kinda genius. theyd get so much more clients if they dressed as like.. that fish genshin impact girl. the witchy one
Yeah but cosplayers are huge on people not seeing it as some form of consent, as a cosplayer myself that would grow more creeps to think anyone cosplaying is a sex worker (if thats what you’re implying)
Just FYI: Schwaben is a region in southern Germany, part of Baden-Württemberg. It includes the Black Forest. Schwab is just a normal German surname, nothing to it really. However the Nazis send an expedition to Antarctica on a ship called Schwabenland in 1938, and claimed a piece of Antiarctica for themselves, called Neuschwabenland after the ship. Now there is a cospiracy theory that they somehow have a stronghold there and secret superweapons and it's all bullshit.
It really warms my heart to hear people saying having an issue with pronouns is an old person thing. I haven't felt this much hope for the future in a while
The "joke" isn't even his, there are like 70 twitter accounts that posted "My gender is that/n*****". He just changed a word. All that clumsy setup for a twitter meme.
The amount of mustache/glasses in this episode is something to behold
So on point
i was thinking that!
🥸🥸🥸
You'd think we were on the set of 70's porno given the setting.
Hell yeah
the theythemmer was absolutely just one of his friends planted in the audience
1000%. Zero hesitation to answer, immediately the exact answer he wanted to hear to set up his, uh, "joke", and they look like they're wearing the dudebro-iest outfit ever. The 'shock' afterwards doesn't even look genuine!
@@aleindria42 the dudes like smirking after he says his dumb bit, and yeah it looks like he's just his roommate or something lmfao
Look at how that guy is dressed. No queer would be caught dead in that.
@@mypantsarefilledwithbeans6508 🤣 ikr
@@mypantsarefilledwithbeans6508as a She/they myself, you wouldn’t catch me wearing that if they were the only clothes left on earth
Wow, a pronoun joke AND a racial slur?? So edgy! So fresh!
Comedy is his passion
If it wasn't for racism whites would have and be nothing
I was legit expecting him to say "Attack. Helicopter." Because that's still the funny topical pronoun/gender joke, like, these dudes have 2 jokes they all use and they're always ass
@@videobob92 right? Even when I was ignorant and transphobic, the attack helicopter jokes got stale fast, and I'm pretty sure that was over ten years ago. Like, there is comedy potential for talking about gender identity, but you have to actually understand a subject before you can write any good jokes about it
Neither of those terms are pronouns either!
the least believable thing about the standup clip is the idea that someone would be attending a show like that and actually admit to having they/them pronouns when asked
Kinda smells like a plant
Not only that, but the fact that it's the first and only person he asked. Like he just somehow knew exactly which random person would give him the exact response he wanted to make his joke. Using alternative pronouns is already something done by a very small portion of the general population, and adding onto that responding honestly with them to someone who was very obviously just wanting to make them the butt of a bad joke, there's pretty much no way it wasn't a plant.
I mean if someone’s pronouns are they/them then they claim it, they aren’t ashamed of their own pronouns dude
@@jbwolf4I use they/them pronouns and: if a bigot on a stage asks me what my pronouns are, I say whatever will get that person to leave me alone the fastest. And the honest answer is not what will get them to leave me alone the fastest.
It’s not about being ashamed. It’s about knowing when to lie to preserve your safety (whether it’s physical, mental, or otherwise).
@@casey3879 well if that’s what makes you comfortable then that’s what makes you comfortable but I know plenty of people who own who they are in any capacity. Sorry that you feel the need to hide yourself
That first joke was so awkward because he looks like a little kid so anxious and eager to tell you the punchline he just heard, to the point that he's almost forgotten the joke.
That's literally what all three of them said in the video maybe 2 minutes in
@@Chrisped.to.perfection36 whole seconds in lmao
'Some Cat named Bird' feels like the start of a Dr. Seuss book.
That is deeper than anything he intended to say.
