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  • Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  10 днів тому +339

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    • @noahn627
      @noahn627 8 днів тому +23

      Where is Campaign for North Africa? It's only 1500 hours.

    • @sahatlst8708
      @sahatlst8708 8 днів тому

      you know you can watch smiling friends through channel 4 right? it's free

    • @Sidlurker
      @Sidlurker 8 днів тому +1

      How is this comment a day old, I am baffled mate

    • @Eddy_Grimm
      @Eddy_Grimm 8 днів тому +4

      @@Sidlurker Video is uploaded Private 1 day ago where the uploader can comment, then released to the public a day later so the comment is a day old.

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 8 днів тому

      nord is its self a malware. i know its money for ya but imma just say it.

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 8 днів тому +10706

    You cannot escape Campaign for North Africa, Valefisk.

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 8 днів тому +1266

      Afrcia calls for you vale

    • @lephinor2458
      @lephinor2458 8 днів тому +311

      Even Valefisk has limits.

    • @patrickdix772
      @patrickdix772 8 днів тому +728

      It's the Campaign for the Campaign for North Africa.

    • @spap6407
      @spap6407 8 днів тому +328

      Finlan- I mean north Africa doesn't forgive and it certainly doesn't forget

    • @indomitablesloth2437
      @indomitablesloth2437 8 днів тому +206

      I see the Finns have migrated and are now clamoring for North Africa XD

  • @Djaakie
    @Djaakie 8 днів тому +1866

    "a couple years ago i made a fake horror game called Crypt" IM SORRY A COUPLE YEARS??? wasnt that like 3 months ago??

    • @User-NES69P4Pi
      @User-NES69P4Pi 8 днів тому +50

      O.O whos gonna tell him...

    • @TheRealAaronbrine
      @TheRealAaronbrine 8 днів тому +83

      Me. That was 2 years ago mate.

    • @lolucorn1
      @lolucorn1 8 днів тому +77

      ​@@TheRealAaronbrineLIES I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

    • @TheRealAaronbrine
      @TheRealAaronbrine 8 днів тому +38

      @@lolucorn1 Wake up man! You gotta wake up!

    • @Spitfire-nm6ic
      @Spitfire-nm6ic 7 днів тому

      ​​@@TheRealAaronbrinei just cant believe ive been watching vale for that long, or that ive been working at kroger for that long

  • @Totas_funnynumber
    @Totas_funnynumber 8 днів тому +585

    Have you heard of the Star Wars Mega Game?
    It's Rebellion, but every time you initiate fleet combat, you go to another table and play Armada, and everytime you initiate dogfights, you play X-Wing, and for all land combat, you play Legions.
    I personally call it Campaign for Yavin 4

    • @DustD.Reaper
      @DustD.Reaper 8 днів тому

      Vale is cultivating an audience of sadistic sociopaths who are willing to not only subject their friends but also themself through immense amounts of psychological torture for the simple reason of "why not?" and somehow manage to get people to willingly subject themself to the suffering...its fun to be an insane rat

    • @EmporerDragon
      @EmporerDragon 8 днів тому +88

      My friend group once did something similar. We played a game of Star Wars Risk, but every dice roll was substituted with a game of Star Wars Miniatures (The tactics game when WotC had the license before Fantasy Flight) with the map being determined by the planet being invaded. We also included additional rules around the unique characters, where if they were defeated, they'd be on cooldown, forcing the players to use different pieces or retreat the units and cede points to the other player.
      Was pretty fun, but we never finished, namely because of one player deciding to sap all the joy out of it by endlessly complaining whenever he was on the backfoot.

    • @ramicane1671
      @ramicane1671 7 днів тому +23

      @@EmporerDragon So pretty much a more detailed, tabletop version of Empire at War

    • @TDub-ox7wu
      @TDub-ox7wu 15 годин тому

      Just how long did it take you? Each armada game (if going for total annihilation) is an HOUR. Each x-wing game can be 30 minutes.

    • @Totas_funnynumber
      @Totas_funnynumber 14 годин тому +1

      @@TDub-ox7wu I haven't played it, I've heard about it from my dad

  • @__lasevix_
    @__lasevix_ 8 днів тому +821

    Chamber's internet problems make me think his fiber might be passing through a microwave link, it's a common joke with telecom engineers that microwave rays between antennas simply stop working when raining.

    • @gijskramer1702
      @gijskramer1702 8 днів тому +54

      Thats why my internet always stutters when it rains or when its windy.

    • @zrobotics
      @zrobotics 8 днів тому +23

      My question is how is he editing videos with how crap his internet is? Or are they fine with a 2 week delay while he downloads footage?

    • @jonaut5705
      @jonaut5705 8 днів тому +73

      @@zrobotics well he just edits when it's not raining

    • @polymogs
      @polymogs 8 днів тому

      @@jonaut5705very infrequent periods of clear weather in scotland

    • @londonhatred
      @londonhatred 8 днів тому +30

      @@jonaut5705 it's scotland. it never stops.

  • @Solll0
    @Solll0 8 днів тому +4362

    Gambling Always Pays

    • @heartysquid
      @heartysquid 8 днів тому +160

      Did you know, 99% of gamblers give up RIGHT before winning big?
      True story.

