Samples from the SCP Files [Old ITF]

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  • Опубліковано 27 лип 2018
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  • @matts2257
    @matts2257 5 років тому +13051

    Can we make Andre Bechert a certified SCP?

    • @isabatedcases5738
      @isabatedcases5738 5 років тому +542

      Matt Spedicy you mean Andre BecherT

    • @jan_kest
      @jan_kest 5 років тому +217

      We were able to make some shitty tumblr blog into one. So yeah sure.

    • @HomoChomsky
      @HomoChomsky 5 років тому +43

      HUMAN_MASK , let that controversy die.

    • @Loup-mx7yt
      @Loup-mx7yt 5 років тому +13

      What would be anomalous about him? I'm curious

    • @Rainlights13
      @Rainlights13 5 років тому +300

      Deliberately saying his name without a hard T induces a strange feeling of unease and frustration in any listener, regardless of whether or not they are aware of its pronunciation

  • @SEEYAIAYE
    @SEEYAIAYE 4 роки тому +5183

    My favourite is the Tomato that launches itself at lethal force at someone who tells a shitty joke. SCP-504

    • @izanagino-okami8221
      @izanagino-okami8221 4 роки тому +230

      I mean, dude. It's son simple, yet do broken, yet so awesome

    • @cherrisoda892
      @cherrisoda892 4 роки тому +159

      Thank you for introducing me to this wonderful scp

    • @andotus7637
      @andotus7637 4 роки тому +156

      The Critical Tomatoes. I’m pretty sure one of them once like decimated someone’s head and they died

    • @omegaipodmaniac
      @omegaipodmaniac 4 роки тому +160

      @@andotus7637 Gave him a massive skull fracture, according to the logs. He was given a news article of a Lenin statue that had a hole put through it via a bomb and said in response "That blows." Unless you were thinking of this one?
      Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
      Subject: D-504-3
      Spoken: "So, I was going to bed, and my brother told me, 'Goodnight! Don't let the bedbugs stick their proboscis in your skin and suck your blood!'" *pause* "Good luck on a healthy dermis!"
      Result: Two-second pause before activity. Tomato clocked at [REDACTED]. Sound barrier broken. Subject killed.
      Some other examples include...
      -The tomatoes "reacting as if confused" when shown an SNL sketch involving Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton.
      -Being told this glorious joke ("2009 is going to be a complex year. We already know the real part; we still have to find the imaginary part".) and moving so fast, it shatters the sound barrier, (it got to 3,500 kph apparently, more than three times the speed of sound).
      -Being given a small sample of the Monty Python sketch "The Funniest Joke In The World" and just exploding in place.
      -And of course, whatever it was that happened when exposed to SCP-904 (a piece of paper or something that "infects" people and makes it so that they talk poetically, such as rhyming a whole bunch or some shit), which was evidently so bad that all the report says is [DATA EXPUNGED].
      Yeah, this entry has my vote for best SCP.

    • @vasseur9912
      @vasseur9912 4 роки тому +151

      "Whoever snuck SCP-504 into the cafeteria kitchen is getting terminated. Those tomato slices are like fucking shurikens." - Dr. Blast

  • @itssodatime6437
    @itssodatime6437 5 років тому +4994

    I gazed into the void and Bernie Sanders looked back at me

    • @bracedfob9188
      @bracedfob9188 4 роки тому +212

      "I am once again asking for your financial support"

    • @zeta970
      @zeta970 4 роки тому +16

      Braced Fob918 i totally read that in patrick’s “stop it you’re scaring him patrick” voice

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 роки тому +14

      @@kefkaswk9334 "Joe Biden is my friend".

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 4 роки тому +24

      too bad 2020 was completely uneventful and unimportant, if only something could've happened to open america's eyes to its need for public health

    • @noahd.2353
      @noahd.2353 4 роки тому +1

      As it should be.

  • @Mykil47
    @Mykil47 4 роки тому +3782

    “You’re just mad because you’re angry.” Is what I’m going to say to my fiancé from now on when she’s mad and I’ll see how it goes.

    • @aleksanderrubik.
      @aleksanderrubik. 4 роки тому +95

      F gamer

    • @paulgallagher6553
      @paulgallagher6553 4 роки тому +113

      Can we get an update? :(

    • @mftripz8445
      @mftripz8445 4 роки тому +259

      Paul Gallagher unfortunately this was the very last comment mr.Mykil had posted

    • @paulgallagher6553
      @paulgallagher6553 4 роки тому +110

      @@mftripz8445 play the pipes for our fallen comrade :(

    • @Hoik_it
      @Hoik_it 4 роки тому +120

      @TheGameMakeGuy he is dead mate

  • @Csp499
    @Csp499 4 роки тому +3445

    "Why was that redacted? That's stupid" ought to be the SCP foundation's slogan.