Some cat named bird , he heard the word, that cows and sheeps do move in herds, some cat named bird he heard the tale, he followed the herd down every trail, oh my exclaimed the cat named bird, which herd to follow the first, the third? Aaaand im out of rhymes
@@theredandblueyakuzabars bro 😂
@@theredandblueyakuzaYou're out of rhymes? Just make up words, it's Dr. Suess lol
I love that he called the supposed hooker both Victorian and Elizabethan, two eras from completely different centuries, and then describes rococco fashion(?) which isn't from either
Also obsessed with him calling the push up effect of the corset a wench
I feel like him not being a history nerd is the least of his problems
If I was trying to write the stupidest character in a movie, I couldn't do better
glad im not the only one obsessing over that lol
I like to think he's a secret history need and he is actually dissing this woman for mixing period fashion.
He's a Rococo man and he will not stand for thus bastardization 😅
I can't get over the fear in his face after saying it
he really is the most fearful comedian.
@@manboy4720haha how does he look afraid
@@Yadanisssthe way he did... he smiled nervously awaiting for any possibility of reproach
@@lucascel5827 haha bro he’s at his own comedy show with his own fans .
You definitely saw him scan the crowd to double check.
I feel like i was invited to a mustache and glasses convention without being told we had to bring a mustache
😂😂😂😂 they look so ridiculous it's beyond funny
@@hectorjinx3433aww i think they look nice 😅
“a fleet to go bang bro” absolutely sent me what is that man talking about
It’s a reference to “the ultimate fighter”. Julian Lane got fuckfaced drunk and started telling people to let him fucking bang bro
They sent the BangBros fleet.
It’s a reference to “The ultimate fighter” TV show. Julian Lane got really drunk and started telling the other members of the house to let him fucking bang bro lol
it's not that hard to understand: a fleet to go bang, bro.
It’s a reference to the ultimate fighter
How does someone simultaneously think they're smart and not know that there's a difference between Victorian and Elizabethan
And neither of them feature the white wigs lol, that’s rococo
@@benawisphoenix Which could be thought of Georgian, but Rococo was a much more Continental movement than an English one, aligning as it did with the tailing off of the Baroque period into the Classical period (sorry, I basically grew up in the music department so those are my main points of reference for aesthetic movements.)
@@tjenadonn6158 no worries! I have passing knowledge of some of that stuff but knew for sure the wigs weren’t from Elizabethan or Victorian lol, thank you for correcting me 😊
@@benawisphoenix I mean it's not like any of the lines are as hard and fast as they're made out to be in the textbooks. The term "Baroque" itself didn't see widespread use as describing a musical or art period or movement until around the 1960s, and even today it's a subject of debate as to whether the term has any validity. Composers who are widely lumped together as Baroque can sound absolutely nothing alike, as anyone who has compared the disparate works of Rameau, Purcell, Scarlatti, and Bach can tell you: it would be like if we took every composer who worked during the 20th century, from Philip Glass and Aaron Copeland to Iannis Xenakis and Sergei Rachmaninoff and from Conlon Nancarrow and Benjamin Britten to Moondog and Frank Zappa, and just shunted them under one label regardless of any stylistic differences, separate movements they were part of, or conflicting philosophical differences between them.
A lot of art history as it's taught and discussed is a story that's been imposed onto the art long after it was created, not the actual story of how things were developing on the ground as the art was actually being made. Humans like neat little boxes and cohesive storylines that progress from one neat little box to the next. Unfortunately humans, being products of nature and not the human mind, tend not to meet those criteria.
Like, I’m a huge idiot with history and geography, but even I know they’re referring to queen Victoria and queen Elizabeth. Two queens, of the same kingdom, who were not and _literally could not_ have been ruling at the same time, because _that’s not how queens work._
You don’t even need to know what’s right in this case to know that what he said was 💯 wrong.
couldn’t get over how the dude talks with the cadence of a 6 year old boy excitedly telling you a fake story in the second vid
Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that
"These are my pronouns" proceeds to say two adjectives
yeah at least add the -self like any respectable neopronouns
Well their whole attitude hinges on them being utterly clueless and ignorant of what the fuck anything is.
A LOT of the words we use are pronouns. Like... we. It. Who. Your. My. All. None. That. Each. What.
Not an exhaustive list by any means, but I think it illustrates my point pretty well.