    • @ericzimmerman6296
      @ericzimmerman6296 8 днів тому +28

      God I love gambling

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 8 днів тому +37

      LETS go gambilng!

    • @Bludiamond_Titanium
      @Bludiamond_Titanium 8 днів тому +26

      Money may not bring happiness, but gambling definitely does!

    • @billymkj2763
      @billymkj2763 8 днів тому +23

      @@heartysquid can people stop saying 99% it's LITERALLY 100% of gamblers. Why is this true? Because literally anything COULD have happened in the alternative future that didn't happen (gambler continuing) so we can safely assume that every single gambler would have won big if they continued. There is no way to prove or disprove this, and it being true is funnier.

  • @Ed-1749
    @Ed-1749 8 днів тому +1508

    "Paying mortgages was more math than anticipated" incredibly realistic then

  • @skorgeypoo12
    @skorgeypoo12 8 днів тому +239

    dyno being that one homeless man running around holy after his failed rap business put him into the hole with no way out, only for him to be arrested nearly every year for harassing the local populace will never get old

    • @increbidel4685
      @increbidel4685 7 днів тому +4

      Joshua Norton

    • @jan_harald
      @jan_harald 7 днів тому +17

      the funniest part is how going to jail actually SAVED him until the jail shut down, lmfao
      because he was constantly in jail, he never had to actually pay up anything

  • @username5155
    @username5155 8 днів тому +388

    I did NOT expect to see Dripmaster Greg in the Valefisk canon.

    • @Snipergod1024
      @Snipergod1024 7 днів тому +5

      How could you not expect Dripmaster Greg?

    • @username5155
      @username5155 7 днів тому +8

      @@Snipergod1024 I wasn’t prepared for the Dripmaster himself to appear live on camera so casually like that

  • @TenBillionAnts
    @TenBillionAnts 8 днів тому +1863

    The thing about gambling is that you can only lose 100% of the money you put in, but there’s no limit on how much you can make. Do the math.

    • @smorgasbored2265
      @smorgasbored2265 8 днів тому +28

      Lose 100%, 90% of the time, or make 1000%... less than 1% of the time-
      Do the math LMAO

    • @seizalez8096
      @seizalez8096 8 днів тому

      ​@@smorgasbored2265only 1000%? think higher

    • @argon7624
      @argon7624 8 днів тому +104

      @@smorgasbored2265 I think they're making a joke, bud

    • @radeklew1
      @radeklew1 8 днів тому +67

      ​@@smorgasbored2265I mean that wheel has like 1.8x expected return

    • @butlazgazempropan-butan11k87
      @butlazgazempropan-butan11k87 8 днів тому +5

      Unless you go into debt

  • @copycalico
    @copycalico 8 днів тому +3650

    Symbolizing the "Inventor" Thomas Edison by unintentionally flipping the Tesla logo on its head is the best piece of accidental comedy I've seen all year

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle 8 днів тому +136

      Thomas Edison was an incredible inventor alongside being a fantastic organizer for his team & did at least equal to Tesla. Both men worked on improvements to the lightbulb, the lightbulb predates either's birth but it was Edison's vision & understanding of how this could be brought to the general public & refined that drove this pursuit. Why Edison was brilliant & important has mostly to do with how he utilized existing infrastructure to innovate & create a national electric grid making it a commercial force usable by the general public & viable for immediate implementation. Though also Edison's work on audio recording, motion picture, essentially founding modern research industrial laboratory, advancements in batteries, erc were enormously important.
      I tire greatly of people trying to remove his credit as an inventor.
      Tesla was also brilliant in his field but also inflexible & impractical.

    • @sarvashaktimaan7106
      @sarvashaktimaan7106 8 днів тому +38

      @@pubcle I think he was just shit-talking Tesla, my man

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle 8 днів тому +149

      ​​​​@@sarvashaktimaan7106 No, he's very obviously shit talking Edison using sarcasm for 'inventor' when referring to the man.
      I just dislike the disinformation about Edison. Edison had character problems but trying to denigrate his skill as an inventor is flatly incorrect. It's made every time Edison or Tesla come into a conversation.

    • @Sam-Cain
      @Sam-Cain 8 днів тому

      ​​@@pubcleYou tire of the truth. Thomas Edison was a patent troll who stole damn near every "invention" he laid claim to, and any he couldn't have he'd remove by violence. He's a thief, a con-artist and Hell's loudest bullshitter.
      There's more important shit to be upset about, devoting your time to mending the reputation of a well known and long dead asshole isn't worth it.

    • @snaleizkool
      @snaleizkool 8 днів тому +40

      @@pubcle dweeebbb

  • @Pulse0n
    @Pulse0n 7 днів тому +52

    my favorite running gag is dyno’s iron getting slowly larger as the game progresses until it just starts massacring any piece it lands on

    • @dynamo8846
      @dynamo8846 7 днів тому +10

      Biiig Iron

    • @MB-lo7vb
      @MB-lo7vb 3 дні тому +1

      I WAS LOOKING FOR A COOME T LIKE THIS

  • @geograymon55
    @geograymon55 8 днів тому +449

    The board having a retro arcade esthetic is perfect. Being reminded of the simpler times while going into debt is the true modern adult experience.