    • @JohnSmith-dd3zi
      @JohnSmith-dd3zi 3 роки тому +50

      I image those are just blanks that are redacted, nobody knows.

    • @chaptereight3406
      @chaptereight3406 3 роки тому +153

      its so annoying how these are somewhat written scientific reports but do not include the important data, its like doing a research but not displaying the samples

    • @Alex_K221
      @Alex_K221 3 роки тому +30

      Csp499
      It sounds like something Dr. Bright would say.

    • @chronofuge
      @chronofuge 3 роки тому +61

      My "favorite" is when they do [redacted]/[redacted]/[redacted] for a date. Like why are you only redacting the numbers? Wouldn't it be more secure to redact it all so people have less info if it leaks?

    • @johnathanhodskins5820
      @johnathanhodskins5820 3 роки тому +9

      Typically its somthing that if described would ruin the story

  • @littlebunnyfoofoo209
    @littlebunnyfoofoo209 5 років тому +4621

    I almost stopped watching after the pistachio story i was so scared

    • @Kiddy7180
      @Kiddy7180 5 років тому +97

      Ness C. Bru I didn't get scared, i had my kanna pillow with me 😎

    • @eggfordays3897
      @eggfordays3897 5 років тому +11

      Why kanna

    • @Kiddy7180
      @Kiddy7180 5 років тому +51

      egg for days because she's better than your waifu and she's my numba one

    • @eggfordays3897
      @eggfordays3897 5 років тому +56

      Unbelievable

    • @alyandjake9090
      @alyandjake9090 5 років тому

      Ness C. Spoopy

  • @colintherookmain7419
    @colintherookmain7419 5 років тому +3665

    The visual humor of Volgun’s video background falling apart was amazing.

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 5 років тому +52

      Colin the Rook Main Scared the heck outta me!

    • @indiejoman
      @indiejoman 4 роки тому +49

      So that's why he updated his equipment

    • @vffa
      @vffa 4 роки тому +13

      I couldn't stop laughing anymore

    • @Graham.556
      @Graham.556 4 роки тому +3

      I am fucking dying lmao

  • @SketchAndEtch
    @SketchAndEtch 5 років тому +3947

    "gamers against weed" group of interest is basically what would happen if /b/ got reality-altering powers.

    • @aribantala
      @aribantala 4 роки тому +236

      Sometimes, the world is just very merciful that this kind of reality is not our reality.

    • @dreamyliamy2537
      @dreamyliamy2537 4 роки тому +173

      no that would just be them putting porn everywhere

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 4 роки тому +112

      @@dreamyliamy2537 swastikas and Hitler

    • @chonchjohnch
      @chonchjohnch 4 роки тому +24

      /b/ is just /trash/

    • @blackwolfrules56
      @blackwolfrules56 4 роки тому +77

      @@chonchjohnch /trash/ is a thousand times better then that shithole.

  • @charlottebiscuit4133
    @charlottebiscuit4133 4 роки тому +1203

    i love that "gamers against weed" is cannon in the scp universe

    • @robertcampbell3019
      @robertcampbell3019 4 роки тому +42

      Nothing is canon

    • @robertcampbell3019
      @robertcampbell3019 4 роки тому +3

      @Tl2aV Ok I responded very angrily to you and now the comment is gone hwat hallened 😡😾

    • @politech2722
      @politech2722 4 роки тому +27

      robert campbell Your mom probably ate it

    • @robertcampbell3019
      @robertcampbell3019 4 роки тому +4

      @@politech2722 Ok I responded very angrily to you and now the comment is gone hwat hallened 😡

    • @pandapotato1617
      @pandapotato1617 4 роки тому +11

      There is no canon

  • @NicholasKratzer
    @NicholasKratzer 5 років тому +2259

    The tape reel exploding off during the my little pony SCP was my favorite part. It was so random it made me laugh, like the equipment itself couldn't stand the shitty SCP

    • @mariecakeantoinette437
      @mariecakeantoinette437 5 років тому +41

      SCP-096 isn't actually Pinkie Pie but it may as well be Pinkamena Diane Pie.

    • @dylanflynn1895
      @dylanflynn1895 4 роки тому +109

      No it's just plagiarized shy-guy

    • @skelly1004
      @skelly1004 4 роки тому +67

      Funny part is that it's literally just an MLP version of SCP-096 which is getting a short film made about it.

    • @altrivotzck6565
      @altrivotzck6565 4 роки тому +21

      They should've used fluttershy instead lol. Shy is literally in her name.

