10 Overused Car Jokes!

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  • @lmedicplays44
    @lmedicplays44 4 роки тому +1422

    My friend: Uhh... Why did you remove ur backseats in ur mustang
    Me: BECAUSE WEIGHT REDUCTION BRO!

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 роки тому +455

      This isn't a joke
      _it's a way of life_

    • @rickythreefeet
      @rickythreefeet 4 роки тому +18

      Bladed Angel lol

    • @Lazar-w9u
      @Lazar-w9u 4 роки тому +17

      @@BladedAngel epic gamer moment

    • @toonzoku9478
      @toonzoku9478 4 роки тому +22

      @@BladedAngel Gives ya +1000 HP Guranteed

    • @rydercampbell2772
      @rydercampbell2772 4 роки тому +18

      Nah don’t forget my solid 14 hp from my stickers

  • @littlebigparardise9245
    @littlebigparardise9245 4 роки тому +354

    Everyone asks "where is the miata?" but not "how is the miata." 😞

    • @mazdamiataUSDMspec
      @mazdamiataUSDMspec 4 роки тому +9

      No one cared about the miata.
      But now it is probably rusting here somewhere in the comments.

    • @rmts271
      @rmts271 4 роки тому +3

      Underrated

    • @entiro719
      @entiro719 4 роки тому +8

      its not "where is the miata?" or "how is the miata?" but its "why is the miata?"

    • @Ali-co5mj
      @Ali-co5mj 4 роки тому +7

      Who is the miata... It's an overgrown fun road legal gokart

    • @Lucky_MiTo.
      @Lucky_MiTo. 3 роки тому +2

      Obviously the miata is either happy or sleeping that's why no one asks

  • @istvanlorinczi2817
    @istvanlorinczi2817 4 роки тому +485

    "When people use tuned cars to win arguments"
    Sooo we are getting a full video about the JDM Instagram community. Cool

    • @GerardPedrico
      @GerardPedrico 4 роки тому +10

      Lamborghini....
      Mr. John "Lamborghini" Cena alias Mr. Taurus Aldebaran of Casa Del Torro.
      Mr. John "Ferdinand The Bull" Cena of Lamborghini Automobili... the house of the bull.

    • @Dzonnyg
      @Dzonnyg 4 роки тому +58

      It's not only jdm, there is a huge part of car community on Instagram for people that just like to argue and downplay cars that they don't like

    • @rodracer4567
      @rodracer4567 4 роки тому +18

      @@Dzonnyg Not exclusively JDM, but its the majority

    • @ac-130fan
      @ac-130fan 4 роки тому +30

      Dzonnyg Agree with both of you. Although most of these accounts are either run by children or 40 year olds so you must cut them some slack

    • @Dzonnyg
      @Dzonnyg 4 роки тому +1

      @@ac-130fan probably more like *for* them

  • @SkullcrusherGamingTV
    @SkullcrusherGamingTV 4 роки тому +77

    #1 Overused car joke:
    “But Bladed, where’s the Miata?”

  • @pedro7401
    @pedro7401 4 роки тому +445

    I used to drive a black mx5 nd rf, they usually called me batman

    • @cowmanmooing6624
      @cowmanmooing6624 4 роки тому +8

      Bruh

    • @zachservello7846
      @zachservello7846 4 роки тому +68

      hairstylist*

    • @Daedalus-BC308
      @Daedalus-BC308 4 роки тому +33

      I heard a guy call an drag car with Batman logos on it's doors "The Superman mobile".

    • @thetrevor33
      @thetrevor33 4 роки тому +1

      Must’ve felt nice 😂😂

    • @Jdmfan-fu1kj
      @Jdmfan-fu1kj 4 роки тому +8

      @@Daedalus-BC308 the most ambitious crossover in history

  • @taltigolt
    @taltigolt 4 роки тому +154

    are you 44? you sound 22

    • @vibeium
      @vibeium 4 роки тому +3

      r/wooooosh me if you want but it was a joke

    • @hgrmc9416
      @hgrmc9416 4 роки тому +1

      @@vibeium r/whoooosh

    • @christianm.1315
      @christianm.1315 4 роки тому +2

      mid- life is about 44, he drives a corvet, thats how i take it at least

    • @malikw222
      @malikw222 4 роки тому +6

      Nope he isn't 44 he is in his 20s

    • @ilikecarsbois3424
      @ilikecarsbois3424 4 роки тому

      @@malikw222 r/wooooooooosh

  • @xorcist-3423
    @xorcist-3423 4 роки тому +447

    So we just gonna pretend like blinker fluid never existed?

    • @-meat-
      @-meat- 4 роки тому +28

      Or muffler bearings

    • @spicywater9747
      @spicywater9747 4 роки тому +5

      What’s blinker fluid?

    • @codingfiregod
      @codingfiregod 4 роки тому +5

      bruh.

    • @lucatriet575
      @lucatriet575 4 роки тому +9

      Caleb Pahl you sure heard about the new gearbox sand?

