[SFM] Instructions Unclear
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- Опубліковано 28 бер 2020
- Ok, the message might be a bit too "in your face", and not too related to TF2. Hopefully you still enjoyed Instructions Unclear.
Based off my personal experience taking the HKDSEs in 2018. I performed to an acceptable level of shit in every subject except for Chinese (and maybe Maths, but that's my own fault). Another SFM that's been in the vault since 2018.
Add subtitles here: ua-cam.com/users/timedtext_vide...
And ping me on Discord afterwards, UA-cam doesn't notify me of these things.
Rate it on steam here, whose effect is completely fucking unknown: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Made by Dummie(fucking duh): steamcommunity.com/id/highfun...
An explanation: HKDSE level Chinese is taught in four different ways. There's "Reading", which means "analyse this article in a convoluted way", "Writing" which means "get high and bullshit a lot", "Listening" which means "write a lot more than the writing exams", and "Speaking" which for once actually means "debating" (this one is actually somewhat useful).
Unfortunately, since pretty much the "early days", information regarding how to consistently do well in "Reading", "Writing" and "Speaking" was either actively contradictory or woefully under-elaborated.
For example, for "Reading", I was told that the articles all had a "format", and so did the answers. A few weeks later, someone else would tell me that the articles were random in nature, and the answers would either have to be in a different format or lack formats altogether. This is not an isolated incident.
This is in stark contrast to the subjects "Liberal Studies" and "History". While to an extent similar in nature, these subjects lack major inconsistencies (or at least, not to the extent exhibited by Chinese) in how we are expected to tackle them. The instructions were clear, or at least failing that, not mutually exclusive in any way.
So, my conclusion is this. To the people who work within or out of the Hong Kong drugging system, who I am sure are very competent people in their own rights as educators of different types: Can you guys please get a consensus on what the fuck we're supposed to do before we are sent to our deaths? Thank you.
Time spent: 127 hours - Фільми й анімація
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Ok. Yep.
Bruh
This was epic
Dummie: Don't panic
Me: Unusual Genuine Panic Attack
Don't ya worry my friend we ain't panicking any time soon.
肺炎都有片睇 well done
Instructions unclear, I am panicking now
Instructions unclear got my painis stuck in a vent
oof
The UnknownSpyCrab Ouch
Try saying that the vent wanted it with those clothes and that attitude
That discord call sound though, I though I was getting a call.
Oof sorry.
A Dummie lol it’s ok. Doing good on those animations btw, can’t wait to see how ya do :3
@@ADummie i literally paused the video to see if someone was calling.
it was a better April fools joke than a rick roll
SAME LMAO
Dr.Dragon knight same
0:30 well thats uhhhh poor scout
1:50 yep uhhhh poor scout
XD
Yep.
Futa
WAHT
@mecks or a strap-on
Hmm
Stealth
Loud in DOOM way
Or Speedrun as an Scun- I mean Scout
Yep. Which should you choose?
@@ADummie I would choose DOOM way cuz I like heavy metal
That somehow represents the Diamond casino heist from gta
oh nice pvz2
@@spyeditsthesecondth or the entirety of payday 2. mostly the "fuck i triggerd the alarm, GO!" part
Instructions unclear got my painis destroyed by a huge ass Lazer beam
oof
Ouch
0:40 When you lag but still get market kills
oof
That's what you call coupon spamming. No lag just means a shopping spree
Spy: "Be Snake"
Heavy: "Be Doom Guy"
Scout: "Be Sonic"
Soldier: 1:41
Be American
:P
E
Be Russian
Horary Bam Bam Mario: Be fat jumpy man
Luigi: Be gay
1:13 soundsmith?
Yep.
I see sound smith is using begges bazooka again....
I like how in this video in the end they fool us into thinking there's more by panning the camera a little bit to the right indicating a chase scene, except that's not what happens
2:03 I thought one of my friends were calling my on Discord
0:30 Dear god...
Welp.
Instructions unclear. I thought i was watching live and let spy
Shit, is it that close?
Hints: What soldier will do
1. Kill engie
2. Kill engie
3. Kill engie
4. Kill engie
5. Kill engie
I can't even choose between those answers... And made laugh at same time
Instructions unclear ended up with me dating my cousins and having a child named Antonio Carlos Jobim
Oh.
God.
Man, Shiiit I thought it was for me 2:02 and yes, I know that it wasn't intended to fool anyone but you got me xD
XD
it got me too
SAAAAAME >:C
1:51 Found *[Redacted]*
This SFM may or may not be set in Argentena.
I'm not a big fan of the outline SSAO...
Damnit, that effect failed it's purpose then :P
When you’re team is asking you to do a push into 3 sentries... alone
F
And they are all level 3
OMG it is from Hong kong
Omg that Doom reference got me hyped up thinking about a Doom SFM xD
Woah dude thats so cool and epic look dude my mom bought me a doom shirt from Wal-Mart so cool dude 😎
1:40 Soldier tried to do the plan all at once and failed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
:P
0:29
Oh my! What's going on in there? Soldier should stay & keep watch, you know to gather Intel, yeah gather Intel.
:P
That discord call scared me.
Welp.
Is it just me or this video is giving me Live & Let Spy vibes because of the same place that was encountered?
Oh yeah, it does in retrospect.
1:56 It was at this moment he knew, he fucked up.
Well his first mistake was underestimating the enemy.
I enjoyed the animation, though! The message isn't all that 'in your face' but it's clear enough for one to understand!
Thanks!
what was the message
@@skjorta1984 Dummie explains it in the description, but it's basically how the HKDSEs have unclear instructions on how to do them.
@@mr.justinstudios5205 oh. thanks for explaining. I am disappointed I didn't scroll down in the description far enough
Instructions not clear...
