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  • @StefanHanrath
    @StefanHanrath 3 роки тому +4861

    'Accidentally' labels taiwanese army uniform as chinese. Straight to jail.

    • @luxie8097
      @luxie8097 3 роки тому +466

      Labelling Taiwan as (CCP) Chinese would get you all the social credit points actually! Also technically KMT was China before the communists took over and chased them to Taiwan.

    • @kevinkuang2292
      @kevinkuang2292 3 роки тому +142

      I was waiting for a bunch of either CCP bots or DPP bots to spam the comment section
      hm, I might be wrong. At least I hope so

    • @fakename287
      @fakename287 3 роки тому +213

      Actually China is a part of Taiwan, since TW still has the official original government and all, not the other way around

    • @iac8757
      @iac8757 3 роки тому +92

      Taiwan is China
      God bless Chiang Kai-shek

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 3 роки тому +81

      KMT literally was the government of the entirety of China, so he is not wrong. And I honestly wouldn't call Taiwan China anymore, they're better off being their own thing.

  • @onm7864
    @onm7864 3 роки тому +11708

    "I'm a rappist"
    Very good Sumito

    • @Flow86767
      @Flow86767 3 роки тому +325

      That was close

    • @tunderstorm2769
      @tunderstorm2769 3 роки тому +99

      well its official

    • @jinjay354
      @jinjay354 3 роки тому +46

      @Yasuke ϟ Musa yeah I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what he meant with that exact spelling

    • @jinjay354
      @jinjay354 3 роки тому +59

      @Yasuke ϟ Musa Can you explain what joke I missed because I was being sarcastic

    • @hiroshi1356
      @hiroshi1356 3 роки тому +11

      Cardi who?

  • @ValerieHeart
    @ValerieHeart 2 роки тому +3007

    I love how Sumito starts out the video beautifully, and Internet Historian just goes, "How much cologne do you think I can drink before I vomit?" LOL

    • @TheWeirdWritter
      @TheWeirdWritter Рік тому +20

      That’s just him bro.

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple Рік тому +5

      @@TheWeirdWritter Facts

    • @zachanikwano
      @zachanikwano Рік тому +6

      I genuinely want to know this now, but the experiments would not be ethical or safe lol

    • @jejcnsjdndjskdjrn8329
      @jejcnsjdndjskdjrn8329 Рік тому +2

      @@zachanikwano prolly not much that can’t taste drinkable in any sense of the word

    • @NihilistCoomerLord
      @NihilistCoomerLord 7 місяців тому +1

      @@zachanikwanohalf a bottle tops

  • @Dragonspirit223
    @Dragonspirit223 Рік тому +319

    I appreciate the ever increasing levels of protection IHs model gets during the Covid part. First nothing, then Mask, then shield, then suit, then a full on wall

  • @humanguy1643
    @humanguy1643 3 роки тому +3506

    “Oh no, women.”
    -Internet Historian

    • @user-yx3mx3xr6n
      @user-yx3mx3xr6n 3 роки тому +17

      The Manosphere in a nutshell.

    • @peruserprecurer1446
      @peruserprecurer1446 3 роки тому +94

      "The American people are tired of women" - Bernie Sanders

    • @fasterthandragons7908
      @fasterthandragons7908 3 роки тому +18

      @@peruserprecurer1446 Bernie "Based Burn" Sanders

    • @texaschainsawmanager1153
      @texaschainsawmanager1153 3 роки тому +11

      Hey not to interrupt this civil chat or anything but...
      YOU'RE NOT TALKING BOUT THE REAL ISSUE'S SMH.
      THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THE SKY IS A HOLOGRAM BLOCKING THE VIEW OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.
      WAKE UP!

    • @imperiumoccidentis7351
      @imperiumoccidentis7351 3 роки тому +1

      @@someone-js6pg Very brave

  • @Rose-hh7mk
    @Rose-hh7mk 3 роки тому +2932

    The flex of saying "In the field" because Australia's not in quarantine anymore

    • @zeroskill.
      @zeroskill. 3 роки тому +133

      you realise western australia just entered lockdown

    • @limcw6092
      @limcw6092 3 роки тому +131

      this thing aged like milk

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 3 роки тому +25

      @@zeroskill.we did?

    • @LemurFish
      @LemurFish 3 роки тому +17

      @@kingt0295 5 day lockdown as of 6pm tonight

    • @zeroskill.
      @zeroskill. 3 роки тому +22

      @@kingt0295 yes, if you are regional wa it might not affect you, but its shut down lots of central wa. some indian hotel security guard visited like every place he could i stfg. i have to get checked myself cuz i went to kfc at the same time as him

  • @aurolaf
    @aurolaf 2 роки тому +32

    07:24 is the timestamp for Sumito's rap. Commenting this mainly for myself everytime I got reminded of it and if I ever need to hear it again.

  • @damonrobinson5458
    @damonrobinson5458 2 роки тому +34

    7:20 This is fire honestly 🧯💨🔥

  • @swampy7139
    @swampy7139 3 роки тому +3245

    I love how sidetracked they get. They go from talking about medieval dresses, to long sheep

  • @karmasauce2323
    @karmasauce2323 3 роки тому +2750

    Women: exist
    Donatella Versace: that's an issue

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 3 роки тому +130

      Shes not wrong.

    • @BlackScreenProductions125
      @BlackScreenProductions125 3 роки тому +96

      @@StrazdasLT based.

    • @simbachvazo6530
      @simbachvazo6530 3 роки тому +67

      Women inspired her to get to this point just to stand above them all.

    • @trax72
      @trax72 3 роки тому +6

      Internet Historian: Called it!

    • @monsieurx7352
      @monsieurx7352 3 роки тому +54

      I love it when a person of privilege tries their very best to make a socio-political point. It must have been a huge struggle for her as a female, to inherit a massively popular and profitable business from her dead brother.

  • @Cherokie89
    @Cherokie89 2 роки тому +43

    That earbuds ad was the single greatest piece of advertising I’ve ever seen

  • @Under_Growth
    @Under_Growth 3 роки тому +33

    11:34 i love how suddenly IH gets a face mask and then a face protector followed by a full hazmat suit.