    • @ffake714
      @ffake714 4 роки тому +1

      Spicy Water ur joking right

  • @cpMetis
    @cpMetis 4 роки тому +28

    "Noooooo you can't just dismiss my dream car because of your experience of middle aged women driving the automatics without oil!"
    My dad: "Hehe Rx-8 go boooooom"

  • @sehajkaler9285
    @sehajkaler9285 4 роки тому +211

    “All Honda’s are ricers”
    The NSX: 😞
    Honda Indy racing: 😞
    Honda Odyssey: 😞

    • @xalataf3365
      @xalataf3365 4 роки тому +18

      Red Bull-Honda:

    • @mcheeb8256
      @mcheeb8256 4 роки тому +4

      All those hondas are trash. Get me a Honda Beat. Faster, better handling, and way sexier

    • @biind00
      @biind00 4 роки тому +11

      Civic Type R, riced from factory: 😔

    • @beautifulbeaner
      @beautifulbeaner 3 роки тому +3

      The EK hatchbacks And EG hatchbacks 😔

    • @jacobballesteros4457
      @jacobballesteros4457 3 роки тому +2

      @@biind00 that’s what the R mean Rice

  • @a_car_dude_with_a_camera
    @a_car_dude_with_a_camera 4 роки тому +38

    One joke that’s definitely used a lot is the joke that challengers are boats

    • @scr8846
      @scr8846 4 роки тому +4

      I tought that it was said about muscle cars as a whole

  • @adamqurabi65
    @adamqurabi65 4 роки тому +185

    I like the way you make a Patrick accent when impersonating non car people!

    • @snfriedm
      @snfriedm 4 роки тому +11

      “Is Lamborghini a batmobile?”
      “No patrick, it is not.”
      “NSX isn’t a batmobile either.”

    • @ANTINATALIST_lewis
      @ANTINATALIST_lewis 4 роки тому +2

      Me too

    • @tealnoise
      @tealnoise 3 роки тому +2

      This guy is obsessed with spongebob

  • @franklyfettuccine4468
    @franklyfettuccine4468 4 роки тому +17

    I love how bladed with the Supra joke used the example of buying a full priced game and the developers fixing it with dlc even tho thats literally what happens with every game released. Wait a minute did the car industry just take a page form the gaming industry ?

  • @Donnerwamp
    @Donnerwamp 4 роки тому +184

    German here, Porsche really makes mid life crysis cars for our market.

    • @SURENITY
      @SURENITY 4 роки тому +8

      Especially the new SUV’s.....

    • @progenji6407
      @progenji6407 4 роки тому +6

      Dutch guy, same here lol, corvettes on the other hand are rarely seen and tend to get people excited

    • @jongraham8396
      @jongraham8396 4 роки тому +2

      @@德菈赛 ok Alan Harper

    • @iceblade019
      @iceblade019 4 роки тому

      Especially the turbo s

    • @nullcandyy
      @nullcandyy 3 роки тому

      I'm sick of seeing a boxy outta every corner. And it's ALWAYS someone between 40-50
      I love em lol

  • @JobiWan144
    @JobiWan144 3 роки тому +6

    Ironically, one could answer "Yes, this is a Batmobile" if one has a Lamborghini Murcielago. The name means "bat," and Bruce Wayne drove a convertible model in *The Dark Knight* .

  • @CardboardKarton
    @CardboardKarton 4 роки тому +361

    "Companies have simps aswell"
    Are you talking about Tesla?

    • @Burt1038
      @Burt1038 4 роки тому +67

      "WhY wUd I BUiy a CaR WIt aN iNTeRnAl CoMbustIoN enGyN WeN eLeCTRiC MoToRS R goOdER?
      -comments section for every car ad on facebook.

    • @snfriedm
      @snfriedm 4 роки тому +27

      We need some idiot to duramax swap a tesla!

    • @terlaluanjay
      @terlaluanjay 4 роки тому +17

      @@snfriedm maybe a camed ls7 and then take it to a tesla meet 🤣

    • @codeobey6821
      @codeobey6821 4 роки тому +16

      😂both the company , and Elon musk have Simps , it’s pretty crazy

    • @reclusingrecluse4835
      @reclusingrecluse4835 4 роки тому +21

      Facts my guy.
      Also, I find it weird how most Tesla fans are also diehard Apple fans

  • @gus-theirrational246
    @gus-theirrational246 4 роки тому +4

    If you still interested, this video just popped out in my recommendations, and as a car guy, i am very pleased finding your channel. Totally into it. Thank's for your existence pal.

  • @kalaukko4172
    @kalaukko4172 4 роки тому +103

    Bladed is one of the few american youtubers who uploads the perfect time for Finland. Very epik

  • @Pipodecatan
    @Pipodecatan 4 роки тому +5

    Mustang jokes are the “bUt dOEs iT TaKE gLocK MaGs?” of the car community

    • @scr8846
      @scr8846 4 роки тому

      Can you elaborate please?