*Restored Soviet Union*
next up: dummie just starts making old timey cartoons but with tf2
:P
1:18
When you get another school assignment
F
0:29 wait its breaking rules
foo
1:51
Wait....... what are those two scouts doing?!?!?!
Don't ask.
1:05
Why does scout's head remains look so much like a confused robot?
Love the Borderlands-style instructions.
Instructions unclear, am now stuck in UA-cam comment.
Oh, so that's why people say that this video referenced Borderlands.
K, so it's basically school in a nutshell.
Yeah, that's to an extent of the point of the video lol
*"Instructions unclear, stole the bucket instead"*
Great work as always!
Thanks!
thank you for mentioning the subtitles
Another short to add to the growing pile.
Welp.
Instructions unclear, I lifted off into space
我睇咗啲乜7, DSE add oil
我對DSE中文嘅全部讚譽.
instructions unclead, ended up glory killing a lot of Blus
ooh
Because of that i aim 5* in English and 3 in Chinese
Good goal. Had the same lol
Great animation! I even laughed!
Glad you liked it!
Instructions unclear, accidentally pushed straight into a level 3 sentry
oof
1:56
Student tries to steal the exam answers through the vents but made loud noises.
Teachers: We could hear you.
One of these days, I'm making a video about some students stealing some exam answers.
@@ADummie That will be funny to watch.
中文要有3啊咪入毅進 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (居然有sfm utuber 係香港人☺️ dse 加油）
中文2嘅外國讀書撚表示
我支持你，贏個saxxy award俾香港。
佢已經係了
WOT
Tanner Matayoshi lmao your the only one who doesn’t understand
soldier's reaction to scout's plan is me all the time in school
:P
I like the shell shading.
Thanks!
the soldier with that get up looks like those beans in that bean movie
:P
Instructions unclear my apple is drunk from Lucozade
When you try to extend yourself to do everything, you will end up doing nothing.
無唸到有香港人整sfm!! dse加油 辛苦灑!
18年已經DSE咗 :P
多謝支持！
The captions are great
Thanks!
Soldier after he’s heard all three plans:
Oh fuck, how do I put this all together
Welcome to my attempts at taking the Chinese parts of the HKDSEs back in 2018.
A Dummie just about realized if the pyro could talk normally, his plan would have probably been straight up animal crossing
1:50 Wink Wonk
:P
A new winglet video thank the painis lord!
Combine all three into one super plan
:P
2:02 **infuriating discord user sounds**
:P
agreed
love the doom music. It's a nice touch lol
Thanks!
the discord call behind the video I thought there really has someone calling me but no ping I ask a lot of people just realize oh it came from video.
The discord call almost fooled me
okay, this is epic
danke m8
rip soldier
borderlands, is that you?
Soldier's situation is me at work almost all the time!
F
Instructions unclear, ended up buying the entire community market...
Mr. Community Market Crash.
Trying to do all three...From stealth, to loud, and going fast. Guess who led to Soldier's death then.....and all three.
:P
It's madness!
Bruh I thought someone was actually calling me
Instructions unclear made a crown out of human bones and a bouncy house covered in cow blood
I thought I was getting a call when the credits came up!
scout has been trapped XD
oof
Go go go go go got to go fast. Gotta go fast. Gotta go faster faster faster faster faster faster faster now.
0:56 cool set
:P
instructions unclear got completely demolished by the BLU team
crap should've sticked with the first plan
Oof
0:45 Requiem for a Pizza
Nice
:P
That Doomslayer plan was sexcellent
Spy: Stealth to clear the mission with all the optional achievements.
Heavy: Traditional combat to gain the most experience points.
Scout: Speedrun to earn the medal for clearing the mission under a certain time limit.
Soldier: *F @ C K I T !* I'll play how I want!
Instructions unclear I got my shotgun stuck on a vent.
oof
'if u wanna pass the examination just destroy carrie lam'
"immolate"
You're also from Hong Kong? Yay!
精神！
its soo much funnier cus I actually understand cantonese
hey guys, I think that the exposure just fucking died
Welp.
I Like Heavys Idea. Doom Your Way In ^^
RIP AND TEAR
Instructions unclear. Slept with Sasha.
Shit.
When Dio told pucci how to achieve heaven.
我都覺得中文成個設計係好撚有問題，尤其是作文有晒format，極度限制創作，根本就唔係文學應有嘅態度（利申5**+中文系，但都係好唔妥成個DSE)
Every single SFM uses the whiff sound effect
No exeptions.
Welp, it is useful.
Doom reference gets the upvote.
細細個嗰陣睇唔明, 過咗幾年返黎睇明咗, 都唔知係好事定壞事啦😢
Looks like Borderlands style.
Funny enough, I've never played it :P
@@ADummie Well that's sad,this is realy nice game.Starting with 2-nd.Also good for memes and references.
Dope
Glad you liked it!
Arigato, senpai.
It's Cantonese lol
He should of gone with the DOOM idea
Oof :P
is this reference to winglet?
2:02 ffs you scared me
KILL ENGIE 69% NICE
Nice.
好片好片
多謝支持！
點先可以中文過2?
唔好玩TF2，因為Valve唔識數到3(Just Kidding)
老實講我就係今屆DSE，都係個句「淋病肯全面封關就唔洗搞成咁」，家陣搞到咁撚麻煩，日日屌鳩淋病同班死高官&黑警仲未撚夠，一取消DSE都唔知之後個學年會點樣
BTW sorry，宜家先睇到條片（有禁鐘仔但無通知= =）
你果年真係慘，比淋病就咁食咗一年
只可惜我只可以講句祝你好運
screw that discord ringtone
sorry m8