Sooper intelijens purson
"racist comedian isnt funny" and there was a fork spotted in the kitchen this morning
Lmaooooooo
"We started calling Puff Daddy P. Diddy and look where that left us" was so effortlessly hilarious
10:11 THE AI HITLER INFRONT OF THE TARDIS I CANT
😭
I thought maybe I was mistaken thinking that's what that was! What the actual fuck!?!?
lol
I ACTUALLY SCREAMED WHAT THE FUCK
Literally, I was surprised they didn’t comment on it 😭
Starting a story about Nazi aliens with “have you ever heard of New Schwabenland” is like starting the story of the Jonestown massacre with “have you ever seen the Family Guy where Peter commits welfare fraud?”
Lmaooooo
"I SAW A VICTORIAN HOOKET" *proceeds to describe 17th century french fashion
Fr 😭 tf
0:32 why does he look like he’s about to burst into tears LOL
Will conservatives ever learn the difference between a pronoun, adjective, and a slur?
Learning is something conservatives don't like.
When will Leftists learn that one person cannot be a plural pronoun... oh wait, was he the King of Denmark?
Ironic that you failed 5th grade English but you've memorized nonsense pronouns for all 47 of your online "friends".
I'm fully convinced the majority of conservatives aren't literate: you'd have to teach them what all those squiggles on the paper bricks they keep banning and burning are before you can get into more targeted lessons like "pronouns".
This is a question, but such a statement at the same time 😂😂. Damn bro!!!! These people are dumb on purpose
@@tamiausten873 That's probably why they use emojis and refer to someone calling their self a lemon "bro".
They all look like they're wearing the glasses-nose-mustache disguise gag prop🤣 🥸
Ahahahahahaha
It's the Groucho committee
😂😂😂😂
The ridiculous 3😂😂😂
"elizabethan victorian" is sending me. nobody tell him those eras were literally hundreds of years apart
he really does deliver his jokes like he's either terrified, going to start crying or have a panic attack.
Something that always makes me laugh is that anyone who makes an “edgy” pronoun joke don’t seem to know what a pronoun is. Like “my pronouns are attack/helicopter” bro neither of those are pronouns. Just say you don’t know how your own language works.
What pisses me off is they act like we wouldn’t respect their pronouns. Like they even get pissed when you listen to them and use their troll pronouns seriously. What do they expect?
@@DeathnoteBBright?! It makes me think of this meme I just saw where the person was like "My pronouns are 'nor/mal'!!" And the other characters were like ok
"Nor is kinda an asshole"
"Yeah I don't like mal. Big jerk"
They think we will crumble when in reality we will destroy them even more when they're trying to play these stupid games
My pronouns are running/grotesquely
actually, that is the joke, they're comparing non-binary pronouns to inanimate objects, basically saying the former is as ridiculous and stupid as the latter. telling them "those aren't pronouns" is just playing into their hand, because that's what they're trying to say themselves, just about different words.
this is still fundamentally wrong, as people going by they/them is not the same as someone using a noun as a pronoun. this however, is a different type of wrong, it's failing to see real pronouns as real pronouns, not seeing nouns as pronouns.
@@DespiteEverything42 mal/malself goes kinda hard ngl
Racist comedy is so much more funny when you’re actually the race you’re making jokes about. You know..cuz irony.
Even then some comedians are able to pull off jokes about other races if the joke is ya know… ACTUALLY FUNNY!? 🤦🏾♀️
@@Bubaielexactly! Conservatives and conservative "comedians" will call you a snowflake when you don't find them funny. I love all types of comedy including "offensive" comedy, but it has to be an actual joke and not just some dude complaining how hard life has been ever since we've been giving different people equal rights. It also helps if you "punch up," but more experienced comedians know how to make fun of anybody without sounding hateful
Even then, it feels like they're trying to pander to a white supremacist audience
Yeah, my parents were watching a black comedian make race-focused jokes about asians, but it was hilarious for me and them because the stereotypes were accurate and it felt like it was for us. There are jokes meant for those outside of the groups theyre targeting without real understanding, and there are jokes with understanding of the group, which feels like theyre made with understanding of the inside
@@undeniablySomeGuy💯 this. You don’t even gotta be in the group to make fun of them, you just have to make sure you’re joking in a way where it’s clear to them that you have understanding and aren’t hateful. That’s a pretty low bar, imho, but way too few comedians actually manage to reach it.