    • @isaacevilman7586
      @isaacevilman7586 3 роки тому +12

      Altrivotzck They probably chose Pinkie Pie because of Smile.exe

  • @justbear9641
    @justbear9641 5 років тому +2216

    Apparently 24 is pronounced 12 huh interesting

  • @cursedex80
    @cursedex80 5 років тому +385

    I absolutely lost it at the Nintendo Seals of Quality.

  • @johnthwing
    @johnthwing 5 років тому +4457

    I like to think that the SCP community actually has some talented and original artists (mainly writers) that keep the genre from being a complete cringe-fest...then there's content like this

    • @dragondan244
      @dragondan244 4 роки тому +401

      Have you read the orabories cycle? Or a voice behind me? Most of the SCPs are written well. Also the cannon is whatever you make it.

    • @LeFaisDoDo
      @LeFaisDoDo 4 роки тому +31

      You’re doing it wrong bud

    • @fiddlesticks7245
      @fiddlesticks7245 4 роки тому +362

      @patrick howard redditors ruined the site as they do everything. They need to be forcefully restrained to their containment website

    • @ChanchoSleepy
      @ChanchoSleepy 4 роки тому +109

      patrick howard Wtf? The 5000 series so far has been really good wtf

    • @geomidia8998
      @geomidia8998 4 роки тому +61

      @@ChanchoSleepy SCP - 5000 is the best so far

  • @CheeseInTheOven
    @CheeseInTheOven 5 років тому +2275

    SCP 1237:
    Name: Andre Bechert
    Class: Euclid

    • @Dean.....
      @Dean..... 5 років тому +94

      If I wasn't so lazy I would have thought up a whole backstory on how that hard T made its way into a call of duty game and became the hit marker and extended exposure to its hypnotic effects at an early age causes the individual to spread the disease as it transforms into a meme and starts infesting youtube poops to further expand its influence.

    • @ol_fortune9474
      @ol_fortune9474 5 років тому +28

      Andre Bechert *T U T*

    • @EHyde-ir9gb
      @EHyde-ir9gb 5 років тому +66

      Description: SCP-hardT-J is an internet anomaly commonly found in the popular youtuber [redacted]'s patreon under the name "Andre Bechert". As of yet, only the youtuber in question is aware of the entity's real life counterpart. As such, it is only known to exhibit its anomalous effects online.
      SCP-hardT-J has a cognitohazardous effect, which causes anyone attempting to pronounce his name, to do so with a hard T. When asked about the cause of this, most subjects cited nervousness.

    • @WorldWarZ2
      @WorldWarZ2 5 років тому +3

      I miss him so much...

    • @peepoobeepoo5842
      @peepoobeepoo5842 5 років тому +2

      K A T E R

  • @DesolatorMagic
    @DesolatorMagic 5 років тому +2561

    Bro those fish are freaking expensive. If my pistachios turned into trout, boom, I'm rich. I'm selling those suckers.

    • @samharradence5689
      @samharradence5689 5 років тому +12

      DesolatorMagic the smell though

    • @richardlionerheart1945
      @richardlionerheart1945 5 років тому +79

      Also they are larger than normal trout

    • @imasiontist653
      @imasiontist653 5 років тому

      DesolatorMagic oh hey man i didnt expect to see you here. I like your vids.

    • @TheBlueAnt
      @TheBlueAnt 5 років тому +1

      Holy shit, the troll himself.

    • @delobrenden
      @delobrenden 5 років тому +4

      but unshelled pistachios are also really expensive

  • @Remon_
    @Remon_ 3 роки тому +201

    Most disturbing thing about this is that you cant tell whether it was written by a 12-year old or a fully grown man .

  • @Glassandcandy
    @Glassandcandy 3 роки тому +467

    The funny thing about "sic semper cannabis" is that it can be translated as "thus always FOR cannabis" rather than "TO cannabis", making it sound like they'll do anything for good bud lol

    • @NullFX
      @NullFX 3 роки тому +2

      Same tho

    • @DEVS_VLTIMA
      @DEVS_VLTIMA 3 роки тому +1

      True that

    • @inktoxicant
      @inktoxicant 3 роки тому +14

      I donated plasma for weed money before, sic semper cannabis

    • @nataliehawkins6392
      @nataliehawkins6392 Рік тому

      like count is 420

    • @moomyung9231
      @moomyung9231 9 місяців тому

      I was confused by the slogan as well. I'm not great at Latin, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it would be written.