    • @Wired_User
      @Wired_User 8 днів тому +24

      It’s all the rage nowadays: using nostalgia as a commentary on late stage capitalism a la old logo tshirts and vaporwave.

  • @kristoferssolo
    @kristoferssolo 8 днів тому +3904

    - Vale: releases new video
    - Rats: Is this CNA?

    • @xaviersavard6343
      @xaviersavard6343 8 днів тому +154

      I need the 12 hour long pasta tax hell

    • @glowingfox704
      @glowingfox704 8 днів тому +40

      Come back in a year and we might have it.

    • @kubaxwot4629
      @kubaxwot4629 8 днів тому +8

      just like you said in discord

    • @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563
      @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 8 днів тому +52

      ​@@glowingfox704 99% of rats quit the year before pasta tax hell.

    • @Vileplume87
      @Vileplume87 8 днів тому +17

      ​@@xaviersavard6343 only 12 hours?? I'm expecting a video that's at least 36 hours of pure torment

  • @xaviersavard6343
    @xaviersavard6343 8 днів тому +2221

    Where is the campaign for North Africa, where italians have a pasta tax and rats fight together

    • @hidude685
      @hidude685 8 днів тому +69

      i hope he plays it, but i think its pretty hard to convince 9 people to play 1h everyday for 4 years straight

    • @tankintime2118
      @tankintime2118 8 днів тому

      @@hidude685 Play 35,040 hours a day for 1 day straight. It's literally so easy

    • @xaviersavard6343
      @xaviersavard6343 8 днів тому +45

      ​@@hidude685 with how much he teased us and his track record, I thinks its coming, just in time

  • @Lynxium_
    @Lynxium_ 8 днів тому +239

    Why does Dyno ALWAYS get the weirdest board-game plays? First in Uno he has a shit ton cards and wins, then he manages to survive to 2nd place by being in jail for so long

    • @dynamo8846
      @dynamo8846 7 днів тому +41

      The game hates me and has it out for me

    • @Lynxium_
      @Lynxium_ 7 днів тому +7

      @@dynamo8846 you expected anything else? :)

    • @jakobbruhspenning
      @jakobbruhspenning 3 дні тому +4

      after all properties have been sold, the optimal play is to go to jail, so you never have to pay anyone

  • @supernicktendo64
    @supernicktendo64 8 днів тому +255

    Can I just say, that this board game design was so much more aesthetic than when Vale started making board games. Props to the art team, Maive and the rest included. Always such a joy to watch custom board game antics. The Debt is real.

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 7 днів тому +16

      wdym, Vale's OG torture boardgame was peak aesthetics

    • @masterjbt
      @masterjbt 16 годин тому +1

      You’re telling me you didn’t like the pain board?

    • @supernicktendo64
      @supernicktendo64 12 годин тому

      @@masterjbt Imho, this is simply reaching the pinnacle thus far. As great as the rest were, this just reaches higher heights than ever before.

    • @masterjbt
      @masterjbt 12 годин тому

      @@supernicktendo64 true

  • @hooting-ton5215
    @hooting-ton5215 8 днів тому +2452

    "In 1902 to 1903, Magie designed the game[2] and play tested it in Arden, Delaware.[3] The game was created to be a "practical demonstration of the present system of land grabbing with all its usual outcomes and consequences". She based the game on the economic principles of Georgism, a system proposed by Henry George, with the object of demonstrating how rents enrich property owners and impoverish tenants."
    Basically Valefisk created an updated version of the Original Landlord game that "Inspired" Monopoly

    • @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563
      @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 8 днів тому +224

      Time is a flat circle

    • @Thomaas551
      @Thomaas551 8 днів тому

      Time is a four sided cube​@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563

    • @Kuhmuhnistische_Partei
      @Kuhmuhnistische_Partei 8 днів тому +293

      Yeah. And one of the main ways to distribute the game was actually just people copying the rules and making their own boards. Which led to like thousands of versions of the game. And then some salesman ghoul came around, claimed the rights for himself and sued against every other version basically monopolizing the concept of the basic game idea which makes the name quite accurate in another way I guess.

    • @schaffs2
      @schaffs2 8 днів тому +112

      I was curious about this and did some googling
      The game had two different rules, one where you competed against others to make the most money, and the other where you all work as a team to make money
      The game was taken by someone else, removed the teamwork mode, sold to Hasbro, and became monopoly

    • @harlster4163
      @harlster4163 8 днів тому +9

      @@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 but.. circles are flat already?

  • @Mumbos_Trusted_Advisor
    @Mumbos_Trusted_Advisor 8 днів тому +1512

    Just wait until he makes the insane version of Realistic monopoly. That Atlantic railroad will now cost TRILLIONS!!!

    • @alimbis
      @alimbis 8 днів тому +37

      or like 300$

    • @FoxbatSVK
      @FoxbatSVK 8 днів тому +67

      300$ for the players. BBS subsidies? 99% of the US budget for the next two decades.

    • @xxanda_01
      @xxanda_01 8 днів тому +19

      Big bridge subsidies!!!

    • @ThugShakers4Christ
      @ThugShakers4Christ 8 днів тому +11

      Back in the day, Penn Central had a value higher than the federal budget. They got so big that, at one point, they didn't even realize they illegally owned an airline!