  • @TsarNicholasyearsago
    @TsarNicholasyearsago 3 роки тому +3296

    I feel like they're sponsoring him just to see the ads

  • @jgreg3596
    @jgreg3596 3 роки тому +32399

    I can’t wait to see internet historian’s video on the Reddit GameStop stock squeeze.

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 3 роки тому +494

      It’s going to be great.

    • @sasdagreat8052
      @sasdagreat8052 3 роки тому +324

      He likes the stock

    • @fraserhughes4502
      @fraserhughes4502 3 роки тому +887

      It should be released by 2023 when he gets the main account password back for the 9th time.

    • @als_pals
      @als_pals 3 роки тому +124

      They're already script drafting and gathering media on it

    • @kaylays9982
      @kaylays9982 3 роки тому +76

      TO THE MOON BOYS!!!!

  • @Odysseus753BC
    @Odysseus753BC Рік тому +113

    “Italians have police? I thought they just had the mob”
    We’ll the north has the Carabinieri and the south has the mob

    • @nexusmods9068
      @nexusmods9068 Рік тому +3

      DAMN STRAIGHT!!! XD

    • @driftingwolf0
      @driftingwolf0 Рік тому

      Just sit down with the godfather a negotiate the new laws for the year, have the bribe money ready a day boom you save so much money on law enforcement. I mean all that money can go to something useful.

  • @matthewmccoy7437
    @matthewmccoy7437 2 роки тому +58

    i don’t know why but internet historian laughing hysterically breaking character makes me laugh every time

  • @vaqmnrg1688
    @vaqmnrg1688 3 роки тому +2304

    The American people are tired of
    *WEMEN*

  • @jakubhoranek3007
    @jakubhoranek3007 3 роки тому +7010

    Fun fact, those neck rings don't make your neck longer. They misshape your collar bones and shoulders to form an illusion of a long neck. Your height remains the same.

    • @nathanielrussell7207
      @nathanielrussell7207 3 роки тому +339

      Check out the anthropologist.
      Just kidding, I came here to say the same thing.

    • @MisterTipp
      @MisterTipp 3 роки тому +648

      Wait, so it sorta squeezes the rest of the body down?

    • @JayMaverick
      @JayMaverick 3 роки тому +176

      I feel cheated.

    • @timgoldberg3333
      @timgoldberg3333 3 роки тому +147

      If they take the rings off, do their necks go back to the original shape or is it permanent?

    • @SeanORaigh
      @SeanORaigh 3 роки тому +414

      @@timgoldberg3333 it's permanent

  • @gigim.9742
    @gigim.9742 2 роки тому +61

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate IH's laugh? That thing is *contagious*, and I'd LOVE IT if my car alarm sounded like that. Car thieves would be too paralyzed by laughter to get away!
    I think alarm companies should market it. and auto insurance companies should offer special discounts for installing it.

  • @THATGuy5654
    @THATGuy5654 Рік тому +71

    I ended up helping a guy at work who was wearing one Supreme hat on top of another. Because of Supreme's reputation, I asked,
    "So is that two hats, or one hat that looks like two hats?"
    "Wha- That's where it went?"
    We were both cracking up.
    "I just thought it was fashion!"

  • @Chris-ok4zo
    @Chris-ok4zo 3 роки тому +1866

    The sound of Internet Historian hitting his desk is so funny.

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 3 роки тому +35

      Add in his gulping yelping laugh

    • @polirius8397
      @polirius8397 3 роки тому +4

      sounds like its made out of some metal plate lol

    • @Chris-ok4zo
      @Chris-ok4zo 3 роки тому +4

      @@polirius8397 He is vibing on a full war drum, my guy.

    • @amberhernandez
      @amberhernandez 3 роки тому

      -50 HP

    • @snuupdugg7748
      @snuupdugg7748 3 роки тому

      @@RatelHBadger ū

  • @GundamReviver
    @GundamReviver 3 роки тому +4358

    Internet historian proving he is still the only one on the Internet who's commercials I won't kill, block, skip, or otherwise ignore. Well done, you glorious madman.

    • @DrakeDaraitis
      @DrakeDaraitis 3 роки тому +63

      Erik too. Comment etiquette

    • @samhibbert6231
      @samhibbert6231 3 роки тому +21

      yeah what about internet comment etiquette

    • @GundamReviver
      @GundamReviver 3 роки тому +13

      @@samhibbert6231 - grabs musket, peg leg and eyepatch and wonders what etiquette? It's a battle done out here :p-

    • @rbs868
      @rbs868 3 роки тому +5

      to be honest desu I wait historian's videos for his commercials

    • @farLander1
      @farLander1 3 роки тому +1

      @@DrakeDaraitis Yeah dude same I love Internet Historian!

  • @Soandnb
    @Soandnb 3 роки тому +42

    I love how IH get progressively more layers of protection against Covid at around 11:06

  • @ethanl5527
    @ethanl5527 2 роки тому +13

    16:42 It's so Mario takes damage when he jumps on you

  • @SkyraM
    @SkyraM 3 роки тому +2711

    Dear world politicians,
    Women.
    Thank you,
    Internet Historian

    • @aidenquinn3329
      @aidenquinn3329 3 роки тому +34

      "Clap"

    • @crunchyribs8403
      @crunchyribs8403 3 роки тому +23

      Terrifying

    • @henrikcarter4360
      @henrikcarter4360 3 роки тому +58

      The american people are tired of Women
      - Bernie Sanders

    • @johncam8420
      @johncam8420 3 роки тому +32

      "THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE TIRED OF WOMEN" - MY BOI BERNIE SAID IT, SO YALL CAN F OFF LMAO.