Nothing is more funny than knowing the conspiracy theory being talked about and the guy is so dumb that you aren't even sure if its the one you're thinking of
you ever heard of new schwabenland?
@@manboy4720schwaben my balls off lol
can you explain what the theory is suppoised to be?? 😭
@@Decayingcandycorn Its an old conspiracy theory that there was a secret German base in the arctic that the US had to attack after World War 2 ended. The idea was that the Germans had UFOs or something
@@Decayingcandycorn it’s about a secret WW2 German base in the arctic where they had UFOs
A few weeks ago i was buying groceries and the bagger jokingly was like "you are a MISS, right?" And after i said yeah he spent like, 30 seconds repeating variations of "you never can tell now, amirite?"
I finally just turned to him and said "thank you for asking by the way! I appreciate it, its always better to be respectful and check!" And he just completely shut up lmao. He didnt have like, any confidence, he didnt say another word til i left. Reminds me of this guy's energy lol
Queer people aren’t even offended by pronoun jokes anymore. We’re just tired and waiting for a new joke
He sounds like me when my brain goes blank in the middle of explaining something
Literally. It's disappointing at this point. Like when weird internet bigots make up a new phrase so they don't get banned for using slurs, like dude at least say it with your full chest.
@@kssmkkdf People can joke about queer things. It’s just it would preferred if it wasn’t from a place of distaste or to belittle us
@@kssmkkdf you say that, bur most of your "jokes" are just mocking the existence of a group or calling them pedos
@@kssmkkdfyou’re the definition of a cry bully
@@kssmkkdfYou can make fun of us all you want bud, just make it actually funny
I was listening to this in the background and when the dude said "this cat" I thought it was an actual cat and then was really confused by the journal comment later
I'm glad I'm not the only one 😄
he brought up admiral byrd and i immediately went 'here we go, time to talk about hollow earth, buckle up for exhaustion' and we took such an immediate left turn, what the hell
I heard of the whole Admiral Byrd thing from Miniminuteman, I was genuinely so confused when he started going on about UFOs, he can't even get his conspiracy theories right
@@gwest3644 I heard of it from both Miniminuteman and the Red Thread podcast so when he was like "So Admiral Byrd-" I was like oh fuckin no here we go again with the Antarctic Nazi alien bullshit again. But the way he said New Schwabenland fuckin sent me.
"Conspiracy to do the hate that you already feel" such a great point!!
6:15 he sounds like how my dyslexia’s makes most of the things i read look like.
You know he's so bad at comedy when instead of laughing the audience claps just because they're the type of people who would say "hUmOur iSn't alLowEd aNymOrE". Like, they just agreed with him, but they didn't laugh at all
New Swabia (Neuschwabenland in German) was a region in Antarctica claimed by Nazi Germany and named after the ship that first explored it. The conspiracies surrounding it have been around for a long time.
"This cat, Admiral Bird"
That P Diddy thing had me dead
not to be that guy but 14:27 the wig is rococo/baroque NOT victorian. or yk maybe it’s victorian in new shaubenland or whatever
Fr, and he said "Elizabethan Victorian" as well lmao 😭
"…Up to Antarctica.” Down to Eisenhower. Guys, I don’t know if this man knows his cardinal directions
i also find it funny that old people are so cruel and ridiculous about humans pronouns but if you call their boy dog a girl they look at you like you threatened their newborn
"Cruel and ridiculous about human pronouns..." 😂😂
What's more ridiculous is that grown human beings think changing a pronoun and putting on a dress actually changes reality!? And if enough people chant the right pronoun they will then magically become their "authentic self." But if too many people refuse to participate it will damage their fragile mental health! If only we had a significant period of time when people were not using people's "preferred pronouns" to see if it would cause them such distress that they would unalive themselves, so we could compare the data? 🤔 Golly, if only...
@@chaimovviktemhuud1294
Yeah, you need help dude.
@@Swagmonster260ah yes, old people 👴🏻well known for knowing more than the folks who came after them and also seeing. 😂
first joke of the video and I already feel exhausted
THE ONE JOKE is always just so draining, it's so predictable and boring.