  • @grapesoder1301
    @grapesoder1301 5 років тому +2664

    Remember: No Fun

    • @moemurder9414
      @moemurder9414 5 років тому +30

      Jimbo Beterson you like the funny boys

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 5 років тому +255

      Sounds like the current SCP moderation team

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 5 років тому +202

      Insulting staff. Forum closed

    • @tea1w480
      @tea1w480 5 років тому +7

      Fuck off to RPC

    • @godofredo404
      @godofredo404 5 років тому +15

      oh shit it's Jimbo

  • @herstorian2743
    @herstorian2743 5 років тому +1306

    SCP - 8008135

    • @raintrain9921
      @raintrain9921 5 років тому +122

      Internet Herstorian object class -boobclid

    • @floppaquest4916
      @floppaquest4916 5 років тому +67

      Special containment procedures: throw a bra at it

    • @user-iq3xc5gc1f
      @user-iq3xc5gc1f 5 років тому +53

      what the HECK is this SEXISM!? SCP does NOT stand for SEXIST COCKS on PROZZIES and you should be ashamed, enjoy your ban kiddo.

    • @SeanSpencersRedHotChilliSemen
      @SeanSpencersRedHotChilliSemen 5 років тому +43

      Description: Anomalously large tits

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM 5 років тому +20

      containment procedures: scp-8008135 cannot be conteined

  • @dirlewangerhomelessgothsce5630
    @dirlewangerhomelessgothsce5630 4 роки тому +492

    The government made SCP into a meme to discredit it

    • @baconsir1159
      @baconsir1159 3 роки тому +18

      The Foundation you mean. Governments ain’t got shit on them.

    • @Cryros_sphere
      @Cryros_sphere 3 роки тому

      Love the pfp bro
      GLR gang

    • @tmsplltrs
      @tmsplltrs 2 роки тому

      Best comment.

    • @MegatronEnthusiast
      @MegatronEnthusiast 2 роки тому

      @@baconsir1159 the foundation is funded by the government but the foundation do their own things.

  • @ArchangelSteve
    @ArchangelSteve 4 роки тому +421

    To be fair, "Smoka Cola" is a pretty good username.

  • @devinschaefer5646
    @devinschaefer5646 5 років тому +919

    I’d like to give a special thanks to Andre BecherT

    • @Cole-xq2tl
      @Cole-xq2tl 5 років тому

      Always thought it was Muslim Wiki because I only listen to his videos lol

  • @OayxYT
    @OayxYT 5 років тому +299

    The smoke meme killed me at 096. So subtle but so hilarious

    • @user-wo1yt1fl1z
      @user-wo1yt1fl1z 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah, I watch the volgun all the time and if that happened, i would be cracking up lol.

  • @justas423
    @justas423 4 роки тому +753

    Alternate title: "Volgun trying to stay serious"

    • @aulex6545
      @aulex6545 4 роки тому +33

      "volgun trying to stay american"

    • @mtfboi2653
      @mtfboi2653 4 роки тому +4

      Volgun trying to keep O-5[REDACTED]

    • @Scaramouche122
      @Scaramouche122 4 роки тому +1

      Cat nichojou

    • @XKaliberRsR
      @XKaliberRsR 4 роки тому +4

      @@Scaramouche122 Sakamoto-san!

    • @Scaramouche122
      @Scaramouche122 4 роки тому +1

      @@XKaliberRsR yeah exactly

  • @miltonpirsos11
    @miltonpirsos11 5 років тому +114

    I was actually scared cus of the music during the pistachios, and I thought of the unsalted pistachios on my desk behind me bursting open with fish.

  • @netglitch5943
    @netglitch5943 5 років тому +158

    9:05 this whole sequence of the background just falling apart is amazing.

  • @jimberley6341
    @jimberley6341 5 років тому +1825

    SCP-015
    Name: Burger King Foot Lettuce

    • @iciclefox9901
      @iciclefox9901 5 років тому +36

      Deadly for sure

    • @galacticdog1641
      @galacticdog1641 4 роки тому +43

      There a scp video on 15 most dangreous scp narrated by chills

    • @imgladnotu9527
      @imgladnotu9527 4 роки тому +18

      Memetic Hazard

    • @SCP096.
      @SCP096. 3 роки тому +1

      Once eaten the voice will become slow a deep

    • @trailer.prince
      @trailer.prince 2 місяці тому

      @@galacticdog1641OMG CHECKED U WERENT KIDDING IM DYING😂

  • @aila6814
    @aila6814 5 років тому +68

    my favorite part of this video is either them cracking up over smoka cola or the part where volgun reads "you're just mad cause you're angry."

  • @Jamzmahname
    @Jamzmahname 5 років тому +175

    Thank you internet historian, very cool.