    • @idk-zy9ig
      @idk-zy9ig 3 роки тому +2

      how controversial

  • @theshpee3784
    @theshpee3784 3 роки тому +1203

    Fun fact: the chilean army is modeled after the prussian army

    • @jeanzurich6424
      @jeanzurich6424 3 роки тому +57

      oh that's pretty fashion

    • @vocalshogun4662
      @vocalshogun4662 3 роки тому +44

      Oh man that's pretty based

    • @samharradence5689
      @samharradence5689 3 роки тому +5

      So cool

    • @Darrkerkg
      @Darrkerkg 3 роки тому +41

      @UC_YThXB1QOtCDHR83IBAQjQ well, when the chilean army was first created it called for help from the British navy in order to have a somewhat decent naval force in this side of the world. And it also called for aid from the prussian army in order to have a more disciplined military force than other countries at the time.

    • @BENJA021100
      @BENJA021100 3 роки тому +15

      I didn't know that and i'm chilean

  • @socio-historian7337
    @socio-historian7337 3 роки тому +415

    How could they talk about army uniforms and not mention Hugo Boss uniforms? Those uniforms are a 15/10

  • @BiancaGreysin
    @BiancaGreysin Рік тому +53

    This video had me in tears 😂 random info: The forehead or far back hair lining had to do with make being toxic back in the day. Women would wear it slowly killing themselves with it, the hair starts falling out.

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 Рік тому +11

      Depending on the period, women would also pluck their hair to make their foreheads bigger. (Not a historian, but I remember the practice being mentioned in Canterbury Tales, as my reference.) I think it had to do with showing off how symmetrical your head is.

    • @iniehawk4472
      @iniehawk4472 Рік тому +7

      Just to add, Men also used to wear lots of toxic makeup. The main toxin that caused this was lead, a common ingredient in face and wig powder.

    • @petrolak
      @petrolak Рік тому +6

      @@eyesofthecervino3366
      You wouldn't bald symmetrically from lead poisoning, therefore plucking some hair was necessary to keep it even.
      They would also get horrible skin rashes, which they would fix by more toxic makeup, making it even worse.

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 Рік тому +3

      @@petrolak
      Canterbury Tales specifically described a high forehead as an intentional fashion choice. Also, I could be wrong about this, but best as I can tell Canterbury Tales pre-dates the era everybody thinks about with that super pale lead makeup look by several centuries.

  • @coachmcguirk6297
    @coachmcguirk6297 3 роки тому +1060

    The spiky hats are protection from mario jumps. Everyone knows that.

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 3 роки тому +23

      Not once he gets the Spike Shield Badge.

    • @julicomo9815
      @julicomo9815 3 роки тому +30

      It was super effective against the Italians.

    • @axelord4ever
      @axelord4ever 3 роки тому +3

      I thought it made you go fast.

    • @dreska255
      @dreska255 3 роки тому +14

      If you don't have melee skill you can just headbutt the enemy at full speed

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 3 роки тому +6

      @@dreska255 *happy Death Korps of Krieg gasmask noises*

  • @eluci2700
    @eluci2700 3 роки тому +1904

    Friendship ended with sumito, now ordinary things is my best friend.

    • @alexjandro2380
      @alexjandro2380 3 роки тому +28

      You have: 30k subs
      Please: Stop complaining

    • @simonspasskiy
      @simonspasskiy 3 роки тому +22

      Your name: AxxL
      Your job:
      Your life:
      Your diseases: UA-cam, 2 girlfriends

    • @Ooffoop
      @Ooffoop 3 роки тому

      @@AxxLAfriku you again
      I do at least one of these a day now

    • @cherboka4856
      @cherboka4856 3 роки тому +15

      @@AxxLAfriku the punishment for bigamy is two mother-in-laws

    • @thepizzatime3502
      @thepizzatime3502 3 роки тому +3

      @@AxxLAfriku your content gave me cancer

  • @jarrod475
    @jarrod475 2 роки тому +7

    18:29 "what about my next?" fucking lost it

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 роки тому +199

    8:07
    IH : "Wager a guess ?"
    Sumito : "if she's actually smart, she would say poverty in Africa or something, but she'll say like unemployed women or working moms or something stupid"
    IH : "Unrecognized Women"
    Versaciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii : "Women"
    You guys overestimated her intelligence

  • @thevaugelydisgruntledengin5356
    @thevaugelydisgruntledengin5356 3 роки тому +4429

    Internet Historian: The one man who can make sponsored ads entertaining.

    • @Sir_Stalwart
      @Sir_Stalwart 3 роки тому +21

      You ever heard of Flashgitz?

    • @gruntpocalypsenow
      @gruntpocalypsenow 3 роки тому +83

      Big money salvia is the king of ads

    • @Sxcheschka
      @Sxcheschka 3 роки тому +2

      the only man with flare ad readings

    • @c.d.w.3944
      @c.d.w.3944 3 роки тому +10

      Jay Foreman wants to know your location.

    • @spammagnet17
      @spammagnet17 3 роки тому +3

      Dude, your ads are some of the best I have ever seen.

  • @dvalentino7492
    @dvalentino7492 3 роки тому +1452

    Bernie Sanders: ' the american people are tired of women'
    Everyone one: *wild applause*

    • @gram.
      @gram. 3 роки тому +16

      Ahh, I see, well that makes less sense. I thought he said winning.

    • @jorgamund07
      @jorgamund07 3 роки тому +88

      I wasn't tired of women until I saw that Rewind clip. Now I'm feeling the Bern.

    • @SeniorWhoopyIRL
      @SeniorWhoopyIRL 3 роки тому +9

      I feel almost bad for laughing that hard at that joke

    • @ohnoyoudidnt8675
      @ohnoyoudidnt8675 3 роки тому +17

      “Everyone one” truly encapsulates my entire thought process in very situation

    • @VioletRM
      @VioletRM 3 роки тому +33

      bernie based

  • @davidchristian3541
    @davidchristian3541 Рік тому +75

    Just seeing the ludicrous ratio of 2.9M up to 18M down is still hilarious! No wonder Susan didn't want her mistakes to be seen anymore!

  • @raihanalam9
    @raihanalam9 2 роки тому +9

    4:53 “do not look into the Fields.”