    • @Mumbos_Trusted_Advisor
      @Mumbos_Trusted_Advisor 8 днів тому +8

      @@ThugShakers4Christ They owned an airline? Some part of them bought an airline and the higher ups did not notice?

  • @realmegabite
    @realmegabite 8 днів тому +212

    as someone else in the comments said, you have recreated The Landlord's Game, what Monopoly was originally. We truly have come full circle.

    • @jan_harald
      @jan_harald 7 днів тому +4

      more people should know about this

  • @YayapLives
    @YayapLives 8 днів тому +61

    Fun fact: because Vale has added even more ways to get into jail. And the only downside of not paying for properties is that you can go to jail. The probable optimal strategy is to never pay rent. In an attempt to either get to jail early or get teleported back to jail to give you more chances at buying the orange properties. As those properties are going to be the ones people land on once they get out of jail. And as more people are going to be going to jail than passing go that's the best way of making money.

    • @jan_harald
      @jan_harald 7 днів тому +13

      another fun trick would be to first up, just buy up EVERYTHING, aiming to roll low, and just use 3/4 of your first round buying stuff and going into debt, and THEN try to get to jail all the time

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac 3 дні тому +1

      God I love it when people actually come up with legit strategies for the terrible comedy Monopoly rules like in this video and the Communist Monopoly one. It really speaks to the autistic person inside me.

  • @dynamo8846
    @dynamo8846 8 днів тому +640

    RECORD BREAKING NUMBERS

  • @ytrav
    @ytrav 8 днів тому +1543

    "The big money space, which is gambling"
    "The casino space, which is gambling"
    "And the stock market which is also gambling"
    So... this is a gambling ""MONOPOLY""? (cue laugh track)

    • @themonsterjack
      @themonsterjack 8 днів тому +38

      The silence is palpable

    • @neevko267
      @neevko267 День тому

      **[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]**

  • @ItsLucaagain
    @ItsLucaagain 8 днів тому +144

    The whole “Wheres campaign for North Africa Video” has gotten me interested enough to play a game of it with my friends. I’ve already found 6 people that are willing. Never thought I’d see the day

    • @EmmaTheSmol
      @EmmaTheSmol 8 днів тому +28

      Good luck
      update on how it goes if you don't die maybe?

    • @ItsLucaagain
      @ItsLucaagain 8 днів тому +14

      @@EmmaTheSmol i might actually do a Sitrep lmao

    • @JellyMyst
      @JellyMyst 5 днів тому

      Hi. Just commenting here so I may get notifications on how this develops.

    • @EmmaTheSmol
      @EmmaTheSmol 5 днів тому

      @@ItsLucaagain that would be lit ngl

    • @ItsLucaagain
      @ItsLucaagain 4 дні тому +5

      I’m yet to find another 3 people who want to play the game so unfortunately y’all will have to wait a little longer. This 10 player minimum requirement is quite something.

  • @montanancarguy7770
    @montanancarguy7770 8 днів тому +55

    I love that dynos clothing iron kept slowly getting bigger

  • @hazama0634
    @hazama0634 8 днів тому +1124

    Honestly, whilst I don’t know how easy it would be for vale to replicate, I kinda want to see him and the gang play through No Rolls Barred’s “Communopoly” game, because Vale as Stalin torturing his friends through Stalinist communist policies could be hilarious.

    • @danstratyt
      @danstratyt 8 днів тому +155

      It could be interesting but I don't think Vale could quite pull off Dom's insane characterisation. Also, it's not very nice to try and straight copy someone else's idea (although I have seen a Communopoly older than NRB's). Maybe Vale could design his own version, then that would be cool.

    • @hazama0634
      @hazama0634 8 днів тому +79

      @@danstratyt fair point, it might be ok if he asked them and gave full credit idk. but even if he just made something like it could definitely be cool

    • @graysongreydeathcarlyle
      @graysongreydeathcarlyle 8 днів тому +7

      Would be very interesting!

    • @SweATZ87
      @SweATZ87 8 днів тому

      Eh with how vale is he'd add so much crazy stuff it's not stealing and just taking inspiration from which is fair by me​@@danstratyt

    • @plzletmebefrank
      @plzletmebefrank 8 днів тому +20

      ... Don't they have a recreated version of Communoply already on tabletop simulator?

  • @TheRedKing247
    @TheRedKing247 8 днів тому +424

    All things considered, I think Maivi would make a pretty good Disney villain.

    • @lemonlupinreuben5362
      @lemonlupinreuben5362 8 днів тому +33

      implying she isn't alreadu

    • @aidenxiong2945
      @aidenxiong2945 8 днів тому +47

      She's Bowler Hat Guy from Meet the Robinsons
      (Vale's the hat)

    • @polterofen
      @polterofen 8 днів тому +4

      ​@@aidenxiong2945Joke so funny he said it thrice.