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel  4 роки тому +226

    I love seeing all the red car comments with (edited) in them. Y'all really just tried to bait likes with the NSX joke on an overused joke video without watching it😂

    • @shocko77
      @shocko77 4 роки тому +5

      I paused the video in time to see that message

    • @yeetersharp6024
      @yeetersharp6024 4 роки тому +2

      That was an aggressive comment about stalking you you made in the beginning

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 роки тому +18

      It's a Navy Seal Copypasta bro. If the, "Ten Bajillion" didn't give clue the whole thing is a stupid joke, I don't know what else can.

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 роки тому +6

      @@Ib4_MV331See? Now this is what I call, A PRO GAMER MOVE. AKA actually watching the video before commenting. Thank you.

    • @pascuamichael1455
      @pascuamichael1455 4 роки тому +1

      Civics in Philippines are (single mom, teen) magnets

  • @devinnation5767
    @devinnation5767 3 роки тому +2

    I first heard a vq in Forza horizon 4, i thought hey this sounds like a brass instrument. And i actually loved that sound. Love your vids btw

  • @Epsi1ong
    @Epsi1ong 4 роки тому +54

    0:00
    "What's your mom's birthday?"
    "I don't really remember, but do you know my 2006 Corolla can go 0-60 in 31.415927 seconds?"

    • @danielr.l.mccullough600
      @danielr.l.mccullough600 4 роки тому +3

      @Donovan Piko I don't need sleep I need answers

    • @christianherrera8359
      @christianherrera8359 4 роки тому

      HAAHAHAHAHAH

    • @Epsi1ong
      @Epsi1ong 4 роки тому +3

      @Donovan Piko cuz thats the number that came up at the time

    • @ldmtag
      @ldmtag 4 роки тому +2

      @@J.PC.Designs which is impissible for 2 reasons:
      - We don't know the exact value of pi
      - Wind, elevation, driver's weight, tire wear and many other things affect the time. It's impossible to keep the acceleration within let's say 3.136 to 3.144 which can be rounded to 3.14

    • @FSM_Reviews
      @FSM_Reviews 4 роки тому +1

      If we're talking real numbers, an average Corolla gets from 0 to 60 in about 9 seconds at best.

  • @mtheg7220
    @mtheg7220 4 роки тому +2

    I expected a worse video, pleasetly surprised. Im not a car guy but I used to play forza h3 alot and you reminded me of that aweasome time, new sub gained.

  • @wastery9113
    @wastery9113 4 роки тому +392

    *So you tell me... Supras aren't 1000hp stock?*

    • @irtazaabbas5552
      @irtazaabbas5552 4 роки тому +2

      @@arinb.756 Uh...I'm not sure that you understood the comment.

    • @biscoitocomlama9119
      @biscoitocomlama9119 4 роки тому +10

      @@arinb.756 r/wooosh

    • @fakehombre
      @fakehombre 4 роки тому +13

      @@arinb.756 Your spelling errors displeases the NUT

    • @wastery9113
      @wastery9113 4 роки тому +2

      @@biscoitocomlama9119 indeed

    • @arunaraghu4453
      @arunaraghu4453 4 роки тому +4

      @@arinb.756 dude that's a joke 😂😂😂

  • @idiotonyoutube6031
    @idiotonyoutube6031 4 роки тому +7

    Lamborghini making a car “no one can do as good as us”
    Toyota Supra *”well yes but actually no”*

  • @user-dq7xo4yr8o
    @user-dq7xo4yr8o 4 роки тому +119

    Nobody:
    Some jdm community post:
    A boys dream car - some 458/488
    A mans dream car - skyline r34

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 роки тому +52

      OH MY GOD, HOW COULD I FORGET THIS ONE. There are a lot of other bangers I forgot too. But this one is becoming an overused modern classic. Maybe I have to stomach another list video for a part 2 after all.

    • @PlatinumNath
      @PlatinumNath 4 роки тому +15

      To be fair as someone living in Asia I am bored seeing so much JDM cars around that American cars look like a dream

    • @masashiiino6914
      @masashiiino6914 4 роки тому +3

      Some toxic jdm community = toxic weeaboo of car community

    • @torquenation8233
      @torquenation8233 4 роки тому +3

      Or 1970 Chevelle

    • @yellowandlimegrat4724
      @yellowandlimegrat4724 4 роки тому +8

      Platinum Nath imo it’s just American kids that make up a huge chunk of the “🔰🔰JDM4LYF”

  • @CVerse
    @CVerse 4 роки тому +17

    The one I'm tired of hearing of from people I meet:
    What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos

  • @connorsutton
    @connorsutton 4 роки тому +71

    “The bat mobile is like a driving tank” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielr.l.mccullough600
      @danielr.l.mccullough600 4 роки тому +9

      I am yet to see flying and sailing tanks.
      No the sturmovik doesn't count
      (Edit) Inb4 anyone comments on the winged T-60, it was a glider so it doesn't fly, it falls with style

    • @kylelinder2392
      @kylelinder2392 3 роки тому +1

      The bat mobile in the dark knight and stuff is a tank

  • @marianvat
    @marianvat 4 роки тому +10

    The only thing a car guy needs to inhale is tire smoke.
    Dont forget that.