  • @callahanklatt7773
    @callahanklatt7773 3 роки тому +2973

    In regards to the women in paintings with the "receding hairline", especially the portrait of Queen Elizabeth I, or Queen Gloriana whichever you prefer, the reason for the inclusion of those details has a far more somber and bleak origin. The actual reason that so many portrayals of moderately wealthy women of the time included a receding hairline was actually due to their makeup or various beauty enhancing products.
    At the time of these paintings, namely the 1500's and 1600's, one of the more common ingredients in makeup was mercury, and what's worse is that many makeup removers contained lead. So progressively, as a women went throughout her life, the harmful agents in her beauty products would cause damage to her face and scalp, resulting in things like blemishes, dead skin, a loss of hair, and even scarring from dying tissue in the worst cases. This resulted in a lot of women of noble birth to wear progressively ostentatious wigs to compensate for the loss of natural hair they had suffered, which results in the lack of hair present in many paintings.
    Perhaps the real tragedy of the ordeal was that those effected were in the dark as to the cause of their ailments, so as a countermeasure they would simply apply progressively more makeup to cover up their ever-expanding cosmetic-related injuries. This would of course further compound the problem, resulting in poisonings from the harmful chemicals. It's an incredibly saddening fact of life back then, but at the very least these elements of cosmetics were removed eventually. Sorry if this was a bummer, but I saw it in the video and wanted to say something.

    • @Karlach_
      @Karlach_ 3 роки тому +158

      The stupidity of the wealthy is one of universe's few constants.

    • @callahanklatt7773
      @callahanklatt7773 3 роки тому +333

      @@Karlach_ Well to be fair to those unfortunate enough to have been affected by those harmful reagents, quite literally no one knew that these substances were harmful at the time. It wasn't until the 1800's that we discovered the danger of prolonged contact with mercury, and even later than that when we took lead out of paint. But yeah, there have been some notably dumb people throughout history.

    • @deathd0ng
      @deathd0ng 3 роки тому +133

      @@Karlach_ do you think that the poor were very intelligent in the 1500s? Lol

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +236

      @@deathd0ng The vast majority of us are pretty gosh darned ignorant about pretty much everything. I include myself in that indictment. We don't know what's safe to eat, drink, wear, inhale, listen to, or even be in close proximity to, until some wise guy figures it out for the rest of us and spreads the word. So we're always finding out about some new thing that has always been slowly killing us without us having any idea. That hasn't changed, and it won't any time soon.

    • @hoodedman6579
      @hoodedman6579 3 роки тому +28

      How did this species survive so long with so many things we use just secretly being full of poison for so long?

  • @Liquid_Mike
    @Liquid_Mike 3 роки тому +463

    Sounds like our boys have a case of "the sillies" in this one..

    • @k.morningstar7983
      @k.morningstar7983 3 роки тому +1

      420 for you and (what i think) is my spirit animal, Rowdy Roddy Piper

  • @bluestone9726
    @bluestone9726 Рік тому +14

    This man's ads are not ads, they're extra content.

  • @orpharax609
    @orpharax609 Рік тому +115

    I know I'm about a year late to this but I just realized this after my like 5th rewatch of this episode that at 8:09 the whole joke is "shes gonna say working women or wokring mothers" when the initial question is "what is an ISSUE you wish a lot of us would be talking about a lot more often" and she just answers "women". As in, women are the issue they need to discuss. Either she just went tunnel vision when she heard "talk" and "more often" or actually thinks women are an issue. very odd

    • @etherdeef4303
      @etherdeef4303 11 місяців тому +8

      I dont know whether to praise her as a messiah or to shake my fist in the air, and I will leave it to your imagination as to what goes where.

    • @buneco05
      @buneco05 6 місяців тому +1

      honestly it felt like she didn't know english so well but it was funny

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 6 місяців тому

      It was silly because women have a ton of women-specific issues but most of them do not apply to all women at once. a lot of them are talked about but not a lot of them are solved

  • @theanimeexterminator1857
    @theanimeexterminator1857 3 роки тому +8672

    Internet Historian should do an episode about weapons.
    Edit: Well thank you Internet Historian!

  • @Broomtwo
    @Broomtwo 3 роки тому +584

    "what the hell is the Kuomintang?"
    *shows communist Chinese flag*

    • @rileypruitt1834
      @rileypruitt1834 3 роки тому +16

      o7 to comrade InternetHistorian

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 3 роки тому +115

      *Furious Taiwanese yelling*

    • @TheSecretPower
      @TheSecretPower 3 роки тому +36

      Flag and anthem of the Republic of China: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @youtubehasbigcringe
      @youtubehasbigcringe 3 роки тому +9

      @@rileypruitt1834 cringe

    • @OneEyed_
      @OneEyed_ 3 роки тому +21

      He's the Internet Historian, not RealLifeHistorian after all

  • @mrpenguin8731
    @mrpenguin8731 Рік тому +8

    11:01 right there, wires would have been helpful

  • @NicePillow321
    @NicePillow321 8 місяців тому +8

    The “women” moment at 8:23 I chuckled with them. So simplified. So pure. 10/10 answer.

    • @ashj_2088
      @ashj_2088 8 місяців тому +3

      Full points for that one

    • @NicePillow321
      @NicePillow321 8 місяців тому +1

      Possibly even extra credit

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 3 роки тому +1846

    As someone who studies historical fashion, I'll answer your questions historian
    Theory 1: they had big dresses to show off how much money they had. The bigger the dress the richer you are cause the cost of fabric was high
    Theory 2: women did pluck their hair to have bigger foreheads, but it was just a fashion statement and I don't think it was connected to fertility(I don't know about historical hairstyles so I could be wrong but that's what I remember learning)
    Someone asked about the neck riffs so I'll add this: it was at first lace to decorate your shirt or bodice, but then became a sign of wealth and became a separate garment. Lace was all hand made so the fancier the lace you had on you ruff the richer you were.
    (If you wonder where most fashion items come from, it's usually a sign of wealth)

  • @devanshbhaw9187
    @devanshbhaw9187 3 роки тому +633

    “In the field”, bruh moment for Western Australians

    • @jorgancrath2885
      @jorgancrath2885 3 роки тому +15

      It's never going to end.