    • @aidenxiong2945
      @aidenxiong2945 8 днів тому +15

      @@polterofen Who coulda guessed that lag would do that

    • @increbidel4685
      @increbidel4685 7 днів тому +1

      Well it _was_ pretty funny…

  • @nicorozner7417
    @nicorozner7417 8 днів тому +56

    Dyno spent most of the game in a Groundhog Day like scenario where the time resets whenever he goes to prison

  • @AriaHope
    @AriaHope 7 днів тому +10

    I love the silent agreement to just never really acknowledge the iron piece growing bigger each turn other than a small "big iron" comment at the very end

  • @BrotatoeGod
    @BrotatoeGod 8 днів тому +334

    Everyone's single braincell working to make Fancy Greg

  • @noahn627
    @noahn627 8 днів тому +528

    Where is Campaign for North Africa? It's only 1500 hours.

    • @Madbot_
      @Madbot_ 8 днів тому +4

      Pasta points

  • @Theaveragegamer_12
    @Theaveragegamer_12 8 днів тому +63

    So many "It's so over" and "We're so back" moments in one video lmao.

  • @DustD.Reaper
    @DustD.Reaper 8 днів тому +29

    I really love the underdog hero story of a stuck in time Dyno just trying to get his salery and local gambling addict Lynx being constantly being in crippling debt but Lynx keeps on saying they make it big and only to get bailed out by Dyno not getting marked because of his time loop and Lynx hitting the slots, winning big and instantly burning everything the moment he was save

  • @YEETTHEMOOM1
    @YEETTHEMOOM1 8 днів тому +55

    Dyno Pawn gets bigger every time the video cuts and it's so fucking funny I don't know why also the bank just has a orbital laser to obliterate you if you don't pay when you are Marked for Death

  • @onagda
    @onagda 8 днів тому +82

    "Man, I sure am tired"
    *Valefisk uploads a nearly 2 hour torture board game video*
    "This is clearly more important than sleep."

  • @brianloop2726
    @brianloop2726 8 днів тому +111

    As a Cleveland OH resident, I can't explain my joy of being represented in a Vale video by means of "average household income." I feel honored and poor in comparison.

  • @aarexion7685
    @aarexion7685 8 днів тому +54

    Fun fact: the odds of the same stock going up by 1000% twice in a row is 1/666

    • @ArcticArmy
      @ArcticArmy 8 днів тому +11

      1/676*

    • @NaridaX
      @NaridaX 7 днів тому +5

      I also dont understand how a stock can do -1000%. Wouldnt it end up at -900% what is was before?

    • @TheArtisten
      @TheArtisten 7 днів тому

      Yeah wheel landed at -1000% but the stock went to -90%. Big Stocks are at it again. Probably got a government bailout to save the company from going under.

    • @Spielername124
      @Spielername124 2 дні тому

      @@NaridaX yeah the percent Math realy doesn't work out

  • @Totas_funnynumber
    @Totas_funnynumber 8 днів тому +178

    I need a compilation of all of Lynx's gambling shenanigans

    • @thelastdunkonian2846
      @thelastdunkonian2846 8 днів тому +67

      "let's go gambling!
      AW DANG IT
      AW DANG IT
      AW DANG IT"

    • @lolucorn1
      @lolucorn1 8 днів тому +16

      ​@@thelastdunkonian2846don't forget right as soon as a games about to end he just starts racking up the big money

    • @NyxWhiteFang
      @NyxWhiteFang 8 днів тому +21

      I think every "gambling pays" alone would be more than 5 minutes long

    • @Totas_funnynumber
      @Totas_funnynumber 8 днів тому +10

      @@NyxWhiteFang then you throw in the Life video, and now it's somehow longer than both videos combined

    • @Guile_The_Exile
      @Guile_The_Exile 6 днів тому +1

      ​@@thelastdunkonian2846Minus that annoying Tiktok brain rot audio clip that's being spammed into oblivion 😐

  • @Bipolar.Baddie
    @Bipolar.Baddie 8 днів тому +81

    I'm convinced I'll be out of college loan debt before we get another update on the Campaign for North Africa video

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 8 днів тому +83

    Actually, that's exactly how mortgages work. Just like you can also force the bank to apply your payment to principal if you didn't sign that away in your agreement. As long as you didn't agree otherwise, the bank works for you even if they're taking your money. They just don't have anything massive to fear cause they basically own you until the payment is completed in its entirety, but you're supposed to call the shots with your money.

  • @slimek20
    @slimek20 5 днів тому +7

    I love it when Maivi's microphone peaks and it turns from a loud scream into a static
    She's so enthusiastic about money being lost

  • @DensetsuVII
    @DensetsuVII 8 днів тому +59

    I have never seen another youtuber so dedicated to making the most notoriously taxing board games somehow worse, and then sharing that experience with their "friends". Can I subscribe a second time?

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac 3 дні тому

      Yes, afaik there's nothing stopping you from making multiple UA-cam accounts.

  • @konstantinrezvoi
    @konstantinrezvoi 8 днів тому +33

    Would've been even funnier to find actual listings for the properties, so you can't deny reality because all the listings are real.

  • @squi1d460
    @squi1d460 8 днів тому +16

    I was rooting for Dyno and actually was so surprised he got so far. Dynoheads stayed winning until we didn't. Essentially a big lifeboat too big to fail slashed to pieces, held together by sellotape and made with prison clothes.