    • @FSM_Reviews
      @FSM_Reviews 4 роки тому +2

      So you're saying.....basically I was automatically transformed into a car guy at the age of 10 when I walked into a tire shop.....

  • @AzaanPD
    @AzaanPD 4 роки тому +207

    The BMW Supra jokes used to be funny but now they just piss me off

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 4 роки тому +19

      I used that joke once
      I saw a bmw z4 with a MK4 supra wing

    • @AzaanPD
      @AzaanPD 4 роки тому +5

      Ib Racer4
      I just don’t like the fake vents and it needs a manual imo

    • @codeobey6821
      @codeobey6821 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah I liked it for a few weeks cause I really hated the new supra just because “hurr durr it a BMW” , then I grew up and watched reviews and news about it , and when the aftermarket support starting doing bits I realised that it’s a great car , too expensive, but a great car . Go on any JDM page on insta with a mk5 supra and you’ll be greeted by comedians who think that typing the same joke that 20 other people have already made , right below them , is funny af

    • @AzaanPD
      @AzaanPD 4 роки тому +6

      Codeobey
      And what’s wrong with the BMW parts as long as it’s easy to tune? It has been proven to be very easy to tune and that’s the point of the Supra anyways

    • @adlibbed2138
      @adlibbed2138 4 роки тому +5

      @@AzaanPD oh and it doesn't help that the same crowd would gush over the latest hypercars from Ferrari, Lambo, Bugatti, Koenigsegg, and the like whilst completely ignoring hidden gems like new TVR Griffith, 17' Alpine A110 and GR Yaris

  • @benreinke7276
    @benreinke7276 4 роки тому +1

    The way you seamlessly transitioned into your rant about the UA-cam's algorithm and your other videos not getting as much views was actaully one of the funniest things ever.

  • @putzi6977
    @putzi6977 4 роки тому +68

    "All Hondas are ricers"
    People that don't live in the USA: *visible confusion*

    • @jim.659
      @jim.659 4 роки тому +2

      bro the uk's full of em

    • @scr8846
      @scr8846 4 роки тому +5

      Where I live there was a car meet at a shopping mall, so I went there and I found a lot of customized Integras, not riced, customized, they were beautiful.

    • @YoungWarfare22
      @YoungWarfare22 4 роки тому +1

      @@jim.659 oh no

    • @verylongchannelhandle
      @verylongchannelhandle 3 роки тому

      Yeah nah, I don't see any hondas here, lol. European here

  • @kommandant.357
    @kommandant.357 4 роки тому +1

    Long time ago I searched for your channel!
    And I definitely don't regret searching for it!

  • @EndlessMarch
    @EndlessMarch 4 роки тому +77

    Everyone's trying to pause to read the message at the start, but no one is going to mention how Bladed has, "Sword Art Online" music open in the other tab in every screenshot!??!

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 роки тому +16

      I may hate SAO, but I still love LiSA's voice.

    • @mrblimbo1359
      @mrblimbo1359 4 роки тому +3

      Bladed Angel sao oh god. I mean its aoght to watch but its so basic doe

    • @burningblackknight8237
      @burningblackknight8237 4 роки тому

      @@BladedAngel same

    • @Ervin2v
      @Ervin2v 4 роки тому +1

      Bladed is a Navy Seal...

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 роки тому +1

      @@Ervin2v Nah bro, that's just fucking copy-pasta meme.

  • @VladdyTT
    @VladdyTT 4 роки тому +14

    Mustangs will always be knows as crowd killers, just how it is lol it’s just too funny to trigger a mustang fan boy

    • @michealgray533
      @michealgray533 4 роки тому +4

      Vladimirvich i fell personally attacked but you right

    • @newworlddisorder152
      @newworlddisorder152 4 роки тому +5

      Most stang people I know embrace it lol. It just goes in one ear out the other for me.

  • @drbens549
    @drbens549 4 роки тому +284

    I love how you did all that in the beginning just to say
    DON'T
    STALK
    ME
    But still love ya Braded Angeru (no homo)

    • @nathanoldham9431
      @nathanoldham9431 4 роки тому +30

      Ayo we are two out of three people to pause it in time

    • @drbens549
      @drbens549 4 роки тому +1

      @@nathanoldham9431 eyy

    • @r1l426
      @r1l426 4 роки тому +1

      OMG we're 4 now

    • @murtadhaalmurtadha2221
      @murtadhaalmurtadha2221 4 роки тому +2

      me too but i skipped frame by frame to get it.-.

    • @AzaanPD
      @AzaanPD 4 роки тому

      I’m the 3rd

  • @Josh_H148
    @Josh_H148 4 роки тому +3

    10/10 content Bladed. Love your work

  • @trii.spokes
    @trii.spokes 4 роки тому +124

    When the V-TEC kicks in. The car goes into lightspeed.