  • @dansnell5774
    @dansnell5774 5 років тому +525

    RIP The Hottest Doorknob of All Time
    PS: SCP 420-J needs... further experimenting... _hits blunt_

    • @xopowoHiro
      @xopowoHiro 5 років тому +104

      That doorknob was so fucking hot man. What a slutty little doorknob.

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 5 років тому +57

      I just love twisting it.

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 5 років тому +40

      mariokarter13 But did it consent though?

    • @tangy2783
      @tangy2783 5 років тому +7

      Assault butter knife with tactical grip no. The whole thing is it makes everyone want to assault it.

    • @richardlionerheart1945
      @richardlionerheart1945 5 років тому +14

      no you mong it is attractive to everyone not make everyone want to assault it

  • @karii2145
    @karii2145 5 років тому +96

    I like how the projector breaks halfway through SCP-096 getting read.

  • @natqevalhiindisguise141
    @natqevalhiindisguise141 5 років тому +863

    nobody:
    Volgun: */andɹɛɪ bəʃɛɹtʼ/*

  • @wilsonmccoy240
    @wilsonmccoy240 5 років тому +1076

    There's only one fool-proof way to test the character-limit of a comment and that's achieved by

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 5 років тому +70

      Pasting the dull manuscript of Atlas Shrugged into it.

    • @mftripz8445
      @mftripz8445 4 роки тому +11

      I need no channel youtube! The entire script of macbeth including stage directions and obnoxious narrating of the scene

    • @truffeltroll6668
      @truffeltroll6668 3 роки тому +6

      [Redacted]

  • @ThatBugBehindYou
    @ThatBugBehindYou 5 років тому +1473

    Remember when SCP decided to take itself seriously and became a great site filled with excellent writing and the occasional gag that against all odds didn't break emersion and only served as a nice break from the others?
    Pepperidge Farms remembers.

    • @john2432
      @john2432 5 років тому +59

      I member

    • @thanos4314
      @thanos4314 5 років тому +22

      3008 is my favorite

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 4 роки тому +227

      I remember it too. Yet alas, nothing lasts forever, and with popularity comes the normies. Nothing is too sacred, nor too serious. It's just the fact of society.
      .
      But hey, it only makes me appreciate great writing even more, be it classics or new ones.

    • @lurighashandarei1318
      @lurighashandarei1318 4 роки тому +36

      I actually didn't know scp by that time. I don't even think when this was, since I saw for the first time the scp website with that controversy about some lgbtq+members

    • @mgeiger2341
      @mgeiger2341 4 роки тому +108

      @@lurighashandarei1318 They can't handle those sexy doorknobs.

  • @motalux
    @motalux 4 роки тому +658

    It's super interesting hearing TheVolgun just shut off his accent when he is reading

    • @GenuineRage
      @GenuineRage 4 роки тому +41

      I mean he’s just using a different accent lol

    • @C.I...
      @C.I... 4 роки тому +67

      Man, the shit Americans come out with sometimes is astounding.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 4 роки тому +12

      Lol you can't "turn off an accent"...

    • @ghost.patrols
      @ghost.patrols 4 роки тому +40

      From his perspective, he’s turning on an accent :)

    • @camonsamon4894
      @camonsamon4894 3 роки тому +8

      @@jeltje50 well evidently you technically can

  • @cyanide7389
    @cyanide7389 3 роки тому +43

    I loved the 096 bit. The room fills with more and more smoke before catching on fire, and everything fucking up in the room more and more.

  • @mysteryman8667
    @mysteryman8667 5 років тому +73

    The T in bechert sounds like a hit marker

  • @crimson90
    @crimson90 5 років тому +486

    24=12
    Got it.

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 2 роки тому +28

    Ah... Newgrounds... Where my childhood was murdered with a Tire Iron... Good Times!

  • @CaleTheNail
    @CaleTheNail 4 роки тому +44

    Whisper shouting is the epitome of good acting

  • @ThePppp89
    @ThePppp89 5 років тому +362

    Hang on a second, what kind of weird ass MLP version of SCP-096 were you guys reading?

  • @keddiels9843
    @keddiels9843 5 років тому +49

    I couldn't help but burst out laughing when he said "ponies come real" in that dramatic voice

  • @Sprottel_SFM
    @Sprottel_SFM 5 років тому +68

    8:45 me everytime i listen to a scp reading

  • @methuselahhoneysuckass
    @methuselahhoneysuckass 11 місяців тому +4

    6:43 if only they knew what would be in store for the future

  • @CooperThief
    @CooperThief 5 років тому +706

    I was binging your other in the fields earlier, this is great. Also when is My immortal part 2?