  • @AnkurPlays_
    @AnkurPlays_ 8 днів тому +48

    2:27 Just a reminder: using a VPN does NOT make you safe when browsing public wifi, despite what VPN ads tell you over and over again. If you want to use one because a show you want to watch isn’t available in your country, go right ahead. That’s something that VPNs are actually useful for. But don’t use public wifi to do anything remotely important, even with a VPN.

    • @nathanwise9271
      @nathanwise9271 4 дні тому +1

      There's still a caveat with public WiFi that as long as you're using TLS, say through HTTPS, you'll be fine. All a VPN will do is add another layer of encryption on top of your packets and route your traffic through their servers, hiding the IP of whatever sites you are visiting.

    • @Spiney09
      @Spiney09 3 дні тому

      @@nathanwise9271it’s still an unnecessary risk factor though. If you’re doing something sensitive, do it on a network you control, or you are at risk.

  • @Not_Bingus
    @Not_Bingus 8 днів тому +73

    This should suffice until the Campaign for North Africa

  • @nemtudom5074
    @nemtudom5074 7 днів тому +11

    41:20 I love how Maivi is so rich she can just give a 150k to a gambler, lose it, and still be winning

  • @AirBRUH
    @AirBRUH 8 днів тому +22

    love how the big iron starts out as small iron

  • @f2b962
    @f2b962 8 днів тому +22

    1:00:46 I didn’t even realize a hour had passed till I read “short video” and decided to see how long it’s been lmao

  • @trogdoar149
    @trogdoar149 8 днів тому +61

    Where is the campaign for North Africa video vale? You can't escape. You must give the Italians their pasta vale. Do it, give them the pasta.

  • @ttav
    @ttav 8 днів тому +30

    crypt 2 will be an immersive vr experience of a neuralink ape

  • @naplockblubba5369
    @naplockblubba5369 8 днів тому +31

    Imagine if Valefisk and Dominic Allen teamed up to make the worst fucking Monopoly experience known to man

  • @jordonfewster8335
    @jordonfewster8335 8 днів тому +15

    There’s a Monopoly clone that I found at a thrift store in Canada called “Poleconomy”. It’s essentially the same as monopoly only instead of properties it uses real Canadian companies as property and some as “Advertising” (the game came out in the 1980’s so it used now defunct companies). The game had an interest mechanic, government bonds, life insurance, business insurance, and the best part of the whole game was it had a parliament mechanic. You see the players at the start of the game roll for number of seats and the player with the majority of total seats can form a government or a group of players could form a political party and form a government (basically the same way the Canadian parliament works). In play throughs, players and I would LARP different political ideologies as a joke. The mechanic let whoever was in charge (the Prime Minister) enact policies throughout the game and there was quite literally no rules as to what policies could be enacted. One time the government passed a law that stated that at some point during the turn phase the players who weren’t in power had to give a set amount of money to those that were. Hilarity obviously always ensued. I would highly recommend it as a game you should try with the rest of the crew.

  • @adammichelow4304
    @adammichelow4304 8 днів тому +33

    Cleveland Represent!!! For real tho, Huntington Valley is a really nice area, in which if you go down some roads and people don't recognize you or your vehicle the cops will be called to escort you out of that neighborhood

  • @BlanekdCheque
    @BlanekdCheque 8 днів тому +18

    Just like in real life, a house has gotten so unaffordable that the focus is dripping out Greg

  • @indomitablesloth2437
    @indomitablesloth2437 8 днів тому +31

    55:26 "Don't leave that in the video, it'll be a spoiler"
    Chamber putting it in the intro sequnce:

  • @dasdadwaswad7358
    @dasdadwaswad7358 8 днів тому +58

    14:59 there's lore behind why Amtrak no longer carries freight (larger rail companies got mad)

    • @noodlelynoodle.
      @noodlelynoodle. 8 днів тому +1

      I imagine part of it too is cause they don't own the rail lines they run on and the amount of delays they run into cause of it just makes shipping not make sense

    • @jan_harald
      @jan_harald 7 днів тому +5

      there's also lore behind why it sux so much, despite there literally being laws that are supposed to give it precedence

  • @zakaltan-euskaldunen_enjoyer
    @zakaltan-euskaldunen_enjoyer 8 днів тому +35

    I can't believe valefisk made vancover in monopoly

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 8 днів тому +207

    "he got out of jail, hes paying exorbitant rent, hes in debt"
    Most realistic life simulator

  • @nicholasyap7546
    @nicholasyap7546 8 днів тому +17

    4:25 good to know that I'm not the only one is Scotland who's internet tanks when it rains

  • @riggsmarkham922
    @riggsmarkham922 8 днів тому +5

    Some random alternate rules that I thought of:
    - Homelessness stops any additional doubles rolls and halves your roll on your next turn (rounding up)
    - In jail you must pay 1/4th of your mortgage payments every turn before you make your roll
    And then two alternate rules for death:
    - the nice one: if you *ever* get a positive balance, the “marked for death” goes away
    - the mean one: “marked for death” *never* goes away (i.e. the 2nd time you pass go with a negative balance, you lose)

  • @Ignost
    @Ignost 8 днів тому +32

    oh boy, only got my pc fixed and first thing i see after booting up my pc is Vale punishing his friends. this is a nice night.