That comic is a piece of crap but as someone who has melted down in an anxiety attack spewing nonsense on the phone before, dude's Rogan storytelling feels reeeeealllly similar
Nope, was way too charitable. NM, carry on
most people would just delete their comment instead of admitting they were wrong about something. instead you chose to do the brave thing and ended up being funnier than sam tripoli has ever been in his entire career, so double kudos to you lol
"you do not, under any circumstances, have to give it to him"
surprised Jordan didn't pick up on "Elizabethian Victorian"
“A fleet to go bang, bro.”
Iconic
Bro, the second story on Joe Rogan literally is the plot to the American Horror Story season with Kaia Gerber. The president part, where they could take people from and how, the timeline. All from that show!
yea, Death Valley is based on the real life writings of Bill Cooper, a conspiracy theorist who wrote a bunch of UFO conspiracies in the 80s and 90s.
Maybe dude thinks AHS is a documentary 🤣🤣
@@SoManyRandomRamblingsReal people were acting it out, so it MUST be a real story!
@@RikkiLove0317 I was 6 years old when I cried because I thought Leonardo DiCaprio died in Man behind the mask 😂😂😂 then my cousin explained that it's not real and I still cry but I know nobody really died😂😂😂
Jarvis, Eddy, and Jordan being Big Joel fans rules.
I bet they're little joel fans too tbh
Bro speaks in Charlie Brown adult
An ELIZABETHAN VICTORIAN OUTFIT
THOSE ARE TWO SEPARATE ERAS 300 YEARS APART
I love how abrupt the “basically met with UFOs” thing was after all that rambling and repeating and stumbling over his own words and barely even making any progress in the story. Like he just kept saying they were in a ship in Antarctica and there was a cat over and over so many times and then finally he just drops that with zero buildup Lmfao. Like…. maybe practice the story a bit, dude?
Also love how he’s genuinely enthralled at the Victorian cosplay hooker. And Ngl….. I also love the idea. That’s the ONE thing we can agree on. 😂
And then instantly it became Nazi aliens
they were laughing/riffing so hard that they literally only showed like 45 seconds total of the dude they were making fun of 😅
Omg i love the guy with the glasses mustache, shirt and jeans hes my favourite
these guys have obviously never been to New Schwabbenland smh
He's so bad at using slang I honestly thought he was talking about an actual cat.
7:40 beautiful synchronization
He says nXXXa like Drake. Like he's doing it in a group chat, it's bad but I can get away with it in this setting
I wasn't expecting to see a Hitler doctor who AI image...
I loved it when three of them said:🥸🥸🥸
the dad energy in this video is off the charts
“Racist comedian isn’t funny” is like saying grass is green
He actually is _hilarious,_ just not in the way he intends to be 😂
Laughing at him, not with him
This guy sounds like he's so tired of yelling, but he knows his audience won't listen if he starts talking like a normal human. I almost feel sorry for him tbh, he's over 40 and yet is stuck acting and dressing like a 15 year old in 2010, presumably because most of his fanbase are millennials in denial about their age.
Ngl Jordan and Jarvis with the staches low key remind me of the black republicans in Key and Peele
Black Republicans are not a monolith!
@@theNoobmaster69key and peele is a sketch show he’s referring to specific characters
Gotta love that these “comedians” mention the “left” and “woke” then link them to Nazis even though the Nazis were anti-socialist and burned leftist books.
The left and right are at least completely united on one issue: They both (wrongly, stupidly, falsely and Orwellianly) treat 'Nazi' as a mere synonym for totalitarian.
But the right thinking Nazis were socialist is...Silly. 'Oh, they called themselves socialist so it must be true...' ...Like, why are you trusting Nazis at their word though. I mean, there _are_ socialist threads in Nazism but they defined 'socialism' along strictly ethnoracial lines and those threads contradictorily string up so much fascism and totalitarianism that it's just disingenuous to be like 'They were socialists, guys!' / 5% socialist and 95% fascist...Is fascist.