    • @darkhorseman90
      @darkhorseman90 3 роки тому +5

      Sucks for like the 15 people who have to stay at home now

    • @maximusthedude8305
      @maximusthedude8305 3 роки тому

      @@darkhorseman90 Hahaha what a burn

    • @SynthGirl64
      @SynthGirl64 3 роки тому +6

      I'm in Western Australia. I think the lockdowns only a week or sum. You know everyone should be doing that? It shouldn't be enforced for mofuckers to keep a distance in a pandemic. Social butterfly bitches can't handle 3 days without going to the mall with their friends, and horny motherfuckers can't even attempt to refrain from physical contact. Sad.

    • @madi4432
      @madi4432 3 роки тому +2

      5 days meanwhile the rest of the world has been on lockdown like 10+ months

  • @BsKHacker
    @BsKHacker 2 роки тому +14

    6:05 When you're watching this after UA-cam removed the dislike button...

    • @blankface9363
      @blankface9363 2 роки тому +2

      It just makes this part even better.

  • @raymxslappedyall1891
    @raymxslappedyall1891 Рік тому +15

    editor is a god damn genius with the money gun and the pilot's smiling about it!

  • @TheShuckmeister
    @TheShuckmeister 3 роки тому +2685

    Funnily enough, I just finished rewatching Kill la Kill right before this got uploaded
    People are people and clothes are clothes!

    • @juliancrawford3550
      @juliancrawford3550 3 роки тому +55

      I forgot you were a dude

    • @skakee10
      @skakee10 3 роки тому +62

      @@juliancrawford3550 ima be honest I thought he was trans until he said “nah I just think girls are pretty lol”

    • @skakee10
      @skakee10 3 роки тому +6

      Also hi shuck love your videos :)

    • @philliphoffman7681
      @philliphoffman7681 3 роки тому +2

      the

    • @QyfieK
      @QyfieK 3 роки тому

      I just finished watching it too lol

  • @codycc4414
    @codycc4414 3 роки тому +783

    “Who has the best military uniform?” Well let’s talk about Hugo Boss for a minute..

    • @TheRockyCrowe
      @TheRockyCrowe 3 роки тому +167

      The Nazi’s were vile, murderous, maniacal, supremacist pieces of shit who deserved nothing short of the death penalty....but dammmmnnnn did they have some badass BOSS uniforms. 🙌🏼

    • @jegeriufanen4415
      @jegeriufanen4415 3 роки тому +29

      TheRockyCrowe I hate to agree

    • @DG0398
      @DG0398 3 роки тому +57

      @@shinraexecutive2 the skull dates back to Prussian cavalry. Wasn't new to the Nazis.

    • @bandit6272
      @bandit6272 3 роки тому +24

      Hell, even the Gestapo had these snazzy leather trenchcoats. Still the bad guys tho

    • @dontfallyoumighthurtyourse4694
      @dontfallyoumighthurtyourse4694 3 роки тому +25

      I mean nazis were bad but Gawddamn were they well dressed. They look sharp as fuck.

  • @noahstoner851
    @noahstoner851 Рік тому +25

    Sumito: I would NEVER write a song for Donatella Versace.
    Sumito- literally not even 5 seconds later: *is in the middle of a freestyle rap for Donatella Versace.

  • @nikite8339
    @nikite8339 2 роки тому +15

    1:26
    You are the embodiment of evil

  • @CHIEF__
    @CHIEF__ 3 роки тому +611

    IH: "That's why the women look so..."
    "Go on"
    IH: "No, I get the feeling I've made a mistake of some kind."

  • @Twilightingale21
    @Twilightingale21 3 роки тому +752

    "Why in the Middle Ages did they have these big poofy dresses?"
    (Shows an 18th Century rococo-style dress that's definitely not Middle Ages)

    • @Twilightingale21
      @Twilightingale21 3 роки тому +60

      @not sebi Uh... why?

    • @evamiller4886
      @evamiller4886 3 роки тому +45

      Not even close. The Elizabethan portraits they went to from there were also not from the Middle Ages or the same era as the dress

    • @weleho
      @weleho 3 роки тому +23

      Historian doesn't know history... Ironic.

    • @Marci124
      @Marci124 3 роки тому +8

      It's all the same to these colony dwellers. They even flaunt it!

    • @maciejadamczyk4942
      @maciejadamczyk4942 3 роки тому +6

      Weren't the big dresses something which began popping up during/after the Renessaince, as a way to show off your wealth?

  • @fucksusanwojcicki
    @fucksusanwojcicki Рік тому +11

    3:42 My theory about the 5-heads, was that because they drew their hair back so tight it caused their hairlines to artificially recede drastically and prematurely

  • @TOAOM123
    @TOAOM123 Рік тому +17

    8:10
    "What is an issue we should talk about more often?"
    "Women"
    BASED

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature 3 роки тому +241

    There's a million random JRPGs from the 90s that nobody has heard of, logically at least one of them has to have a move called Uber Driver.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 роки тому +4

      But it doesn't involve a car!
      XD

    • @prnklinfierc
      @prnklinfierc 3 роки тому +2

      Could be because it sounds like overdrive when he yelled it ngl

    • @xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx
      @xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx 3 роки тому +5

      Sort of on topic, there is a Hero from One Punch Man called Mumen Rider. A lowly C Rank who rides around on his bicycle helping out those in need. His ultimate move involves just chucking said bicycle at his opponent.

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 3 роки тому

      @@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx *TOP 10 CHARACTERS THAT COULD DEFEAT THANOS*

  • @Cyancat123
    @Cyancat123 3 роки тому +286

    I love the fact that they talk about everything EXCEPT fashion.

  • @dustinwilson8599
    @dustinwilson8599 2 роки тому +9

    Internet historian and sumito should have their own UA-cam channel/series or dare I say tv show. You two are unbelievably hilarious together.