  • @sarkardarkstar
    @sarkardarkstar 8 днів тому +12

    Cable network technician here. Water intrusion into cables is real and will destroy internet.

  • @dankus9557
    @dankus9557 8 днів тому +21

    I saw your comment on DiploStrats global diplomacy variant and thought "oh god he's definitely gonna release a video on that in like 2-3 weeks." This is nice. But I seriously wanna see that 32 player global diplomacy game Vale

  • @rakshal132
    @rakshal132 8 днів тому +8

    I love the minute someone lands on gambling it turns from PvP to COOP.

  • @-PVL93-
    @-PVL93- 7 днів тому +6

    Everyone: biiig money, big money
    Maivi: it's not big money, it's an event!
    Everyone but louder: BIIIG MONEY

  • @dantepetrin1125
    @dantepetrin1125 8 днів тому +32

    I love Dripmaster Greg

  • @runic2559
    @runic2559 7 днів тому +3

    I love the fact at 1:16:46 when Teddy is speaking and mentions prison, Vale highlights it yellow like Dyno's color.

  • @davidlazerz8564
    @davidlazerz8564 5 днів тому +4

    Realistic monopoly: you start out $30k in debt and all the board is bought up and hoteled. Every 100 turns you can roll a d100 and if you hit 90 or higher you can "inherit" one space.

  • @gustavjacobsson3332
    @gustavjacobsson3332 8 днів тому +12

    According to the Kelly criterion, the optimal fraction of your wealth to bet on gambling under those circumstances would be 19.1%, with an expected long term return of 8.9% per gamble.

  • @MaxYan-bi4jm
    @MaxYan-bi4jm 8 днів тому +51

    lets now wait for monopoly for North Africa where instead of playing normal monopoly Mr fisk just plays Campaign for North Africa

  • @jazzf8246
    @jazzf8246 8 днів тому +4

    Proof that less than 4 hours of Monopoly gameplay can make even the hardest masochists advocate for prison abolition

  • @starwindlancer
    @starwindlancer 8 днів тому +28

    Vale: "I brought Monopoly into the modern era!"
    Also Vale: "We had to change the rules as we went to make the game playable"
    latestagecapitolismsayswhat....

  • @KR_Kosmik
    @KR_Kosmik 8 днів тому +27

    If this is truly realistic then most games will end with no one winning

  • @spicytuna62
    @spicytuna62 8 днів тому +8

    Lynx at 9:05: "I'll buy this.'
    Lynx, 41 seconds later: "This is a very large financial decision..."
    Pick a lane, Lynx!

  • @Jonathan.-bi3cu
    @Jonathan.-bi3cu 8 днів тому +11

    I Heard North Africa is a great place to visit this time of year

  • @HCYoa
    @HCYoa 8 днів тому +15

    You forgot to add inflation

  • @WalletWorrier
    @WalletWorrier 8 днів тому +12

    32:53 that's not how percentages work lol

    • @elifia
      @elifia 8 днів тому +10

      Most of them seem right, just the Lancaster one is obviously incorrect because they did -90% instead of -1000%. Also I think -1000% wouldn't make sense here anyway, that would make the stock get a huge negative value. Then anyone would be able to "buy" that stock and actually receive a ton of money for it.

  • @dicerson9976
    @dicerson9976 8 днів тому +4

    The gambling wheel Vale made is actually surprisingly favorable for the roller. 2/3rds of the time you lose your entire bet, but one third of the time you (on average) triple it. This means that for all bets, you are making about 33% of your bet as profit on average. You want to be able to roll enough times to see that average work out, so realistically you want to bet maybe 10% of your total balance

  • @faultyplants
    @faultyplants 5 днів тому +4

    I thought of a fun way to add absolutely nothing to the homelessness mechanic! Instead of 1 dice, roll 2 and sum the results. if you roll a 2 a 3 or a 4 you still go the jail, which keeps the jail chances at 1 out of 6, but if you roll a 12, a 1 in 36 chance, some dude took pity on you and gave you 15 bucks. It gives it some intrigue I think :)

  • @setster007
    @setster007 7 днів тому +6

    I love how well Dyno's accidental strat of "Eternal Convict" actually worked.

  • @1a2b
    @1a2b 8 днів тому +4

    14:57 them clamoring about the freight when the whole point of Amtrak is that it only operates passenger trains is brilliant

  • @NottSaying
    @NottSaying 8 днів тому +10

    can't believe Greg is 2 now

  • @Bluhbear
    @Bluhbear 8 днів тому +8

    imo, passing Go being a year makes sense, but landing on a property ought to be a month's rent, because it just feels nice. _(technically it ought to be 2, based on how many rolls it takes to get around the board on average, but 1 is more intuitive)_ Clearly you want to properly balance this *very serious* board game.
    Also... is there a special rule that stocks don't drop below 10% of their base? I noticed that the -1000% reduced it just to 10%. 🤔That's actually -90%.