    • @ryosuketakahashi1749
      @ryosuketakahashi1749 4 роки тому

      Infinity and beyond

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 4 роки тому +1

      99_Fiαt_Multiplα Han Solo wants to know your location

    • @brunodelecrode4190
      @brunodelecrode4190 4 роки тому +2

      Nasa should put a vtec in their shuttles. We could be in another galaxy in seconds.

    • @hectorvega621
      @hectorvega621 4 роки тому +1

      Deja vu I've been to space before.

    • @ScianGT2
      @ScianGT2 4 роки тому

      Hello the guy that call my ae86 targa drawing cool

  • @directions9964
    @directions9964 4 роки тому +3

    I love pausing the video over and over again to try to see the text and thank your for the “shoutout”

  • @AlexSpalex1
    @AlexSpalex1 4 роки тому +91

    I think the "is that a Batmobile?" Joke originated from that time, a guy got pulled over in a Labo, while dressed as Batman.

    • @mazdamiataUSDMspec
      @mazdamiataUSDMspec 4 роки тому +13

      What? A guy was pulled over in a Nintendo Labo?

    • @AlexSpalex1
      @AlexSpalex1 4 роки тому +3

      @@mazdamiataUSDMspec I meant Lambo.

    • @mazdamiataUSDMspec
      @mazdamiataUSDMspec 4 роки тому +1

      @@AlexSpalex1 i know. Ty Polak? Are you Polish?

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 4 роки тому +1

      I thinks it's because of the sharp and angular design of the batmobile compared to certain supercars

    • @TheDenigreur
      @TheDenigreur 3 роки тому +1

      I think it's more ot the flashy design, juvenile joy of a two door sports cars that usually triggers non-car people to do that joke. I even had the guy at the UHaul say that joke to me and my BRZ when I picked up a truck.

  • @jadenriley5621
    @jadenriley5621 4 роки тому +2

    Congrats, you made me spend 45 seconds of my life to change playback speed, pause, and read the two paragraphs at the beginning on the video

  • @t.j4801
    @t.j4801 4 роки тому +75

    Haven't watched it but I already know the mustang joke is in here
    Edit:yes it is

    • @robochoa7387
      @robochoa7387 4 роки тому +7

      I started using it for years because a mustang owner literally crashed into my garage and left the scene at 3am when I was sleeping 😂 Can’t even stay safe in my house

    • @maxceballos1644
      @maxceballos1644 4 роки тому

      roberto ochoa omfg loool

    • @arunaraghu4453
      @arunaraghu4453 4 роки тому

      Even I knew that!😂😂

    • @t.j4801
      @t.j4801 4 роки тому

      @@robochoa7387 lmfao hope the car(s) were ok

  • @socwyvern9745
    @socwyvern9745 4 роки тому +2

    No 6, I live in Denver, I can vouch for how honest this is.
    The Subaru vape naysh sums up my highschool

  • @denisminigarage2030
    @denisminigarage2030 4 роки тому +45

    that one car joke that Bladed's subscribers overly use:
    bUt bLaDeD, wHeRe'S tHe MiATa?

  • @its_hysteriaa
    @its_hysteriaa 4 роки тому +1

    i completely agree with what you said about certain cars being put on pedestals in the country they're not produced on, honestly, as a brazilian car guy, my eyes glow everytime i see a mustang on the road, because they're very rare here. that also applies to modern camaros, celicas, even ford crown victorias man lmao

  • @hello_there1752
    @hello_there1752 4 роки тому +42

    Supra: the tuning companies will fix it.
    Me:battlefront 2 flashbacks

    • @codeobey6821
      @codeobey6821 4 роки тому +1

      patyyu 9773 tbh though Toyota had good intentions with the supra , making dummy vents and making it very accessible to tuners , they wanted to give a complete blank canvas , but it is too expensive to be a blank canvas , good thing it’s depreciating.

    • @xalataf3365
      @xalataf3365 4 роки тому +2

      You have people complaining how new cars are "not tunable" and when a blank tuning canvas comes out everyone bashes it

    • @hello_there1752
      @hello_there1752 4 роки тому

      @@xalataf3365 I do like the idea of Toyota creating a tuner friendly idea but it should be reasonably priced .I think Toyota is pushing it .it's like ea and Toyota have something in common?

    • @hello_there1752
      @hello_there1752 4 роки тому

      @@codeobey6821 it's like 30k for the 2020 models lol

    • @M67v
      @M67v 4 роки тому

      patyyu 9773
      I mean, the price is a little high compared to a Mustang GT for example, but I don’t find it unreasonable compared to its competition. Either way, people seem to be buying it.

  • @haqiem4010
    @haqiem4010 4 роки тому +1

    Not going to lie, this is the most underrated channel. I miss Mustang chan TwT and shingo jokes

  • @anotherstorm2061
    @anotherstorm2061 4 роки тому +24

    The whole Porsche thing is true though. Some guy on my street got divorced, sued his hair jet black and bought a 911.