  • @fucentauriel7202
    @fucentauriel7202 2 роки тому +8

    2:36 Fun-ish fact: the "rings" are actually a long coil, pushing down the collarbones and compressing the ribcage to make the neck appear longer by comparison.

  • @w3tnoodles
    @w3tnoodles 3 роки тому +428

    I legitimately cheered when Raycon Man showed up in the ad. I was about to be so disappointed if he didn't manage to show up

    • @zinc_ave
      @zinc_ave 3 роки тому +11

      Raycon man , honey man and raid shadow man combine to make the " RHRSM alliance RayHoneyRaidShadowMen Alliance"

  • @Ramen10420
    @Ramen10420 3 роки тому +812

    Going to put up a fashion website where the sales model is "sold out" and when you call to order, the sales rep "pulls a few strings" to get you an overpriced item that there's literally thousands of in a warehouse.

    • @simonwyzik8661
      @simonwyzik8661 2 роки тому +20

      No make it just one and have them say they just sold out but they can try

    • @cravingtuna1561
      @cravingtuna1561 2 роки тому +26

      Illegal

    • @Dorian-_-Gray
      @Dorian-_-Gray 2 роки тому +12

      no you aren't, because that would take at least a bare minimum of initiative and self-confidence

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 2 роки тому +2

      @@cravingtuna1561 Only if you get caught. ;^)

    • @akacurmurdar1
      @akacurmurdar1 2 роки тому

      Did you do it? If yes, how rich are you by now?

  • @501ststormtrooper9
    @501ststormtrooper9 2 роки тому +7

    “Nationalist Chinese Army”
    *puts PRC flag*
    *intense raging intensifies*

  • @Yokkster
    @Yokkster 3 роки тому +8

    3:50, Interesting fact, back in the day. They were not shaving their heads, they were dying of mercury poisoning. For some reason, they would put mercury in their makeup powder.

  • @PsRohrbaugh
    @PsRohrbaugh 3 роки тому +377

    Furs are still the highest of fashion. Whenever I go clubbing, I always bring home a baby seal.

    • @l0serb0i
      @l0serb0i 3 роки тому +17

      Wait how is this 21 hours ago when it was uploaded 10 minutes ago...

    • @queefqueefington
      @queefqueefington 3 роки тому +5

      @@l0serb0i Witchcraft

    • @tlonigamer421
      @tlonigamer421 3 роки тому +7

      @@l0serb0i patreon rewards

    • @bananabuns1369
      @bananabuns1369 3 роки тому +9

      @@l0serb0i patreon see it early than normal people

    • @kumorineleo
      @kumorineleo 3 роки тому +1

      sorcery

  • @mr.dystopian5554
    @mr.dystopian5554 3 роки тому +379

    "Supreme crowbar and brick"
    *Gordon Freeman has entered the chat*

    • @Hans-pt7qf
      @Hans-pt7qf 3 роки тому +25

      Gordon Dripman

    • @modelcitizenvlad
      @modelcitizenvlad 3 роки тому +9

      And if you see Dr Gucci, tell him I said fuck you!

    • @Flufferz626
      @Flufferz626 3 роки тому

      At where I work someone slapped a Supreme sticker on the blood centrifuge machine.

  • @waffle8364
    @waffle8364 8 місяців тому +2

    4:10, its actually due to alopecia from them tieing their hair back so tight that it induces hair loss and that became part of the style.

  • @FC-db6xg
    @FC-db6xg Рік тому +6

    i never expected to have a youtube video dated by seeing the dislike count on a video

  • @NachosElectric
    @NachosElectric 3 роки тому +1526

    Those wired earbuds are pretty tough; they survived getting caught in an elevator and several explosions. Can Raycons do that?

    • @saerain
      @saerain 3 роки тому +123

      Well they don't call 'em Raycon'ts.

    • @alexm566
      @alexm566 3 роки тому +23

      on a serious note, these things of any brand are the best way to het an ear infection. if you want something not as heavy as headphones and portable, get the bone conducting ones. they're the same size and weight except they don't fuck your inner ear up and make you suffer a nasty infection every couple of months.

    • @m1n10ns8
      @m1n10ns8 3 роки тому +28

      @@alexm566 I'd rather headphones, they are a guaranteed no ear damage. And feel nicer imo

    • @brandonfoley7519
      @brandonfoley7519 3 роки тому +7

      @@m1n10ns8 relax it's not like your making it out of here alive

    • @m1n10ns8
      @m1n10ns8 3 роки тому +13

      @@brandonfoley7519 yeah because I don't have raycons so I've been decapitated

  • @halcionjoy7
    @halcionjoy7 3 роки тому +149

    That neck ring stuff gradually caves in their chests. Their necks aren't elongating, their collarbone and shoulders are just getting pushed down.

    • @FreyaEinde
      @FreyaEinde 3 роки тому +35

      I’m screaming inside but that’s a neat fact.

    • @adamkerman475
      @adamkerman475 3 роки тому +9

      That’s messed up

    • @U.F.O
      @U.F.O 3 роки тому +5

      I'm screaming on the outside as I'm typing this.

    • @Scroolewse
      @Scroolewse 3 роки тому +6

      I wish they would stop at a certain point though. Some of the younger women with just a slightly longer neck and those gold rings looking fresh as fuck but then they just take it to the extreme and they look grotesque.

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 3 роки тому +3

      That explains why the rest of the body's proportions look a little off.

  • @isaacmaxham6804
    @isaacmaxham6804 Рік тому +4

    I love his yelp laugh

  • @sadie_cat
    @sadie_cat 2 роки тому +230

    Women were actually deliberately shaving their hairline back, but it was so that you could see how round of a head they had. I believe this was around Renaissance times, and during these times everyone had a thing for geometry. So the more geometrical your head was, the more beautiful

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 2 роки тому +3

      That still stands up today.

    • @jackyichan4759
      @jackyichan4759 2 роки тому +28

      Imagine if you showed them a picture of polygon lara croft. "Her form is so...geometrical *old timey moan*"

    • @FelisInsanisCatfood
      @FelisInsanisCatfood 2 роки тому +3

      As far as I know, it was a sign of great knowlege between the aristochrats of the Renessaince.But then, because it counted as a top-level attractive attribute, very dumb ones have started shaving their hair like this, so the background meaning just disappeared.