  • @davidtreissman
    @davidtreissman 7 днів тому +4

    This is amazing!
    I have some suggestions for the next iteration:
    - Instead of the homelessness role, if you land on an unclaimed property and decide not to buy it, you still have to pay it's rent to the bank.
    - Prison Events: when you go to jail you roll for your sentence (how many turns you stay in prison). Instead of rolling to get out, you draw from a prison events deck. This deck contains some positive events like early release, but also negatives like extra prison fees (because US prisons are dystopic). There should be one card that's just "you get stabbed in prison" and is instant death, this could help discourage the prison tax evasion exploit.
    - Instead of a gambling square, you should have the option on your turn to gamble from anywhere on the board. There is gamble and if you lose the money goes in the centre of the board. Whoever next wins also gets the pot in the middle of the board.
    - A Crypto/NFT investment option...
    - An election cycle that flips back and forth between two partys. Nothing changes, but the players can feel like they have some kind of hope when their favourite party wins.
    - If you somehow end up with more than a billion $ you become immune to taxes and a perpetual "Get out of Jail Free" card.

  • @s1ddh4r7h.p
    @s1ddh4r7h.p 8 днів тому +6

    Just a few hours ago, I checked the valefisk™ channel to see if there was anything new I missed, and thought "hm, the monopoly videos were great. I wonder if they'd ever film another. Probs not"
    but here I am a few hours later finding that _this_ was posted. prepared for the next ~2 hrs.

  • @shmlorp7927
    @shmlorp7927 8 днів тому +53

    i live above a bowling alley beneath another bowling alley....

  • @lordcabbage4931
    @lordcabbage4931 8 днів тому +44

    They said that owning property isn't realistic, but then on the first god damn turn somebody owns property

    • @elipgoan
      @elipgoan 8 днів тому +15

      well having a 220 thousand dollar salary isn't realistic either

    • @CybeastID
      @CybeastID 8 днів тому +24

      They dont own it though, they have a mortgage on it through the bank.

    • @hanskover
      @hanskover 8 днів тому +2

      @@CybeastID They still own it. They have the property. It is just mortgaged.

    • @noodlelynoodle.
      @noodlelynoodle. 8 днів тому +18

      ​@@hanskoverwhich means you don't own it, the bank owns it and you are basically renting it till it's paid off

    • @CybeastID
      @CybeastID 8 днів тому +3

      @@hanskover In all honesty, you don't really own the property until you pay off the freakin mortgage.

  • @TristanDreemurr
    @TristanDreemurr 7 днів тому +3

    I love how the moment Mavi won big money that everyone immediately became polarized for a brief moment.
    "I'm rooting for Mavi"
    "RIGGED"
    "I will leave this group"

  • @antenna8836
    @antenna8836 8 днів тому +4

    Fun fact: Because the gambling tile averages to pay out above 1x what you put in, there is a designated amount that is the optimal amount to bet based off of probability. With avg as our average multiplier, the quotient is ((avg - 1) / avg). This averages out to 5/11ths of your income.
    Of course we all knew this because we are educated gamblers, this only serves as a reminder.

  • @sythrus
    @sythrus 8 днів тому +12

    Ah, finally, a new episode of 'vale'n'friends torturous tumble'

  • @Devastator21
    @Devastator21 8 днів тому +7

    Imagine playing this game with your family, and then you watch as the chaos unfolds 10/10 would play

    • @shreeeeeeeeeeeeee
      @shreeeeeeeeeeeeee 8 днів тому

      Both my parents are bankers so it would get absolutely mental

    • @Devastator21
      @Devastator21 6 днів тому +1

      @@shreeeeeeeeeeeeee ah my friend but think of how funny it would be

  • @winter3960
    @winter3960 8 днів тому +10

    15:04 no way Vale pronounced Nederlandse Spoorwegen so perfect without practice

    • @Thomaas551
      @Thomaas551 8 днів тому +3

      I think he lives in the Netherlands

    • @winter3960
      @winter3960 8 днів тому +3

      @@Thomaas551 Ahhh, then still its impressive considering almost no one knows what NS is even called

    • @onomatopoeia7505
      @onomatopoeia7505 3 дні тому

      @winter3960
      I think everyone in the Netherlands knows what the Nederlandse Spoorwegen is.
      But yeah, excellent pronunciation 🥳

    • @winter3960
      @winter3960 3 дні тому

      @@onomatopoeia7505 het zou je verbazen maat

  • @jeastman9603
    @jeastman9603 8 днів тому +6

    this is the most animated chamber has ever been lmao

  • @isaacdavid765
    @isaacdavid765 4 дні тому +2

    The next step here is making the jail a purchasable property when visiting, and any inmate players have to pay the private prison company each turn.

  • @held2053
    @held2053 7 днів тому +1

    I love that the subtitles now actually match the player colors
    thank you!

  • @rapid0475
    @rapid0475 8 днів тому +6

    I swear vale Fisk videos feel like painkillers

  • @damnitjohnny7341
    @damnitjohnny7341 3 дні тому +2

    i think the terminology for not being in debt was "to be in black", not green (in accounting if youre in net loss it used to be marked with a red pen, if all good, every entry in the books was in standard pen colour, black :3). real fun vid, will torment my friends too!

  • @hopin8krzys
    @hopin8krzys 3 дні тому +2

    Dyno staying in jail for years with no money only to finish on a second place was insane

  • @k1nk1ne
    @k1nk1ne 8 днів тому +5

    GAMBLING PAYS