Its cute how you all have matching outfits...and mustaches...and glasses. Im a fan btw
He delivers jokes with so much uncertainty lmao. If you're going for shock value and edginess, I feel like you least gotta commit to the bit. Put some bass in your voice and stand by the stupid thing you said 😂
2 weeks ago i sent this guy in the group chat and my friend said "the point of comedy is to make some laugh and offend others" and then he kicked me from the gc and we haven's talked since
i avoided him at a birthday party
Offend them w/ an unfunny joke
While even if it was true the first things just false
Elizabethan-Victorian? Dude, Elizabeth I and Victoria ruled England like TWO CENTURIES APART...what the hell is 'Elizabethan-Victorian?' 😂 Oh, I'm sorry...'Elizabethian.' I forgot to pronounce it wrong.
🤣🤣🤣 I had to play that back twice. Maybe he means it in a fashion combo way, it's a mesh of both eras. But we all know he's faded and doesn't know either eras, the lady was probably dressed like a woman from the Harlem Renaissance, of the 1920s, another 200 years later 😂😂😂😂 we'll never know 🤷🏾♀️
10:10 THE FUCKING AI HITLER AS THE DOCTOR IMAGE ACTUALLY MADE ME SCREAM
The glasses, mustaches and button up shirts is amazing
I think if we were to remove all those “deep” background songs the podcast would sound so stupid 😭
Call a married boomer “Miss” and see how quickly they start caring about pronouns…
Alright now check out Mike from Redbar making Sam so angry that Sam literally travelled to Mike's house to stalk and threaten him. It's hilarious.
Man, Rogan will just entertain any kind of idiocy on his show. 😂
i think that the crowd is so into it because the ones that don’t know him directly probably know him from social media and share similar beliefs, they’re not laughing because the joke is funny, they’re laughing because they agree with his “opinions”
Everyone grabbed their complimentary glasses with a mustache on the way in.
the way i thought he was talking about them sending a literal cat to antarctica and was shocked and confused when the tik tok showed a man 💀
watching this right after miniminuteman's video debunking the arctic conspiracy is wild.
I heard this cat went to bang in Alaska. So anyway, Aliens.
woah jordan you cant be looking that hot
So… they didn’t send a cat- okay… yeah no I was like “they’re really working to protect this cat, an entire fleet?”
"Really impressive how this cat was able to write a journal"
also powedered white wigs were worn during the 1700s, so neither the elizabethan or victorian periods.
I love how when the guy was talking about the Nazi UFOs Joe didn't even seem the mildest but interested lmao
P diddy mentioned
"german born highly intelligent" suspicious thing to say
The most Italian name in comedy is Gianmarco Soresi, you should check him out xD
He has to speak so quietly because he’s auditioning to become the worlds first asmr comedian
the lack of shoes on this podcast is very glassman-esque
When you guys are together, I can't stop laughing lol
7:40 did they choreograph this
Wut
That looks like an evil version of my therapist.
"why arent we doing cosplay on the corners" is actually kinda genius. theyd get so much more clients if they dressed as like.. that fish genshin impact girl. the witchy one
Yeah but cosplayers are huge on people not seeing it as some form of consent, as a cosplayer myself that would grow more creeps to think anyone cosplaying is a sex worker (if thats what you’re implying)
Just FYI: Schwaben is a region in southern Germany, part of Baden-Württemberg. It includes the Black Forest. Schwab is just a normal German surname, nothing to it really. However the Nazis send an expedition to Antarctica on a ship called Schwabenland in 1938, and claimed a piece of Antiarctica for themselves, called Neuschwabenland after the ship. Now there is a cospiracy theory that they somehow have a stronghold there and secret superweapons and it's all bullshit.
4:08 its so funny to see that all my favorite UA-camrs watch each other!
It really warms my heart to hear people saying having an issue with pronouns is an old person thing. I haven't felt this much hope for the future in a while
not at all to do with anything but whatever the music is in the background at 9:34 slaps hard as hell
i keep getting distracted by the ramen on the sofa but i love these boys for sure
14:16 i did not expect a genshin mention HELPP
LITERALLY WATCHING THIS RIGHT AFTER YAPPING ABT XILONEN 😭 heart attack
The day people realize pronouns are a basic part of the ENGLISH LANGUAGE, I can die peacefully.
BIG JOEL MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️
The "joke" isn't even his, there are like 70 twitter accounts that posted "My gender is that/n*****". He just changed a word. All that clumsy setup for a twitter meme.
why is eddy burback so beautful??