  • @Seargentmyself
    @Seargentmyself 4 роки тому +5

    I'm pretty sure my e92 has the same turn signals an e60 and I love them. I used a programer thing to change the momentary setting from 3 ticks to 5 because I felt like that worked better but the signals themselves seem to work great.

  • @hihihi462
    @hihihi462 4 роки тому +56

    People will call murdered our black cars “a bat mobile” for no reason

  • @Mr.Goldbar
    @Mr.Goldbar 4 роки тому +1

    2:55
    I'm happy you showed both an Ibanez, a Strandberg and a PRS.
    Now guess which one is which ;)

  • @slypask9185
    @slypask9185 4 роки тому +25

    "Red = fast because, in *human* psychology..."
    **Orkz want ta know yer location**

  • @aravioli4203
    @aravioli4203 4 роки тому +6

    Don’t forget “ 1 sticker adds 10 hrspr”

  • @kdiffin
    @kdiffin 4 роки тому +52

    LOL the message in 00:00

    • @Student0f1lm
      @Student0f1lm 4 роки тому +1

      I'm trying to pause on it
      Edit: just managed to pause on the message some navy seal shie

    • @nobodycares1238
      @nobodycares1238 4 роки тому +1

      He said 3 people will see it but there's 4 people here saying they saw it 🤔

    • @munirohm2420
      @munirohm2420 4 роки тому +15

      If anyone tries to find me and stalk this address, I'll have killed ...... Top of my class in navy seals and I've been involved in numerous secret raids in al-quaeda, and I have over ten bajillion confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm top nipper is the entire US armed force. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f out with precision the likes of which has never seen before on this earth, mark my effing words. You can think you can get away with saying that shit to me on the Internet? Think again, effer. As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your ip is being traced rn so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm thst wipes out the pathetic little thing you call life. You're effing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can kill you in over 700 ways and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat but I have access to the entire US arsenal of the United States and the marines and I will use it to its extent and bla bla bla read it yourself

    • @darkox4172
      @darkox4172 4 роки тому

      @@munirohm2420 FRICK YOU TOOK WHAT I WAS GONNA DO

    • @kvkflvp
      @kvkflvp 4 роки тому

      Just found it

  • @nolanprather1076
    @nolanprather1076 3 роки тому +11

    The most overused joke: “yes officer it’s stock”😐

  • @captaincopconner2663
    @captaincopconner2663 4 роки тому +55

    Any slim, sexy, red car ever.......Is ThAt A fErRaRi!!!!!!!! LeT Me GeT a PiC bRo!!!
    This happened to my 300zx..... I hate to be butthurt but I am tired of saying “no it’s a Nissan”

    • @joshhall2323
      @joshhall2323 4 роки тому +4

      As a fellow z32 owner id like to add...
      Please stop with the 300zx and Diablo headlight joke, every time I go to a car show I get atleast 5 people saying "diD yOu kNow tHe dIaBlO tOoK the heAd liGHts?"

    • @RandomiMies4444
      @RandomiMies4444 4 роки тому +3

      @@joshhall2323 diD yOu KnOw tHe DiAbLo ToOk tHe rEaR LiGhTs FrOm a bUs?

    • @jdmking4776
      @jdmking4776 4 роки тому

      People say the same thing for my MR2 for some reason...

  • @lockG1776
    @lockG1776 4 роки тому +6

    I heard that in the next gen honda civic after v-tec kicks in the speedometer displays speed in Machs ;)

  • @KEViN-qz4xe
    @KEViN-qz4xe 4 роки тому +13

    That hidden message in the start tho, it was difficult to pause and read it lmaoo

    • @Dude_Man8
      @Dude_Man8 3 роки тому +1

      Facts, it only lasted 2 frames, if you're on a computer, you can pause and move forward or back on frames with periods and commas.

    • @gabriell04032
      @gabriell04032 3 роки тому

      @@Dude_Man8 wtf i didnt know that lmao

  • @amitailavi9512
    @amitailavi9512 3 роки тому +1

    "Based on impact of car community" huh? Mustang 'hit with the crowd' 10/10

  • @giuseppediserio8145
    @giuseppediserio8145 4 роки тому +33

    0:37 My mom whenever she sees a sporty looking red car

  • @GreatRoostar
    @GreatRoostar 4 роки тому +1

    Bladed angel worked hard on this video in order to educate and entertain his viewers.
    Me: Spends 2hours trying to read the message at the beginning of the video XD

  • @simonbrogtrop7565
    @simonbrogtrop7565 4 роки тому +6

    Bladed, I won’t stalk you, but only because you’ll send navy seals to my house.

  • @ollivermohler7385
    @ollivermohler7385 4 роки тому +2

    If it makes you feel better bladed, I watch every one of you uploads

  • @rayo8190
    @rayo8190 4 роки тому +11

    i haven't watched the video yet but there better be the "SuPrA = BmW 🤓" joke *
    i was not disappointed.