    • @sadie_cat
      @sadie_cat 2 роки тому +3

      @The Smoking Salmon baby I'm taking art history from the early Renaissance to the end of the 19th century pls sit

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 2 роки тому +2

      @The Smoking Salmon Prove her wrong, then.

  • @The-Game-Merchant
    @The-Game-Merchant 3 роки тому +1612

    Why is nobody talking about Sumito's sick rapping skills?

    • @haroldjoseph8296
      @haroldjoseph8296 3 роки тому +18

      Because he sucks

    • @blazingdude11
      @blazingdude11 2 роки тому +149

      Because he’s TOO sick and I don’t wanna catch covid.

    • @JetInAJar
      @JetInAJar 2 роки тому +31

      Why is nobody talking about people saying “why is nobody talking about” in the comments so damn often?

    • @jway9097
      @jway9097 2 роки тому +4

      Because he has none.

    • @play-s-_______-osu
      @play-s-_______-osu 2 роки тому +57

      @@jway9097 you don't like rappists? smh

  • @DIWLovePhotography
    @DIWLovePhotography 3 роки тому +186

    I once knew a guy who had a Chinese letter on his neck. One day he confessed he had taken it out of an ad for a Chinese Restaurant in the yellow pages. He just liked how the letter looked and figured no one would ever be able to read it. So his neck said like Food or Restaurant or Fish or something haha.

    • @hannie.haneul
      @hannie.haneul 3 роки тому +14

      Reminds me of Ariana Grande's meat grill tattoo lol

    • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
      @user-sf9gs2pg1b 3 роки тому +15

      That’s kinda neat, just getting a tattoo because it looks cool, and not really worrying about what it means.

    • @samuelr.6046
      @samuelr.6046 3 роки тому +5

      Some random Chinese guy walks by him and they're going to be like WTF fish? Why would you put that on your neck.

  • @TheWeirdWritter
    @TheWeirdWritter Рік тому +10

    Sumito doesn’t even care if the 2018 rewind mentions his race he still hates it.

  • @gosha305
    @gosha305 3 роки тому +348

    We all know the true peak of fashion is wearing Flip-flops with socks.

    • @gfmhd1280
      @gfmhd1280 3 роки тому +2

      I do that D:

    • @pungoblin9377
      @pungoblin9377 3 роки тому +2

      No.
      *pizza roll skin dress*

    • @amittoibis
      @amittoibis 3 роки тому +2

      Fuck yeah

    • @Memoquin
      @Memoquin 3 роки тому

      I don’t understand how this has become an obvious no no, but has the emerged from prison fashion to be acceptable in wider society.

    • @roelfjoubert1128
      @roelfjoubert1128 3 роки тому +3

      That's so 2000's... It's all about rocking socks with crocks now.

  • @FloatingOer
    @FloatingOer 3 роки тому +1507

    "What is an issue we should be talking about more often?"
    "Women"
    "Oh like patriarchy or misogyny?"
    "No just women, women are the issue."
    "OoK......"

    • @JaneDoeValentine
      @JaneDoeValentine 3 роки тому +110

      It’s such a goddamn rich thing to say. It’s almost like “let them eat cake” cause it’s so distant and removed

    • @texaschainsawmanager1153
      @texaschainsawmanager1153 3 роки тому +13

      Hey :)
      YOU'RE NOT TALKING BOUT THE REAL ISSUE'S SMH.
      THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THE SKY IS A HOLOGRAM BLOCKING THE VIEW OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.
      WAKE UP!

    • @johncam8420
      @johncam8420 3 роки тому +33

      Its clear the people are tired of women - bernie said so.

    • @summertime9629
      @summertime9629 3 роки тому +10

      LEGIT AF! I’m a woman but NOT even close to being one of those extremist Feminists. Men & women are not equal- were not supposed to be literally equal. But the allowance that’s just always given to the blatant & what often seems to be looked at as a god given right for men to say & or do close to anything they feel like to women is just a lazy & crazy way to make sure “our boys & men” don’t feel emasculated. Years being a manager of a high end restaurant with a casino 🎰,🤯Well if they have $ they feel even more entitled to ask for a lot of close hugs or “side hugs” that just happen to coincidentally touch the side of my boob... after they asked me about my husband & I tell them I’m crazy about him etc. I actually had a very well known customer to the town & establishment ask if he could get my # to send me some jokes & I was not good or ok at using boundaries for myself & naive @ the time - what did I get a pic of?? (Yeeeeah as if Anyone with a pulse couldn’t guess this...) Small & weird shaped 🍆 pic over a filthy VERY used never cleaned toilet full of 🟡🅿️⚠️
      🤮

    • @jac1871
      @jac1871 3 роки тому +8

      @@JaneDoeValentine Marie Antoinette never said “let them eat cake” or at least there is no evidence.

  • @markovucilovski9876
    @markovucilovski9876 Рік тому +3

    MAsked burglar: "Lett-uce rob this bank!"

  • @HECKproductions
    @HECKproductions 2 роки тому +6

    that moment when a dumb ad is more entertaining than most peoples entire careers

  • @brandonmorel2658
    @brandonmorel2658 3 роки тому +279

    The chemistry Historian and Sumito have is just splendid, the things they talk about arent all that fun, its the interactions that elevate it to great comedy.

  • @danadrianaustria1977
    @danadrianaustria1977 3 роки тому +359

    "What is an issue that you wish a lot of us would talk about often?"
    Sumito: working moms
    Internet Historian: unrecognized women
    Versace: *Women*
    Ah yes, women are the issue.

    • @t.5586
      @t.5586 3 роки тому +24

      it scares me, i really hope they dont think womens rights is dumb and laughable, ik its a joke but im scared that they actually think so lol

    • @mythos951
      @mythos951 3 роки тому +93

      @@t.5586 no, I just think they are making fun of how smug she and other celebrities are when they talk about social issues.