    • @JanitorScruffy
      @JanitorScruffy 5 років тому +171

      Begone Prep

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 5 років тому +57

      Fangs to you

    • @IHincognitoMode
      @IHincognitoMode  5 років тому +140

      thanks! a few days -- up to a week. will be livestreaming more editing of it soon

    • @britishnerd3919
      @britishnerd3919 5 років тому +20

      Internet Historian: Incognito Mode fangs, we are waiting with baited breath.

    • @bigslurpee2078
      @bigslurpee2078 5 років тому +4

      I CAN'T LIKE YOUR COMMENT. You're Shrek and you have 420 Likes I mean c'mon.

  • @JunkJester6131
    @JunkJester6131 5 років тому +151

    Internet Historian meets The Volgun?
    My life is complete.

  • @merrittgaming
    @merrittgaming 3 роки тому +11

    I absolutely lost it when the reel-to-reel shot off into space and caught fire lmao

  • @frost1183
    @frost1183 Рік тому +9

    That dudes American accent is impeccable. His ability to portray a sort of American scientist studying these monsters is amazingly.

    • @greypaladin7361
      @greypaladin7361 9 місяців тому

      It’s really only occasionally when he says a word in an Irish way, while doing his American accent. But I still love his Lombardi voice.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +1309

    A surprise collab to be sure, but a welcome one.

  • @ImnotCarlSagan
    @ImnotCarlSagan 5 років тому +34

    Holly crap this is a match made in heaven for me.

  • @dragonslibrary9207
    @dragonslibrary9207 3 роки тому +23

    Everybody gangsta until the [redacted] starts [data expunged]

  • @mandothing506
    @mandothing506 4 роки тому +9

    I’ve literally only heard TheVolgun being serious, so this is super entertaining! I want to watch more of this!

  • @redthejack927
    @redthejack927 5 років тому +29

    Oh dammit, im sure it will be a great video but im on the edge of my seat waiting for part2 of the vampire harrypotter diaries fan fiction...that shit goood

  • @johnmckenzie4223
    @johnmckenzie4223 5 років тому +821

    Fortnite takes place in the same universe as The Powerpuff Girls. Now, before you start ranting, hear me out. Fortnite has Thanos in it. Thanos is in Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite. Mega Man X is in Marvel vs. Capcom, and Mega Man X in the same universe as Mega Man, since Dr. Light created both of them. Mega Man is in Smash Bros, and so is Pac Man, who appears in Wreck-it Ralph. One scene in Wreck-it Ralph shows a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade machine, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have a comic book crossover with Batman. Scooby Doo and the Mystery Gang show up in an episode of Batman. Scooby Doo, of course, has a crossover with Johnny Bravo. Johnny Bravo is in an obscure Smash Bros. ripoff for the Wii, called Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion. All three Powerpuff Girls show up in this game. Therefore, my conclusion here is that Fortnite does in fact take place in the same universe as The Powerpuff Girls.

    • @KakaCarrotCakeVideos
      @KakaCarrotCakeVideos 5 років тому +46

      So... does this mean that fucking Gorillaz take place in the same universe as Fortnite!?

    • @nicninja3575
      @nicninja3575 5 років тому +14

      MatPat is that you?

    • @freyastuchbery7130
      @freyastuchbery7130 5 років тому +18

      Fortnite would also be in the same universe as Gorillas as well, by proxy. Eat shit, Marvel, this is the supreme connected universe.

    • @crisisboy5822
      @crisisboy5822 5 років тому +4

      *X-files theme plays*

    • @lightningspirit5695
      @lightningspirit5695 5 років тому

      @@kaistzar2831 Disney XD has already died long ever since the censorship came in... (PLUS I WILL BE EXPECTING THEM TO USE "GAME ENDED")

  • @lifeisoverated81
    @lifeisoverated81 3 роки тому +13

    I like the group of interest known as 'AWCY' = 'Are We Cool Yet'. If I remember correctly they deal with or produce anomalous art.

  • @tinycockjock1967
    @tinycockjock1967 4 роки тому +12

    I’m on the toilet after a bout of explosive diarrhea and I realized I don’t have any toilet paper. This is the soundtrack for it

  • @clarambrosia9834
    @clarambrosia9834 5 років тому +101

    spoopy

  • @boogaloo4047
    @boogaloo4047 5 років тому +42

    I was expecting multiple things today, this was not one of them

    • @2175Nono
      @2175Nono 5 років тому

      Distorted Mutahar What else were you expecting? Just curious

    • @Dv2YT
      @Dv2YT 5 років тому

      I could say the same about you lol

    • @testname4464
      @testname4464 5 років тому

      o no, dady is hurt

  • @avalonjustin
    @avalonjustin 3 роки тому

    I love this video so much. You put so much work into your uploads man.