  • @JinteiModding
    @JinteiModding 4 роки тому +15

    Non car guy friend (NCGF):
    "Hey dude I wanna see what cars you got in that Gran tourism game"
    Me:
    "Oh ok"
    **i show him my car list**
    NCGF:
    "You got a Bugatti?"
    Me:
    "Nah dude, that car corner like shit compared to the Aventador or the R34"
    NCGF:
    "Yoo, you got a Ferrari?! Awesome"
    Me, looking at my 90's NSX Type R:
    **anger**

  • @That_Braziliann
    @That_Braziliann 4 роки тому +8

    When bladed turned into a seal trying to kill your family

  • @ivan199898
    @ivan199898 4 роки тому +1

    I think batmobile joke came from The Dark Knight trilogy, where he’s seen driving the Murciélago in the first 2 movies, and then his Aventador being repo’d in the 3rd. I know I’ve used this joke before.

    • @william_SMMA
      @william_SMMA 2 роки тому

      Seems the owner of this channel doesn't also know that there's not just 1 batmobile
      The older batmobiles looked a lot like the Apollo IE or Veneno or even the Svj if painted black completely
      Even the 2016 batman had a 1969 challenger and there's a lot of cool cars that look like that nowadays

  • @GT-rc8tk
    @GT-rc8tk 4 роки тому +29

    But Bladed?
    How's the miata?

    • @denkifriedkalamari1730
      @denkifriedkalamari1730 4 роки тому

      Everyone asks where is the Miata
      BUT NOONE ASKS HOW'S THE MIATA

    • @terminhaider9695
      @terminhaider9695 4 роки тому

      @@J.PC.Designs the word "where" means in or to what place or position
      the word "how" means to ask about the condition or quality of something

    • @ldmtag
      @ldmtag 4 роки тому

      How's the Miata? Is that a new meme or what? I've seen it multiple times

  • @djholro
    @djholro 4 роки тому +1

    To be fair, Acura themselves used joke #2 in their marketing for the NSX when it launched in the early 90s. A TV ad set in Italy's wine region had an elderly man asking (in Italian with English subtitles) his 30-something son if his new car was a Ferrari. To which the reply was "No, papa...Acura."
    Acura was very proud of the fact that it looked just as good yet outperformed the the 348, was far more reliable and a fraction of the cost.
    I remember this commercial quite vividly as if it were yesterday because I was obsessed with the NSX, being in my mid-teens at the time.

    • @djholro
      @djholro 4 роки тому

      To follow that up, the same ad campaign had one set in Germany for the Vigor sports sedan. One businessman turned to another and asked "Ist Deutches auto? (Is that a German car?)" Reply: "nein...Acura".
      Please forgive me if you speak German, I don't know if I butchered the original dialogue.

  • @canaykclr1137
    @canaykclr1137 4 роки тому +5

    Kids always say this when they see a Lambo Sesto Elemento: "Oh looK ıTs THe zEntOrnO

    • @subscribeorjosephwillhaunt5425
      @subscribeorjosephwillhaunt5425 4 роки тому +2

      Is that an adder? *looks at an bugatti veyron ss*
      Or they're talking about a real sahara adder being in their place

    • @ryosuketakahashi1749
      @ryosuketakahashi1749 4 роки тому

      Sestos are pretty rare for them kids to comment on it

    • @ocallaghan3865
      @ocallaghan3865 4 роки тому

      And people who call not just terradyne but all L.A.P.Vs the insurgent

  • @iraqifoodcart8447
    @iraqifoodcart8447 4 роки тому +10

    Paused at beginning.
    If I don't see "how many kids did you abduct today?" when talking about vans, I'll be disappointed lol

  • @zera0611
    @zera0611 4 роки тому +58

    Overused huh.
    I mean who’s the Miata

  • @meekaaweekaa
    @meekaaweekaa 4 роки тому +1

    Your mention of New Balance was amazing. I'm 16 and I love New Balance.

  • @mic1472
    @mic1472 4 роки тому +12

    shoutout to the other 2 people that read the message at the start

  • @mihirprasad4070
    @mihirprasad4070 4 роки тому +7

    Car 👏 Meme 👏 Review👏

  • @rafayjamil2249
    @rafayjamil2249 4 роки тому +3

    Damn man, never thought you were 44. You sound so Young! I would have guessed around 25

    • @shawn1020
      @shawn1020 3 роки тому

      Wait what

    • @dbabu51
      @dbabu51 3 роки тому

      @@shawn1020 ever since he got his corvette, he’s been 44

  • @carcrazycanuk7468
    @carcrazycanuk7468 4 роки тому +3

    Haven’t watched the video yet
    I’m gonna call it
    Is that a supra?
    Edit: I was wrong

  • @JordanCarterLover911
    @JordanCarterLover911 4 роки тому +1

    This is how many times bladed said hur dur

  • @jackvexplaid
    @jackvexplaid 4 роки тому +9

    The "is that a supra!?" Meme kind of annoys the hell out of me.