    • @tozarkt9805
      @tozarkt9805 3 роки тому +46

      @@t.5586 I think it's just how broad a stroke it is to just say "Women" and not specify past that, but I agree it can look like it comes across as ignorant.

    • @TheRaon75
      @TheRaon75 3 роки тому +74

      @@t.5586 lmao it IS dumb and laughable, or at least what this braindead lady says. Ultra rich women acting as if women are second class citizens in the west or something, just echoing idiot talking points so she can virtue signal, even though she probably has more money than god and doesn't do anything practical to further her supposed cause.

    • @Asa-bh7zi
      @Asa-bh7zi 3 роки тому +31

      @@t.5586 It's funny because Versace said that "women" were an issue.

  • @RonstoOSRS
    @RonstoOSRS 2 роки тому +2

    "Number twenty four. Argentina Sergeant school"
    LMFAO the chills impression gave me.... chills.

  • @icata12345
    @icata12345 2 роки тому +21

    I love this dude, the ammount of works he puts in is insane

  • @ryanharber4512
    @ryanharber4512 3 роки тому +82

    “It’s OK to go through tuff times like that.”

  • @jakemitchell1132
    @jakemitchell1132 3 роки тому +1830

    Okay it’s official, Internet Historian has the best ads...period.

    • @xkygerx
      @xkygerx 3 роки тому +8

      He has for a while now

    • @BurgundyBurrito
      @BurgundyBurrito 3 роки тому +7

      Him and Commentiquette

    • @occams_chainsaw
      @occams_chainsaw 2 роки тому +17

      He's the only creator whose ads I refuse to skip

    • @Dorian-_-Gray
      @Dorian-_-Gray 2 роки тому +1

      yes i love [PRODUCT] and never skip [AD FOR PRODUCT] lmao. pathetic

    • @crappyshorehen8201
      @crappyshorehen8201 2 роки тому +12

      @@Dorian-_-Gray
      You clearly haven't watched the ads yet.

  • @mehrabislamarnab1675
    @mehrabislamarnab1675 Рік тому +5

    8:05 i love that so much. XDDD

  • @dcarillion
    @dcarillion 2 роки тому +1

    >Kuomintang
    >Plays March of the volunteers

  • @DimitriFernando89
    @DimitriFernando89 3 роки тому +417

    That Raycon ad was seriously more entertaining than almost anything else I've seen on UA-cam for a WHILE.

    • @joetrocken5957
      @joetrocken5957 3 роки тому +14

      He nailed it again.

    • @simonwyzik8661
      @simonwyzik8661 3 роки тому +1

      Check out Luke the Notables 1000 day Minecraft series. Dude make an emerald tower in hardcore

    • @CH0MSKYH0NK
      @CH0MSKYH0NK 3 роки тому

      @@simonwyzik8661 thats wild

    • @FuddlyDud
      @FuddlyDud 3 роки тому

      How more people aren’t talking about this, I don’t know. :P

  • @AshKetchum442
    @AshKetchum442 3 роки тому +221

    In the Nutcracker ballet, theres a character called Mother Ginger who has an enormous puffy dress and multiple children come out of it to dance

    • @roberte2945
      @roberte2945 3 роки тому +36

      Gingers aren't born, they're simply spawned from Mother Ginger. It's canon.

    • @Noperare
      @Noperare 3 роки тому +12

      @@roberte2945 "spawn from mother" that is just a different way to say "born"

  • @frenchabortion
    @frenchabortion Рік тому +2

    (2:12) Hearing internet historian’s Goose Cackle is the best thing I’ve ever heard

  • @cjballinger7732
    @cjballinger7732 2 роки тому +3

    20:53
    So i guess the main channel is a form of high fashion.

  • @NellyHartnell
    @NellyHartnell 3 роки тому +195

    Showing off your big, well-fed sheep is like showing off your expensive car.

    • @AnomalyINC
      @AnomalyINC 3 роки тому +3

      Or, in the case of New Zealand, showing off your trophy wife!

  • @augustusfren133
    @augustusfren133 3 роки тому +33

    8:22 I love how they set the bar so low and she still manages to disappoint lmao

  • @FadeIn2Obscurity
    @FadeIn2Obscurity Рік тому +2

    The best parts are when you can here IH laughing his ass off in the background

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 3 роки тому +2

    The first episode that isn’t “in da qararsntine” involved someone getting the virus

  • @artistradio
    @artistradio 3 роки тому +2537

    To me, there are five levels of fashion:
    1. Pure function - They don't have to look good, they just have to do it's job. Think of it as a military uniform or rain poncho.
    2. Casual wear - Stuff most people wear everyday.
    3. Formal wear - Stuff like dresses and suits
    4. High Fashion - Stuff that can stand out of the crowd, are usually hand-made but most people can wear them outside the walkway.
    5. Wearable Art- This is the stuff most people make fun of. They aren't made to be worn anywhere outside Fashion shows and Lady Gaga concerts. They are literately just wearable sculptures.

    • @k.morningstar7983
      @k.morningstar7983 3 роки тому +95

      Ball Culture is also fabulous and deserves its own category, what fantastic shows of wish fulfillment and imagination

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 3 роки тому +96

      Number 5 most commonly gets work in cons and is called "cosplay".

    • @BrianGon89
      @BrianGon89 3 роки тому +17

      Dude's cracked it

    • @blanketpineapple
      @blanketpineapple 3 роки тому +9

      what kind of statement are people trying to send with number 5? it just seems so stupid to me

    • @FallingForgiveness
      @FallingForgiveness 3 роки тому +75

      @@StrazdasLT I've yet to see a catwalk art outfit be worn to a cosplay event.

  • @greas1233
    @greas1233 3 роки тому +2292

    Internet Historian is the only UA-camr who I don't skip the ads of.

  • @pr9039
    @pr9039 Рік тому +10

    Sumito is always great, but he really killed it in this one!

  • @Cristopher.C
    @Cristopher.C Рік тому +2

    "what about my next" xddd that fucking killed me