  • @AWonderfulGalaxy
    @AWonderfulGalaxy 5 років тому +1

    After a tough time in my life, you guys made me laugh. It made my heart feel better. Thank you so much!

  • @chazstones7424
    @chazstones7424 5 років тому +13

    This is literally my favorite series on the internet right now

  • @DeathAlchemist
    @DeathAlchemist 5 років тому +142

    Gamers against weed is the best group of instance. The Nerf Gun is one of the best scps.

    • @brianbread7698
      @brianbread7698 5 років тому +10

      Death Alchemist Nah Dr.Wondertainment was better.

    • @DeathAlchemist
      @DeathAlchemist 5 років тому +1

      Brian Bread they are a close second for me. Mr.Headless is the best.

    • @brianbread7698
      @brianbread7698 5 років тому +2

      Death Alchemist I mean GAW did copy Dr.Wondertainment.

    • @DeathAlchemist
      @DeathAlchemist 5 років тому

      Brian Bread How?

    • @brianbread7698
      @brianbread7698 5 років тому +4

      Death Alchemist They made their own Little Mr.Misters series.

  • @visicircle
    @visicircle Рік тому

    What an awesome cross-over! Love both of your work!

  • @Natival
    @Natival 4 роки тому

    I’ve been watching both of you for so long and I can’t believe I never saw this until now

  • @d4148
    @d4148 5 років тому +270

    The rise, fall, and decay. Of the SCP Foundation website

    • @supermansuperman3047
      @supermansuperman3047 5 років тому +5

      no that's mumkey jones's thing, not historian of the internet

    • @theemeraldexpress7902
      @theemeraldexpress7902 5 років тому +5

      The Old Man would be proud.

    • @rouka120
      @rouka120 5 років тому +4

      Superman Superman lmao
      I love how Mumkey’s a wannabe shitlord even though he was major bros with Digibro and was a broni. It cracks me up.

    • @d4148
      @d4148 5 років тому

      Superman Superman so? It's a saying that can be used to describe most things on the internet today

    • @coolguy9189
      @coolguy9189 5 років тому +3

      chershey how is scp dying?

  • @eduardomiano282
    @eduardomiano282 5 років тому +214

    People should start commenting "before Justin Y" instead of "first"

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 5 років тому +6

      Eduardo Miano this could work , might bring an end to justin y's reign of tyranny

    • @ironraccoon3536
      @ironraccoon3536 5 років тому +3

      Wasn't there a guy before him who appeared in the comments of every video? Not Stickmaster. Someone else.

    • @Brightrich26
      @Brightrich26 5 років тому +2

      Iron Raccoon
      You mean the venerable Misaka Mikoto?

    • @Brightrich26
      @Brightrich26 5 років тому

      Sneaky Snek Had actually forgotten about the fruit with shades, since I haven't seen him recently. But Misaka is the oldest and personally most memorable comment tuber from my time on site.

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 5 років тому

      anti brony master race then someone worse will take over

  • @bardofbedlam9402
    @bardofbedlam9402 3 роки тому +2

    Two of my favorite creators in one video. I need a personal moment.

  • @TheWaInut
    @TheWaInut 4 роки тому +23

    Holy shit it just clicked with me that TheVolgun is just doing a really good American accent. Damn dude I never realized

  • @keepXonXrockin
    @keepXonXrockin 5 років тому +21

    Clash of the accents

  • @RadicalEdward2
    @RadicalEdward2 3 роки тому +3

    I like how the cigarette smoke used for Volgun’s lecture escalated an actual fire breaking out

  • @nikolaisthirdeye1913
    @nikolaisthirdeye1913 5 років тому

    This is a cross over episode I never knew I wanted but now that I have it I need more of this long time fan of both channels keep up the great work lads

  • @kebostek
    @kebostek 5 років тому

    So THIS is why I suddenly started getting recommendations to TheVolgun some months ago. Very fun channel, I watched everything after the point when he upgraded his audio.

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 4 роки тому +3

    I already like Volgun's videos a lot, but just listening to him hang out and have fun makes him seem even cooler.

  • @ryanroth9482
    @ryanroth9482 5 років тому +10

    3:03 "contains 12 unshelled and roasted pistachios" but it's actually 24 i'm enraged

  • @PinaKoalaGaming
    @PinaKoalaGaming 2 роки тому

    Been subbed to this channel for 2 weeks. The Volgun for 3 years. How is this just now in my feed!!