    • @scr8846
      @scr8846 4 роки тому +2

      The 2JZ engine is only powerful when modded, bone stock, combined with the Supra's somewhat high weight, is really average

  • @Redbullfish
    @Redbullfish Рік тому +1

    I'm just going to pretend that i did not read 55 life threats from bladed

  • @punchy77855
    @punchy77855 4 роки тому +3

    Don’t worry, I won’t stalk you, or find out your address
    “Shoutout to those 3 people”

  • @CopycatkboxYoutube
    @CopycatkboxYoutube 4 роки тому +1

    Lemme guess I just started watching and i bet theirs a REAL HIT WITH THE CROWD joke in this video i guarantee

  • @alexdiezg
    @alexdiezg 4 роки тому

    Best car meme is that guy with glasses on staring at a Supra, sprays what seems to be water all over his face, poorly wipes off his glasses with a cloth and screams "IS THAT A SUPRA?".

  • @TheKrzysiek
    @TheKrzysiek 4 роки тому +2

    11. Anything Initial D related
    I was ok with it at first when it wasn't super overused, but now even slight mention of it is always kAnSeI dOrIfTo, aE86 bEsT cAr, dEjA vU and so on.
    It's very annoying especially since I used to quite like Initial D and actually still like the games and eurobeat, but whenever I mention it to anyone they always answer with "Oh yea I also love (insert 3 songs from memes)".

    • @cyberzombie038
      @cyberzombie038 4 роки тому

      Agreed, I used to love listening to Running in the 90's and Deja vu while doing mountain runs but the memes just killed it for me.

  • @dawsonwebster8367
    @dawsonwebster8367 4 роки тому +2

    When everyone trying to pause the video to read the message but not many people realize the playback speed button 😂

  • @basicallystupid9008
    @basicallystupid9008 4 роки тому +1

    I hate when non car guy say "why you always spend alot of time and money in yout crappy car. U could just go and buy a new car"
    Gets me in the guts everytime!!

  • @pi_za8214
    @pi_za8214 4 роки тому +1

    Car guys: your week
    Prius owners: I’m you

  • @stiang872
    @stiang872 4 роки тому +1

    5:28 Every time i see a MX-5 Miata here in Norway NA-ND it is always a 40+ year old man or woman. But 2 days ago I saw a NB and the owner was in the 20.

  • @joashhappy5739
    @joashhappy5739 4 роки тому +1

    the red joke me: Sooo someone could paint their toyota sienna red to make it as fast as a konisegg agera rs1

  • @junglebadoom
    @junglebadoom 2 роки тому +1

    “Is that a Ferrari?” Now applies to the new corvettes

  • @Appa1315
    @Appa1315 3 роки тому

    “Why is my product broken?”
    “A DLC CAN FIX IT!”
    My man just described Apple in 2 sentences

  • @meemdoggoriginallongdrink
    @meemdoggoriginallongdrink 4 роки тому +1

    Red car: Ferrari
    Yellow car: Lamborghini
    Black car: batmobile

  • @Pippy1
    @Pippy1 4 роки тому +1

    I spent so long trying to pause it on that exact frame just for that... did me fucking dirty

  • @trueherogames8324
    @trueherogames8324 4 роки тому +2

    When you pause the video at the perfect time just to see bladed say:
    Don’t stalk me

  • @hxgLLC
    @hxgLLC Рік тому +1

    Overused car joke:
    Honda Civics are lawnmowers

  • @saulhudson7788
    @saulhudson7788 3 роки тому

    That outdated Navy Seals joke lmfao! "Don't stalk me!"
    You asked me to comment about it if I see it?
    So I did! **shrugs**

  • @alexlast3141
    @alexlast3141 3 роки тому

    I’m actually mildly glad that one of my favourite Australian only car brands (FPV) on the Car brands Picture at 1:10. I would like to see a video on FPV if possible

  • @AlexK-no2gs
    @AlexK-no2gs 4 роки тому +2

    once you get used to the bmw turn signals, theyre actually more intuitive and imo better than normal ones

  • @adambecvar8391
    @adambecvar8391 4 роки тому

    To your batmobile x lamborghini example. Of course they are fundamentally different but I think people say that because some of the details are similar. On that picture of the aventador and the batmobile from behind you can see that clearly. They have somewhat similar silhouette and then why I think people are reminded of the batmobile when they see the aventador could be because it's design is full of triangles and other polygons, I see how it's slightly cyberpunk design language and elevating air openings could remind them of that, especially now that I've seen them side by side. Anyway, keep up the good work, there are people that watch even if the youtube doesn't recommend it! :D

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +2

    (1:10) But I love your non-car guy videos, becuase as a non-car guy myself, it shows things that I didn't know. You go though a list of things that might be obvious to car guys, but isn't obvious to me.

  • @nusauskas123
    @nusauskas123 4 роки тому +2

    The navy seals joke in the begining is amazing