  • @ddidomenico2156
    @ddidomenico2156 4 роки тому +1

    An Irish fellow and an Australian gent walk into a bar; they glance at the full wall mirror behind the bartender. The glowing eyes of a dozen Bernie Sanders glares at them with distain. They are never heard from again.
    No but really, you guys are two of my favorite voices on UA-cam, love you fellows🤘

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 3 роки тому

      Historian is from new zealand.

    • @ddidomenico2156
      @ddidomenico2156 3 роки тому

      @@deadturret4049 Well then, I'm still learning aren't I?

  • @clockworkserpent
    @clockworkserpent 3 роки тому +4

    The editing during the Scp096 was genius😂😂😂😂

  • @nzane1216
    @nzane1216 4 роки тому +4

    Let's take a moment to enjoy the volgun video background deteriorating into a state of chaos as he continues reading

  • @Avannior
    @Avannior 4 роки тому

    Two of my favorites channels doing a video together. NICE

  • @wantedparts8256
    @wantedparts8256 2 роки тому +2

    “Your just mad because you are angry” Ah yes the floor is made of floor

  • @janku7896
    @janku7896 4 роки тому +12

    Sic Semper Cannabis = "It is always hemp."

  • @geraldtheoctopus1594
    @geraldtheoctopus1594 2 роки тому +4

    8:43 The top speed is 46 kilometers per hour, they redacted it to make it sound faster.

    • @mishano6087
      @mishano6087 2 роки тому

      ...it's not tho it's documented that thier pursuit choppers couldn't keep up with it , seeing as theyre a clandestine shadow government with unlimited funds it's fair to say they have they top of the line of all thier equipment.. the fastest prototype helicopters currently can do about 430kmph so let's assume they at least have birds like that and they couldn't keep up with it. Also when they tested showing it to somone on the moon it ran so fast that it surpassed breakthrough velocity an literally ran from earth into orbit and launched itself to the moon so I'd say it can probably do more than 43 kmph. Also Incase you didn't know it's not a pony that was a joke. Lol

    • @geraldtheoctopus1594
      @geraldtheoctopus1594 2 роки тому +1

      @@mishano6087 I guess I have to put a large disclaimer at the end of all of my jokes, confirming that it is in fact a joke.

  • @alybe1801
    @alybe1801 3 роки тому +2

    7:58 fucking love how there's a fuck ton of smoke coming out as soon as he talks about pinky pie

  • @FunnyYouTubethings
    @FunnyYouTubethings 10 місяців тому

    OMG both of the best channels in the same videos!

  • @d.o.f.t.1578
    @d.o.f.t.1578 5 років тому +6

    8:12 dàmn he’s really going ham on the smoke machine

  • @nejdalej
    @nejdalej 3 роки тому +3

    "That voice acting is not on fleek."
    - The Volgun.

  • @SirDgor
    @SirDgor 5 років тому +1

    the clang at like 9:12 spooked me more than anything

  • @777boondox
    @777boondox 3 роки тому

    You guys are golden, make more!

  • @AmazingAce
    @AmazingAce 5 років тому +36

    SCP mods be like SC-Go to the polls

  • @mechazard9883
    @mechazard9883 5 років тому +104

    Press f for scp

  • @quinnskazka9857
    @quinnskazka9857 5 років тому

    This is now my new favorite scp video of all times

  • @FisforFenton
    @FisforFenton 5 років тому

    Confinement by lord bung is awesome. Some of the best SCP content on youtube.

  • @t0xcn253
    @t0xcn253 Рік тому +6

    Volgun has the most convincing American accent in the SCP game, so off putting to recall that it is not his natural way of speaking.

  • @creeperizak8971
    @creeperizak8971 5 років тому +16

    I like how the tape recorder is vaping.

  • @rednefarious6968
    @rednefarious6968 3 роки тому +1

    I've watched every Volgan reading and they're fantastic

  • @18themxxn_
    @18themxxn_ 4 роки тому

    Two of the most brilliant voices in the platform collaborating... Perfection.

  • @LordJackass
    @LordJackass 3 роки тому +4

    it's amazing to see a serious youtuber like TheVolgun who typically does horror just get really goofy, really refreshing and hilarious to see him break character like that. also, love that bit you did with the tape recorder at 9:04 died of hysterics.

  • @minifridge337
    @minifridge337 5 років тому +132

    Andre BecherTTTT

  • @hallosx2
    @hallosx2 5 років тому +1

    i just fucking love how reel to reel breaks during the scp-096 reading

  • @thechristmascretin7034
    @thechristmascretin7034 3 роки тому

    This is the collab I never knew I needed so badly